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    John Egbert seems like a perfectly normal teenager. He goes to school, watches shitty movies, has lots of friends, a loving father, and brings home good grades. However, there is one thing that makes John different than all his friends.

    He doesn't have a crush. And he's never had one, nor does he get them. In fact, he doesn't experience romantic or sexual attraction towards anyone. This leads John to feel isolated and confused in a world full of sex and romance, which is particularly prevalent in high school. It gets even worse when someone starts leaving love notes in his locker - and it's not just one of his friend's pranks this time, either.

    Characters belong to Andrew Hussie, I don't own any of them.

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    Dave pulls his hands out from his pockets, and begins to pull off his shoes as he walks towards the ocean. Grasping the bottom of his white T-shirt, he pulls it over his head cleanly, and tosses the article of clothing onto the ground only a few feet away from his shoes. Wearing only his shorts now, Dave's pace picks up. Soon enough, he's gone from a slow jog to a sprint, darting towards the ocean. Feeling the sand underneath his bare feet and between his toes, he stumbles forward. This only pushes him on, trying to run faster. Hands stretched outwards to help balance himself, Dave continues towards the ocean. Before he knows it, he has reached the end of the sand and is standing inches away from the water. As Dave gets ready to jump, he stops. Looking into the moonlit water, he sees his reflection- hair tussled, and face appearing emotionless behind his sunglasses.

    Dave can't do it. He can't jump in.

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    Dad Egbert lives alone in his house that has suddenly become much too lonely and empty for him. Deciding to get his old tv fixed, he gives his son a call. John takes the opportunity to send Bro Strider to his house, hoping for the two to become friends. Dad, being a bit of a shut-in, is very nervous about the whole situation..

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    There is an unrest brewing deep in the countryside of the kingdom of Skaia. The Black King has finally put an end to magic users, banished and killed until there were none left.

    Yet some survived.

    Hidden away in quiet villages and with families who would rather die than support the ruling family, they survived. They need time for their powers to grow, but grow they will, and John is ready for that day.

    After all, he is the heir.

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    Dave Strider finds Karkat Vantas through their blog on Tumblr at the suggestion of his sister Rose. They start talking and actually live pretty close to each other.

    Lets just say their relationship ends up being really confusing.

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    A virtual reality video game gone horribly wrong. Timelines through universes connected by a terrible presence posed to send all to oblivion in a swirl of darkness. An anomaly tied to an innocent soul.

    The players of SGRUB have figured out that something strange is going on with their session. Beings called humans are connecting to them, from universes in the future. The timeline is doomed, but not crumbling into mass murder and psychotic chaos. It's possible that they do in fact have a second chance at not only succeeding at the game, but also in destroying the virus that's attacking everything. But even with bonds starting to crumble, they can be repaired and held tightly, made to be stronger than ever. And with the success of each bond, the conclusion of each time loop or quest and confrontation with a Denizen, the chances of defeating the darkness grow stronger than ever.

    Karkat Vantas swore when the game began to keep his friends safe. But even as he leads his friends to the light, what he doesn't realize is that the closer to light they come, the greater their shadows grow...

    Don't be afraid, for you are the one who will open the door.

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    Summer is a strange time of year.

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    Dave and his family have been demons for almost a century. He, unlike his family, has turned away and shunned the life of cannibalistic hunt and gruesome murder. He would preferably like to live as normal as possible, even if that meant wearing sunglasses to hide his demonic features, and try to make the most out of his near immortal time on Earth.
    However, one night when he and his family had been hiding out in Oregon on terms with the Vantas' bloodline, a Demon hunter planned his family's murder.

    John Was orphaned at a very young age when a demon slipped into his home at the dead of night. Ever since then, he and his Uncle and Cousin have lived in the forested mansion deep in the heart of Oregon, traveling to different jobs around the country when called upon, and trained to kill monsters that threatened his family, or the lives of others.
    he had received word on a group of people who had been hiding out in a nearby town- where murders have been taking place.
    While set on killing what he had been taught were 'monsters,' he was trapped by a red eyed demon by the name of Dave Strider.

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    Did you know the butterfly effect? It's that theory that says that one small change in the past can have drammatic effects in the future. Now Imagine what could happen if the meteors that carry John, Rose, Dave and Jade had landed in the wrong place at the wrong time and, because of this, the wrong guardian will grow them. What will happen? I am the Sentry of Paradox Space and I will tell you a story about how a "little" mistake had almost destroyed the whole Paradox Space. (Part 1: how the Guardians found the children)

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    Anonymous said to naasssttttyyyyy: Hope this is on anon, sometimes its hard to tell on my phone. I wanted to ask if maybe you could write some nsfw JohnDave where Dave has a daddy kink and he accidentally slips up infront of John maybe talking in his sleep or whatever you fancy. Thank

    soft lmao. theyre like 17 ig

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    Anonymous said to naasssttttyyyyy: im a simple man who just wants human gamzee to bang john

    The title is a joke for 'kiss kiss fall in love" but I wasn't good at titles anyways.

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    It's 6 a.m. on a Tuesday morning- Dave and John have to tear themselves away from their precious dreamland to wake up and face the world. Together they consume breakfast and enjoy some light-hearted conversation before heading out the door for the school day.

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    A series of connected scenes about the Homestuck crew on Tellius.

    Dave is a cute baby crow.

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    You, John Egbert, have a ghost in your apartment. You're positive there is one, and that he's a smart ass.

    You're also positive you'd do almost anything to be able to keep talking to the blonde that dances at the edge of your vision, even if it meant pushing the boundaries of what you previously were so certain you understood.

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    You can assume your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are suffering from memory loss after falling down the stairs. What is this rapid heart beat? Who's causing it? The Scripts we're published, finally. I had them done, but thought I already did.

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    You could have said no.

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    Summary: John loses his daughter Casey in the crowd. He hopes he will find her in a nearby toy store.

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    My collection of fics for this year's JohnDave week.

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    Dr. Harley has been missing in action for three months. When his wife and student-slash-sorta-daughter hunt him down, they find a devil dog and a little girl who is alarmingly smart but not very articulate.

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    "You learned a long time ago never to give Vriska Serket a loan. She’s not the kind of girl who repays her debts—at least, not in currency."

    --

    John, Terezi, Dave, and Karkat have been together happily for years. Vriska ends up homeless, and they have a spare room in their house where she can stay for now. Poly adjustments ensue.

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