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[[ON HIATUS]]
Working late sucks, especially when you've been blackmailed into it by bitchy lesbians with infuriating, black-painted grins.
You've always hated closing the shop, and that's when you do it with someone else and you're not left to find ways to entertain yourself, alone, at eight o' clock on a Sunday night. Things get a little more interesting when you find a kid sniffing around the dumpster out back, and you, against your better judgement and everything your Bro ever taught you, invite him to stay at your place.
He reminds you of the kittens Roxy used to drag home, the ones that Rose used to wave in front of the webcam when you were thirteen and living in Texas.
But that description might be a little more accurate than you thought possible.
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shit gets extremely serious
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"There was one person who never came back. You miss them, you miss them a whole lot. You miss the big orange wings and fluffy feathers.
You have Dave, but it's not the same.
Sometimes Dave will ignore you when he can tell you're sad whenever you see him. You never mean for it to come across as rude, and he knows that, but you can tell he's hurt by it. Recently, things have gotten better, though.
Until a day ago."
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Drabbles inspired by an Escape The Fate song.
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In which everybody conveniently has the talent to sing, there is a band festival in four months (and thirteen days), and John messes everything up by being attracted to one angelic Strider boy. AU
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- Part 1 of Bandstuck Beachverse
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Karkat is transferring from out of state and is John's new assigned roommate at college. They soon become friends, but learn a lot more about each other and their pasts over time. Lots o' fluff, but rating might change later if there is smut. :0
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Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You are an 18 year old, struggling to get into college. Not only that, you seem to have brought back your compressed feelings of love for your best friend, who you don't want to lose, SOLLUX CAPTOR. But, he's taken. By ERIDAN fucking AMPORA.
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Kinkmeme prompt! I know I have a bunch to be working on but I couldn't resist this one real quick.
"Equius encounters John online, mistakes him for a fellow member of troll nobility, and strikes up a conversation with him. John, being the prankster that he is, decides it would be funny to play along.
Things get awkward when they...actually kinda become friends. Oops. "
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Dave is home alone as Bro has left for a few days. Enjoying his freedom to get in some much needed "relief", Dave pays little attention to John's observation that his Dad and Dave's Bro always seem to go on business trips at the same time. But maybe it's not such a coincidence after all...
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You're not a hero anymore, and there's nothing left to steal in this lightless, lifeless land.
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HUMANSTUCK! John Egbert and Jade Harley move from a small town to a big city and to a bigger school.John is really nervous to go to a new school but Jade is just thrilled.Turns out,John had every reason to be nervous when he somehow made it on Vriska's hate list. But things take a turn when John starts to fall for Vriska who is "Top shit" of the school.
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Thanks to the machinations of Roxy Lalonde the group is once again embroiled in a game of strip poker...this time with a twist! Who will win? Who will lose? Find out, as another chapter in the saga begins.
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"B…but you have me! I'll stay with you forever, Daddy! Then you'll never be lonely! I promise!" her big blue eyes stare at you pleadingly, and your heart breaks in two. You wrap her up in a big hug, and her tiny six year old body shakes against you as she starts to cry "We don't need Dave… he's never going to be like Mommy anyway."
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Dave Strider is living a comfortable life with his boyfriend of three years. One day during his shrink session, his therapist advises him to see a psychopharmacologist. However, Dave's body chemistry makes the pills prescribed bring out the worst in him.
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AU; Bro(Dirk) is a teacher at John's highschool. John is 16, Bro is 34. John has a major crush on Bro. Bro is pretty much Bro, but is a little more professional in his work place. Still fucked up in what he likes. so... Yeah~
I feel really weird about this being out there... I'm OK with my Moirail reading this stuff when I write it, but even then I feel weird about it. But I FUCKING LOVE THIS SHIP!!!!!1!!!!!!@$!@!!e!@8213#%&^@!235#5#$!!!!!!!!!!!
So yeah. This story pretty much explains itself. I'll explain some things that may be weird to normal humans. I do think differently X3 So~ yeah.... Smut and shiet will be in this........ So yeah. Commentary is enjoyed. if something makes ya'll confuzled in the brain, just say so. I'll explain it in depth because... Well, I'm the only person who can XD There are 17 full length parts written up in my outline. and 8 mini parts for after that because I love this ship to fucking much. I'm going to hell for all of this. But I'll be fine with it. WORTH IT! So there are four possible endings to this story. All depends on how many people like it by the end, and how I'm feeling. So yeah. Enough babbling.
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Dave is a broken angel, fallen for loving a mortal more than God.
While on earth he tries to make things right, his twin brother stirs up a storm in heaven. -
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Guys don't get raped.
Okay, so maybe they do, sometimes. But that's only when they're ganged up in an alley way and shoved against a wall and get some other guy's dick in their ass without permission. It's forceful and bloody and masculine. At least, that's how the media sells it.
But this isn't rape.
When a girl buys you drinks and takes you home and crawls on top of you--well, that's every guy's wet dream.
When she's grinding down onto you and her hands are holding yours to her breasts and she's whispering filthy, filthy things into your ear, that's not rape.
That's not rape no matter how many times you say no.
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Dave finally gives in and goes on the camping trip John's always wanted.
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John loves Dave's accent, but Dave's pretty conscious about it.
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Eridan Ampora was never the kindest, or the strongest, or even the smartest of trolls, but when he is dealt the one hand that will break him down, will he be able to make it through the game whole, or will everyone leave the highblood to the mercy of his mind?