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    In one night, everything changed. Fire fell from the sky like rain, and demons, vampires, and undead what-have-you rose from the depths of what one could call hell. The world was no longer ruled by humanity. You may have been turned into a demon on the night of the fall. You may have been bitten by a vampire or a zombie and changed into one of their kin. Or are you a survivor?

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    Jade may be cinching nuclear physics, but the extra padding under her skirt proves that, unbeknownst to her classmates, she's having trouble in other areas. One of those classmates in particular, however, is about to get up close and personal with her greatest secret, and it turns out they have more in common than she might think.

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    its stupid fluff and got the idea thanks to a great friend (you are a nerd dude)

    potato plants mean 'you are lovely' in flower language and we laughed about someone just walking up and handing someone a potato to tell them i like you sO BASICALLY SOMEONE'D JUST HAVE TO HAND ANOTHER PERSON A POTATOE

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    Something is living in Karkat's walls, and he is going to find out what. (eventual johnkat. title subject to change. loosely parallels WhisperedFaith.)

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    Dave finally convinces a slightly overweight John to take off his shirt during sex.

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    When wooing that certain special someone, you must be sure to follow these steps. In no time at all, the ladies, gentleman, and Na’vi will be falling at your (sophisticated) feet.

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    Karkat moves; that means a new school, a new schedule, and a new realm of bullies to educate. He's used to it though. When your dad is a mobster, you tend to relocate quite a bit. It also helps if you're trained decently in at least six different forms of self defense.

    Oh, and it doesn't hurt that the quiet guy offering his seat to Kar is pretty cute, too.

    Or that a lot of Karkat's old friends also happen to go to his new school and/or happen to live in the same area.

    Although, it is a little unnerving, to say the least, when his dad gets a job, as janitor no less, to "flirt" with the school nurse...

    Ugh. Fuck life.

     

    so i feel like i should probably go ahead and tell you that this will not update in any feasible form of regularity
    if it does at all
    but ive already gotten the next chapter and a half written
    along with a big chunky portion somewhere in the middle

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    If damaged badly enough, vocal cords can tear and leave you unable to speak.

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    I got this idea off of a tumblr post. I don't remember the source, but here's the text from it: "how about a “our asshole mutual friends set us up on a blind date and didn’t tell us it was a blind date, so instead of getting to know each other we spent the entire ‘date’ scheming against them and decided an awesome way to get back at them would be to pretend to date and then have a horrendous breakup but now that we’re two months into this charade we’re not sure what’s real and what’s fake anymore” au"
    Dave and Jade are going to be the most frequent characters. John, Rose, Kanaya, and maybe a few others will appear occasionally but not too often. Enjoy!

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    Rose is a ballerina. The best Skaia Dance School has to offer, in fact. To her, hip-hop and new, alternitave-style dancers are the lowest of low. They dance to modern music, mindless noise, and she can't stand how the school brings them in.

    Jade scores a dance scholarship to Skaia Dance School, suddenly taken from her life of dancing (and living) on the streets to a prestigious boarding school.
    Now, if only she could figure out why the pretty ballerina hates her guts.

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    6/?
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    Set in medieval ages with magic, potions, and monsters. John is the son of a duke and heir to his duchy, Dave is a knight and the duke's champion, Jade is the hold's apothecary and John's magic mentor, and Rose is the arcane advisor to the duke. Together, they discover something that will change the world and possibly destroy it.

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    Basically a lot of ships and yeah........

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    You remember thinking he looked like a pool noodle.

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    Karkat Vantas is the sort of guy who thinks he knows it all when it comes to dating; he knows the tricks, the signs and the whole works of romance. The thing he lacks? Experience. The other thing he lacks? A person to date.

    Karkat is confident his new relationship will work, but when it all boils down to it - Karkat is the guy in highschool that tried to share a girl because he was convinced they were soulmates. Not so confident now, are we, Karkat?

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    10/?
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    Continue of 'Stuck' . This is a less doomed timeline where the character wasn't killed but he fainted.

    You are Dave Strider and you has to sacrifice yourself so that your brother can be free from the demon binding. Because of this, you has to spend your life living with a demon named John. you truly don't want to see where this is going as you can only image darkness up ahead

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    It's like the books write themselves, the words showing in thick, wet ink like the quill scribed the lines itself. When they want, they can visit the large, infinitely large library and pluck a book off the shelves. They're called angels. The people with white feathery wings, pure skin, only to be gazed upon by the riches of souls. It is their duty to write the lines, to carve the poetry, to pierce the pages with their mark when the subconscious writing stops.

    Alternate Title: If Ink Was Poison (My Words are the Antidote)

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    A year after they beat Sburb, Dave invites John over for some quality Brotime and decides to show him a project he's been working on. John is not amused and Dave contemplates jumping out of the window. 95% Humor, Rated Teen for an imperial f*ck-Ton of swearing and an author who is just way too full of himself.

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    A story in which a young mutant is given as tribute to the Grand Highblood and struggles to find his place in the world, ultimately coming to the conclusion that social reform is required. Involves over six separate duels (including two for quadrants), many scenes of violence, episode of traumatic flashbacks, multiple scenarios involving mind control, sexual encounters (both consensual and not), the destruction of no less than five fine seagoing vessels, blatant hemocaste desecration, even more blatant hemodiscrimination, two cases of mild quadrant vacillitation, one instance of quadrant fuckupery, and an inordinate amount of swearing. May not be appropriate for grubs and young trolls.

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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    Hey. Hey, listen. You don’t have to apologize for not wanting to take a dick up your ass. Okay? Okay.

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    John wasn't a popular boy. The closest friend he had was his older sister, Jane. When summer comes one year and Jane starts working nearly daily John is left to his known devices. But perhaps it won't be as lonely as it seems, as the teenager meets people in the woods who will change his life - for better or for worse

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    Dave has a crush on Dirk's boyfriend and gets into trouble about it

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    13
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    3
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