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    AKA: Beautification of fading love.

    There are so many stories about blind people and so many about OCD but none about how each of them combine to create an undead corpse walking.

    Let's put something into perspective.

    Sometimes someone's mind can be their own personal hell but hey. You should be happy things aren't worse.

    (You're only making it more difficult for yourself.)

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    In an alternate universe, Homestuck characters are the people of a struggling earthen colony. I am trying my best to present a very descriptive experience.

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    Several months after saving humanity using the power of their Personas, Dave Strider and his friends John, Rose, and Jade are on their way to Japan to be officially inducted into the paranormal investigation unit known only as the Shadow Operatives. Along the way, however, they find themselves trapped in the realm of the Velvet Room and faced with a new challenge; take on each other and their former comrades in a fighting tournament taking place on the massive 'Velvet Tower', where the winner is granted a wish of their choosing!

    However, dark forces, as always, are behind the orchestrators of the tournament. It's up to Dave and the other Persona users to solve the mystery of the Velvet Tower and prevent the destruction of humanity once more.

    (Sequel to Shin Megami Tensei: Personastuck.)

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    The kingdom is in ruins, its champion murdered by the only one he couldn't harm...
    Fire has engulfed everything, and a Seer is forced to watch her brother fight an empty battle...

    The streets run red with the blood a of lover's betrayal, and a General is consumed by regret...

    His blood is blue, and everything stops for just a second. The Knight has failed his Heir.

    All Is lost.

    Or Is It...?

    What would you give to have a second chance...?

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    Lower than the lowest, higher than the highest. Scream of the Sufferer echoing through time, his Blood now Returned to redeem our crime. Signless Reborn, the Carrier of Blood. Grubloaf of Life, fill our starving souls. (...) Oh He Whose Blood Runs Purest, Descendant of Suffering! Rekindle the Righteous Rage, burn our shameful world. Oh Shadow's Serene, Pink Moon's Moirail, Night of the world! (...) Oh, Grace of Blood, Comforter of the Weeping!

    Be safe in the world the Empire knows not, while we pray that it is not found in the meantime.

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    AU where everyone is a troll and Jade gets transferred to a threshecutioner fleet ship to work as a bioweapons specialist. Take a guess who also works on that ship.

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    17/?
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    "Hello there. I am John Egbert, sophomore, heir to the Crocker corporation."

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    7/?
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are becoming a clingy little leech.

    The one you've decided to latch onto like the disgusting vermin you are? None other than John Egbert, your new flush-crush.

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    Dave gets some much awaited test results in the mail, and John learns his boyfriend has a bit of a kink.

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    John found the end of his adventure to be confusing and unsatisfying, so Roxy wants to cheer him up.

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    Dave’s been feeding on humans for centuries and has been hunted on and off for just as long; yet out of all of his pursuers this blue eyed hunter is the most fun he’s ever had. Yeah he really should kill him, but he’s not about to let him get away without having a little fun. Maybe the guy will finally put some excitement back into Dave’s humdrum life of the same old screwing and scaring of humans; or maybe he’ll be what gets Dave sent back to hell for punishments like he’s never experienced before.

    (This is a full re-write of the original Scarring series with lots of extra content and has been updated to fit with the rest of the Dealings with Demons series. If you read the original Scarring series then I implore you to read this one. Story updates on Wednesdays.)

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    Dave Strider is still in school. John Egbert is his twenty-something neighbour who likes to bake and thinks the kid next door could use a few good meals.

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    During the three years on the Ship moving across the Yellow Yard (post-John's flipout/Davesprite's departure), John and Jade are bored out of their minds, totally alone, and horny.

    So they bone.

    That's it, that's really pretty much all that happens.

    (I think the title was supposed to reference either the Oresteia or Oedipus or something.)

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    The first time we met was over a purple plastic truck in a sandbox. I fought for it, you fought back.

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    something about being kitty!humans and everyday life shit.
    p much just fluff an shiiii

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    Défi des 100 thèmes sur le couple John/Karkat.

    Thème 1: Introduction.
    Quand John pose des questions, et que Karkat y répond...

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    Smile, he says. Lives are meant to be spent, now I am in debt, and I am tired of borrowing from the people I love.

    (The day John died was, in some twisted works of fate, the first time he told you that he loved you.)

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    One day Dave knows he's going to fall in love with the prettiest girl ever, and then the black and white world will change into colour, and he'll know what the rainbow looks like and why people stare when they see his eyes (even though Bro tells them not to).

    Because that's what happens, right? That's normal. People fall in love, they find their rainbow, and then everything is perfect! There's no way that won't happen for him!

    ...Right?

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    *Raises white flag* possible update every two days, except weekends! That's pretty good, right? Please don't hurt me.
    *Runs off to write for you*
    Mainly fluff, no smut but teases of it (possibly???) Homestuck is life :D I sold my soul to Hussie

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    3/?
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