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    After narrowly escaping from the clutches of the wicked Count Olaf for the fourth time, the Baudelaire orphans are sent to live with their distant relative, Cecil Palmer. When they arrive, the siblings realize that their new home holds many secrets, and is more capricious - a word which here means "unpredictable" - than any place they've been before...

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    My quick, oneshot (probably) attempt at beautiful 'weird poetry' style of Night Vale. All the respect to Jeffery Cranor and Joesph Fink as these characters are theirs and as interesting as they are vague, like the show they come from. This is intended to be set somewhere in the beginning to middle of season two as I am incredibly behind.

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    Cecil and Carlos's story is not yet over.

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    Josie wasn't the name she was given at birth. Or maybe it was. It depends on your definition of names, and births.

    That first name was too heavy with gold and grief and distant, secret stardust. Susan was a name for a queen, and there is no outright monarchy in Night Vale. Anyone found discussing monarchy was offered a social call card from Old Woman Josie out by the car lot, and they were quickly dissuaded from such a notion.

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    Carlos has returned from the Desert Otherworld to a rainy Night Vale and a broken Cecil. Feeling responsible for the harm Cecil came to over the past year, Carlos is determined to look after him and mend their relationship. But a series of revelations calls Carlos' place in Night Vale and with Cecil into question.

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    As Carlos drove, Kayali told him about Rapture, the city that Andrew Ryan built at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. A city where no one ruled, ‘No Gods or Kings, only Man’ was Ryan’s tagline. Rapture was a city where scientists ran free and held no fear of Ethics Committees, where writers told all the tales they wished with no fear of the Board of Censors, where actors and performing artists took ‘Audience Participation’ to a whole new level, while the unaffected audience members laughed as they watched, only grieving when the curtain fell.

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    Here we go everyone
    The Bioshock Au is here and rolling
    I should prolly mention that no knowledge of Bioshock is needed to read this, all the important parts are explained in the story

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    "Josie heaved a sigh of defeat, rolling her eyes up at the ceiling. "He is not a 'Strex-crazy lunatic,'" she began scoldingly, "and if you really must know, he talks about you. You and Carlos."

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    Carlos joins Cecil at league practice, in spite of his misgivings. It goes better than expected.

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    "A silence descended. He realized it had been a long time since they had really talked; for the most part, his visits were brief and taken up by talking to Janice, fawning over her inventions and her Girl Scout badges, avoiding Steve Carlsberg. In fact, he couldn’t remember the last time he was in a room alone with his sister."
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    Cecil attends Janice's birthday party.

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    This fic takes place between the episodes "A Lazy Day" and "Missing." It is Cecil and Carlos' first Thanksgiving together. Everything seems to be going wrong, but works out in the end. THE BROWNSTONE SPIRE is groveled to, thanking it for all it has done - and all it has not done.

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    this is just cecil and carlos drabbles prolly ft old woman josie and earl harlan and some others (definitely not kevin, absolutely not never...)
    ft stuff about some of my favorite episodes like triptych, rumbling, and the 12:37

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    "Grinning that manic grin, Kevin's lashes drooped to give him a simply diabolical look. "Why, Cecil, are you asking me to dance with you?" he asked in a purr.
    In that moment, Cecil's doubts were washed away by one thought: suddenly, he really wanted to dance with Kevin."

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    Cecil Palmer hasn't exactly had a very pleasant dating life, and Carlos isn't aware of his past experiences with unpleasant boyfriends, but the town is certainly willing to let him know that they don't trust him and that there would be consequences if he hurt Cecil.

    Or the au where Cecil suffered through an abusive relationship and the townsfolk are very protective of him and don't want to see him get hurt again.

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    Manor House AU

    Sir Carlos has a lot to deal with. A developing but hidden relationship with his valet, a growing crush on his cook, and the realisation that although he is the lord of the manor, he is not in charge.

    No, he has Ortiz the butler, Cardinal the housekeeper and a small army of angelic maids and footmen to make sure he doesn't upset the order of things.

    What happens when he finds out that his cook has been hiding something, or someone, from him?

    (This started out as a yeah I'll knock out six chapters or so for fun, maybe 15000 words thing but rapidly became my go-to fic when I want... something. Anything. Plot? Maybe. Sex? Sometimes. Cecearlos being lovely to each other? Always. Oe more chapter to go, I promise a happy ending.)

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    -CANCELLED-

    For several years now the mystery of the cassettes has been just that: A mystery.
    But there is science, and there is weird Night Vale logic, and together they can bring great things.
    Time travel, for example.
    And with that, Cecil Palmer and Carlos the Scientist find out some things that no one was supposed to remember.
    And soon wish they hadn't.

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    They met at one of Andrew Ryan’s dinner parties. Cecil likes to call it ‘fate’ and ‘love at first sight’ while Carlos, the more pragmatic of the pair, likes to call it ‘luck’ and ‘you looked incredible in the moonlight, with that little sister holding your hand’.

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    The teaser piece for a Bioshock au no one asked for but they will get regardless.

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    Cecil and Earl are confused. They're just trying to spend some time together, so why does everyone seem so mad at them?

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    Night Vale was as much an escape for Carlos as it was an opportunity of great scientific value. He’d get to study all the outright bizarre stories and phenomenon he’d heard about, right from the supposed source of them, but he’d also get away from all the people who told him he was wrong, a scientific improbability, a disgrace to his field of study. And that wasn’t even including the people who just didn’t care enough to change the name they called him.

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    aka the Trans Carlos au that ran away
    (from me)

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    Cecil is quite sure that Carlos Ramirez is the hottest creature ever to grace the face of the planet. Only problem is the only times he ever runs into him are when something is going terribly, terribly wrong. And really, how do you move past first impressions when that first impression is your cat stealing his boxers? With a hell of a lot of effort, but damn if Cecil's not going to try.

    (I suck at summaries. College Au, romcom)

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    A hole that eats green things has appeared next to the City Hall. Also Children's Fun Fact Science Corner, traffic, and someone visiting the Night Vale Community Radio.

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