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    So it turns out that turning some random asshole into an immortal being is a big no-no. Not only because it's against the so-called "Vampire Moral Code" or anything like that, but because the person in question is a certain pompous jerkwad with more ego than common sense.

    Likewise, it turns out that being the freshly minted immortal has its pitfalls, too.

    This is the tale of a pair of bumbling, undead idiots just trying to get by in the modern world.

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    Today, the 13 of april, is this young boys birthday. But it feels like something will go terribly wrong.

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    Karkat shows off his climbing ability after Dave hurts his feelings deeply.

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    Karkat Vantas was a mutant. Rejected by the universe for his cherry blood, he searched for a way, any way, to show everyone that he was worth noticing. He thought the invasion would be the perfect opportunity. He would kill some humans, get some glory, and prove himself to be more than a freak. What could go wrong?

    Dave Strider was just a teenager. With an abusive brother and not much else, he kept himself moving, leaping from one distraction to the next. He just wanted something to change.

    They would both get what they wanted, but in a way neither of them would have ever seen coming.

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    Lapis is sad, goes to therapy, her and Peridot hook up probably (it's a work in progress and so are they).

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    Эридан Ампора, Принц Надежды и Альтерниземной Бог Перемен, успешно избегал Фефери Пейшес (бывшая любовь его жизни и его первая жертва, убитая при смягчающих обстоятельствах) и остальных своих друзей на протяжении более чем шести тысяч лет, и он мог бы спокойно продолжить это дальше. Однако признание на вечеринке, устроенной Каркатом, приводит к спору, который перерастает в драку, в результате которой Фефери объявляется на пороге его дома в Дублине в поисках ответов и нового начала.

    Отношения между ними никогда не будут прежними, но, честно говоря, им некуда двигаться, кроме как вверх.

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    "What is it with girls and their universally constant tendency to rip out plumbing fixtures?" Dave asked as he looked at what had once been his bathroom.

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    Compared to the absolute certainty of violent death at your heels, the large probability of an even more gruesome death is practically comforting.

    Karkat's having a bad night. Eridan's having a bad sweep. Maybe they can help each other out.

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    It's strange the way even the most remote places can feel like home when I'm with him.

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    Alternate universe. In this world, there was no Sgrub session, and a few events from the human space age have happened earlier, but these are only minorly related to the plot. After a failed Alternian invasion of Earth, humans managed to turn the tide and end up winning the war, and enslaved the entirety of the Alternian people.

    John decides to purchase a troll without being fully aware of the reality of the situation, instead believing much of "common knowledge" instead, and realizes the reality of what humanity has really done and tries his best to cope with a language and cultural barrier and create an environment for his new troll to live in.

    Rating and warnings are for later chapters, and are a bit conservative, but I prefer to rate my fics higher if I'm on the fence about a rating or warning.

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    John and Dave have been bestfriends since they were in 3rd grade. You could never separate them and when one was alone the other wasn’t that far behind. Over the course of time Dave starts to see some changes in himself and his best ‘bro.’ Like the fact that John is way shorter than he is, or the way that Dave wants to make Egbert his.

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    Had Sgrub never existed our twelve Beta trolls might never have met, and if they had it would have been under different circumstances. Each of them would have undergone numerous difficulties with life on Alternia. This series of interconnected snippets of their lives sans Sgrub illustrates a possible reality for each of them.

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    There is absolutely no one in the whole world who has more pitiable friends than you. They are the most obnoxiously golden hearted and mindbogglingly unusual people you have ever had the misfortune (and privilege) of knowing.
     
    You are head over your fucking heels in love with them. Both of them.

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    The trolls weren't typical for their generation. They were unique, lost, mutants of their own kind. Different. Cast aside.

    (Or is that everyone, when nobody is looking?)

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    I just wanted to write a story. So why not make is a Humanstuck Angst?

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    You are Vriska. You have feelings for a criminal.
    You are Dave. You are abused by your brother.
    You are Rose. Your mom doesn't give a shit about you.
    You are Jade. You are afraid of outside.
    You are Damara. You still love her.
    You are Meenah. You are lost.
    You are Jane. You are happy.
    You are Karkat. You hate yourself.
    You are Terezi. You can't see the beauty of life.
    You are Roxy. You drink your problems away.
    You are Jake. You try.
    You are Dirk. You don't know how to express your feelings.
    You are Porrim. You never have time for yourself.
    You are Kanaya. You are questioning everything.
    You are Aranea. You want to be close to someone.
    You are Feferi. You are dead.

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    The game may have ended for them, but it doesn't mean they're erased.

    Set in the dreambubbles, after the Game Over.

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    Karkat meets John on Route 3 when they’re thirteen years old. One day he’s gone, leaving Karkat to wonder for years what happened to that annoying little asshole who always won.

    Years later he runs into not only John, but also Dave at the Pokémon Center in Anistar. John and Dave are travelling to become Pokémon trainers -and ultimately try for Champion. They ask Karkat to join them.

    It’s a story about three teenagers (who are idiots) who travel with Pokémon (who are also idiots) and how they stumble from one harebrained scheme into the other.

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    elsa and anna are mysteriously pregntnt with each other. dave and karkat come to help, but theres a REVOLUTIONARY CONSPIRACY by dumledore, kafka and kurt wallander?? and what is the secret of the baby prophecy and the baby eating demon???

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    John saves a small orange sprite from freezing out in the woods.

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