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    While waiting for Meenah, Vriska gets some interesting visitors in her loneliness.

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    Told from Bro's POV as he starts crushing hard on his brother's best friend.

    Really nothing more to it than that.

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    Jade Harley being awesome, for Ladystuck 2014.

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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week we're doing a minisode in the form of Batman the Dark Knight

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

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    Sloppy make outs are interrupted by nerves and things learned from troll movies that are better forgotten.

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    “They really should fix the way they sort mail around here. Switching between first and last names is not a way to run a mailbox.” Dave only heard half of what John was saying. He was already headed back to Sollux’s place.

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    TA : gue22 who’2 got fiive four day pa22e2 to pax priime motherfucker2.
    EB : niiiiiiiice
    TG : trade you tit pics for one
    TA : you’re on.
    CG : OH MY FUCKING GOD NO.

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    The universally asked question by children, whether or not they can fly. When they were young, four children asked, and four guardians responded.

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    Things get out of control for Dave Strider. He has been slowly loosing everyone left and right and he doesn't know how much more he can take of it. A world infested of zombies is not very kind.

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    There’s only a few clouds out and the snow is still falling silently, shining and reflecting off of what light the sun gives. John’s breathing slows and yours matches the slow pace and he’s just so fucking warm and you want him to hold you until the end of time- time never ends- and until there’s no one left on this god forsaken hunk of rock that so many call home. In other, kinder, sweetly sugar-coated words, you’d like him to hold you close and god fucking damn it, you don’t want him to ever let you go.

    It's snowing outside, John is half-asleep, and Dave's mind is running at it's usual thousand-mile-an-hour pace.

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    The game ended with the promise of peace, earned on the backs of determined youngsters thrust into a situation they didn't understand, given the gift of a new world all their own.
    It should have continued that way, letting the youths experience their world in that peace. Unfortunately fate didn't have that in store for them. With the return of the Condescension, the battle they thought they'd left behind begins anew.
    In the fight to defend the world they created, lives are lost, only to be revived centuries later to finish the fight. In that time humans have crafted themselves into a coveted form of Lusi, raising young trolls to think and fight for themselves and their loved ones, and change the world from within the empire's ranks. Roles and species shift and change, but relationships, long forgotten through the stretch of time, remain.
    Is it possible, with all the changes between them, for the young creators of the universe to complete the task that wiped them out before?

    Formerly Will You Be Striders? Ratings to change as story progresses.

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    (Rated T for silly boys and their bad language)
    Dave and John had been best friends for five years now, and after working hard and collecting money, Dave flew himself over to Washington to finally meet his best friend in person! He nearly forgot that John had an older sister... if only John warned him about how perfect she was. Too bad this vacation is only two weeks long. Because damn, did he fall for her hard and fast right off the bat.

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    None of them understood. Sure Jade had tingles in her skin and sometimes her eyes would feel like they were filled up with chlorine but at least she’s not falling over anymore, right? There are only so many ways to pass the time on this soaring ship. Jade has all the time in the world x5.

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    The planet Terra is a vital waypoint to both Alternian and Beforan trolls. Recently there has been an onslaught of giant naturae. To help deal this issue and others arising from it, the Inter-Impterial Task Force has been arranged, and the jaegers of the program sent out to deal with the threat. Both kids and trolls will be tested as they drift, battle and navigate the world of inter-imperial politics toward safety and stability.

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    You left when you were twenty four, and you return at twenty seven, and you really fucking missed John Egbert.

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    Anonymous Tumblr Prompt for "Davekat, drunk texting".

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    The Ups and Downs of the Colour Red and How it Pertains To Both Sides of the Strong Emotion Spectrum,
    or,
    JohnDave soulmate AU based off this prompt. archiveofourown.org/works/2846762

    I tried.

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    Your name is Pelira Safgeo, and you are a sue with some sarcasm in the audience and a writer who hates sues but is fine wit your objective to make some pairing happen.

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    Just a little thing I whipped up.

    Blind John is new to MSPA High, and cool-kid Dave has been helping him get around. But of course, people start to talk.

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