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    Awful title, I know, I'll change it later.

    Karkat (Ariel) is a mutant merperson, and to avoid being culled, he must accept Rose's (Ursula's) deal to become a human and kiss his yet-to-be-found one true love.

    Dave is one of the three prince's of Derse, and if Dirk and Roxy could just stop fighting and Dirk could just pull himself together and marry a girl or something (long shot), his life would be so much simpler. Until then, his best bet is to stay away from his warring siblings and maybe wander the beach a little bit.

    In which the trolls are merfolk, the kids are humans, Rose is an octopus, Vriska is an eel, and Equius and Nepeta are humans because why not. Also Terezi.

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    "Fef," he said, pleadingly. And that was all he said. He cleared his throat, as if the words were caught in it.

    Feferi's smile faltered for a second, long enough for Sollux to step forward with a growl.

    "Fuck off, Eridan." he said, voice low and threatening. "I don't care what Kanaya says, you can't make up for what you did. It doesn't matter how many half assed apologies you make."

    --

    Sburb is over. All the dead trolls are returned to the new world. Eridan is working to make amends, and seek forgiveness.

    Sollux has no intention of granting it.

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    This was based off of requests for pairings on my old tumblr, which I no longer use.

    The first request I got was DaveJane.

    This has been and will continue to just be a fun story to practice my writing. If you have a direction you really think the story should take, say the word and I'll do my best to write it in. Or if you really wanna see a pairing in this story, leave a comment letting me know! I'm more than willing to do that for you.

    This will be sfw and if there IS anything nsfw it will be skippable and in its own chapter. Rated T for language.

    (all notes in the story remain unedited, but I try to update once every week or two!)

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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Eleven horrifying years after your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival, and your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same since. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination where you end up on the screaming end of a post-cannibilistic blowjob, you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. With enough bell-bottom wearing spirits to qualify as a dance team, you might just stand a chance.

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    Dave's half dragon and after being cooped up in the under ground city after the war between humans and dragons, he decides to venture out, only to follow a blue haired boy out of the town of Skia (without him knowing) and saving his butt from a monster. He's hurt badly and can't make it home, and so its now up to a certain Blue eyed Beauty *cough* John Egbert *cough* to repay the favour.

    -However, by repaying this favour, John is whisked away into a world of myth and magic which was previously in hiding, where his family and the new friends he makes must full fill a destiny millenniums in the making. It's a battle between the Light and Darkness, and at the moment the light is dead and the Darkness is corrupting the world.

    Will they be able to defeat the Lord of Darkness as the prophecy foretells, or will they fall?-

    My First Fan Fic ever, so I hope you all enjoy!!!

    ===NO LONGER ON HIATUS!!! NEW CHAPTER POSTED!!!!===

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    For some time now, the Angel Dave Strider has sat on the edges of the clouds and watched a certain demon with nubby horns from afar.
    For some time now, the Demon Karkat Vantas has noticed a weird angel watching him whenever he visits the surface.
    And neither of these things really mattered until both Heaven and Hell decided a couple humans needed watching and Dave and Karkat are both sent to talk these humans over to their side.

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    It's Homestuck Prom night, and Dave Strider is taking Terezi, much to the disappointment of Jade, who can't compete. But with some advice from Aradia and a little help from her Space powers, she may be able to even the odds.

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    (Story also on wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/90711942-tricksters-demons-and-trolls-oh-fucking-my )

    It happened. It finally happened. The end of the world came... just not in the expected way. Sure there were zombies, but there were also demons.
    "And adorable, angry trolls?"
    That's right, Dave. Angry Trolls.
    This is how the world ended. So, umm. yea..

    That's right. Me, being the asshole i am, decided to start a new story before writing anything for my other stories.
    Fuck off.
    Anyway, this is Zombiestuck/Tricksterstuck
    Oh no suprise plot twist. This is kinda like an alternate timeline?
    DaveKat is canon. DirkJake is canon.
    May contain smut if people ask.
    Will containe gore, viloence, anger, puns, horns, gays, bisexuals, genderfluids, transgenders, and insults towards the stupid fucking government.
    And probably a lot more stuff that im forgetting. So yea. Rated 'Mature' for a reason.

    If your fine with my usual bullshit, please continue reading.

    Homestuck charactaracters belong to Andrw Hussie (as does the little bit of a soul i have left).
    Any other characters from others shows, books, etc, i DO. NOT. OWN.

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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    Will add pairings as I go on.

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    This is not what anyone expected. When Gamzee Makara, the castle fool (as well as part-time cook, but that's not important) juggled a mallet through the castle ceiling, Eridan and Feferi knew that fixing this was going to be difficult. Naturally, Feferi sent for one of her closest friends, Terezi Pyrope. As Alternia's head civilian protector, she knew everyone in the kingdom. Surely she would know someone who would be able to fix a roof.

    Eridan Ampora, royal commander, expected a large Blue. Maybe a Bronze, who could use animals to climb the empty space towards the ceiling. What he did not expect was a tall, dirty, Gold.

    (He also didn't expect to see Feferi's eyes grow wide and to see her lips shift into a smile, but we'll talk more about that later.)

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    Two thousand years after the Sufferer freed humanity from enslavement by trollkind, the 8 Guardians are a mix of scientists, teachers, assassins, terrorists, and extremely successful anti psionics officers. After volunteering for a program to genetically engineer humans with psionic proficiency, each has joint ownership of the Kids with the human military.

    The Kids have high profile military careers laid out for them. Unfortunately, no one ever asked clone designation JE0 if he wanted a military career. When his dues come knocking, he can’t kill and he can’t die. Manipulated on all sides into cooperating with terrorists and trolls, he may well tear a hole in Order at the cost of his own mind.

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    High school can be tough for everyone. This is especially true when you're hiding a secret that can never be told.

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    They say there are people who so embody their aspects that they are the mortal embodiment of the Gods. This doesn't get them much other than a one way ticket into the military, though, where they stand as the front line against chaos and disorder in the galaxy. Gamzee and Nepeta are two such children called into service, but the nature of their abilities have limited them far more than it has helped them. And when they finally get the chance to prove themselves, all hell breaks loose.

    And somewhere, someone is calling to the darkness to destroy it all.

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    Getting to the top doesn't mean that you have to be lonely, and John's willing to prove it. When John's out with Jade and Rose, and Hollywood's least favorite, infamous, abrasive, rich alcoholic director walks into a bar one night, John's warned to steer clear of Dave Strider. He's here to drink, hates everyone, and has no living or known family. He's notoriously hard to work with, rude in person, hard to talk to, and an all around asshole with no friends. John, America's most beloved comedian of the time takes is always up for a challenge, and decides not to leave until he's befriended Dave Strider. The result? Awkward pauses, clear rejection, and an evening that shakes John's perception of friendship and romance forever. Contains NSFW content at the end, but there's a satisfying story before it too. JohnDave fluff/ eventual smut. Enjoy.

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    Since his mother died, John has been bullied at school, neglected at home, and hates life. However, life start to take a positive turn when he finds his online best friend from Texas in his 7th period class. All Dave wanted was to be normal for a while, and not have to worry about the troubles, and hunters, that his "pureblood" brings him. This is a supernatural-y humanstuck (monsterstuck?) AU, featuring human John and Vampire Dave. The story updates often, and takes place over the course of a year, with some minor timeskips. Thanks to Saltymastermemester on FFN for letting me re-write and continue this awesome story.

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    You are Dave Strider, or that's who you wish to be. You were stuck in this body that serves you as a prison. Your name is- was Elizabeth Strider But Elizabeth is dying, shedding away until only Dave remains
    This is your story

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    There are many weird feelings that exist. For example, losing a limb, but having the ghost sensation that it is still there. For Rose Lalonde, her weird feeling is that she knew Jade English, once, but it was much too long ago for her to remember the right way.

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you, secretly, still BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.

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    A chose your own adventure style game wherein you play as our strapping protagonist, Johnathan Elliot Egbert, in his heroic quest to stay alive long enough to return home, do his homework, take a bath, and perhaps watch a movie with his dearly beloved father.

    "★★★★★" — No one, at all.
    "A compelling epic of jaw-dropping depth and fantastic humor." — Actually no one.

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    The continuation of Fun With Dirk and Jane (Disc 1: Before Meteor)
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    The Meteor and the Golden Vessel are rapidly approaching the new Session. There have been some issues, but they're being cleaned up right now. All they have to do now is merge the Sessions, defeat Caliborn, and everything will be absolutely and completely fine. Right? Right.
    ...
    No.

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    A short drabble about how Dave and John tell Jade and Rose about their relationship!

    Repost from FFnet.

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