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    (Name) and John had been dating for a while now. "I love you..." He said as he held them in his arms.
    And hey, you, don't you think it's kinda cute that I died in your arms tonite? (this is a songfic)

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    Your best friend is winter.

    He's also an asshole.

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    John is able to learn a lot about basic troll biology through many encounters, accidents, and humorous yet awkward exchanges, along with the help of his human and troll friends.

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    PART TWO OF THE LONELY CITIES AND HOPELESS SEARCHING SERIES
    Your name is Dave Strider and you know that everyone around you is lying. You knew better, you knew that it had to be real. You know that everyone in that game was real, and when John said "let's go home," this isn't what you meant. This isn't home. This is lonely, sad, and frankly a little scary. There's no one here that you know, there's no Pesterchum and therefore no way to even see if they're all really out there. Sburb never existed, and everyone says they were all just figments of your subconscious.

    You won't listen.

    You know better.

    or

    the AU where after Sburb ended and they all went home it wasn't really home, but a new reset Earth that the game created.

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    5. to live; exist:
    Hardly a man breathes who has not known great sorrow.

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    You hate yourself, but that's hardly your biggest problem.

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    Trolls sure are weird!
    They make all these funny piles everywhere and won't let anyone in them, they make really strange noises, and Karkat turned so red when all I did was ruffle his hair a little!

    {This is going to include a lot of quadrant shenanigans. All of the quadrants, in fact. Tags will be added as necessary.}

    {A prompt on the Homesmut kinkmeme asked for animalistic trolls hitting on John, and Karkat swooping in to save the day by way of claiming John as his own. Completely altruistically, of course!
    It may or may not have gotten out of hand.}

    08/20/15: I apologize for the extended unannounced hiatus! I am presently back to working on this, expect the next chapter to be posted by the end of Sept!

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    You were really never one to complain, though, looking at you, that was kind of obvious. You were a shy, normal kid with old glasses and an old haircut and old clothing. Nothing really new about you, which, if you were to guess, people would assume you don't really ask for much.

    Which, in all honesty, you ask, but if it's a no in response you shrug and move on.

    It's not that big of a deal.

    There's always next time.

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    When Dirk Strider was 10 years old he saw his father get murdered by a demon, leaving him and his brother to fend for themselves. Since then, dirk had been trying to hunt down and kill the thing that killed his father. Now , 13 years later he found it. The demon dirk was hunting, just so happened to be Jake English. The same demon who is set on making Dirk belong to him.

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    After dying from a bullet to the lung in front of the love of his life, Dirk is just about sure that life can't get any worse. He's stuck in hell with his asshole of a superior who quickly puts him on the one duty that will unnecessarily draw out his time in hell before he can return to earth.
    Even with being banished from Earth, Dirk continues to attempt to make contact with Jake, realizing with quite a bit of fear that his mate is opening rifts between Hell and Earth in an attempt to cross. The act is extremely illegal in Hell, as there's the chance for human souls to escape through the rift and wreak havoc on the human population on Earth.
    When Jake finally does manage to step through the rift and into the wrong circle of hell, Dirk needs to find him before anyone else does.

    Part 2 of The Hunter's Unconventional Guide to Demons

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    Rose Lalonde thought university was going to be a fresh start, away from the drama and nonsense her mother would drag with her like the scent of expensive wine. But with relationships old and new, discrimination and the literal roommate from Hell, she might discover that everything quickly becomes tangled in a mess of coffee fuelled insomnia, tears and oh damn wasn't that essay due tomorrow?

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    These are all things that I've posted that are too short to really be a full fic in their own right. Short drabbles, idea experimentation, and the like. Each chapter is a new one. There may be expansions into full fics in the future, if interest is expressed, but other than that these will be largely as-is. Summaries at the beginning are characters, tagging, and summary, in the same fashion as I do them on my blog, so that what is being read can be clear, notes at the end are comments. Feel free to comment and send things to my blog about these. I hope some of them turn out appealing.

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    John and his crew are zombie hunters. It's a pretty fun job, so long as you have nothing to live for. While clearing out a deserted neighborhood, the group finds the one and only Dave Strider. Dave joins they crew, and shit goes down.

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    This is a JohnDave fanfic taking place in the DanganRonpa universe! Dangan Ronpa is about a highschool, in which in order to leave, you must kill another student and not get caught! I hope you enjoy the fanfic!

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    The planet Terra is a vital waypoint to both Alternian and Beforan trolls. Recently there has been an onslaught of giant naturae. To help deal this issue and others arising from it, the Inter-Impterial Task Force has been arranged, and the jaegers of the program sent out to deal with the threat. Both kids and trolls will be tested as they drift, battle and navigate the world of inter-imperial politics toward safety and stability.

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    You can't understand, for the life of you, how your brother doesn't know that every girl he dates are simply female copies of John.

    It is funny to watch him inch closer to a carbon copy of John (but female), though.

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    Everyone says that it was just a coma, that it was all made up. You knew better, you knew that it had to be real. You know that everyone in that game was real, and when you said "let's go home," this isn't what you meant. This isn't home. This is lonely, sad, and frankly a little scary. There's no one here that you know, there's no Pesterchum and therefore no way to even see if they're all really out there. Sburb never existed, and everyone says they were all just figments of your subconscious.

    You won't listen.

    You know better.

    or

    the AU where after Sburb ended and they all went home it wasn't really home, but a new reset Earth that the game created.

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    John and Karkat separately ask Rose and Kanaya about what they should do in terms of their relationship.

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    Your name is John Egbert and you don't think you've ever been more down in your life.

    Because of your dads baking industry kicking off unbelievably well he decided to take you from the lovely suburbs of Washington to the bustling city of LA.

    Granted your dad being the loving caring father he is sent you to a pretty small private school, but that just meant more people knew eachother and for longer times and let's just say not everyone was in favor of the new kid showing up.

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    Sburb never happened AU
    John and Dave were internet friends who lost touch after Dave's parents died and he was taken into the custody of his brother. Seven years later, they're both now 21, Dave moves to Washington where he meets John once again and is reunited.

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    Karkat returns to school after the holidays only to find out that during that time, Sollux got a little bored and hacked the rival school's system sending them bankrupt.
    Without any money to keep their school standing, the kids from said rival school have joined Karkat's and the highschool doubles in size.
    One of these new students, Dave Strider, decides that Karkat would make an interesting friend.
    Why? no-one knows.
    Shenanigans ensure.

    Got any questions about this story? Hit me up on my Tumblr: http://alleycatirony.tumblr.com

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