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    Trolls are not humans. They don't think. They are tools.
    We use trolls because they make good weapons. Their freakish reproduction system is perfect for telling which one's will be good for fighting, and which are only good for making more trolls.
    They cannot speak.
    They cannot think.
    They do not feel.

    This is what you've been told since your first day on the job, and honestly?
    It's all a load of bullshit.

     

    An AU where everything is terrible and no one is happy, ever.
    This fic is NOT for the faint of heart.
    You have been warned.

    --ON HIATUS--

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    It started out with an ache in his jaw, a tickle in the back of his throat, and a sneeze or two. He wondered briefly if he should slam back a glass Alka-Seltzer just as a precaution. But then he realized that’s a stupid idea because he's Dave Fucking Strider and Dave Fucking Strider never gets sick.

    Dave gets sick, and Jade nurses him back to health!

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    Twelve trolls. Twelve future diaries. One survivor.

    The Lord of Time and Space is decaying, and only one may take his throne. One who is ruthless and cunning, one who can stand the bloodshed. Karkat Vantas isn't so sure he's up to the task.

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    4/?
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    John Egbert goes to visit Rose Lalonde at her college in Texas. He doesn't expect to meet anyone, or at least no one like Dave Strider. But, then again, John didn't know that people like Dave Strider exist.

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    He looked beautiful in the moonlight. But John knew the truth. He know what he really was. But that didn't stop him from having a little taste. Alien Invasion AU.

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    He never wanted to change anything. He just wanted to prove himself, and maybe find someplace he could fit in along the way.
    It's just too bad things never go as planned.

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    3/?
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    Little silly writing thing I did for all you guys that are reading my fics.

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

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    5/?
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    Or, Dave is an idiot and should not be clambering around on roofs in the middle of a storm.

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you NEVER though he'd be your SOULMATE.

    (Based off of the movie TiMER. Watch here ==> http://www.solarmovie.so/link/play/870262/ )

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    One of the downsides to being some kind of birdman freakshow is being put together in a way that doesn't allow for proper grooming.

    In which Karkat is aggressively helpful with unexpected results.

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    im not good a summaries um. Dave figures out about Karkat cutting. there. enjoy <3

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    When Dib Membrane goes star-gazing again, a pod crashes in his yard, and he so happens to find an Alternian Troll (whatever that is, the guy didn't seem horribly keen on explaining his culture or anything), and surprisingly enough, takes him in. Why can't the poor guy just stargaze without conflict? Seriously!

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    When legislacerator Pyrope is found guilty of an atrocious crime and is sentenced to the gallows, Karkat, head threshecutioner, simply refuses to let her hang; he can't live with being the one who has to cut the rope sending her to her death.

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    5/?
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    When Feferi Peixes is six sweeps old, a woman on a beach whose face she never sees hands her a book.

    When Feferi Peixes is twelve sweeps old, she still has the book, and despite all of the changes it caused in her life, not always for the better, she can never, ever bring herself to say that she regrets it.

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    AU. The Arx, the largest tree on Alternia, serves as a palace for the high bloods, and as a prison for the low bloods. Karkat sneaks in to save a friend.

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    7/?
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    Trolls have invaded earth, but when the humans fight back, it's the innocent trolls who suffer. Now a group of both humans and trolls are on the run, desperately trying to solve things before both species are engulfed in a war that will destroy everything.

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    An AU in which a Redguard and Dunmer make an unlikely alliance, travelling around Skyrim for justice and dragons.

    [edited from an ongoing roleplay; follow on tumblr for updates]

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    15/?
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    No SGRUB AU, post successful coup, in which no one is infallible, Sollux Captor fucks up royally, being an Empress sucks and Feferi Peixes makes peace with these facts.

    Features Feferi "Come Hell Or High Water" Peixes, Eridan "Why Am I Even Here?" Ampora, Karkat "Do What I Must" Vantas, Aradia "I Know Something You Don't" Megido, Kanaya "I Am The Last Sane Troll In This Ship" Maryam, Terezi "Why The Fuck Not?" Pyrope, Gamzee "For The Lulz" Makara, Sollux "Oh Shit" Captor, Nepeta "I Know How This Works" Leijon, Garfit "Shut Up" Imoogi, Aideen "Fuck You" Wukong, Agness "Why Me?" Syzygy, the rest of the Imoogi clade and a very, very wise Psiioniic.

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    1/1
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    38
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    42
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    8
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    Dirk Strider is a grad student, a TA, and when his students actually show up, a tutor. When given Jake English as a new student to tutor, Dirk may be forced to admit that his methods are a bit flawed.

    Tags will be added as needed.

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    19/?
    Comments:
    124
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    127
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