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    In which Karkat experiences his first human sleepover, and is less than disappointed.

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    Спустя несколько лет после того, как мир вернулся к норме, Дейв берёт Роуз в короткий отпуск по причинам, которые он сам не совсем понимает.

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    ”You can't still be mad at me for that, that was years ago! Also I did try to reverse the spell.” You said with a pout on your face, arms crossed.

    ”Keyword: Try.” The black cat answered from the top of your shelf.

    Okay, so maybe your spell had backfired a little more than you cared to admit.

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    3/?
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    15
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    Jade Crocker is a young peasant, living with her brother and grandparents. She is friends with the daughter of the estate owner. Her name is Rose Lalonde. But being "friends" isn't in their interests. They both have romantic feelings for each other, but are too shy to tell the other. Amidst them fretting over their feelings, strange creatures appear. They manage to capture one, and take it into hiding at the Lalonde House. But, it is not long before the creatures steal someone else, as payback.

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    The day that Jake is sent across seas for his job in the army, Dirk becomes a single parent to his baby brother Dave. Now he's alone without his best friend, struggling to raise and support a baby on his own.

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    Dirk Strider, the famouse leader of the demon pack Strider-Lalondes was captured by Jake English, the leader of EHEC. And is being tortured for information. There's only one problem. The Strider-Lalondes got his younger brother John, and Dirks younger sibling Dave will do everything to get his beloved big bro back.

    Demonstuck belongs to my-friend-the-frog
    Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie

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    English
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    8/?
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    2008
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    Your stomach flips and you stop momentarily, checking to make sure you weren't imagining what you heard. Nope. John Egbert is definitely calling after you and definitely kicking up dust to catch up. You turn back around and speed-walk towards your hive.

    karkat: makin' my way down town, walkin fast
    john: HEY KARKAT
    karkat: WALKIN' FASTER

    this whole thing was an excuse to write smut and use use that meme and i'm not sorry

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    After much careful evaluation and thought, he had come to conclusion that yes, he was holding a baby. Why was he holding a baby? A small whimper drew his attention to the other little bundle at his feet. Two babies. He had two babies. Who in their right mind would trust him with children? Honestly, he was still a little fuzzy on that himself. It’s not every day you wake up, eat some stale fruit loops, drink two litres of Faygo and open the door to have an angry young lady shove wriggling things in your face.

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    Dave's been living alone for quite some time when his sister, Rose, finally suggests he get a pet. What he doesn't realize is that he's not just buying a pet, he's buying a lifetime friend.

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    English
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    6/?
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    Eridan Ampora can't take his own spiralling self-doubt coupled with the rejection of the girl that he loves, and his instability causes him to try something drastic.

    When he meets Karkat and Jade, he doesn't even get their names, but he sure as hell recognises them when they're rushed in through his new job at the hospital.

    Karkat blames himself of course. He always does, whenever anything happens to Jade it's always his fault and he can't stand the comfort of his friends. He can't sleep and he can't move, and when he breaks down crying at Jade's bedside in the early hours of the morning, he finds comfort in a silent water-bearer.
    The cool drink calms him down.

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    6/?
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    When Jade dies, it was hard on Dave. When Bro dies, it was unbearable. A friend who doesn't love you back, and a strong urge to do sweet fuck all really adds to the pile.

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    1/?
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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you didn't realize that the cute girl you'd seen around school was your best friend's sister. You also didn't suspect that she had absolutely no boundaries or cultural awareness when it came to clothing and decency.

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    Randomised songs from one of my playlists!

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    In which Karkat doesn't notice any of his surroundings when watching a film. Not even when being touched...?

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    5
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    Bare Your Midriff

    With the added wings and sword in his chest, Dave ends up foregoing shirts altogether. The other two react with some discomfort at first, but then end up assuming a similar clothing style for extra cuddling.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    The Little Shop That Wasn't There Yesterday - "You know the place. It was a vacant lot when you went by this time yesterday. It'll probably be a vacant lot again this time tomorrow but right now, there's a shop there that looks like it came out of Charles Dickens — or maybe H.P. Lovecraft. If you go inside, you'll find a quirky old shopkeeper who has any number of potentially magical — and potentially inconvenient — artifacts available for sale. Cheap. Today only. Just for you.
    Just don't expect a liberal returns policy."

    Series
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    English
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    1/1
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    5
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    really the title summarizes this
    its just a fluffly one-shot based on a convo i had w my friends
    update as of 8/27: alright so ive gotten two requests for another chapter, so that might happen. i dont know when as school has started so im v busy right now. also i have no idea what the second chapter will be. or how to add a chapter.
    so yeah any suggestions for the next chapter would be greatly appreciated

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    1/1
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    Dave hears loud music from Bro's room. He recklessly decides to venture and see what's going on.

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    English
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    Alternate title: Six Times John Tried To Put It In Rose's Vagina (And One Time He Succeeded)

    EB: rose, i need help.
    EB: everyone is hot.
    TT: Oh, John.
    EB: what???
    TT: Welcome to your sex drive.
    TT: You're a few years late, but it's not a race.

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    Backstory for To by Too.

    Series
    • Part 6 of 2x2
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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/8
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    4
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    14
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    2
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    275
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    Four in your bed, at midnight or at three in the afternoon, a tangle of arms and legs. Sometimes when someone is tired or busy or gone you’ll group off in twos or threes, but when all four of you are at home and willing—those are your favorite times.

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    2x2 compliant, not necessarily 2x2 canon.

    Language:
    English
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    1/1
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    3
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    38
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    9
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    395

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