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    This is a reconstruction of an old au of mine. The story will be written as a script for a play. Where the story leads is up to the audience. At the end of each chapter, there will be an open-ended question that can be answered in the comment section. I will chose one response via the random list generator, and write the next chapter using said response as a guide.

    The story is as it says on the tin. All trolls, humans, carapaces, leprechauns and cherubs all go to the same high school, and take various roles in the school's drama club.

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    Four friends played a game once, and it destroyed the world. Those four friends were fanfic writers, and the game was this pile of insanity.

    An important character is murdered and a crack team of ace detectives led by Terezi Pyrope are hot on the suspect's trail, but can they catch the killer before Dave Strider gets his revenge? And has the suspect...already been murdered? The tension rises are more events come into play and more scandals come to light. A torrid affair. Cannibalism. Public indecency. Dildos with Comic Sans font.

    "2tuniing." -Sollux Captor.
    "Soooooooo 8eautiful, they should have sent a po8," -Vriska Serket.
    "A mOtHeRfUcKiN mAsTeRpIeCe," Gamzee Makara.
    "A TRIUMPH...HISTORY WILL BE REMEMBERED AS THE TIME BEFORE THIS FIC, AND THE TIME AFTER IT," Karkat Vantas.
    "i didn't like it that mUch, sorry bUt yoU foUr have a long way to go as artists," Calliope Nixon.

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    1/?
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    They say that there’s nothing after death. At the same time, there is nothing to be found when stepping over the gender barrier. What if, somewhere on the outskirts of nothing… two men came to a crossroads? And, with time, were able to move past the impossibility of their situations?

    What happens when a dead man and a medium with an emotional attachment to the violently murdered cross (after)lives?

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    2/?
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    11
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    a collection of shameless porn written by yours truly on impulse, in a variety of ship flavors. mostly vent writing from sleepless nights, made to take my mind off the fact that i'm trash at writing. each chapter is capable of standing alone. enjoy, or something.

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    5/?
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    7
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    40
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    Three rival pirates. One duel. Captaincy in the balance.

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    (An "everyone is a troll living on Alternia" au.)

    There is two perigees left until the imperial fleets arrive back on Alternia to recruit the next generation of the intergalactic empire's soldiers. Two descendants carry the late Imperial Condescension's blood in their veins. The two brother trolls the Grand Highblood's prophesies spoke of eons ago find themselves welcomed into the church as the twin Messiahs. Two mutants watched over by the secret cult of the Signless are recruited into a war that has been waiting generations to be rekindled. And the last limeblood to exist, young but hopeful Jaydan Harley, muddles through her increasingly confusing web of quadratic entanglements in an effort to create some sort of lasting peace between them all.

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    2/?
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    5
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    Friendship is absolutely repugnant to adult trolls. Despite this, twelve trolls remain in contact with one another well beyond their ninth sweep. Eridan owns his own spaceship, the Orphaner, along with his ashenmates and fellow gamblignants. Tavros joins the ranks of the neo cavalreapers, with his ghostly moirail to aid him in spying on suspicious figures in the government. Terezi and Sollux crack down on carapacean crime on the lovely golden planet of Prospit. Equius, Nepeta, Gamzee and Karkat are on route to a new, unconquered planet, populated heavily with an unfriendly alien race. And Feferi waits in the shadowy halls of Derse, biding her time until she can overtake the throne.

    The humans on Earth have just experienced their first brush with alien life-- a strange anthropomorphic salamander that gets affectionately nicknamed Casey. Xenotheorist Rose Lalonde and her fiance ectobiologist John Egbert look to the stars for more clues about life outside human's current knowledge, unaware that their second extraterrestrial encounter is just an imperial fleet away.

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    Nepeta comes home.

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    After the game, the trolls and cherubs are randomly assigned to one of the four households back on Earth. With hard feelings everywhere, and a new planet where humans and trolls co-exist to explore, where do the villains fit in? Caliborn, who mourns his lost opportunity to become Lord English. Aranea Serket, who has to ask herself if she was actually trying to help, or just help herself. Damara Megido, who appears to hate everyone who tries to open up to her. Kurloz Makara, who is still willing to follow his false deities to the grave, dragging his quadrants down with him. And Gamzee Makara, who in all his capricious clown foolery, still remains a mystery, even to the ones who used to (and perhaps still do) love him.

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    9/?
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    Three years on a meteor and you think they didn't frick?

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    Dave falling asleep on you typically would not pose any sort of problem beyond a few fleshtingles along your leg, but right now you have a rather major problem located squarely under your skirt - the tip of your bulge has been peeking out from your sheath, like a new shoot on a vine, for the last ten minutes at least, curling and uncurling insistently between your legs.

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    Dave manages to wrest control in the hazy moment before your consciousness extends over him, and the two of you fumble and fall mid-stride as you each pick a different leg. Winded and floored, you wait a moment just to be safe before extending the digits of your right hand and pushing up off the carpet again.
    Nice.

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    After the desolation of their planet, and the defeat in the hands of humanity, the troll race is hanging by a thin thread. Adaptation is their only solution, and that means sucking up their pride, and building a future where trolls live as humans. In how they reproduce, in how they spend their days, even how they view romance.

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    2/?
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    3
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    59
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    11
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    When you're hated by fashionistas...
    So, this is my first work EVER! Congrats me. Hello people. Have a short random piece of fic.

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    1/1
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    2
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    Consider the following:
    There is an escape pod, X amount of distance from a habitable planet, with two escapees from a battle over territory in a star system not unlike our own.

    Created for Round 1 of the 2013 Homestuck Shipping Olympics.

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    25
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    If home was truly where the heart was, then at first glance Rose had nothing to worry about. Upon closer inspection, if one was to realize that her heart was with her friends, it could be agreed that she had much to worry about indeed.

    In which everyone is an orphan of the war, and home is where everyone wants to be.

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    18,283
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    2/8
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    1
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    29
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    5
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    Take the following:

    -One extremely popular work, may or may not be intricacy given form.

    -One somewhat obscure work, characterized by madness, fire, and psychopathy.

    -Plenty of sarcasm, disbelief, sexual tension, and profanity.

    Result? Most likely everybody snarks, sleeps around, and says lots of fancy words before biting the dust.

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    3/?
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    SIR: jesus
    SIR: fuck
    SIR: where did you even come from?

    You do as she asks and shut the Conservatory door. This room is all plants and windows. No curtains, no large furniture to hide behind or under, and it's in a corner. All of these things made you certain it was a safe place to hole up until this whole ordeal was over, yet she still managed to fucking sneak up on you. This has to be witchcraft.

    PROF: Secret passageway.

    Or a secret passageway.

    (Clue AU, for HSWC br5)

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    32
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    8
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    She pulls away and looks at you, heavy lidded and slack-jawed, but her pupils are dilated and her hair is doing that thing where it sticks to her forehead. It's not a far cry from how she looks when she's inside Rose, and you take a minute to make sure that you don't process that thought fully. Instead you take the opportunity to think that she's kind of beautiful, like those ladies in the old-ass paintings who were always sitting demurely and looking slightly off to the side, but only if they had a trail of blood spilling down the corner of their mouth and a chainsaw in their lap. (Dave ♦ Kanaya ♥ Rose ♠ Dave)

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    1/1
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    10
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    1159
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    You always think you got it together until you don't.

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