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    when Karkat confronts the occupants of the hotel room below his about their loud guitar music, he doesn't expect to see them again, much less for them to have friends in common

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    While among other things, this is a story. A story of the narrative variety, with characters and words and sentences and plot. But on a deeper level, this is a story about a pair of best friends, who happen to be werewolves. This is about friendship and romance and pain and suffering. This is how a houseful of outcasts somehow end up taking on one of the most powerful forces on earth; how four werewolves, two vampires, a satyr, a naga, a plethora of humans, and more than one misplaced mermaid fought to the death.
    But before the fighting, the death, the bloodbaths, let’s start from the beginning.

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    Calm and collected, that's Dave Strider. The docking station around him is chaotic and loud but he is like ice, cool and clear.
    None of that is true of course, but nobody is looking closely enough to notice the way his hands shake and his eyes dart around underneath the opaque plastic of his vintage sunglasses.

    Dave Strider sneaks on board an Alternian ship in an attempt to flee his shitty situation on Earth. This is the first of many questionable decisions.

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    Keeping the hive clean would be trivial, were it not for your gracious owners and their insistence on making a mess of you at every available opportunity.

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    In Which A Heretical Heiress Abandons Her Duties And The Empire, A Jadeblood Betrays Her Caste To Pursue A Pale Romance With A Blood Mutant, A Yellowblood Evades Helmsduty And Hides His Rustblood Moirail From Culling Drones, Two Cullable Injuries Are Overlooked, Unenslaved Aliens Are Courted Red And Black, A Teal Trainee Legislacerator Aids In The Evasion Of Justice, A Seadweller Aids In The Evasion Of The Fleet, And A Purpleblood Sopor Addict Rejects His Degenerate Past And Embraces His Duties And Rights. Featuring A Treasonous Heiress, Unculled Mutants, Dereliction Of Duty, The Cult Of The Mirthful Messiahs, No Less Than Three Interspecies Romances, Rejection Of The Hemospectrum, And A Cladecull Worthy Heresy Against The Empire. Banned Throughout Alternian Space.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and due to an error in the supplies management of the )(IS Maelstrom, you are thrust into the esteemed station of a breeder troll, with all the trauma, intrigue, and intercaste politics that entails.

    Your romance novels ain’t got grubshit on this.

     

    (Originally a NaNoWriMo project, but I'm too slow to catch up with that. Still, going to try to finish. This comment will be removed upon the completion of the story.)

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    Some kids live in a small town and dream of making it big and making out.
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    Ever so loosely inspired by the song Waltz For Richard by First Aid Kit. This will be the first fic I ever actually finish lmao

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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    Sollux works in a coffee shop (and hates it), especially since customers can be such douchebags.

    Dave is an epic douchebag.

    Karkat is a successful novelist trying to get this director (what an epic douchebag) not to ruin his artistic vision when he makes a movie of his work.

    And some douchebag tried to give his matesprit his phone number while he was at work at the coffee shop.

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    Eridan's a blast from that past that you'd rather forget - and it turns out Kanaya put him behind her too (albeit with much less subtlety). But no matter how hard you try, you just can't shake him off.

    Like any logical, Condesce-fearing person looking away to get away from their problems, you go to the bar.

    Retrospective note to self: with the bar comes alcohol, and with alcohol comes bad decisions.

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    Karkat needs to blow off some steam, and Kanaya's all to eager to help. After all, Moirails Help Each Other, right?

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    On an Earth that has been occupied by troll invaders for centuries, Rose has just uncovered the code to a game that could free her and her friends from the tyranny of the batterwitch forever.

    Also Dave gets a new roommate.

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    It all starts with a dream, where Rose Lalonde warns Steven about her plan to enter his universe and live there, which Steven's pretty much up for. What he really wasn't expecting was that he would be dealing with gods, trolls, cherubs, sprite, leprechauns, carapaces, salamanders, lizards, crocodiles, iguanas, an undead army, and the Gem's animosity towards the trolls. Everything will work out in the end, right? And they kinda have to, because the Sburb kids have no where else to go so they're here to stay.

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    Kanaya lashes out during a daymare, and ends up doing more damage than she intended.

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    Kanaya was, both metaphorically and physically, your light in the dark. Before you met her, you were beginning to worry you would never meet anyone who made you feel, well, anything. Anything romantic, that is. You eventually built up a fear of being alone.

    Kanaya shattered that fear, and your lives meld together.

    You both have baggage, though, and hers turns out to be much heavier than yours.

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    Five minutes is all Dave needs to ruin everybody's lives, apparently, especially his own. An accident in the labs begins the long and painful process of transforming into a troll, and though trolls may look remarkably similar to humans for creatures that evolved on different planets in different universes, they aren't the same at all. The transformation is debilitating, and he is forced to trust Karkat to take care of him and even keep him alive as his very insides shift within him.

    Rose, meanwhile, begins work on some sort of solution -- after all, Seer of Light may as well mean Knower of Knowledge, right? She should know this. But her experience with breaking the rules is of little help when there are none to begin with, and she can hardly play with fire when it's not herself at risk of burns but her newly-discovered brother.

    As time wears on with no solution, the meteor crew can't help but wonder: are they doomed? Or is there redemption for their timeline yet?

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    Things have... kind of sucked, since your dreamself died.

    The eponymous Red Dead Virgo freaks out after a daymare. A nubby horned degenerate tries to calm her down.

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    Because the only way I can express myself is projection.

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    Karkat Vantas hasn't had the worst life, but it sucks pretty thoroughly to be an anemic fuck-up. Thankfully, John's there to help him through it all, even when Karkat acts like a jerk. To top it all off, Karkat starts to wonder what he really wants out of life and whether he has enough life left to obtain it.

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

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