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    Incubus John talks a lot and Dave plays twenty questions

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    Found a file on my laptop named "Writing" and found a lot of DaveJohn shit in there (from fucking ages ago) and found this gem. Sounds like a world where they passed the game, but don't remember. Hella homo.

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    A series of homestuck reader-insert one shots using just GUYS.

    Requests are open, and information is in the first chapter.

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    1/?
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    Dave and Karkat are intergalactic pen pals, originally paired together for an extra credit school outreach project. Now, three years of correspondence later, they're best friends... and Karkat is finally coming to Earth as an exchange student.

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    "Your bro wants to say hi."

    That was the only time you had ever seen Bro cry.

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    Vriska has a problem, but aggressively pretends she doesn't; Dirk and Rose graciously take turns dissecting hapless newcomers; John and Feferi are friendleaders! and here to help! and just really goddamn suspicious in general; Dave is a trolling troll who trolls trolls with nothing to lose; Karkat is gloriously, bitterly ashen for everyone; and Aradia is always watching you. Yes, you.

    Meanwhile, time marches steadily closer to the day that all of their lives irrevocably change.

    And in the support group that nobody will admit is actually a support group, everyone tries their best to be strong.

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    You watch me
    Just watch me
    I'm calling
    And one day all will know

    You'd think that a music major and an art major could share a bathroom for a year without turning it into the world's biggest clusterfuck, wouldn't you?

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    AU. Dave works in the film industry. John's a stand up comedian. This is no beginners gay. This is adventures in gay.

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    After the big drama is all over, John awakens. Hey, aren't Dad and their alien houseguests hiding things from hi -- oooh, pancakes.

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    It's been eight days since the end of Sburb and Davesprite is not coping especially well.

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    Well we made it through the game! WhOOOOOOOO -activate clap track- John wants to show everyone this AWESOME treehouse he made back on Earth. AWESOME. Well that didn't go as planned and we are running from - HOLY COW ARE THOSE WALKING SKELETONS AND WHY DOES ONE LOOK LIKE HE IS IN COSPLAY?! Hilariousness ensues.

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    EB: so... i hear you're back with gamzee? seriously???
    CG: OH, *YOU* WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION. YOU, WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY A CONNOISSEUR IN ALL MATTERS PERTAINING TO TROLLHOOD AND MOIRALLEGIANCE. WHO AM I TO DISAPPOINT!
    CG: SO, I HEAR YOU'RE WITH *VRISKA*? SERIOUSLY???
    EB: ...
    EB: on second thought, let's talk about movies.
    CG: YEAH, WE MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY FALL ON EACH OTHER ALL CLAWS OUT OTHERWISE, AND THEN IT'LL BE HELL HAVING TO MAKE OUT.
    CG: MAKE UP.
    CG: I MEANT MAKE UP. FUCK. TYPO. HAHA.

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    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] has joined memo CALLING ALL JACKASSES --

    CG: THANK LITTLE JEGUS AND ALL HIS WIGGLER-EATING ELVES. WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING STATUS.
    CA: oh great and wwhich human evven is that again
    TT: Oh, please. We both know perfectly how well you remember me, Mr. Ampora.
    TT: My status is, if you will permit the bad joke, wet and horny.
    CG: MY GANDERBULBS JUST IMPLODED FROM GROSS BY PROXY. WHAT THE CROTCHBLISTERING *FUCK*, LALONDE?
    TT: As in, I have just emerged from what is either a recuperacoon or a fairly good mock-up, and there are protrusions attached to my skull that I am inclined to believe would be candy-corn-colored.
    CG: ... OH. YEAH, VERY AMUSING. I AM VERY AMUSED. HERE IS A PICTOGRAPHIC REPRESENTATION OF MY MIRTH. |:B

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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

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    TT: While purposely misgendering yourself is entertaining, I’m unsure of why you’re nullifying your own emotions.
    TT: In layman’s terms, Strider:
    TT: What’s up with you?
    TG: why? so you can make fun of my bullshit??
    TG: no thank you
    TT: David, I repudiated the harbingers that you were enshrouded in once. I refuse to let that occur again. Now get your obdurate ass explaining, Strider.
    TG: lalonde
    TG: stop obfuscating your fucking messages this is like reading a fucking dictionary
    TT: Don’t change the subject.
     

    In this, Dave could be categorized under some dangerous medical terms. He slips enough for John to noticed. Dave is then pushed into getting help, and he struggles back and forth with it.

    John, his "hashtag bestie," also struggles with shit. His coping skills aren't quite adequate, either, but he managed to keep it between himself and his walls (except for the occasional slip with his parents or his therapist). Of course, he gets better with time, and support and honesty. So does Dave.

    And, after a lot of time, talking, healing, friendship, and care, things look like they'll be okay.

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    Your dad has married a very eccentric lady, and you got a step-sister out of it. That's all fine and dandy, but you're less approving when you're dragged to their family Christmas party, and everyone is being super weird and cryptic and someone shoved a weird nutcracker at you and you're not having any of it. Christmas is supposed to be about eggnog and presents, not family curses and giant man-eating mice!

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    The more things change, the more they stay the same.

    Adults say that kind of thing all the time. What happens when you're faced with all new situations and you have no idea how to cope?

    If you're Dave, you get the hell on with it, man. Shit ain't gonna do itself.

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    = = = > DAVE: Notice the Door opening behind you.

    What?

    The thing that you hear next is a small creak coming from the Door that you just so happen to be standing in front of, back to it so that you can watch all of your friends. Terezi is the first one to notice something, probably sniffing it out with that keen snout of hers, and before long Rose’s head snaps towards your direction too, eyes slowly widening as she let go of Kanaya’s hand, using it to latch onto one needlewand as the other raises to point.

    You think that she says something, maybe something along the lines of, “Behind you!” but you don’t get the chance to see it clearly. As your head turns, you catch a glimpse of a black mass there, one with a white face. You have no time to react. And even if you did, what the hell would you do? This is something from the universe that you all created- this is one of your creations, technically, and it’s apparently strong enough to open up this literal Door to the Void.

    You have no time to react as a skeletal hand clamps over your mouth and drags you back, through the Door.

    (Formerly known as Glitch Tale, Original AU by Homofrost on tumblr. Thanks for letting me do this!)

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    John lives alone and gets his house broken into. Some how Eridan and Sollux ends up living with him until he recovers. What if they might want to stay? Would they? Why is John living alone? Who is this person he refuses to call Mother? Why is his aunt overbearing? What is even happening?

    P.s. Andrew Hussie stole my soul and I don't care if I get it back anymore.

    P.s.s. Disclaimer: HomeStuck is owned by the Huss!

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    For the Davekat Secret Santa on Discord.

    sixpenceandahalf: maybe a picture of dave+karkat under the mistletoe? ? im not picky, anything cheesy ill gush over lmao

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