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    Meme time!
    Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

    averzierlia said:

    Brian and Matt are friendly ex's, Dom and John don't handle this very well. There may have been manhandling involved in their reactions, but no one is telling.

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    Meme time!
    Tell me about a story I haven't written, and I'll give you between one and three sentences from that story.

    severina2001 said:

    Nowwwww... the one where Matt threatens to cut off all his hair. YES.

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    John is a terrible patient.

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    Meeting old friends of Matt's brings unexpected revelations about Matt's background.

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    Matt was on a lot of drugs.

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    The thing about Matt is, he doesn’t shut up.

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    Summary: The best surprises always sneak up from behind.

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    John wants to live by the adage.

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    He should be on top of the world, standing drinks down at Harley's and fighting off babes that want to get with the 'hacker hero' of 2007. Instead, he's fucking up code that he should be able to write in his sleep – and really, when the goddamn IT guy at the local cable company starts reaming you out for your shoddy coding, you should just turn in your geek badge and get it over with.

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    Lucy lifts a brow. "You're not the only one who can run a simple hack, Farrell. And by the way, 'slacker_hacker'? Lame name, dude."

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    Matt doesn't intend to snoop on John's computer.

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    His focus should not be on how much the sight of John McClane makes him really, really wish he could take off his pants. And John's pants. And do things that he really shouldn't be thinking about unless he's alone in the spare room with the lights off.

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    When John suggests a vacation, Matt jumps on it. He pictures white sands, hot sun. The infinite possibilities involving suntan oil. He just somehow forgets about that whole fear of flying thing.

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    "You really never do shut up," John marvels.

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    For the past twenty-three and a half years, Matt Farrell has been hiding what he is from everyone he knows, save the odd friend or two. Discovering, at the tender age of thirteen, that he was gay wouldn’t have been so upsetting if he didn’t already have to deal with being a low-ranking werewolf as well. But just as Matt resigned himself to a life of solitude, bigger-than-life John McClane blows into his life, and after that, nothing is the same, not even Matt.

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    When John gets a new cell phone, he considers Matt his personal tech support.

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    In his day kids at least had something worthwhile to protest, like the goddamn war.

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    “Christ,” John gasped, blinking. Even with his eyes open, he was still seeing stars. “The hell’d you learn to do that? Thought you were supposed to be some kind of geeky shut-in.”

     

    - 300 celebratory words for 100 awesome sexy_righters

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    The first time he sees them, John thinks, Matt would look good in—and then cuts off that train of thought feeling just a little sick with guilt.

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