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    Ignis was limping. Prompto was concerned. Noctis was curious. And Gladio was looking altogether too happy with himself.

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    Clarke Griffin is a 26 year old artist and art teacher, whom she believes that her life would end as a fairy tale. Marrying the person she loves, starting a family with the love of her life and ride away into the sunset. But only problem is, she's single. And her parents want her to get married for they weren't getting any younger. So Clarke decided to lie to her parents, stating that she does have a fiancé in order to avoid having to be married off to one of her parent's business partners. Now, she has to return to her home for the summer, which happens to be her parents Anniversary during her stay, and she has no fiancé. Desperate, Clarke finds herself making a deal with a certain brunette, who just happens to be at a little café and get's hired to be her fake fiancé. But little does Clarke know, that this mysterious brunette will be the happy ending to her fairy tale life. Or will it be just a fake fairy tale as well with the one secret that this mysterious brunette keeps locked away in her heart? Catch these two lovebirds get on each other's nerves as they discover what it means to live a fairytale in the world of reality.

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    AU in which Will was sperm donor for Margot and Alana, and has joint custody of their daughter Abigail. Abigail is adorable, the mommy's think daddy needs to get laid, Will is as sassy and grumpy as you'd expect.

     

     

     

    From the below HannigramPrompt prompt on tumblr -

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    In which Natasha who has a competitive streak, competes with Steve to prove who can celebrate Christmas best. Takes place after Steve get defrosted and is adjusting to his new lifestyle. Results in Natasha proving she's the best when it comes to prank wars and generally being a little shit but completely deadpan about it.

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    "Every being has their own soulmate...the universe is never wrong when it comes to soulmates because the universe always picks two beings who would be brought together no matter what happens."

    Frisk Dreemurr was the eighth human who fell down into the Underground but she was also the one who first freed the monsters, after countless times of RESETS. She had cared for every single monster in the Underground, including Asriel, Chara, and the other six human mages whom she freed.

    Eight years passed and she is now a seventeen year old woman. During those eight years, Asgore had spent that time to fix issues on the surface, while Toriel took care of Frisk. But Frisk's feelings never disappeared for a certain monster who secretly liked her as well. That monster was no other than Sans the skeleton—her soulmate. What Frisk didn't know was that Sans had admired Frisk for a long time since they were kids.

    But what would happen to their friendship if they actually confess their love to one another? Would the past bring them closer? Or would it tear them apart in the present?

     

    Prequel: Thinking Of You

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    Follow the (mis)adventures of Diana, a crazy, lazy, coin- and ale-driven Imperial with questionable morals and a flare for the stupid, who is still coming to grips with this whole 'Dragonborn' business. Enter Bishop, private and broody feller who seems determined to stick around and watch the whole thing go down in flames. The two are both young, inexperienced, immature, but still have that wildfire in their eyes. How long before they fly too close to the sun?

    This is a Fan Fiction based on the Skyrim Romance Mod. I have taken a bit of a different angle on the characters and stuffed as many bad jokes in there as I could. Knowledge of the mod is not necessary for the story.

    Warning: Lots of swearing, dick jokes, violence, hot naked people, and awkward boners. But that's why we read this stuff, isn't it?

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    Tom is 17 and still a virgin. Well, it's not easy to meet girls at an all-boys boarding school. Luckily it's the summer holidays. Where he has an interesting encounter with his sister's best friend, Marie. There is only one problem...

    After playing a prank with his friends, he meets another woman, Claire. At first she's only interested in him taking care of her garden until another prank...
    Then she makes a suggestion to him that will change his life.

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    Asling the Bosmer thought she was just another thief, but an unwilling trip across the border into Skyrim changed that outlook fast. Who will save the lands from dragons when the Dragonborn is practically useless as a warrior?
    Not the hero they wanted, needed, or even deserved.

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    A bonus chapter for my fic, A Wrench in the Machine.

    You don't need to have read aWitM to read this.

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    This is really just a young, slightly evil hacker!Tony utterly screwing with the Avengers by revealing that Bucky Barnes is in Hydra's custody in a very asshole-y way.

    AKA, "Rejected Scene Idea: The Horrible Name Joke."

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    Two days after Humans Who Read Altean --

    In the time since the last mission, it seems that Lance has taken a blow to his ego, Hunk has made a major discovery, Pidge has collected more data, and Keith is just now hearing about any of this.

    Coran and Allura learn something new about humans, and Shiro, yet again, manages not to facepalm.

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    Bitty never imagined he'd be pouring out secrets to Kent Parson, but here he is: curled up on the couch like it's housing his confessional, caught up in that strange late-night energy that makes honesty feel almost easy.

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    The formative years of Zach Olsen, a slacker plagued by mommy issues and an inability to keep away from his friends' sisters.

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    Phil turned over his tablet. “Look at this.”

     
    “I’m amazing, I’m incredible-” Iron Man said on screen. “Bow down before the Iron Man!”

    Three people immediately do so, mockingly. “All hail the Iron Dick,” The Black Widow said.

    “My dick is pure gold, excuse you. All of you would jump at the chance to get some of this,” Iron Man gestures to his crotch with both hands.

     
    “I’ve been reviewing stuff like this for months,” Phil said. “I’m so tired of dick jokes.”

    Fury laughed at him.

     

    Or- A bunch of teenagers decided to form a vigilante team and destroy the corrupt while making bad dick jokes and being the assholes they were meant to be.

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    Phichit pranks everyone whole livestreaming. 'Nuff said.

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    This is the Hogwarts AU that I really wanted and so I decided I would do it myself...I would like to call this Hogtron. Your welcome. On a side note, I'm bad at summaries and its was to long for AO3 so the first chapter is the summary. Woo!

    What to Expect:

    Klance (They are rivals and then they lowkey pin) and Other Ships (Hunk/Shay and very Minor Allura/Shiro),
    Light Angst,
    Quidditch and Other Magical Harry Potter Do-Dats,
    Humor and Giggles,
    Zarkon and Galra Plot,
    LOTS OF BONDING MOMENTS,
    Maybe Klance/Other Bonus Chapters if you wish,
    And lastly you can ask me any questions if your confused/curious.

    Comments are welcome please!! Btw...I'm in House Slytherin ;)

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    New city. New job...Not the one she wanted. Not everything she thought her life would be now. Then she meets him.

    Work in Progress.

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    Nice fumble there, Kise. Now the internet is kind of exploding.

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    After 'The Outcast Incident’ of 2279, The Lone Wanderer disappears. Some people believe he died, some think he went on to ‘fight the good fight’ somewhere else, others still, wonder if The Lone Wanderer ever existed at all. Like most things, the truth is somewhere in between.

    When Deacon arrives in the Commonwealth in 2282, he firmly believes he's given up his mantle of 'The Lone Wanderer' and wants nothing to do with his old life. He's content to lend his aid to The Railroad and through them, the people of the 'Wealth. However, as the years draw closer and closer to that fateful 2287 and the turmoil of the Commonwealth becomes impossible to avoid, Deacon will reluctantly realize that The Lone Wanderer isn't a piece of himself that he can shove in a box and ignore.

    It's who he is; above all else.

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    "...Why, my dear husband...I am glad to think that in your eyes, I am a woman of more beauty than a goddess. But I pray tell, which goddess might you mean? Lovely Aphrodite?" Emilia flashed a coy smile into the looking glass and silently praised herself, in pleasurable guilt, for the alluring tones she had managed to achieve in her voice. "Ay, you flatter me much."

    The story of Othello and Desdemona is one of passion burning too strong-- of idle thoughts twisting into suspicions wild and imaginations raging with jealousy and fervent desire to be taken at one's chaste word. The story of Emilia and Iago is a quieter tale, of sinister machinations and a shared madness that sinks its thorny claws in deep and drags hapless souls together into a mire that is either love, or insanity, or hatred...or everything of nothing first created.

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    Harry has a plan

     

    ****This isn't a bdsm story, this isn't going to become one either******

    This story will have Severus in the role of a slave, but all is not always what it seems.

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