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    They say when you're about to die, your entire life flashes in front of your eyes, a maelstrom of memories that you can't block out; that's not true. When you're about to die, you are numb. You couldn't feel the pain spreading through most of your body as he kept hitting you in more and more places, couldn't feel the blood as it poured down your face from your nose and lip that had split at some point in the chaos. You couldn't feel yourself move as one arm lifted, sickle in hand, and slit the back of his ankle.

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    Last morning you fell asleep without sopor, and you had some pretty fucked-up daymares. How precisely that led you to be standing inside Vriska’s respiteblock in the middle of the day, you’re not sure.

    There’s a thumbprint pad to unlock the door and numerous booby traps, just like all the nicer blocks on this transport ship, but you would make a very poor legislacerator if you couldn’t sniff out a few hidden sensors. Seems like they’re more concealed than usual—either she’s picked up some useful skills at the officer’s training academy or she’s threatened one of the lowblood technicians into rigging up a better system. (You briefly consider resetting a few of them to do something amusing and only somewhat physically damaging to whatever semi-innocent troll walked by, but your bloodpusher just wasn’t in it.)

     

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    ((AU where something very, very different happens during the retcon and the Game is almost-but-not-quite undone. Longass Vriska/Terezi moiraillegiance angsty fluffy fic with a crapton of plot. Updates Sundays.))

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    8/?
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    Dave had always assumed that at the very least, he'd have the sanctuary of his own mind. Turned out, even the gates to that were shaky at best.
    [Your friendly neighborhood Meteorstuck, DaveKat-centric chapter-fic, with a bit of a twist. Pan-Quadrant romance and dream bubble adventures.]

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    18/?
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    It's the year 2X38 and Karkat Vantas is a master demon hunter. He has finally caught up to rogue demon, Dave Strider. He plans to end this tonight. Dave has other plans. They live in a society that knows about the existence of Demons, dark magic and those who try to maintain order. When things start to get out of hand and a war threatens to break, they'll be both thrown into the middle of it all and Karkat will have no other choice but to take up a role he never wanted in the first place.

    (Updates Mondays.)

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    A miscellaneous group of reluctant heroes, antiheroes, and borderline villains all must work to survive a world of mob violence, mysterious organizations, horrorterror and demon-worshipping cults, long-lost secrets, hidden powers, alternate timelines, the end of the world, and all other sorts of weird crap-not necessarily in that order.

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    5/?
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    Alternia is gone. The trolls play a game.

    (12 character introspectives, Sgrub-era)

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    Karkat Vantas is just a mutant at the Treshecutioner Academy, who just wished his life could be as simple and funny as a romcom. However, when the Empress starts planning her public wedding, as a personal friend he gets wrapped up in royalty, rustbloods, and exploding cakes. There are only about 8 billion quadrants involved(Thanks, Vriska!), but a romcom is what he asked for... right?

     

    A.K.A a fanfic author's attempt at writing a cliche RomCom fic Alternian style, where everyone is a troll, and there are way too many tags!

    Updates will be frequent, and I promise to not make this too long. Enjoy, I've been wanting to do this forever!

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    7/?
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    Karkat met Kanaya in the girls bathroom years ago.

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    Karkat Vantas has been allowed to be a Threshecutioner on the good graces of Her Imperious Condescension. However, she has one last task for him. Will he be able to complete it or will he end up following in his Ancestor's footsteps?

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    This is your first produced screenplay, your big break, your chance to show Hollywood that your shit is good.

    The only person on the production that has any idea what they're doing is the costume designer.

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    Addiction Is A Powerful Thing.

    Alternatively titled: Kanaya==> Just Be Chill With Familial Addictions

    Or

    Non-Textbook V********

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    In Which a Mutant and an Alien Meander Towards a Quadrant of Indeterminate Identity at a Glacial Pace While Examining the Internalized Toxicity Perpetuated by Their Respective Societies, and The Nature of Friendship is Determined to Be More Universal Than Originally Theorized [Banned In Alternia]

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    15/?
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    "What's the 'Fuck List'"?
    "Don't look at that."
    "Is that my name on there?"
    "I said don't look at it! You can wipe that stupid smirk off your limp miserable face, it's not what it sounds like."

    Karkat doesn't believe in happiness, but would like to.
    Dave just wants to stop dying.

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    Rose has been a lesbian all her life, and she has finally found the woman she loves. Is there anything that can ruin her happiness? Hussie will say yes, but I will leave the question open for you until this short story ends.

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    Demonstuck, is an AU where the Striders are demons, but one day Dirk Strider {the main character} falls for a hunter. Love, war, and a bet is made.
    Will the good win?
    Or will the evil get control of heaven and hells power?
    Join the eldest Strider on his adventure to get back the love of his life.
    Will the legends be true?
    Will they succeed?

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    CG: REMEMBER THAT TIME, A FEW LINES UP, WHEN I SAID ‘OH FUCK NO’
    CG: REMEMBER HOW MUCH FUN WE HAD WHEN I SAID THAT TO YOU?
    CG: IMAGINE I’M SAYING THAT TO YOU AGAIN.
    CG: WAIT, NO, YOU DON’T HAVE TO IMAGINE IT AT ALL.
    CG: AND I QUOTE:
    CG: “CG: OH FUCK NO.”
    TT: Oh fuck yes.

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    Holidays on the meteor are absolute fucking hell, and John wants to dunk his head into a pot of boiling water. But if he died, there would be no one to make Christmas dinner, or any food for that matter, and everyone would probably die. Well, since he's god tier he would probably come back, but Karkat and Dave would probably kill each other in the whole minute it takes him to reincarnate.

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    Everyone else is happy to have won, But you lost it all.

    What good is a new universe without him in it?

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    This is where I will post all of my prompt fills. Most of these I got off the internet but I am taking any and all requests, including rare pairs. The main point of this is to try to get better at gritting and if my suckage can entertain someone while I'm at it I'm more than satisfied.

    No archive warnings apply because there hasn't been any smut yet, not one has really died, and there's no gore yet. This may change in future.

    Edit: Did I say there was no gore? Gore Warning for Chapter 4. Did I say there was no smut? Smut warning for Chapter 8, and now for Chapter 13.

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