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    or The Most Mortifying Conversation in the History of Mankind (and Probably Lycantkind, Too)

    “So, what do lycantants do for sex?”

    Because Caine can make even an exposition dump sound sexy.

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    She doesn’t mean to be rude – it just happens. But she has to fight the urge to say sorry. Captain Tsing has already had words with her and Jupiter will try not to apologise to people she doesn’t know. The day she stops saying sorry to the people around her for screwing up is probably the day she should just say ‘fuck it’ and take Regenex.

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    Queen sometimes wondered what the next assassination attempt would look like, but never in her most terrifying nightmares she expected it to come from within her Private Security, the highly esteemed and utterly reliable inner circle of her Royal Guard. The realization comes as much a shock as the attack itself. 

    An AU multi-chapter set in Jupiter Ascending ‘verse, with dashing Finnick Odair borrowed from The Hunger Games, along with some elements of his background story, as well as the gritty realistic atmosphere and dystopian vibes.
    JA fans will be able to understand the story completely without any prior knowledge of THG. Just keep in mind that Finnick is a charismatic flirt with a heart of gold.
    THG fans, on the other hand, would go ‘WTF?!’ most of the time, sorry about that. Still, Finn deserves more fics dedicated to him, and there will be plenty of him here.
    Happy ending is guaranteed. How can it not be, with Caine and Finnick put together?!
    Even Sean Bean Stinger Apini does not die in this story. What a tragic waste of a perfectly good trope.

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    For the last two weeks Kiza had been relentlessly pestering her friend to take a break from her never-ending queenly duties, go back to Earth and let her hair down.

    “Can I just undo my coiffure?”

    “No! We’ll go dancing!”

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    A Fandom Madlib Fairy Tale.

    Series
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    Jupiter discovers she doesn’t need to reach far to find beauty – or a way to shock her long-suffering bodyguard out of his impenetrable stoicism.

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    Who knew that lycantants had an in-built first-aid kit?

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    Caine Wise is just trying to do his duty in protecting Jupiter, but when madman from his past comes and captures him, it's Caine who will need saving.

    Part of the JA Secret Santa 2017

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    On their first Christmas Eve as a couple, Jupiter is determined to show Kiza the best Christmas traditions she knows. It's only fair since neither Kiza nor Caine have ever celebrated the holidays.

    It's bound to be a Christmas to remember when the Queen of the Earth celebrates Christmas with her space werewolf angel boyfriend and someone who is essentially his half-bee sister, right?

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    Never whistle going through an airlock, and other superstitions.

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    Jupiter's new ship is ready for her inspection. Caine is prepared.

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    When something happens to Caine, Jupiter wants a way to feel connected even if they're far apart.

    Written for Universalfanfic for the Jupiter Ascending Secret Santa 2017 exchange. The prompt was 'Jupiter x Caine, soulmate, wings'.

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    She was angry. She'd panicked. Jupiter wouldn't deny either of these things. But maybe telling people that Caine was her date would somehow work out for the best?

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    Jupiter discovers that the one thing Caine Wise wants most in life is to be a pretty pretty bride on his wedding day. And she sets out to make that happen.

    Look, I'll be frank: this is over 7000 words of pure self-indulgence. My only hope is that it scratches an itch for my recipient as well.

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    When Jupiter woke up, there was a small metal sphere on the pillow beside her. She blinked at it, because it certainly had not been there when she had gone to bed the night before. Then Aunt Nino began to stir and grumble as she too woke up and Jupiter snatched up the sphere, lobbing it hastily into her half-packed suitcase on her way to go and make the coffee.
     

    In which Jupiter is propositioned by a space travel agency (but fancier!) and introduces Caine to her family.

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    Caine gets a special Christmas present(s)

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    Kalique watches Caine and Jupiter's lives with way more emotional investment than she wants to let on. Also, Caine proposes to Jupiter.

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    "Oh my God. Don't you guys clean this place? Ever?" (Jupiter and Caine aboard the Milano)

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    Seraphi looks at High Inquisitor Wise and tells him, “Don’t go.” She tells him there is no need for him to be at the head of her Legion, she tells him there are many who are more expendable.

    “There are no one who is expendable,” he insists.

    “I am your Queen,” she says, “Why do you not obey me.”

    “You are our Majesty,” he says, “I do this for love of you, and our people. If you bear me any love in return, then you will let me do this.”

    Seraphi sends the human commander out against the rogue clones.

    And Wise—

    He does not return.
     

    (“There’s something wrong with my DNA,” he tells Jupiter.)

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    Aleksa thinks it's about time she met this hypothetical boyfriend of Jupiter's.

    (Aleksa's maybe at least a little bit more prepared for this meeting than Jupiter probably thinks.)

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