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    After narrowly escaping from the clutches of the wicked Count Olaf for the fourth time, the Baudelaire orphans are sent to live with their distant relative, Cecil Palmer. When they arrive, the siblings realize that their new home holds many secrets, and is more capricious - a word which here means "unpredictable" - than any place they've been before...

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    Kevin's lost memories have finally come back, and he can't deny the need to tell Cecil and Carlos the truth any longer. But though the echoes of days past are difficult to hear, it is nothing compared to what follows: to a showdown decades in the making, and one more deadly than anything that has gone before.

    Behold the beautiful mountain. Think deeply about meadows.

    Because, even in Desert Bluffs, you can have too much blood on your hands.

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    Carlos has returned from the Desert Otherworld to a rainy Night Vale and a broken Cecil. Feeling responsible for the harm Cecil came to over the past year, Carlos is determined to look after him and mend their relationship. But a series of revelations calls Carlos' place in Night Vale and with Cecil into question.

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    Old Woman Josie is concerned for Cecil's relationship with Carlos. Cecil, however, shares no such concern.

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    In the aftermath of StrexCorp's takeover, Kevin wakes up. That's the easy part.

    (a story of learning to live with past actions, and the hopefully-conveyed message that not all is as dismal as it seems)

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    It's Cycle 27: Our heroes find themselves in a friendly desert community where the sun is hot, the moon is beautiful, and mysterious lights pass overhead while everyone pretends to sleep.

    (The crossover nobody asked for but I realised I absolutely needed.)

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    Carlos and his team of scientists are driving around late one night when a fast blur coming from the woods slams their van off of the dirt road. Later that night, Carlos wakes up, the world upside down, facing a group of crazed, pointy-toothed gremlin-like 'people'.
    AU

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    "Someone's going to kill you some day, Cecil, and it will involve a mirror..."

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    A mysterious town appears on voting records, and Hillary's team goes to investigate. Perhaps they shouldn't have done that...

    (This was supposed to be horror, but really isn't.)

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    "University of What It Is? What kind of nerd name is that?"
    "I've... been thinking of becoming a college teacher.."

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    Manor House AU

    Sir Carlos has a lot to deal with. A developing but hidden relationship with his valet, a growing crush on his cook, and the realisation that although he is the lord of the manor, he is not in charge.

    No, he has Ortiz the butler, Cardinal the housekeeper and a small army of angelic maids and footmen to make sure he doesn't upset the order of things.

    What happens when he finds out that his cook has been hiding something, or someone, from him? And what possibilities unfold when they each accept their family for what it is, and what it might become?

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    A podfic of With Grace by jedusaur.

     Author summary:"You're over thirty, right?" Tamika asks. "I need to find someone over thirty to interview for school."

    They'll be pounding down the door, then. There aren't many people that old in Night Vale.

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    The Voice of Night Vale’s wedding day is heralded by a rainstorm, and it finds his fiancé amidst an existential crisis over, among other things, the aforementioned Voice’s complex relationship to his city.

    In other words: Carlos learns to live with the reality of being loved by not only a radio host, but by the very town that the radio host personifies.

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    В Найт-Вейл ангелы пришли не в первый раз. Их целью был Сесил.

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    Night Vale is a scary place but falling in love is scarier. When Carlos wants to take his relationship to the next level he needs some advice from Old Woman Josie

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    My quick, oneshot (probably) attempt at beautiful 'weird poetry' style of Night Vale. All the respect to Jeffery Cranor and Joesph Fink as these characters are theirs and as interesting as they are vague, like the show they come from. This is intended to be set somewhere in the beginning to middle of Season Two as I am currently starting Season Three.

    I intend to extend this oneshot into a full "episode", but this is just what the plot bunnies offered so far. The series it belongs to will likely be unrelated.

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    Cecil and Carlos's story is not yet over.

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    Josie wasn't the name she was given at birth. Or maybe it was. It depends on your definition of names, and births.

    That first name was too heavy with gold and grief and distant, secret stardust. Susan was a name for a queen, and there is no outright monarchy in Night Vale. Anyone found discussing monarchy was offered a social call card from Old Woman Josie out by the car lot, and they were quickly dissuaded from such a notion.

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    As Carlos drove, Kayali told him about Rapture, the city that Andrew Ryan built at the bottom of the Atlantic Ocean. A city where no one ruled, ‘No Gods or Kings, only Man’ was Ryan’s tagline. Rapture was a city where scientists ran free and held no fear of Ethics Committees, where writers told all the tales they wished with no fear of the Board of Censors, where actors and performing artists took ‘Audience Participation’ to a whole new level, while the unaffected audience members laughed as they watched, only grieving when the curtain fell.

    --
    Here we go everyone
    The Bioshock Au is here and rolling
    I should prolly mention that no knowledge of Bioshock is needed to read this, all the important parts are explained in the story

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    "Josie heaved a sigh of defeat, rolling her eyes up at the ceiling. "He is not a 'Strex-crazy lunatic,'" she began scoldingly, "and if you really must know, he talks about you. You and Carlos."

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