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    Dave is tall and holds objects over his head so John can't reach them. In the end John fills his pranksters gambit triumphantly.

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    ((((temporary title has been changed))))

    As our colorful cast of troll arrive at their new home for the next three years, we are left to wonder what will transpire when you mix these hostile trolls with the new alien species they will be sharing this ship with. Well, I know what’s going to happen, but I won’t spoil it for you, dear reader.

    Where’s the fun in that?

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    Based on a tumblr post by unintelligible-screaming in which Dave has a YouTube channel where he reviews random things, and Karkat binge watches his videos in an exhausted state at three am. Karkat then proceeds to send Dave a ten-page rant about how his channel is weird and confusing.

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    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria, Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a shit load of other fucked up kids looking for a home

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    Ok, so i know you guys probs ran away from the surplus of characters, and I honestly don't blame you, seeing as this is one-hundred percent a self-indulgent venture, haha... I put a lot of heart and soul into this, so if it turns out bad, it is completely because of my blindness to how bad it truly is. :-)? (also, more of these are planned,)

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    Terezi, John, Karkat and Gamzee take a night-time trip to IHOP. When Gamzee's stomach starts to ache, Karkat takes him home. Fluffy romance stuff happens.

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    He felt his body grow hotter and his cheeks grow redder as John’s warm tongue explored his mouth, even though it already was his second home.

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    Jake English is a prince in the kingdom of Prospit. He stands for hope and everything that comes with it, but it's sort of hard to keep on hoping when a dragon kidnaps somebody you love.

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    3
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    Dirk's gotta get to Anaheim, but he can't make it on his own. He needs to enlist the help of Jake's cousin--some guy named John Egbert.

    (previously titled "Pure and Simple". "Two Days To Anaheim" was just a way cooler name.)

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    8/?
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    You, John Egbert, have a ghost in your apartment. You're positive there is one, and that he's a smart ass.

    You're also positive you'd do almost anything to be able to keep talking to the blonde that dances at the edge of your vision, even if it meant pushing the boundaries of what you previously were so certain you understood.

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    13/?
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    Jade's always wanted to spend time with all of her closest friends. Now that they're all together on Earth C, she can finally have the sleepover of her dreams.

    (In short: the Beta Kids all have a sleepover, complete with bad movies and sleepover shenanigans)

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    Ugh. Your head hurts.
    You're lying on the floor of your block with no idea how or why or when you got here.
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    This isn't just a slight appearance change, it looks like a complete species change. How did this happen to you, and how do you fix it?

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    In which the Alternian Empire invades Earth in a spectacular exchange of violence, language, and culture. Told from the perspective of one human male and an adolescent Troll Mutant escaping his fate on his home planet. Includes insurmountable language barriers, injury and death at the hands of the savage trolls, comrade over fear for the humans' new overlords, and overwhelming odds that the human's leg will not make it in their desperate escape to a remote Earthian island.

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    Your name is Skye Scarlet and you started a game of Sburb with your friends, but ended up being ripped out of there and transfered to the Alpha/Beta kids/trolls' games. That Divergence completely ruins their games, but you find a way to save them before it's too late. The exit you found might not exactly be what you were expecting tho...

    (This story is set in a first person point of view, but you are an original character with a name and a back story.)

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    1/?
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    Dirk wakes up from a nightmares and John uses Breath powers to get him to calm down again. Just. Fluff. Have some fluff.

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    You can deal with this. You can handle whatever else this universe had to throw at you. All you had to do now was show people that your being special and famous and, damn, some kind of savior, didn’t mean you didn’t have normal wizard problems.

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    In which John Egbert attempts to put the power he gained through shenanigans to good(?) use. Namely, removing the source of most of Dave's trauma.

    Nobody said retconning a person out of existence was easy. Or the right thing to do, morally.

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    Karkat has a mini panic attack and John introduces Karkat to snow. Johnkat and Dave also built a snowman.

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    “Sir, look.. Can’t you just help a chap out?”

    Tap, tap, tap, light push, and a small wiggle of his boot with a large hand.

    To clarify things he wasn’t trying to be a douche by not answering him and to give him credit he had said something when he first came in asking where the back lounge and offices were to which the answer was a quick:
    “Follow the doors that say ‘Offices’ I’m busy.”

    That answer had seemed to work when the voice had left... for about three minutes.

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    TL:DR: Dirk is hired in to make sure the stage equipment is set up for a concert for a few bands playing that night, one of whom are the Wild Pumpkins, a band where Jake's the Guitarist.

    Jam Fic.

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    4/?
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    8
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    723

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