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    Karkat takin care of a drunk dumb baby

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    On a plane is the last thing Karkat wants to be on. But he has to for a school trip to Europe. He needs just one good distraction to help his fear of flying.

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    Only, he told him that he loved him.

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    This has an extremely unfortunate beginning, being placed in a science classroom...Quite awful. I am sorry to anyone that I offend with my torturous view on said Science Guys. :}

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    Introducing our new Student Leaders! Includes:

    - One cheery president
    - One grouchy vice president
    - A stuttering secretary
    - An obtuse treasurer
    - A lisping store manager
    - And many more!

    Warning: Satisfaction not guaranteed.

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    Set in medieval ages with magic, potions, and monsters. John is the son of a duke and heir to his duchy, Dave is a knight and the duke's champion, Jade is the hold's apothecary and John's magic mentor, and Rose is the arcane advisor to the duke. Together, they discover something that will change the world and possibly destroy it.

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    Dave is a schizophrenic boy and has been sick most of his life. Problem is, he is denying his illness and medication, which will lead him into vivid hallucinations. His bro is forcing him to eat his medication, and so far, Dave has been free of any hallucinations for a while, but his self-hatred is still there. One day at the hospital, Dave meets John, a cheery fellow. But will John be able to help Dave, or simply drive him mad?

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    After Cancer's big reveal, the group begins to fraction. Rose desperately scrambles to keep everyone together.

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    Your name is John Egbert, and you are so clueless as to what is happening. Your pretty sure that this man is trying to flirt with you, but you aren't complaining.
    ((okay so this is based off of a soulmate AU on tumblr, where everyone is born with two eye colors, the left is theirs and the right is their soul mates. And i was like: hey. Im gonna do the thing with my otp and everyone will have to deal with my shitty writing. so yeh. that sums it up. Also I might add smut in later chapters but idk. Its probs just gonna be fluff, but yeah just a warning.))

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    -Nepetaquest 2016: Intermission 1-

    John isn't stupid. He knows she has an ulterior motive for talking to him. It's pretty obvious.

    (Though he may not be entirely right about what that motive is.)

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    Okay, I know the relationships they say in the tags. But this is mainly just John and Dave. There may or may not be little side bits with the other relationships.

    Basically, they're dorky kids growing up into just as dorky adults.

    I won't give spoilers, just know I don't like unhappy endings.

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    Mermaids are dangerous creatures that can change moods very quickly and don't fair well with humans.
    A mermaids' bite can signify three things:- 1) They bit you out of distrust/self-defense and then they released a small poison into you.The area where they bit would start to turn purple until it eventually rots, you die, or the bite just leaves you feeling sick for a week. 2)They bit you softly on purpose on the right side of your neck.This means that they trust you for now. The area where they bit glows silver a little at night. And 3)If a Mermaid bites you on the left side of your neck,sucks and licks the wound clean then they have chosen you to be their mate, or think that you would be a suitable mate. That bite wound glows red at night.

    John is just too curious for his own good and ends up befriending a grouchy merman. This ends up getting him in quite a lot of trouble. John you dumbass. You never turn your back on the body. EVER. (Mermaid AU~)

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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

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    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

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    a crack fic that my friend wrote, then sent to me, and then we decided it would be funny to post it. Enjoy.

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    Tony Stark is not Willie Wonka, even if he has the last of the Oompa Loompas (Trolls) in his basement.

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    Your name is on my wrist, and I'd love to talk to you. I'm very sorry I haven't contacted you before, my mother has warned me against it for so long. I'm sorry if this comes off as too forward, but I'm very nervous, you are so pretty! I look forward to talking to you. Sincerely, Rose Lalonde.

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    Karkat is sleeping and John gets curious, and then embarrasses himself. Then Karkat wakes up. They talk and then cuddle, kinda.

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    Twelve Alternians attend a school on Earth. Shipping and shenanigans ensue.

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    John comes over thinking that they're going to go out, but Roxy has different plans...

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