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Two mini stories written for the prompt: While shopping, character A gets distracted and loses track of where B is. Unfortunately, they were also teetering between headspaces, and now they're little and lost.
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- Part 48 of Life Itself
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Upon returning home from the aquarium, John and Mary decide to amicably divorce. This proves to be challenging, however, when their mutual friend Sherlock begins to go off the rails. It certainly doesn't help that John's holding grudges and Mary's playing with fire (aka the reigniting of the spark between Sherlock and John) and no one's ever really quite sure what Sherlock's up to. But that's always been the problem, hasn't it?
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"Dearest brother mine, would you care to explain why the hell -" he began to grind out, "you have caused mass hysteria among the public from a completely fictitious story about how the extremely harmless element caesium-137 is being used as a dangerous atomic bomb by the Russians to attack Britain?"
Sherlock is bored, burns John's jumper as an experiment, causes mass hysteria among public, and Mycroft is not very happy.
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Here Be Dragons by StitchedUpByAPostie (orphan_account)
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), The Hobbit - All Media Types
31 Dec 2021
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In a hole in the ground there lived a Hobbit, and an Elf for that matter. Well, when they weren't too busy solving crimes and running about Middle Earth in pursuit of petty criminals and adventure.
One beautiful morning in the Shire, Gandalf turns up outside John Watson's Hobbit hole with a proposal. He's looking for someone to share in an adventure. Pity it's not going to go the way he thinks.
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Sherlock gets hurt by glass and John patches him up. Little did they know this would lead to something more than that.
Day 1 of ficmas:’)
(a series of johnlock fics i will write everyday till Christmas)
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- Part 1 of Sherlock ficmas 2021:))
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Sodium Pentothal and All it Entails by Mudada44
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
02 Aug 2021
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Sherlock creates his own version of truth serum and decides to try it out on himself. John calls their friends over to witness the fiasco. Chaos ensues.
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John, not your normal bloke by Carethiel
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms
02 Aug 2021
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John was pissed. Sherlock went and made a stupid plan to kill himself so that he could save everyone else and John had let it happend. He had been distracted and noticed the scheme when it was to late. Now he had to save his idiot boyfriend without anybody knowing it, which would just make his job even harder.
Making his was to Europe in order to have the stupid boyfriends back John has his work cut out for him. There will be guns, knives, a bomb or two and many other ways Sherlock can and probably will get hurt. John is not going to let that happend if he can help it.
Mary and John will not last in my work, they will be a means to an end.
The rape tag is necessary, but it will not be anything graphic and the parts that might be a trigger will be marked and can be skipped. -
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John braucht eine Auszeit von Sherlock und sucht sich donnerstags ein neues Hobby- die Entlastungsschwimmgruppe `wet dolphins´. Dank seiner Kriegsverletzung darf er teilnehmen. Der einzige andere in seinem Alter ist ein sympathischer Mann namens Jim. Zusammen überstehen sie die Schwimmstunden, an denen eigentlich nur Rentner teilnehmen.
Sie verstehen sich immer besser und als Jim anfängt im gleichen Krankenhaus, wie John zu arbeiten, sind sie schon fast Freunde.
Doch einige Dinge an Jim sind ungewöhnlich: Seine Totenkopfbadehose, seine Schulterverletzung und sein überaus großes Interesse an Sherlock Holmes.Die Geschichte begleitet John einige Wochen bei seinem Schwimmunterricht bis zur letzten Folge der ersten Staffel `The great game´.
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- Deutsch
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A Christmas to remember for 221B
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What happened that one year when John and Sherlock decided to out horrify each other one ugly holiday jumper at a time.
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Sherlock discovers the fandom by sherlock221Bismymuse for eloquated
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
27 Nov 2020
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Sherlock is bored. So he does what any bored person does. He googles himself.
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I just felt like writing a fluff piece so this is what I came up with. It's just Sherlock being Sherlock and then John being done and then Sherlock being adorable.
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“Sherlock?” John blinked, eyebrows meeting in the middle and the hand around Sherlock's throat squeezing just a tiny fraction more. He was unsure whether to strangle the detective further or let go. “What the fucking hell are you doing in my room?”
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Sherlock Story WIPS by BindiTheSkunk
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), Sherlock Holmes & Related Fandoms, Elementary (TV)
23 Jul 2020
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random oneshots of stories I have planned for the future
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- Part 2 of WIP ideas and Chapters
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The rumblings of Jim Moriarty have led one particular freelance hacker to take notice of Sherlock Holmes. His curiosity accidentally leads him to cause a domino effect, and brings together two people who otherwise may not have met.
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There is something that humans don't understand and have been wondering about for thousands of years, asking questions that go unanswered.
What is it? It's birthmarks. Everyone has a birthmark.
They are not your average birthmark. They always start out black but change into these beautiful, multicolored shapes on our skin. They are handprints, fingerprints, odd-looking shapes, impressions of lips, almost like lipstick marks.
Some unfortunate soul has a black hand-print on their cheek. They are black spots on your knuckles as if you've punched someone who wore black ink on their face and now you can't get it off of you.But they've been there since birth. We still don't understand the hows of it, or really the exact why of it. They change color when you touch someone, or when someone touches you in the same exact way that the mark appears, swiftly fading from black to a multitude of colors, like a rainbow with every gradient of every beautiful color. But it's not just any person that changes your mark to that beautiful bright mark.
It's your soulmate, your Significant Other. Everyone has a mark.
Everyone except me.
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- Part 1 of Sherlock Stories
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"There is nothing more deceptive than an obvious fact."
Sherlock Holmes, The Boscombe Valley Mystery
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When John Watson Just Should Have Been Silent by LadyGlinda for SlytherinsDragon
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
23 Dec 2019
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John has realised he loves Sherlock and he knows they belong together. When he confronts Sherlock, things turn out a bit differently than he thought.
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Paul lives in a cleansed household, with a father who’s overprotective and bound to keep his son’s in a safe and clean environment. Once Paul goes off to school, his life starts changing and he becomes introduced to new things, coming to terms that not everything is as dangerous as his father makes it.
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What did he want? What did the genius, arrogant, arse of a detective want for Christmas?
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- Part 12 of Christmas Prompts
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Sherlock however, did not seem happy. He was pointing and gesturing, eyes wide as John stepped forward, brow creased in worry, and lips parted. It occurred to him, as he took another step, that Sherlock was trying to warn him about something, but already John was shifting his footing, unable to do much about the obvious error as he slipped on an unseen circle of ice, skidding with a heart-stopping lurch, before both of his feet went out from under him. He fell dramatically onto his bottom and back, gasping as the wind was knocked from his chest.
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- Part 9 of Christmas Prompts