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    Post-Sburb, everyone was a little fucked up, and bringing the dreambubbles along to the new universe was probably not the best idea, as John learns when he walks in on Dave having a not so great confrontation with his dead Bro (but really, any confrontation with Bro was bound to go terribly). This interaction puts John in Protector Mode™, but it affects Dave in a whole other way, and its not a very good way. John takes this time to tell Dave what he deserves in life.

    (based on this headcanon http://pepsicola-headcanons.tumblr.com/post/146074055655)

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    Sakura Jaypop is a troll w a luv 4 anime and her bff like anime 2. she has a big crush on karkat but she dont know of he like her back. also she has to save the world b4 its destroeoed. will karkat ever luv sakura!???2??2???? will her and her friends save da world????? read this fic to find out!1!1!!!1!111

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    two chapters, two different versions of a rp i did where dave takes karkat out to an abandoned hospital to explore for a first date. spoopy shit ensues, man. both have pretty much gone cold. :(
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    the two of you, best friends since day one. always making fun, but having a fun time and enjoying each other. youd started a youtube channel, introducing your friend to the internet and making stupid vlogs and spoof diy videos. dave had suggested you do something a bit more out-of-the-ordinary-youtube-crowd and brought up urban exploring. going through abandoned sites like schools or hospitals, and filming the experience. You still cant believe he talked you into this. dave snaps you out of your thoughts as he pulls the car up to the front gates of this old and withered hospital in the middle of nowhere, elbowing you lightly. "here we are. think well find something cool in here? like... a bloody ritual, or a ghoooosst?" he waves his fingers at you.

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    Mini-fic for dirkjohn week 2016.

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    A fic for where I'll post my hopefully millions of Homestuck drabbles.

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    They won the game. They all worked hard to beat that skeleton fuck and create a universe safe from the mechanics of the game. But when they walked through that door, Dave felt the hand he’d been holding tightly in his fade away.

    Everyone who wasn’t a god tier had been wiped away the second they walked through that fucking door.

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    So. How 'bout that game over timeline situation. Just because there's a new universe now, doesn't mean that never happened.

    [dirkjohnweek day 4: MANPAIN]

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    John gives Dave a blowjob in the park.

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    EB: okay, maybe i should have started with:
    EB: wanna cyber?
    EB: dty?
    TT: Well shucks.
    TT: When you put it that way, yiff me hard, dude.

    m/m established relationship BL yaoi that means boy on boy dont like dont read

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    Rose thought she had a lot to worry about when her mother was late from returning home from work. It was bad enough she and her twin brother, Dave, were holed up in the Lalonde mansion due to the sudden outbreak of a deadly virus. Now, she has deal with messages from strangers, a sneaking suspicion that she is a developing supernatural ability, and a disastrous chain of events that has been set in motion since before she was born.

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    From the meteor to the Dream Bubbles, there is but one question nagging at the corners of everyone’s thoughts. Even those who don’t care can’t help but speculate. Are Dave and Karkat dating, or not?

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    John comes to realize he as a crush on his best friend. He's definitely not thinking about making a move on him at Rose's party.

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    John and Dave have decided to adopt.

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    You really hate Dave Strider.

    Like, really really. You totally aren't joking here. You hate Dave Strider as much as The Breakfast Club hated being stuck in detention on a Saturday, which by the way, you have been, and you perfectly understand how someone could hate it because it really sucks. Especially when the janitor is heading it and he deems you "his favorite" and "in charge." It may have seemed cool and all at the time, but it was a seriously bad idea, especially when you're stuck with a group of assholes.

    You just, really hate Dave Strider. Really, really.

    ...well, you guess he's a little cute. When he isn't being an asshole, that is.

    8tracks.

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    In Which A Young Mutant Blood Finds Himself Horns Over Heels For A Jade Blood, But Their Relationship Is Taboo. Meanwhile, One Of The Three Reigning Empresses Is Flushing For Her Sister's Moirail, And They Must Find A Way To Be Together Without Arousing Suspicion.

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    Dirk is a security guard. John has a score to settle.

    Arson is, inevitably, involved.

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    The game only happened for the kids, the trolls are still on their respective planets, and John and Jade fight Bec Noir and start losing badly, and John is dropped on Alternia in a last-ditch effort to keep him safe by Jade.

     

    [Disclaimer: Homestuck does not belong to me. I only own the situations I put the characters in. Everything that belongs to Andrew Hussie belongs to him. I am humbled by his pure awesomeness.]

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    Time changes everything. Opinions, humans, surroundings, reality, even the gods themselves. The only question that can't be answered, however, is what to do when time stops behaving as it should. The gods and mortals are in a race against increasingly erratic time and space in hopes of salvaging this world they all live in.

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    After Sburb/Sgrub is finally over, everyone goes to live on earth, even the trolls. Everyone is alive again, and the weary heroes are finally able to rest in peace and forget about the game that had ruled their lives for the past three years.

    Or so they thought.

    Though Karkat felt immensely guilty over giving Jade's new universe cancer, he never thought about how it might affect him personally, he only thought of the general populace. Then, something horrible happens, and everyone's world is turned upside down when Karkat's mistake hits home.

    One of them has cancer. It's terminal and extremely serious. They most likely won't live through it.

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