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    It's John's and Dave's anniversary, and when their reservations get canceled, John freaks out. But while he is out, trying to find the only place not booked, Dave and Casey make the most out of the situation and set up a little surprise of their own.

     

    ************~For everyone following my other works, like "Upon Ruby Wings..." and "KCO", please read the notes for this one shot to get information about the delay in updates!!! Thank you!!~*************

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    Dirk's blindness has always made him more tolerant in a world of both humans and monsters. But when he encounters one of the most feared creatures in the world, he just might find that his tolerance goes farther than he thought...

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    Karkat works in a toy store when a blonde douchbag and his friends come in and start playing with the Nerf guns. Sorry this is my first homestuck fic and its bad but i will continue it.

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    John Egbert is on his way to his Gra- She is not my grandmother.- Sigh....To the house of his aunt's mother. Man does he dislike her or what? Anyways, he meets a stupid- and I am not saying he is stupid because he has a learning disability, I'm saying he's stupid because he is rude and mean and unpleasant to be a round.- wolf who is by the way his stalker. After getting to her house and then leaving, he gets kidnapped by.........

    Disclaimer. Andrew Hussie everyone!

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    You're not as upset about working here as you pretend to be. Sure, you could use higher pay and maybe less hours, but it's not terrible! It's especially not bad when Jade is working the same shifts as you, like she has been lately. You've had way too many weird late-night conversations not to be close.

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    On his trip to his University in Texas, John Joestar dreams of flowers and punching tornadoes in their non-existent faces. Absolutely nothing bad is going to happen.

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    Newest Chapter - Karkat deals with the aftermath of a party that got WAY out of hand.

    Researchers at “Skaianet Labratories” begin some… questionable… human testing of some new technology and their new AI named Andrew. But what exactly is the highly classified “Sburb” project being kept from them?

    Re upload from my old fanfiction.net account, likely to be resumed soon.

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    Last morning you fell asleep without sopor, and you had some pretty fucked-up daymares. How precisely that led you to be standing inside Vriska’s respiteblock in the middle of the day, you’re not sure.

    There’s a thumbprint pad to unlock the door and numerous booby traps, just like all the nicer blocks on this transport ship, but you would make a very poor legislacerator if you couldn’t sniff out a few hidden sensors. Seems like they’re more concealed than usual—either she’s picked up some useful skills at the officer’s training academy or she’s threatened one of the lowblood technicians into rigging up a better system. (You briefly consider resetting a few of them to do something amusing and only somewhat physically damaging to whatever semi-innocent troll walked by, but your bloodpusher just wasn’t in it.)

     

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    ((AU where something very, very different happens during the retcon and the Game is almost-but-not-quite undone. Longass Vriska/Terezi moiraillegiance angsty fluffy fic with a crapton of plot. Updates Sundays.))

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    The kids won the game, and entered their universe. Little did they know, the trolls couldn't come with them.

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    John Egbert, best friend of Dave Strider has made very few questionable choices in his life, but dating his best friends older brother, who happens to be twice his age, was probably one of those questionable choices . John is pretty sure that Dave hates him right now and he's not sure how to fix it. Breaking it off with Bro is out of the question because Bro makes John very happy. John just has to find a way for Dave to understand that him dating Bro shouldn't make anything awkward for them, but that's easier said than done.

    (To all who read this, don't worry there will be updates in a few weeks as soon as I'm done with college for the semester)

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    Dave Strider joins his friends for Guys' Night Out which involves unconventional wingmanship, a lot of shouting, and copious appletinis. Oh, and he probably meets the love of his life, nbd.

    Recommended Listening: Bored to Death by blink-182

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    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." - Mark Twain

    When John's prom plans are compromised by Teen Romance, he finds himself at the centre of an elaborate plot to make sure that he gets what he wants- even if it means stepping on a few toes. It was supposed to be no strings attached, a big lead-up and a quick cut. These things are never that simple.

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    In which Karkat Vantas gets himself involved in a killing game in which the winner takes Lord English's place as the God Of Space and Time. He doesn't think he'll last a minute. Fortunately, he's got a psycho boyfriend on his side who will protect him at all costs.

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    Dave can't remember anything before his hangover. Jade is definitely missing. He wishes Karkat would help him find her.

    This is a one shot and the description is a little vague so as not to spoil #plot but pls pay attention to the tags wow there is a lot of violence and gore

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    "Two households, both alike in dignity,"

    Life is difficult when your major is useless and your family is not human. / Life is difficult when you're double majoring and you have dead parents to avenge.

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    There's no time like the present to go back to the past.

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    Dirk and Jane sneak off to mess around.
    "Don't be a hoe because you're sad and angry, seeking for revenge... Be a hoe for you."
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    This is a little messy since I wrote this in random spurts, so bear with it lol. I'll explain in the notes.

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    John, Karkat, Dirk, Sollux, and Jake have decided it's been long enough. They're going to make Dave their little pet kitten, whether he likes it or not.

    Or,

    In which everyone fucks Dave.

    (Only the first chapter contains non-con, I promise.)

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    Dave can't almost believe it when they beat the game. Everyone was cheery and happy, chattering among themselves like they didn't have a care in the world. It just got better when they entered the new universe, too. They lived in peace, and nothing bad had happened for a full 3 months. No Lord English. No anything. They were finally done.

    Well, if you don't count the Beta Kids' guardians coming back to life.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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