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    “learning to love me

    is learning to love

    that which has happened

    to me

    with me

    and from me”
    - Jamie Oliveira

    Terezi tries to protect herself like she didn't before and John tries to learn how to do this thing called kismesissitude

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    John Egbert, Prospit Creek Community Church's most promising young student and man of the lord extraordinaire, did NOT mean for this to happen. All he wanted to do was work at his father's bakery, kiss Vriska Serket, and go to church 3 times a week. But as fate can be a stone cold bitch, that's not in the cards, and just weeks after realizing his dream, he finds himself falling head over heels for his angry, obscene customer, and to make matters worse, his girlfriend is pregnant. Everything is terrible and nothing is sacred.

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    the title says it all

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    The kingdom is in ruins, its champion murdered by the only one he couldn't harm...
    Fire has engulfed everything, and a Seer is forced to watch her brother fight an empty battle...

    The streets run red with the blood a of lover's betrayal, and a General is consumed by regret...

    His blood is blue, and everything stops for just a second. The Knight has failed his Heir.

    All Is lost.

    Or Is It...?

    What would you give to have a second chance...?

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    in which the ending isn't really the end and no one's quite as happy as they thought they would be.

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    Dave Strider is not a girl, even if it said that he was on his birth certificate. Thinking this manages to only get him one place, though, and that place is facing an awkward confrontation on the couch where his brothers figure out several things and where he starts over in New York and meets a pale kid he met on the roof (who's dying of cancer, by the way) and a boy who's really good at piano and has a really cute smile. And even if he can't figure out why, he thinks that just maybe these two are reason enough to live a while longer.

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    In a world where each Homestuck kid is cast into an alternate universe in which they're children of the Greek Gods.

    Aka Percy Jackson AU.
    FYI THIS IS *AFTER* THE BATTLE OF GAEA

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    Karkat used to think a lot about destiny, or about fate. Grand purpose, or untimely death. He was always anchored, as if by a rope, to some nebulous point in time, dragging himself forward, hand over hand, to reach it.

    Worrying about the future comes naturally to him. Loving the present, though.

    That's what Dave is for.

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    They say that people can dream when they are in comas and have out of body experiences. Some people wake up thinking they are still in their dream, floating through the depths of their own imagination. John Egbert, at the young age of 16 went into a coma after being in a car accident that nearly took his life. His family, not wanting to lose him kept him on life support, praying that he would eventually wake up.

    NOTE: I do not own homestuck, nor any of the characters. However, the plot to this fanfiction is mine.

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    The Condescension is cooking her guests according to an old Alternian recipe.

    Read at own disgression.

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    Long distance relationships are hard. They are even harder when you have no idea when they are going to end. John and Dave are working on it.

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    Every chapter has an ending. Every beginning a new chapter. But eventually stories end. And sometimes, what comes after, isn't always what they call a "Happy Ending."

    Feel free to request characters.

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    "I put your doll on the bed. You should be more careful dude its pretty torn up.”

    He raised a brow at that. “What doll? Cal hasn’t come out of my room like ever.”

    “It was in front of the house out on the sidewalk. I figured you dropped it.”

    “Weird.”

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    Great. Just fucking great. First Karkat's dad dies, then he has to move halfway across the fucking country with his brother and his stupid fiancé to some shitty suburb in fucking Houston, and then he ends up at the same school as world famous, self-proclaimed asshole Dave Strider. Except... Dave's in a wheelchair. And for some reason, he won't stop taking pictures of him. And he's kind of... nice? Not what he expected. Not at all.

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    Dave and John have been together since they were little, but can they get together and act like adults when they're all grown up?

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    You are kind of FREAKING OUT right now. In MIDDLE SCHOOL, you used to claim you were NOT A HOMOSEXUAL so often that people just kind of WENT WITH IT. Now, you're pretty sure they are all still under that assumption, but it just isn't the truth. You aren't HOMOSEXUAL, but you are PANSEXUAL, and you think you might KIND OF have a crush on DAVE STRIDER, who is supposed to be your BEST BRO.

    > John: Be a gentleman. Ask him to dance.

    You may be a GENTLEMAN, but you are not going to ASK HIM TO DANCE.

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    When all four of the adults somehow turn into infants, it's up to the kids to take care of them until they can be returned to normal.
    Featuring the appearance of Not Actually Psychotic Damara Megido, Jade 'I-Barely-Know-How-To-People-Don't-Hand-Me-That-Crying-Thing' Harley, Dave 'The Baby Savant' Strider, and Jane 'I Will Never Ever Ever Have Kids' Crocker.
    With guest appearances by Karkat 'That Thing is Weirdly Gross In a Super Weird Cute Way' Vantas, and Jake 'Nope!' English.

    Part of my Aftermath AU, though there's no way of telling where in the timeline this story falls. Can be read alone.

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    Your face flushes pink after glancing at your ankle, at the start of the swelling and bright purple appearance of the bruise.

    You sprained your ankle from falling off your bike because you were ogling a short, angry ginger.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, you are sixteen and you pretty much live alone. Sort of.

    I'm terrible at summaries, sorry.

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    "You mean you want to date me, to get my brother to notice you? Holy shit, even I've never stooped so low. Can you see where I dropped my morals from down there? I've been looking for ages, but can never quite get down to their level. Help me Antman, you're my only hope."

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