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    Saitama is just your average day baldy- pardon me. Your average day secretary. He works for a 32-year-old woman that is satan "himself" most of the time; but what happens when he, one day was to change his current secretary place to a whole new industry?

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    Not all secondary quirks are battle applicable. Or easy to explain.

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    Congressional Decree number 14.
    Witches and wizards are not to enter into relationships with the Nomaj population. Not in friendship or in romantic partnership.

    Congressional Decree number 18.
    To insure that no magic is conducted in the presents of a muggle within the city of chicago and its surrounding suburbs, displaying your wand in a designated zone is illegal.

    Congressional Decree number 27. 1935
    With the rise in population of wizard kind, wizards may be allowed to seek non magic related jobs within ‘red’ zones only.

    Congressional Decree number 42. 1951
    Given the continued increase of the wizarding population, wizarding kind of Chicago shall be moved to a safe location underground.

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    Coulson has to go out of town for a week. This will not end well.

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    Ginny wants to know Harry's opinion on Luna's earrings.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    Yuri's new apartment is next to possibly the hottest man he's ever laid eyes on. Problem is, this man wakes up before the asscrack of dawn and sleeps while he's trying to party. As much as Yuri wants in his pants, he also wants revenge for the trouble Otabek got him in. This is how World War III starts.

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    Artan knew what he saw. The man saw what all Nords saw. A tail. He saw a thief, a disaster waiting to happen, a murderer and a swindler. He saw a problem, sitting like a vulture on top of all his other problems, waiting for the other problems to crush him, so the vulture-problem could eat his liver. They all saw it. And it never became okay.

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    The knife slid in so fucking easy that it felt like heaven. Blood flooded across his hands, across his legs, and the expression on the mans face was so surprised that Artan could almost taste the burgeoning fear, fleeing with the last dregs of life. Isran was a bag of dicks, to be honest. Hard, bearded and no nonsense. Artan got sent on a mission straight off the bat. Said something along the lines of “You look competent. Go prove it.” And after that, well. It was a bloodbath, and not in the regular vampire-related way. There weren’t any desiccated corpses in this ruin; no fresh kills but Artan’s own. It was almost funny how much these things were feared, and how easy they were to hunt. These ones were full of pride, and apparently didn’t expect to have anyone opposing them. None of them expected that they could die.

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    Serena calls upon Sacha's Salami to save Valentine's Day.

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    where Chanyeol is a famous idol, and Baekhyun takes pictures.

    or,

    where Chanyeol is tol and soft, and Baekhyun is smol and sassy.

     

    (slow updates; short chapters)

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    There were rare days where Rey wish she had never left Jakku.

    This time last week, if Rey had been told she would be here, she would have laughed. The last thing she’d would have expected to be stuck on a deserted planet with no way to contact help with only Kylo Ren and their son for company.

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    After suffering an incredible loss, Rey has found herself trapped on an uninhabited planet with only Kylo and their son, forced to try and survive in the midst of a war that was tearing about the galaxy. With the Light and Dark warring so close within her family, even as her life begins to shift around her, Rey will have to endure the unendurable, face the unfacable, and to survive what should have destroyed her, all with Kylo Ren and Jonas Quorvin beside her.

    How the last of the Skywalkers will survive, no one knows.

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    Undertale AU Garbage. LOVE, love, smut, angst, edginess, and self reflection. A story about teamwork and friendship, with lots of puns, ships, and feels. Full of head-canons what might deviate from the original story and/or AU ideas.

    Worlds collide when shortcuts resonate. Will they be able to find their way home?

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    Loki and Valkyrie fight a magical crisis on many earths. Thor struggles with leadership, and the legacy of Asgard. Heimdall gets glasses.

    Updates every Wednesday!

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    Overwhelmed by the world, Locus enters a nunnery.

    ...Too bad he doesn’t know his Shakespeare.

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    "Come on Beka, do the thing." Yuri pleaded.

    The thing...

    "Yura," he started to protest, but Yuri cut him off.

    "But I need it, " he pouted, "please? Pretty please, Beka?"

    Yuri and Otabek are in their 20's, and have settled in St. Petersbourg, Victor and Yuuri live a few blocks away. These are just short stories about them living together. Lots of fun domestic stuff, but also some drama (cause who doesn't like Otayuri drama), and some steamier stuff eventually. Most of these are stand alones, but the fic does evolve in a way. All the characters age, grow and change as time goes on. There are longer stories that have more than one part, and characters sometimes hark back to things from previous chapters, but each story focuses on one subject, or event in Yuri and Otabek's life together.

    So enjoy, or don't this is all just for funsies. This is just my way to relax, and be creative at the same time.

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    Ryou starts his new job at ShadóRealm Inc. A paper company with a bad reputation in...almost everything. Inspired by The Office. U.S. version. Casteshipping, Puzzleshipping, Thiefshipping, Yami Marik x Ryou x Miho (does not exist), Ryou x Cake.

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    Valentine's Day is coming up, and Miyuki decides to test how far his asshole-ness is willing to go in order to give Eijun the perfect gift. Kuramochi, Haruichi, and Furuya decide to play along with his antics.

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    Suspense and terror with a little twist

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    Artemis is having a crappy Valentine's Day, and the actions of a certain acrobat and speedster couple are definitely not helping.

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    Shane and Ryan discuss what would happen if Shane actually saw a ghost.

    Oneshot/drabble

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    The tags say it all.

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