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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are about to meet the love of your life in the most unlikely place.

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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

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    Your name is Dave Strider and your currently weight is about 213 pounds, you live with your older brother Dirk in the most cheapest little house in Derse you could afford with the money your recently deceased father, the man you believed was your Brother, left.

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    1/1
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    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

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    18/?
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    40
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    Your name is LIL HAL STRIDER and you have no fucking clue how to deal with people outside of a chat client.

    Before The Game, you'd known a grand total of four Real People™, but none of them actually considered you a "person". The only ones who might have seen differently were all 'fake' like you, and they're gone. You're the only one left.

    The player count for this batshit excuse for a Game Session is nine humans, two dozen trolls, two cherubs, and whatever the fuck you are. There's a whole new universe waiting beyond that (if you live to see it).

    You're beginning to realize just how complicated being a Real Boy™ can be.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    38
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    3
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    John wakes up one day before school to find that he's beginning to change. With the help of his friends, he must find a way to change back before it's too late and he's stuck like that forever.

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    Chapters:
    54/?
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    5
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    49
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    2
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    John and Dave were just teenagers bored out of their minds.

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    4
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    9
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    There is nothing interesting in that diary, is just a place where you write how tired you are and how writing in there makes you thing about other thing that isn't cut off your sleves... you mention your life too of course.

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    English
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    2,470
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    13
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    394
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    Dave is part of a group of demon hunters working on keeping Prospit safe from Derse. John is a recently expired ghost with no memory of how he died. It seems like John will be another helpful addition to the group, up until a rather powerful demon starts to show interest in him. Just what makes him so special? And why exactly do demons keep referring to him as 'heir'?

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    3,315
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    2
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    16
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    1
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    134
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    John Egbert. Hunter turned Demon at the hands of Dave Strider. By Demon law, he's part of the StriLonde hive now. But nobody ever said he would go quietly.

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    1/1
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    The trolls and humans all live on the same planet, and even better, all go to the same Secondary School! The main character here is the one and only Karkat Vantas, who is bullied over his short temper and a little bit of extra chub he has on.

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    Chapters:
    3/15
    Comments:
    2
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    2
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    Dave Strider's life is shit. (Previously titled Putrid Sex Object)

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    5/5
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    16
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    7
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    Karkat lives with his older brother, Kankri, and Crabdad. Kankri is a wizard, just like Karkat himself and Karkat attends to the magical school, but something is wrong; Why does he have all those blackouts and why is a lot of the Slytherins interested in him, while others fears him? And what is this thing with him, being able to talk with a snake?
    No Sburb/sgrub.

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    English
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    11/?
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    8
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    1
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    Dave is boning his bro but he has a crush on John and Bro is boning John's Dad and then Dad starts to bone Bro AND Dave and meanwhile John is pouting because he's getting boners for Striders and his Dad and he's totally unaware that he could have it.

    Your generic polyamorous fic with the Egberts and Striders! Enjoy~

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    76
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    214
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    45
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    In which John is chilling over at dave's house which turns into a hard confession.

     

    A lil gift for Kat.

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    1/1
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    Robots were lame. You did not want to build robots. All you were interested in was that Dersite kid who had so openly ignored you. Taking this job had supposed to be your one-way ticket to putting an end to that ugly attitude.

    The end of that ugly attitude marks the beginning of something you were not so prepared for.

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    English
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    1/1
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    4
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    3
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    Dave just wants to make it through high school alive and John just wants nothing to do with him. Pranking wars, awkward Food's projects and the occasional bad pun is had and somewhere in between the two dorks end up falling in love.

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    English
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    72,311
    Chapters:
    15/20
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    64
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    360
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    72
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas. John Egbert. Equius Zahhak. Vriska Serket. Gamzee Makara. Nepeta Leijon. Tonight is the night that everyone has spent their whole young lives waiting for. Hearts will break. Punch will be spiked. Ships will sail. Welcome to prom night.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/12
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    10
    Kudos:
    44
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    5
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    974
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    Every day that passes on this scorched and dead world brings new mysteries, new doubts. As things between the troll and the human progress from just friends to something else entirely, John begins to have misgivings. What are the others doing? Where are they now? Why did he come here?

    Is building a life with Karkat like this worth the price of staying?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,622
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    130

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