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    There are many reasons not to become an actor. Hell, you could write several fucking essays on why being an actor is shitty. But having to talk to the guy in front of you crashes the feculent fucking horseshit scale. Seriously, he’s a 413 on the asscactus scale from one to five.

    “So did I get this right?” you say. Or maybe shout a little. “Because it’s by far not easy to pick the few things that are actually important out of the brain damaging fecal matter you just spouted at me. You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend.”

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    Karkat Vantas tries to live a normal life of being a paranormal creature, but of course he fails horribly when he meets a creature like him. Now after meeting Dave Strider, and other creatures for the first time in his life, there is absolutely no way he can go back to attempt anything normal. Also, he must keep a secret that could cost him his very existence if it were revealed.

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    17/?
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    It is a proud tradition of Alternia: prior to their ninth sweep and subsequent coming of age, three trolls form a circle to summon a spirit to fight for them and lend them magic powers.

    Of course, it's a little more complicated than that for our favorite adolescent trolls.

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    2/?
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    1
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    A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-styled fanfic made as a Birthday Present for someone very special. Currently a Work in Progress, I'm updating it as I write.

    The Session is at its end, John's about to let everyone through the Door to the New Universe, when something horrible happens. Rose, Karkat, Roxy, Dave and him are cast to a strange, perverse Land, and now they have to find a way to get to the new Universe, if it even exists anymore.

    If there's any Kink you don't like in the Tags, don't worry. The kinks for each Chapter are listed in the Notes at the Beginning, so you can skip some scenes or Bad Ends if they're not of your liking. Also, until it's 100% finished, not all the kinks listed will appear.

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    3/?
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    UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    587
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    98
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    Dave summons a demon and oh sh!t he's hot. This writer's personal twist on the popular demonstuck AU. Hope you enjoy! OuO (woa i'm bad at summaries)

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    Bookmarks:
    4
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    720
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    Lapis is sad, goes to therapy, her and Peridot hook up probably (it's a work in progress and so are they).

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    3/?
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    2
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    27
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    1
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    This was originally on my wattpad but I'm going to get rid of my wattpad account because I don't use it at all. Anyways the summary, right. When Vriska gives Eridan a potion

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    4
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    In which Dave takes a photography class, is inadvertently involved in a student-run social justice movement, gets mixed up in all that troll quadrant bullshit, is intermittently assaulted by dangerous wildlife, and doesn’t once regret it.

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    The only victories which leave no regret are those which are gained over ignorance.”
    ― Renowned American hockey legend Napoléon Bonaparte

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    1/1
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    Kanaya and Rose are in love, and that's more than enough.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    11
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    1
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    In this story we finally see what happened the night John proposed to Rose years ago. Or it isn't?

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    Music is defined as vocal or instrumental sounds (or both) combined in such a way as to produce beauty of form, harmony, and expression of emotion.
    The Sound of Silence takes place in a world where finding your sound is harder than you think, and sharing that sound with someone else is damn near impossible.

     

    An Aradia Megido/Jade Harley Homestuck Fanfiction written as a Musical. Enjoy.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Rose wants to show Kanaya something, something cool.

    1 work of au week, for RosemaryMonth!!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    Literally an attempt to compile Homestuck into a screenplay. First of four. Mostly to test out my adaptation and screenwriting skills for shits and giggles. Chapter titles denote how much time is (hoped) to be the final run time, approximately.

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    English
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    22,801
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    102
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    Two summer camps, both alike in dignity
    By fair Lake Skaia is where we set our scene
    Where ancient grudge between rival camps leads to mutiny
    Where civil blood makes civil hands unclean
    (it's just paint, chill)

    When John Egbert goes to the camp his twin, Jade Harley, has been going to for years, they discover that a new group is now visiting, and these six kids are very different to what anyone was expecting.
    Meanwhile, Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider suffer through the bizarre hazing ritual at Camp Derse, and learn new things about their camp-mates, and themselves.

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    1,274
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    Hey! You what this is from the title silly. Updates may or may not be slow sometimes, but they'll come.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    Dave Strider's father, a prominent detective, is tasked with infiltrating the Midnight Crew. Dave, worried about his father's safety, decides to do a little undercover work of his own and tries to befriend the boss's son, Karkat Vantas.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    34
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1188
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    You make order out of the wild flowers. You don’t relocate them; you simply turn them into much more manageable beauties. You tear out the weeds, but the flowers still look like they’re dying. You feel so sad that they still look dead. You pulled out all the weeds, why can’t they become alive again? Why are they still falling to pieces?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    Karkat is writing a novel, John wants to read it, Dave just wants to connect with his best friends again. Maybe together they'll make a good story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,385
    Chapters:
    1/10
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    12
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    120

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