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    John is having nightmares for months on end, paranoid that the monster that terrorizes his sleeping self is stalking his waking self. What he eventually runs into is a little shocking, to say the least.

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    The Striders have officially run out of money. Bro's "work" is no longer enough to support both him and Dave. Luckily, Bro is able to use his meager relations to the prestigious (and well off) Lalonde family. They agree to take in Dave while Bro sorts things out, despite Dave's wishes to help the financial situation, not to run away like a pussy. Soon, Dave arrives on the shores of The Achmelvich Beach, presently owned by the Lalondes. During the tour of their estate, Dave falls off the edge of their private pier during high tide! Living in Texas most of his life, Dave never learned to swim. As the currents pull him this way and that, he feels a pair of arms wrap around him and direct him to shore. Afterwards, all he remembers is a flash of jet black hair, and a shimmer of blue scales in the murky waters.

    (merstuck johndave fan fiction.)

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    It started in the Fall, the trees had begun fading into fiery, vibrant oranges and yellows. It smells like rain and cigarette smoke. The sun kisses the horizon at an earlier hour now, the sky melts into orange, gold, and red hues. The air is soft and light, and it kisses your face with a cool, beautiful familiarity.

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    An AU in which the world is black and white until you meet your soulmate.

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    3/?
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    we don't talk anymore, we don't talk anymore
    we don't talk anymore, like we used to do
    we don't love anymore
    what was all of it for?
    oh, we don't talk anymore, like we used to do

    ;;

    you just don't think he missed you enough.

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    (n) a homesickness for a home you can't return to, or that never was.

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    John lives alone and gets his house broken into. Some how Eridan and Sollux ends up living with him until he recovers. What if they might want to stay? Would they? Why is John living alone? Who is this person he refuses to call Mother? Why is his aunt overbearing? What is even happening?

    P.s. Andrew Hussie stole my soul and I don't care if I get it back anymore.

    P.s.s. Disclaimer: HomeStuck is owned by the Huss!

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    Karkat comes to stay at John and Dave's dorm and they decide to prank him. The prank gets a bit sexier than expected. And then John and Dave bang all night while Karkat tries to sleep in the other room and Karkat regrets his life choices, and not for the first time I suspect.

    inspired by http://dzueni.tumblr.com/post/148533915032

    except I turned it into porn when it wasn't. (I'm good at that)

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    How did it all unravel?
    Why did everything went to be in such disarray?
    Who were involved?
    What caused this Kingdom to start crumbling apart?
    This is the story of everyone involved, those who died and those who still live. About the people prophesied and the Outcasts. About the parents, the guardians, the children. The powerful and the powerless. The past leading to the present and so on to foresee the future. This is the story of the Kingdom Before Us.

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    8/?
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    "Why did you have to make me feel things?"

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    (it's a double entendre)

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    he is a water clock; he is the waves in your sand, the tide lapping at your shore, and the tsunami in your head.

    he is an astronomical clock; he is the stars in your sky, the planets circling your head, and your milky way.

    he is time itself, and you could not love him more than you do.

    (or: in which dave punches john in the face, rose throws all of dave's swords from the window of their seventh story apartment, jade shoots dave in the foot, and john breaks to a million pieces on the kitchen floor.)

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    Dave and John having fun in a restroom.

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    The rewriting of Act 7, from post-Collide onward. The ending is a lot less open, and while not all plot points are resolved, a lot are addressed. Conversations actually happen, and are not just left to reader imagination. Land quests are still relevant. As is talking. Did I mention conversations? Character death is also more obvious. In short, this is the ending that attempts to further develop character arcs to a more satisfactory state through important and much needed interactions that we missed out on, as well as expanding on the conflict between Lord English and literally everybody else as they fight for all of existence so that we actually know how shit went down.

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    6/?
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    That one soulmate AU where you write on your skin and it shows up on your soulmate's skin, but it only happens after you both turn sixteen.

    For Day 2 of Roxy Week (favourite AU) which happens to fall on my birthday so obviously I had to do something.

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    a series of short poems muttered by half-insane heroes.


    part of an au which i will probably never get around to writing
    will be updated when inspiration strikes

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    10/?
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    "Dirk Strider, back then, could walk on the waves like Orion could. He was your role model, a Prince, a warrior. Once you grew out of that mindset, you realized he was just another boy, like you. Now, he couldn’t walk on the waves. Now, you believe he would only drown."
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    An AU in which Jake English is a Hunter of Derse, an army of incredible warriors who dedicate their lives to the safety of the Kingdom. Dirk Strider is the Prince of Derse, who will soon fill his father's place as King, and will be married off to Eridan Ampora, the Prince of Prospit-Derse's rival kingdom.

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    NONSEXUAL! AGEPLAY! IS! A! THING! AGEPLAY! ISN'T! JUST! A! KINK! THANK YOU!

    Anyway, this is just a little thing of Little John waking up from his nap and seeks out his Daddy/Caregiver Jake for snuggles.

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    Quiet mild-tempered John Egbert meets the spunky new student Roxy Lalonde in their senior year. They get along pretty damn well and he eventually invites her over to her place for a bit of studying. Naturally, John, being the goof he is, panics when she kisses him. Thinking she's done something wrong, Roxy quickly leaves, leaving John flustered and a little heartbroken. Roxy graduates early and John neither sees nor hears anything from her. That is, until two years later when he meets a familiar face at the coffee shop he works at while attending college.

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    2/?
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    Karkat is a breeder troll, a fate to those who were previously seen as freaks and culled. Now, being born with bright red blood makes him destined to give birth to grubs in place of the extinct Mother Grub. He resents and rebels against his fate, but society is slow to change. Especially in times of desperation.

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    English
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    23/?
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    It's all in the title.

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    6
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