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    Dave Strider, a someone who doesn't have anything to do and doesn't give a shit about life except smoking, have tons of relationships, and being a broke douchebag.

    Karkat Vantas, a someone who does have something to do and give a slight shit about in life like drinking, working at a bar, and being grumpy every so often.

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    10/?
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    Nobody cares about Dave Strider. If anyone cared, they would do something.

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    8/?
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    Dave's point of view as a narrator recalls an event the night before,
    John and Nepeta help the way they have many-a-times.

    Dave's appreciative and loves them both, so so much.

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    No demon is safe anymore, not since the humans learned how to hunt them centuries ago. Now they are reduced to hiding in the shadows, constantly looking over their shoulders. Rumor has it that two demons in particular, known as the Strider twins, have made the city of Alternia their new home. They're legends and myths among humans, but royalty among other demons. Easily surpassing the attributes of an average demon, stories are passed from hunter to hunter about their reign before the first hunters: cities demolished, armies slaughtered, monarchies toppled wherever they went. Unfortunately for the twins, the somewhat peaceful life they now seek will be nearly impossible to find with the price hanging over each of their heads.

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    3/?
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    13
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    1
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    You scratched at the edge of your long sleeve shirt, desperate to get the feeling of euphoria from scratching your arms. However, you couldn't. You were out and about with a small group of your friends, and the last thing they needed was you rolling up your sleeves to show the dozens of bandages encasing your forearms. You knew you shouldn't, but the feeling of the dull pain, the satisfaction of seeing your skin bright red and many times bleeding was just too good. You hated yourself, and getting the pain you knew you deserved was too good. (Reader self harms and has their choice of comfort from any character they'd like.)
    ((UPDATE: This will only be written and updated as comments and requested characters are expressed to me. Just as a FYI.))
    ((UPDATE: Characters will be written and published in the order they are requested. Don't expect a recent request to be written soon, I have a backlog of 10+ characters atm.))

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    11/?
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    75
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    6
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    When John and his friends moved to a new town, they didn't expect much. They definitely expected to stay human though. And they definitely didn't expect what would come after their sudden transformation. As if being a teenager wasn't hard enough, now they have to adapt to their new lives as vampires, including the dangers.

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    31/35
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    Rose is home alone when john gets home, then she decides to try something new

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    1/1
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    3
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    "You can see the bright Christmas lights of the club facade beaming in the smoky air. Then, the sound of bad music on worse speakers. Then, the sound of raucous laughter and friendly arguments. The joint is hoppin’ tonight, daddy-o. You wince and tell yourself never to think that phrase again." (A short fic I wrote for the Homestuck End Exchange.)

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    After a successful night of too-old trick-or-treating, John and Dave have a very serious debate. Pairing: DaveJohn, JohnDave, PepsiCola, Hammertime.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    14
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    Act 6 as covered by Patronswap. We pick up where we left off.

    Series
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    13
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    Karkat Vantas is a 21-year-old college junior who, due to an alcohol-fueled misunderstanding, attempts to punch a certain blond with sunglasses square in the face. He's more than a little surprised when he realizes that his (failed) act of violence is the very thing that ends up drawing them together.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
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    79
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    5
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you don’t know what the universe wants from you

    Series
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    4,167
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
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    37
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    1
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    He's just a boy and she's... well he's also just a boy. Anyway, can I make it anymore obvious?
    Messed with some relationships because this is my story. I'm the captain now.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    John accidentally introduces the concept of homosexuality to Jade via Karkat. It goes exactly as the title implies.

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    Karkat Vantas was a mutant. Rejected by the universe for his cherry blood, he searched for a way, any way, to show everyone that he was worth noticing. He thought the invasion would be the perfect opportunity. He would kill some humans, get some glory, and prove himself to be more than a freak. What could go wrong?

    Dave Strider was just a teenager. With an abusive brother and not much else, he kept himself moving, leaping from one distraction to the next. He just wanted something to change.

    They would both get what they wanted, but in a way neither of them would have ever seen coming.

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    1/?
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    6
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    43
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    10
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    When Dave starts avoiding John, he assumes it's because of something that's changed. Puberty was a weird time for all of them, but.. all this time later, it's still happening. When John finally breaks down and asks his friend what's up, the answer may not be quite what he expected.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    6
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    56
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    421
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    1,266,859
    Chapters:
    27/?
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    You can assume your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are suffering from memory loss after falling down the stairs. What is this rapid heart beat? Who's causing it? The Scripts we're published, finally. I had them done, but thought I already did.

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    English
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    30,144
    Chapters:
    62/?
    Comments:
    24
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    34
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    1
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    763
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    Seven nights Jade Harley wakes up from her slumber, crying. Seven times a friend comes to comfort her.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    6
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    50
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    It's the year 2X38 and Karkat Vantas is a master demon hunter. He has finally caught up to rogue demon, Dave Strider. He plans to end this tonight. Dave has other plans. They live in a society that knows about the existence of Demons, dark magic and those who try to maintain order. When things start to get out of hand and a war threatens to break, they'll be both thrown into the middle of it all and Karkat will have no other choice but to take up a role he never wanted in the first place.

    (Updates Mondays.)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    58,534
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    151
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1924

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