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    "Look, it's not my fault you're the hero with the shitty one liners."
    "Well it's not my fault you're the villain that has no taste!"

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    16/?
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    355
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    He was the nerdy kid, he was the cool kid. They meet, let's see what happens.
     
    Lame description I know.

     

    Not a songfic

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    Comments:
    8
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    I don’t know why but I have this headcanon that John saves all his conversations of his computer, especially with dave, to reference back to or just for laughs, like I feel like John went searching through his archive to confirm Dave fav movie before buying the shades or looks at a talk he had to laugh a little. Idfk *shrug*

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    English
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    1,471
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
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    18
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    1
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    193
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    It was only just the beginning.

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    1/1
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    7
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    Sooo this is my first fic here, and feedback would be greatly appreciated!

    This is just a bunch of super fluffy JohnDave oneshots, as the title says. I'll update probably sporadically, and requests are welcome! The length with vary, first few will probably be drabbles.

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    289
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    8
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    1
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    174
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    Johnathon Egbert is a young boy, aged around 13 - 16*.
    He has a loving and caring father, that is usually out at work and is rarely at home.
    His family friends house becomes a second home to him.
    His best friends mother is the main reason he goes there.
    Otherwise he could look after himself.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/2
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    15
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    Dave is a young party guy, usually going for one night stands and having a good time. He decides to use a dating website and meets up with username Egbert for dinner. John is a single dad and Dave finds himself falling head over heels in love with him.

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    English
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    6,262
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    2
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    215
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    Demons are supposed to feel nothing but how they are assigned to their jobs. Dave Strider is supposed to forget his human emotions besides anger and lust. Until one assignment leaves him feeling something else, towards John Egbert. Down his way he finds out more than what the human had seemed, and what he had never known about himself before.

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    13,229
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    2
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    479
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    You close your eyes again, and try to slow the beating of your heart. You're lightheaded. You wish you could see the sun again. You miss it, after so many months spent in the darkness of space. The sun reminds you of you and Calliope, together, as you could have been, as you should have been.

    (Alternatively: death, and its variations.)

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    24
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    2
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    133
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    A series of oneshots for your favorite Homestuck ship, PepsiCola!
    Idk it might not be your favorite but wwhatevva.
    I take requests! (i actually need requests please send me requests)

    Language:
    English
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    1,957
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    8
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    180
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    In which all the kids and trolls have been swapped around until nothing makes sense anymore.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    2
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    429
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    Eres John Egbert y tu mejor amigo te ha invitado a cenar para presentarte a su nuevo amorío, mientras esperan te cuenta un poco de como se conocieron.

    Language:
    Español
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    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    3
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    37
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    You don't remember all of the details, on account of the nasty bump you took to your noggin upon impact that knocked you out for the last three hours, but you remember enough to know that you were in a super awesome space battle with an Alternian drone, trying to keep them from delivering some very important data about your home planet to their evil alien empress, and just as they opened a wormhole to escape, you desperately tried to stop them by propelling yourself forward with a gust of ion charged space wind and ended up getting sucked through the tear in space as well, like a spider getting flushed down a toilet. Now you are here...wherever here is.

    (John has to survive in this weird place full of glowing things and intelligent(?) salamanders until help can arrive. He's not the only one who crashed here, though, and the other one is NOT happy. Is this planet big enough for two?)

    Language:
    English
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    115,877
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    200
    Kudos:
    395
    Bookmarks:
    59
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    4851
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    This is a little story inspired by Weevilo707's Don't Forget the Sun and is basically a little adventure of when Karkat's friends go to get him after their rebellion.

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    English
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    3,136
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    16
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    Dave Strider is going to be the ballet dancer of the Skaian Dance Troupe, and anyone who says otherwise can eat shit. That's after he beats them to death with a pointe shoe. So, when newcomer Karkat Vantas gets a role that danseur noble Strider believes to be his, things are most definitely not going to be as sweet as a Sugar Plum Fairy.

    A tale of friendship, love, and how fucking hardcore ballet is.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    173
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    John and Jade have always gone big when it came to holidays, yet Davesprite has never seen the appeal. Can John change his mind with a little Christmas spirit, or will he be stuck with an orange feathery grinch?

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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    11
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    88
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    1540
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    John learns that his best friend, Dave, is completely colorblind over the course of an online conversation. Years later, as he and his father visit Dave's home state for the holidays, John thinks he's found something that may help. This is a JohnDave pairing with fluffy holiday themes, and also contains (almost completely) Colorblind Dave. Have a happy holiday, Homestuck.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    386
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    Coffee Shop Au wherein Jake likes Dirk, and watches him from across the room.

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    English
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    12,309
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    48
    Kudos:
    199
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2083
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    an eclectic collection of homestuck fics I still like but don't plan on finishing
    1. Eridan gets lost
    2. Sollux's helmsman runs out of memory (body horror)
    3. Fef & Kanaya discuss the dangers of the deep
    4. A bunch of superheroes get their chatroom hacked
    etc.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,537
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    705
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    Dave is fucked uo but wants to give Karkat something good to remember before shit happens.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,423
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    108

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