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    Cougar is familiar with the concept of First Meetings.

    This is not a First Meeting.

    But it is definitely Pooch’s fault.

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    11
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    1
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    "See, there was more than just eco-warfare to hurt the bad guys. There was eco-warfare to better the good guys." 

    Chosen to receive an experimental injection, Jake Jensen manages to screw up the whole program. Rejected by the rest of his fellow experiments, he finds his way to Col. Clay's unit and lives his life as something... other.

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    42/42
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    In a world where humans and drakes exist among a plethora of hybrid species, none stand out more than dragons. Jensen had been dreaming about dragons forever, but never really believed he’d ever even meet one in his lifetime. Which considering his choice of career, stood the chance of being shorter than expected.

    Of course, expecting the unexpected was for more than just the Spanish Inquisition. Or the Losers' rotten, no good, bad luck. Every single one of Jensen’s expectations were turned upside down when a botched mission landed the Losers with a pair of dragons in their midst, crazy megalomaniacs on their tails, and the threat of treason hanging over their heads.

    Then again that just sounded like a Wednesday.

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    1/1
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    6
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    65
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    20
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    Vignettes on the theme of games - Board games, card games, and word games, as well as the all-important meta-game. (Which is just a fancy way to say that Cougar cheats.)

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    2/2
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    1
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    33
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    76
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    13
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    878
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    Yet another Losers fanmix (plus bonus Cougar/Jensen ficlet).

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    1/1
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    1
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    9
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    31
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    4
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    “We are so sorry for your loss, ma’am,” the Staff Sargent says. “Is there someone home with you, or someone you can call?”

    "I... yes," Jolene says. "Yes, there is."

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    There's a garden in the backyard of her house, one Jolene often forgets exists. Pooch had bought the house because of the garden, thinking it would make her happy to grow and nurture something after she failed to grow their second child.

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    1/1
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    27
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    20
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    This is a story about how a boy with a laugh like a meadowlark finds himself a sniper in the east end of nowhere, listening to the enemy break the brush line behind him and thinking that this might be the end.

    And this is not a love story. But it could be.

    Series
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    1/1
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    17
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    43
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    11
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    545
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    Jensen makes like a cheese grater and Cougar is all of the Expendables in one sexy Mexican guy.

    Or, the one where Cougar is woefully patient while Jensen figures out just what is going on in that crazy, schizophrenic head of his.

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    22,235
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    9/11
    Comments:
    54
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    52
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    13
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    2072
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    Two years after the near miss at the Port of LA, still on Max's elusive trail, the Losers call in outside help in the form of four film industry professionals who happen to be Aisha's friends (yes, it turns out, Aisha actually does have friends).

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    38,079
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    17/17
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    1
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    9
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    8
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    4
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    789
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    A series of vignettes based on popular board game titles.

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    11/11
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    1
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    20
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    53
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    6
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    741
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    It's just Pooch's luck that he'd find the woman of his dreams at an illegal street race.

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    29
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    4
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    5
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    The year is 1527 when Clay looses both his ship and his captaincy to Max. OR: 'Terrible parental mortification transcends cultural boundaries.' - Coinin

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    31
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    109
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    15
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    Jolene and Jensen doing yoga should not be such a spectator sport.

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    1/1
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    9
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    2
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    1001
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    When Clay first met Corporal Jensen he knew the kid would eventually be granted a place in his small pack and would flourish there. What he hadn't known was that the kid would start a revolution and drag the rest of them along for the ride.

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    8/?
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    43
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    75
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    15
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    2388
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    Pooch has a little trouble adjusting to their change in circumstances.

    Series
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    1/1
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    1
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    71
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    The Loser's Bet was a fine ship with a fine crew. Alright, maybe she had more holes than a whore's stocking and a crew that were puzzling over the invitations to dine at His Majesty's Pleasure in a Navy brig a week on Thursday. Then Jensen tripped over an unconcious man and decided to keep him and somehow this led to re-Christening the boat Winner's Luck. Clay had no idea how; he was just the Captain

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    552
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    20
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    2
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    344
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    Jolene and Jackie get together for the afternoon to put together a care package for the boys.

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    2
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    20
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    3
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    534
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    It was just a game I liked to play. But that's not what this story is about. This story is about the day that I hacked the wrong person's computer. And that day was today.

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    113
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    It was almost like a dream come true. But there aren't happy endings for the Losers.

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    2,566
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    1/1
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    7
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    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    403

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