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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    Monsters, demons, dragons, sorceress, aliens and other dark and mythical creatures are taken down and dominated by the people of light and goodness. Dirk, a vampire hunter, goes off to see a match between two of the greatest and strongest creatures, along with his younger brother, Dave. But what happens when you see the demon, Lord English, true form? What happens when your younger bro has fallen head over heels for the great rulers husband, The Heir of Air? The Striders will find the true story behind the blinding light of so called goodness and discover that monsters have feelings.

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    I have been called many names; Angel, freak, nephillim, demon, archangel, satan, and much more. I am none of those. I am a mutant. I was born with white as snow, soft as silk wings.

    My name is Johnathon Egbert, and this is only a small part of it all.

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    3/?
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    Dynamic duo Karkat Vantas and John Egbert run an unpopular gaming channel on YouTube, and it seems like their dreams of quitting their sucky jobs and become full time YouTube stars might never become a reality. That is, until they get to go to a YouTube convention in LA where they meet some unlikely friends- all people with a huge amount of subscribers and some time to spare. Bonds are formed, romance ensues... and videos are made.

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    "Wow," your laugh is more air than sound, disjoined. "Wow. Really?"

     

    "Yes," John's laughing, too. "Next week, Karkat. Next week."

     

    Next week. You get to see him next week. Next week you'll get to see that perfectly imperfect toothy smile of his. See him and touch him and- oh wow. John will be here next week. He'll be here with you. John made this happen. "Fuck you," you tell him, smiling.

     

    "Jerk," he answers, but it sounds soft and sweet.

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    Self indulgent fic for my headcanon dave

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    “You know, speaking of my dick, it’s kind of cold. Mind if I warm it up in your hot ass?”

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    Once upon a time, there was a Dave living on the top story of a huge building, and one day, a cat showed up. The cat kept showing up for years and became this Dave's best friend regardless of whether that makes sense. But one day the cat doesn't show up, and maybe that's because someone took it away. And the someone might be that new kid and Washingtonite hipster John Egbert.

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    Dave Strider, the new kid, meets a boy named John Egbert on his very first day of college. Things happen.

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    -He never loved you.-

    John Egbert has moved on from his fling with his best friend Dave Strider when they were fifteen. Only he's falling back in love again, after all these years.

    -Your name is John Egbert and you're feeling a bit melancholy.-

    On the other hand, Karkat is living a poor but satisfying life as a research student and that's the real reason people should read this thing.

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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you have no idea WHERE you are, WHY you are there, and WHO you are.

    What you do know is that:

    1. You woke up in a dumpster. Hooray.
    2. You have amnesia. (of-course-why-would-you-expect-yourself-to-NOT-have-amnesia-oh-my-god-the-universe-hates-you)
    3. These creatures that LOOK like trolls but AREN'T trolls are attacking you, and you have no clue why.

    When you break into four kids' apartment to escape imminent death, the last thing you expect is for them to help you.

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    Dave is cool. Too cool to not have any friends that live within a hundred miles of him. Heck nawww, he has loadsss of friends. Okay, well, maybe not. At least until he runs into a certain short grumpy kid.

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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.

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    When a species of aliens called Trolls invade Earth, it looks like the end for humanity. They're incredibly powerful, difficult to kill, and have already taken out any force even close to strong enough to stop them. But when John Egbert's home is invaded and he's left working with a badly injured troll the two quickly realize they must both fight together against the inevitable to survive, or join the ever growing death count of the Alternian invasion.

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    12/?
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    John Egbert decided to write a letter to his Dad. Here it is.

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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you really could use a few friends. This is a golden chance you have here, Vantas. Take it. Do it.

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    Bro and John pass like ships in the night. And then Bro turns around and goes full ramming speed.

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    Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
    It's not really as if we need that gain though, is it? You're happy. I'm happy. Things are comfortable. And if I want to hold your hand and you might not be considerably against that idea; that's not really the sort of prize you put everything on the line for. I'm right, aren't I? It's called Risk Management.

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    A far off kingdom has just gotten the idea to attack Derse and Prospit. These kingdoms havent gotten a long ever since the death of a certain someone. But Derse is too small to take them on by themselves so a marriage merger is in order. Prince Dave steps up to the plate and says he will in fact marry a princess of Prospit for Derse's safety. But, while an accident happens on the way to Propsit he sees a hella cute boy working at a potions shop and is completely just awed by his attractiveness. Dave wants to get to know this guy more but Daves marriage... oh no...

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    11
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    1
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