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    Cecil is quite sure that Carlos Ramirez is the hottest creature ever to grace the face of the planet. Only problem is the only times he ever runs into him are when something is going terribly, terribly wrong. And really, how do you move past first impressions when that first impression is your cat stealing his boxers? With a hell of a lot of effort, but damn if Cecil's not going to try.

    (I suck at summaries. College Au, romcom)

    Language:
    English
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    5,142
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    Cecil Palmer hasn't exactly had a very pleasant dating life, and Carlos isn't aware of his past experiences with unpleasant boyfriends, but the town is certainly willing to let him know that they don't trust him and that there would be consequences if he hurt Cecil.

    Or the au where Cecil suffered through an abusive relationship and the townsfolk are very protective of him and don't want to see him get hurt again.

    Language:
    English
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    5,625
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    479
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    Manor House AU

    Sir Carlos has a lot to deal with. A developing but hidden relationship with his valet, a growing crush on his cook, and the realisation that although he is the lord of the manor, he is not in charge.

    No, he has Ortiz the butler, Cardinal the housekeeper and a small army of angelic maids and footmen to make sure he doesn't upset the order of things.

    What happens when he finds out that his cook has been hiding something, or someone, from him?

    (This started out as a yeah I'll knock out six chapters or so for fun, maybe 15000 words thing but rapidly became my go-to fic when I want... something. Anything. Plot? Maybe. Sex? Sometimes. Cecearlos being lovely to each other? Always. It might never end.)

    Language:
    English
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    117,985
    Chapters:
    34/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    92
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    1195
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    A hole that eats green things has appeared next to the City Hall. Also Children's Fun Fact Science Corner, traffic, and someone visiting the Night Vale Community Radio.

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    English
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    1,414
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    83
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    For several years now the mystery of the cassettes has been just that: A mystery.
    But there is science, and there is weird Night Vale logic, and together they can bring great things.
    Time travel, for example.
    And with that, Cecil Palmer and Carlos the Scientist find out some things that no one was supposed to remember.
    And soon wish they hadn't.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,370
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    8
    Hits:
    81
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    Part one of Welcome to Night Vale special Editions. It'll basically be all the holidays and whatnot. I know this is Christmas, but I saved this and it said it would delete on the 27th, so I decided I'd post it early, which sucks cause now I won't get to do Halloween and stuff, but hey, there's always next year. But I'm planning on normally updating on the special event, instead of months before it, as I'm doing now. -_-

    Series
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    English
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    1,293
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    53
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    "University of What It Is? What kind of nerd name is that?"
    "I've... been thinking of becoming a college teacher.."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,293
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    218
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    A fun piece where Pokemon get lost on their way to Professor Willows office and end up in Night Vale.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,221
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    132
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    Science has been a constant in Carlos's life.

    Science is always right; he can count on it.

    And yet... there's always an exception. Always a loophole. And in Night Vale, those are more common than normal.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,509
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    291
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    Flower shop AU: Carlos is a new florist in town. He uses the language of flowers to communicate to Cecil.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,396
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    72
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    440
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    Far outside the safety of the City, in a long-forgotten desert, lives an old woman known only to a few.

    Language:
    English
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    1,474
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    48
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    Ever since Carlos was little, he and his daemon have been fans of Dr. Lyra Belacqua. Both as the most groundbreaking experimental theologian of the 20th century, and as the heroine of dozens of fantasy-adventure children's stories (based very loosely on her own mysterious childhood).

    But Lyra's true legacy is still bigger than Carlos ever imagined...until he took a team of scholars to study Rusakov particles in the most theologically interesting community in Hispania Nova. Now his own day-to-day life is full of things like angels, witches, hooded spectres, portals between worlds, vague yet menacing branches of the Magisterium, and a man who walks around without his daemon and can read an alethiometer as easily as a stop sign.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,159
    Chapters:
    16/32
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1719
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    When Carlos heres a man talking about him on the radio, he gets scared. He's convinced that he's just been made the butt of some huge joke he can't even understand. Carlos is leaving his old town because people didn't take well to his orientation. Night Vale was supposed to be a fresh start, where no one knows who he is. When he hears a man with a smoothe deep voice talking about him flirtatiously on the radio, he gets scared. He's convinced that he's just been made the butt of some huge joke he can't even understand.
    (Rating may change)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,255
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    501
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    Carlos meets Cecil when the Junior begs him for help after failing a test. Cecil is strange and quite possibly on drugs ... or maybe it's just the wendigo.

    Not all chapters are explicit, but the ones that are will be marked as such.

    Updates the 15th of every month.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,280
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    302
    Kudos:
    357
    Bookmarks:
    65
    Hits:
    7433
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    A series of connected vignettes on the thundering passage of time, kitchen table dancing, and the apocalypse.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    851
    Chapters:
    6/6
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    190
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    Mr. Palmer is the most popular teacher at NVHS. And he will NOT let the new chemistry teacher take that away from him. The new chemistry teacher, with his perfect hair and his perfect teeth and his perfect attendance record for all of his classes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,727
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    76
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    578
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    As the streets of Night Vale become flooded with the ominous strangers, it's seeming less and less likely that there will be an escape from this latest citywide calamity. It's up to a single scientist to find a way to stop the spreading contagion before everyone he loves becomes nothing more to him than another standing, breathing stranger.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,962
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    276
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    This is a series of unrelated ficlets about an autistic Carlos in celebration of Autism Acceptance Month.
    I'm sure there will be more characters and tags added later as I write more.

    Inspired by uniqueaspergirl's Autistic Creative Challenge on Tumblr.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,066
    Chapters:
    14/30
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    66
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    744
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    С глазами всегда что-то не так.

    Language:
    Русский
    Words:
    766
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    20
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    It's just a normal day at the Radio Station, and Cecil is fine. he is FINE. how much he's drinking, it's fine, really. he doesn't need help.

    After all, a Scientist is always fine...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,591
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    431

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