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    Set directly post-3x02.

    “You know, I don’t think you did,” he says. “Because I was serious. If I see you make another TV appearance talking about the veep, I am going to–”

    “Rip out my brain through my dick?” Jonah smirks. “Or force-feed me Mexican food again? Try it, Danny. I could really go for enchiladas right now.”

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    Out there, somewhere, there is a politician who can spin that his missing girlfriend has now been found in a well with half an arm gone.

    Dan Egan is not that man.

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    Before she was Miriam Lass, Chesapeake Ripper survivor, she was Miriam Lass, FBI trainne. And even before that, she was Miriam "Ame" Lass, girlfriend of Dan Egan and Secret Service agent for the Veep.

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    It started on Yamatai, and continues to haunt Sam and Lara. Himiko stirs inside of Sam and Lara searches for more answers to the questions posed by her growing collection of powerful artifacts. Can she shake the legacy of her father and create her own? And what happens if all that power gets unleashed at once? Conclusion to the story of In This Together and Scars!

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    “Voters love kids,” Dan elaborates, chuckling. “Voters are stupid like that.” Amy glares at him, and he softens a little. “Having a kid could really make people like you. It would make you seem more accessible.”

    “I’m plenty accessible already,” Amy responds automatically, and Dan quirks his eyebrows suggestively. “Not like that,” she amends with a roll of her eyes.

    [Because every good ship needs at least once "Oops, we're pregnant" fic...]

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    Amy's favourite thing about Dan

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    Amy knows exactly what her job entails: to protect her boss, to take out any threats present, and, if necessary, to give up her life for Selina. And yet all of that pales in comparison to working with Dan Egan, the man who was convinced he’d be the next James Bond.

    Also known as the AU where Dan and Amy are spies and still bicker endlessly while trying to kill people for Selina. It goes about as well as you would expect.

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    Based on timetravelings photoset, which can be found on their Tumblr.

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    Lara comes back after leaving everyone hanging to find the right answers. She's still coming to terms with everything that happened and so if the person who needs her the most. Lara was gone for what seemed like MONTHS and her return to the life of Samantha surprises her.
    Sam tries to hate Lara but she can't bring herself to hate the woman she loves even if she has a secret she doesn't want. She can't tell her I love you but she certainly doesn't want help. Sam has anxiety issues to boot maybe even something much scarier.

    Why can't Lara just make up her mind? Why can't people leave her alone? In her mind everyone wants something and Sam doesn't understand anything. Fuck it all she wants to survive herself.

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    One fine day in the middle of the night, Two dead boys got up to fight, Back to back they faced each other
    Paris Dollie Nickles and Matt Campbell have always been side by side. They played together, learned together, grew up together and now If it comes down to it, Die together. Becoming his Girlfriend back in their Junior High years, she promised to stay by his side no matter what happened...

    But that was Before the cancer struck. Yet still she stayed. When Matt and his family moves away from the neighborhood to be closer to his doctor and into a more affordable house. Mrs.Campbell doesn't skip a beat in asking Paris if she'd be willing to come along, being so their families where close, after hearing her son's worries about the long distance.

    However It's not what either Boy or Girl expected, their bonds are tested, and there is more to the house than can been seen through it's beautiful walls. Matt can see things, strange and disturbing things, is it the house, or is it the cancer. Most importantly who is the boy in the photo's...and who is the shadow behind him.

    If you don't believe this story’s true......

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    "You brought me apple juice and Adderall." Dan/Amy, high school debate team AU. (It was a silly random thought that soon could not be un-thought.)

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    It's Dan's birthday and he and his family get a new game to play! You know what happens next.

    This session isn't any regular session though. It contains not two, not three, but FIVE different universes: beta, alpha, delta, gamma, and omega. And all the players are characters from the 39 Clues. Some are dead, some are gender confused, and some aren't even human! This should be fun!

    Complete with song parodies, some possible form of -cest(?), severe breakdowns, and a sarcastic, omniscient, and somehow story-inserted authoress that makes the characters lives a living hell. Please insert a coin to play again. ;)

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    There were many reasons why you loved working here (though your favorite one probably comes in the shape of that one regular who comes around once a week and calls everyone "Sweetie".)

    An AU where there is no Yamatai, just coffee and maybe (should the coffee gods will it) love.

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    This was, without a doubt, was going to be the worst Christmas of Amy's life.

    Worse than the one when she was 6 and got a Teddy Ruxpin that gave her nightmares for a solid year.

    Worse than the one when she was 8 and she'd gotten an art farm instead of the puppy she'd been asking for.

    Worse than the one when she was 10 and her great aunt Ruth ran over the family cat her car (though, to be fair, Amy never had liked Snowball all that much)

    No, being stuck with Dan Egan was going to be infinitely worse than any of that.

    Wasn't it?

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    Lara's thoughts as she stands by the fire

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    How can you move on, when the person you loved the most refuses to let you go?

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    So, a friend of mine and I decided to do a smut trade. She wrote me some Thranduil/Boromir(Lord of the rings) because it's my crack and I wrote her some Jonah/Koko even though I know absolutely nothing about the series or characters. FUN TIMES JA?

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    He just wanted to sleep without screaming himself awake, without crying for people he never got to know. If that meant a few bullets and buckets of crimson staining his hands, well, it was back to the old grind. Sometimes things just happened. And hypocrisy was the sweetest temptation to turn it the opposite direction. You could only be as kind as the blade in your hand.

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    "And he was far more grateful than he could ever hope to express."

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    Everything that makes up the world's biggest extended family in 100 stories, based on 100 writing prompts found while surfing the Web. Genres will vary wildly, crack pairings and self-made fanon will abound, and updates may be sporadic, but I hope you'll all have fun reading this, as I intend to have writing it. Unless otherwise noted, none of these take place in the same universe and nothing past The Medusa Plot is canon. Moreover, as is usual for me, nothing found in the trading cards, the Black Book, or the website will ever be regarded as canon. All characters will be respected. Prompt ratings are unlikely to go past high PG13. Requests (for pairing, characters, etc.) will all be considered. Reviews and bookmarks will be met with gratitude.

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    Jonah can't sleep. Koko sleeps like the dead.

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    Rating: PG
    Pairing: none

    Summary: When Jonah found an old friend on the road, it brought back memories he had been trying for years to forget.

    Inspired totally by a drabble written by Live Journal user sightofland.

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