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    Cullen's desk had developed a bit of a wobble. He kept meaning to try to figure out what was causing it, but other things kept demanding his attention and he hadn't gotten around to it yet. And then one evening, the Inquisitor helps him solve the problem, in a rather indirect manner.

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    Dick Grayson just got the most annoying neighbor in the existence of the universe. He’s loud, rude, smells tantalizingly like watermelon, and a hot ginger. Why didn't anything ever go his way?

    Wally West just moved into a new apartment to realize he probably got stuck with the most uptight and rude neighbor ever. Unfortunately, he was also had a very attractive butt, not that he was looking or anything!

    Things would be fine for the both of them if they just didn't have to interact on a daily basis, but apparently life sucks and that’s just the way things are.

    (Also posted on DeviantArt and FanFiction.net under our same names)

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    For obvious reasons, I picked up a tiny Loki action figure from Thor a couple years ago; in January 2014, I came across a tiny Thor to keep him company. I immediately took a couple stupid pictures of them and then I just...kept doing that, with increasingly elaborate captions and situations, because I really enjoy my stupid pictures and other people have been enjoying them too. I picked up a couple more Lokis and some other MCU action figures too, and sometimes completely unrelated action figures join in (I add tags as they become relevant). The first 60ish chapters are reposts of existing pictures; now that I've got all of those up, I'm just updating when I actually post new photos. Suggestions/ideas are always welcome!

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    Flark.

    There were two of them.

    Well, OK, this wasn’t that bad, actually. There was probably a totally reasonable explanation that (hopefully) didn’t involve clones, skrulls, or life model decoys.

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    After the Orcs retreat, Sigrid finds herself named Lady of Dale, eldest daughter of the King Lord Bard. In just one day her responsibilities have grown from two siblings to an entire city of incredibly vulnerable, newly homeless people. Fili is pleasantly surprised to find that he, his brother, and his uncle all survived the Battle of the Five Armies and are able to return to the Lonely Mountain with the rest of the Dwarves. Yet as neighboring Dale rebuilds alongside Erebor, Thorin’s diplomacy (or lack thereof) leaves Fili disappointed and frustrated.

    They keep bumping into each other, by coincidence at first, and sibling encouragement eventually. Can they afford to let their affection for each other grow when there is so much work to do? It’s not easy building two new kingdoms at once. But then, the course of love never did run smooth.

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    Blaster has a date with Jazz on his day off, but he wakes up with sensory net glitches. Or are they glitches?

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    A very tall, very cute customer called Chanyeol comes into Baekhyun's specialty cake shop to order an erotic cake - and is visibly embarrassed about doing so, which Baekhyun finds completely adorable (and subsequently exploits for his entertainment).

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    Instead of going to die in The Deathly Hallows like everyone expected her to, Shea Potter makes arrangements to go back in time to live the life she always deserved, with the soulmate she was denied having, effectively changing the timeline. Darkness has always been known to linger in her life though, and now it is threatening to consume her whole or destroy everything that she loves. It awakens the sleeping, deadly monster within her that the world would have never been quite ready to meet in the process. Let the games begin. Ravenclaw!Powerful!DarkGray!FemPotter!

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    Lord Voldemort has decided to shack up with Harry, converting his cell into chambers. Having a wild party in the the night before the place is trashed. Smutty sex is always to be had during times like these.

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    The prank war between Spencer and Derek was fun, but neither really want it to continue. Will they have the courage to face what they really want? Or will a misunderstanding tear apart what they already have?

    A/N: Spoilers for Season 7, Episode 4: "Painless"

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    Sasuke's had his fair share of people claiming to be having his child but he'd never dated any of them before and they had all been decidedly female. Still, Naruto's quite convinced that he IS pregnant and logic isn't about to convince him otherwise...

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    Kakashi is mildly disturbed to see Naruto sporting fox ears and a fox tail and even more disturbed to learn that they were apparently gifts from his new friend: the demon imprisoned inside of him. Is this Therapy Jutsu at work or something else entirely?

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    Three years ago, Stiles left Beacon Hills looking for answers to the magical clusterfuck he'd become. Now he's returnes to find that the Alpha has changed his best friend is a ranking pack member, Jackson is an emotionally screwed faerie, but beyond that Beacon Hills hasn't changed a bit.

    Lenara says it's because it was waiting for the last peice on the board. And eventhough she's a bit of a pervy gmilf, she's always right. But it can't ever be as simple as that because Stiles has been hiding behind masks for so long, he isn't sure who he is any longer.

    Between Counsel designs, forgotten memories, the unstable barrier, magical carastrophes, and residual insecurities, Stiles, Derek, and the Beacon Pack must come into themselves, their place in Beacon Hills and trust each other if they want to make it out alive.

    Curtains back, masks on...Let the show begin.

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    Collection of drabbles/prompts from my Tumblr that are too short to stand alone.

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    The Enchantress, queen of the Fairy Realm, has decided that Harry Potter has earned a fairy godparent. Only she's a bit odd, lazy, and perverted. But she also has his best interests in mind. Harry doesn't know how to react to being able to wish for nearly anything he wants. Varix brings out his inner Slytherin which attracts some Slytherin attention!

    Starts in the Chamber of Secrets, but drastically changes even with staying near the story line. Harry delving into his Slytherin side. :)

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    Lydia is an emotional wreck after the exorcism of Barbara and Adam. She doesn't know what to do with herself, let alone with the twisted soul of Betelgeuse, which she now owns.

    Maybe the danger has passed, but Lydia is nowhere near the road to recovery.

    The clock is counting down to the day that Betelgeuse and Lydia will celebrate as friends the messed up day that they met.

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    You're Hawkeye's little sister, a super class agent like him and Black Widow
    After the battle against Ultron, Clint leaves the Avengers to live with his Family .
    So Fury want's you to join the Avengers .
    But when you join them your whole world changes...

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    A bunch of random, mostly unrelated one shots. Includes White Collar, Sherlock, Whitechapel, Supernatural, The Avengers and many more. Taking requests.

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    Soulmate AU in which most people know their soulmates' names since the first word a person says is the name of the true love.
    Of course, there are some unlucky people who don't know the name for different reasons.
    Kurt Hummel is one of these people and is in a relationship with Blaine Anderson, who doesn't know so either.

    One day, Puck and Sebastian get the mission to murder Blaine whose father is the boss of the adversarial criminal group, but they meet Kurt instead. Although they know that they should kill the witness, they can't. They feel way too connected to the stranger and decide to kidnap him instead, not knowing how all of their lives would change for good.

    Note: We actually made a playlist to this fic with songs we think fit the story and characters: playlist

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