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    Homestuck and Harry Potter crossover, using only Homestuck characters, along with made up characters.

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    Signless found you in the alleyway during an down pour. You were left alone a mewling newborn crying for anyone to find you. You were left there beside the dumpster to die. But he couldn't leave you there or give you up because it may take a village to raise a child but it'll take a trollian family, his family, to raise you right.

    Child!Reader x Vantas-Leijon Family

    (No pairing just family and domestic fluff)

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    A fic for where I'll post my hopefully millions of Homestuck drabbles.

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    Audio of an epic rap battle between Dave Strider and a pompous jerk. Takes place during Chapter 6 of Descend (So read chapter 6 before you listen!).

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    CG: SHUT UP NOOKLICKER DON'T BLOW THIS WAY OUT OF PROPORTION LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO. IT'S SIMPLY ME WANTING TO TALK TO YOU BECAUSE EVERYONE ELSE IS EITHER A) SUCKING FACE OR B) TOO BUSY TO REMEMBER THAT WE EXIST
    CG: OH *SO* SORRY FOR WANTING TO HAVE A DECENT CONVERSATION, MY HUMBLEST APOLOGIES. I FORGOT TO WHOM I WAS SPEAKING TO.
    TG: wow
    CG: YEAH FUCKING "WOW". GOD I SOUND LIKE SUCH A NEEDIE LITTLE WIGGLER, I'LL JUST GO WALLOW IN MY OWN SHIT.

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're about to learn that there is nothing more incompetent than an assassin in love.

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    10/?
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    All the trolls are fairies and they protect humans. The ancestors work at the high school they all attend and shit goes down. Will probably have multiple endings. Basically a fic to show the world how great Eridirk can be! I don't care if the interactions are OOC, I just want to write this, okay?

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    11/?
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    A Homestuck AU in the Soul Eater universe, characters from both are included, the trolls are still trolls, WIP. There's also an ask blog on tumblr based on this! AskSoulbent

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    8/?
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    It was a vibrant, sunny morning when you had woken up and thought on a whim, ‘Throw everything you’ve got at me, universe. For once in my miserable lifetime, I’m absolutely positive that I can take it.’

    Three hours later, when you found yourself pinned between the asphalt and a car smack outside a burning city, in desperate need of painkillers, a weapon, and possibly an amputation, you screamed curses at the same entity for being so damn cruel.

    The universe, being the smug, tyrannical motherfucker it has been and always will be, seemed to shrug back and say, "Well sorry, Vantas."

     

    "You asked for it."

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    Dave decides to take Karkat on a date involving night-flying, romantic clichés and some much-needed privacy. His plans are about as well thought-out as you might expect.

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    It was hot as fuck outside. Not just “mild perspiration” hot. Not “I need to reapply deodorant” hot. Not even “throw me a goddamn towel, I’m drenched” hot. It was “fuck me, I’m going to drown in my own sweat, then someone will boil my dead carcass because I’m so fucking sunburned I could be mistaken for a lobster” hot.

    And you loved it.

    Mainly because it gave you an excuse to complain even louder than you usually did, but what does that matter when it’s fucking summertime? No cranky-ass teachers or gym locker rooms filled with the worst possible combination of pubescent hormones, truly rank gym clothes (sure, Gamzee, you totally wash those every week), and what smelled like piss mixed with cleaning products (but was probably Axe). No scrambling to remember what assignments you forgot to remember to claim that you forgot about, and certainly no teenage fucking angst.

     

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    Karkat goes to camp and eventually ends up with Terezi, mainly because I am personally offended that it seems like Karezi won't be endgame.

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    "Karkat, why do you have to leave?"
    "Terezi, it's only for three months."
    "But three months! Why is your father making you go in?"
    "Some shit about family honor or something. Kankri's already been."
    "Which did you join again?"
    "Marines."
    "It's just training, right? You'll be back and we'll get to talk again, right? Everything will be the same?"
    "I don't know... I'm not allowed to be shipped out until I get out of high school. It's just the summer. Hey, maybe I'll bring back some friends!"
    "Just... Don't forget me, please?"
    "Promise."

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    Karkat purchases a rabbit from the pet store, but John thinks he might need some reassurance.

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    It's a new year of high school, a chance for fresh starts and new friendship. Unless you're Eridan Ampora, in which case you've just unwittingly come out to your entire class as gay. Or if you're Sollux Captor, and you're trying to deal with whether to fall for who you SHOULD be with, or who you WANT to be with. Or if you're Karkat Vantas, in which case you're just angry.

    My friend Jade and I had roleplayed highschool humanstuck a couple of months ago, and it went well enough that I decided to turn it in to an amateur fic. I swear it'll be better than this shitty summary, enjoy!

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    As soon as the stomach-churning drop out of FTL is over Karkat's neural link goes absolutely apeshit with notifications. They pile up in his field of vision, oldest to newest, flashing practically every color of the goddamned rainbow. He groans and shoves them all out of his face with a swipe of his hand.

    He submits his landing clearance and TASCo import authorization and flops back into his seat. With a few gestures he flips the image on his viewscreen to his forward facing cameras so he can look out at the expanse of Kuiper Station, tapping the confirmation for the station docking computer to take over the controls.

    He almost can't believe that he's actually back.

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    (What if: Alternia was run like a feudal fantasy kingdom)

    The King, The Grand Highblood, is dying.

    His first born son has abandoned the family name, leaving his much too young second born as heir to the throne.

    But is the shy and awkward Gamzee ready for such responsibility?

    (Character perspective stated at the beginning of each chapter)

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    In the years following The End every member of the party has found a way to move on, except John. Instead he lives a life of mediocrity, the memory of godhood and freedom sitting in the back of his head taunting him with what he will never be again. And then a deceptively simple job lands him in the employ of a powerful man with few scruples and less mercy. But hey, at least John found his adventure. Right?

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    You put the tech away and pass your hand in front of the scanner for clearance. "Apparently the engine room is some kind of garden so, this is pretty weird."

    A crackle of static, and Zahhak's voice comes through. "Ah. Commander, perhaps it would be best if you" -- and the door swishes open.

    "Oh my god what the fuck."

    "Fiddlesticks."

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    Your name is Jane Crocker and this is the last case.

    In which Dirk Strider is acting weird, John Egbert has manly mangrit, Calliope is Down For The Count, Roxy Lalonde is the best friend ever, Karkat Vantas needs his punch card stamped, Dave Strider has a beautiful baby, Doc Scratch returns, and Jane Crocker's most formidable foe may actually be herself.

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    1/1
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    26
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    Dave and Jade find themselves in a strange polyamorous arrangement with Karkat, Nepeta, and Terezi. Trolls are anatomically different from humans with a very alien means of reproduction. This makes sex awkward (at first). But the best way to get better at sex is to have a lot of it. And, of course, to have fun with it.

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    1/?
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