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    Long story short, Lance's strong connection with Blue makes him more susceptible to space shenanigans. As the Castle passes through residual temporal energy from the Beta kids' Scratch, Lance is able to meet Dave, Rose and others on the planet Derse in his dreams. He then is able to enter Sburb as a player, and fun but heavy sci-fi drama ensues.

    *UPDATES SPORADICALLY NOW*

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    HA7R:VEM is the rewriting of Homestuck's Act 7, giving the opportunity to develop the characters more satisfyingly through extra dialogue, and to expand upon the ending of the story for the sake of clarity (in a not totally canon-compliant way). Join me, our story's new narrator, as we watch the kids we've grown to love and the villains we've grown to love to hate (or just downright despise) duke it out once and for all on the stage of a collapsing Paradox Space. With more dialogue, fan theories, and meta -analysis than you can shake a stick at as the script, flashy super powers as our lighting, linked HS Bandcamp tracks as the score, and my voice as the sound, allow me to tell you about how our favourite protagonists of our favourite story defend all of reality, find themselves, answer the Ultimate Riddle, and FINALLY claim the Ultimate Reward we have watched them fight for for seven years.

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    John Strider and Dave Egbert sneak out after midnight to go watch fireworks and make out at "Make Out Point" (or at least that's what John and Rose call it) and have a picnic. They also talk about their feelings and get creeped on by nosy lesbians.

    (Johndave week 2017, day 6, "different headcanons")

    (Alternatively titled: "Oh God It's So Hard To Write Kidswap Fics!")

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    For years, John has wanted to help Dave out of his shitty living situation and for years Dave has wanted nothing more than to get out. After he turns eighteen, Dave gets on the first flight he can to Washington, where he finally gets to meet his boyfriend face to face for the first time. And he's even cuter in person.

    Written for day 6 of johndaveweek 2017 - different headcanons

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    "Dad always said that the best way to show someone your feelings is to cook for them.”

    Dave takes some indirect fatherly advice.

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    A place for me to post my smutty Homestuck stories that aren't quite full-length fics. Mostly vanilla or lightly kinky, probably not anything heavy here.

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    john reminisces. john remembers.
    john tries to forget.

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    Dave thinks Karkat is insane, but what would he know? After all, he's the one who's forced to see a shrink.

    (Don't get intimidated by the number of chapters, they are pretty short!)

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    “Are you, like, trying to find these guys?” you ask. “Were you hoping that me and Dave were them?”

    “Oh, somewhat. For both questions,” the witch says. “You see, Heir and Knight ran off together a long, long time ago. It’s clear that they’re still around somewhere, but…we have no idea where they are.”

    “I mean, you guys can kind of see everything, right? It doesn’t seem like it would take you a long time to check the entire world for them.”

    “John, I don’t think you quite understand,” the seer says. “All of us—Witch, Heir, Knight, and myself—are gods. In our universe, we aren’t confined to just one world, or planet. We have the power to travel anywhere we please. Including, it seems, though very limited, other universes.”

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    A friend's birthday in another city prompts a reluctant flight to New York on what may or may not be the worst fucking day ever.
    A misplaced comfort novel and a fear of flying salt the mind of an angry tired dude.
    Some fucking asshole in shades takes the last bag of BBQ chips.

    For no reason in particular, it feels like it's going to be a long trip.

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    John’s next words were incomprehensible to the vampire. They stung his ears and set his mouth, throat, and chest on fire. Dave hissed and scrambled back, right off the couch. He landed on the floor in a heap of flailing limbs. He rolled to his hands and knees and gagged himself. After throwing up the blood, the intensity of the flames inside him dropped. The pain was still enough to leave him curled up on his side, clutching his chest.

    Dave froze. Something hard and sharp pressed against his throat, burning his skin despite being the same temperature as him.

    “Give me one reason I shouldn’t kill you.”

    ~~~

    A work in poorly planned histrionics based on a prompt I encountered.

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    Jonathan Crocker the heir to the formidable kingdom of Prospit runs away from his safe prison of a home and finds a new life under a new name.

    Dave Strider the worker of a blacksmith shop in the small dainty village of Derse needs a change of pace and wants to run away, but he's too scared.

    Maybe if the hide behind each other they'll find they aren't that different.

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    The problem with kissing ghosts was how many hoops there were to jump through.

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    Your friends are not the same people they used to be.

    [post-sburb. earth c.]

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    A story about a boy who falls in love with his penpal best friend, meets him for the first time, and waxes poetic about how attractive his best friend is while his best friend sleeps. Which boy am I talking about, though? (spoilers: it's both of them)

    The same story, told in three separate points of view.

    (Johndave week 2017, day 5, "Free Space")

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    "Being alone on a golden ship hurling through space is pretty hard, especially when the only humans sharing the space are alternate versions of the friends who died because you are a worthless failure."

    Davesprite gets very overwhelmed and goes to hide out in the dream bubble, but John ends up finding him, somehow, and just doesn't understand Davesprite when he says John is "not HIS John".

    But is all truly as it seems? It's homestuck, my guy; of course it's not.

    (Johndave week 2017, day 4, "Alternate Timelines")

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    John finds a piano in the dream bubbles, but he doesn't think it's for him.

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    The Earth C crew partakes in a rousing game night. This is why we can't have nice games.

    (Part of the Homestuck Artists Discord Server Context Event!)

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    Johnen Egbert is about to embark on an journey of scientific discovery with his moirail Karkat Vantas. He will attempt to learn more about the humans of earth by disguising himself as one of them. Once enough information is secured, the Alternian Empires Empress, Feferi Peixes will attempt to make contact-and form an alliance.
    Along the way, there are crushes, hints of alien invasions, cultural misunderstandings and awkward inter-species romance.

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    "You think you’re going to be sick. Your two childhood best friends are going out with each other.

    Your two childhood crushes are dating each other."

     

    It was hard when your first love left you with a broken heart you never knew you could have. It was hard when your second love pushed you away out of fear.

    It was harder when you realized that after all those years, they both still loved you and were still willing to give you a chance.

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