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    UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

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    All my fills from the bonus rounds! These will be posted slowly. Also, they're from four years ago.

    Some of them might be expanded on, eventually.

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    In which Dave moves to a small town and meets a lot of interesting people who get into a lot of interesting situations.

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    Fourteen year old Porrim Maryam has a lot on her plate. Her mother is growing older, gray streaks blending into curiously dyed Jade locs. Her sister is asking questions, questions that make Mama Rosa's eyebrow lift. Porrim is getting her face piercing into, her hair braided, and her lips begin to itch with the urge to kiss the same sex. It was like opening up a John Green novel.
    Fourteen year old Meenah Peixes also has a lot on her plate. Her mother is growing older but not a notch kinder, an Empire growing from a brutal hand. Her sister is too happy, oblivious to what's really going on. Meenah has always had the urge to kiss girls despite her mother's protests. It was most certainly NOT like opening up a John Green novel.

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    Making the best of things, after Conscription.

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    • Part 1 of 0k
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    = = = > DAVE: Notice the Door opening behind you.

    What?

    The thing that you hear next is a small creak coming from the Door that you just so happen to be standing in front of, back to it so that you can watch all of your friends. Terezi is the first one to notice something, probably sniffing it out with that keen snout of hers, and before long Rose’s head snaps towards your direction too, eyes slowly widening as she let go of Kanaya’s hand, using it to latch onto one needlewand as the other raises to point.

    You think that she says something, maybe something along the lines of, “Behind you!” but you don’t get the chance to see it clearly. As your head turns, you catch a glimpse of a black mass there, one with a white face. You have no time to react. And even if you did, what the hell would you do? This is something from the universe that you all created- this is one of your creations, technically, and it’s apparently strong enough to open up this literal Door to the Void.

    You have no time to react as a skeletal hand clamps over your mouth and drags you back, through the Door.

    (Formerly known as Glitch Tale, Original AU by Homofrost on tumblr. Thanks for letting me do this!)

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    11/?
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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    Karkat Vantas has a lot of insecurities, and doesn't know how to handle them. With the complications of high school drama thrown into the mix, Karkat must figure out how to cope with his issues, or run the risk of driving his friends away.

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    Ugh. Looks like he’s trolled you a few more times while you were lost in thought. Should you respond? Nah- you don’t have the energy to deal with the fishdouche right now, and besides, this shitty code isn’t gonna fix itself.

    You focus on untangling your code so the ROBOTECTORS will target the fucking enemy instead of going exclusively after orange cakes.
    (Yeah, you’re not too sure how that happened, either.) It’s only after you're done rearranging the code that you realize that you haven’t heard anything from Trollian for a while.

    Huh. Weird. Usually it takes fucking hours for ED to get bored enough to go away.

    You hesitate for a moment, but decide to check the chat. It’s probably only another one of fishdicks’ stunts, but fuck it, you’re curious (and you’re pretty sure it won’t kill you; it’s not like you’re fucking NP, after all).

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    John’s next words were incomprehensible to the vampire. They stung his ears and set his mouth, throat, and chest on fire. Dave hissed and scrambled back, right off the couch. He landed on the floor in a heap of flailing limbs. He rolled to his hands and knees and gagged himself. After throwing up the blood, the intensity of the flames inside him dropped. The pain was still enough to leave him curled up on his side, clutching his chest.

    Dave froze. Something hard and sharp pressed against his throat, burning his skin despite being the same temperature as him.

    “Give me one reason I shouldn’t kill you.”

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    A work in poorly planned histrionics based on a prompt I encountered.

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    During his family's move to the middle of nowhere, an angry 13 year old Karkat Vantas falls into a world ruled by gods, witches and spirits. It's there that he learns a lesson about trust, friendship and growing up, with the help of a stoic Knight of Time.

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    There were two kinds of trolls who went to Earth: rich shitheads with too much money and free time, and desperate assholes who couldn’t survive on Alternia, even with the best efforts of the young Condesce. Karkat hated the planet almost immediately, but with his home planet too dangerous for mutants, he really didn’t have any choice but to hide out on this weird little diurnal planet. At least he’d be safe. Or so he thought, right before blundering his way into an accidental friendship with the son of an anti-troll terrorist.

    Slow burn, shifting perspectives; romance really isn't the focus here but it'll still play a significant part; extra content warnings will be posted with each relevant chapter.

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    5/?
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    Jade tries to exploit the alchemy system and runs into unexpected results.

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    Five minutes is all Dave needs to ruin everybody's lives, apparently, especially his own. An accident in the labs begins the long and painful process of transforming into a troll, and though trolls may look remarkably similar to humans for creatures that evolved on different planets in different universes, they aren't the same at all. The transformation is debilitating, and he is forced to trust Karkat to take care of him and even keep him alive as his very insides shift within him.

    Rose, meanwhile, begins work on some sort of solution -- after all, Seer of Light may as well mean Knower of Knowledge, right? She should know this. But her experience with breaking the rules is of little help when there are none to begin with, and she can hardly play with fire when it's not herself at risk of burns but her newly-discovered brother.

    As time wears on with no solution, the meteor crew can't help but wonder: are they doomed? Or is there redemption for their timeline yet?

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    Karkat reaches out to a forsaken friend while the rest of the crew struggles to solve, once and for all, their personal crises and the mysteries of ancient Beforus.

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    23/?
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    Tavros Nitram is the sheriff of Canton, a town set in the wasteland between the United States and the New Alternian Empire. It's a refuge for people who feel they don't belong anywhere. The good, the bad, the strange, and most importantly, trolls escaping from the Empire. Tavros runs the refugee resettlement program, with the help of his far too attractive deputy, Dave Strider.

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    5/?
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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    5/?
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    A soulmate AU where one can hear their soulmate's 'soul song'.

    College is a great time to find your soulmate, as literally everyone is realizing.

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    4/?
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    John Joestar goes to college, meets friends and almost gets murdered several times by people with magic ghosts. It's OK though, he gets a magic ghost to make up for it. [Jojo's Bizarre Adventure AU set in the modern day]

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    Chapters:
    35/?
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    58
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    32
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    6
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