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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you, secretly, still BELIEVE IN GHOSTS.

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    A chose your own adventure style game wherein you play as our strapping protagonist, Johnathan Elliot Egbert, in his heroic quest to stay alive long enough to return home, do his homework, take a bath, and perhaps watch a movie with his dearly beloved father.

    "★★★★★" — No one, at all.
    "A compelling epic of jaw-dropping depth and fantastic humor." — Actually no one.

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    24
    Bookmarks:
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    The continuation of Fun With Dirk and Jane (Disc 1: Before Meteor)
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    The Meteor and the Golden Vessel are rapidly approaching the new Session. There have been some issues, but they're being cleaned up right now. All they have to do now is merge the Sessions, defeat Caliborn, and everything will be absolutely and completely fine. Right? Right.
    ...
    No.

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    10/?
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    A short drabble about how Dave and John tell Jade and Rose about their relationship!

    Repost from FFnet.

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    Dave and John finally meet after months of dating over pesterchum. After John deciding Dave's being unfair they start playing a game called turn on strife.

    Reposted from FFnet.

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    Dave has an issue. He's secret has been discovered.

    Repost from FFnet.

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    1/1
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    You think he’s everything a person ought to be: intelligent, funny, pretty, kind. He is frail and he is small and, in some lightings, he looks almost gray, but you are in love with him all the same.

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    1/1
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    6
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    173
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    Advanced alien technology and kids with god powers seem suspiciously like magic. In the most anti magic kingdom? Not the best, but hey everyone's trying to make it work.

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    6/?
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    12
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    657
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    Dave Strider finds Karkat Vantas through their blog on Tumblr at the suggestion of his sister Rose. They start talking and actually live pretty close to each other.

    Lets just say their relationship ends up being really confusing.

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    Dirk has always been the loner type. Pretty much all of his friends are from the internet, and his parents died when he was 13. He's been living alone ever since. That is, until Dave shows up.

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    (v.) to have actual being; be.

    John Egbert enlists in the war, and the world falls apart.

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    a rapidly escalating series of embarrassing events that occur too early in the fucking morning

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    There once lived 4 neighboring kingdoms. The Heart, Diamond, Club, and Spade Kingdoms lived together in peace until the Spade Kingdom suddenly declared war on every kingdom. The king desires to obtain the Sacred Jewels of each kingdom for his queen. The three kingdoms sought the help of the Troll's Kingdom. Along the way, relationships develop, powers are discovered, and bonds are created. Will the Spade Kingdom get what they want or will the Trolls and humans stop them? Read to find out.

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    The alphas were the dominant breed, and were able to form a bond with either a beta or an omega, if they ever found one. Alpha and alphas bonds were rare, even more so than an alpha bonding with an omega. 
The betas were the people who were tagged as ‘normal’. They could only form a bond with an alpha, and never with an omega. They made up a little bit over half the population.
    The omegas were somewhat rare, only making up about 10% of the population. They were considered low-class, and older people discriminated against them.
    No one wanted to be an omega, as they were the ones pushed around and dominated. Most people wanted to be presented as a beta, as many couldn’t handle the stress of an alpha, who would have to maintain their territory. Most omegas were unhappy with their title.

    John Egbert was an exception.

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    John was right there. Davesprite could tell him that it was his feelings- feelings with which he struggled with and denied for months- that had helped him make the choice to break up with Jade.
    Davesprite was in love with John Egbert.

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    Dave Strider has been forced into a marriage that he doesn't even want to be a part of, but he's so afraid of what'll happen if he doesn't go through with it. When he decides to practice so that he doesn't mess up, he realizes he's done something very, VERY dangerous.

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    6/?
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    5
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    The more things change, the more they stay the same.

    Adults say that kind of thing all the time. What happens when you're faced with all new situations and you have no idea how to cope?

    If you're Dave, you get the hell on with it, man. Shit ain't gonna do itself.

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    Chapters:
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    Bookmarks:
    6
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    So basically, I decided that mixing the theories of gods and goddesses and grim reapers and fairies and demons and shit like that would be fun to have happen. And thus this version of Reaperstuck was born.

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    1
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    Set in an alternate timeline wherein the Condesce bests our four plucky heroes during [S]Collide, Sea Hitler spares their lives and takes them aboard her ship. There, she decides to have a little fun with them...

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    3
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    978
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    This will be a compilation of Homestuck one shots inspired by music. By all means, if you have any suggestions, go ahead and comment them!

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    6
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    320
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    For the past month, John Egbert hadn't been seen outside of his home.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    4
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    70
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    643

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