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    Karkat hasn't been feeling well lately. A pair of red eyes haunting his dreams.

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    It all starts with a simple post-coital question: “So, Karkat, you still have that crush on John?”
    As if a relationship between /two/ guys wasn't messy enough. Especially when one's trans, one's a troll, and the last still isn't sure what his sexuality is.

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    The long-awaited sequel to "Coming to Terms"! Eridan and Sollux are finding their places in each others' lives, but with Vriska's ever-present drama, will their fledgling relationship last? E for language, sex, and other adult themes.

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    GODDAMN do you hate this place, these weirdly-colored hornless people who move through the streets in overwhelming swarms with their constant suspicious glares, the endless disturbing roar of vehicles on the streets outside and in the sky, that hideous and malicious sun, but you don't hate any of it as much as you hate yourself for talking yourself into this mess to begin with.

    That's you right there, Karkat motherfucking Vantas, eternal master of making astonishingly bad decisions that he can't do anything about but regret and then brood over endlessly, and you think you probably would have slit your own throat with one of your sickles long before the entire quarter of a sweep you've managed to stand being stranded here if not for the presence of the troll who's abruptly and gently knocking on your door.

    (This is a fic focused primarily on Karkat Vantas but involving a whole lot of other characters and pairings, as well as chapters from many other POVs. It's set in a Trolls On Earth style AU that's pretty detailed. Concupiscent and conciliatory porn present but not the focus of the work. A lot more pale porn than other kinds, though.)

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    Karkat Vantas is a mutant grub sent to Alternia for one purpose: to act as the Great Equalizer and destroy the blood caste system. Unfortunately, the caste system isn't the only thing to be destroyed.

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    The one where Cronus is a greaser, Kankri becomes the junior class president, and just about everyone is secretly gay or bisexual. E for various things including language and smut. (Tracking on Tumblr as "just go with it cronkri" if you're of that persuasion.)

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    20/50
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    John needs to prepare for a big match against Derse High school to impress his crush, Karkat Vantas. But is he good enough to do it?

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    3/?
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    Karkat lives with his older brother, Kankri, and Crabdad. Kankri is a wizard, just like Karkat himself and Karkat attends to the magical school, but something is wrong; Why does he have all those blackouts and why is a lot of the Slytherins interested in him, while others fears him? And what is this thing with him, being able to talk with a snake?
    No Sburb/sgrub.

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    Skinship (Japanese): Bonding through the intimacy of touch, especially of the closeness between a parent or a child.

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    Remember when professional violinist Rose Lalonde played her first concert with her new accompanist/duet partner?

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    Remember when John asked Rose out with a trick?

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    Remember the time John gave Karkat a piano lesson...and survived?

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    It's hard being a detective. It's harder when you're trying to catch a serial killer whose a lot smarter than you thought. Now your brother is trying to find a contract killer who has gone missing and the only to get information is for him to visit the serial killer Jake English. And it just so happens your brother was the one who arrested Jake English.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and something's wrong with everything, your brother, your aunt. And no one tells you anything anymore.

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    My bonus round fills on behalf of Team Palepitch.

    See headers for warnings

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    34/?
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    When you were little, your kindergarten teacher gave you a homework assignment. Write three sentences, three things that you love. Your sentences only needed to be three words long.

    Spelling didn’t matter. Periods were optional. You wrote the entire thing in blue crayon.

    I LOV JOKS
    I LOV MOOVEES
    I LOV DAV

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    The twin kingdoms of Derse and Prospit have hated each other for centuries. But now, a new, deadly force waits in the shadows.
    In Other Words, We Work To Stop A Tyriant. Pun Intended.

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    John does what he has to.

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    On a rebooted Earth, trolls are servants to humans, contracting out their services in exchange for money and the comforts of life.

    John doesn't remember the game, but Karkat does.

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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

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    There is a distinct lack of 'new' in the life of John Egbert, Jade Harley, Rose Lalonde, and Dave Strider. Lots of abnormal, yes, a bit too much. Weird, of course. But new? No, no, it's just been them four since they were born. And, of course, Jake, John's little brother.
    When Jade finds an injured boy, coated in bright red blood, hiding the woods, well, it's very new indeed.
    She brings the odd, gray-skinned kid back to their mansion under the title of 'the Cherry Bomb Boy I just found in the woods!'
    Slowly, they piece together his story, full of twists and self-betrayal. A tragedy.
    What some can't get over is that this all happened in the woods, while they slept and complained and did the dishes. Others, that he ran by himself, caused himself to bleed. And yet one more, that wow the mutant weirdo thing is hot.
    Despite all this, the troll still has friends and family, scouring to find him. Or, find his 'useless piece of shit corpse, half-rotted and full of fucking grubbeasts, stained a vibrant nightmarish red.'
    They know he has to go back.
    The trolls know they might not get him.
    No one knows what happens when the Cherry Bomb finally blows.

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    English
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    606
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    3
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