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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

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    “Dream a little bigger, darling, even Dirk can do better that that,” Dave says, and John gives him a miffed look over his AK-47 when your brother pulls out an RPG.

    You can't help but grin to yourself when he pulls the trigger.

    (Or, in which the author takes the movie Inception and combines it with Homestuck characters.)

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    Karkat Vantas is bad at math, a track star, and a vengeful elder god. Out of those three things, he's only aware of two.

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    Tony Stark is not Willie Wonka, even if he has the last of the Oompa Loompas (Trolls) in his basement.

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    10/?
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    They've won the game. Their reward?The kids and the trolls are sent back to their respective planets, to come to terms with the rest of their lives.However, given the fact that Alternia is horrible in ways Karkat won't stand for, they're gonna start a rebellion

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    16/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you work at the flower shop on the corner of 6th and Merriview. The work is lame but the pay is decent and you have friends here.
    Now, if only that one dweeb-ass manchild with the prettiest eyes you've ever seen would back the fuck up for two seconds so you can sweep the damn floor.

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    After Dave Strider lost his Bro in a car accident, he became mute, refusing to talk to anyone, not even himself. He moves in with his cousin Dirk and now goes to Sburb High, where he is bullied for his white hair and silence. He tries to cope but eventually turns to darker methods. After he gets physically assaulted in the hall by the usual group of asshats, he's found by a certain Vantas who, being the actual nice guy that he usually pretends not to be, takes pity on him and fixes him up in a nearby bathroom. So what happens when their relationship starts to deepen and Dave starts to feel things he doesn't believe he deserves to feel? What about when Karkat, who's usually so vulgar and venomous, finally learns that love isn't a one-sided thing for him?

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    19/?
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    Your moirails in shambles and you might die tonight.

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    Hear through the grapevine that he hang low
    We can shoot a movie, we can bang like Rambo
    Boom boom pow this thing so bingo
    Wondering if he can understand my lingo

    --Onikka Marraj, Troll poet laureate

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    Amazing summer discount! Get twelve trolls for the price of ONE!!*

      *Includes two (2) psionics, one (1) animal communer, one (1) mind controller, one (1) chuckle-voodo clown cultist, one (1) ex-heiress to the throne, five (5) non-psychics with varying abilities, and one (1) mutant troll with nothing and everything to lose. Customer satisfaction not guaranteed.

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    2/?
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    Your name is Heather Jacobs, and you are Skaia High's official new kid. Now why does that sound familiar to you?

    This is an experiment in rewriting old fanfic to make a better story, complete with commentary and tips.

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    Terezi Pyrope was falsely accused. Her mother being the top lawyer of her town doesn't even believe her. When she is thrown in jail after being framed for a murder she didn't commit, she meets Vriska Serket. Vriska is the tough girl who isn't afraid to get her hands dirty, but after a fight where Vriska realizes that she is in love with her cellmate things start going down. From her sister returning, to an evil woman who caused her trouble. Vriska and Terezi's adventures unfold in Dear Diary; It's Me Vriska. Stay tuned for a novel of love, trust, and survival.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    1
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    Living and growing up on the streets is hard, especially when you're broke. Some make it out better than others, and some not so much. Especially not the Sufferer's. They have it the worse. When the Condescenders come in and make Hell a living thing for them, things get very intense and real, especially when the Condescenders' leader goes missing. Fingers get pointed at the wrong people and toes will be stepped on.

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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

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    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    Highschool sucks. Getting picked on constantly sucks even more. Karkat Vantas' life has never been anywhere near perfect. With his father's trial pending, he and his brother are left to fend for themselves in a new city. But could A certain sweet cat-girl melt this crab's bitter heart? In the Emerald City, anything is possible.

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    4/?
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    (a 'trolls are dominant' society) Karkat has been locked away in the cathedral since he was a baby, hiding his mutant blood color with cloaks and isolation. When he sneaks out to go to a nearby festival, he meets a dancer made unique by his kindness and salamander, and everything changes (perhaps not for the better).

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    4
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    585
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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
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    12
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    884
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    In which Rose is a human with an abusive mother and Kanaya is a mermaid that has been watching observing her for years.

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    1/?
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    Dave likes to get on Karkat's nerves.

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