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    Dave Strider is a man of simplicity. He sits at his desk to write a tremendously shitty story of his two best friends, his brother's romantic endeavors, and the new dorky roommate he is dead-set on hating. There's no choice for him but to declare war.

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    There's no Sburb, but the end of the world still approaches. Davesprite has crossed timelines with the help of an ancient Crow God to try again to save his friends. But did the Crow God really give him a fair deal?

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    have you ever met someone that honestly just makes your heart flutter with gay ass emotion? well yeah. that's happening to these two boys who are both gay for each other but cannot admit the fact that they are until all of there friends finally make one of them tell the other but seriously...gay fluff is the shit tho

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    Karkat Vantas hasn't had the worst life, but it sucks pretty thoroughly to be an anemic fuck-up. Thankfully, John's there to help him through it all, even when Karkat acts like a jerk. To top it all off, Karkat starts to wonder what he really wants out of life and whether he has enough life left to obtain it.

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    UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

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    34/?
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    Daves a cool asshole and john is a lil ol' nerd.
    Same with Dirk and jake.

    Im going to write another one way around and john and jake being douches and dave nd dirk nerd eventually

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    2/?
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    7
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    27
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    3
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    330
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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    8/?
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    5
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    Jerry is a normal guy, and is happy with his Wi-Fi. But he has a weird dream, and the Ouma, the new Demon King, shows up and ruins EVERYTHING. More weird shit starts happening, and now that Ouma can open rifts in space-time, it's gonna be one cluster-fuck of an adventure. Join Jerry as he makes friends, finds love, and goes on a quest to restore peace to the world.

    The Author regrets everything.

    Updates whenever I feel like it.

    (Crackfic)

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    9/?
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    (a dollop of implied johnkat for the soul)

    After inhabiting Can Town, Karkat and John sort of went their separate ways, living in different apartments with different people.

    But when Karkat's roommate kicks him out and he finds himself homeless and alone--John just can't resist lending a hand to an old friendleader. And when he finds that Karkat has pneumonia--he offers to let him stay until he's back on his feet again.

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    11,434
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    9
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    334
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    Drabble requests from Tumblr. In which Feferi lives her worst fears, Eridan leaves Alternia and never looks back, Sollux gives up a stupid plan to comfort his best friend, John's prank misfires, Cronus and his father duke it out, the Signless has to make a choice, and Kurloz paints his favourite subject.

    NOW COMPLETE

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    And Other Fun Free Time Activities, A Memoir by Dirk Strider

    The game's over; time to figure out what to do with his life. Get his shit together and start making smart, rational decisions? Hopefully. Maybe. If he really puts his mind to it.

    ...Who is he kidding, he's a fucking disaster.

    (Or, the one in which Dirk and John fall in love and nobody is straight, ever.)

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    47
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    Dirk didnt even know roses could be green until they started constricting his lungs and flowering in his throat.

    Until they had been the favourite flower of a person who couldn't love him back.

    Until they had started killing him.

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    3/?
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    13
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    37
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    Rose and Dave are brother and sister.

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    Mommy won't let them hurt you.

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    Roxy makes John feel a little better.

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    Literally just three dorks getting it on. There is not a smidgen of coolness here. Edit: This was meant for the comedy prompt on the HWDS! I forgot to add that.

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    1/1
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    Aveces arriesgarlo todo por un mejor futuro puede valer la pena, solo hace falta estar dispuesto a enfrentar cualquier cosa que se presente en tu camino de la mejor manera.

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    Español
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and honestly? You prefer the life you live online. By day you’re a regular social outcast at Valley View High, but on the Internet you are unabashedly KK, the passionate, overzealous talk show host of the radio program Quadrant.

    Until a miscommunication with your ex causes your shit-talking show to go viral. Your newfound stardom comes with personal tensions, viruses and threats from international hackers, and the attention of the fast-talking, fast-living Dave Strider.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you're in for the year of your life.

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    9
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    Rose expected this to be a normal summer. Chill with Jade, die in the New York heat, fight with Mom, the usual. Instead, when earth-shattering news is bombshelled on her, she realizes that heroism isn't quite what it's cracked up to be.

    (wow that's really fucking corny.)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    12
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    27
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    2
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    You never claimed to be a saint.

    or: in which everyone is awful, at least a little bit, except for jane. because Character Flaws™

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    English
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    1,132
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
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    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    125

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