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    It shouldn't be that fucking hard to stop swearing.

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    Office pranks are the worst when you can't fight back.

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    If Dan were a person who referred to his dick by name, not that he is, because that’s some frat-boy, Republican-senator-from-Missouri bullshit, but if he were, “The Washington Monument” would be a pretty great name. He’s just saying.

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    This apocalypse is the fucking worst.

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    In a job as high risk as Vice President, Selina needs someone to call on if there are any threats to her. That someone happens to be Amy Brookheimer, her most trusted and loyal spy. Amy can take out assassins, spies, and psychopaths. Yet, her biggest challenge comes with trying to work with Dan Egan, who thinks he's going to be the American James Bond.

    Also known as the spy AU where Dan and Amy still bicker endlessly while trying to kill people for Selina. It goes about as well as you would expect.

    *

    Based on timetravelings awesome photoset, which can be found on their Tumblr.

    Also, a big thanks to diaphenia, who let me bounce ideas off her and helped tell me what worked and what didn't.

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    It started on Yamatai, and continues to haunt Sam and Lara. Himiko stirs inside of Sam and Lara searches for more answers to the questions posed by her growing collection of powerful artifacts. Can she shake the legacy of her father and create her own? And what happens if all that power gets unleashed at once? Conclusion to the story of In This Together and Scars!

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    Everybody who's anybody at Westeros High has been invited to Selina Meyer's bash...

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    "You and me, we make a pretty good team, don't we, L.C.?" Lara couldn't help but smile. "That we do, Alex, that we do."

    Or, Alex goes with Lara to find Roth instead of Dr. Whitman.

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    It is possible, he thinks, as he checks his Blackberry reflexively, that perhaps he and Jonah have come to a new understanding. Either that or he's just shafted his own fucking career.

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    Here, in the shadows of their crumbling existence, among the pieces of a shattered world in the deep of the night when everyone else is asleep, they have each other… A Missing Scene Story for "Beneath the Surface".

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    Dan has been going through a rough time. He got fired whilst simultaneously realising that he has no friends, love life, or family that aren't miles and miles away. As the title suggests, he starts finding life harder to live and has to make some drastic concessions, but simultaneously finds someone to lean on and help him grow - also known as Mr. Jonah Ryan. (Jonah x Dan M/M)

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    Four times Amy and Dan didn't sleep together and one time they did

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    Natalia Ramos is like every other girl except that she doesn't talk. Ever. But with high school coming to an end, things are starting to change, for better and for worse. Natalia has a choice to make, but those choices will change everything .

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    Obviously, they had agreed to keep the whole thing "on the down low" (Jonah's words). There didn't seem to be much other choice. It hadn't taken them long to talk it out, agree it was the stress of the trip that had caught up with them, and laugh it off.

    Hamilton can't think of anything he's done in the hunt for the clues that he regrets more than missing the chance to tell Jonah how he really feels.

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    “Voters love kids,” Dan elaborates, chuckling. “Voters are stupid like that.” Amy glares at him, and he softens a little. “Having a kid could really make people like you. It would make you seem more accessible.”

    “I’m plenty accessible already,” Amy responds automatically, and Dan quirks his eyebrows suggestively. “Not like that,” she amends with a roll of her eyes.

    [Because every good ship needs at least once "Oops, we're pregnant" fic...]

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    “I get you. You spend all day pretending to have everything totally under control, with your feelings all locked down, like, ‘Oh, I’m Dan Egan! I don’t feel feelings! Nothing gets past this cold, hard exoskeleton of Armani and hair products!’ But on the inside, you’re human. And that’s what freaks you out, man.”

    Maybe he’s already ruined his life. Maybe there’s nowhere to go but up. Maybe Dan needs to do something he'd normally regret.

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    It's Dan's birthday and he and his family get a new game to play! You know what happens next.

    This session isn't any regular session though. It contains not two, not three, but FIVE different universes: beta, alpha, delta, gamma, and omega. And all the players are characters from the 39 Clues. Some are dead, some are gender confused, and some aren't even human! This should be fun!

    Complete with song parodies, some possible form of -cest(?), severe breakdowns, and a sarcastic, omniscient, and somehow story-inserted authoress that makes the characters lives a living hell. Please insert a coin to play again. ;)

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    Set directly post-3x02.

    “You know, I don’t think you did,” he says. “Because I was serious. If I see you make another TV appearance talking about the veep, I am going to–”

    “Rip out my brain through my dick?” Jonah smirks. “Or force-feed me Mexican food again? Try it, Danny. I could really go for enchiladas right now.”

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    Out there, somewhere, there is a politician who can spin that his missing girlfriend has now been found in a well with half an arm gone.

    Dan Egan is not that man.

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    Before she was Miriam Lass, Chesapeake Ripper survivor, she was Miriam Lass, FBI trainee. And even before that, she was Miriam "Ame" Lass, girlfriend of Dan Egan and Secret Service agent for the Veep.

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    Amy's favourite thing about Dan

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