20 Works in Katee Sackhoff

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    Summary

    One day, my brain decided to think in haiku.

    It was very frustrating, but also somewhat amusing.

    Since then, my mind spits out another one every few days.

    So, just for posterity, here they are, one per "chapter" since they're not all the same pairing.

    That's all. Just BSG haiku. If there's no name in it, you can pretend it's about anybody you want. :)

    Words:
    601
    Chapters:
    39/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    90
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    Words:
    562
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    16
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    Words:
    285
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    20
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    Words:
    653
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    25
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    A porn parody. This is a cracky "alternate ending" to Jean-Paul Sartre’s No Exit (Huis Clos), a French existentialist play about three characters trapped in hell together. This version stars Benedict Cumberbatch as Garcin, Katee Sackhoff as Inez, Christina Hendricks as Estelle, and Gaila as The Maid.

    Estelle’s POV.

    Words:
    395
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    83
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    Howard's conversations with imaginary sci-fi stars lead him to face truths about himself.

    Words:
    1,762
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    987
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    Smutshot between the lovely Lucy Lawless and the incomparable Mary McDonnell, on the set of Battlestar Galactica. No plot at all, no redeeming quality whatsoever except that it's (hopefully) hot. A very slight bit of
    lesbianvirgin!mary, but not enough for it to be a kink.

    Words:
    2,367
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    162
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    It's only been a few years, but a lot can change -- and some things never do.

    Words:
    1,595
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    66
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    It's easy, really, now, for both of them to get the other off, but it doesn't make it any less fun. Makes it more fun, Katee realizes. Can be seen as a sequel of sorts to Giggles and Uncooked Pasta but it's not necessary to read that first.

    Words:
    991
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    170
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    He should barely be on the edge of tipsy, shouldn’t be drunk enough that watching Katee dance makes him forget about his family. But the music’s louder than his conscience, the bass out-beating his heart.

    Words:
    1,428
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    205
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    The grips are taking bets and running book on it all, because Callum and Katee have had chemistry before, but never like this, nothing like this.

    Words:
    1,126
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    157
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    He can't say he's surprised, when he finds them rutting like animals against the side of Mary's building.

    Words:
    1,982
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    188
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    Jensen gets nominated for a Golden Globe.

    Words:
    1,232
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    33
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    Summary

    She's more comfortable with them being a stereotype than with anything else.

    Words:
    1,349
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    119
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    I guess you could call this an ep tag for the Maelstrom deleted scene. It is for meresy, who has kindly offered to take all responsibility.

    No disrespect intended to any of the persons depicted herein. This is purely fictional, and not in any way intended as an accurate representation of reality.

    Words:
    2,309
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    73
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    There are lines he draws. There are lines she can't cross.

    Words:
    937
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    113
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    "Jelly beans. You got 'em -- I don't."

    Words:
    914
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    106
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    He finds himself sympathising with his character just a little too much.

    Words:
    1,824
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    121
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    The workday week.

    Words:
    4,105
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    116
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    Summary

    While she may be Apollo's Starbuck, she's certainly not his.

    Words:
    16,556
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    157

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