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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and due to an error in the supplies management of the )(IS Maelstrom, you are thrust into the esteemed station of a breeder troll, with all the trauma, intrigue, and intercaste politics that entails.

    Your romance novels ain’t got grubshit on this.

     

    (Originally a NaNoWriMo project, but I'm too slow to catch up with that. Still, going to try to finish. This comment will be removed upon the completion of the story.)

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    10/?
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    Karkat, long ago, when he still lived on Alternia, resigned any and all kinds of concupiscent romance - period. He trained himself to put his feelings aside when it would only hurt him in the long run and, even when his planet was destroyed, he kept this vow up, if only to reserve his name. That being said, why is Dave fucking Strider, of all people, the only exception?

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    1/1
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    Dave was wandering the meteor, bored, when he stumbled across a secret room marked by deep, purple claw marks. He investigates and ultimately tells his two best friends - the Mayor and Karkat. For there on, they build a blanket fort and paradox space ensures that many, many shenanigans follow this.

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    Chapters:
    15/15
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    Keeping the hive clean would be trivial, were it not for your gracious owners and their insistence on making a mess of you at every available opportunity.

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    Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming in which Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing.

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    10/?
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    Eridan's a blast from that past that you'd rather forget - and it turns out Kanaya put him behind her too (albeit with much less subtlety). But no matter how hard you try, you just can't shake him off.

    Like any logical, Condesce-fearing person looking away to get away from their problems, you go to the bar.

    Retrospective note to self: with the bar comes alcohol, and with alcohol comes bad decisions.

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    3
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    Karkat needs to blow off some steam, and Kanaya's all to eager to help. After all, Moirails Help Each Other, right?

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    I don't know how to do this without you.

     

    Either everything is real or nothing is and her voice is the exception.

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    Kanaya was ignoring him again.

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    The thing about Earth C, as the humans have taken to calling it, is that it's an amalgamation.

    A podfic of Beginning to Feel a Lot Like You, a Homestuck 2016 Secret Santa Fic for quartile.

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    The thing about Earth C, as the humans have taken to calling it, is that it’s an amalgamation.

    Homestuck 2016 Secret Santa gift for Quartile.

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    You could hear a pin drop in the horrifying silence.

    In fact, you're pretty sure you are hearing pins dropping. Is this just a case of overactive imagination, or are pins actually dropping?

     

    Set directly after Chapter 6 of Mixed Emotions, Steady Hearts.

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    After the collapse of the Empire, Her Imperious Condescension reunites with her last remaining subjects.

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    Karkat helps his vampire friend satisfy her lust for blood, and maybe something else...

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    Karkat Vantas attempts to dig to the bottom of what's plaguing his kismesis.

    Or, politically speaking, the Second Sufferer dismantles his Heiress' helmsman.

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    A Toreador in a small, forgettable college town takes a young painter as her ghoul

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    3
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    Karkat is worried about how Dave will feel about him exploring other quadrants... with other people. After all, he is a human. They don't normally have more than one romantic relationship at a time, right? Will his alien matesprit understand?

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    The planet Terra is a vital waypoint to both Alternian and Beforan trolls. Recently there has been an onslaught of giant naturae. To help deal this issue and others arising from it, the Inter-Impterial Task Force has been arranged, and the jaegers of the program sent out to deal with the threat. Both kids and trolls will be tested as they drift, battle and navigate the world of inter-imperial politics toward safety and stability.

    THIS STORY IS ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.

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    This is for a 30 day writing challenge that I found online! I thought it'd be fun to work at it, hopefully I finish it. I'll be using any and all relationships already established in the Clinic AU. The first chapter is all the prompts.

    Buy me a coffee!

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    10
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    19
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    2
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