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    In which John is an asshole and Karkat is somewhat patient, but mostly unforgiving. Who butters a cat, anyway?

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    Repeated Measures ANOVA test: appropriate to use when having the same subjects tested three or more times in order to see if a treatment has had any affect.

    When The Scratch results in the trolls finding themselves on Earth with the kids having no recollection of the game, and have instead lived normal lives up to this point, it seems to be a result of a simple glitch in the system. As they unwittingly start peeling back the layers of this new reality, it becomes apparent that there is much more wrong with this universe than meets the eye.

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    Your name is Pelira Safgeo, and you are a sue with some sarcasm in the audience and a writer who hates sues but is fine wit your objective to make some pairing happen.

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    Just a little thing I whipped up.

    Blind John is new to MSPA High, and cool-kid Dave has been helping him get around. But of course, people start to talk.

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    (OH MY GOD I'M SO PICKY ABOUT THIS SUMMARY)
    This fic is an entirely angsty gay college au cliche, but don't worry there's some shitty humour along with hot ships.
    Johndave /pepsicola /whatever you wanna call it is the main ship.

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    John and Dave. Vegas. You can gather what happens from there.

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    A Homestuck AU based in Paris, with plenty of thrilling tales to tell. This city sets a stage for dramatic events that slowly unfold. Remember, it can only go deeper from here! Explicit due to sex, potential violence. Trigger warnings for depression/cutting, and beatings/violence. Various pairings, which will be added to the tag as they appear in the story.

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    In the aftermath of the peaceful alliance between humans and trolls, one lonely starship struggles to provide tech support in a galaxy that just wants too much drama for its own good.

    One Sollux Captor, captain of said starship, gets caught up in a mystery that goes WAY beyond his job description.

    He also tries desperately not to find love in this galaxy, and of course runs face first into it.

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    Every human has a counterpart. Most are Angels, who live their lives with only one mission: When their human dies, bring its soul to Heaven. After they complete their task, they are rewarded a life time on Earth as a human. But things are never that simple, and never that easy.

    When Dave dies, Dirk will have to find this out the hard way.

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    Jake is a slave to the one and only Dirk Strider.

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    I don't even know what to say about this. I'd rather not say anything about this.

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    An illustrated guide to all the things John Egbert has given Karkat Vantas over the sweeps (many of which are headaches), including a crippling case of selective mutism and a knee-deep swamp of denial.

    Alternately titled: Why Nepeta Leijon has got more shipping cred than all you posers.

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    this was meant for hswc 2014 but my team picked the cliche entry for the theme "cycles". so enjoy this, maybe?

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and if it wasn’t obvious enough already, you’re in love with the mopey little goober next door, who just so happens to be your lifelong best bro.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and those fuckwads drew your name.

    The rebellion after the 75th games never happened. Presidents have come and gone, and our current president, President English, has set up reaping day like always. But the children presented to the Capitol may have the most exciting and heartbreaking games yet.

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    This is an AU where four popular stories combine, making Hogwarts their new home! Including crack ships, sex, fun, and OCs!!!

    Trigger warning for addiction and cutting and suiciding and DEATH

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    Your name is GAMZEE MAKARA and you FUCKED SOME THINGS UP.

     

    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you CAN'T DO THIS ON YOUR OWN ANYMORE.

    ((I fuckin suck at summarys and frankly I don't give a shit

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    the city devours them, all light and cold steel kisses. and they dig the magic out of it with their fingernails till their hands are all bloody mud.

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    You are John Egbert and you are the best friend and wingman Dave Strider will ever know.

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