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    Phil turned over his tablet. “Look at this.”

     
    “I’m amazing, I’m incredible-” Iron Man said on screen. “Bow down before the Iron Man!”

    Three people immediately do so, mockingly. “All hail the Iron Dick,” The Black Widow said.

    “My dick is pure gold, excuse you. All of you would jump at the chance to get some of this,” Iron Man gestures to his crotch with both hands.

     
    “I’ve been reviewing stuff like this for months,” Phil said. “I’m so tired of dick jokes.”

    Fury laughed at him.

     

    Or- A bunch of teenagers decided to form a vigilante team and destroy the corrupt while making bad dick jokes and being the assholes they were meant to be.
     
    On hiatus for massive renovations plus the development of a really long prequel! Sorry! Not abandoned though!

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    When an overworked parcel service employers begs Jyn Erso to accept a shipment for her neighbour, she is not too happy. As is turns out, the parcel contains quite an unusual cargo: sex toys.

    So it seems at least a laugh at another person’s expense is in for her as she delivers the shipment to her neighbor across the hall later that day.

    Of course, he claims to have no idea what it is and after a few seconds, Jyn has to admit she did not picture a bearded Mexican man with brown eyes when she read the name “Orson Krennic” on the delivery address…

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    An entire alternate multiverse of AC made of bad puns. And even worse puns.

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    Arslan is dismayed after hearing his parents won't be home for his birthday. The turtles find out, and plan to throw their friend an awesome birthday party!

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    Sirius had never expected to be in Gryffindor. Sirius had never expected to have such interesting friends. Sirius didn't know that he had never known what a family felt like. And he never expected to like Muggle music. The Marauders become a family, and a chaotic one at that. The first year of the Marauders' Era of Hogwarts.

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    All lonely 11 years old Remus Lupin want is a friend. But when he arrives at Slughorn's summer camp for teenage boys his world turns upside down since he finds himself sharing a cabin with three other boys; James Potter, Peter Pettigrew and Sirius Black.

    As the years pass by Remus finds himself birthing friendships, fighting bullies, but above all battling his own feelings which soon gets out of control.

    He struggles to keep his biggest secret, and he wonders how he could've fallen so deeply in love.

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    Its Fifth Year, and all Harry wants is a normal school year. It’s all anybody wants at this point. But with Umbridge running around, and a dark lord on the rise, it can be hard to achieve. The Sorting Hat has told them that now, more than ever, they need to work together. Can Harry and Draco help jumpstart the process? Between Quidditch games and trying to take down Umbridge, how is Harry going to work in a love life and still make time for best friends Ron and Hermione?

    Or the one where Draco needs help, and as much as he hates to admit it, Harry needs him just as him as Draco does.

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    Elizabeth was raised up and saw the world war three and lived till she was eighty, all alone. Now she is reborn. Will she ever accept the fact she is an elf now and has magic. Will she long for her past or seek for a new chance?
    Will Solas stop being such a old man? Will Isabela ever stop flirting? Will my inquisitor win the fight to win Solas? Will Elizabeth actually have a happy ending?

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    Sam’s destiny, Yellow Eyes, Gordon, and all their other problems all come to a head during s2e10, and Sam and Dean decide they need a goddamn break. Dean tries to poke and prod Sam all better, while Sam’s just trying to give them some hard-earned peace.
    They can both be so dumb about each other.

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    Mamy rok 2018. Harry jest już szczęśliwym 38-latkiem, posiadającym piękną żonę i trójkę wspaniałych dzieci. Jednak jak to w jego życiu bywa, taka sielanka nie może trwać zbyt długo. By było jeszcze ciekawiej, Harry ląduje w roku 1976. Musi stawić czoła Huncwotom, przyszłym Śmerciożercom, Severus'owi Snape'owi, a to wszystko w wątłym ciele 15-latka.

    Aha. Czy wspominałam, że wraz z nim trafia tam Draco Malfoy?

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    Yaoi! While Ace is on a mission, strange things is happening around the ship. Half built nests are found here and there all over the ship, and what the hell is up with Marco? Male pregnancy! Pregnant Marco! Fluff! Family bounding! MarcoxAce Warnings: Swearing, violence, Angst, Hurt, comfort. I do not own one piece!

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    In which Commander Cullen Rutherford discover that the proclaimed Herald of Andraste is easily amused, and has a juvenile sense of humor.

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    For every world that exist thousands of possibilities of little changes that can create a new one in its place . It's a scary thought that can keep me up at night. Since in my nightmares, I can see those possibilities. That for every dark story theirs a brighter ending to be made is what keeps me going. That as long you are determined and willing move forward you are sure to make it out of any situation and everything life has thrown at you .

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    Castle really should have learned his lesson about giving press interviews by now. They always end with him trying to hide from Beckett.

    (Pre-Relationship Episodes)

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    Rebecca “Dash” Myers is one member of the Task Force that has truly earned her place on the team. Tom “Shade” Williams is the new ‘recruit’ that has some reservations of having a female shooter in such a high risk job. Both of them have strong feelings on the matter. With tensions rising between the two stubborn operators, will their disagreements mean the end of their careers or will a newfound respect be forged from the flames?

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    No Angst in November! A collaborative effort to bring you Overwatch fics all month long! Shorts ranging from a few hundred words to many thousand, by numerous different authors, the only rule being: No Angst! (First chapter's a table of contents if you're looking for particular ships/plots/authors etc.)

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    Having tried to retire from whatever her semi-reluctant consulting was actually referred to, Holly finds it is difficult to get left alone.
    After her last big project she just wants to go back to the life she should have had at Queen Mary's.
    Trying to balance work, consulting and Uni was never supposed to be a reality for her.
    Yet something new always is sitting around the corner to entice her back.
    But the harder she pulls aways, the more she keeps getting dragged back.

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    Voldemort's stray soul found its' way into Hogwarts grounds and possessed a magical snake, one strong enough to give him the sanity he needed to survive. While hunting, he caught on a unique smell and found Harry Potter, sprawled on the ground, with an unnaturally high body heat...

    Xx

    Just a warning, this takes place in his second year, so... And there'll be lots of smut and possible plot, but idk~

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    The Pokénav has a text messaging feature, integrated in the buzznav function. Few do know that, but those who do, make use of it, all the time. Sometimes with hilarious, or strange results.

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    A groupchat that was made in junior year has survived through high school and up to college.

    It's freshman year, and the "squipsquad" is going to tackle it this time.

    Maybe.

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    29/?
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