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    A compilation of Homestuck ships put into very fluffy situations.

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    OH BOI HOMESTUCK AND SHAKESPEARE
    I'm not good at these so I'll just have the cast here:
    Theseus- Gamzee
    Hippolyta- Terezi
    Egeus- Sollux
    Hermia- Feferi
    Lysander- Tavros
    Demetrius- Eridan
    Helena- Nepeta
    Oberon- Equius
    Titania- Aradia
    Puck- Vriska
    Peter Quince- Jake
    Bottom- Dave
    Flute- Jade
    Starveling- Rose
    Snout- John
    Snug- Dirk
    Philostrate- Kanaya
    Peaseblossom- Latula
    Cobweb- Mituna
    Moth- Kankri
    Mustardseed- Meulin
    Updates whenever I feel like it

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    Bonus Round 5 fill for the HSWC.

    "Mind-controlled!Karkat ♠ Vriska

    " I would just like to let everyone know... that I suck... and that I'm a girl... and I like ribbons in my hair... [sigh] and I want to kiss all the boys"

    -Grif, Red vs Blue"

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    You wished you weren't such a coward.

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    In which Karkat works at Hollywood Video and falls in love too easily. Bad movies are watched. Jelly donuts are eaten. Roommates do damage control.

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    "Dietrich Bane Strider," he said loudly, "do you grant verbal consent to the removal and alchemization of your current mortal soul for the life of David Elizabeth Strider, in whatever condition he may arise in, so swear you upon all unholy and decrepit?"

    "...I swear."

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    So Dave and John are not the best of friends, and then they are sat together for a project. One day they stay after school to work at it.

    (Originally by Teki, revised by me!)

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    When sixteen pairings are forced to act like they're couples and compete on a gameshow, when they don't even know what the prize will be, well, let's just say that chaos is inevitable!

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    Bro doesn't know how to deal with his kid going off to college, so he reacts the way any sane man would and moves to the other end of the country. The only problem? Turns out his new home is the site of a popular suicide spot. He finds himself with an unusual hobby: that is, quite literally talking people off the ledge. What else is a lonely pornographer going to do with his time, right?

    And then someone vaguely familiar shows up on the cliff behind his house.

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    (Formerly known as "The Problems of Grimdark")
    John Egbert meets a girl, she is what completes his group of friends. Soon though, things start to get out of hand for the gang and maybe a little messy. Depends on how well the U.S Government can handle it.

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    7/?
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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week.................... My Little Pony.

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

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    Everyone in Dave's life is dead. They all died the same year as his ability to give a fuck.
    Everything in John's life is alive, except himself. He died the same day as his and Dave's ongoing cycle of deceit.

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    You honestly want to know which ignoramus had the bright idea that reanimating the dead was a good hobby to take up. If you could find them, you’d gratuitously shove your foot so far up their ass that they’d taste the mysterious substance you stepped in last month.

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    Jade goes off ship to check on a secret project

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    Cats cannot turn their lips upwards any more than the already set curve of complacent superiority.

    One could tell she was flattered, though.

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    When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

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    Four years have passed since the explosion at Felt Mansion, and everything has changed. The Midnight Crew is dead, and the city is at war with itself. Countless gangs fight unending turf wars with each other, each dreaming that they'll be the one to replace the Crew. They're all wrong. There is only one gang that will match them, and it doesn't exist yet. The twelve people who will someday form it are living very different lives, from an ex-handmaid assassin who takes refuge in inevitability to a cheerful aquarium-worker hiding lethal psychic abilities. None of them knows they're about to be caught up in the cloak-and-dagger politics of Midnight City, but it won't be long before its fate rests in their hands. If they're lucky, they might even find out what really happened that night.

    The night of the Mansion Run.

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    Your name is Cronus Ampora and you hate your new school the only reason you put up with it is because of a cute Nerd

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    even if you dont find the rainbow after the storm, you doubt itll be the end of the world

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    Au where Vriska is OP.

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    Homestuck AU. Games over - sort of. Vriska travels through time to save all of her friends, but at the end of all the timelines, she ends up ‘dead’, later to be revived by Lord English for another round of time travel. This game ends only when Vriska survives until her birthday October 25th, she forfeits, or she loses by running out of time. Everytime she travels through time, she forgets stuff, and she gets fewer days in the next jump.

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    32/?
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    10
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