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    Bro's supposed to be headed out for a gig. He's gonna be late, but apparently John wants to punish him for booking a gig on his 18th birthday.

    Prompt fill for a friend on tumblr.

    Original prompt- "bros got a gig hes gotta leave for in oh-so-many minutes but john is giving him a striptease/bein flirty/smth and bro is like "we're gonna do it" and trying to do it really fast but john is trying to draw it out as much as possible nd its like a battle of wills like who will be victorious will it be quicky bro or john the tease who knows"

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    It is your birthday today!

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    What if the one that was apparently our true love was a freak? What if you were a freak too?
    That's the challenge John has to face except he doesn't have a true love. John is a freak along with the rest of his family.
    They all were born with weird symbols on their bodies that 'Supposedly' glows when around your soulmate. John has never found someone take his markings glow, let alone another freak like himself. Though when he enters his new school, everything changes.
    For the worse of course.

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    The game has ended, the players split, and after a year, Dave goes to tell John how he had always felt about him. But Dave knows it is too late and John may never know how Dave truly felt for him.

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    “How are you feeling?”

    “Like I got hit by a sexy car,” you respond. Is that your voice? Sounds like you have laryngitis, yikes. “Beep beep meow.”

    “You’re ridiculous,” he says.

    “Well, your jeans are pinching at my ass,” you manage. “Take them off and bake me pancakes.”

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    John Egbert is a freshman at a rather nice little university in the eastern United States. His roommate is a musician, a member of the school's a cappella group, and rather disturbingly good-looking.

    Shenanigans happen.

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    There's been a war that rages on underneath the very noses of the most observant beings, a battle that threatens to engulf the entirety of the human race and the rest of the world with it. A small gathering of beings from opposing sides have only one chance to stop it, and for this, they're going to have to aid each other in their quest to put an end to it themselves.

    [Pardon, prior to this I kind of screwed up the summary. I fixed it now, it's all a-okay. The summary isn't a very good representation of the fic though. Sorry.]

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    Your name is John, and you're going out with with the coolest person you know. But, the two of you stumble onto something that'll change your life forever. A young grey troll, with small candy-coloured horns, that acts just like a cat.

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    "I need you to start preparing for the war. You are the best mediums I know, and I’m not saying that just because we all got the job together. I need you at your best if we want any chance of surviving.” A glance was shared by the other five at the table, and in the course of a second an entire unspoken conversation took place.

    “Where do we start?”

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    All Karkat wants is to sit down and get adjusted to his new life.

    All Dave want to do is tell Jade to shut up.

    They get a little to much of what they wanted.

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    Having too much free time Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week: Equius admires Schwarzenegger in Terminator

    Previous movies:
    Con Air
    Ghost Rider
    Harry Potter
    The Shining
    The Room
    Tangled
    Jackass

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

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    It all starts with the wolf with the human eyes.
    And truly begins with myths becoming reality.

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    There's nowhere else you'd rather be.

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    “Yeah I know.” John bit his lip. “But, um . . . well you see . . .”

    Dave’s face fell for half a second. Shit, this couldn’t be going where he thought it was going. No.

    “Um, well, I can’t really tell Karkat, because, well . . . He’s sorta who I’m crushing on.”

    Shit.

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    TG: ok so listen up we got a whole lot of shit to get done and we gotta get it done today
    TG: so first order of business
    TG: we got to make a fucking cake
    TG: and when i say cake i mean the most succulent moist cream of the crop dessert that has ever graced this pathetic excuse for a meteor
    TG: its gonna be the king of cakes
    TG: the cake overlord
    TG: so much red velvet up in this bitch
    tentacleTherapist [TT] responded to memo.
    TT: Dave, your metaphors are getting away from you again.

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    Happy birthday, John!

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    Every Saturday, either John or him would go to each other's houses and hang out, maybe watch a movie, play video games, Skype together with Jade and Rose off in another country. This day was no different than usual, or so he thought.

    So he thought.

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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    Your dad frowns at your temperature and your feverish mind can only interpret it one way: You're dying. You're fucking dying on your birthday. This sucks. You were really looking forward to the new Batman movie.

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    It starts in the lee of a stone.

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