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    Alternate title: "In Which Equius Is Petty And John Just Makes It Worse"

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    A world of laughter and silliness awaits you as you try your hand at the stand-up gig and try to sort out your feelings for the Jim Henson wannabe.

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    Just before entering the new universe, John comes up to Davepetasprite. He has an issue they might just be able to help with. After all, they used to be Dave. (Discussed davekat, discussed past one-sided johnkat, but I'm putting it in the description so as not to clog up tags).

    Done for johndave week 2017. Day 4: alternate timelines

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    After one eventful day at school in which both Dave and Karkat both receive a detention from the drunken Biology teacher, they seem to slowly grow closer. Maybe a little too close of both of their liking...

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    Your name is Dave Strider. You went to the library to study, but those plans took a slight detour.

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    John and Dave enjoy a quiet night in together.

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    Dragons and Faefolk don't usually get along well, but when you don't get along with your own people you start to outsource. And besides, its hard to care about species feuds when the guy is so attractive...

    (Johndave week 2017, day 3, "Your AU")

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    As far as he knows, John is the last elemental alive. He fled the Hunt and has been floating across the land ever since. Then, one day, he comes across a very bizarre bird. For Johndaveweek 2017 day three: AU

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    When Dave moves to Washington, he expects to spend the summer alone in his room until school starts. But when he stumbles on the sandlot, he discovers a baseball team needing one more player. He quickly gets dragged into the mix, but there's just one problem: he knows absolute dicksquat about the game.

    Luckily, John, the high school's best baseball player, swoops in to help.

    (this is basically a sandlot/baseball au. happy summer!)

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    "What I want to hear aren’t words like those
    Round and round, a whirlwind of thoughts
    The feeling that I wasn’t able to shake
    Gets in my way more than anything else."

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    John Egbert is on his way to his Gra- She is not my grandmother.- Sigh....To the house of his aunt's mother. Man does he dislike her or what? Anyways, he meets a stupid- and I am not saying he is stupid because he has a learning disability, I'm saying he's stupid because he is rude and mean and unpleasant to be a round.- wolf who is by the way his stalker. After getting to her house and then leaving, he gets taken a way by.........

    Disclaimer. Andrew Hussie everyone!

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    Yes, you hate him with a goddamn passion, but you can't deny it; he looks fuckable. And under kismesistude, that's what makes for a good soul mate in rivalry. Hell, this pursuit for ruining his reputation is a very black thing to do.

    But the way you're going about it is definitely worth as a plot for one of your troll romcoms, because you're bringing him down using a flushed strategy.

    What the fuck has your life come to?

    Or basically Karkat gets coerced into dating Strider in the hopes that he can break his heart and teach him a lesson because everyone's tired of his player lifestyle around the campus.

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    rhose leleonde and jhade hurley are togetha but rhose is not happy.
    (basically one big shitpost)

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    It's been 413 years since the first repoered quirk. Now almost everyone has a quirk of some kind. These power can only develop up until someones 13 birthday. John Egbert is an extremly late bloomer having developed his powers only a month ago on his thirteen birthday. Now he hopes to live up to his family tradition and become a great hero. (sorry I suck at summarys. Bascially john just got his quirk and is struggling to controll it. he and all his friends are traing to be heros at Sburb Academy. I hope you enjoy.)

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    Just series a mer love stories.

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    Somedays the only way you can get by is by clinging to the last threads of normalcy, even if it means ignoring half of your life. Written for johndaveweek 2017 day 2: song day, based on Fake It by Bastille

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    "Jenny take my hand, 'cause we are more than friends; I will follow you until the end."
    -"Jenny", Studio Killers

    (Johndave week 2017, day 2, "Song Day")

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    TT: Wait a moment.
    TT: Dave, what’s that on your face?
    TG: what are you talking about
    EB: uh wow now that you mention it.
    EB: dave is that… blood?

    Rose starts taking notice of Dave’s questionable home environment. Dave wishes she would stop blowing things out of proportion.

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    You mutter just under your breath, calling yourself every name in the book, and a few that aren't in the book. You get the point. Past you was an idiot. Present you isn't any better.

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    You can assume your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are suffering from memory loss after falling down the stairs. What is this rapid heart beat? Who's causing it? The Scripts we're published, finally. I had them done, but thought I already did.

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