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    Humanstuck! One afternoon, Eridan decides to take a stroll down a private beach near his mansion home where he lives with his brother, father, and workers. He didn't think of that day as anything special, or that it would lead to something far from normal. After seeing a creature, days later Feferi drags him to her parents' aquarium, where they see a real live mermaid! Making a plan to bust the mermai- merman out, Eridan hopes he can hide the creature from everyone in the house.

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    Missing Teenager: Karkat Vantas - the newspapers would read- Male, sixteen years of age, Latino, 5’6, last seen wearing a dark grey hoodie and faded jeans. He knew his family would look for him, but he had to leave. He had to, no matter how much it terrified him.

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    Lameo, Oh Lameo! Where for art thou Lameo.
    For I am im this fic!
    So John pranks Bro, his computing teacher and prepares for an ass wooping! Instead his daddy gets a call.

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    Gamzee Makara and Karkat Vantas are moved to L.A. and attend an Arts school. Tavros is the son of a drug lord who's just trying to live his life. When the new kids learn of their fellow classmate's situation the decide to step in, despite his warnings.

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    What do you do when you're an art minor and one of the models for your class is extremely hot and also friends with your roommate? You leave then sticky notes when you go drink coffee at the cafe they work at, duh. AKA the Dave Strider guide to winning the affections of your very own John Egbert.

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    sometimes you wonder if youre a part of something bigger, beyond your petty human capabilities to understand. but you dont think youd mind if you get to hold his hand through it all.

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    homestuck characters in a harry potter au

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    Basically PWP

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    A really weird comedy of sorts. A selection of beloved Homestuck characters are thrown into a summer camp in the middle of nowhere, where they will experience everything from mild romance to over-the-top outdoor activities, all while enjoying the mosquitoes and malaria which nature has to offer.

    "★★★★★" — Literally no one
    "A thrilling epic of impressive depth and fantastic humor." — No reviewer ever

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    John had a bad day but Karkat is there for him.

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    And if Dave was being honest with himself, he might even admit the little tilt of the cashier's lips was borderline cute, and that his eyes were big and bright and just begging to be stared into, or even the way Dave wanted to reach out to him--maybe because he was attractive or maybe because Dave was just so heart crushingly lonely that it physically hurt.
    But he wasn't, and really that guy was probably just another asshole anyway.

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    "Glasses off, please."

    That was the fourth time you've heard that today. But the first time you actually heard him speak.

    You hadn't paid much attention to the weird kid in your classes that wore shades all the time until he was jabbing a folded up note against the back of your neck.

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    Your hands and feet are freezing, and you can’t stop the shivers from clenching the muscles along your back. When you breathe, your lungs hurt.

    Your name is John Egbert, and if you don’t stop the God of Breath from snoring in his sleep, the storms he creates will surely destroy your village.

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    Your name is John Egbert and you work for your sister in her small bakery. You love it, everything smells like baking and it feels comfortable.
    You also enjoy talking to the customers you serve, they nearly always have interesting story's they're willing to share. But none of them compare to your newest customer, with his shades and blonde hair.

    His name is Dave Strider.

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    Dirk takes Jake to see fireworks for the first time. Meanwhile John and Dave are silly kids enjoying their friendship.

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    Sometimes all you need is a tiny nudge, a tiny change in perspective, to reap the biggest rewards in your life. When Jade binds you to a promise, you're forced to review all you know about Davesprite, and how that affects how you behave towards him. Can you ever become his friend? Or are you bound to be enemies in the end?

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    Gasp! The cherubs, kids, and trolls have been turned into babies! What doe Hussie do? Give them to me, of course. Gog, I'm going to kill him. Enjoy the adventures of My friend and I as we some how successfully raise 34 infants into semi-normal beings while Hussie laughs in the back round.

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    Your name is kanaya maryam, your sixteen and in your 2nd year of high school, when your sister gets a job in a different state and you must leave the person you love behind...... at least thats what you thought.

    This is an AU of how a teenage human kanaya finds herself, and contemplates her sexuality and her life, as well as her past, present, and future.

    Takes place in my ht of baltimore, maryland just so i dont get all up and confused and shiz. Im not entirely sure how this will end but i'll figure it out. i will post ASAP but im also currently, writing a fefeta fanfic, which is not posted yet, and also i have writers block for my johndave fanfic, so i probably wont post on a regular basis. I accept suggestions, good and/or bad reviews (i dont hate you preps, i will accept your flames lol points if you gof that reference), and just pressure to update. so yeah..... Byessss~

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    This is pure four in the morning crack because i didn't know what to write.

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