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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    Karkat Vantas has a lot of insecurities, and doesn't know how to handle them. With the complications of high school drama thrown into the mix, Karkat must figure out how to cope with his issues, or run the risk of driving his friends away.

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

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    Karkat and Kanaya are rainbow drinkers in the 21 century who meet three unfortunate teenagers Jade Harley, Dave Strider, and Rose Lalonde. Kanaya lures Rose into what humans would call a lesbian relationship in hopes of sucking her blood dry only to have Karkat screw everything up with his overwhelming guilt. Can these two survive the 21 century read and find out.

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    While among other things, this is a story. A story of the narrative variety, with characters and words and sentences and plot. But on a deeper level, this is a story about a pair of best friends, who happen to be werewolves. This is about friendship and romance and pain and suffering. This is how a houseful of outcasts somehow end up taking on one of the most powerful forces on earth; how four werewolves, two vampires, a satyr, a naga, a plethora of humans, and more than one misplaced mermaid fought to the death.
    But before the fighting, the death, the bloodbaths, let’s start from the beginning.

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    Dave Strider's father, a prominent detective, is tasked with infiltrating the Midnight Crew. Dave, worried about his father's safety, decides to do a little undercover work of his own and tries to befriend the boss's son, Karkat Vantas.

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    Five minutes is all Dave needs to ruin everybody's lives, apparently, especially his own. An accident in the labs begins the long and painful process of transforming into a troll, and though trolls may look remarkably similar to humans for creatures that evolved on different planets in different universes, they aren't the same at all. The transformation is debilitating, and he is forced to trust Karkat to take care of him and even keep him alive as his very insides shift within him.

    Rose, meanwhile, begins work on some sort of solution -- after all, Seer of Light may as well mean Knower of Knowledge, right? She should know this. But her experience with breaking the rules is of little help when there are none to begin with, and she can hardly play with fire when it's not herself at risk of burns but her newly-discovered brother.

    As time wears on with no solution, the meteor crew can't help but wonder: are they doomed? Or is there redemption for their timeline yet?

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    Alone in the ablution block, you blast the shower stream over your head. You wish that conversation had gone differently.

    Kanaya must think I’m a deviant.
    Why do I want these things?
    Why do I have to be broken?

    Step out, dry off.

    It doesn’t matter what she thinks.
    He makes me feel good. He makes me feel real.

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    The first batch of eggs have been hatched via the mothergrub, and when there are no lusi around, Kanaya asks all of her friends to take care of a few grubs. and Karkat realizes that its harder than he thought to believe.

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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and due to an error in the supplies management of the ISS Maelstrom, you are thrust into the esteemed station of a breeder troll, with all the trauma, intrigue, and intercaste politics that entails.

    Your romance novels ain’t got grubshit on this.

     

    (Originally a NaNoWriMo project, but I'm too slow to catch up with that. Still, going to try to finish. This comment will be removed upon the completion of the story.)

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    Sollux works in a coffee shop (and hates it), especially since customers can be such douchebags.

    Dave is an epic douchebag.

    Karkat is a successful novelist trying to get this director (what an epic douchebag) not to ruin his artistic vision when he makes a movie of his work.

    And some douchebag tried to give his matesprit his phone number while he was at work at the coffee shop.

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    It’s strange and uncomfortable enough, having a clutch of eggs growing inside you, without her being so nice.

    Karkat deals with some major unexpected consequences of his mutation. Repeatedly.

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    “To my grandchildren, Broderick, Diederik, Rosalind and David Strider, I bequeath my business and all that remains in all of my accounts, because the little homies need money to stay fly.”

    “You’re shitting me.”

    “Er. Mr. Strider, this is exactly what your grandfather wrote.”

    In which Dirk and Dave Strider find themselves running a music store, Karkat Vantas ran away from home, Rose and Kanaya are the only rational adults, and Jane Crocker knows exactly how to stop a thief.

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    The GAMEOVER timeline with Dave Lalonde and Karkat Maryam. Obviously things don't end well.

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    The thing about Earth C, as the humans have taken to calling it, is that it's an amalgamation.

    A podfic of Beginning to Feel a Lot Like You, a Homestuck 2016 Secret Santa Fic for quartile.

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    The thing about Earth C, as the humans have taken to calling it, is that it’s an amalgamation.

    Homestuck 2016 Secret Santa gift for Quartile.

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    It's Jade's first Christmas in the new world and she gets to spend it with the people that she loves (and that love her!).

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    You could hear a pin drop in the horrifying silence.

    In fact, you're pretty sure you are hearing pins dropping. Is this just a case of overactive imagination, or are pins actually dropping?

     

    Set directly after Chapter 6 of Mixed Emotions, Steady Hearts.

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    After the collapse of the Empire, Her Imperious Condescension reunites with her last remaining subjects.

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    Terezi be the troll cop you were meant to be.

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