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    Seraphi sends the human commander out against the rogue clones.

    And Wise—

    He does not return. He does not return, and she strides toward her factories and pulls up her love’s genetic code.

    That utter dog, she thinks, I will make him more loyal.

    Seraphi enjoys enjoys starting the cycle of new splices, enjoys making them dogs, enjoys naming them Caine, betrayer. These creatures with his face, they will obey; he will obey, even if he won’t love her for it.

     

    (“There’s something wrong with my DNA,” he tells Jupiter.)

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    Aleksa thinks it's about time she met this hypothetical boyfriend of Jupiter's.

    (Aleksa's maybe at least a little bit more prepared for this meeting than Jupiter probably thinks.)

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    Juno always thought Jupiter and her were meant to be friends forever. Not every day a girl with a name like juno meets a girl named Jupiter. It was fate.

    Juno thought that meant they would be friends forever and be an honorary aunt to each other's children and living next door in houses with white fences until they grew old and died a few days apart from each other.Turns out it meant being kidnapped by your best friend's not-son and held hostage for information and the destiny of Earth, and the whole universe. No sweat. She has been dealing with bullies like Balem since middle school.

    Balem finds an earthling with quite a mouth. Shame he couldn't kill her yet. Well, she would be the first to be harvested. Ah, perhaps... perhaps sparing her would be more... interesting?

     

    (Balem kidnaps Jupiter's best friend, but they end up forming a complicated... erh, relationship, to call it something)

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    2/?
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    25
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    7
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    372
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    If the choice is fly or fall, you spread your wings.

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    28/?
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    Just days after Balem returned to his adult self, Jupiter is thrown head-first into another adventure - one she, frankly, really doesn't have the energy for. But when has the universe ever taken her desires into account? Mysteries, promises, and desperate moves forward; bees, splices, and awkward family dinners. It's enough to make even her seasoned head spin.

    ...which doesn't even include the chance to play at 'Mother' once more. Only question is: will Jupiter take it?

    (DIRECT SEQUEL TO "ROCK THE CRADLE")

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    13/?
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    224
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    42
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    Reimagining of Jupier Ascending set in a Pokémon AU.

    A retelling of the events in the movie.

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    5/?
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    10
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    141
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    Caine Wise, disgraced ex-Skyjacker and convicted criminal, is suddenly inducted into the service of the enigmatic Queen Nea-Seraphi, mysterious new Recurrence and puzzle to the Entitled social circle. While figuring out the boundaries of his new station, worrying about his old commander, and nursing old wounds from his court martial, Caine finds himself slowly being drawn into the confidence of his royal employer. What could Her Majesty possibly want with a defective splice?

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    4/?
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    381
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    Trial chap of a Jupiter Ascending fic. Jupiter has always known she was different, her dreams so real. She should have known better than to go along with one of Vladie's money schemes.

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    8/?
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    Set immediately post-canon. Jupiter has to come to terms with the changes in her life and learn more about the universe at large.

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    Jupiter wanted Caine simply because something inside her had claimed that he was hers. Unfortunately her super intelligent, super sexy winged splice was not getting with the program. The story of how Jupiter Jones gets a willing Caine Wise permanently in her bed.

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    2/?
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    12
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    Caine, Jupiter and Stinger are off world handling some entitled business. They decide to visit a local bar instead of heading back to the ship for dinner. Caine is hesitant. Jupiter soon learns why.

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    Jupiter hadn't thought anything would be more awkward than "I've always loved dogs." And then came the conversation in Stinger's kitchen about why she and Caine each thought they weren't having sex yet.

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    Sometimes, to move forward, you have to seem like you’re taking a step back.

     

    Total AU MCU/Jupiter Ascending crackfic. Set firmly in the Jupiter Ascending universe, with cameos from MCU characters.

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    Jupiter Jones, Reoccurance of the last Queen of the House of Abrasax, has got a lot on her plate. So too does Tony Stark. They bond over hangover cures, coffee and the fate of the universe.

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    Last thing Jupiter Jones remembered was sitting with Caine at a downtown dive bar at one in the morning...
    She didn’t know what had sent her back in time, but somehow it was the morning of the fertility clinic all over again. There were things she did know: Balem wanted to kill her, Titus wanted to marry her and then kill her, and —well, actually, she wasn't exactly sure what Kalique wanted.
    But if Jupiter could avoid being kidnapped or killed, (or passing out from this strange exhaustion) maybe she could convince Stinger and Caine to help her claim her title and save the Earth all over again. But what would she tell them? Would they even believe the truth? She was the only one who remembered living through this the first time around...wasn’t she?

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    34/?
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    Jupiter returns to Stinger’s house after an evening away from her men

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    Being the earliest days of the reign of her Sovereign Majesty, Jupiter Jones, Queen and Primary (Recurred) of the House Abrasax, all hail her name and immortal being.

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    232
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    Loyalties are reversed, an unspoken promise is upheld and Caine finds himself enthralled by something called Disney.

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    Splices don't have soulmates. Everyone knows that.

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    A lycantant without a pack is alone--until there is one worth obeying.

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