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    Who knew singing about heartbreak would lead to all this nonsense?

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    Terezi had been the one to tell Vriska that they were done after the end of the game. She wanted to live her own life away, and Vriska was too dumb to not follow. Now, with Gamzee's return, and many of the loved characters of Homestuck, Vriska must go on an adventure to save Terezi. Save her from the one who could get rid of her memories, and save the thing most precious to her in life. The thing that everyone looks for in their life; Love

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    Dave Strider is part of an organization that eradicates evil creatures that kill humans for food. No one knows where these spirits come from, only that the sooner they are destroyed the better. That is his mission right now, to hunt down a weak new spirit before it can kill anyone and grow stronger.

    Karkat Vantas is fucking dead, and if that wasn't horrible enough, now he's being hunted by some sword wielding maniac. At least there seems to be others like him in this world to help him adjust to this mindfuckery.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

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    I thought to myself : "hey, what if John was the one who was in love with Dave" and now here we are

    it's kinda really shitty since I don't usually write down my ideas and such

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    "We met in a dog park where you were trying to walk your cat and seriously who even does that" AU prompt.

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    Jade reflects how she got into a situation she'd rather not be in.

    Things don't look to be improving for her either.

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    Your name is Sollux Captor. And the girl sitting across the table from you and checking her reflection in her empty wineglass is Eridan Ampora. Someone who you never thought would be sitting with you in semi-fancy restaurant. On a date that you were somehow conned into paying for. This is the day that would seal your fate. This is the day you started a relationship with the most selfish, arrogant, needy, emotionally unstable girl you’d ever met.

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    it's just like things I didn't think would really further the story, but maybe you guys wanted to know what happened anyway. First kisses? First BJs? Boners in general? That one time they used John's hello kitty vibrator, maybe a pair of handcuffs, and definitely not one of the ridiculous sex toys Dave "happens" to own? Yeah, it's got all that. Maybe more.

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    1/?
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    From what you've all gathered your Patrons used to be players. Just like you and Rose and Dave and Jade. They played the game and they won, but they must have screwed up somewhere along the way because now they're all stuck here. One of them trapped in each of your lands, but you guess it isn't that bad! After all if that hadn't happened none of you would have ever met!

    In this au the trolls screwing up with the universe creation made it so that instead of causing the tumor and all that canon goodness it made it so that when they claimed their reward they did get to the new universe but took the places of the kid's denizens but with slightly different roles. Also none of the kids have their canon patron troll because where's the fun in that?

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    Dave Strider is the coolest kids in school, one of them. All he has to do is say a word and everyone would bend over backwards for him

    John Egbert is the complete opposite. Bullied and mocked daily he doesn't have any friends but he has 101 problems.

    So imagine his surprise when Dave Strider asks him to come over.

    And imagine the surprise of them both when they realize the other doesn't have a perfect life.

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    John and his crew are zombie hunters. It's a pretty fun job, so long as you have nothing to live for. While clearing out a deserted neighborhood, the group finds the one and only Dave Strider. Dave joins they crew, and shit goes down.

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    Scrapping in space and staying a step or two ahead of the law, the kids and their guardians find an old derelict floating near the Fringe of Alternian space. What they find inside will challenge their troll business-partners in ways that they could never imagine. (Containing one deranged no longer empress, clones, space opera, multiple non-embodied intelligences, biowire, and lots and lots of bodies!)

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    3/?
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    They don’t need to be burdened with all your bullshit. Because that’s all it is. Bullshit.

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    Vignettes set within the Young Folks verse, written in response to request memes on tumblr.
    Chapter title will feature pairing and rating.

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    10/?
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    He has ebony hair and dazzling blue eyes and tan skin and he loves movies and makes stupid jokes and you would wait an eternity for him.

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    Imagine waking up on Christmas day to find a miniature version of the house/hive of said character under your tree
    a nd it's like a doll house sorta thing
    s o you take the top off
    a nd inside is a small version of the character

    [[this is my friend and i's idea please do not steal is2g]]

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    When Humans first met trolls they did what they do best: they attacked the unknown and used what they claimed as theirs untill they overused it. This including also a whole population.

    After decades it was considerated inhuman and slaves started being freed. The hate and violance did not stop.
    After generations owning troll slaves was declared illigal. Humans would rather cross the street than cross paths with trolls.
    After centuries it was considerated ancient history with no one who'd lived it to tell it.

    But there were witnesses. There were trolls who had lived it. They had no body. They were trapped.
    Trapped in Dave Strider's new home.

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    The finale of the Underworld series. You won't be able to read this without reading the other four fics (all of them).

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    John wakes up as a wiggler in the caves. Having no idea of who he really is other then his name he fights through growing up in troll society. When he finds a way to enter the original 12 trolls game the story truly begins. Why is he a Troll? Well you will have to read to find out.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    24
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    2
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