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    For obvious reasons, I picked up a tiny Loki action figure from Thor a couple years ago; in January 2014, I came across a tiny Thor to keep him company. I immediately took a couple stupid pictures of them and then I just...kept doing that, with increasingly elaborate captions and situations, because I really enjoy my stupid pictures and other people have been enjoying them too. I picked up a couple more Lokis and some other MCU action figures too, and sometimes completely unrelated action figures join in (I add tags as they become relevant). The first 60ish chapters are reposts of existing pictures; now that I've got all of those up, I'm just updating when I actually post new photos. Suggestions/ideas are always welcome!

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    Hunting demons, who’da thunk it? But fake FBI, a possessed parent and iron teapots will do that to a girl, and so that’s where I ended up. I’m not on the list of most wanted, by either friends or enemies, but I choose my own life whatever anyone says. I had to break a heart and leave home to do it, but honestly? I wouldn’t change it for anything.

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    An entire alternate multiverse of AC made of bad puns. And even worse puns.

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    You had always loved acting and music, and after managing to get a break on Broadway you found yourself on the set of an upcoming Marvel movie - playing a top secret and all new character who would debut in the movies before her first ever comic issue is released. Amazing right?

    So here are your adventures - alongside best friend Chris Evans, and meeting everyone else along the way...

    Because who could've guessed the Crazy Little Thing 'Bout Love?

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    This time on "I'm really bad at summaries but I will do my best."

    I present a story in which Karkat works at a restaurant where you're supposed to be rude to the customers. It's sort of the gimmick there. Normally he can handle what he's given at work and give it right back, but this just might be the straw that breaks the load. Little does our kitkat know that Dave can dish the shit better than anyone out there. Sarcastic adult boys will be sarcastic. I hope this will be as slow burning as I want it to be, but then again it probably won't.

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    All lonely 11 years old Remus Lupin want is a friend. But when he arrives at Slughorn's summer camp for teenage boys his world turns upside down since he finds himself sharing a cabin with three other boys; James Potter, Peter Pettigrew and Sirius Black.

    As the years pass by Remus finds himself birthing friendships, fighting bullies, but above all battling his own feelings which soon gets out of control.

    He struggles to keep his biggest secret, and he wonders how he could've fallen so deeply in love.

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    Roderigo being Roderigo...at Iago's and Emilia's wedding.

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    First, Kíli wonders why his brother would bother finding out what had upset Balin’s apprentice.

    Then he discovers it was his fault to begin with, whether he intended it or not.

    Time to set things to rights – only it's not all that simple. (And Gimli wants to help, but people tell him he's too little. He's not.)

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    Cassiopeia Black knows what she's getting into when an owl gives her an emerald-inked letter. She tucks her father's hair into a ponytail and cracks her knuckles and tells herself it doesn't matter what they think anyway, even if the way they all look at her hurts a little.

    George Weasley blinks a little at the girl's last name, but he mimics Black's spearmint and knife flash smirk at his twin, and Fred nods back. Mum and Dad had invited Black's mother over for tea once or twice, and they had rather liked her smirk too, though Black's mother has a smirk more closer to rock 'n' roll and lemon juice. That's that, for the most part.

    Cedric Diggory didn't learn her last name at first, he learnt her slight, shy smile for when she was nervous and what a Walkman was, and that was more important than a last name.

    Adrian Pucey thinks her a little bit of a riddle, but he's no Ravenclaw, and he won't go searching too far for answers. Luckily for him, Cassiopeia Black wonders about him too. Him and his blue blooded, slender hands that are so deft at chopping up potions ingredients.

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    Thor was worried, he was internally freaking out. Odin came up to him that morning and just dropped the news on him. Loki was returning home, Thor hadn't seen or even heard from Loki since he was six. Odin had sent Loki away to boarding school in Sweden in hopes to teach him some discipline. It was like Loki had just suddenly been erased from the family, no one spoke of him and then they moved house. Now there was no trace of him, no photos on the walls, his room was empty and there were no memories of the two of them playing together in the halls.
    So when Odin nonchalantly mentioned that Loki was coming home as if he was talking about him returning from a friends house, Thor didn't know how to think or even what to do.
    Thor didn't even know what Loki looked like anymore let alone who he was anymore. What if Loki didn't like him anymore? what if it wasn't Loki at all?

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    Namjoon is a police officer. At the okay age of 25, he had being doing field work for over 5 years. This meant he arrested the biggest baddest guys, and had hard ass scars to prove it. Despite his lack of sex life, he was doing okay. But let's be honest, he needs a partner in crime.

    Taehyung is a cute collage student. The adorable 19 year old absolutely loves pastries ( especially doughnuts) and anything warm and fluffy. Although his innocent personality and visuals say so otherwise, he is so dirty it's a legit sin.

    They somehow meet each other.
    Yeh.
    They 'met' each other.

    And Namjoon somehow falls for Taehyung's irresistible charm.

     I mean, how can someone look so innocent saying the dirtiest of things?

     However the ever present age gap defines Namjoon's views on the relationship, leading it to almost crash and fail.

     

     

    Or that one VMON police Au you didn't know you needed.

     

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    When Tony Stark shows up at his Aunt's apartment, Peter Parker knew he was doomed. Now, Peter has to web up and go to Paris to investigate the Miraculous Ladybug and Chat Noir on behalf of S.H.I.E.L.D. But is the Amazing Spider-man in way over his head?

    Basically the crossover you didn't know you needed, packed to the brim with puns and angst

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    It's usually Phil that takes the blame when accidents happen around the Howlter flat. He's clumsy and he'll take responsibility for it. But SERIOUSLY- is there any need for Dan to get so angry about it when Phil only wanted to help?

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    “Steve… you’ve got tent pants.” Steve furrows his eyebrows and chances a look at Bucky’s crotch before he looks back at his face.

    “So do you, jerk.”

    “Why don’t you just take care of it?”

    “I’m… kinda used to it goin’ away. Or not having to take care of it myself.”

    “We could… take care of it together, y’know…” Bucky suggests with a quirk of his eyebrow.

    “Or I could just go to the shower and take care of it myself,” Steve suggests instead, but he makes no move to make good on his words.

    “Or we could just kill two birds with one stone. Or two boners with a few faps, to be more precise.”

    It makes Steve laugh. He turns his head towards Bucky, his smile slowly fading. Bucky watches him intently for any reaction.



    Or: Steve fucked a guy that looks a lot like Bucky. Things happen that cause Steve and Bucky to grow apart, which is wearing off on both of them. Steve wants to carve out a new life for himself and Bucky has to deal with it and also with the fact that Steve finds himself a super hot boyfriend at the most inopportune time.

    Ensue a lot of angst, unholy amount of pining and not entirely failed attempts at seduction.

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    The one where Steve introduces Wade to the Avengers.

    (Or: In which Wade and Tony get along way too well, Steve has the most pathetic crush on Bucky, Natasha and Clint aren't great matchmakers but get an A for effort, Bruce and Thor think romance is overrated, and there's a hypocritical swear jar.)

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    Craig Tucker has a crush on his best friend Tweek Tweak. His best friend Danielle wants to help get the two boys together.

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    When a prank on Ezra leads to Vin and him playing chase all over the rooftops of Four Corners, the two wind up in it deep with a very angry preacher.

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    Look, if he could change one thing about his partner in Sithiness, it would be her sense of humor.

    You know what he would change?

    Nassath would get her one. A real, live, functioning sense of humor. That would be great, thanks.

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    Overwatch One-Shot requests that I take on tumblr, parings in the chapter title and warnings in the chapter notes

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