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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Sequel to Oh, Baby, which is, in turn, a sequel to I'd Only Choose You. Trolls capable of natural reproduction here.

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    Karkat is woken up by his obnoxious next door neighbor making a smoothie at God's Asscrack o'clock.

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    "Ever since the Terrans and Alternians sought refuge on the twin planets of Derse and Prospit, there was a continual underlying power struggle between the two races. After years of bloody civil war, Derse found a tentative solution in dual rulership. A tetrarchy dividing the planet between the northern and southern hemispheres, with an Alternian governing the south and a Terran the north..."

    Twin planets divided by a thick belt of asteroids, traversed by intrepid individuals known as couriers, who were willing to risk life and limb to connect the two by delivering important missives. Twin planets ruled very differently, but each a compromise between the two races who call them their home.

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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week, a look under the sea in Miyazaki's Ponyo

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

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    A lot can happen in just a few short days. Or hours. Or seconds, even. Of course, as John and Karkat fondly recall, falling in love is one of them.

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    “Don't be silly, worse is the last thing that this can get.”
    Dave Strider, king of irony, just had to say that.

    When it comes to disasters, this could possibly be the one that destroys Karkat Vantas.
    Due to faulty wiring and the words of Dave Strider (whether or not they actually played a part, we will be blaming him), John and Karkat are trapped-together nonetheless- on an abandoned ship in the middle of their freshly created universe.
    And believe me, anything can get worse, if you say the right..er..wrong, words.

    Rated Mature for future scenes.

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    Where in the meteorstuck crew is living proof that messing with unknown technology while drunk is a very bad idea.

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    3/?
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    Homesmut prompt: Feferi and Meenah can't help but instinctually want to violently eviscerate one another, but Karkat is an awfully effective buffer. Karkat is the really-not-very-concilliatory-at-all filling in an angry, spitting Seadweller club sandwich. (meme XX, page 87)

    Fill: something along those lines, but mostly a slice-of-life according to Karkat.

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    Jade is a scientist deploying an experimental satellite around a neutron star. Karkat and Dave are the pilots of the ship she hires as transport. Together, they... don't actually have sex on-screen, but you know where I'm going with this. ;-)

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    1/1
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    COME FORTH FOUL, HELL-BITTEN WITCH. PREPARE TO HAVE YOUR HEGEMONY RESIGNED TO THE DUSTBIN.

    (Remember six month's ago when I said I had another, larger jadefest gift for you?)

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    Life on the meteor for the trolls is always an adventure! This fic explores the trolls life on the meteor and all the things that probably happened except with a little twist (the major character death is Gamzee) The first three relationships listed are red, the next one black, and all the ones left are pale.

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    28/?
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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    It's hard, raising a kid on your own in a world where your skin doesn't fit quite right, where you have dreams of another place and time, where you swear you don't belong. It's hard, and nobody understands. Well. Almost nobody.

    Featuring Strilonde shenanigans in a post-game universe.

    This story is a sequel to/takes place concurrently with Neverwere. Can be read separately, or see Notes for an option to read both stories at once with the chapters interleaved in chronological order.

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    Karkat Vantas is an ametaur youtuber with the username KarVantas69. He tries making a video with his boyfriend - oops, I mean "shit-friend".

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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    13
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    High school can be tough for everyone. This is especially true when you're hiding a secret that can never be told.

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    11/?
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    Karkat has always been alone to deal with his problems and now that he's so close to the others he is refusing to burden anyone with them. Karkat might not be able to handle this one alone but everyone else has their own problems. Help sometimes comes in pale colors.

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    5/?
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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    English
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    12/?
    Comments:
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    Time traveling, reincarnation AU! Sollux and Karkat are subjected to find and fall for each other time and time again. WARNING: blood, suicide, and somewhat self harm? Not really, but be safe.

    Language:
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    416
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    6
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    38

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