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    Karkat's 'bundle of joy' sparks a whole slew of emotional conflict among his group of friends, making some of them confront their own problems. Now having to deal with even more emotional baggage and going through the miracles of life Karkat feels like he stepped right into a Soap Opera, or what like to call SoapOperastuck.

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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    30/?
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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    99/?
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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

    Or:

    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    9
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    27
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    5
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    428
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    Incomplete-

    John is hurt and Dave feels responsible, how else to summarize it?

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    In which Rose is a human with an abusive mother and Kanaya is a mermaid that has been watching observing her for years.

    ~This updates almost weekly~

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    3/?
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    3
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    378
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    High school and movie nights and awkward teenage boys, oh my!

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    2/?
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    1
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    And so begins the tale of a war that wrapped the earth in flames.

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    Right in the middle of her annual migration, Rose is interrupted by a pair of oddly colored swimmy-people with dim clothes and bright protrusions.

    ((UPDATE ON CHAPTER 3 - COMING SOON))

    -Inspired by Mertailor(tm)’s mermaid fin designs, Tortugastuck, and petstuck au’s (mainly Unwanted Free Ugly Troll)-

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    2,502
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
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    20
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1080
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    John and karkat have been 'Best Bros' (as John calls it) since 6th grade. They are now entering their second year of high school. They are hella nervous. But, neither John nor Karkat is worried because they have each other. They know everything about the other. At least...that's what john thought. Sadstuck, romantic and sexual tension, and drama ensue. With some comedy to balance it out.

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    3/?
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    20
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    1
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    Dave hates John to the gut, that is until he thinks John is hiding something under the douchey act and gives him a chance. Dirk and Jake are together now, so he and John should also get their relationship straight out, too, end it or in it?

    Personally, I don't think there are enough douchery in other Douchestuck fic so a wrote one

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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    "If I only could make a deal with God and get him to swap our places."

    Welcome to Alternia. The hemospectrum is well in effect in this large city. If you are human, you are to be processed at the Human Center. If you're adopted your fate lies with your troll owner. If you are not, be prepared to be subjected to heavy scientific testing which has a death rate of 98%. Humans are the lowest level of social status. You are lucky to be considered a pet. If you somehow manage to escape, you are considered a stray. If caught, you will be euthanized. Your tracker is to be present under your skin at all times. There is no rebellion, ignore what you've heard. Know your place.

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    5/?
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    5
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    Karkat Vantas doesn't do public events. However, his band mates are egging him on to do this stupid charity concert so it looks like he'll have to suck it up and deal with it while surrounded by a crowd of morons. For the kids, of course.
    ---
    An elaborate prompt by Zephyrjoy of tumblr, and as such, outlined and edited and "directed" by her.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    19
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    33
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    426
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    Calliope has predominated, grown her wings, and has recently taken her place as the guardian of her interstellar territory.
    One planet in this territory has caught her interest in particular, a little place called Earth.
    However, despite only having claimed her territory a short while before, It is already threatened. Another Cherub wants to destroy the stars of her system, while a fleet of invaders aims to destroy her favorite world.

    An AU where there is no SBURB, no SGRUB, and all the races inhabit the same universe.
    The other big change is that Jack Noir is a Cherub.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    5
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    3
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    The fire fills my dreams and engulfs me, filling my soul with smoke.

    It's all my fault.

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    Karkat hasn't been feeling well lately. A pair of red eyes haunting his dreams.

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    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    7
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    54
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    5
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    688
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    54
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    6
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    The twin kingdoms of Derse and Prospit have hated each other for centuries. But now, a new, deadly force waits in the shadows.
    In Other Words, We Work To Stop A Tyriant. Pun Intended.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    2
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    I've written a lot of drabbles which could almost fit into the collegestuck universe created by nathaylee and I, but that I don't really want to have to work into the timeline of events because, well, they're just drabbles. So I'm putting them up separately, and you may feel free to imagine these have taken place between the larger stories if you like (or don't if you don't like).

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    English
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    2,374
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    4
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