3 Works in Jonathan Powell
Or: Real Men Don't Talk About Feelings, in which New Labour are set upon by the emotion-sucking, shape-shifting Polymorph from Red Dwarf.
A contemporary account by a former prime-ministerial aide of the first week of the 2002 reanimation crisis. Of no scientific value.
Peter's annoyed Gordon again, but Tony knows just how to sort it out. And, y'know, if he has to put up with their crap, they might as well put on a show for him. Maybe he'll invite Alastair along too. Look, he's just an animal following his instincts. Warnings for non-con and voyeurism.