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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You are THIRTEEN, and obsessive over DAVE STRIDER, a blond boy at your high school, HOPE'S PEAK. You used to be bullied by an ASSSHITTING DOUCHELICKER called DANTE, but he gave up when the Strider boy dropped by.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    7
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    25
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    1
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    They say Life and Death are in love.
    That Life sends living beings as gifts to Death.
    That Death keeps them forever.

    They're all idiots.

    In this reality, Life and Death are at war.
    Life sends no gifts.
    Life keeps all living beings safe in his arms.

    So Death will rip them all away.

    Language:
    English
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    9,850
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    676
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    He knows what's going on.

    He knows this is wrong.

    Why hasn't he left?

    Language:
    English
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    235
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    251
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    It all starts with a dream, where Rose Lalonde warns Steven about her plan to enter his universe and live there, which Steven's pretty much up for. What he really wasn't expecting was that he would be dealing with gods, trolls, cherubs, sprite, leprechauns, carapaces, salamanders, lizards, crocodiles, iguanas, an undead army, and the Gem's animosity towards the trolls. Everything will work out in the end, right? And they kinda have to, because the Sburb kids have no where else to go so they're here to stay.

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    English
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    47,014
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    118
    Kudos:
    322
    Bookmarks:
    42
    Hits:
    4611
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    Bro, Dave, and Dirk's parents go out of town for a couple weeks and they decide to start up a paranormal investigation group and try to get some ghosts on tape. They aren't too psyched to break and enter random buildings, so can you imagine how stoked they are when the first ghost they meet is actually trapped in their own house?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    11
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    100
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    Just homestuck characters in camp half blood

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    English
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    417
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    9
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    252
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    John has some questions about the repercussions of going God Tier. Davesprite and Jade are less than helpful.

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    English
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    53
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
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    71
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    A terror to near-sighted people everywhere.

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    English
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    379
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
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    201
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    In which Dave is a humble peasant who gets kidnapped by a pirate gang, the Mutant Mauraders, and fights along side them to take back Skaia from foreign invaders, protect his brother, and save what's left of the royal family.

    Language:
    English
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    3,041
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    22
    Hits:
    238
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    Dave makes Karkat so happy, after a long string of bad relationships. Will this one better?

    Edit 3/18/17 - My laptop is broken and no way in hell am I writing this all on mobile so I'll be on hiatus until I get a new laptop.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    599
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    466
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    John has Vriska over for a Nic Cage movie marathon, shenanigans ensue.

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    English
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    485
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    195
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    After a long, hard night, Dave finds himself left in a ditch to, what seems like, die.

    Not until he wakes up with someone shaking his shoulder, bright blue eyes staring down at him with the world's goofiest grin.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,335
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    405
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    Rose and Kanaya go to Dave's party then things get hot an heavy.

    Language:
    English
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    1,197
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    372
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    The game has been won, and now John and Roxy are coming to terms with life After. And what better way to do that then going on a family camping trip?

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    English
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    20,279
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    1636
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    “You’re among friends,” Dirk says.

    “You’re too bold,” you reply.

    “Maybe,” he says. “Dare me to go bolder?”

    “Don’t exploit my curiosity.”

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    81
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    Dave's bro, Dirk, had created an awesome MMO with a man name Hal, earning them millions. Dave was one of the beta testers for the game, and when it became popular, he began making friends online (and some enemies). Now his bro and Hal have released helmets which immerse all your senses in the virtual reality, along with an udate for their MMO to allow people to used the helmets while playing the game. Today's the day that that update gets released, and it just so happens to be one of Dave's online friends, which he considers his best bro and who goes by the name Ectobiologist, birthday. And today will be the day that the two meet Virtual face to face if things go to plan. Which they do... sort of.

    Language:
    English
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    45,774
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    87
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1174
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    "You had looked up and had seen that the fallen object was a…. romance novel. One of those shitty five dollar ones hopeless romantics bought from their local condom shop (or, CVS Pharmacy as everyone else called it.) Vantas had quickly scrambled to pick up said book and bent over and-

    Damn…. Your ears began burning. Because bending over Karkat Vantas…. Had a very nice ass.

    A very very nice ass."

    Series
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    English
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    2,452
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    856
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    At some point in a drifting haze of the morning you realize two things:

    1. Your husband is your ex-husband. He should not be in bed with you.

    2. Your ex-husband is your dead ex-husband. He definitely should not be in bed with you.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,968
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    1590
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    John and Karkat have both lived simple, socially deprived lives and seclude themselves from other people most of the time. They are newly acquainted friends and are for the first time seeing each other in real life. Will they be friends for long? For better, or for worse?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,898
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    188
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    990
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    298

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