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    John and Dirk are dating...finally, but they haven't told anyone. Or have tried not telling anyone. Sometime they'll have to bring it up, but they do a good job of waiting as long as possible, distracting themselves with baking gone wrong and puppets.

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    Your name is Dirk Strider and you deal with your problems in the worst way possible. The worst way possible has blue eyes, dark hair, and never locks his damn window. Anybody could climb in. Anybody, like you for instance.
    Luckily he was waiting for you.
    He always is.

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    In which two people (who are of no relation) meet at gunpoint only then to not see each other for many months, until the human one is captured along with a group of his friends... Shenanigans then ensue.

    --OR--

    In which Karkat and Dave are both soldiers on opposite sides of a war. Shit then proceeds to hit the fan with staggering force, splattering everyone within a 100m radius, these people then prevent more metaphorical shit from hitting the metaphorical fan again.

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    A series of connected scenes about the Homestuck crew on Tellius.

    Dave is a cute baby crow.

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    5
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    Kanaya Maryam grew up hearing stories about her mother's experiences at Hogwarts. She awaited for her 11th birthday, and when it finally came, Kanaya knew she was ready to live her own story. With a new school, new friends and hidden secrets of Hogwarts and its staff unwrapping, Kanaya got much more from her first year than planned.

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    jude harley has always been called "paranoid" and "delusional", but on his 14th birthday, his sister lets him in on a little family secret....

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    John and Rose's first encounter! A cute little conversation between my favorite bi dorks.

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    During your childhood, there was only ever you and your mother. She was always there, and while she was perhaps not the best mother, or the best role model, you loved her.

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    Our paths twine across Fates loom,
    our meeting so sweet will end in Doom.
    Your lonely heart I may ensnare,
    my lips to your wrist and my knife to your chest,
    the life within now bereft.
    Yet, save yourself you just might.
    You need but catch me before I take flight.

     

    A two bit Magician seeks to save his head while the Unseelie Prince wishes to trade another's freedom for his own.

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    3
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and a hospital wasn’t the setting you had imagined when you thought of seeing your twin again.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and having Terezi drag you around her weird human legislacerator training probably wasn’t the worst way you could spend the rest of your sweeps.

    And then you meet him.

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    14/?
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    Written for Dirkjohn week day 4: weed or angst
    College AU
    John has to wait for Dirk to hurry up already with the good kush which accidentally leads to them admitting they have feelings.

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you are currently DONE WITH SAID BULLSHIT. Except that's a lie, and you totally aren't. You'd been tempted last night by a couple of your ADORING FANS with rather thick wallets practically begging you for a PRIVATE SHOW OR TWO, and, being the broke college student you are, you couldn't exactly refuse. Oh, you should probably also mention that you've currently been living off of the meager income you've been collecting as an AMATEUR CAMGIRL, and you're finding the whole experience more PHYSICALLY AND MENTALLY TAXING than you had anticipated.

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    And Other Fun Free Time Activities, A Memoir by Dirk Strider

    The game's over; time to figure out what to do with his life. Get his shit together and start making smart, rational decisions? Hopefully. Maybe. If he really puts his mind to it.

    ...Who is he kidding, he's a fucking disaster.

    (Or, the one in which Dirk and John fall in love and nobody is straight, ever.)

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    When you were recovering you developed a lot of crushes. On teachers, on friends, even some on strangers. All centered around if they could make you feel worthy of something. All of them faded and looking back you can’t believe how eager you were for someone to care about you. But there was still a part of you that liked Bro. By the time you realized that you didn’t need him to feel good about yourself and that a relationship might actually work it was too late. He’s got to resent you now.

    Plus mutual feelings don’t mean it would work. You know you still like him because even with the absence he’s still the same person. But you. You’re entirely different now. You’re stronger, you have more of a backbone then you’d ever thought possible. But that means you aren’t the same starry eyed kid he’d fallen for. What if you got together and he realized you weren’t what he was looking for.

    It’s just too risky.

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    They've both died so many times in each other's arms.

    For Johnrose Week 2017- Day 5: Music/Lyrics

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         john egbert- ..sorry, john strider is stood in his kitchen. through the crack in the window drifts the sound of gardeners chatting amongst themselves and the smell of autumn trees wafting past john. screams ring out from the basement. his hips swayed and bounced slightly to the music playing from a portable speaker, a gift he got for christmas last year. the shouts and shrieks increase, now overpowering the britney spears track thats pouring out of the speaker. john rolls his eyes, drying off a bowl and starting on another one. jeez, its hard to get some peace and quiet in this house!

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    1/?
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    “No point offering a magic solution to a pair of dudes that already won it all with their own sweat and blood, is there?"

    Just two things left on your bucket list- a long overdue kiss and watching the end of the world.

    Jointly influenced by the ending of Pokemon Diamond and Explorers of Time.

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    Dirk and John are superheroes who may or may not have fallen into a pattern of getting handsy with each other after some particularly daunting Crime-Stopping.

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    3
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    The world as you knew it went to shit. Humans enslaved Trolls, and those who fought for peace were killed as an example.

    You work as a CNA in your town's hospital, and were on your way home when some assmunch beats on one of the smaller guys. You step in and ultimately seal your fate.

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    English
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    10,924
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    22
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    57
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    4
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    469

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