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After the Sburb session, The Condesce comes to destroy Earth but is somehow defeated. Trolls are enslaved to humans and sold like candy. -
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So, um. Terezi is kissing her. By the way.
"Wowza. Lesbos R Us, at long last. I knew that day would come. Anyone got a camera."
Terezi has a lot more teeth to get nibbly with than Karkat and her tongue is way longer and oh lord does she know how to use it. Jade wonders to herself, vaguely, why she never kissed her boyfriends' girlfriend before. That was a really silly oversight.
Mmm.
"Haha, shut up, Dave, you've been modeling for the Gay Dudes R You catalogue for like three years now."
"Like you can talk, Mister It's Not Gay If He Doesn't Have Balls To Touch."
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The situation clearly not resembling a romantic comedy in any way, Dave Strider comes into the same Cafe everyday for the past few weeks. The food is great and all but...another reason has brought him here. That very reason was a black-haired, bucktoothed waiter walking around and damn. Dave was going to get a date with him no matter what. Methods include: cheesy pick-up lines, flirting and a little luck and patience.
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She should have stayed in bed.
She should have ignored the music.
She should of had control over her temper.
But no, look at the mess she has gotten into, all because Dave Fucking Strider couldnt keep the noise down. Now she has to deal with Bullets flying around. And how a certain Hipster Douchebag is trying to unravel her secret.
And who is this Clown? Why has he taken an interest in her? After one night?
Your name is IZZY JACKSON, and you are getting TIRED of this BULLSHIT.- Words:
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The game is over. Everything has returned to the way it was before. No one remembers anything from the game. No one, that is, except Dave.
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Sins of My Religion (Close the Door) by AssumingDirectControlofMen
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
19 May 2013
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Homestuck/Apocalypse AU. On an Alternia inhabited by trolls and humans, it was prophesied years ago that when the birth of the Son of the Messiah came to be, the world had only five sweeps remaining until the end. A baby boy is found on the steps of the MatriChurch, and is given the name Karkat Vantas--while a necklace of the Signless is found around his neck. The sign of the Messiah. Hidden away by his surrogate mother-sister Kanaya and her fellow Sisters, it is hoped that the prophecy won't come true--but when meteors are sighted on his fourteenth birthday, and demons and angels come a-knocking, the end seems to be coming, and there are two fates ahead of Karkat: kidnapped by the demons, who use his power to burn the world, or kidnapped by the angels, who use his power to 'cleanse' the world. As a last ditch effort, Kanaya elicits the Seer of Light's help, whose cousin is the Knight of Time--a Knight who will be paid handsomely if he can safely escort Karkat to the mysterious Altar of Blood on the other side of the planet, perhaps the only possible third option that will stop The End. The only problem? It's looking like Dave's falling for the New Messiah, whose blood will be spilled regardless of the option they choose.
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- Part 1 of Sins of My Religion Series
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Vriska had mentioned that she left an ex-matesprit behind when she came to Earth, but John didn't expect to meet him in one of his classes. He had no reason to be jealous...until Vriska gave him one.
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"Your name is John and you are in no way a homosexual, like no way nada nope niet nai. You are 13.6 years old and therefore you are completely sure about this, because you kissed a girl and you liked it. "
a.k.a, John is completely oblivious to everything until he isn't.
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"There was one person who never came back. You miss them, you miss them a whole lot. You miss the big orange wings and fluffy feathers.
You have Dave, but it's not the same.
Sometimes Dave will ignore you when he can tell you're sad whenever you see him. You never mean for it to come across as rude, and he knows that, but you can tell he's hurt by it. Recently, things have gotten better, though.
Until a day ago."
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During his first period, science, he couldn't help but notice this blonde-haired kid with shades sitting behind him. He looked as if he was trying too hard to be cool. It was funny, really. He seemed like one of those people that hides how much a dork they really are.
It was cute, really. But John didn't know why his attention was locked onto this particular boy. He was pretty much like the rest; blending into the mix of hipsters and weeaboos. He was wrapped in baggy clothing, skinny, caked with freckles, had some nice blonde hair, and look emotionless with those shades covering his every thought. -
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When Terezi tricked John into going on a suicide mission, it created a splintered, doomed timeline. Two players dead. No chance of winning. Stuck in a dead end session. This is the story of Davesprite's timeline.
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this place is so...
big?
empty.
yeah
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John just wants to survive highschool.
The problem with that?
There are actually three.The jock, Dave Strider, who he has been sworn to secrecy about being able to beat up.
The clueless recluse, Jake English, who John just tries to humor with a friendship at first.
The troll, Karkat Vantas, who really doesn't know when to just shut his mouth.[In a Highschool-based AU]
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Two time players, almost complete opposites, join forces to take over and dominate an entire timeline in more ways than one. Their success? Once a timeline is 'dommed' it becomes doomed, and the players become trapped under their spell.
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- Part 1 of Double Ds Make a Timeline Doomed
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The game has been over for six years now.
Dave was alive. He was alive and breathing, as well as everyone he cared about. Except for maybe one troll, whose acts he could never forgive. -
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Dave discovers a wounded troll on his way back home, turns out this troll is no ordinary troll, like Dirk and Dave aren't normal either. Only difference is that Dirk and Dave aren't being chased by a mob of their own kind that are eager for Karkat's blood.
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The Land of Dragons and Dungeons by celynBrum (Celyn_Brum)
Homestuck, Pathfinder (RPG), Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game)
19 May 2013
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The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.
The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.
From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.
So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
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Where Rose has no clue to what just happened, until one John Egbert comes and reminds her with the help of Karkat Vantas, Kanaya Maryam, Dave Strider and of course the one and only Aradia Megido
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- Part 2 of Roses Are Red
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Karkat is transferring from out of state and is John's new assigned roommate at college. They soon become friends, but learn a lot more about each other and their pasts over time. Lots o' fluff, but rating might change later if there is smut. :0