12 Works in KAFKA Franz - Works

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    Othello and Gregor Samsa end up on Deep Space Nine because of a holodeck malfunction. There is mutual healing and everyone is better for it.

    Language:
    English
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    5,088
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    55
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    At the end of Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka I found the char-lady's last line a bit odd and I initially thought it was because he had turned back into a human and was alive so didn't need clearing up. This is the alternate ending where this happens. It begins as the Samsa's are preparing for their day out at the end of the story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    473
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    20
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    “Deconstruction of christian values.”

    Oh lord, here we fucking go again.

    Someone doesn't have the sense to just use Sparknotes like the rest of us.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    715
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    259
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    Giles' idea of selling some of his favourite novels at the Magic Box isn't just a bad business idea. When one of Willow's spells inevitably goes wrong, our heroes find themselves trapped in a series of classic novels. Now they have to be good little postmodernists and subvert the hell out of them to get out.

    Buffy/Don Quijote
    Buffy/Crime And Punishment
    Buffy/The Trial
    Buffy/Bad Harry Potter fanfic
    + sundry

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,758
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    25
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    240
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    Joseph K. dies like every man.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    201
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    35
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    Professional sports organisations issue press releases after games which are both absurd and Absurd. That the Futility should recognize the later does not diminish the former.

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    275
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
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    57
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    This story is a re-imagining of Franz Kafka’s A Hunger Artist inspired (loosely) by the life of Goatse, a self-described ‘extreme penetration artist’ (AKA guy with extremely flexible anus) who became, unwillingly, one of the early internet’s most well-known shock memes. We have done our best to preserve the overall themes and style of Kafka’s work, though understandably some things may have been lost in translation between “fasting” and “extreme anal penetration.” We encourage you to familiarize yourself with those two pieces of background information, or risk missing a lot of the jokes (then again, they’re mostly about a man shoving things up his ass so maybe you’ll be fine).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,953
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    820
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    One morning, when Loki Odinson woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible vermin.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    899
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    238
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    Lifting himself into a half sitting position with his arms, he realized he was sitting in some sort of substance that lay upon the floor.

    “Well no wonder i fell.” He thought to himself with an annoyed sigh.

    Upon closer inspection of the substance, Lee was able to confirm that it was a liquid, deep maroon in color, that seemed to be drying up in some places. Through his sleep hazed brain, that had also had an unfortunate meeting with the wooden floor, he could not seem to place what the substance exactly was. After a few seconds of sitting dumbly on the floor where he had fallen, his mind came to a sudden, and disturbing conclusion.

    “Is this… blood?” he thought frantically.

    Lee uttered a muffled shriek of fear and disgust, before hurriedly scooting back until his back came into contact with the fallen desk with a bang, bringing his arms in front of him, as if to shield himself from the horrible realization.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,350
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    106
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    Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis as told through paper dolls/bugs. (55 pictures)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,099
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    976
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    Two scenes from Stephenie Meyer's vampire novel Twilight as if they were written by Franz Kafka.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    632
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    427
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    Some costume choices at Halloween have disturbing results. I really have no excuse for this one...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    711
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    279

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