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    A very shippy Christmas with lots of family shenanigans.

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    Do you want AUs? Do you like Dave? How about Karkat? Do you like 'em even better when they are together? And most importantly, do you have issues reading more than 600 words of the same story? Then boy, do I have the fanfic for you!
    (writing exercises by yours truly, for yours truly)

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    Basically, I take out the plot ideas I have and stuff them in here. You can then suggest new ideas or encourage ones already posted in here, and chances are the most popular one-shots here will be turned into full multi-chap fics off their own.

    FIRST CH. SUMMARY:
    "You'd like to think you're a fairly sane person. Of course you'd be sane- Striders don't come broken, they come in special material, sharper than the shitty katanas on your wall and sturdier than a motherfuckin’ cliff. Nobody could tear you apart, obviously. That just doesn’t happen to you guys. At least, that’s what you like to think. But maybe it’s true. Maybe. Probably. Yeah, definitely. However, that did not stop you from being a little unnerved by seemingly sentient gusts of fucking wind coming to your aid in convenient times, nor did you expect a dork with the name "Egbert" to flip your life around."

    I'll include more tags once I progress.

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    After escaping from samurai and being takin in by a ninja clan, Dave and Dirk are happy. Dave has found a best friend in John, an orphaned ninja, and Dirk is soon to find a companion in the newcomer, Jake. When dangerous missions threaten the safety of their friends, the kids must learn to cope with the tragedies of their pasts, the dangers of their presents, and the uncertainties of their futures- all while protecting the people they hold dear.

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    Your name is Dave Strider and your universe is DEAD. You have to find a safe place for your nubby-horned, alien companion in the DEPTHS OF SPACE. Under normal circumstances, you would be deader than your old universe, but you're no longer a MERE HUMAN, having ascended to god tier. The troll has not, but it helps that you hitch a ride on a FANCY SPACESHIP.

    All you need to do is find your MISSING FRIENDS and you are golden.

    >>AU after the scratch.

    USS Enterprise [UE] began texting turntechGodhead [TG] at ???
    UE: Hello. This is Captain James T. Kirk of the starship USS Enterprise. We are on a peaceful mission of exploration.
    UE: My communications officer picked up an odd signal from this location. Can we offer any assistance?
    --Now with FANART--

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    Karkat really did not want Kanaya to find out like this...

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    You didn't expect it of them. You learn to never hope with all your heart something will happen. It only leads to disappointment

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    Dave isn't accustomed to staying in a household with near constant food access and huge homecooked meals, so when he spends the night at John's he goes a bit overboard. John isn't quite displeased with the results.

    AKA silly one-shots about John trying to prank Dave into stuffing himself, only to find out that he really likes the results on his best bro and Dave gets into it. Idea and art by verzisphere, written by riyuyami

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    Jane is young. She has a whole life ahead of her. Well, kind of. I mean, it's a fairly shitty life, what with her ex-boyfriend living next door, her brother being a- for lack of a better word- total asshole, one that she has to babysit, no less, and her dad being kind of terrifyingly *there* all the time, but, hey, things get better.

    Which is exactly why she's walking into a yarn shop to get knitting lessons. To make things better. The only thing is, she was expecting some old lady with stories that start with "back in my day", and, to put it simply, that isn't quite what she gets.

     

    [On... Pause? Kind of? Idefk. Just. Lemme actually figure out where I'm goin' with it.]

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    Karkat is helpless when a mysterious stranger intrudes on his otherwise ordinary life.
    She's taken his house, and now she's going to go to school with him.
    Well, at least things couldn't get any worse.

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    Kids in ugly sweaters for Giftstuck 2015.

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    What will You do when you wake up in a strange place with no memories of what you used to be? That everyone either wants to please you or tear you to shreds and what for? You certainly wouldn't know, now would you?

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    When Rose wakes up to a chilly morning she imagined she was going to have a quiet day catching up on her studies and reading a novel or two. She did not think she was going to get tied up into an epic snowball fight. Oh and her rival? Vriska Serket.

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    John dies and everyone else lives on in the new world thanks to him. Vriska tries her best to deal with that.

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    Dave Strider is a bounty hunter and man-for-hire from the Ganymede port city of Prospit.

    Karkat, also known as CG-413, is a sentient rogue AI trapped in the body of an obsolete medical android.

    (An AU inspired by the world of Cowboy Bebop with traces of Katsuhiro Otomo's 1988 classic, AKIRA.)

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    Giftstuck for ectobiologust! John/Dave photography shenanigans, a picture says a thousand words, but the subject speaks the loudest.

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    Dave would never find joy in wedding bells, for there was none.
    Rose and John were happier together, and the chiming only made it more obvious, but how could Dave do anything but watch. John was happiest with the wedding bells.
    John was happiest without Dave.

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    Entertaining banter between our favorite knights that eventually turns into a whole lot of romantic drama. It starts out seeming like Kismessitude but it's Matespritship, I promise.

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    The Game was won, and the new universe was born. But you were a triple-prototyped Sprite, not a player...so why the fuck were you brought to this world?

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