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    Your average, absolutely cliche, unoriginal, collegestuck au.

    "Mother, please do not make me go to a co-ed school." Rose pleaded with her mom stubbornly. There was absolutely no way that a fine young lady like herself would have her future job applications ruined with the words "Co-Ed School" in it.
    "You are very prejudiced against your fellow citizens, Rose. I think it would do you best if you attended a co-ed university. I understand you are a very smart girl, but there are highly respected institutes that include everyone. And no more whining, or you won't be attending college at all." Her mother responded firmly.
    Rose grunted in reluctant agreement. If her only chance at higher education was to go to a co-ed college, then, well, she'd have to deal with it.

    To modern civilians, "co-ed" didn't mean boys and girls, it meant humans and trolls. And so far in Rose's young life, she had never interacted with a troll, just seen them on television, and heard them in whispers. She had attended prestigious schools for gifted children- human children. And now her mother was forcing her to go to some co-ed school. She just knew the next few years of her life were going to be awful.

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    You watch me
    Just watch me
    I'm calling
    And one day all will know

    You'd think that a music major and an art major could share a bathroom for a year without turning it into the world's biggest clusterfuck, wouldn't you?

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    6/?
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    Living underground is hard enough as it is. But Karkat Vantas, aka the most unlucky person who has ever lived, has it worse. He’s living underground with John Egbert.
It’s not as bad as it sounds. Karkat steers away from his as much as he can, spending the majority of his time in training or in his quarters. He’s fine. It’s fine.

    But, all because of one fucked-up prank, Karkat’s bad luck is off the charts. He’s found himself breaking Rule Number One, and now he’s stuck outside in a post apocalyptic wasteland (there’s a reason they live underground, goddamn it) with only one person. John-goddamn-Egbert.

    Unwillingly, Karkat finds himself leading John to the only refuge there is. Along the way, they find out that things aren't always as they seem, and maybe, just maybe, they weren't the only survivors after all.

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    John Egbert has never been anything special. His mother made sure of that. He's never had a friend-his mother made sure of that too.
    The only thing he had to keep him going was his favourite book, Inkstuck.
    Through the years, he's fallen in love with the hero of the novel-Dave Strider-and admired Rose Lalonde, the author.
    His mother hates the book, hates John even more.

    So when she asks him to read out loud for her, he's kind of puzzled.
    He's even more puzzled when he reads Dave Strider out of the book, as well as the notorious Usurper King-Jack Noir.

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    10/10
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    A virtual reality video game gone horribly wrong. Timelines through universes connected by a terrible presence posed to send all to oblivion in a swirl of darkness. An anomaly tied to an innocent soul.

    The players of SGRUB have figured out that something strange is going on with their session. Beings called humans are connecting to them, from universes in the future. The timeline is doomed, but not crumbling into mass murder and psychotic chaos. It's possible that they do in fact have a second chance at not only succeeding at the game, but also in destroying the virus that's attacking everything. But even with bonds starting to crumble, they can be repaired and held tightly, made to be stronger than ever. And with the success of each bond, the conclusion of each time loop or quest and confrontation with a Denizen, the chances of defeating the darkness grow stronger than ever.

    Karkat Vantas swore when the game began to keep his friends safe. But even as he leads his friends to the light, what he doesn't realize is that the closer to light they come, the greater their shadows grow...

    Don't be afraid, for you are the one who will open the door.

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    basically davekat in a nutshell its good this is not a joke

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    Ghosts aren't fucking real and Karkat is going to prove through his elegantly named blog: Ghosts-R-Hoax. Join him and his friends as they totally prove that ghosts are totally not real.

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    After a certain incident with one of his splinters, Jade's got a thing against Dave. And Dave being Dave, he's actively seeking out a way to redeem himself.

    Includes disposing of bodies, Starbucks, hangovers, and just a ton of messing around.

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    Kanaya tries to bake chocolate chip cookies for herself and Rose, but goes crazy with free will. Shameless, self-indulgent Rosemary fluff. One-shot.

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    “Two brothers face off for the year title in the relay division, against the infamous Scourge sisters all the way from ALTERNIAAAA! Watch these athletes defy the ODDS and the WIND as Ruby and Gold stand up to Turquoise and Aquamarine in a STUNNING show on the beach at mid-afternoon!”
     
    Or so the poster had advertised.
    Yeah right.

     
    OR:

     The story of the recovery of one Karkat Vantas, Colonel of Her Majesty's forces, after losing close to a fifth of himself in the war.

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    23/?
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    This is a story of how I came to meet the people of homestuck and how they came to know me. My best friend/moirail has know them for quite some time for she works for the Condese. Turns out she's a highblood, above Eridan but below Feferi yet she is a landweller. I didn't know about them and they didn't know about me until one day...

    They help me adjust to their world, even fixing up a room and training me to fight because it turns out I have my own story that I know nothing about. I'm different from all of them for I'm a different species.

    Then, Her Imperious Condescension decides to experiment on me. Making me more of an abomination then what I already was.

    This is my first time doing fanfiction so please be nice.

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    Kanaya Maryam, recently recruited into the Alternian Navy as Bonecutter, finds herself bunking with a diseased mutant with some serious issues, and she finds herself wondering if she's strong and smart enough to solve all of them.

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    Dream-sharing. A highly illegal little industry in which agents delve into people's dreams and unearth their deepest secrets and memories. And the Strider-Lalondes are the best in the business.

    Until Dirk Strider gets his fool ass trapped within the confines of his own subconscious, with his Auto-Responder playing malicious prison warden. To save him, it's going to take a team of the world's most talented dreamers to save him.

    Backed by the token rich friend, lead by the surliest extractor ever bribed out of retirement, haunted by the shade of the l8est and gr8est agent in the biz, and on the run through a dangerous tiered dream in a hostile mind, it's going to take a miracle to pull this one off.

    Oh Orpheus, sing to me all night...

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    You got lucky. You got lucky that you fell prey to opponents who respected, to some extent, the rules of war. You're lucky you're not dead. Okay, you have no idea when or how you are going to get back home, you guess.

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    5/?
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    8
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    They are not people--they are animals, they are experiments. Their only purpose is to prove their worth or be eliminated. They are the future of mankind.

    And they're going to fight back.

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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs. Written from prompts on Tumblr.

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    62/?
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    UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

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    7/?
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    It's one a.m. on a Thursday night (morning?) when Karkat's presence was "blessed" by the oh so irritating Dave Strider. At first, neither one thinks anything of the encounter, besides the mutual "Oh shit, he's hot" moment, but when they both attend a New Year's Eve party, both boys begin to notice the undeniable ties between their lives. How could they not have noticed these before?
    ""Dude, this is insane. How could we have gone so long without knowing one another?"
    "Well, I don't know about you, but I knew you existed a long time ago. I just never cared to meet you."
    "Aw, for real. That hurts, bro. Right here, in my lung."
    "You're so weird, oh my god."
    ****
    Slow editing, Updates on Sundays
    All rights to characters belongs to Andrew Hussie
    ((READ AT YOUR OWN RISK!))

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    People tell me it's pretty good. I had a school project that grew into this.

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    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker and feeling (not really) red (hope to fucking Gog not) for a boy who has more buck teeth than brain cells.
    And things are only going farther downhill for him and his so-called 'friends'.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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