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    WARNINGS: This story is super messed-up. It features rape/noncon, mild macro, hard guro, death, hyper/extremely large genitalia, crushing, cumflation, growth, and probably more things I can't think of. If you have any sort of squeamishness, don't read this. Otherwise, this is a story about John and Dave and their good friendship with one another.

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    Monsters, demons, dragons, sorceress, aliens and other dark and mythical creatures are taken down and dominated by the people of light and goodness. Dirk, a vampire hunter, goes off to see a match between two of the greatest and strongest creatures, along with his younger brother, Dave. But what happens when you see the demon, Lord English, true form? What happens when your younger bro has fallen head over heels for the great rulers husband, The Heir of Air? The Striders will find the true story behind the blinding light of so called goodness and discover that monsters have feelings.

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    3/?
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    It's a special night for John and his family, and the best way to celebrate is a big dinner at their favorite Family Restaurant. Also, crayons are involved.

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    3
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    17/?
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    355
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    91
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    John wakes up one day before school to find that he's beginning to change. With the help of his friends, he must find a way to change back before it's too late and he's stuck like that forever.

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    51/?
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    2
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    Narrative casualty insists that there is no such thing as coincidence. Parallels make up the foundation for future exploits and it always turns out that there's a reason behind the most unassuming of things. Some stories are never meant to be repeated except in hushed whispers in the dark and others are never meant to be repeated at all, secreted away in faded ink on rotting paper in a memory of a drawer in a memory of a room in a memory of a world long-gone.

    In other words, who were the Beforus Ancestors?

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    11/?
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    11
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    You stare at the cakes looming in front of you. Its exactly like five years ago. But this time everyone's dead. And it's all your fault. You having to play that stupid game. Happy birthday you've just killed everyone

    A short 4 13 birthday fic

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    Post-Sburb fic. The game spits the kids and the trolls out in a new world together, and life goes on. Dave is helping John celebrate his twenty-fourth birthday with all of their friends at a local bar. Dave gets a little bummed out by some residual romantic feelings he has for Jade, but not to worry, because John and Karkat come to the rescue. At the end of the night, Karkat and Dave end up going home with John where sexy times ensue.

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    3
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    You’ve always known that the human species as a whole was odd, but then again odd is oftentimes good.

    Ever since the onset of puberty you harboured a fantasy, one which back on Earth might have made you an outcast, a deviant – but this isn’t Earth, this is Earth 2.0, New and Improved with 15% more electrolytes than its leading competitor. This is the world that you helped create, helped shape, helped form what is considered to be normal – and boy did you take that opportunity by the horns. Now your fantasy is exquisite reality, and while you sometimes miss the freedoms a normal life offered you, you ultimately know that you made the right decision.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and your mission in life is to be the best pet anyone could ask for.

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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Mapple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tirant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    4/?
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    Dave Strider is failing science. In a desperate effort to bring up his grades, he grabs some books at the library but finds a phone number in one of them. For clearly ironic purposes, he decides to text it.

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    2/?
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    I have no words. also, this would be better if you listened to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pt5EL6wr5oM

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    Dave is the new kid in town and he is ready to throw down some sick parties. Problem is, he doesn't know many people since school starts in a week. Though a special dog might've lead him to the perfect guy ever.

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    14/?
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    14
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    4
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    Civilization was turned on its head after the introduction and publicity of a gene in the human DNA sequence- one that turned children’s skin grey, their blood coloured, and occasionally [but rarely] gifted them with abilities beyond that of a normal human being. Persecution resulted from the differences between ‘humans’ and ‘genetic deviants’ some small organization banded together, forming a separate hierarchy and cultural system for the deviants, often called trolls.
    Karkat Vantas is one such deviant, rare even by troll standards. When circumstances throw him and others into a whirlwind of death and brutality, how will he stop a killer, and save himself?

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    Bro's supposed to be headed out for a gig. He's gonna be late, but apparently John wants to punish him for booking a gig on his 18th birthday.

    Prompt fill for a friend on tumblr.

    Original prompt- "bros got a gig hes gotta leave for in oh-so-many minutes but john is giving him a striptease/bein flirty/smth and bro is like "we're gonna do it" and trying to do it really fast but john is trying to draw it out as much as possible nd its like a battle of wills like who will be victorious will it be quicky bro or john the tease who knows"

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    It is your birthday today!

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    What if the one that was apparently our true love was a freak? What if you were a freak too?
    That's the challenge John has to face except he doesn't have a true love. John is a freak along with the rest of his family.
    They all were born with weird symbols on their bodies that 'Supposedly' glows when around your soulmate. John has never found someone take his markings glow, let alone another freak like himself. Though when he enters his new school, everything changes.
    For the worse of course.

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    8/?
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    17
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    44
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    11
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    Dynamic duo Karkat Vantas and John Egbert run an unpopular gaming channel on YouTube, and it seems like their dreams of quitting their sucky jobs and become full time YouTube stars might never become a reality. That is, until they get to go to a YouTube convention in LA where they meet some unlikely friends- all people with a huge amount of subscribers and some time to spare. Bonds are formed, romance ensues... and videos are made.

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    4/?
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    14
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    66
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    792
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    The game has ended, the players split, and after a year, Dave goes to tell John how he had always felt about him. But Dave knows it is too late and John may never know how Dave truly felt for him.

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    3
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    53
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    “How are you feeling?”

    “Like I got hit by a sexy car,” you respond. Is that your voice? Sounds like you have laryngitis, yikes. “Beep beep meow.”

    “You’re ridiculous,” he says.

    “Well, your jeans are pinching at my ass,” you manage. “Take them off and bake me pancakes.”

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    13
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    76
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    990

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