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    Manual reproduction used to be the primary way of troll breeding. Though over the years, more and more wrigglers were born with dysfunctional genetic chambers. Chambers that were only able to retain the slurry for a moderate amount of time before seeing it's uselessness and ejecting it from the body. The empress and her advisors saw this as a very big impending threat, and soon developed the pail and mothergrub system. They were determined to keep their species alive and plentiful. Soon enough the sightings of a natural breeder were beyond rare, and those left were seen as treasures, beautiful and nearly god-like. They were only seen with jadebloods, cared for and protected by them. And when the last few had died out, the tales of natural breeders were only heard of in the history books of jade-blooded school feedings.

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    10/?
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    29
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    After making a bet with Strider, Karkat makes it his mission to figure out what quadrant they're in. They do find out, eventually - in very fun ways.

    Explicit warnings will be on chapters with explicit content.

    Act 1: A Bet Made In Haste - Chapters 1-16
    Act 2: Terminal Trials and Errors - Chapters 18-???

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    Chapters:
    22/?
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    535
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    Dave had three friends.
    Those three friend happen to have absconded the fuck out during the summer.
    Which logically leads to the logical conclusion that Dave should probably hold on to the shouty bi guy everybody knows and like and who happen to hate him, because reasons. (meddling teachers reasons)
    Well, not like people like him on average, but whatever.

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    31/?
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    99
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    178
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    11
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    A young woman stands in her bedroom, unsure as to how things managed to get this out of hand.

    After losing her job, college student Vriska Serket takes employment at a locally-owned pizza shop.

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    19/?
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    40
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    7
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    1257
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    my brain: hey, lets start a davekat story but filled with most of the characters interacting and the davekat build is slow.

    Yes, This is a shitty humanstuck high school au where most characters are still alive and they talk to each other.

    SHIT HAPPENS IN THE COMPUTER LAB

    There will be abuse,angst, and life lessons taught.

    Dont worry, there will be a happy ending!!

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    10
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    When Dave and Dirk get are forced to switch schools yet again, the last thing they expected to happen was for them to make actual friends there. Wait, scratch that, the last thing they expected was for these friends to turn out to be relatives; and witches. Oh, and did he mention? Turns out Dave and Dirk are witches too, fancy that. Maybe this move wouldn’t turn out to be so boring after all…

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    1/?
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    6
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    3
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    Short one-shots inspired by various poems and other literary extracts. Mostly girl-centric.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    8
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    It's the zombie apocalypse and Dirk is alone. Everyone else is dead. The narrator seems to be bored and has nothing else to do.

    But the phone rings.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    Nepeta Leijon is a rare slave with a secret mission in a world of violent highbloods and subjugated lowbloods. When the Leijon is faced with a new master of indigo blood, she will do everything to make him become a better person.
    Equius Zahhak is lonely and dangerous, when his new slave shows him compassion, he begins to see the world in a different way.

    This story shows Equius and Nepeta during the Purple Cupcakes's events.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    Rose goes to her local coffee shop and meets someone new.

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    1/1
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    Dave Strider is a way-too-lonely transport pilot assigned to a high-pay low-stakes mission over the Christmas holiday. He's got a blistering hangover, a conscience full of nightmares, and an angry copilot. All he needs now is a nice bout of feeling worthless and-- well would ya look at that, he's got that, too. Time for takeoff, Houston, the water's just fine.

    Or: In which Dave Strider discovers a modicum of self worth while stuck on a trip through foreign space, with a short, irritable, and annoyingly attractive troll as his only conversational partner for the next two weeks.

     

    (Updating twice weekly until Christmas)

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    1/7
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    20
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    "The Empire is Great!"

    Every single eligible troll knows the pamphlet. The recorded one. It's got it printed on it, screeched out of it by a tinny, static recording of the Empress trying to sing. It's got her signature with the wretched slogan on the back.

    "The Empire is Great!"

    Now that's bullshit.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    8
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    1
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    I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me....

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    7
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    473
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    The difference between acceptance and denial is a very thin line that you constantly stumble between. Your brother thinks that recovery is only a few steps away if you only try a little harder. No one understands that it's never that easy. You find yourself in Sierra Mental Hospital as a last ditch attempt at being normal. How were you supposed to know that your own personal hell could get any worse?

    Brought to you by Bad at Summaries™ Incorporated

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    3/?
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    Karkat Vantas is trying to make his way through life, just trying to get by. He has his rich boyfriend; John, lives on a shit apartment, and is just trying to get through school. On his was along towards college (thankfully towards end) his car happens to run out of gas halfway through the trip. After his raged storm, he happens to notice a scrap of fur lying on the side of the road. But maybe, this scrap of fur happens to be more than what it seems...

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    14,767
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Jane was captured by trolls when the Earth was invaded. Now she must live in Alternia with Gamzee's help.

    This is a history of a alternate universe where humans and lowblood trolls are slaves of the highbloods.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    8
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    368
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    Homestuck Miami

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    13
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    359
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    Karkat reaches out to a forsaken friend while the rest of the crew struggles to solve, once and for all, their personal crises and the mysteries of ancient Beforus.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    18
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    3
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    Try as he might, Dave could never remember anything from the first four years of his life. 

    There were three signs of imminent upheaval to come—other than the fact that the kingdoms of Prospit and Derse were at war, with the horrorterrors of the Furthest Ring converging on them both. First, the King of Derse disappeared without a trace. Second, the Queen of Prospit fell dead for unknown reasons. Not like any of this was Dave's concern. He was a nobody, unlike Rose, a bona fide Seer of Light. He wasn't sure exactly why she wanted them to go to Derse City, but he went along with it.

    The third sign was the return of long-lost royalty.

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    Chapters:
    28/?
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    21
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    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker and feeling (not really) red (hope to fucking Gog not) for a boy who has more buck teeth than brain cells.
    And things are only going farther downhill for him and his so-called 'friends'.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    40,202
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    505

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