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    “Bro, did Lardo just press up into a kegstand?”

    “Bro.”

    Or, the story of how Larissa Duan, three-time Olympic medalist and eight-time world medalist, burnt out of gymnastics, went to college, became the manager of a gross team of hockey boys and fell in love with sports all over again.

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    Eric Bittle is Boston's best wedding planner, but will he be able to plan the wedding when he falls in love with the groom?

    A Zimbits "Wedding Planner" AU

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    3/6
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    Jack was eleven and the world was a scary place to be. // Jack from ages five to twenty seven

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    5 times Jack (mostly) hated the Kiss Cam and one time he didn’t.

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    There was something about this particular guy that made Jack stop. It was an ordinary pose; the guy was looking right at the camera, his smile bright and wide, and his hand was up in mid-wave. He looked… genuine though. Jack considered the guy for a couple more seconds before moving on in hopes that no one caught him looking. Whoever he was, the university had clearly found a really good model.

    Jack has a crush on the guy who's on the all the posters and promotional material for Samwell.

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    “My true love will have hair the color of yellow apples,” and Jack Zimmermann will take a bite from the forbidden fruit, juice running down his chin. “My true love will be exactly five feet and six-and-a-half inches tall,” and he will chew a leaf from a tree of that same height. “My true love will be as sweet as sugar and sharp as lemon,” and he will drink half a glass of Great-Aunt Cathy’s lemonade, waiting until the last dregs of sugar hit his tongue. “And if a single one of these things is not to be, then let it be known—my true love shall not be he.”

    (He knows in his bones that this spell won't ever come true. After all, his true love isn't real, and if he's not real, then the curse can't take him. That's the whole point.)

    ---

    Or, a Practical Magic AU. Wherein Jack Zimmermann must deal with family curses, hockey legacies, accidental manslaughter, Kent Parson's obstinate death wish, and a snarky Southern kitchen warlock who won't mind his own damn business.

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    12/12
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    2162
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    In which Bitty works as a food columnist, by day, at the Lifestyle Department of the Providence Newspaper. And by night, well, Bitty writes well-written novel length scenarios about two figure skaters who are totally gay for each other.

    Enter Jack Zimmerman, history buff, broody, rich, the whole protagonist stereotype, who also works as the Editor of the Lifestyle Department of the Providence Newspaper. And well, Jack accidentally stumbles upon Bitty's secret once upon a lunch break. With his secret out to the last person he wanted to know, how will his own story play out? Join Bitty as he struggles with annoying coworkers, anon hate reviews, unnecessary crushes on one's editor, long winded disclaimers, and what it means to pursue one's passion, and inspiration, in writing.

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    4/?
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    2
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    Shitty started the tradition when he moved into the Haus. While he thought the mistletoe and kissing balls had roots in a patriarchal society that was constantly working towards the objectification of women, he also saw the yuletide tradition as a way to get his friends and teammates to open up more.

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    62
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    1
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    Jack can't join the locker room banter before his first skate at Samwell.

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    Jack is just looking for some quiet ice time when he meets the blond figure skating coach who always keeps his students on the ice just a few minutes too long.

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    25
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    Looking back now I know it was always you
     
    Eric Bittle is a brand new teacher at Samwell High School, teaching Home Economics and coteaching PE with one Jack Zimmermann. They get off to a rocky start, but all their friends can see what the two of them can't: that they were made for each other. They ensue to set the two of them up, but knowing the SMH crew, things don't always go to plan.
    In some ways though, the way to a man's heart is through his students.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    Kent gets drunk with a genie, or a wizard, or something, and makes a wish. Suddenly he's in a universe where he and Zimms dropped out of the draft together? And now they're both Falconers? And he never got a cat?

    This is too much.

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    When pitching prodigy Eric Bittle leaves Georgia State for Samwell, he's not sure what to expect--though very little is a surprise. It's a frat haus with a lot of beer and a lot of bros. But he doesn't expect to earn the ire of the Baseball team Captian, Jack Zimmermann, a man with an arm like a god, and the world's biggest chip on his shoulder who hates pitchers--even those on his own team. Bitty just wants to survive to graduation, play good baseball, and maybe find love in his life. If only the universe agreed with him.

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    Bitty clutches him tighter. “Where are we going, Mr. Zimmermann?” He hears Jack’s breath hitch. “Las Vegas,” he whispers like a curse.
    No one’s ever safe from trading, least of all Jack.

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    What is your earliest memory? First day of school? Your third birthday? Your sister throwing a tantrum on the Easter Bunny’s lap when you were four? All are reasonable choices. Nothing out of the ordinary there. Mine though?

    That’s the thing. I have no story. No memories. One moment I was nothing and the next a character fully aware of my own fictionality. And you know, I’ve always been okay with this. Until recently.

    Lately, it seems my whole world has been, how shall I say...a little off-kilter and three steps to the left.

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    She thinks this is how polyamory is meant to be—not a push and pull of keeping everyone equal, but a steady effort of making sure everyone is acknowledged and loved in their own ways.
    OR
    Holster gets traded to Las Vegas and life gets interesting (in the best way).

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    Bitty has a plan for his life, and it includes hockey until he graduates but he’s not sure how it’ll fit in after that. Then the Falconers come looking for him, and Bitty has to wonder if maybe the Falconers are exactly what he needs. Or maybe, really, all he needs is Jack.

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    4
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    For Jack’s entire life, that man has been there. Eyes as brown and deep as pools of amber, hair golden and sunny-glowing, he’s been there for everything. Only - no one else can see him.
    When he shows up at the beginning of Jack’s junior year, he doesn’t question it. He only begins to wonder when the rest of the team can clearly see him too.

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    English
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    3,439
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    8
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    90
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    978
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    What a strange being you are.
    God knows where I would be
    If you hadn't found me
    Sitting all alone in the dark.
    -Dodie, "Sick of Losing Soulmates"

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    Catching feelings is hard enough. Catching feelings for the only person in the world who can see or talk to you?

    That really, really sucks.

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    English
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    Upon finding Jack hiding in his dorm on his birthday Shitty, being the swawesome best bro that he is, decides to change that.

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    English
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    704
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    39
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    223

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