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    First there were four of them, bright-eyed, intelligent, fingers lithe enough to place stars in the night sky without cracking its glass.

    Now there is one of them left, Dirk Strider, and all that remains of his friends are their blueprints. He will make their dreams come alive. He will build what they were unable to.

    Starting with Roxy's designs, Dirk builds four robots. Each is intended to combat the Condesce, and her slowly strengthening army.

    Thousands of robots exist in the service of the Earth Freedom Corps, but Dirk's touch brings something to these robots that is not present in most. Sentience, a heart. Something broader.

    Dirk didn't want to feel for them.

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    Sure, Karkat's a bit, ok, a lot of a hopeless romantic. Still though, he shouldn't think anything of the jerk in the blue parka who's invading his space right now other than that he's a jerk. So he'll just make the guy leave and that'll be that...right?

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    Gamzee and Tavros end up in a mental ward for their various issues and become close. It's cute and sad.

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    Karkat and Kankri have to move to live with their God-Father and his two sons. Various shenanigans ensue, including sloppy make-outs, perfectly generic school projects, Dave being a conniving douche, and at some point, John is wet and doesn't have a shirt.

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    Dave, Bro, and Gamzee all run a New York City speakeasy in the 1930's, but when Gamzee gets in trouble with the mafia, they have to run away to the other side of the country, Washington. There, they meet Rose, the owner of a popular Burlesque club. She agrees to hire them, and then Dave meets a waiter there, his name John Egbert.

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    Kankri goes to a party and meets this perverted girl. He only ever wanted to be with Latula, but has that changed now since he's gotten to know Damara?

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    Gamzee is having a lovely time at the beach with his best buddy Kar and Tavbro, He loves the beach, loves it.

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    Erm...basically just SolKat porn

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    Bargaining with the Beasts beyond the reaches of furthest space for the opportunity of a new life, this time without the albatross of Sburb hanging over their heads, does indeed grant Rose Lalonde and her friends freedom from the game—at the price of their humanity. The new universe forged by the Noble Circle is a vivid, indistinguishable replica of the Alternia thought destroyed by all involved. With an oppressive caste system and the grim reality of new lives as trolls, and all that implies, Rose and her fifteen comrades resolve to instigate revolution and overthrow the oppressive regime of Her Imperious Condescension. But they number only sixteen, having barely scraped the surface of adulthood, and they are not the gods they once thought they were, and the Empress is an ancient thing—almost more institution than living, breathing being—with the power of an uncountable horde of trolls under her grasp.

    Rose figures that makes them about even.

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    Dirk Strider doesn't know anything about being a dad. Or a brother. He grew up broke, scrounging for food. He was raised by a puppet in Houston. His only human role model was a record shop owner named Dave Strider. One day, Dirk finds that the record shop has disappeared and no one has any recollection of it and the only thing left at the site of the Record shop was a baby and a note that will change his life forever.

    This is a story about Bro raising Dave! It has nothing to do with the game until the very end. Beware of the depression surrounding Dave and please comment! :D

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    But Gamzee didn't seem to be able to grasp the concept of "for the pity of everything that's bloody, please be careful when I'm not around", and one evening he came to Karkat's hive completely covered in his own blood.
    Of course Sollux was over, that evening, because the laughing gods hated Karkat, and of course Sollux, like it was expected from the good snotty saltlicker he was, flipped his shit because his kismesis' moirail was a mutant.

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    The Trolls of Alternia Watch: Scooby-Doo

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    Karkat Vantas gets kicked out of her last school and has to go to a new one.

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    I got asked to write these pairings. I'm pretty sure at least 80% of them were facetious, but even those ones I tried to write as though they were genuine. Tried.
    I've never written smut before, I'm sorry -_-

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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had.

    Little do you know, though, that you're literally entering an epic of space and time, of joy and sorrow, of hilarity and sobriety, and that it'll change your lives. Is it for the better? Is it for the worse? You will have to decide for yourselves.

    Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on various aspects of Homestuck (see clarification).

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    She's dead. Karkat was right there in the room, and he stood there and watched Eridan shoot her. His moirail is dead, and it's all his fault. A present for someone on deviantART.

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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    "Don't you t)(ink we cod just... you know.. spair t)(e )(ope? You know.., me and )(im are friends and-"
    "4ND H3 1S 4 THR34T, F3F3R1." Terezi interrupts. "W3 C4NT T4K3 OV3R 1F TH3R3 1S 4 THR34T. TH4TS JUST COMPL3T3LY 4S1N1N3."
    "W)(ale, maybe if we just try a little )(arder t)(en we can-"
    "NO" her raspy voice interrupts again. "W3 ST1CK TO TH3 PL4N OR W3 DONT DO TH1S 4T 4LL!" She demands.
    The witch sighs, knowing their moirail was doomed. Why they decided to trust Prospit and betray their home country, Derse, they may never know. But here they are now, agreeing to brutally murder her Prince of Hope, then proceed on to the true ruler of Derse, the Prince of Heart.

    We're just brutally murdering everyone up in here, aren't we?

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    A Homestuck AU, in which the game never happened; three trolls were conscripted, then became deserters. Now, all of them are on the run as they try to prepare to take down a twisted regime. While not forgetting they are in the best sweeps of their lives. Followup to "Reprise".

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