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    Sometimes boyfriends fight about stupid stuff.

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    1/1
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    18
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    2
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    Set one year after Here We Pokemon Go Again.

    Dave and Karkat are happily living together. Weird and awkward situations abound, because they are weird and awkward dorks.

    Then plot stuff happens and there is angst and unhappiness. Please read the tags for potential triggers.

    Eventual happy ending, I promise!

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    English
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    30,926
    Chapters:
    15/15
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    149
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    87
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    He didn’t look phased by the idea that he was sleeping with a near married man. In fact, you’d go as far to say he looked pleased with himself. He was proud of how he’d gotten you like this, almost. Proud of the hickey worn like a badge on his neck.

    He really was an asshole.

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    English
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    4,317
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    23
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    1
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    316
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    Terranos City: made up of five districts, filled with notorious hitmen, and often deeply divided amongst individuals and gangs alike. Dave Strider is just beginning to make his way out from under the shadow of his older brother, who also happens to be one of the best hitmen in the Veilchen Borough, if not all of Terranos. But when a fight between the Striders and a mysterious duo from the Gold Fortune District goes awry, Dave finds himself infatuated with the world beyond his apartment... and with the boy in blue who saved his life.

    (Hitmanstuck AU by blackoutballad)

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    English
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    29,300
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    9/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    464
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    Prompt from tumblr: Hey! How about human karkat has a pet/companion feral Eridan, and Eridan sometimes expresses the desire to eat people. Karkat is like, “hey, I’m down as long as you spit me out.”

    And well, I went overboard and wrote this! it's got plot, i promise.

    and Safe, non-sexual vore

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    English
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    4,348
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    15
    Hits:
    348
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    John hates himself.

    Dave can't understand why.

    Fluff alert and possible triggers

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    English
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    2,125
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    1/1
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    19
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    336
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    Pointless DaveJohnKat fluff I wrote out of boredom and writer's block.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    552
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    You the reader are a rebellious young twenty one year old, stranded on a strange island with no memory of how you ended up there are forced to adapt to your current situation and stay alive of this strange island full of strange beasts. Luckily you are taken under the care of a loving companion though, you aren't expecting the two of you to run into another human let along a sexy and sweet gentlemen who calls himself Jake English. Do you fall in love or do you walk away from the amazing man?

    Language:
    English
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    2,068
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    179
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    The title is really obvious. John has a dream journey that mnakes him realize how wrong he has been.

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    English
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    2,139
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    25
    Hits:
    514
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    Karkat:

    "I, Karkat Vantas, have a fucked up home life. Sometimes I wonder why my life turned out the way it did, but other times I figure it is because I haven't been the son my mother wanted. Smart, strong, able to socialize.. Like my brother Kankri. He's not here to deal with our father and the abuse now, and it seems it only happened after he left. Oh God, how I wish I could have gone with him."

    Dave:
    I really wasn't glad for this move.

    Who wants to go from Texas to a town in Washington? That was seriously the total opposite of where I was and I, Dave Strider, along with my brother, Dirk, had made such a move.

    All my life I had been a good kid, as good as sneaking out and strifing on the roof can get. Now, I was a B average student and worked to keep it that way, though by my actions, people would think I flunk every one of my classes.

    (( Smut only in the last chapter ))

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    90,700
    Chapters:
    28/28
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    150
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    2682
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    Dave used to live in Texas, John introduces him to the wonders of below-freezing temperatures.

    Language:
    English
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    1,561
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    86
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    What do you do with your own cadaver? Not to mention the bodies of your friends and guardians? A story of the first days traveling the yellow yard.

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    English
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    45
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    100
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    its gay
    tumblr is doopfrog !!

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    English
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    1,479
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    195
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    Did you know the butterfly effect? It's that theory that says that one small change in the past can have drammatic effects in the future. Now Imagine what could happen if the meteors that carry John, Rose, Dave and Jade had landed in the wrong place at the wrong time and, because of this, the wrong guardian will grow them. What will happen? I am the Sentry of Paradox Space and I will tell you a story about how a "little" mistake had almost destroyed the whole Paradox Space. (Part 2: how the children grown in the wrong families)

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    English
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    2,109
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    299
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    John puts on his special outfit for Dave.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    222
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    380
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    Your name is John Egbert, and while you may be a master of what you do, you're not entirely sure how you do it.

     

     

    warning it's short

    Language:
    English
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    815
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    313
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    "Sorry I’m so late, babe, traffic was super crazy right now." he pipes up with a hasty voice, a sheepish smile on his tanned face. His blue eyes gaze through yours with an apologetic look.

    Wait, blue eyes? But Eridan doesn't have blue eyes.

    Your eyes widen even wider as you then realize, this guy isn't your designated date for the night at all.

    Not that you're complaining, at least someone still showed up. Somehow.

    [Or: In which Dave got stood up on a date, but then John came and saved the day]

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
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    54
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    432
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    John Egbert seems like a perfectly normal teenager. He goes to school, watches shitty movies, has lots of friends, a loving father, and brings home good grades. However, there is one thing that makes John different than all his friends.

    He doesn't have a crush. And he's never had one, nor does he get them. In fact, he doesn't experience romantic or sexual attraction towards anyone. This leads John to feel isolated and confused in a world full of sex and romance, which is particularly prevalent in high school. It gets even worse when someone starts leaving love notes in his locker - and it's not just one of his friend's pranks this time, either.

    Characters belong to Andrew Hussie, I don't own any of them.

    Language:
    English
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    12,551
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    733
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    The lowlife scum of society, bottom rungs of the pecking order. The horrific amalgamtions of human and animal, these were commonly referred to as half breeds. Dave was one, a human bird hybrid, he knows he's a freak, but what he doesn't know is that his world will be turned upside down by a blue eyed boy named John Egbert

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,585
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    35
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    308
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    Je ne te connais pas. Je sais juste qu'un jour, je vais t'aimer. Je ne sais pas qui tu es, où tu habites, si tout va bien, ou même comment te trouver. Mais ce n'est pas grave. Je viens te chercher. [UA] [En cours]

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    17,253
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Hits:
    45

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