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    When Eridan Ampora and Feferi Peixes abandoned their lives of privilege and expectations two years ago and went into hiding, neither of them expected that they would end up neck-deep in politics, blood, and revolutionary fervor, all schemed by their crazy neighbors in the apartment upstairs.

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    A rehearsal for a high school play takes an unexpected, tragic turn. Warnings for very slight gore, sad stuck, and major character death. And bad writing.

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    All the beta trolls and pre-scratch kids are humans on earth where they spend their time flarping. Team Scourge led by Terezi and Vriska gets embarrased by Team Swag led by Dave and John which leads to a Flarping war and a lot of unexpected outcomes (hint: expect some of my favorite ships to set sail).

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    You don't know why you didn't kill him. He doesn't know why he's still alive. Neither of you understand what is happening, but John hasn't thrown that rib of yours away yet, and you can't tell if you want to see him again because you want it back, or because you want him.

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    This is not quite the ideal rom-com a young man wished to live through.
    In fact, it was the complete opposite… and held a lot more concussions than he had thought could happen within a single season of baseball.
    This is Karkat Vantas and this is not even his own story.
    It’s filled with three baseball teams and a girls’ softball team in fact.

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    "No mating pets with other pets unauthorized. There's a branch in your local government building created specifically for pet breeding and handling. Also, your credibility number will be effected if your pet does something illegal or against common morals. If your credibility number becomes too low, you will be charged and Dave will be euthanized. If you are incarcerated even once, Dave will be detained and be ineligible for adoption again. You won't be allowed to adopt another pet. Also, don't forget the golden rule; no romantic relations with your pet. The law forbids it."

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    What do you do if you meet a troll? Hide.
    I mean, it's not like you're going to outrun them. They're about twenty-five feet tall.
    John is really starting to regret this whole beanstalk shtick. The grumpy guy who lives over his house is nothing like he expected! He's actually super adorable.
    ...Unfortunately, he still kind of wants to eat John.

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    -He never loved you.-

    John Egbert has moved on from his fling with his best friend Dave Strider when they were fifteen. Only he's falling back in love again, after all these years.

    -Your name is John Egbert and you're feeling a bit melancholy.-

    On the other hand, Karkat is living a poor but satisfying life as a research student and that's the real reason people should read this thing.

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    7/?
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    You never did know how to handle your little brother. It wasn't that you didn't love him, but it wasn't easy. Still, you never gave up. Not ever.

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    He's come to this place to die. He knows there's no hope of surviving, and he's already lost too much to turn back. The only goal he has left is to take some of these bastards down before he goes. He promised Crabdad that much.
    His name is Karkat Vantas, and these are the threshecutioner trials.
    His name is Karkat Vantas, and this is the reason he fights.
    If only it were simpler.

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    In which Karkat tackles the problem that is his future, and becomes three different kinds of pissed off in the process.

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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you're a mutant-blood. Despite this, you've managed to join the elite group called the Threshecutioners by injecting yourself with an illegal serum that lets you become a jade-blood, if only for a few days. You've climbed the ranks and now you have been chosen to lead an important mission --- a mission to assassinate one of the rebel leaders. you were positively brimming with pride until the Grand Highblood decided it was necessary to swat you down from your high horse and tell you it wasn't even an important leader. Granted, it was a Psiioniic, but Sollux Captor wasn't going to live long if someone with your skills were on the case.
    However, the Grand Doucheclown then proceeded to give you the worse team in the history of paradox space --- a cat girl and a sweaty rock.
    THE FUCK?
    When you questioned the number of minions you get, the Grand Dickface told you the mission was covert, and that only three trolls were needed. At that point, you'd probably would have gotten yourself executed with your yelling if your moirail hadn't come stumbling over to you in his stoned glory to shoosh-pap you.

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    Welcome to Doc Scratch's Vocational High School, a school of fighting to show how powerful you are, and where you stand, death is at nearly every corner, you know how it goes, you live you die, except you must fight for the sake of the school, once you are in you live here, never, or hardly able to return home, you can contact your parents or guardians, but you cannot see them there are over three hundred thousand students here in this school specifically made for fighting, we only take the best of the best fighters.

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    AU: Every year, on his birthday you play the piano, for John. it's the way he would have wanted it. In some ways you kind of hope it'll bring him back to you. But that kind of thing only happens in fairy tales.

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    Your name is John Egbert, and you have always loved summer. What you do not love, however, is your job at your family's ice cream shop. Until one day, when a mysterious pair of siblings walks in.

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    In which one reborn New-Earth troll is a high maintenance moirail, boyfriendating is hard for members of any species, and the human boy doesn’t want anyone getting down to the bottom of this mystery...

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    You won.

    You all banded together and Lord English and his servants were defeated. It wasn't without costs, of course, but you still did it.

    When you arrived in the new universe you became gods. Well, you already were really, but there was a major difference between having god-like powers and people actually worshiping you. But there were some things missing.

    And it's not hard to be lonely when there's only seven people you can talk to and none of them really understand.

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    2/?
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    6
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    "You like John Egbert and there’s not much else to say about it. It’s not some little crush that’s got you hung up more than clothes on a clothesline--No, it’s pretty goddamn close to love and it’s physically killing you. Honestly you don’t think you could be so selfish, wishing all the damn time about how much you fucking care for his ass. Nope, you like him a damn lot and it’s a shame."

    A high school AU where Dave is horribly in love with his best friend. Stuff happens. Will Dave get his man??? Maybe.

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    When Terezi tricked John into going on a suicide mission, it created a splintered, doomed timeline. Two players dead. No chance of winning. Stuck in a dead end session.

    This is the story of Davesprite's timeline.

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    57/?
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    28
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