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    This story is a re-imagining of Franz Kafka’s A Hunger Artist inspired (loosely) by the life of Goatse, a self-described ‘extreme penetration artist’ (AKA guy with extremely flexible anus) who became, unwillingly, one of the early internet’s most well-known shock memes. We have done our best to preserve the overall themes and style of Kafka’s work, though understandably some things may have been lost in translation between “fasting” and “extreme anal penetration.” We encourage you to familiarize yourself with those two pieces of background information, or risk missing a lot of the jokes (then again, they’re mostly about a man shoving things up his ass so maybe you’ll be fine).

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    Kudos:
    12
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    One morning, when Loki Odinson woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin.

    Language:
    English
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    899
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    Lifting himself into a half sitting position with his arms, he realized he was sitting in some sort of substance that lay upon the floor.

    “Well no wonder i fell.” He thought to himself with an annoyed sigh.

    Upon closer inspection of the substance, Lee was able to confirm that it was a liquid, deep maroon in color, that seemed to be drying up in some places. Through his sleep hazed brain, that had also had an unfortunate meeting with the wooden floor, he could not seem to place what the substance exactly was. After a few seconds of sitting dumbly on the floor where he had fallen, his mind came to a sudden, and disturbing conclusion.

    “Is this… blood?” he thought frantically.

    Lee uttered a muffled shriek of fear and disgust, before hurriedly scooting back until his back came into contact with the fallen desk with a bang, bringing his arms in front of him, as if to shield himself from the horrible realization.

    Language:
    English
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    1,350
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    59
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    Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis as told through paper dolls/bugs. (55 pictures)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    738
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    Two scenes from Stephenie Meyer's vampire novel Twilight as if they were written by Franz Kafka.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
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    280
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    Some costume choices at Halloween have disturbing results. I really have no excuse for this one...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    711
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    186

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