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    AU wherein Dirk and Nepeta made themselves in Simverse and then made a whole host of other characters (beta trolls, alpha kids, beta kids, etc). For HSWC Bonus Round 3. A response to a prompt by Dreamwidth user fickle.

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    The whole damn world is just as obsessed with who's the best dressed and who's having sex

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    Even when you're fighting off inhuman beings, even when you have to fend for yourself, or even if you're one of them yourself, you are absolutely certain of one thing during an apocalypse: no one wants to be alone.

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    Karkat meets John on Route 3 when they’re thirteen years old. One day he’s gone, leaving Karkat to wonder for years what happened to that annoying little asshole who always won.

    Years later he runs into not only John, but also Dave at the Pokémon Center in Anistar. John and Dave are travelling to become Pokémon trainers -and ultimately try for Champion. They ask Karkat to join them.

    It’s a story about three teenagers (who are idiots) who travel with Pokémon (who are also idiots) and how they stumble from one harebrained scheme into the other.

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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you have CLINICAL DEPRESSION.

    People say that depression isn't that bad but, boy are they wrong. You've had first hand experiences of depression and you want off this depression ship. So, one day you just decide to kill yourself.

    Except, that's not the end of it. Next you learn that there's an afterworld?!

    Maybe you should check your prescription again.

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    You remember thinking he looked like a pool noodle. Tall and wiry, all arms and legs but no real body shape that didn't fall into the category of 'stick'. He was like the abnormally long fry on a plate of short ones; that wasn't to say he was tall - everyone seemed tall to you - but he stood out among the others like a grey hair.

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    *Karkat/Dave* Dave and Karkat make plans to spend the afternoon together for some quality time.

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    Il l’embrasserait donc. Il espérait agir assez vite pour le surprendre. Il n’aimait pas quand ils criaient. Quand ils avaient peur, essayaient de s’enfuir ou de lutter. Il trouvait toujours ça un peu vexant. Il n’allait tout de même pas les manger ! (Presque pas.) Non, lui, il le prendrait par surprise, lui ferait perdre toute envie de résister. Il prendrait bien son temps après ça. Il ferait durer le plaisir le plus possible, jusqu’à ne plus pouvoir se retenir. Alors seulement, il plongerait ses crocs dans sa chair, il boirait son sang et ce serait PAR-FAIT.

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    Karkat gets invited on a tour of Threshicutioner Headquarters.

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    Idea I got while taking a walk. Let's see how this'll play out!

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    For Vangberg because of shitty papers and bad moods and friends to make both a little better. Thanks for giving me this great inspiration. Basically short bara!Karkat and forever twink!Dave meeting up years later at Egbert’s (and Crocker’s) parties to end up in a closet.

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    Your name is KANAYA MARYAM. You could go into a LENGTHY SPIEL as to everything you’ve ever been INTERESTED IN, but right now a FLIGHT INSTRUCTOR is walking across the airfield towards the AVRO ANSON AIRCRAFT in which you are currently seated, so you think you’d better deal with that instead.

    Your name is ROSE LALONDE. You are an INTERROGATOR for the WAAF, which is an acronym for the WOMEN'S AUXILIARY AIR FORCE. You are AMERICAN, but you happen to possess CERTAIN SKILLS that are more easily taken advantage of by the European front. Many of them enable you to do ETHICALLY AMBIGUOUS things, and you try not to TAKE ADVANTAGE of that power.

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    World War II AU unashamedly inspired by the book Code Name Verity (it's different, but much of my interest in this time period and particularly the women of this time period comes from that book).

    Kanaya is assigned to fly Rose to France in the middle of World War II. The plane crashes, and the two are stuck on a farm with no one but a rather loud, angry farmer for company, hoping to be rescued by some sort of British war organization.

    I will add character tags as they become relevant. Hopefully I'll remember to update this.

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You honestly didn’t mean to come out of a McDonald’s bathroom with a broken nose and had given out your personal number, but hey you gotta live a little.

     

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    Chapter 1: Kanaya goes to a local coffee shop near her dorm every week, and knows basically everyone else who goes as well. But then she sees a new person there. A girl- who's now there every day. So, Kanaya is curious, and finds herself wanting to know more about this girl.

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    In which Kanaya draws Rose like one of her French girls, the author abuses that joke like a dead horse, Dave and Kanaya are best pals, and Karkat is the most bitter MFA in the history of studio art.

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    Terezi had never anticipated the move. She loved her house in the woods. However, when her mother made up her mind, there was absolutely no changing it. Now, she's starting a new year at a new (public) school and she is terrified of everything. How on Earth is this homeschooled, blind girl going to manage something new?

    (From Terezi's POV, unless started otherwise at the top of the chapter. )

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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Rated T for language and some suggestive material. Trolls are capable of natural reproduction in this universe.

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    I found a thing in my folder last night, of what I was like wow this could very well happen. So before the big flash happened on Saturday what I thought was gonna happen. I tweaked it a bit and this was what I thought the Gamzee fight would be like.

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    The characters of Homestuck in the Star Trek universe! The story begins with a Federation starship hurtling through the Beta Quadrant at Warp 9, trying to escape a merciless enemy that refuses to identify itself. Before long, cadet-turned-captain John Egbert and his crew of humans, trolls, and Aradiabots become one team of a four-pronged effort to stop Lord English from destroying their universe — though it appears Lord English has somehow already succeeded.

    Join your favorite Homestuck characters, all promised to get fully fleshed out stories, in this huge interuniverse adventure! I mean it. I promise. They're all gonna get fully fleshed out stories. All of them. The story starts with only the Beta Kids and Trolls, and will eventually include all of the most beloved characters in everyone's favorite horse-sexualizing webcomic.

    You do not need to be a Star Trek fan to enjoy this fic. Ideally, you don't need to be a Homestuck fan, either, but I won't guarantee that's plausible.

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