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    8ight Ball and the Blind Prophet are the best in the governments Super Hero division, but they don't play well with others. When asked to train a new hero-sidekick pair the two girls force themselves to do it for a boost in pay check.

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    He owes you a new dress.

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    They stand in the end of the world, like legends.

    There are those who think they are angels, there are those who think they are demons. Most think they are saviours, some others like to think they came here to doom the world.

    The truth? They just want to go home.

     

     

    AU Where the Beta Kids see the apocalypse, yet can't do anything to prevent it. Because this isn't a game, this is a war they don't take part of. But they do suffer the consequences of it.

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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    It is your freshman year of high school.

    Have fun with that.

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    When faced with certain doom and only one path to victory, how will you all cope?

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    When you and Karkat were just starting out, you accidentally made him lay eggs. You may have freaked out a little, but the two of you got rid of them and everything was fine.

    But give it eight years (or five thousand and eight years, depending on how you count) and things change. Because now there are mothergrubs, and now Karkat's had that adult molt. And with it being an option, Karkat's enamored with the idea of properly contributing to a brood.

    Alternate Title: Karkat has Eggs, Dave has Feelings, and John just Wants Everyone to be Happy

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    In which Dave moves to a small town and meets a lot of interesting people who get into a lot of interesting situations.

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    When Dave calls at three am, completely wasted, of course John goes to get him. Because he's an awesome friend like that. But in his early morning drunkness, Dave tries to tell him he wants to be more than that. Badly.

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    This is an audio transcript of the second unaired episode of Cutthroat Kitchen in a dream bubble right before the events of endgame. The intentions of Jane may or may not be influenced by the Betty Crocker company. Viewer discretion of (mostly) bleeped swears is advised.

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    John, after hearing that Dave doesn't know any real instruments, insists on teaching him how to play the piano. Dave gets distracted by John, and vice versa.

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    New Gods are crowned in the city; their flowers have broken your rods;
    They are merciful, clothed with pity, the young compassionate Gods.
    But for me their new device is barren, the days are bare;
    Things long past over suffice, and men forgotten that were.
    Time and the Gods are at strife; ye dwell in the midst thereof.

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    Jade thinks they've won, and earned their happy ending - until Aradia starts haunting her. And Aradia is nothing if not persistent when it comes to a good haunt.

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    Trollian in the new universe, with the beta kids, alpha kids, and trolls.

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    The Kids have high profile military careers laid out for them. Unfortunately, no one ever asked clone designation JE0 if he wanted a military career. When his dues come knocking, he can’t kill and he can’t die. A way out is offered, if only he is willing to dance with trolls and consort with enemies of the State.

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    3/?
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    Dave has escaped, and is in fear(shoo gramer nazi's shoo!). and many other things that if you want to know, you should read.

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    4/?
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    Dave should've said it sooner, but it's better late than never isn't it? And this way.. he'll never hear anything in return. Silence, the absence of life, everything he used to be the opposite of.

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    A so-called "badass" falls in love with a nerd.

    What else is new about that?

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    i've made some parodies and i wanted to post them so here you guys go

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    It had only been recently when the infection struck. Or was it? it felt like they had been hiding for centuries. All thanks to one man and his plans, the world fell to hell. They had already lost many friends, and become separated from others, their location and life span was now unknown.

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    Dave Strider has entered college but has exited his social sphere. He spends as much time as possible asleep. Little known to others, he has created a reality that's much better than the one outside to him, all in the confines of his dream. He doesn't ever want to leave.

    Karkat Vantas only sort of knows Dave but decides to help bring him out of his shell. His talent? He can break into other people's dreams.

    [cue discussions on the nature of reality, an exposition into the potential of lucid dreams, and my two favorite homestuck characters growing close]

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    There was a rush, and that was it.
    The Game was Over.
    And that should have been the end of it. But the decrees of Fate are not so simple as a quiet victory and a trip home.
    Or, rather, “home” was not where it was expected to be.

    An Exalted and Homestuck crossover/fusion fic, written so that fans who don't know Exalted can enjoy as well. Tags and Archive Warnings will be updated as the fic progresses.

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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