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    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." - Mark Twain

    When John's prom plans are compromised by Teen Romance, he finds himself at the centre of an elaborate plot to make sure that he gets what he wants- even if it means stepping on a few toes. It was supposed to be no strings attached, a big lead-up and a quick cut. These things are never that simple.

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    They are not people--they are animals, they are experiments. Their only purpose is to prove their worth or be eliminated. They are the future of mankind.

    And they're going to fight back.

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    Literally an attempt to compile Homestuck into a screenplay. First of four. Mostly to test out my adaptation and screenwriting skills for shits and giggles. Chapter titles denote how much time is (hoped) to be the final run time, approximately.

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    2/?
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    Karkat Vantas just left his old town and is the new guy now. He has to make new friends, get used to a new house, and a whole new town.
    This is the same story retold over a million times, but this time with some different details, the setting is throughout his Sophomore year in highshool, and up.

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    6/?
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    31
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and for as long as you can remember, you’ve only had one serious life goal. To find your heterochromatic match. Or, simply, your soulmate. Because once you find them, your eyes will stop being two different colors. You’ll have found your better half. And you love your soulmate, no matter who they are, so why are you developing feelings for Dave Strider? (A lot of other pairings (because soulmates), but mostly DaveKat)

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    3/5
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    tg: why are all our siblings getting dates and all i do is catch weedles

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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

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    The new session is hard and John has trouble adjusting to sudden changes.

    (On a hiatus till further notice cause i dont wanna write something no one cares about)

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    2/?
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    6
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    When Dave's parents suddenly die in a car crash, Dave is left to raise his 3 year old brother by himself. Out of nowhere, Dave needs to figure out his life, and he needs to do it fast. If he wants to keep Dirk, he'll have to make some rearrangements.

    Luckily he isn't completely alone.

    (Basically a bizarre mash-up of Prodigy and The Complex Art of Playing House. )

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    2/?
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    Alternately titled "dearest darling rosie"

    rose & co. have issues

    [some basic character study through a humanstuck AU, will tag as i go]

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    5
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    Being a land-dweller stuck at sea is no easy feat. Especially not when the captain is crazy and the ancestor of your high blood friend. Your name is Sollux Captor and you're still unsure as how you got yourself stuck in this position as first mate in the first place...

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    12/?
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    Nobody likes being in hospitals, so why would someone work there? No matter because a nurse lives in your apartment and you have nothing better to do.

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    World War 3 completely wiped out America. After the war was won, with America no more and the county of Skaia rising, a new form of government, a monarchy, was set up in hopes of resurrecting some peace and stability until the citizens could handle their own. The citizens were split into a caste system, with claim that the system meant nothing more than a way to organize the citizens. It was as though each of the five castes were just different states, much like how America had once been set up. Unfortunately, shortly after the original lord died and his son took the throne, the government became corrupt. Twos became higher than Threes, and Fives were treated worse than Fours. Now there’s a rebellion forming with a radical group called The Underground, and it’s almost like the war never truly finished, but instead changed from a world war to a civil war.

    Four citizens decide to do everything in their power to help light the spark and give the extra push needed. But can they do it, when it’s only the four of them? Can they do it, even if it means giving up everything they had before? Can they do it, if it means becoming enemies of the country?

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    4/?
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    20 years ago a spaceship crash landed in the Pacific Northwest. From it emerged over a million refugees of an alien species. These trolls came seeking a new way of life from their culture’s previous bloody history, voluntary exiles from an oppressive imperial regime. A small contingent of these trolls, bent on harmony with humankind, worked together with humans to found the first human-troll university.

    Ten years later, their descendents begin their freshman year at Terra University, but they get more than they bargained for when they discover that forces loyal to the Alternian Empire are hellbent on delivering the Exiles back into the hands of their leader, the Condesce. Danger is everywhere, but they have a destiny, and with a little help from their ancestors, they’ll use their powers to save their species, the planet, and even the universe.

    Nefarious plots. Spies. Superpowers. Finals. Rooftop swordfights. Love (in four quadrants). Strife. Rap battles. Assassination attempts. Puppets. Frat parties. Football games. Stairs. The fate of the planet. Shenanigans.

    Freshman year is going to be more of a challenge than they thought.

    Updates Mondays.

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    18/?
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    You won the game, you beat the final boss. You should be allowed to live out the rest of your life in peace, right? It's the least this universe could do for its creators.
    Psych.

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    6/?
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    "Hello there. I am John Egbert, sophomore, heir to the Crocker corporation."

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    8/?
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    10
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    Miss Jade Harley is moving on after the death of her grandfather. She finds that a young woman living on her own gathers quite a bit of attention- and not the good type of attention.

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    Terranos City: made up of five districts, filled with notorious hitmen, and often deeply divided amongst individuals and gangs alike. Dave Strider is just beginning to make his way out from under the shadow of his older brother, who also happens to be one of the best hitmen in the Veilchen Borough, if not all of Terranos. But when a fight between the Striders and a mysterious duo from the Gold Fortune District goes awry, Dave finds himself infatuated with the world beyond his apartment... and with the boy in blue who saved his life.

    (Hitmanstuck AU by blackoutballad)

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    6/?
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    277
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    A doomed timeline AU. Instead of trolling John, Karkat finds himself scrolling through Dave's entire timeline. He is horrified by what he finds, and ends up in a pseudo-friendship with somewhat reluctant Dave. The story spans the rest of this timeline- Dave and Karkat's budding internet romance, the beta kids becoming friends, the start of SBURB, and, eventually, all of them realizing that Dave and Karkat's diversion from the Alpha Timeline has doomed them all.

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    1/?
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    25
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    57
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    3
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    290
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    When Dave Strider moves from Texas to cold, rainy Washington, he isn't that bothered. He had some people he wanted to leave behind at his old middle school anyway. And it's a pleasant surprise when he discovers that the friends he's made over Pesterchum turn out to go to the same new high school as him. There's even a stranger in a loose sweater and skater skirt shouting about social justice who turns his head. But Dave's been hiding something from his friends: he has ulcerative colitis, which means "painful inflamed large intestine" and is about as fun as it sounds. And it is a lot harder to be cool when your own body won't work right.

    I'm not going to be super graphic in my descriptions of Dave's illness, but a warning before you open this: colitis involves being physically sick, and not of the "throwing up" brand. So again, I won't be getting too graphic, but it's going to be present and some element of detail is unavoidable.

    See? An update! I'm still here!

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    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    68
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    122
    Bookmarks:
    25
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    1079

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