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    John wants to play a duet with Rose but she doesn't want to.

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    You have no idea how you ended up in this time period but apparently it's 1879 in London, England and you're only help in this time period, or alternate reality, is a guy who looks just like your best bro/boyfriend.

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    In Which John Is Clearly Useless, Karkat Is Not Human, and Best Friends Are Not to Be Trusted.
    Also, true love's kisses will save the day. And all that jazz.

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    You are Karkat.
    You hate your job. You hate People. You hate computers. You are human.
    Let's just say you have an, interesting life.
    WRITTEN IN HOMESTUCK FORMAT

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    2/?
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    ...are the dead visible.

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    Karkat Vantas, after being in a horrible accident, finds himself in his old hometown, ready for a fresh start in a new highschool. Little does he know, he's about to pick off right where he left up--head over heels.

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    7/?
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    Just a shitty Dave/John Fic.

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    Fill for the prompt: Remember when witch!Rose picked out her familiar?

    (HSWC Bonus Round 1)

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    John was the Heir to the throne of Prospit. Dirk was the supposed dead Prince of Derse. Brought together by ghost of the past and what is to come, along with some nudges from the Alfather and Pawssion, their destinies become intertwined in a tangle of difficult choices, betrayal by those most trusted, and impossible desires. John must find out why Derse and Prospit are still at war with no champions to the throne and Dirk must fight to take down his enemies and reach his ascension to the throne of Derse.

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    Things get out of control for Dave Strider. He has been slowly loosing everyone left and right and he doesn't know how much more he can take of it. A world infested of zombies is not very kind.

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    1/?
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    Dirk Strider is a professional homosexual porn star in his early twenties who abides by the personal rule to keep business and pleasure separate. Jake English, an ambitious, heterosexual adult-film actor, hopes to broaden his horizons and open new doors by agreeing to co-star in a porn movie with him. Both boys are made to conduct business even dirtier when the elusive and impersonal Dirk finds himself begin to be drawn to the scatterbrained stud who doesn't seem to know what or who he wants.

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    Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing.

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    It was warm, musty. The blonde stared at himself through the mirror. Trying to catch something different about himself, but there wasn't anything. Nothing amounted anymore, not when he was running up against any girl in the world. No. It all meant the same, and each time he desperately tried to search his eyes for something...different... but all he was greeted with was two crimson orbs that only portrayed a faint outline of his face in the iris. Nothing.

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    Karkat's romantic winter matrimonial to John, who has troubles with conksuck winter jackets.

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    Highschool was hard enough with just Dave Strider to deal with. But then John Egbert has to come along as well. And Karkat doesn't know how to deal.

    Aka In which Karkat's heart throbs for the new heartthrob in school ,John, who happens to be besties with the absolutely bane of his already quite miserable existence, Dave, who also happens to attract him very much in an 'I really want to rip out your intestines and choke you with them, but I also want to have your tongue in my mouth and your body grinding on my body' kind of way; the shit hits the fan when for stupid reasons like mini explosions and other such nonsense causes them all to share a dorm quadrant, and Sollux is a useless shit who gives absolutely nonsensical advice like 'Just ambush him in the shower with a bj, KK', which is total hoofbeast shit because Karkat can't even decide which him he would even want to ambush (because he wants them both).

    Aka the stupidest JohnKatDave to ever be written. I'm so gomen for everything.

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    17 year old John Egbert, a small town boy from just outside of London, lives a peaceful suburban life with his dad. At least, he used to. In the year 1939, Hitler invades Poland, beginning world war II and John is unexpectedly drafted into the military where he meets many interesting friends. One of which, is a boy by the name of Dave Strider.

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    Dave can't sleep and is bored, so he pesters John. Some stuff goes sown after that.

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    Fill for the prompt: remember when dave told john he got banned from mcdonalds for angering the clown living in the restaurant's ball pit?

    (HSWC Bonus Round 1)

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    Karkat Vantas leads a perfectly normal (abet vaguely pathetic) life, until the day a whacked out hacker claims to have known him in a "patht life". Soon after, he's thrown into a world of aliens, batterwitches, and conspiraces that are just so crazy, they just may be true.

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    Clockwork is a constant for this machine.

    And so is love.

     

     


    Part of an Android!centric AU series that I'm writing. It'll be updated every one-two weeks with another short story focusing on Dave Strider, John Egbert, and an organisation that steals children.

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