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    sit me down and shut me up and pin me to the floor and i will smile.

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    your best friend is beautiful.

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    Karkat does not have a thing for human teeth. He will swear that until his untimely umpteenth death.

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    A nerd makes an AI and becomes famous. A scientist studying the very science of love lives comes along. shit happens.

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    1/?
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    3
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    eridan didn't know what to do after sollux ruined his life
    he lost his friends and girlfriend
    his father's approval
    his hope
    and his heart
    now entering college eridan is determined in creating a fresh start and enabling no one to enter his now broken heart. But the one thing he has never planned or will is letting go of swimming. So when a certain boy of shades blue and red joins his swim team . oh, hells gate is going to be opened, eridan assures you. Speaking of heat you sure can go for a swim in the sea. wait, is that a tail?!

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    6/?
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    3
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    A collection of ficlets set in the "Is This Weird?" universe. Individual titles, summaries, ratings, warnings, and tags for each story at the beginning of each chapter.

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    7/?
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    4
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    28
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    2
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    613
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    Jake is a dog hybrid shapeshifter. A chocolate lab with a large heart emtpy and ready to be filled with a loving family..he however does not get as he wishes. The poor pup lives weeks in an abusive home, before finally escaping...after he escaped he met dirk strider..who stumbled upon him, literally.

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    4/?
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    37
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    60
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    6
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    809
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    John was kidnapped by a gang of four called The Midnight Crew. It is up to Dave, Rose, and Jade to, hopefully, save John Egbert.

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    8/?
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    1
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    Dave and John have been married for quite some time and have started talking about kids. However, when they try to adopt, they're met with homophobia and are only allowed to adopt the "ugly troll children". This is their story of how they fell in love with the trolls and adopted them, and now have to adjust everything to accustom the troll's needs.

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    1/?
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    6
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    39
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    5
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    301
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    This will have many ships in it, such as JohnKat (<3) DaveJohn (<>) EriSol (<3) GamKar (<>) GamTav (<3 & <>) TaVris (it's complicated) JohnTav (A platonic hatred) Hopefully some RoseMary (<3) DaveSol (I'm not sure yet but I'm thinking something red?) AraSol (<3) Or anything else anyone suggests.

    This is a Valentines gift for my girlfriend who ships JohnKat to death, and then I really started to like this cheesy mess so I wrote more ^u^

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    3/?
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    The game is over now all that's left is to make a new world to leave in and get everyone back from the dead, and cross haired timelines. this however is much more complicated that one may think. expertly with hard feeling are still sitting around for some and unresolved are others

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    Dave brings home a Friend and Bro has his doubts about the mysterious kid.

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    27/?
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    213
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    19
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    4733
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    John asks Rose to marry him, and Rose agrees on one condition: John has to wear the dress, while Rose wears the tux. Oh, and there's another secret condition that comes up during the honeymoon. A long, black, slimy, flexible secret.

    (Warning: Contains like five seconds of noncon.)

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    1/1
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    30
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    You like Marilyn Monroe, bands no one has ever heard of, Snoop Dogg, vaping and the entire Diary of a Wimpy Kid movie franchise. You couldn't be aesthetic if you tried (and try you do), you have a SoundCloud that you post your beats on (they're terrible) and you don't know long division.

    Face it, you're hilariously disgusting.

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    Comments:
    6
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    20
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    312
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you would be damned if you were going to miss the Grimdark concert because of a cold.

     

    In which Dave is the lead singer of a band, and Karkat has front row tickets.

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    Just a quick oneshot about John and Dave re-meeting in a different life.

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    1/1
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    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    171
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    He gets it.

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    2
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    19
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    You don't know why he left, but you'll wait for him.

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    It's been five years since the living dead rose from their graves and consumed Earth's population, and in those five long years Jade Harley has made a life for herself on her Island- albeit a very lonely one. When the first boat of survivors Jade's ever seen arrives on her doorstep, her quiet, solitary existence is shattered forever. As more survivors arrive, Jade must make a choice; Fight for her life, or flee into the unknown. Will Jade escape with her friends safely, or will she find herself alone in the ruins of a dead society?

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    English
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    6,138
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    How can the mistakes of one teenager pave the future for his friends and enemies? How can the bond between friends be crumbled so easily? Fairness is not the name of this game. This is reality, not some cheesy video game.

    (lol I suck at summaries XP)

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    Karkat Vantas has lived in this town his whole life. Lived in this apartment, been friends with these people, gone to this school.

    Gamzee Makara has lived in this new town for four days. Four days in this new house, with these new people, at this new school.

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    English
    Words:
    5,043
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    317

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