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    You would just be happy to exist along side him for a little while longer.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are desperately, painfully in love with one utterly unavailable Dave Strider.

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    The world of cosmetics is a treacherous jungle, but it's much easier to navigate with a friend.

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    Evolution is critical for a species to survive. A species must move forwards in order to keep it safe from new threats.

    If a species becomes stuck, (evolutionstuck, if you will), it is in danger of extinction.

    It may not even be the evolution of the species physically that is required, rather its social evolution.

    Humans and trolls. Two species with a hatred for each other instilled at birth. Constantly feuding over land, resources and their continued existence.

    12 trolls raised in a cruel society which trains them to be the strongest generation, worthy of fighting the human plague.

    8 humans who have been terrified from birth by stories of fanged creatures which will rip their skin clean off and will murder their families and friends without a blink.

    The hope for a generation. The survival of not one, but two species.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you're an angel who's been exiled to Hell.

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    I take BroJohn requests on my writing blog whoops-thats-a-dick.tumblr.com

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    Derse has always been a terrible place to live - or so Roxy hears. With a mother acting as advisor to the Black Queen, Roxy has lived a life of nobility, complete with access to magical education and a room with a view from the castle towers. Hers is not the happiest childhood, but politics, at least, are not at the forefront of her worries.
    However, when the empress of a defunct wasteland seizes control of the throne, Roxy's comfortable life is upended. She will have to survive being sent hundreds of miles away from her parents, the spread of genocide across a continent, and watching her brother warp from a child too depressed to get out of bed to a militant "prince" of the latest Dersite revolution. Added to these are the trials adolescence brings, including alcoholism, sexuality, and the search for an identity that will distinguish her from the rest of her infamous family members.

    Prequel, parallel, and sequel to I'll Have My Pound of Flesh Rare.

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    Join Dave, John, Jade and other homestuck characters in this non-sburb zombiestuck fanfic. Witness death, heart break and new love all in type.

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    (fluff)
    ((john has no gender based reference in this fic so you may choose the gender,
    but his/her name will maintain 'john' BTW i have a female friend named john))

    John arrives school on the last day before summer noticing Dave with a stack of paper in his hand!
    he is acting rather suspicious too...
    what can it be?
    in the last period Dave hurries his way out of class making john even more curious!
    What the hell is he up to??

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    Your name is John Egbert. Today is your seventeenth birthday. You aren't quite sure what your dad has planned today, since you don't really remember much from your last sixteen birthdays. Actually, you don't remember much from the last sixteen years, either. You suppose it's just bad memory.

    ~Multiple POVs~
    Title subject to change

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    Skia University, A place for kids with strange personalities and even stranger powers, Dave Strider has been attending this place in peace and quiet for the past 4 years that is until the new kid, John Egbert, has other plans for him..
    How do summary; I'm so sorry urrgh yeah here's a fanfiction i hope you enjoy, theres popcorn over in the corner

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    The Fleet has not returned to Alternia to pick up those who have survived to adulthood. What’s more, supplies are running low. The world has been thrown into even more chaos than usual. Many trolls are forced to flee their hives; others band together for safety. No one knows when, or if, the Fleet will return.

    Then the aliens show up.

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    John Egbert is moving to Texas, with low expectations. He is leaving his friends behind, even though he has his internet friends still, he is nervous as hell.

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    A simple movie night turns into more drama for Jake.

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    TG: you know how johnny boy is
    TG: cheesy wedding gags out the wazoo
    TG: next thing u no dirks right with him pretending to take him srsly and jade and dave have a bouncy castle rented for the ceremony
    CG: FUCK
    TG: what u know im right
    CG: I KNOW
    CG: THAT'S WHY WE NEED TO FORM AN ALLIANCE.
    TG: what
    TG: srsly
    CG: YEAH SERIOUSLY. YOU THINK YOU CAN HANDLE ROSE'S FLOWERY BULLSHIT TENDENCIES AND CROCKER'S POTENTIAL PRANKS ALONE?
    TG: ...
    TG: shit

    Jade and Dave are getting married, and it's up to Roxy and Karkat to save them from their bridal party.

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    Karkat is introduced to the glory of the Yu-Gi-Oh! TCG.

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    It is entirely possible that it is, in fact, just a box of chocolates.

    Then again, this is John Egbert.

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you are a Prince of Heart, child genius, rad rapper, badass swordsman, awesome robot creator, and the puppet master behind the current Sburb game.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you have fucked up. Big time.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you are going to fix this, even if it ends up (permanently) killing you.

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    GG: three years huh?
    CG: YEAH
    GG: that sure is a long time

     

    After three years of separation, we'll finally get to meet.
    And I'm going to miss you so much.

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    You shouldn't be doing this.

    “John Egbert, if you don’t stop being a melancholy shitstick by the time I’m done with this confectionery, I will shove another one so far down your throat you’ll be shitting rainbow sprinkles for weeks.”

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