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    GODDAMN do you hate this place, these weirdly-colored hornless people who move through the streets in overwhelming swarms with their constant suspicious glares, the endless disturbing roar of vehicles on the streets outside and in the sky, that hideous and malicious sun, but you don't hate any of it as much as you hate yourself for talking yourself into this mess to begin with.

    That's you right there, Karkat motherfucking Vantas, eternal master of making astonishingly bad decisions that he can't do anything about but regret and then brood over endlessly, and you think you probably would have slit your own throat with one of your sickles long before the entire quarter of a sweep you've managed to stand being stranded here if not for the presence of the troll who's abruptly and gently knocking on your door.

    (This is a fic focused primarily on Karkat Vantas but involving a whole lot of other characters and pairings, as well as chapters from many other POVs. It's set in a Trolls On Earth style AU that's pretty detailed. Concupiscent and conciliatory porn present but not the focus of the work. A lot more pale porn than other kinds, though.)

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    English
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    71,950
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    105
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2924
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    Karkat has always been alone to deal with his problems and now that he's so close to the others he is refusing to burden anyone with them. Karkat might not be able to handle this one alone but everyone else has their own problems. Help sometimes comes in pale colors.

    Language:
    English
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    14,022
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    384
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    Things that weren’t supposed to happen, but happened anyway.
    This is how the trolls got to Earth.

    In an effort to try to radically change Alternian Society among adult Trolls, Feferi Peixes runs for democratic office, with the help of her manager, Karkat Vantas, and her moirail, Eridan Ampora. Things go horribly, terribly wrong when a rally with highbloods turns chaotic. Karkat tries to find some sort of normalcy and resides with Terezi Pyrope, a famous legislacerator, until a fateful day when she herself falls victim to the very society Feferi is trying to change.

    Includes special Intermissions featuring Dirk/Roxy and Jake/Jane

    Trigger warnings in future chapters for abuse.

    (Why yes, this is the prequel to Once Upon A Dissension)

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    Chapters:
    28/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1761
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    =====> Vriska: Enter
    Plunged into a world of blood, murder, and darkness, Vriska struggles to do the right thing. When guilt overrides her dreams and her waking emotions and her life takes a turn for the worst, will she ever be the same?
    =====> Terezi: Enter
    Vriska is up to something, and she’s going to find out what. However, when things go out of control, will Terezi even survive the fight?

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    English
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    16,953
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    303
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    Superheroes Wear Capes: exactly what it sounds like

    Either the trope is played straight, in which case Kanaya designs some awesome capes, or it is defied, and Kanaya pulls an Edna Mode-style "NO CAPES!".

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    718
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Kudos:
    7
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    118
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    You’re broken. You must be. This is three, three trolls now you’ve fallen pale for and that’s simply not how it works. You have one moirail, your soulmate, the one troll who fits alongside you better than any other. Not two. Definitely not three. It could probably get you culled, the same way that almost everything else on this stupid planet could probably get you culled, and you’re stupid and sick and a pervert and scum on the face of Alternia for having such fucked up genes and such a fucked up thinkpan.

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    2,064
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    385
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    It's the day Homestuck ends.
    You get home and open your laptop.
    You open the MSPA bookmark.
    You click to the final slide.
    it's a blank screen.
    with four words written under it.
    look out your window.
    it's raining meteors.
    you turn back and open the pesterlog.
    i have prepared you all i can.
    Farewell.
    and you click the sBurb link that's provided

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    110,161
    Chapters:
    67/?
    Comments:
    268
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    4038
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    Mistake
    xNounx
    An action or judgment that is misguided or wrong.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    Upon investigating an abandoned mining colony Tavros and Vriska find themselves trapped inside a mine shaft. They are not alone, something or someone is following them and as they travel further and further in search of industrial cutting tools to cut their way out of the cave they keep encountering the same word over and over. CALIBORN.

    Series
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    4,757
    Chapters:
    3/10
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    138
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    All my written fills for the fifth bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of quotes, both real and fake, attributed to real people, fictional sources, or song lyrics.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
    Collections:
    1
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    3
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    380
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    In which Gamzee breaks Karkat

    Language:
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    1,342
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    506
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and it's been almost a sweep since you've not been miserable

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    719
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    143
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    rhypophagy (n): The act of feeding on filth

    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and hoLY FUCK. This is really wrong in so many ways, you can’t even begin to castigate yourself for how much you are enjoying it bu- oh. Oh, no, she’s doing that thing with her mouth again.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    812
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    390
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    The beloved empress, Feferi Peixes, is dead, and Sollux Captor is blamed of the crime. Now, He can have his revenge, but with an intervention from the White Outsider.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,563
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
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    216
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    It's dark. The beach is still, peaceful.
    Kanaya thinks she is alone, but a long lost friend shows up.

    Language:
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    10,294
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    240
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    The concept is simple; the quadrants weren't just an imperative part of troll society but also an integral part of its military. Hence it became a military standard for all ships to be comprised of almost exclusively friendship groups with the highest blood caste operating as captain. These are the adventures of a certain group of friends.

    Series
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    English
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    7,147
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    374
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    Kanaya contemplates her pale feelings for Karkat and is giving an opportune opportunity to confess them when Karkat reflects on his friends all drifting away.

     

    Plot bunny/idea from 'sillyandquiteawkward'

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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    6
    Hits:
    243
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    All my written fills for the third bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These prompts took the form of AU suggestions

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    16,522
    Chapters:
    20/20
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    107
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    984
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    "If it makes you feel more comfortable in your conciliatory prowess, pailing is the last thing on my pan at the moment. I am very much all about being talked out of bad decisions right now." You arch your neck, guiding his hands to the itchier parts. "For instance, I have an overwhelming desire to thrash my head against your computing station."

    "Because what I need is your blood and matted fur all over my husktop. I'm not sure how I can turn down such an appealing proposal, but that's exactly what I'm going to do, because it's a fucking stupid idea. Just shut up and let me rub you into complacency, or at least until you stop wanting to ram into things like a rutting lowblood, my god."

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,224
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    389
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    Karkat picked the wrong (or maybe the right) person to accidentally rant to.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,624
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    346

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