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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're about to learn that there is nothing more incompetent than an assassin in love.

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    Human kids being nerds as usual.

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    Thirteen years ago, Dave Strider witnessed his Bro's death at the hands of a troll. He hasn't forgiven, now Dave's best friend John has decided to bring a starving, scrawny, runty foul mouthed Troll home with him, ignoring the zoning laws. Yeah, it's already a horrible idea and that is before John decides to fucking fall in love, with a Troll.

    It's just hate, hate that fuels what Dave does to the Troll in question who has a fucking stupid, shitty name, Vantas, if anyone was wondering; but is it, because Dave finds he can't hate, not when the crabby Troll has the annoying habit of clinging after sex.

    Then the police get involved, just in time for Dave to realize, there's something more than hate

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    Remember those surreal scenarios you hear about in stories fed to the young? You know, the ones where you look up from the dreary dull ground to gaze across the room just in time to spot your soulmate standing there looking back at you? Yes, you know of it. You laugh and scoff whenever you hear romantics swoon over such ridiculous notions and fantasies, yet the same desire dwells inside your own heart as well... ...

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    Derse and Prospit are two kingdoms engaged in a war that spans generations, with neither side showing signs of slowing the bloody stalemate any time soon. Yet, the tides of war may be set to change when the prince of Derse, second in line for the throne, is presented to the royal family of Prospit as a gift. Will the battle rage on with the chained prince reduced to a pawn? Or will an heir of Prospit seek to tip the board and start anew with the enemy at his side?

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    Need a bit of a break from demon nonsense. (Please)

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you work at the flower shop on the corner of 6th and Merriview.

    Alternatively, your name is John Egbert and there is a really cute worker at that flower shop on 6th and Merriview.

    --
    Now with 8tracks!

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    Your name is DO- no. You swear to god the next person to call you Dove will have a sword up their ass. Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you have been cursed with a female body.

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    You have a problem. And his name is Sollux Captor. The lisping fucker won't leave you alone. When he does leave you, you pretend he's still there. Because you want him. And you don't know if he wants you back.

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    you are getting really good at being enraptured and silent at the same time. it's what these early hours call for, you think.

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    In one fell swoop it became clear to me, that I despise you entirely. But the good news is I'm gonna keep you around. And so your lust is just convenient now. Crack open a bottle of red. Let's toast to this here bed. Offer your hand my one night, two month, three year stand.

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    Well Dave is a timelord. We're all doomed.

     

     

     

    Seriously though, we are doomed.

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER.

    You had never considered the possibility that you might be SEVERELY HOMOSEXUAL, because you were slightly preoccupied with the fact that you are NOT HUMAN, your association with your friends puts their LIVES AT STAKE, and most people would love to see you DEAD.

    You might possibly be head-over-heels for JOHN EGBERT and to be honest you don't know what to do.

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    John can manipulate the glitches to a certain to degree, and if he can manage, he can manipulate the game. But everything comes at a cost... (This is a drabble.)

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    John Egbert is an average college student, going on a biology trip to Austin so he can boost his marks. Little does he know that the person he's been sub-consciously looking for all his life dwells within that city and more surprisingly, it'll take a lot more effort to find reasons to hate him.

    In short, John is going to find that NOT falling in love with somebody is going to be a lot harder than just falling in love with them.

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    Classes are starting. Time to hate your roommate.

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    The Homestuck Characters have to say a few things to their fandom.

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    After the game, universes collide, friendships are lost, and everything falls under a sickening routine despite the adventures that once filled our heroes' journey.

    If only things could stay this way.

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    "Welcome to Sburb Institution, where the staff are even crazier then the patients and everyone's fucking everyone else."

     

     

    Your name is Eridan Ampora and you are almost positive the universe hates you.

     

    Your name is John Egbert and nurses can be male too!

     

    Your name is Rose Lalonde and you are having an affair with three of your best friends, at the same time.

     

    Your name is Sollux Captor and holy shit is your new roommate a dick.

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    Bro has a terrible, wonderful idea. John is less than thrilled. (from the kink meme)

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    5/5
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    3
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    12
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