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    Dan Egan is a bastard. No one is denying that. Not even his wife.

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    Dan Egan @ some point: "I'll kick anyone's ass for Jonah Ryan. I'll kick Teddy Sykes's ass. I'll kick those interns' asses. I'll kick my own ass."

    Or, 3 Times Dan Egan Fought People Who Were Not Jonah Ryan

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    "You broke her heart, you know that?"
    You can’t break something that doesn’t exist, Dan thought to himself. She’s lying to you just like we lie to everyone else. It was my heart, my body, my past, present and future that your daughter shredded in her hands. None of you have the faintest idea…

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    Canon-bendy thing where Jonah tries to do something nice for Dan without having to actually, you know, acknowledge it.

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    Dan Egan was very good at everything he did.

    He’d been quick to learn how to read as a child, quick to pick up sports and sex as a teenager, and now, five years after his government dreams went down in flames, he was the best at his new job - an escort to the rich and powerful elite of D.C.

    That is, until Jonah Ryan decided to stumble back into his life with all the grace of a bull at a DNC fundraiser.

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    It’s been a while, but finding himself pinned like this again- there’s something about Dan when he gets like this, locked in and laser sharp- it’s not scary exactly, just unpredictable and thrilling and a little bit otherworldly.

    Anyway, the point is that Jonah’s not *not* into it. He clears his throat involuntarily, swallows. Dan smirks, tilts his head a little to the side.

    “Fucking hell. Is this what you want? You need me to remind you what you’re good for?”

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    5/?
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    1
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    Snippets of the Rise of the Tomb Raider game, moments that crystallized the world for Lara, even just for an instant.

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    9/?
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    "Shampooing someone's head is the most erotic thing you could ever possibly do." - Charles Boyle, Brooklyn Nine Nine.

    Dan takes fixing Jonah's look into his own hands. Spoilers through 5x06.

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    2/2
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    47
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    5
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    Dan's plans to seduce Jonah are thwarted when he finds out that Jonah is already with Richard. This turns into a threesome.

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    It’s been five years since Pierce was defeated, and four years since Ian and Amy have seen each other. So when she shows up in London out of the blue, it’s a bit of an awkward reunion. Especially because she’s there to plan her wedding….

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    As Amy prepares to marry Jake, Ian fears he may have taken an irreversible wrong turn.

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    “Gotta give you credit,” Jonah says. “This is some Mad Men-level shit.”

    The bitch of it is, he’s not wrong. Dan forces himself to look away from Jonah’s forearms as he rolls his sleeves up. *Egan, this is Jonah Ryan. We’re not doing this.*

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    (Missing scene from S05E06)

    Jonah was a success. They celebrate.

    “So,” Jonah is saying, turning from the bar with two shot glasses cradled in his massive hands, filled with what better not be fucking Jägermeister. “To crushing the competition!” Dan thinks that the competition doesn't really count when it's a woman closer to death than not, but he does the goddamn shot. And it’s fucking Jägermeister.

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    Jonah and Richard bond over a shared kink and eventually fall in love.

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    4/?
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    “You’re such a fucking asshole,” Jonah says, sounding resigned. “You’re lucky you’re so hot.”

    Dan grins. “Go fuck yourself. Look, do you want to hear about the ballerina I fucked or not?”

    A pause. “Jesus, Dan. Why didn’t you lead with that?”The timbre of Jonah’s voice has changed, just subtly, and it’s fucking stupid how easily Dan’s whole body sort of melts into it. He thumbs the tip of his dick through his pajama pants and finds it already wet.

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    Based mostly off a tweet by @priya_ebooks, which I came across in a Hamilton post and appropriated.

    *nudges boyfriend awake at 4 AM*
    me: do you like me
    Boyfriend: mrrnrh
    me: LIKE like or just regular like
    Boyfriend: *puts pillow over head*

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    “Okay, sorry,” Jonah relents. “I’ll be serious. Phone sex. So I guess I should ask what you’re wearing, and then you can lie and say it’s something red and lacy.”

    There’s a short pause.

    “Would you like that?”

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    10
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    Lara gets hurt on a dig and her life was forever changed because of it. Not having seen her in a while, Sam decided to go visit the depressed former archaeologist and learns just how hard life has been on Lara since the accident. Torn, Sam offers herself to be Lara's hands so she can return to the former life of being a archaeologist. But that's when they get mixed up in another mystery concerning two bounty hunters who are after the something that will undoubtedly involve Lara and all at once, Lara and Sam find themselves in a war and trying to stay alive. Can a cripple save the strong or will the strong save the cripple? Or do both fail and wind up sacrificing more then they ever intended?

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    Jonah and Dan attempt several mature adult conversations. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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    3/3
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    31
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    4
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    765
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    Dan Egan and Amy Brookheimer hate each other. Everyone knows this much. But what happens when Selina's administration decides otherwise? Shit storms ensue.

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    5/?
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    Dan is almost certain that he has lost his mind.

    What else could explain his behaviour that lead to this: to him, spread out on a bed with his arms stretched above him by strong hands, swallowing desperate keens as Jonah bites his way down Dan's neck, his chest, against his pelvic bone.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    12
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    1
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    263

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