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    In which John can't find his cardigan

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    Welcome to a utopian society where everyones mindcontrolled.
    (Im lazy gimme a break)

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    Défi des 100 thèmes sur le couple John/Karkat.

    Thème 1: Introduction.
    Quand John pose des questions, et que Karkat y répond...

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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
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    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    You're not sure why those four kids are so interesting.

    One boy seems to have taken refuge by keeping his head behind his large backpack (scratch that, HUGE backpack), but not before you saw the flash of buck teeth and glasses.

    The girl next to him must be his sister (same buck teeth), who has taken the liberty of stealing his Mentos out of his bag (you won't tell him).

    Another girl sits in the corner, and her skin is a sharp contrast of pale white next to the light brown of Buck Tooth and his sister. She looks like she would kill you, then finish the sweater she's knitting (she brought knitting needles to camp. Aren't those technically weapons?).

    Finally, the other boy. Obviously Knitting Girl's brother. He wears shades and leans against the wall looking like he owns the place, listening to his cool music (you'll find out later that he's listening to Celine Dion).

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you're about to have the summer of a lifetime.

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    Karkat returns to school after the holidays only to find out that during that time, Sollux got a little bored and hacked the rival school's system sending them bankrupt.
    Without any money to keep their school standing, the kids from said rival school have joined Karkat's and the highschool doubles in size.
    One of these new students, Dave Strider, decides that Karkat would make an interesting friend.
    Why? no-one knows.
    Shenanigans ensure.

    Got any questions about this story? Hit me up on my Tumblr: http://alleycatirony.tumblr.com

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    You really don't like waking up.

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    John Egbert seems like a perfectly normal teenager. He goes to school, watches shitty movies, has lots of friends, a loving father, and brings home good grades. However, there is one thing that makes John different than all his friends.

    He doesn't have a crush. And he's never had one, nor does he get them. In fact, he doesn't experience romantic or sexual attraction towards anyone. This leads John to feel isolated and confused in a world full of sex and romance, which is particularly prevalent in high school. It gets even worse when someone starts leaving love notes in his locker - and it's not just one of his friend's pranks this time, either.

    Characters belong to Andrew Hussie, I don't own any of them.

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    "No masters or kings when the ritual begins,
    There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin"


    It's not really that hard to love a person.

    It's just is if the person is the same sex as you. And if you live in Texas. And if your foster mother is a homophobic Christian.
    You can't love him. You can't love John Egbert. Not now, not ever.

    Can't you?

    [Or: In which John and Dave met in a church, shit happens and they fall in love. Dave's sorta hesitant at first because he's always been told that being gay is 'wrong' and a 'sin'. But John will eventually teach him that loving someone could never ever be something wrong.]

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    Nobody cares about Dave Strider. If anyone cared, they would do something.

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    ‘I didn’t mean to kill her.’ John tried to argue against the thought that kept flicking through his mind, he was frozen to the spot, ‘I didn’t mean to kill her, I didn’t even know her… It just happened’
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    When John wakes up with only hazy memories of his past what will become of his future? and what had happened to him in the first place?

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    When John just goes to spend some time with his best friend he lets his curiosity get the best of him and ends up spending the night with bro instead ::3 ((it kinda goes into smut quickly))

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    karkat vantas, being of somewhat sound mind and body, decides to help out dave, a friend of a friend-friend who appears to be in need. just one night, that couldn't hurt anything. karkat soon after gets an ache to help more, though.

    meanwhile, dave strider is finding the pressures of homelessness increasingly difficult to cope with. it's the middle of winter, the wet season is near, and this begins to bring bad tidings for a street performer who relies on his very intelligent pet cat.

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    This is a world were everyone are fairies. There are a lot of ship ad I am bad at summaries.

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    dave takes a trip to the fruity side of life and john hoardes toilet paper

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    Post-Sburb, everyone was a little fucked up, and bringing the dreambubbles along to the new universe was probably not the best idea, as John learns when he walks in on Dave having a not so great confrontation with his dead Bro (but really, any confrontation with Bro was bound to go terribly). This interaction puts John in Protector Mode™, but it affects Dave in a whole other way, and its not a very good way. John takes this time to tell Dave what he deserves in life.

    (based on this headcanon http://pepsicola-headcanons.tumblr.com/post/146074055655)

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    Eridan bought a love potion off a sketchy website, to use to get Feferi back. Sollux stole Feferi away from him, and he is going to get her back. That is what he thought. The potion ends up backfiring on him and now Sollux has to deal with Eridan’s advances. It doesn’t help that Sollux just got over his little crush on Eridan. Now the guy is in love with him, and Feferi isn’t helping at all.

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    Sakura Jaypop is a troll w a luv 4 anime and her bff like anime 2. she has a big crush on karkat but she dont know of he like her back. also she has to save the world b4 its destroeoed. will karkat ever luv sakura!???2??2???? will her and her friends save da world????? read this fic to find out!1!1!!!1!111

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    two chapters, two different versions of a rp i did where dave takes karkat out to an abandoned hospital to explore for a first date. spoopy shit ensues, man. both have pretty much gone cold. :(
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    the two of you, best friends since day one. always making fun, but having a fun time and enjoying each other. youd started a youtube channel, introducing your friend to the internet and making stupid vlogs and spoof diy videos. dave had suggested you do something a bit more out-of-the-ordinary-youtube-crowd and brought up urban exploring. going through abandoned sites like schools or hospitals, and filming the experience. You still cant believe he talked you into this. dave snaps you out of your thoughts as he pulls the car up to the front gates of this old and withered hospital in the middle of nowhere, elbowing you lightly. "here we are. think well find something cool in here? like... a bloody ritual, or a ghoooosst?" he waves his fingers at you.

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