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    He should be on top of the world, standing drinks down at Harley's and fighting off babes that want to get with the 'hacker hero' of 2007. Instead, he's fucking up code that he should be able to write in his sleep – and really, when the goddamn IT guy at the local cable company starts reaming you out for your shoddy coding, you should just turn in your geek badge and get it over with.

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    Lucy lifts a brow. "You're not the only one who can run a simple hack, Farrell. And by the way, 'slacker_hacker'? Lame name, dude."

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    Matt doesn't intend to snoop on John's computer.

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    His focus should not be on how much the sight of John McClane makes him really, really wish he could take off his pants. And John's pants. And do things that he really shouldn't be thinking about unless he's alone in the spare room with the lights off.

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    John is incredibly hurt by something Matt's done and that makes Matt feel so guilty he begs for a punishment spanking. Reluctantly John agrees.

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    When John suggests a vacation, Matt jumps on it. He pictures white sands, hot sun. The infinite possibilities involving suntan oil. He just somehow forgets about that whole fear of flying thing.

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    "You really never do shut up," John marvels.

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    For the past twenty-three and a half years, Matt Farrell has been hiding what he is from everyone he knows, save the odd friend or two. Discovering, at the tender age of thirteen, that he was gay wouldn’t have been so upsetting if he didn’t already have to deal with being a low-ranking werewolf as well. But just as Matt resigned himself to a life of solitude, bigger-than-life John McClane blows into his life, and after that, nothing is the same, not even Matt.

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    When John gets a new cell phone, he considers Matt his personal tech support.

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    In his day kids at least had something worthwhile to protest, like the goddamn war.

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    “Christ,” John gasped, blinking. Even with his eyes open, he was still seeing stars. “The hell’d you learn to do that? Thought you were supposed to be some kind of geeky shut-in.”

     

    - 300 celebratory words for 100 awesome sexy_righters

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    The first time he sees them, John thinks, Matt would look good in—and then cuts off that train of thought feeling just a little sick with guilt.

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    Sometimes, sex with Matt pushes all of John boundaries, but sometimes it doesn't. Either way, it's everything John could ever want.

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    The kid is just so... damn... bendy.

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    There's lube dripping off the bedside table from where the industrial-sized bottle—and who even knew they came that big—tipped over earlier in the evening. It's all over the sheets, splattered and drying in streaks on Matt's skin, and it's making an indecent squelching sound as John works a forth finger into him, fucking him languidly, like they have no other responsibilities than this.

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    The firesale is six months in the past and Matt is trying desperately to get over the enormous man-crush he has on John McClane. That is until he gets a phone message from the source of his torment.

    A series of linked snippets 900 -2000 words progressing from UST to established relationship to kidfic.

    Each chapter written for a different prompt in the Sexy_Right Quotes and Quips challenge 2012.

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    John takes a vacation and bonds with a stranger.

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    John and Matt take their daughter to see flowers. Follows The Magic of a Young Girl's Soul

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    (Gen or pre-Slash drabble) On the way to something big...

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    Pre-Slash drabble: Nameless longings are no less painful.

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