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    You've been following the red string for eight years, the only fleck of color among a vast expanse of white.

    You find the person at the end after five.

    You see their face for the first time when you're fifteen.

    [Red String of Fate. JohnDave. AU.]

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    Sburb City is just your average town with average people and businesses and events and whatever else. It seems pretty peaceful at first, but of course every city has its own side of criminals! Humanstuck troll cops AU, characters are around 20 years of age.

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    12/?
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    Beta OT4 impending parenthood, with plenty of happiness and fluff.

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    'You sigh. This was literally the exact opposite of what was supposed to happen. Now you're cold, damp, and probably going to be cannibalized for your succulent, tender flesh as the people around you descend into madness. Fuck everything.'

    Or, the plane crash AU that nobody asked for.

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    1/?
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    No, seriously, he's already a ball of barely-contained rage. Dave can totally vouch for that.

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    4/?
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    10
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    57
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    3
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    When everyone gets back from fighting Jack, Dirk has to break the news to Karkat. The news concerning Karkat's matesprit.

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    "Please John.." Your speech barely escaped your lips. "One last thing.." Your best friends eyes fill with tears as he holds your trembling body. "Anything, Dave.. Anything for you.."

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    5
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    14
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    Why did Jake English have to come in and fuck up Dave's life by bringing his tiny cousin to Dave's school.

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    1/?
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    They say that each persons life has a unique track for every moment. Combined with the track of your friends life's, you would get one amazing soundtrack.
    It's a good thing Karkat Vantas can write the lyrics to all of the songs. It's a good thing Dave Strider can sing them all. And sure, let's add John and Terezi to the mix so they can make the beats.
    With music and "with a little help from your friends" things can get better.

    Updated!: A friend told me a big chunk of the text was missing so I had to add it again. Sorry for the inconvenience :(

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    A young male by the name David Eli Wilkerson or it used to be that until he was forced to become David Elizabeth Strider but now days you were just called Dave. He was currently writing in a notebook while his 'Brother' who was actually your kidnapper was out doing whatever it was he did. In this note book he was writing down on how it all began in hopes if some one found it they would remember who he was or be able to save him.

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    17/?
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    20
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    The nations of Prospit and Derse have been at war since time before memory. An attempt at peace negotiations has finally been arranged, with two young leaders from both sides in attendance. John Egbert and Jade Harley from Prospit, Rose Lalonde and Dave Strider from Derse.
    The talks seem to go well for a time, and then everything goes horribly wrong. If there is to be any chance of peace ever again, if they are to survive at all, the four children from two opposing sides will have to work together, rely on each other, and trust one another with their lives.
    They have no other choice.

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    6
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    1
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    I got this idea off of a tumblr post. I don't remember the source, but here's the text from it: "how about a “our asshole mutual friends set us up on a blind date and didn’t tell us it was a blind date, so instead of getting to know each other we spent the entire ‘date’ scheming against them and decided an awesome way to get back at them would be to pretend to date and then have a horrendous breakup but now that we’re two months into this charade we’re not sure what’s real and what’s fake anymore” au"
    Dave and Jade are going to be the most frequent characters. John, Rose, Kanaya, and maybe a few others will appear occasionally but not too often. Enjoy!

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    a lots going on here but karkat has been accused of murder that he didn't do, were going to find out who really did it

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    78/?
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    When your brother died it took everything you had to not fall apart, to wait until you were sure Terezi couldn't see before you cried your eyes out. She couldn't understand and you couldn't exactly tell here. Since then you've made sure you are always distracted, and when you're not you've got Karkat you're moirail to piece you together.

    But today's the day that he is meant to show up. When he does you break down its been too long for their to e as much grief as there is anger left, so you let it all out on him.

    Not an easy task when he'll win a bet to earn your friendship and you'll slowly start to give more than just friendship to him.

    So what will happen when the winners universe isn't what you will want but what you think you want at the moment?

    You're name is Dave Strider, your brother and lover Bro Strider died when you were 13, now your 16 and your falling for his clone Dirk Strider, one day you'll be 17 and you'll win and lose at the same time.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    3
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    34
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    "You are the piece of me, I didn't know I'd need."

    A new era has fallen upon Albion with a new brand of Heroes. John is at the center with a troll whose come along to fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he was meant to be all along.

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    "You washed my fleece pajamas without fabric softener?" Karkat shrieks, stomping downstairs and waving the garment above his head like a battle flag. "You made the insides PILL!"

    John groans, slumping so far forward he's practically touching his toes. "You're right. I really messed up."

    "You FUCKED up!" Karkat corrects in his pitchy little shriek.

    John lets his head pop back up so he can wince visibly. "Don't say fuck."

    Karkat's tail puffs up like a feather duster. "You desecrated the one thing I have propriety over in this miserable suburban SHOEBOX! YOU'VE LOST YOUR 'FUCK' PRIVILEGES!"

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    14
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    1
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    No SBURB Coffee Shop AU in which Karkat Vantas simply attempts to get through his second year of college while working part-time in a small locally owned coffee shop, facing such trials as “why the fuck do those two assholes keep coming back,” “why do they keep ordering coffee they never drink anything you make,” and “HOW MANY TIMES CAN THEY KNOCK OVER THE SAME THREE TABLES OH MY GOD.”

    Includes one (1) easily irate demon, one (1) long suffering objecthead, one (1) often-clueless slime boy, one (1) natural disaster walking, one (1) moth girl, multiple fish people, one (1) werewolf, one (1) dragon, and several instances of things that should really get somebody banned from a coffee shop.

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    Comments:
    14
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    61
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    6
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    676
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    Your name is CRUZ VANA and you can't handle this shit anymore. Luckily, you are not alone in attempting to avoid your past.

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    1/?
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    11
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    The kids are raised and the nest is empty. Dave and Rose are both in college, Dirk still doesn't have a normal guy job, and Roxy's only getting better with age like the wine habit she's trying to kick.

    There's one less Lalonde in town though, as Dave starts his first semester under the Strider name.

    Just because they're all split up doesn't mean there's any less drama. Somehow, there's even more. Families have a way of doing that.

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    English
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    17,517
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    26
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    35
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    331
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    Back in the days when meteors still fell from the sky in dozens at a time, a girl and a boy grew up next door to each other in the shadow of a fallen city. They were as close as sister and brother (And maybe they were! It's hard to say, since so many people lost their families back then and were taken in by strangers), and in three seasons of the year they played together every day in the garden around the girl's house, where nothing grew but roses and even they were mostly thorns.

    Of course, it couldn't last.

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    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    9
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    99

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