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    “Voters love kids,” Dan elaborates, chuckling. “Voters are stupid like that.” Amy glares at him, and he softens a little. “Having a kid could really make people like you. It would make you seem more accessible.”

    “I’m plenty accessible already,” Amy responds automatically, and Dan quirks his eyebrows suggestively. “Not like that,” she amends with a roll of her eyes.

    [Because every good ship needs at least once "Oops, we're pregnant" fic...]

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    hy·po·thet·i·cal
    ˌhīpəˈTHedək(ə)l/
    adjective
    of, based on, or serving as a hypothesis.

    noun
    a hypothetical proposition or statement.

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    It's not that Dan loves Amy. It's just that if he did, it would make sense.
    It's not that they are in love. It's just that if they can convince everyone in the office that they are, they would be unstoppable.

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    Dan is left alone in London after having a breakdown. Little does he know that Jonah has stayed behind as well and their flight home doesn't go as planned.

    (takes place after 03x07, and then kind of veers off)

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    Waking up after going through a living hell can be a little disorienting. Sometimes.

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    “Are you seriously just hanging out in my apartment now, Jonad? You miss me that much?” Dan goads mostly as a desperate plea to change the subject.

    “Yeah of course I hang out here, you buy those Trader Joe’s fig and olive crackers and I am all ABOUT those things. They are both sweet and savory, Dan, they go well with all possible toppings. But do not try and change the subject on me--” Jonah pauses for what Dan assumes is either effect or because his giant body finally ran out of air from talking so much, “Your MOTHER called ME.”

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    Dan has an idea and Amy is less than thrilled about it.

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    And then – as if he sensed that his lack of presence was the only thing Dan was taking solace in - Jonah comes strolling in, shit-eating grin painted on his face, hands in his pockets.

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    "Love no one but your children. On that front, a mother has no choice."

    Or, the story of Jonah Ryan, through the eyes of the woman who made him.

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    Prompt: On a long car ride, Dan really, really has to go to the bathroom. Too bad Jonah is having so much fun making him dance for it.

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    So give it up, throw your hats in the air, and change just as they land, you're saying we'll get out of here. But something tells me that you're too scared to go.

    In the last weeks of high school, type A lacrosse player Dan Egan finds himself facing some demons from his past--specifically, his neighbors and childhood friends Amy Brookheimer (who just beat him out for valedictorian) and Jonah Ryan (who sells weed to the popular kids).
    Basically, three assholes navigate growing up and moving on.

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    “She turns the screen with the offending photo so Dan can see it and his expression is better than all the sex they ever had combined. And then actual good sex on top of that.

    ‘You really shouldn’t let your boyfriend post things when he’s drunk’ she chides, even though she’s fairly certain Dan’s too busy trying to figure out how to destroy the internet with his mind to listen to what’s she’s saying.”

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    He looks at Jonah, messy-haired and yawning in the bone-dry morning light starting to seep in through the kitchen windows, and he suddenly sees the bigger picture in vivid, brilliant color.

    How Dan Egan ran for Congress, accidentally fucked his way into a long-term relationship en route to the top, and learned to love the enemy (not really maybe kind of okay actually really a lot).

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    The problem with dating someone at the office, was that everyone had an opinion.

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    Amy and Dan are getting married. Jonah is attending.

    Because what the hell else are they supposed to do?

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    After being rescued from Yamatai, Lara and Sam weave their way through the devastating effects of their traumatizing experiences. Their recovery is arduous and long, but it doesn't end with just bandages and therapists. They have to go back to where it all began. A multi-chapter continuation of my one-shot, "I Made You a Promise".

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    10/?
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    Lara made a promise to Sam to bring her home. When she finally saves Sam on the mountaintop, will she be able to keep it or will her injuries overcome her once and for all? A one-shot loosely based off the ending.

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    So now they’re almost three years into this and it’s probably too late to go back.

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    Jonah accidentally sends Dan a dick pic.

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    "Jesus, does he do that to you all the time?"

    Someone always does.

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    Kent gets a little revenge. Sue does not take it well.

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