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    Well we made it through the game! WhOOOOOOOO -activate clap track- John wants to show everyone this AWESOME treehouse he made back on Earth. AWESOME. Well that didn't go as planned and we are running from - HOLY COW ARE THOSE WALKING SKELETONS AND WHY DOES ONE LOOK LIKE HE IS IN COSPLAY?! Hilariousness ensues.

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    Dave Strider is being forced to go to Camp Skaia, a famous camp on the west coast where children travel the country to attend. Alongside his older brother Dirk, and his obnoxious assigned camp buddy John Egbert, Dave just hopes he’ll be able to make it out of these eight weeks alive.

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    All darkness has a light.

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    When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
    The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
    What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
    When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
    "But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?"

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    Two parabatai find a body, a mundane begins to see things, a warlock worries, and irons are put in the fire.

    ((A Shadowhunters/Homestuck crossover))

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    Rose encounters something strange in the woods, and soon finds herself at the center of something that is beyond the scope of human experience and this very Earth as an alien creature takes root inside of her.

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    It should have been alright. You won! You finally got to go home, after three long years.

    But three long years of having bigger things to worry about than your own personal shit and suddenly having no distractions whatsoever can really fuck a kid up.


    A post-SBURB thing I came up with because I see so much angsty stuff for, say, Dave and Karkat, but what about John? Causing the apocalypse, losing his dad, dying twice, and constantly fighting for his life, all on his birthday, and then never talking about it??? Yeah, I'd say that's pretty much the perfect recipe for some angsty shit right there.

    aka john finally has to deal with the fact that he never actually grieved over his dad.

    I'm also not exactly sure how to rate this??? There's no nsfw so I'm just gonna keep it at teen and up and call it good.

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    At the age of ten, John knew aliens existed.
    At the age of thirteen, John is kidnapped by said aliens.
    Now, at the age of sixteen, John wonders if he's in love with said aliens.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and John Egbert is almost too fucking adorable for words. His dorky-ass glasses magnify his already-large blue eyes, and his enormous buck teeth give him an innocent, childlike look. His black hair is always in bedhead form, but it suits him. He's small, and slim, and snorts when he laughs, and he's adorable. More often than not, you find yourself wanting to kiss the shit out of him.

    Not to mention that he's bringing you baked goods, for free. Shit doesn't get much cuter than that.

    ...Or maybe that's just your stomach talking; the details don't really matter to you all that much.

    [SLOW UPDATES]

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    The flower—the flower, it's . . . it's delicacy and strength. There's an imperceptible fragility to the boldness of the color. It looks loud, out there and brave, it looks like passion and heat, but a cooler, more human kind of heat. It's striped with a paler version of itself that emanates an ethereal kind of refreshing springtime feeling. It is, to put it in a nutshell, fucking beautiful.

    In which you only see color once you meet your soulmate, and the first color you see is the same as your soulmate's eyes.

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    Two best bros unwittingly fall for each other, time after time.

    The first time, they meet across the expanse of the Internet as anonymous, faceless voices.
    The second time, they discover each other in the flesh.
    The last time, many years later, they reunite as nurse and patient.

    "I have found you before, and I will continue to search until I have found you once more."

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    John’s still not quite used to this.

    Terezi’s hand, twisted in his hair. Roxy, sighing, all pink and short of breath.

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    After a satisfying wet dream, John finally gets what he's been hinting at for so long. Dave's ass is his.

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    Signless found you in the alleyway during an down pour. You were left alone a mewling newborn crying for anyone to find you. You were left there beside the dumpster to die. But he couldn't leave you there or give you up because it may take a village to raise a child but it'll take a trollian family, his family, to raise you right.

    Child!Reader x Vantas-Leijon Family

    (No pairing just family and domestic fluff)

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    A fic for where I'll post my hopefully millions of Homestuck drabbles.

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    They did it. They beat the game. But skia wasnt done messing with them. What happens when the only people they remember are their family members? Everone feels as if something is missing. Its been a week after the game and the beta kids are finally going back to school. What happens when john and jade run into dave and rose? And what happens when they remember the trolls?

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    Audio of an epic rap battle between Dave Strider and a pompous jerk. Takes place during Chapter 6 of Descend (So read chapter 6 before you listen!).

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're about to learn that there is nothing more incompetent than an assassin in love.

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    Dirk owns a flower shop. One afternoon, a cute guy barges in with a very specific request.

    Well, this should be fun.

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    A Homestuck AU in the Soul Eater universe, characters from both are included, the trolls are still trolls, WIP. There's also an ask blog on tumblr based on this! AskSoulbent

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