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  1. Public Bookmark 42

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    It all starts with a dream, where Rose Lalonde warns Steven about her plan to enter his universe and live there, which Steven's pretty much up for. What he really wasn't expecting was that he would be dealing with gods, trolls, cherubs, sprite, leprechauns, carapaces, salamanders, lizards, crocodiles, iguanas, an undead army, and the Gem's animosity towards the trolls. Everything will work out in the end, right? And they kinda have to, because the Sburb kids have no where else to go so they're here to stay.

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    27 Apr 2017

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    This is a crack fic, hilarious and rather ridiculous.
    The best part are the reactions to the disturbing shit of Sburb.

  2. Public Bookmark 42

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    It all starts with a dream, where Rose Lalonde warns Steven about her plan to enter his universe and live there, which Steven's pretty much up for. What he really wasn't expecting was that he would be dealing with gods, trolls, cherubs, sprite, leprechauns, carapaces, salamanders, lizards, crocodiles, iguanas, an undead army, and the Gem's animosity towards the trolls. Everything will work out in the end, right? And they kinda have to, because the Sburb kids have no where else to go so they're here to stay.

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    27 Apr 2017

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    This is a crack fic, hilarious and rather ridiculous.
    The best part are the reactions to the disturbing shit of Sburb.

  3. Public Bookmark 45

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    You didn't realize how much weight he'd actually gained. Of course, you know, it really was kind of obvious, with it all centering in a big awkward lump in his belly, but you didn't pay it much attention.

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    27 Apr 2017

  4. Public Bookmark 10

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    "You should really go visit him today, you've just been so busy this week"

    Basically a very gritty game over meteor fic that doesn't sugar coat gamkar or gamrezi. It shall have a pinch of davekat too but probably not actual romance so much as two dorky best bros in denial. I'm taking this as a sorta play by play about things getting from bad to worse with gamkar.

    Enjoy the suffering and thank you for reading my swill.

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    26 Apr 2017

  5. Rec 22

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    23 Apr 2017

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  6. Public Bookmark 1

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    Karkat wants to know what DaveKat is, and Kanaya's not letting him get away that easily.

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    23 Apr 2017

  7. Public Bookmark 48

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    Karkat is a little quicker on his feet during the confrontation with Eridan. As a result, he becomes a rainbow-drinker instead of Kanaya and things quickly spiral out of control from there. The result is an explosion of AU shenanigans involving Karkat taking several levels in badass, Rose giving Eridan an impromptu psychoanalysis session, and a number of sloppy, sloppy makeouts. Not to mention angst, hurt/comfort and the consequences of Murderstuck.

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    23 Apr 2017

  8. Public Bookmark 2

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    The thing about Earth C, as the humans have taken to calling it, is that it’s an amalgamation.

    Homestuck 2016 Secret Santa gift for Quartile.

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    22 Apr 2017

  9. Public Bookmark 23

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    "What's the 'Fuck List'?"
    "Don't look at that."
    "Is that my name on there?"
    "I said don't look at it! You can wipe that stupid smirk off your limp miserable face, it's not what it sounds like."

    Karkat doesn't believe in happiness, but would like to.
    Dave just wants to stop dying.

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    22 Apr 2017

  10. Public Bookmark 1

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    He just grins, shark-like teeth glinting in the moonlight that is slipping through the cracks of the tent, "I guess that is a big red flag for you, ain't it? But you don't gotta worry, I ain't here to kill you or nothin'. I want to join you."

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    21 Apr 2017

  11. Public Bookmark *

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    They come to you one night, together, your past and your legacy hand in hand.

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    Written for HSWC Main Round 3. The theme was "Taboo".

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    21 Apr 2017

  12. Public Bookmark 8

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    You get him two scoops of Butter Pecan, a favorite of grouchy old men. You suppose he’s probably no different. Sure enough, you spot the surprise on his face as he tries it, and the hint of a smile, although he clears his throat and glances away when he catches you looking.

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    21 Apr 2017

  13. Public Bookmark 17

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    Five minutes is all Dave needs to ruin everybody's lives, apparently, especially his own. An accident in the labs begins the long and painful process of transforming into a troll, and though trolls may look remarkably similar to humans for creatures that evolved on different planets in different universes, they aren't the same at all. The transformation is debilitating, and he is forced to trust Karkat to take care of him and even keep him alive as his very insides shift within him.

    Rose, meanwhile, begins work on some sort of solution -- after all, Seer of Light may as well mean Knower of Knowledge, right? She should know this. But her experience with breaking the rules is of little help when there are none to begin with, and she can hardly play with fire when it's not herself at risk of burns but her newly-discovered brother.

    As time wears on with no solution, the meteor crew can't help but wonder: are they doomed? Or is there redemption for their timeline yet?

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    20 Apr 2017

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  14. Public Bookmark 39

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    An older HHCOD fill: Kanaya is having difficulty with her transformation into rainbowdrinkerdom, finding that her lurid novels have skipped over the messy bits, and Karkat notices. And in inimitable Karkatian fashion, does something about it.

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    20 Apr 2017

  15. Public Bookmark 50

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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    20 Apr 2017

  16. Public Bookmark *

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    In Which a Mutant and an Alien Meander Towards a Quadrant of Indeterminate Identity at a Glacial Pace While Examining the Internalized Toxicity Perpetuated by Their Respective Societies, and The Nature of Friendship is Determined to Be More Universal Than Originally Theorized [Banned In Alternia]

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    19 Apr 2017

  17. Public Bookmark 50

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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    18 Apr 2017

  18. Public Bookmark 50

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    Terezi has a problem. It’s not the fact that she’s been assigned to a job that she isn’t trained for and absolutely despises, or the endless daymares that rehash how she and her friends died in the Game, or even the way the Game suddenly ended without explanation, leaving Alternia as if it had never happened and erasing the memories of everyone... except her.

    No, her problem is one Vriska Serket: ten sweeps, freshly graduated, newly appointed Admiral of Her Imperious Condescension's Fleet, and (probably) the root of (the majority of) Terezi's troubles. And the nonsensical, confused palecrush is only making things worse.

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    18 Apr 2017

  19. Public Bookmark 27

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    A story in which a race of murderous alien trolls are depicted as human teenagers embarking on their last year of mandatory education; in which Vriska is the new girl who nobody talks to, and Kanaya feels compelled to meddle for the sake of kindling a potential friendship; many other former trolls are mentioned in the background, and Kanaya and Karkat have been platontically entwined for many long years; several conversations on Pesterchum unfold as a means of exposition, and Vriska is blocked multiple times by multiple people; there is a not-very-shocking revelation about Vriska's home life and a brief cameo from Mindfang and Redglare; Kanaya idly daydreams about brushing Vriska's hair on two separate occasions; Aradia eats a yoghurt; Vriska does several incredibly stupid things, which Karkat warned Kanaya about numerous times; and eventually, Vriska sees the light and decides to act like a semi-decent human being; there are also two kisses.

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    18 Apr 2017

  20. Public Bookmark *

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    They come to you one night, together, your past and your legacy hand in hand.

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    Written for HSWC Main Round 3. The theme was "Taboo".

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    17 Apr 2017

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