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    For a moment Jack thinks she’s going to pretend she doesn’t know what he’s talking about. Like it hasn’t been completely obvious all afternoon.

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    "The thing is, John, I kind of… don't like cops."

    "Newsflash, braintrust," John drawls. "You're livin' with one."

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    They say it all comes out in the wash.

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    The Guardians find someone a new prospect for the Green Lantern Corps: John McClane

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    "Do you ever talk into your watch?"

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    "I just don't think the kitchen is the place to be talking about dicks, all right?"

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    Everything is less disturbing when people are shooting at you. (Jack comes home with John.)

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    The super's been promising to stop by ever since Day Two of SwelterFest, and they're currently on Day Seven. Of New York's most intense heat wave since, oh, ever.

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    Sexy, adorable fluff between our favorite detective and hacker. After 'Live Free or Die Hard.'

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    He's leaning on the counter in the bathroom, staring at himself in the mirror and repeating positive affirmations like some kind of small, dark, slightly less effeminate Stuart Smalley when the bomb goes off.

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    In the rubble of Diagon Alley, Auror John McClane finds a kid named Matt shivering over the dead body of the Dark Lord.

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    Matt had only moved to New York because Thomas hated the city.

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    The Avengers host a Valentine's party for the Trouble Magnet/Defenders group.

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    6
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    After Good Day to Die Hard John Jack and Lucy head back to John's place. There's some news that John never got around to telling Jack.

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    The newest member of the New York PD has some misconceptions and the department sets him straight. Or rather, gay.

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    Days in the lives of John McClane and Matthew Farrell: their ups and downs and everything in-between.

    Each chapter is its own complete snippet.

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    6/?
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    John and Matt watch the Super Bowl
    (Oh, and Matt gets hypothermia)

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    John has a stalker.

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    Remember when we first met John McClane? This is some time later.

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    3
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    4
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    117

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