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    Sollux has an annoying new neighbor upstairs and hates him. He hates him so much.... Or does he really?

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    When Dave Strider moves from Texas to cold, rainy Washington, he isn't that bothered. He had some people he wanted to leave behind at his old middle school anyway. And it's a pleasant surprise when he discovers that the friends he's made over Pesterchum turn out to go to the same new high school as him. There's even a stranger in a loose sweater and skater skirt shouting about social justice who turns his head. But Dave's been hiding something from his friends: he has ulcerative colitis, which means "painful inflamed large intestine" and is about as fun as it sounds. And it is a lot harder to be cool when your own body won't work right.

    I'm not going to be super graphic in my descriptions of Dave's illness, but a warning before you open this: colitis involves being physically sick, and not of the "throwing up" brand. So again, I won't be getting graphic, but it's going to be present.

    (The JadeRose is very minor, very brief, and won't appear for some time yet.)

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    Dave accidentally sees Karkat while he's INDECENT (just the shirt)
    My first fic sorry if it sucks
    I may change the rating later depending on what happens

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    I will be doing homestuck one-shots for any and all homestuck couples
    Requests are welcome/needed!

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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    "What is it? What is it?" Nepeta presses right up against his shoulder to get a better look.

     

    "It's a cassette." Karkat is dumbfounded, "Where the shit do you even get a cassette?"

    "Is there a note?"

    "No, nothing." He checks the packaging one last time. There's not even a return address.

    "Any idea who would send you a cassette?"

    "Fuck if I know." Karkat says, "Definitely not John or Jade, though I guess Jade might have access to one. But she would have covered it in stickers or something, not just left it blank. Sollux would have sent a disk, if anything. He'd probably have just emailed me a file instead of going to all this trouble anyway."

    "Well, whoever it is, they really don't want you to know that it's from them." Nepeta is inspecting the tape, "This is crazy. This is like..." Suddenly, her big, brown eyes seem to light up, "This is just like a rom-com! A mysterious tape... From a lover!"

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    Sometimes things get bad. Sometimes when things are already bad, they get worse. And sometimes the only thing you can do in a situation like that is hope against hope that things get better.

    A story centering around a sad boy, his awful brother, and decision making.

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    Last morning you fell asleep without sopor, and you had some pretty fucked-up daymares. How precisely that led you to be standing inside Vriska’s respiteblock in the middle of the day, you’re not sure.

    There’s a thumbprint pad to unlock the door and numerous booby traps, just like all the nicer blocks on this transport ship, but you would make a very poor legislacerator if you couldn’t sniff out a few hidden sensors. Seems like they’re more concealed than usual—either she’s picked up some useful skills at the officer’s training academy or she’s threatened one of the lowblood technicians into rigging up a better system. (You briefly consider resetting a few of them to do something amusing and only somewhat physically damaging to whatever semi-innocent troll walked by, but your bloodpusher just wasn’t in it.)

     

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    ((AU where something very, very different happens during the retcon and the Game is almost-but-not-quite undone. Updates Sundays.))

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    Terezi Pyrope is starting life in a new state, at a new school, thanks to her mother's new job.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and that storm left you so royally fucked that on a scale of one to regal, your current situation dwarfs the broken tiara digging into your frontpan by at least twelve notches. Twelve painful, embarassing notches that you will deny to have ever been etched into your memory, because this shit is definitely not happening to you.

    Except... It kind of definitely is.

    (The tags will become relevant eventually, trust me)

    Act 1: in progress (updated 2/5/2016)

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    The game is over and everybody has been reborn. Some have retained memories of their past lives. Some have not. Some have retained quirks. Some have not. Some have retained flushed feelings. Some have not. Some have retained black feelings. Some have not. Some have retained habits. Some have not. But everyone is back together in some way or another and everybody has a role to play in this new game called Life. But is there something bigger going on? Who's calling the shots? Will everybody get out alive? Or was this some big trap facilitated by Doc Scratch to end everybody once and for all?

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    Défi des 100 thèmes sur le couple John/Karkat.

    Thème 1: Introduction.
    Quand John pose des questions, et que Karkat y répond...

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    Plagued by nightmares, John Egbert must overcome ghastly visions of a horrid being who seems to torment him to no end. The nightmares seem to never end, until he meets Dave Strider. All seems to be going well for the two until he realizes something isn't quite right about Dave.. or the majority of his friends.

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    In Which a Mutant and an Alien Meander Towards a Quadrant of Indeterminate Identity at a Glacial Pace While Examining the Internalised Toxicity Perpetuated by Their Respective Societies, and The Nature of Friendship is Determined to Be More Universal Than Originally Theorized [Banned In Alternia]

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    Karkat Vantas is the stage manager of a popular vaudeville theater indebted to The Mob. John Egbert is a runaway with nimble fingers and an excess of grist.

    Easy answers don't make easy solutions.

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    Sappy romantic and high school senior, Karkat Vantas, does not appreciate his older brother's boyfriend trying to score with both siblings at once. When another unsuccessful attempt of Cronus' seduction leads him to flee his room, he accidentally comes face to face with a romcom aficionado's worst enemy: A hardcore romance skeptic.

    I don't have a lot of fully fledged out plans for this, so I can't say how long it's gonna be or what the updating schedule will be like. But I can promise you this, it will be a hilarious ride of one boy failing to avoid obvious romance tropes and another trying to protect his first kiss, prove romance isn't dead, and attempt to avoid falling in love with the least romantic person he's ever met.

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    Dave's saving up for his college tuition and works part-time at a coffee shop. It's boring and he wishes to end this job as quickly as possible. But as soon as that boy that smelled of cheap cologne came through the doors, he wishes it'll go back to boring.

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    Dave's saving up for his college tuition and works part-time at a coffee shop. It's boring and he wishes to end this job as quickly as possible. But as soon as that boy that smelled of cheap cologne came through the doors, he wishes it'll go back to boring.

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    This is a gift for my friend Vanessa, who's in love with a certain Makara. Kek.

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    I thought too hard about scenes that happened in the GO timeline that we never saw the retcon version of and then this came out. The "will we still be able to be best bros" conversation re-imagined for post-retcon. Somehow Karkat is even more insecure. Also I always wanted Rose and Karkat to talk in canon so hey have a bunch of them too, thanks.

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