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    Eu não sou ninguém, fico sentado o dia inteiro na frente de um computador ouvindo rap, então como eu vim parar numa situação dessa?
    Eu conheci uma garota, Terezi, eu quase atropelei ela, quase. Chamei ela para sair e achei ia ficar com ela e não com o cara que é apaixonado por ela, a vida é engraçada.

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    Português brasileiro
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    7 years is a long time, especially when you have a lot of emotional bullshit that you're refusing to deal with.

    7 birthdays is 7 too many when you dread it more than anything.

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    Your name is Dirk Strider; you’re seventeen years old and are the only heir to the throne.
    Long story short you are the Prince of the Hearts kingdom.
    You had a twin brother but you would rather not dwell on that thought right now, since the memories of him are laced with anger, guilt and sorrow.

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    13/?
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    What if Homestuck had ended differently...

    What if they had found a planet within their new universe...

    A planet, called Earth...

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    My title is pretty self explanatory if I do say so myself. I don't know what else you would be here for, other than John egbert is sad while the rest of his friends and family are leading fulfilled successful lives. He feels a teenhood wasted, so this a story of how he either overcomes his depression and actually does something useful, or he just sits around and rots into a larger pile of shit.

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    {HIATUS}

    **Warnings/tags will change as the story is updated**

    There's a boy in your classes with buck teeth and messy black hair.
    He's not normally present for a full week and sometimes he misses full weeks.
    You wonder why.
    Either way you love him.
    Shit, that was gay.

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    Summer has false memories of what happened during Spring Break, which means she doesn't know about the Trolls or Humans. In order for her to stay in their life they have to go to her world and reintroduce themselves with the help of new characters. Then one day they plan to take her to The Academy, the original place she was to go to in the first place and where they're currently living. There she finds out that things that are suppose to be fiction, are real and that she herself isn't human, not even 0.01%. Unlike last time, it's harder to adjust to everything. She has the same nightmare almost six times a month and the Experiments have started up again. Not everything is bleak though, it turns out her Soulmate is at the Academy. She just needs to open up her heart after its been shattered by a certain buck-toothed derp. . .
    Oh, I almost forgot to mention that there is a possibly that someone with an old grudge is trying to make her life a living hell every chance they get with a few assassination attempts thrown in for good measure. Just the normal life of an about-to-turn-15-in-a-couple-months.
    Yeah, right.

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    Dave Strider came back again to Seattle after years of college. He became a music teacher in his old high school. He just started the new life of a teacher as he stumbled upon his old high school crush, who turns out is a teacher as well at the high school. Adult dave doesn't know what to do while his teen feelings (that have honestly never left) came back blossoming again.

    Jade Harley who has been teaching at this school for a couple of years now and is currently coaching the cheerleader's team is taken by surprise to this boy (and her best friend) whom she hasn't heard from since forever. Her undesirable feelings for him started to come back after she pushed it down a million times in high school because he was one of her best friend, and other reasons.

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    The revolution had started between the low bloods and the high bloods, many men and women have lost their lives in this battle for freedom including a well loved Lusus. Kankri Vantas and his brother are mutants to the state and have spent most of their life running away from those who seek to destroy them, with no friends and no family but their own they are forced to live in a life of solitude constantly changing from safe house to safe house. However the one fatal mistake that Kankri always makes is that he's alone. All that changes one night when he discovers a group of children of all different bloods and backgrounds, working together to survive in what seems like an apocalyptic world, and for the first time, Kankri feels like he's home.

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    In which Dave can't sleep and goes to the beach to clear his mind but instead of sleep, it's Jake that he finds.

    In otherwords, Jake is a merman of the shark nature who rarely interacts with humans but he sees Dave and is awestruck by his beauty before deciding to just take him as he personal treasure.

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    4/?
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    With the game over and the planet reborn, Dave decides that he's stalled long enough. With encouragement from Karkat, he plans to finally tell his friends the truth. About his sexuality, that is.

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    Red and blue make painful purple.

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    “Roxy, I'm scared.”

    “I know John, I know.”

    a short clip from the movie Rise of the Guardians rewritten to match Homestuck characters.
    if this gets enough likes I might make it into an actual fic.

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    I'm looking for writing prompts and using this website: www.miniwebtool.com/random-picker/

    The first one I'm using is: "In a world where emotions are considered drugs, your family has sat down to talk to you about your addiction to joy."

    Character: John Egbert

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    John’s a goddamn moron if he really thinks that sixty degrees alone is gonna warm up this icebox, and you’ll be damned to hell if you’re going to sit here in his retired basketball shorts and take it.

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    It has been a year after events of SBURB, not everyone of our protagonists could leave the game. Everyone decided to throw a party to celebrate a one year anniversary , but during the celebration they meet someone who they didn't know existed, and from him they learn the truth about SBURB and everything related to it, they are shocked by what they've learned.

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    5/?
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    Everyone talks about being white like it's such a position of privilege, but what do they know? You're the one who knows what it's really like. You can't twerk, you can't sing, and you have two left feet. You deserve a little sympathy!

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    English
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    English
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    2/?
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