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    “John, when you were eleven you didn’t even know what sex was. If you did, you would not have clicked on that link for two girls one cup. Twice.”

    This is the straightest most bro-est make out session that ever happened. Not even a little bit of it is gay. Nope.

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    You don't know why you didn't kill him. He doesn't know why he's still alive. Neither of you understand what is happening, but John hasn't thrown that rib of yours away yet, and you can't tell if you want to see him again because you want it back, or because you want him.

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    Life is full of hard and unexpected obstacles. These 18 friends are taking on the world together.

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    Dave Strider is fucked up, he came to terms with this when he feel in love with his older brother, Broderick Strider.
    He didn't expect his life would turn out to be even more fucked up than even himself.
    Or that he'd play a game that ended the world.
    Or that it would kill Bro.
    Or that he would find a paradox clone of said sibling.
    Come to think of it he didn't expect a lot of things.

    So whats a fucked up kid supposed to do when the game ends and Bro comes back? Or when Dirk seems to not exist?
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    “Shut up! Don’t call me that! You’re not my Bro! Stop acting like that just because you act like him and because you’re supposed to be a younger version of him makes you my brother, because you’re not!”
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    "Yes Rose, I am aware he's dead. Thank you ever so much for bringing that back up because I really needed to be reminded of that."
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    TG: please exist dirk, please
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    "Fuck, I'm sorry, I'm pathetic, here I am crying my eyes over one fucked up relationship when your right here for me, perfectly healthy and alive and not dead and I'm sorry."

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    John has no sense of direction in his life. Three years since meeting the person he swears is the one and he's still hung up on the brief encounter.
    In a twist of fate, the pair meet again through the license plate on a fancy car.

    AU
    No trigger warnings yet, though I can't guarantee there won't be later limes.

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    When your brother died it took everything you had to not fall apart, to wait until you were sure Terezi couldn't see before you cried your eyes out. She couldn't understand and you couldn't exactly tell here. Since then you've made sure you are always distracted, and when you're not you've got Karkat you're moirail to piece you together.

    But today's the day that he is meant to show up. When he does you break down its been too long for their to e as much grief as there is anger left, so you let it all out on him.

    Not an easy task when he'll win a bet to earn your friendship and you'll slowly start to give more than just friendship to him.

    So what will happen when the winners universe isn't what you will want but what you think you want at the moment?

    You're name is Dave Strider, your brother and lover Bro Strider died when you were 13, now your 16 and your falling for his clone Dirk Strider, one day you'll be 17 and you'll win and lose at the same time.

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    Post-game John tries to prank Rose again, and finds surprising a Seer of Light to be more difficult than he would like.

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    Sburb has ended, and the trolls and humans are in charge of a new world. Then a new enemy strikes; boredom. Karkat is now a prime target in a game created by bored teenage girls. Who will win his heart? Or has it already been stolen?

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    6 couples fall in love in 45 ways, in 45 locations, in 45 days. Some of those times were in different universes.

    basically just a sad excuse to not stick to the same story

    i'm sorry in advance for the feels

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    It's April 13th, 2013 and John Egbert's 15th birthday. And for this very special birthday, his dad is allowing him to adopt a troll! John is both excited and overwhelmed with this and almost can't choose, until he discovers something about a certain little red blooded troll that he simply can't ignore.

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    John Egbert is an intern at big-time firm Harley International, and at times gets a little carried away with slacking off and finding things to take his mind away from actually working.

    It's not a surprise when new employee Sollux, or 'tech-guy', has unfortunately caught the eye of a hopeless Egbert, and can only be taken on an awkward ride of 'are we dating or what'.

    Workplace relationships are tricky situations.

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    In which Jade remembers one very large drawback to her godhood.

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    He's back.

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    The attraction was sudden and real but can it survive, when everything around them starts crashing down and somebody's biggest secret is revealed.

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    What else would you expect after your whole world just got hit at 45 mph, rolled twice, then just hung there limp in a seatbelt after it spewed blood everywhere?

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    a series of short stories revolving around different versions of Rose Lalonde

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    He forced you to look at the mirror, and you noticed how close you actually were to your bed. But he had shown up in your territory, and treated you as his inferior. You were being treated like an animal, and you didn't even care.

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    Dave Strider is shit out of luck and unable to afford his apartment. Karkat Vantas just needs a place to stay. Though the two are complete strangers, they will find that they have more in common than they ever thought possible.

     

    EVERYONE IS QUEER AS FUCK AND NO ONE IS WHITE

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    This is a spin-off of UFUT but this time, let's have little Eridans POV and a few ships id love to shove in here. Sadly can't shove many cause canon ships have sailed for them but hh I can make one or two happen.
    I wanted to tell a petstuck story for Eridan. How he came to Feferis care. How he felt through all this. I hope coldhope doesn't mind? And Sacc. Hh. Enjoy.

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    The universe shifts as eight new gods visit. The gods shudder as they feel their powers moving. It's easier just to hide and deny it. No one could deny one thing, at least: the new kids at camp were weird.

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