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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, you're eighteen years old, and you work at a weird novelty shop known as Mage's Emporium. Your friend and coworker, John, has some sort of weird fascination with hooking you up with his friend, Dave, and you are not having any of this shit. None of it. You will not touch this shit with a fifty-mile pole, and that is most definitely the end of the story.

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a tattoo artist and a bored novelty store cashier, as instigated by a guy with $200 riding on said relationship.

    EDIT (10 JANUARY 2017): I want this fic to be as accurate and respectful as possible! If you're Deaf or HoH and see any problems, please let me know! My goal is to help diversify fanfic, not offend people.

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    Demon hunter Dave and Dirk strider are good at what they do and never fail, that is of course till a tricker turn life upside down but is it for better or for worse

    Inspired by wolfpainters demonstuck art work on tumblr check it out it soooooo good

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    John was trying so hard not to make the same mistakes that all of his friends kept making. As time went on though he couldn't stop having several increasingly uncomfortable realizations that he was failing at that in just about every regard.

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    dirk and john get high and touch each other

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    Dave and John have been in a commited relationship for 2 years. Dave decides to to take it up a notch

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    On April fourteenth, nineteen-twelve, the Titanic sinks.

    On April tenth, nineteen-twelve, the Titanic sets sail, and world-famous movie director Dave Strider meets lowly male prostitute John Egbert, a boy with a messy past of child abuse, foster care, and dead family members. They fall in love over a short period of days, and then, the unsinkable ship sinks.

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    Dave gets a crush on Dirk. AR is not happy about this, but then he gets curious. This could be either a good thing or a bad thing.

    Fan fic of Mortior's Endangered and this fancomic by br0bdingnagian on tumblr.

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    I didn’t ask for this.
    I didn’t ask for these scars
    I didn’t ask for these wings
    I didn’t ask for this pain
    I didn’t ask for this life
    I guess I deserve it
    I guess I deserve all the pain
    I deserved it from the moment my parents died
    It’s all my fault

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    Just a simple story about John and Roxy settling down into a domestic relationship after Sburb. Not much else to say!

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    = = = > DAVE: Notice the Door opening behind you.

    What?

    The thing that you hear next is a small creak coming from the Door that you just so happen to be standing in front of, back to it so that you can watch all of your friends. Terezi is the first one to notice something, probably sniffing it out with that keen snout of hers, and before long Rose’s head snaps towards your direction too, eyes slowly widening as she let go of Kanaya’s hand, using it to latch onto one needlewand as the other raises to point.

    You think that she says something, maybe something along the lines of, “Behind you!” but you don’t get the chance to see it clearly. As your head turns, you catch a glimpse of a black mass there, one with a white face. You have no time to react. And even if you did, what the hell would you do? This is something from the universe that you all created- this is one of your creations, technically, and it’s apparently strong enough to open up this literal Door to the Void.

    You have no time to react as a skeletal hand clamps over your mouth and drags you back, through the Door.

    (Formerly known as Glitch Tale, Original AU by Homofrost on tumblr. Thanks for letting me do this!)

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    When a certain circumstance forces two aliens to flee their planet to the foreign planet Earth, an apartment owned by two stoic brothers becomes a shelter to the hidden refugees. Will they maintain their disguise and sanity while dealing with both their problems and that if the Strider family? Pairings may include CrabApple, PepsiCola, Communism, and timaeusTriggered.

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    Real. This felt so real. He could feel his heartbeat in his fingertips, feel the damp earth’s springy give beneath his shoes. Dave was a monster and his brother was a monster and John was going to die.

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    Awful title, I know, I'll change it later.

    Karkat (Ariel) is a mutant merperson, and to avoid being culled, he must accept Rose's (Ursula's) deal to become a human and kiss his yet-to-be-found one true love.

    Dave is one of the three prince's of Derse, and if Dirk and Roxy could just stop fighting and Dirk could just pull himself together and marry a girl or something (long shot), his life would be so much simpler. Until then, his best bet is to stay away from his warring siblings and maybe wander the beach a little bit.

    In which the trolls are merfolk, the kids are humans, Rose is an octopus, Vriska is an eel, and Equius and Nepeta are humans because why not. Also Terezi.

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    "Fef," he said, pleadingly. And that was all he said. He cleared his throat, as if the words were caught in it.

    Feferi's smile faltered for a second, long enough for Sollux to step forward with a growl.

    "Fuck off, Eridan." he said, voice low and threatening. "I don't care what Kanaya says, you can't make up for what you did. It doesn't matter how many half assed apologies you make."

    --

    Sburb is over. All the dead trolls are returned to the new world. Eridan is working to make amends, and seek forgiveness.

    Sollux has no intention of granting it.

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    This was based off of requests for pairings on my old tumblr, which I no longer use.

    The first request I got was DaveJane.

    This has been and will continue to just be a fun story to practice my writing. If you have a direction you really think the story should take, say the word and I'll do my best to write it in. Or if you really wanna see a pairing in this story, leave a comment letting me know! I'm more than willing to do that for you.

    This will be sfw and if there IS anything nsfw it will be skippable and in its own chapter. Rated T for language.

    (all notes in the story remain unedited, but I try to update once every week or two!)

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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Eleven horrifying years after your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival, and your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same since. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination where you end up on the screaming end of a post-cannibilistic blowjob, you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. With enough bell-bottom wearing spirits to qualify as a dance team, you might just stand a chance.

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    Dave's half dragon and after being cooped up in the under ground city after the war between humans and dragons, he decides to venture out, only to follow a blue haired boy out of the town of Skia (without him knowing) and saving his butt from a monster. He's hurt badly and can't make it home, and so its now up to a certain Blue eyed Beauty *cough* John Egbert *cough* to repay the favour.

    -However, by repaying this favour, John is whisked away into a world of myth and magic which was previously in hiding, where his family and the new friends he makes must full fill a destiny millenniums in the making. It's a battle between the Light and Darkness, and at the moment the light is dead and the Darkness is corrupting the world.

    Will they be able to defeat the Lord of Darkness as the prophecy foretells, or will they fall?-

    My First Fan Fic ever, so I hope you all enjoy!!!

    ===NO LONGER ON HIATUS!!! NEW CHAPTER POSTED!!!!===

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    For some time now, the Angel Dave Strider has sat on the edges of the clouds and watched a certain demon with nubby horns from afar.
    For some time now, the Demon Karkat Vantas has noticed a weird angel watching him whenever he visits the surface.
    And neither of these things really mattered until both Heaven and Hell decided a couple humans needed watching and Dave and Karkat are both sent to talk these humans over to their side.

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    It's Homestuck Prom night, and Dave Strider is taking Terezi, much to the disappointment of Jade, who can't compete. But with some advice from Aradia and a little help from her Space powers, she may be able to even the odds.

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    (Story also on wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/90711942-tricksters-demons-and-trolls-oh-fucking-my )

    It happened. It finally happened. The end of the world came... just not in the expected way. Sure there were zombies, but there were also demons.
    "And adorable, angry trolls?"
    That's right, Dave. Angry Trolls.
    This is how the world ended. So, umm. yea..

    That's right. Me, being the asshole i am, decided to start a new story before writing anything for my other stories.
    Fuck off.
    Anyway, this is Zombiestuck/Tricksterstuck
    Oh no suprise plot twist. This is kinda like an alternate timeline?
    DaveKat is canon. DirkJake is canon.
    May contain smut if people ask.
    Will containe gore, viloence, anger, puns, horns, gays, bisexuals, genderfluids, transgenders, and insults towards the stupid fucking government.
    And probably a lot more stuff that im forgetting. So yea. Rated 'Mature' for a reason.

    If your fine with my usual bullshit, please continue reading.

    Homestuck charactaracters belong to Andrw Hussie (as does the little bit of a soul i have left).
    Any other characters from others shows, books, etc, i DO. NOT. OWN.

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