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    If there's one thing that scares John Egbert, it's an angry troll. Of course, that might be partly because he's incessantly bullied by a group of trolls in school, but luckily for him, he has an online friend perfectly angry to help. Now if only he could keep his friends from dating the aliens, things might be alright. Or would be, if it wasn't for Karkat Vantas.

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    Dave needs help with a project and somehow gets you, John Egbert, to help him. However, when your day turns into the kind of fluffy junk that would usually be in one of Karkat's shitty romcoms, things start to go anything but according to plan~

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    John Egbert is excited to be moving with his father, sister, and cousins {Jake, Jane and Jade} from boring old Washington to Texas. When he gets to his new school, Prospit High, he is shocked to find out that everything is different from what he expected, and not in the good way. Or maybe it is, but he has yet to find out.

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    So this is a crossover fic between Homestuck and the Mortal Instruments series and an indulgence fic for my two rare pairs. Sorry for the bad summary..

    Dave and Dirk are three years apart in age, Dave 16 and Dirk 19. They both see the creatures, the ones Dirk calls Demons. They also see the people dressed in black, battling these creatures in crowded streets where nobody seems to see them. But then one of the figures dressed in black, with his odd eyes and lisp, notices them. Dirk knows things that Dave doesn't. He knows what's going on, he knows what these creatures are and who the people in black are. But Dave will find out soon too when they're taken to the nearby institute and trained as Shadow Hunter. Dave learns of his parent, the downworlders, and demons. He finds himself yearning for Sollux and Dirk finds himself entranced by the young Vampire Kankri Vantas and meanwhile, Kankris brother is entranced with a certain warlock, John Egbert.

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    John is part of the new popular game Ghost-Raiders and finally wants to explore the arcade. He comes across a very old looking game called Strife. John sneaks in and before he knows it he's met by two Horny players. He enjoys everything they give him however he notices something wrong with the Striders that makes John just adore them even more.
    (More Chapters to come in the next few days!)

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    You were just about done playing god.

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    This will be a collection of 'porn' prompts for the next 30-so days. The pairings will depend on what I feel like for the day. They may range from a few sentences to a few pages (on word). Please enjoy, thanks

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    Well fuck it's this shit again YAY
    I tried.. again
    I hope it's as good
    blah blah blah it's about a band camp yes there is buttsex in the first chapter
    they all have plash rumps BTW
    it's not cracktastic jus' saying

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    The city of Derse is a relatively normal city, modern, cafes and clubs littered around. High schoolers go to Beatrice Crocker High School, and all have their fair share of problems. But when a student dies..things start to change. Strange things happen. Something happened that shouldn't have happened, and because of it..shenanigans have begun. Bad ones. Ones that endanger the fate of this entire universe.

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    A high school AU based around a story I wanted to tell using Karkat and Nepeta. Called Starfish because every chapter will be named after a Coldplay song.
    The first in a sporadically updated series in the same universe.

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    12/15
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    He looked beautiful in the moonlight. But John knew the truth. He know what he really was. But that didn't stop him from having a little taste. Alien Invasion AU.

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    A freak blizzard hits Texas a few days before Valentine's Day and Dave tries to keep his crush on Bro under wraps as they're stuck in the freezing apartment together.

    "...Your head was now buried in his chest and you couldn’t help but inhale a little—fuck, obviously he hadn’t showered since the outage but honestly it just made him feel more authentic and fuckall if it wasn’t the most intoxicating thing you’ve ever experienced... "

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    “Hey, Dave. It's John. I know we haven't spoken in a while. My fault, really. I reacted badly. Um. Anyways, I'm calling because I thought you'd like to know. I'm sick. Very sick. The doctors say it's treatable, that I have a good chance of survival. But I don't think so. I'm so tired of everything. And Dave? I'm sorry. For everything. Bye.”

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    Yeah, everyone has their “laundry girl”, but Dave has his Soda Boy.

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    it is a very short sadstuck suicide scene.
    here if you want some quick feels.

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    After being cut off by his Dad John takes a job as a Camp Counselor and almost insistently regrets it until he finds out the Counselor who runs the water activities is real hottie who goes by Bro. John decides that maybe this job wasn't such a bad idea after all.

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    John and Dave tie the knot, Rose officiates, and Jade's dog sheds on Dave's nice suit. Pure sap, but I know that's what y'all are into.

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    John and Karkat have both lived simple, socially deprived lives and seclude themselves from other people most of the time. They are newly acquainted friends and are for the first time seeing each other in real life. Will they be friends for long? For better, or for worse?

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    1/?
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    After the game, the humans were given the prize, becoming deities over a new, almost medieval Alternia. The trolls were sent down to this new Alternia with no recollection of the game or the old Alternia.

    Although when tension brews in Alternia when worship of The Knight is forbidden due to finding out he was a mutant, Karkat becomes a fugitive, and he embarks on a mission to find the gods, to find his destiny.

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    2/?
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    Dave Strider had just got out of college for psychology, and when he got out, he started talking to an old friend. He never had thought that he would eventually fall in love with him, breaking both of their hearts and skin.

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    1/?
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