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    Dave is a fairy that happens to get lucky after a run-in with a vicious canine. He now lives with a man he calls 'Bro'.

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    You dont know how you ended up here, but you better get used to it quick.

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    In which you are so in love with your best friend that it hurts.

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    1/?
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    DaveJade Week 2016 - Day 2: "Memes"

    Dave and Jade have a debate over memes. One meme in particular.

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    Her Imperious Condescension's Imperial Tiara has been stolen and now John and Dave are on a mission to get it back and save John's boss from an early death.

    Yeah this is just a rewrite of the movie script from the Spongebob Squarepants movie. This is a parody so please don't sue me.

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    Once upon a time, it was said that those who go to Mt. Ebott never return.

    Dave might not have gone to Mt. Ebott, and might have just been kidnapped through the Door that was supposed to go to their new universe after Sburb. Frisk might have just been resetting so that they could try one last run of the Underground. Unfortunately for everyone involved, there's been a little mix up, and now the Homestucks have to take care of a human child while Dave has to deal with his new childish image down in the Underground! In a story following two simultaneous storylines, will it be possible for the winners of Sburb to enter their new universe? Will it be possible for Dave to go through the Underground without killing a single monster?

    Find out here, in Glitchtale!

    (Original AU by Homofrost on tumblr. Thanks for letting me do this!)

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    7/?
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    360
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    56
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    This is a 30 Day OTP Challenge for Davekat

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    For what can a dark, twisted creature formed from rage and hate be called other than what it is?
    Monster.

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    Dave had always assumed that at the very least, he'd have the sanctuary of his own mind. Turned out, even the gates to that were shaky at best.
    [Your friendly neighborhood Meteorstuck, DaveKat-centric chapter-fic, with a bit of a twist. Pan-Quadrant romance and dream bubble adventures.]

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    18/?
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    "Your bro wants to say hi."

    That was the only time you had ever seen Bro cry.

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    7/?
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    10
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    Dr. Harley has been missing in action for three months. When his wife and student-slash-sorta-daughter hunt him down, they find a devil dog and a little girl who is alarmingly smart but not very articulate.

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    Now that John is eighteen, his dad has finally relented and is allowing him to visit Dave, all the way in Texas. At first, everything is great, until John brings up the very real possibility that Dave doesn’t love John as “just a friend” anymore. After all, you don’t usually fuck your best friend.

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    Falls from grace are never elegant...

     

    According to Jake English, demons don't exist.

    According to demons, Jake English was never supposed to exist.

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    10/?
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    Dave and Rose move to the west coast to get away from their problems and find some monsters. What they find instead are John and Jade.

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    You don't escape. You can't.

    You don't really know how you feel about that, but you know that you aren't allowed to feel. You are set up in a box, with rules pounded down upon you like you're just a meek little nail. The world is your project, and the rules are your hammer, keeping you grounded like you are the stake keeping the tent on the ground. You catch the rain, so your brother doesn't have to, and you keep the walls water proof so he doesn't slip. You're his protection. You're his house.

    But every house falls down.

    You just don't know when you will.

    -

    ((Or: In which Bro has epilepsy, and Dave's just trying to keep from coming down.))

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    Your name is John Egbert and you've decided to go on a diet. Since childhood, with all the cakes you've been fed, you're chubby and overweight. Puffed out cheeks, a flabby stomach, gigantic thighs, and fat fingers. Unattractive and fat, your crush on Dave is laughable, with a body like this. Compared to all this slim females wanting to be called Dave's significant other, he's nothing but dirt. So, he'll try and have a better chance of becoming so by losing weight. Fast as possible.

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    "P.S. Please don't cry over me, Dave. I'm not worth your cool, ironic tears."

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    A young man stands in his father’s study, a shattered mug at his feet. It just so happens that today, June 19, is FATHER’S DAY.

    Poor kid never saw it coming.

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    Jake English has been in a coma for three years, Dirk Strider waited each day for him to wake. Quite a bit happened in the time he was out.

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    3/?
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    the alpha kids, beta kids and trolls are all part of a group chat courtesy of dave.

    aka just pesterlogs

    please don't shoot me

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    2,334
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    8
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    33
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    1
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    388

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