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    CG: REMEMBER THAT TIME, A FEW LINES UP, WHEN I SAID ‘OH FUCK NO’
    CG: REMEMBER HOW MUCH FUN WE HAD WHEN I SAID THAT TO YOU?
    CG: IMAGINE I’M SAYING THAT TO YOU AGAIN.
    CG: WAIT, NO, YOU DON’T HAVE TO IMAGINE IT AT ALL.
    CG: AND I QUOTE:
    CG: “CG: OH FUCK NO.”
    TT: Oh fuck yes.

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    Something is seriously wrong with Dave and when Karkat doesn't notice, things go pear-shaped.

    The tags and rating are open to change. This is my first Homestuck fan fiction so please feel free to critique.

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    This is a gift for my friend Vanessa, who's in love with a certain Makara. Kek.

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    "A rom-com that even Dave Strider will like."

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a group of friends who all think they're straight as hell. And it would have been just dandy if they were, but they're not. They are so not straight. A beaver can drive a car in a line that's straighter than their sexual orientations. (Except for John, the obligatory heterosexual friend.)

    College is hard enough between the "finding new friends" and "figuring out what to do with your life" gigs, and falling in love with your roommate doesn't really help.

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    It started with a nightmare of Dave's. Then real life became that nightmare.

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    John Egbert is the Heir to a vast kingdom, his power to play the wind giving him a light and carefree personality. Karkat Vantas is a peasant boy who enlists to become a Knight, his power to use his blood only to protect others giving him the coveted position of bodyguard to the young Heir. How will these two react to one another as they are forced to work together with the onslaught of war on their hands?

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    Dave Strider has it made. He's made his first movie and is about to screen his second. To keep his busy life in order, he hires a young secretary called John. John is everything he could need; orderly, efficient, and regrettably attractive. Despite Dave's best attempts, John starts to worm his way into his personal life, uprooting the calm he's worked so hard to maintain.

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    For the first time in her life Kanaya feels stranded in the very desert that's protected her for so long. Her growing pains and, growing affections cause her to leave her sheltered home and seek out civilization. In a world of strangers her relationships with others might save her life and, more importantly, her future.

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    It's a new year of high school, a chance for fresh starts and new friendship. Unless you're Eridan Ampora, in which case you've just unwittingly come out to your entire class as gay. Or if you're Sollux Captor, and you're trying to deal with whether to fall for who you SHOULD be with, or who you WANT to be with. Or if you're Karkat Vantas, in which case you're just angry.

    My girlfriend Jade and I had roleplayed highschool humanstuck a couple of months ago, and it went well enough that I decided to turn it in to an amateur fic. I swear it'll be better than this shitty summary, enjoy!

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    Growing up in a gang, one learns not to let too many people get close to them. However, when they do, they will protect those loved ones even at the cost of their own life. Eridan Ampora is no different, even if he is only 16.

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    "What is it? What is it?" Nepeta presses right up against his shoulder to get a better look.
     
    "It's a cassette." Karkat is dumbfounded, "Where the shit do you even get a cassette?"

    "Is there a note?"

    "No, nothing." He checks the packaging one last time. There's not even a return address.

    "Any idea who would send you a cassette?"

    "Fuck if I know." Karkat says, "Definitely not John or Jade, though I guess Jade might have access to one. But she would have covered it in stickers or something, not just left it blank. Sollux would have sent a disk, if anything. He'd probably have just emailed me a file instead of going to all this trouble anyway."

    "Well, whoever it is, they really don't want you to know that it's from them." Nepeta is inspecting the tape, "This is crazy. This is like..." Suddenly, her big, brown eyes seem to light up, "This is just like a rom-com! A mysterious tape... From a lover!"

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    Life is boring on the meteor. You, Karkat Vantas, just wish you could get off already. It's almost been three human years and you're still wallowing in the sadness of the past. Not enough for the others to worry, but still.
    You decide to go get lost (quite literally) since it's the only interesting thing to do. Then shit goes down.

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    Even though he came before,
    now he is here no more
    For the low the world is pain,
    but soon nothing will ever be the same.
    When everything is said and done,
    In the night The Redeemer will come.

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     Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you wish you'd never set foot into that cafe

    Series
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    "Two households, both alike in dignity,"

    Life is difficult when your major is useless and your family is not human. / Life is difficult when you're double majoring and you have dead parents to avenge.

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    What happens when Dave Strider rescues Karkat from the Neo-Skaian Arena.

    (AKA: The motorcycle-riding asexual cyberpunk romance/comedy/drama.)
    [As of 28 April 2016 | Chapter 12] (Now feat. a dog named Casey)

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    19/?
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    Dave has a plan. A foolproof plan. The kind of plan that makes everyone think, damn, what a good best friend. Everyone would give their ass to be Dave's best friend, because he is the sort of best friend that comes with awesome, totally-not-pulled-out-of-his-ass plans that rock his friends' socks off. The best friend plan. The plan that's gonna make Jade happy beyond belief.

    Dave is gonna set her up with Karkat Vantas.

    It probably would've helped to know beforehand that Karkat is trying to set her up with Dave.

    [or: dave "i want my best friend to be happy and if that means setting her up in a romance with shouty mcdorkpants then so be it" strider and karkat "i am watching the 'best friends that are secretly in love' trope unfold before my very eyes time to flex my matchmaking muscles" vantas experience a significant and very gay clash of interests: the romcom]

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    "I guess by now you all know my friends danny broke his neck
    He was driving home from sirens when he got into a wreck
    First I cried for him and then I cried for me
    Haunted by the ghost of the girl I used to be
    But the rocks with holes are warm in my hands
    And I buried my toes in the hot hot sand
    And the silver pink pony kisses me and says
    You've come a long, long way and you deserve to be really happy"
    -Kimya Dawson- The Beer

    Have you ever woken up in the morning with a headache, the taste of stale alcohol in your mouth, and regret for everything you've ever done? Rose Lalonde has.

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    Karkat Vantas just left his old town and is the new guy now. He has to make new friends, get used to a new house, and a whole new town.
    This is the same story retold over a million times, but this time with some different details, the setting is throughout his Sophomore year in highshool, and up.

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    Stranded on a meteor hurtling down an express lane of inter-dimensional time shenanigans, an inquisitive (and scientifically inspired) Rose gets caught in the webs of a disgruntled spider. 

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