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Things get steamy in the classroom.
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John Egbert's post-game domestic kind-of-sort-of-bliss is interrupted by an ominous sound in his house.
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This time, John's eyes are a hollowed out white that you can't look at straight-on, and you feel dead, so you decide you're even.
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Sometimes, you wonder if you could sum up your story in six words.
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Jade and John finally join everyone on the meteor. Jade struggles with not feeling good enough for Karkat and stops eating. Can Karkat help her?
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- Part 2 of Cigarettes And Alcohol
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- Part 1 of Cigarettes And Alcohol
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Sometimes, secondhand heartbreak hurts more, lasts longer, if only because the fear festers a little deeper, like a small scratch on a record that grows larger in time. You don't want that heartbreak for yourself, so you hide. You hide yourself under so many layers that you can't break free, because it's the prison that you've put yourself in.
You're so scared of what's outside in the wild, that you don't bother to fear for what's inside, for what you've done to yourself.
[a.k.a. that fic no one asked for where all the kids are douchebags and they break each other's hearts]
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GG : and you want to stick your dick up your boyfriends pooper!
GG : that makes total sense to me??
GG : so quit being a dumbassIn which John steps it up, and so does Dirk.
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- Part 3 of I Like Your Booty (But I'm Not Gay)
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This is exactly what the title suggests.
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Goddammit John. At least be a cool douchebag. by shotabroderick (fictionalSailor)
Homestuck
9 Apr 2013
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Your name is John Egbert and it’s not easy being the school’s #1 douchebag. Especially when you have a thing for the 2nd and 3rd place douchebags. Not to mention they’re brothers— twins to be exact but not identical other than their bleach blonde hair, cool attitude and choice to wear shades indoors.
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A heartbroken boy and an amnesiac ghost solve a murder mystery, make some friends, take a journey to the center of the mind, and find a close approximation to love.
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Dave strifes with Karkat a lot. As a result, the strifes become contests. Whoever wins receives a prize. Karkat wins and asks for Dave to go watch a romantic movie with him because secretly Karkat wants something more than friendship from Dave. The shades-wearing boy is late though for this important movie date.
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A Homestuck AU based in Paris, with plenty of thrilling tales to tell. This city sets a stage for dramatic events that slowly unfold. Remember, it can only go deeper from here! Explicit due to sex, potential violence. Trigger warnings for depression/cutting, and beatings/violence. Various pairings, which will be added to the tag as they appear in the story.
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JD: john seriously i think after more than a week he knows how to take a shower without you!!!
JD: i promise i wont drown him even a little bit :pp
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Pesterlog between John and Jade about something that did not happen in BT proper, but totally could have.Poor Karkat. :'(
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- Part 7 of Battlefield Terra
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What do you expect would happen when four demi-gods finally met up in person for the first time, after a lifetime of separation?
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It's not often that you get the pleasure of getting the upper hand when it comes to Dave, and when the opportunity arises, you seize it without a second thought.
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After spending her whole life alone, Jade Harley finally makes new friends. But she loses them in a span of a month, and is told that a witch is behind their deaths. There is only one way to save them now… (crossover with Madoka Magica . Please read notes for more information)
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God damn it, they're at it again. Can't a dude help his baby brother eat without some weird beast fight happening outside their apartment? AU
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Dirk Strider has three rules. Don't show mercy, don't leave the Crew, don't fall in love. Then he's told to off a mister Jake English, and everything that he's done to make sure there are no exceptions is crumbling apart like eggshells and china teacups and Dirk isn't sure if he's going to be the death of Jake or if it's going to be the other way around.