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    John Egbert, recent migrant to the town of Silverchurch, finds himself employed as the mildly unwilling assistant to Terezi Pyrope, an eccentric private detective, who spends most of her time solving supernatural mysteries and just basically acting weird. Together, they must work to bring a serial murderer to justice, survive life in a nineteenth century alternate universe, and possibly find hate-love???

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    5/?
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    Typical kid/troll college AU fic, with davekat being the central theme. Everything is told through their perspectives. Many ships fly. Many ships sink. It's a long road. We enter the story the first weekend of freshmen year, before Dave and Karkat meet. If you're looking for slow buildup, this is your game.

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    21/?
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    37
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    Basically some prompt stuff people send me to write about. Mostly katnep. And mostly unfinished.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    5
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    236
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    Everyone he loved would be ripped from him...that was the prophecy.

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    2/?
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    4
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    5
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    1
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    32
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    Karkat is a bartender in a southern college town. Dave is a musician on tour through the eastern US, and the couple of days he's in town feel like both an eternity and the shortest amount of time imaginable.

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    1/?
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    2
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    Karkat Vantas is a normal teenager, in the scheme of things. He's incredibly pissy and hostile, but that's normal to him. His life is pretty uneventful.

    Then, he meets Dave Strider by chance, who claims to be an alien. Karkat believes that he is full of shit and that he is such a disgrace and an inconvenience. At the same time, Dave is the most interesting thing to happen to Karkat in a long time. Maybe he just likes that he gives Karkat an excuse to be an asshole.

    (Shitty summary cause I don't really know how this story is going to go yet. I have to mention that this is reversed - the humans are trolls, and the trolls are humans.)

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    4/?
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    4
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    Karkat-
    Abused, depressed, self-depreciative, curse-happy, bullied, incredibly kind and sensitive, and miserable, as well as self-sacrificing. When his brother Kankri, the only nice one in his family is killed by being beaten to death, he's finally ready to jump. But when he tries... some asshole decides to 'save' him?!
    Dave-
    Rich, happy, egotistical asshole, stoic, a nice person and a terrible rapper. When he goes for a walk l8 one night, he's looking for some fresh air- not a front-row seat to some kid who's ungodly pale and reminds him vaguely of his teacher committing suicide. Being the model citizen he is (ha!) he decides to grab him around the waist as he's about to fall 50 feet to his doom, henceforth saving his life. But he's far from gr8ful, he's pissed! And how the fuck is a fourteen year old so light anyways???
    Please r & r!!

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    418
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    5
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    I got this idea off of a tumblr post. I don't remember the source, but here's the text from it: "how about a “our asshole mutual friends set us up on a blind date and didn’t tell us it was a blind date, so instead of getting to know each other we spent the entire ‘date’ scheming against them and decided an awesome way to get back at them would be to pretend to date and then have a horrendous breakup but now that we’re two months into this charade we’re not sure what’s real and what’s fake anymore” au"
    Dave and Jade are going to be the most frequent characters. John, Rose, Kanaya, and maybe a few others will appear occasionally but not too often. Enjoy!

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    Chapters:
    6/8
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    For years, it had been thought that mermaids were a myth. Only now do you know they aren't.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    24
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    93
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1199
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    In which Dave and Karkat awkwardly (initially) interact with one another, then get to know each other better and then they f**k or something along the lines of that, Rose is Dave’s non-ecto sister in this AU and there will be rosemary, John/Nepeta might be a thing, so many possibilities.
    Hi all, I guess this fanfic will be about how I want to toy around with the characters and their relationships and how they interact, this will be a humanstuck AU with shipping and I don’t know if I’ll ever write smut but stay tuned for more. This is my first fanfic so I’m sorry if this doesn’t live up to your standards or if I mess up. I intend for this to be an ongoing series but as I am in Year 11, my schedule might be a bit inconsistent, hopefully it won’t be though as I tend to write these at around 10:00pm to 10:30pm every night. I’m a big fan of other fanfics and if someone accuses me of stealing an idea or blatantly including elements, it’s because I really like their ideas and find the premise generic enough and I will give props to them if someone tells me to. I’ll try to make a habit of making chapters at least 2000 words each and I’ll probably let you guys know a bit about me in every end note.

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    It was hot as fuck outside. Not just “mild perspiration” hot. Not “I need to reapply deodorant” hot. Not even “throw me a goddamn towel, I’m drenched” hot. It was “fuck me, I’m going to drown in my own sweat, then someone will boil my dead carcass because I’m so fucking sunburned I could be mistaken for a lobster” hot.

    And you loved it.

    Mainly because it gave you an excuse to complain even louder than you usually did, but what does that matter when it’s fucking summertime? No cranky-ass teachers or gym locker rooms filled with the worst possible combination of pubescent hormones, truly rank gym clothes (sure, Gamzee, you totally wash those every week), and what smelled like piss mixed with cleaning products (but was probably Axe). No scrambling to remember what assignments you forgot to remember to claim that you forgot about, and certainly no teenage fucking angst.

     

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    Karkat goes to camp and eventually ends up with Terezi, mainly because I am personally offended that it seems like Karezi won't be endgame.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
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    3
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    30
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    Roxy Lalonde has an obsession with frozen yogurt. The only thing better than frozen yogurt is cats. Luckily for her, her best friend happens to own the best froyo place in town.
    Calliope is new to town. Her brother has convinced her to go to a stupid street faire in a place she doesn't like while it rains. She only enters the frozen yogurt shop because she's hungry and wants to get out of the rain.
    And then Calliope meets a girl named Roxy.
    They both like frozen yogurt a good deal more than they did after they meet each other.

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    35,493
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    86
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    11
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    John Egbert is the Heir of a large inheritance that many would desire. So a Lord kidnaps the Heir to try to claim it, but John's Matesprit and Moirail want him back.

    //Terrible summary, sorry.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    12
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    321
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    It's been six years since Karkat's parents died-murdered in cold blood. He would have lost his life that night, but he was saved by a mysterious boy with strange powers. He never forgot about him. Now, a new kid moved into town and has become Karkat's friend. Something seems...weird about him, but Karkat isn't sure what.

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    33,573
    Chapters:
    27/34
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Karkat Vantas is a jealous bitch. Karkat is a movie director and John is his star. Vriska is cast as John's love interest in the movie and enjoys making Karkat suffer in jealous rage. Karkat makes everyone on set miserable, and after he yells at an intern John drags him off to their trailer to set him straight (metaphorically of coarse they're both gay af)

    Its a whole fucking lot of porn folks.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
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    11
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    A sequel to Close to Home. Dave and Karkat are still in a relationship after almost a year of dating and cohabiting. A sudden argument causes Karkat to leave for a walk to cool his head and he comes back to find the apartment door ajar. The place is a mess, his underwear is in plain sight, the cops are incompetent, Terezi's still a bamf, and where the fuck is Dave?

    Series
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    English
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    32,453
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    128
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1243
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    Today is the first day of high school for John Lalonde. (I suck at writing the summary)

    Basically this is an au where two characters are combined. As you can see from the character tags. The personalities of the two are also combined, but the personality of the first name of the character is often the most noticeable.

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    1,179
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    Karkat gets a new phone and can't push in numbers correctly, and so ends up calling Dave to talk about his life problems, rather than Kanaya.

    Before he knows it, Karkat has been texting this stranger for a few weeks, yet knows jack shit about him, and Kanaya just happens to want to introduce Karkat to her girlfriend's cousin.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,670
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    201
    Bookmarks:
    35
    Hits:
    1401
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    Your name is ______ _______ and you are the only troll on earth.

    You live alone in your apartment with only the occasional visit from your Alternian troll guardian, Dolorosa Maryam.

    You have four friends, four very human friends, John, Dave, Rose and Jade.

    For now.

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    11,227
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    4
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    147
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    Dave always thought that his biggest problem in life would be his hidden, gay-ass love for his bestie, John.

    Boy was he goddamn wrong. Brace yourself, kid. Shit's about to get real.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,779
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    188
    Kudos:
    244
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    5055

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