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    When wooing that certain special someone, you must be sure to follow these steps. In no time at all, the ladies, gentleman, and Na’vi will be falling at your (sophisticated) feet.

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    After John manages to recover the game from the disastrous events of Game Over, the party attempts to play through the events of Meteorstuck and get it right this time.

    Alternately, "What happens when one member of your party is Super Serious about role play, and another member is a minmaxing dungeon crawler."

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    Dave and his boyfriends go out on a date and have an awesome time, with each other and the things they go out to do. And when Karkat has a helpful suggestion, they have even more fun than expected.
    (Aka my boyfriend loves this ship and I'm indulging him.)

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    It started with Cecilia having dreams about it all. A game of Hide & Seek as it seemed. But it was much worse. It was the day that Rosanne found a game disk of a game called "Sburb: Hide & Seek" that things started to get fishy. When these kids get stuck in a game that has happened before, better run! Or grab the popcorn. This is going to be one wild ride . . .

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    A friend's birthday in another city prompts a reluctant flight to New York on what may or may not be the worst fucking day ever.
    A misplaced comfort novel and a fear of flying salt the mind of an angry tired dude.
    Some fucking asshole in shades takes the last bag of BBQ chips.

    For no reason in particular, it feels like it's going to be a long trip.

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    There's a ghost in Jade's room, and all she wants to do is go sledding.

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    John Egbert was a normal 22 year old, college student. For summer vacation he and his sister, Jade Harley, flew to Dallas, Texas to see their long time friend, Dave Strider, and his brothers. Luckily, the Zombie virus had not spread to Dallas yet, so they were quite safe for the expected two week stay with their Texan friends.

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    in which, amidst the rapid deterioration of his will to live, karkat vantas is faced with the good, bad, and ugly; he learns shit about himself he kinda wish he didn't know, shit he probably should have figured out earlier, and makes some pretty good friends along the way. the chaotic, entropic nature of reality kicks his ass, frequently, as does his own psysche. or something.

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    World War 3 completely wiped out America. After the war was won, with America no more and the county of Skaia rising, a new form of government, a monarchy, was set up in hopes of resurrecting some peace and stability until the citizens could handle their own. The citizens were split into a caste system, with claim that the system meant nothing more than a way to organize the citizens. It was as though each of the five castes were just different states, much like how America had once been set up. Unfortunately, shortly after the original lord died and his son took the throne, the government became corrupt. Twos became higher than Threes, and Fives were treated worse than Fours. Now there’s a rebellion forming with a radical group called The Underground, and it’s almost like the war never truly finished, but instead changed from a world war to a civil war.

    Four citizens decide to do everything in their power to help light the spark and give the extra push needed. But can they do it, when it’s only the four of them? Can they do it, even if it means giving up everything they had before? Can they do it, if it means becoming enemies of the country?

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    Your name is John Egbert and you're living an absolute nightmare right now.

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    When gentrification threatens to put an independent record store out of business, a group of friends must ban together to save their jobs, their home, and their sanity.

    Loosely based on a 1995 film about a record store starring a certain actress that would make John Egbert proud. Also because I felt like it.

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    This is supposed to sound somewhat like Alice of human sacrifice. There will be some gore so just a heads up.

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    Jake English, the King of Hope, let out a long coarse laugh as the fingers clutching his sword finally let loose, allowing his blade to clatter onto the ground. At that noise beckoned the end of a kingdom, long ruled, long upheld by the proud lines of prophets who founded it. The clouds, normally showing blue skies and promise, grew dark and heavy to the seers who would gaze upon them. The Kingdom of Gold seemed bleak as with the simple echo of steel on the ground, all was lost.

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    Dave asked help to his best bro John to courting someone. John reluctantly helped but little does Dave know it brought a pinch of pain in his heart.

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    Karkat Vantas is his village’s sacrifice to the royal family of the Humans, raised to be abstinent until the day he is given over to be part of a royal harem. On the day of his eighth wriggling day, the Humans arrive to take him.

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    Un día como cualquier otro en la casa Egbert-Harley-Lalonde-Strider.
    Lo que les había costado meter todo eso en el pequeño buzón.

    (Rating porque Dave es un malhablado)

    (If you're interested in an English version of this, hit me up so I'll know if people would like a translation)

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    It's just a feeling, really. It bugs you.
    You're so selfish.

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    Sick of all her furrends fighting, or purrhaps to relieve their stress, Nepeta sets up a huge roleplay memo.
    It doesn't end well

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    They both thought their times at Hogwarts would be relatively normal: make friends, learn magic, and later on, graduate and get jobs in the wizarding world. But Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider never expected to be part of something bigger.

    In their first year alone, what sort of challenges will these two face to not only bring them closer together, but bring them one step closer to saving the wizarding world- even the muggle world- as we know it? And what do their eyes have to do with it?

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    When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

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    15/?
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