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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had.

    Little do you know, though, that you're literally entering an epic of space and time, of joy and sorrow, of hilarity and sobriety, and that it'll change your lives. Is it for the better? Is it for the worse? You will have to decide for yourselves.

    Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on various aspects of Homestuck (see clarification).

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    She's dead. Karkat was right there in the room, and he stood there and watched Eridan shoot her. His moirail is dead, and it's all his fault. A present for someone on deviantART.

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    Bargaining with the Beasts beyond the reaches of furthest space for the opportunity of a new life, this time without the albatross of Sburb hanging over their heads, does indeed grant Rose Lalonde and her friends freedom from the game—at the price of their humanity. The new universe forged by the Noble Circle is a vivid, indistinguishable replica of the Alternia thought destroyed by all involved. With an oppressive caste system and the grim reality of new lives as trolls, and all that implies, Rose and her fifteen comrades resolve to instigate revolution and overthrow the oppressive regime of Her Imperious Condescension. But they number only sixteen, having barely scraped the surface of adulthood, and they are not the gods they once thought they were, and the Empress is an ancient thing—almost more institution than living, breathing being—with the power of an uncountable horde of trolls under her grasp.

    Rose figures that makes them about even.

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    "Don't you t)(ink we cod just... you know.. spair t)(e )(ope? You know.., me and )(im are friends and-"
    "4ND H3 1S 4 THR34T, F3F3R1." Terezi interrupts. "W3 C4NT T4K3 OV3R 1F TH3R3 1S 4 THR34T. TH4TS JUST COMPL3T3LY 4S1N1N3."
    "W)(ale, maybe if we just try a little )(arder t)(en we can-"
    "NO" her raspy voice interrupts again. "W3 ST1CK TO TH3 PL4N OR W3 DONT DO TH1S 4T 4LL!" She demands.
    The witch sighs, knowing their moirail was doomed. Why they decided to trust Prospit and betray their home country, Derse, they may never know. But here they are now, agreeing to brutally murder her Prince of Hope, then proceed on to the true ruler of Derse, the Prince of Heart.

    We're just brutally murdering everyone up in here, aren't we?

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    A Homestuck AU, in which the game never happened; three trolls were conscripted, then became deserters. Now, all of them are on the run as they try to prepare to take down a twisted regime. While not forgetting they are in the best sweeps of their lives. Followup to "Reprise".

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    51/?
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    Karkat just wants to get home and be warm and Dave doesn't know how to work an elevator.

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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    Karkat takes a job as a counselor at a summer camp and has to multitask between watching the kids and dealing with one of the most infuriating co-workers you've ever had, John Egbert.

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    Why the fuck did Jade have to steal Dave's colored pencils? Well, because when he does something to socialize with people, she rewards him with a color of his choosing. Who knew lemon yellow could be so sweet?

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    A karaoke night adventure among friends, which ends up being cut short by a baby's arrival.

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    You remember thinking he looked like a pool noodle. Tall and wiry, all arms and legs but no real body shape that didn't fall into the category of 'stick'. He was like the abnormally long fry on a plate of short ones; that wasn't to say he was tall - everyone seemed tall to you - but he stood out among the others like a grey hair.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you work at the flower shop on the corner of 6th and Merriview.

    Alternatively, your name is John Egbert and there is a really cute worker at that flower shop on 6th and Merriview.

    --
    Now with 8tracks!

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    10/?
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    Dave, Bro, and Gamzee all run a New York City speakeasy in the 1930's, but when Gamzee gets in trouble with the mafia, they have to run away to the other side of the country, Washington. There, they meet Rose, the owner of a popular Burlesque club. She agrees to hire them, and then Dave meets a waiter there, his name John Egbert.

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    *Humanstuck high school AU*
    You can't love someone else, and you can't expect someone else to love you. Not when you can't love yourself. It takes a special kind of person to make you understand what that means, though, and an even more special person to help you embrace yourself. Sometimes, if you're very, very lucky, this person will find you all on their own, and they will never really know about the spell that they cast on you because you were too busy working your own accidental magic on them.

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    6/?
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    Doctor Equius Zahhak had no experience with kids. He had taken care of the trolls when they come in, sure, but he never had to raise anything. But suddenly, he must take care of a troll egg that was abandoned on the side of the road. This leads to misadventures, broken furniture, many stories, and so many Kit-Kat wrappers. It even leads to something that he never considered: him being in a quadrant with a troll. (Branches off of UFUT petstuck verse)

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    7/?
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    All the characters in. Homestuck are at a school, and stuff happens, especially because the school is really strange to give me, and hopefully the you, the reader, amusement.

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    3/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you do not, in any way whatsoever, have a crush on your best friend’s cute cousin from that weird Pacific island you can’t pronounce.

    Your name is Jade Harley and you do not, in any way whatsoever, have a crush on your cousin's cute friend from college. No, seriously, you don't. I mean his flippy hair was pretty and all, but he was actually a bit weird and... stare-y? So no, you really don't.

    ...Although, to be perfectly honest, you're not even sure if you know what a crush is.

    ((Jade finally realizes she's a demiromantic asexual, with the aid of her aroace friend John, but worries about how her new boyfriend will react))

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    3/?
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    Your name is Equius Zahhak. You are nine sweeps old, you have two matesprits, and for tonight, you're their bucket. You've never been more excited.

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    3
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