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    Karkat Vantas always accepted the fact that he was not going to live passed nine sweeps. It was just a certainty of his sad, miserable life. At least, that was until his friends found out and decided to hatch a plan to get him out of the Alternian empire. A plan that actually worked.

    Now, he was stranded on an alien planet, at the mercy of some strange creature that was either trying to help him or going about some freaky ritual of flirting with your food before you eat it.

    Also, aliens have sunglasses. Because why the fuck wouldn't aliens have sunglasses.

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    7/?
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you don't know how your life ended up like this, well you do, but you like to pretend that you don't....

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    6/?
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    7
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    37
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    6
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    UPDATE: Hiatus over. Semi-regular chapter updates have restarted!
    (This is mostly just emotional exploration with next to no plot. Sorry!)
    The Beta kids and Hivebent trolls defeated Lord English, but thanks to a game glitch, they have been stranded inside the game. In an effort to figure out a way to escape, they attempt to create a sprite that may know how to leave the game. Something goes wrong, and they wind up pulling a human from a doomed planet and a far-removed reality into the session with them instead. Except the human's body doesn't make the trip, and the only nearby template at the time was a troll.

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    14/?
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    19
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    "Look, it's not my fault you're the hero with the shitty one liners."
    "Well it's not my fault you're the villain that has no taste!"

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    7/?
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    126
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    21
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    TT: Alright, don't freak but I kinda need to ship everyone.
    TT: I'm talking black, ashen, red and pale. The full romance party course for 32.
    TT: I am the chef, recommending some savory fucking romance cuisine.
    TT: Can't handle it because shit's too hot? Get out of the goddamn kitchen.
    TT: You in?
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ I DON'T GET IT!
    AC: \(=^..^=)/ IS THIS SUPPAWSED TO BE IRONIC?!
    TT: Sure, let's go with that.

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    11/?
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    A collection of all the porn drabbles I've posted on Tumblr regarding these two.

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    1/1
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    10
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    Indescribable. That's what life is. Especially for Jake English, big brother, caretaker, and demon hunter. He and his family have been hunting undesirable creatures since the beginning. There's not much else to do when you're an immortal angel sent from Prospit to watch over the humans.

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    6/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and falling in love sounds like a bad idea.

    From what you've heard, it never seems to end well. Everything from the sweet little gestures to the grand displays of affection, it's all just seemed so wrong to you. Sure, maybe for some people it works, but in the majority of cases, it's clearly doomed to failure from the start. It's just going to end in heartbreak, like travelling along an especially obnoxious winding road, and off of a particularly clichéd cliff at the end. There's a reason most people don't have just one partner in their whole lives; the concept of falling hopelessly in love just doesn't work.

    It couldn't happen to someone such as yourself, right? You pray to God that it couldn't.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    7
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    45
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    3
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    In which Dave and Karkat awkwardly (initially) interact with one another, then get to know each other better and then they f**k or something along the lines of that, Rose is Dave’s non-ecto sister in this AU and there will be rosemary, John/Nepeta might be a thing, so many possibilities.
    I’m a big fan of other fanfics and if someone accuses me of stealing an idea or blatantly including elements, it’s because I really like their ideas and find the premise generic enough and I will give props to them if someone tells me to. I’ll try to make a habit of making chapters at least 2000 words each and I’ll probably let you guys know a bit about me in every end note.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    1
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    He's so strange. He's cute, fun. But his experiments, or as he calls them, 'patients ' are hella fucked up.

    You're name is Dave Strider and you are very conflicted over a cute boy.

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    4/?
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    1
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    your name is John Egbert. you are 15. you have a self harm problem. the worst part is the boy you are in love with just might find out.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    25
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    103
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    12
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    In this medieval Alternia AU, mid-apocalypse, the adult Karkat Vantas takes some of his first steps of freedom from his hive after his lusus leaves him for good. But hordes of demons have been flocking to the empire, and nowhere is safe. Left and right, people are being viciously murdered and turned. And much to his misfortune, Karkat has a run in with the worst of them all, Dave Strider. He comes out victorious, but faces a trial for his life, as he is a filthy mutant. But perhaps a deal can be made?

    Flash forward several sweeps, Karkat is a famed hunter, desirable to the entire kingdom, dashing, capable. Things are going pretty smoothly, until his childhood friend Terezi gets turned. With double agent Vriska Serket on the loose and his long time flushcrush now a horrible monster, there's no telling what could happen.

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    1/?
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    just two bros pestering each other

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    After escaping from samurai and being takin in by a ninja clan, Dave and Dirk are happy. Dave has found a best friend in John, an orphaned ninja, and Dirk is soon to find a companion in the newcomer, Jake. When dangerous missions threaten the safety of their friends, the kids must learn to cope with the tragedies of their pasts, the dangers of their presents, and the uncertainties of their futures- all while protecting the people they hold dear.

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    16/?
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    6
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    Dirk, one of the most known hunter's at a supernatural level, ran into a panicked man after seeing his first demon. This man just so happened to be Jake English, a demon more known for his damage then his name. When Dirk get's caught up in Jake's human form, three years have already past and now he needs his help. Will Jake turn against his own kind and help his lover? Or kill Dirk's entire family as previously planned? And what will John do when he realizes that his best friend, and target, is in danger?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    26
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    51
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    7
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    Samantha had just moved to her new school, hoping that she could start fresh, make new friends and hopefully keep her secret under the table and not go through the same things that she did at her old school. And it seems that she's not the only new kid in school either.
    (I'm sorry I suck at summaries.)

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    A series with JohnTav, Davekat, and Erinep.
    Travos is a delinquent kid who is known for his 360 degree attitude change from middle school. John is a football player who happens to bail him out jail. Dave is John's best friend and is dating Kyle, who probably knows why Travos changed. Eric is hiding something with Veronica. Natalia feels isolated. Rose moves in with Dave. Gavin gets released from Juvie. Of course it is only a matter time before shit hits the fan.
    (This is the main story line and a prologue really.)

    Series
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    English
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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    2
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    12
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    1
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    You know it must be terrifying to know your friend is hurting so much, but you really can't help it. You wish he didn't have to hurt with you.

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    1/1
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    2
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    Dave Strider is part of an organization that eradicates evil creatures that kill humans for food. No one knows where these spirits come from, only that the sooner they are destroyed the better. That is his mission right now, to hunt down a weak new spirit before it can kill anyone and grow stronger.

    Karkat Vantas is fucking dead, and if that wasn't horrible enough, now he's being hunted by some sword wielding maniac. At least there seems to be others like him in this world to help him adjust to this mindfuckery.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    93,014
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    63
    Kudos:
    268
    Bookmarks:
    46
    Hits:
    2862
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    A rather long drabble about a bro just helping another bro out, that's absolutely it, no homo.

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    English
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    2,641
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    216

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