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    You kiss him. 

    It’s different when you mean it, when you twist your body against his with the full intention of following through and keeping him afterwards, when the arousal pounding into you in time with your pulse is definitely something you want. You bite the curve of his lips, lick into his mouth in wet and filthy motions. The entire kiss is slightly desperate and mostly vicious, a thing born of a conversational stand-still, and for a while, it seems like Dave might even respond, his mouth moving with you almost out of habit.

    You don't know when this all went wrong.

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    A lot can happen in just a few short days. Or hours. Or seconds, even. Of course, as John and Karkat fondly recall, falling in love is one of them.

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    1/?
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    Everyone think John and Dave's family is perfect. Nothing is as it seems though. Warning: this has implied abuse of every kind as well as suicide.

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    1/1
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    3
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    Life on the meteor for the trolls is always an adventure! This fic explores the trolls life on the meteor and all the things that probably happened except with a little twist (the major character death is Gamzee) The first three relationships listed are red, the next one black, and all the ones left are pale.

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    3,108
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    417
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    High school can be tough for everyone. This is especially true when you're hiding a secret that can never be told.

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider and holy hell what the fuck have you gotten yourself into?

    Mermaids, Shitty romances, and college should never exist in the same life. But fuck, You're a Strider and the laws of life don't apply to you.

    Right?

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    28
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    133
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    2202
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    It started when Tavros came into Gamzee's room and began sleeping there everynight. Karkat soon followed.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    HSWC Bonus Round 1 fill:

    "Bro♥John

    Remember when Bro and John starred in a cheesy delivery-guy porn movie full of terrible dialogue?"

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    I've always wanted to be a doctor. Always wanted to help people. So when I met Nepeta and Karkat Vantas, I knew I would have to help them, mainly him, out in any way possible. Even if that meant helping him grieve over his wife's inevitable death. Rated M for later chapters.

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    1/?
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    “Pssst! Dave! Guess who’s not wearing any panties?”

    Next to you, John snorts half a glass of water up his nose. Karkat, sitting next to Jade, goes very, very still. Like sudden movements might just trigger a scene straight out of Basic Instinct (man, he just wishes). You pat John helpfully on the back as he hacks up water and drool and snot like a champ. It’s absolutely hilarious until you realize that holy shit your girlfriend is not wearing any panties. Holy shit. Your boner goes whoa whoa wait a darnskippin’ minute, home skillet, let us just think about that for a second.

    You do. Think about it, that is. You think about it very seriously. Give it all your due consideration.

    Holy shit.

     

    Your girlfriend is not wearing any panties.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    104
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1971
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    Life is a battle for survival as nature claims its world back.
    Crap summary but this takes place in the same world as The Last of Us. It follows the lives of the Homestuck cast as they fight the hordes of Cordyceps infected and make and break bonds between each other. I promise some fight scenes, bloody and gross, and some real romance-in-the-apocalypse heart breaks.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    12
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    18
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    Thinking she won't understand what he's saying and just wanting to get it off his chest, Kankri confides in Damara that he actually does want to start dating someone. Luckily, or regrettably, for him she completely understands and decides to help him find his one true love...or anyone willing to take him.

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    Chapters:
    7/8
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
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    Fighting guys with guns was hard enough, but fighting an invisible gas that causes people to enter a deliriously happy homocidal state of being is even harder. For once, John's going to discover what it's like to have the air as an enemy.

    ((Basically a bunch of scenes from a never-going-to-happen sidestory of Real Men Wear Tights. I don't think I have it in me to write a full-blown fic out of this.))

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    English
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    3,150
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    617
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    A slice of life about Karkat Vantas who's heading into his Junior year of Highschool and maybe gains a crush on his best friend Dave.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    196
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    Remember when John took Vriska on one of his Earth Dates? For HSWC Bonus Round 1. A response to a prompt by Dreamwidth user rockindandelion.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    2
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    5
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    107
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    After Dave Strider lost his Bro in a car accident, he became mute, refusing to talk to anyone, not even himself. He moves in with his cousin Dirk and now goes to Sburb High, where he is bullied for his white hair and silence. He tries to cope but eventually turns to darker methods. After he gets physically assaulted in the hall by the usual group of asshats, he's found by a certain Vantas who, being the actual nice guy that he usually pretends not to be, takes pity on him and fixes him up in a nearby bathroom. So what happens when their relationship starts to deepen and Dave starts to feel things he doesn't believe he deserves to feel? What about when Karkat, who's usually so vulgar and venomous, finally learns that love isn't a one-sided thing for him?

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    English
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    75,662
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    172
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2904
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    Your name is Heather Jacobs, and you are Skaia High's official new kid. Now why does that sound familiar to you?

    This is an experiment in rewriting old fanfic to make a better story, complete with commentary and tips.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    29
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    Seasons change, and so do feelings.

    Language:
    English
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    10,437
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    127
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    There is no such thing as a benevolent demon. Demons are Evil. There is however such thing in as a demon madly in love, unfortunately some of them are still insanely dangerous.

    Dave is adorable and in love,
    Jade is excitable, and sad...
    Dirk is insane...
    And Jake,
    Jake is just very very angry.

    (probably discontinued)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,760
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    563
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    Dave's depressed and becomes an alcoholic. John comes down to try to help Bro help Dave.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,356
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    805

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