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    Where Karkat discovers the MAGIC of COOKING and uses FOOD to solve ALL issues and make life better.

    Also, pairings.

    ALL THE PAIRINGS.

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    (Heavenstuck AU)

    In which Kanaya is an angel, Karkat is a human, and together they attempt to fix everything wrong with the world as we know it.

    Well, kind of.

    Or, that one story where there are two very different Crowleys, Aziraphale doesn't quite know what's going on, SucroCorp and Betty Crocker team up to enslave/eat humanity, Rose steals the Bentley, Jade is a bad-ass truck driver, dead people are resurrected, there are a ton of fallen angels to look after, ghosts seek revenge, and everyone is scrambling to prepare for Armageddon Round Three.

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    IN WHICH PLAYERS WHO CHEATED AT A GAME WITH UNIVERSE BENDING STAKES FIND THAT THEIR REWARD HAS BEEN SKEWED AND THEY MUST NOW FACE THE CONSEQUENCES. FEATURES GOD TIER FOR THOSE OF SAID CHEATING GROUP WHO PREVIOUSLY HAD NOT ACHIEVED IT, HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS, MENTIONS OF A LOT OF HORRIBLE PAST EVENTS, INTER-SPECIES MAKEOUTS, QUADRANT BLURRING, SICKENLY SWEET AMOUNTS OF FLUFF. GLITCHED MONSTERS, SHRUNKEN SPRITES, DEAGED DANCESTORS, AND SECRET IDENTITIES. BLATANT USE OF GOD TIER POWERS FOR MUNDANE PROBLEMS WHILE TRYING TO HIDE IT. HER IMPERIAL CONDESCENSION BEING...SHIVERS NICE.

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    The rebellion for years has fought against the empire. The Eastern Kingdom, aligned with the rebellion is slowly losing its allies. Enemies and friends spread all across the map, time is running out. Truly the worlds fate lies in the hands of 19 young adults, as they all face the trials of war, rebellion, violence, and love. Their happily ever after may not be so far from each after all.

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    Nepeta and Karkat are in a happy flushed relationship together, living in the same hive, as they are older now. (Karkat no longer shouts.) However, Karkat is having some quadrant difficulty with Terezi, vacillating between caliginous and flushed. Can Karkat manage to reconcile with Nepeta or will their relationship be forever doomed?

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    You are older than any human should be, but you look like a young man. Your name is Dirk, the Strider, and you are immortal.

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    “No,” You say. “Fuck no, no, definitely not, we are not doing that.”

     

    “Doing what?” John asks eagerly.

     

    “Visiting some dead Daves,” You say, just as Rose says, “Crashing a rather large funeral.”

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    I am not great with one shots, i apologize, but this was the only way i could complete this Secret Santa gift on time.

    in which Karkat is texting Kanaya while in the car with Dave to get to to their house to go christmas caroling and no one really knows why they are doing this but hohoho its the holidays.

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    The story of two young deviants, their friends and enemies, and a moirallegiance forged in alienation.

    (Set on Alternia in a no-game AU featuring a very strange version of troll culture in which social gender roles somewhat resemble the inverse of their human equivalents. Technically a prequel/reboot of the very old fic 'Together We'll Ring In The New Year.')

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    Five minutes is all Dave needs to ruin everybody's lives, apparently, especially his own. An accident in the labs begins the long and painful process of transforming into a troll, and though trolls may look remarkably similar to humans for creatures that evolved on different planets in different universes, they aren't the same at all. The transformation is debilitating, and he is forced to trust Karkat to take care of him and even keep him alive as his very insides shift within him.

    Rose, meanwhile, begins work on some sort of solution -- after all, Seer of Light may as well mean Knower of Knowledge, right? She should know this. But her experience with breaking the rules is of little help when there are none to begin with, and she can hardly play with fire when it's not herself at risk of burns but her newly-discovered brother.

    As time wears on with no solution, the meteor crew can't help but wonder: are they doomed? Or is there redemption for their timeline yet?

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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you don’t think you’ll ever get used to sleeping beside another person.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and a hospital wasn’t the setting you had imagined when you thought of seeing your twin again.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and having Terezi drag you around her weird human legislacerator training probably wasn’t the worst way you could spend the rest of your sweeps.

    And then you meet him.

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    Winning the game was only phase one. Apparently there was a phase two and maybe even a phase three. This was not what they had in mind when they won. A new universe only seems to bring with it new problems and being gods isn't what they thought it would be. Hopefully they can pull together and figure this out before something else decides to kill them permanently.

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    She realizes that Dave and she had been holding hands during their entire conversation with the trolls, and idly wonders what they thought about that. Probably just that they were clingy siblings.

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    Karkat Vantas was stabbed to death in an alleyway at 25. But he got better.

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    Kanaya Maryam grew up hearing stories about her mother's experiences at Hogwarts. She awaited for her 11th birthday, and when it finally came, Kanaya knew she was ready to live her own story. With a new school, new friends and hidden secrets of Hogwarts and its staff unwrapping, Kanaya got much more from her first year than planned.

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    Sollux Captor has the worst luck possible. Not only is his girlfriend dead, but now, he's the latest victim in the string of attacks that have littered Alternia.

    Eridan Ampora is still learning the ways of being a vampire, and what rules must never be broken. With the police still baffled, he decides to test his limits, but only time will tell if he is caught or not.

    Xefros Tritoh has no clue what is going on. He's torn between his semi-abusive best friend who is leading a rebellion and the destruction of all vampires, and the only vampire that treats him like, well, a human.

    What will happen when plans change unexpectedly? Will the rebellion be the downfall of every undead vampire?

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    Early in the 21st Century, THE LALONDE CORPORATION advanced robot evolution into the NEXUS phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. The NEXUS 6 Replicants were superior in strength and agility, and at least equal in intelligence, to the genetic engineers who created them. Replicants were used Off-World as slave labour, in the hazardous exploration and colonisation of other planets. After a bloody mutiny by a NEXUS 6 combat team in an Off-World colony, Replicants were declared illegal on Earth - under penalty of death. Special police squads - BLADE RUNNER UNITS - had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Replicant.

    This was not called execution. It was called retirement.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and due to an error in the supplies management of the )(IS Maelstrom, you are thrust into the esteemed station of a breeder troll, with all the trauma, intrigue, and intercaste politics that entails.

    Your romance novels ain’t got grubshit on this.

     

    (Originally a NaNoWriMo project, but I'm too slow to catch up with that. Still, going to try to finish. This comment will be removed upon the completion of the story.)

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