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    I don't remember writing this, but, woah, here it is. In all of it's douchey glory. Basically Vriska and John are playing Mariokart with some onlookers.

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    It was 8:25 PM, and John was sitting on the couch scrolling through the channels on the television. Tonight, he decided to invite Dave, Rose and Jade over for a nice movie marathon.

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    Day 02- Cuddling

    You're not sure why he's so nervous.

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    So shota-John is a nono round these parts.
    Hes gonna piss around, play round, piss Bro off.
    TW: Possible underage? ?? Idk.
    Maybe a daddy kink owo
    Roughness, biting, sexual situations, fucking smut.

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    Dave and Jade weren't sure if they were ready to become a full-fledged family fresh out of college. That doesn't stop nature from choosing otherwise.

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    Authors of notoriously poor Homestuck fanfiction are sent to a university run by the characters from the comic, where they will be instructed in the writing of acceptable fanfic. Sarcasm will be employed, buckets will be thrown, and the definition of "irony" will be debated.

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    It's not like he hadn't ever experienced it. John had been in all forms of relationships just trying to figure himself out. What does he like, what doesn't he. The only problem is that he felt nothing. So many different people, so many different personalities, but nothing ever happened.

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    Karkat's 'bundle of joy' sparks a whole slew of emotional conflict among his group of friends, making some of them confront their own problems. Now having to deal with even more emotional baggage and going through the miracles of life Karkat feels like he stepped right into a Soap Opera, or what like to call SoapOperastuck.

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    Maybe John should have just stayed at home and passed out candy to the little kids. But hey, haunted houses can't be that bad, right?

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    Day 01- Holding hands

    Dave loves John's hands.

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    Just what it says on the box.

    2x2 compliant, not necessarily 2x2 canon.

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    HSWC 2014, BR1. "Remember when the trio were stuck on the ship together and got surprisingly close in every manner?"

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    With so many versions of themselves, they were bound to run into each other eventually.

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    Karkat asks John out on a human date. fluffy overload. ( i tried)

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    Life, for you, has taken on a new meaning. This is all in stark contrast with what you’d been living; where things were gray, now they are orange. There are now things in this world that keep you grounded, and at the core of your existence, you exist because he exists, and because in the beat of his heart, you find a reassurance language and code could never parse.

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    One sweep after the Alternian-Earth war began.
    It is the wriggling day of one Karkat Vantas. The day his blood must be tested by the empire. The day his secret comes out. The day he dies.

     

    carcinoGeneticist [CG]
    opened memo "I'M SO COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKED" on board FRUITY ASSHOLE RUMPUS FEST.
    CG:WELL.
    CG: THE THRESHECUTIONERS ARE LANDING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE.
    CG: AND I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE THEY AREN'T JUST HERE TO ASK FOR FUCKING DIRECTIONS.
    CG: SO YEAH. SECRET'S OUT OF THE BAG. I'M A FUCKING BLOOD MUTANT.

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    A brief video call starts a conversation that clumsily moves mountains.

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    Just a little thing I did for school...

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    8 Trolls seek freedom from the Empire, by taking shelter on a meteorite with 12 other trolls. Mihue however seeks her father and the completion of the game. Only to find non of them can have what they want.

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