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    BREAKING NEWS: TEEN FLEES PSYCHOPATHS

    After four years imprisonment, John Egbert, 17, has escaped his serial killer kidnappers. Taken from his bed April 13, 2012, Egbert has been at the mercy of two brothers, Dirk and Dave Strider, now ages 34 and 17, in a deserted hotel on the outskirts of a small Texas town.

    As of now Egbert stands as the lone survivor of the mass murders. However, the young man’s mental health is put into question on how useful he will be to the prosecution as several sources suggest Stockholm Syndrome is at hand.

    See below for pictures of Egbert and Striders.

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    They are legends, creatures above demons and angels, creatures seemed immortal. The Heir, the Witch, the Page, the Maid. They've been hunted for centuries, only for the hunters to die each time, they're bodies found weeks later. Now it seems your family has the same death wish. Your name is Dave Strider and it's your job to kill them.

    You needed the legends, everything had gone horribly wrong and however much you hated it, you needed their help. They were the only ones who could defeat her before she defeated everyone else. Your name is Karkat Vantas and you are possibly the most idiotic angel to ever exist.

    You are a legend. People tell their children horror stories about you. You didn't like it, you just wanted to be with your family again. So when that annoying angel came to you begging you weren't amused, until you learned what was left of your family was in danger too. Your name is John Egbert, the Heir, and this was going to be a long one

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    AU in which soulmates can feel each others pain, from Dave's perspective.

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    Set apart from the sadness and stress of the original Homestuck universe, Canton Elementary takes our characters and places them in a simpler, happier time - to the days of second grade.

    First two chapters are introductory. Shenanigans start to ensue in chapter three.
     

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    The Beta Kids and Karkat have landed themselves on Jade's island as victors of the game Sburb. They've won their lives and maybe even a second chance. Unfortunately, Karkat feels the blame for the deaths of so many of his friends. A plan is made to save Karkat from himself, and maybe even everyone else in the process.

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    Every chapter has an ending. Every beginning a new chapter. But eventually stories end. And sometimes, what comes after, isn't always what they call a "Happy Ending."

    Feel free to request characters.

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    TG: lmao

    TG: THE BITCH IS BACK!!

    ( Or: Roxy Lalonde, undead music legend, wants Dave Strider to make things right. And by that, she means arrest the fuck out of the asshole who murdered her forty years ago. )

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    Dave Strider is feeling different. Really, everyone is. Steps seem to carry more weight, voices seem to echo more, bodies seem thicker and more full of life and comfort.
    Something is changing here, on this new planet, in this new universe. The cans of the town seem more real than the buildings of society ever did.
    And sometimes if you close your eyes and listen there is something like a chorus, or an echo, from a place where things are different--but not by much.

    All at once, the feeling becomes too much to ignore, and Dave needs to find out what's happening.
    But doing so means coming face to face with his old sprite, now become something totally unbearable and unfathomably graceful and self-assured.
    And now it seems Dave's curiosity may awaken in this new being a hunger...

    A hunger for the illest beats ever dropped in the history of paradox space.
    Beats that could change Dave, and all of his friends, in ways they could never have expected.

    Welcome to Davepeta and Jasprose's grand venue:
    Good drinks, dim halls, chill beats and comfy bean bags
    The Turnt Heck Godhead is open for business as long as you're open to the feelings it can cause.

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    It's John last year at highschool, and he's going to make it count.

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    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." - Mark Twain

    When John's prom plans are compromised by Teen Romance, he finds himself at the centre of an elaborate plot to make sure that he gets what he wants- even if it means stepping on a few toes. It was supposed to be no strings attached, a big lead-up and a quick cut. These things are never that simple.

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    They are not people--they are animals, they are experiments. Their only purpose is to prove their worth or be eliminated. They are the future of mankind.

    And they're going to fight back.

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    Karkat Vantas just left his old town and is the new guy now. He has to make new friends, get used to a new house, and a whole new town.
    This is the same story retold over a million times, but this time with some different details, the setting is throughout his Sophomore year in highshool, and up.

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    tg: why are all our siblings getting dates and all i do is catch weedles

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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

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    The new session is hard and John has trouble adjusting to sudden changes.

    (On a hiatus till further notice cause i dont wanna write something no one cares about)

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    When Dave's parents suddenly die in a car crash, Dave is left to raise his 3 year old brother by himself. Out of nowhere, Dave needs to figure out his life, and he needs to do it fast. If he wants to keep Dirk, he'll have to make some rearrangements.

    Luckily he isn't completely alone.

    (Basically a bizarre mash-up of Prodigy and The Complex Art of Playing House. )

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    Alternately titled "dearest darling rosie"

    rose & co. have issues

    [some basic character study through a humanstuck AU, will tag as i go]

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    Being a land-dweller stuck at sea is no easy feat. Especially not when the captain is crazy and the ancestor of your high blood friend. Your name is Sollux Captor and you're still unsure as how you got yourself stuck in this position as first mate in the first place...

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    You won the game, you beat the final boss. You should be allowed to live out the rest of your life in peace, right? It's the least this universe could do for its creators.
    Psych.

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    "Hello there. I am John Egbert, sophomore, heir to the Crocker corporation."

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