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    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

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    What if the one that was apparently our true love was a freak? What if you were a freak too?
    That's the challenge John has to face except he doesn't have a true love. John is a freak along with the rest of his family.
    They all were born with weird symbols on their bodies that 'Supposedly' glows when around your soulmate. John has never found someone take his markings glow, let alone another freak like himself. Though when he enters his new school, everything changes.
    For the worse of course.

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    Basically a rewrite of their first meeting. (Rated for the b-word and "ass")

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    John is a sophomore from Washington who has just recently moved to Houston, Texas and on his first day there, he gets beat up by a group of people and he notices a blonde stranger who was standing aside. Before he knows it, he's thinking about him and can't really stop.
    Dave is the mysterious cool kid at school, so cool that rumors surround him about his personal life. John, just by associating with him, gets sucked into his problems and Dave needs to find a way to help John. And from the day that he saw him, he's been formulating a crush on the blue-eyed boy that he can't deny.

    Jake and Dirk have been broken up for a few months now and despite either of their refusals, they both regret how it went down. They try time and time again to heal their relationship, but in reality it's just going downhill for the both of them. When things seem like they're going to be resolved, a problem arises.

    (I still haven't figured out if I want a happy ending for this)

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    “So John brought me up to speed on what happened last night. ‘Says you really helped me out back there.”

    You feel a blush sweep across your face. “No, I...”

    “So uh, I’m not gonna turn into a werewolf or anything, right?” You don’t miss the tinge of worry in his voice.

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    The game has ended, but the players have gone from the frying pan and into the fire. With only half of the players remembering the game at all, and humans invading Alternia, will relationships blossom or sink? And when friends turn against each other in a war no one anticipated, who will survive?

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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

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    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

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    • Part 1 of 2x2
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    Dave Strider believes himself to be in love with John, a childhood imaginary friend who never went away and became more and more real as years passed. He can no longer tell that John doesn't exist and still persists that he is real, despite what others around him say.

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    Everyone reacts to the recent death in the trailer park differently and Karkat begins his investigations regarding Feferi's seizures.

    Takes place immediately after "all quiet on the eastern front".

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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You really wish you could remember everything.

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    Terezi Pyrope is now in a loving relationship with her boyfriend, Karkat Vantas, but she's been keeping something behind his back for two months.

    She's been cheating on him with Dave Strider.

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    So John is being an idiot with his shenanigans again and scares a bunch of people. Nearly everyone pees themselves... except Karkat.

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    Where a Lonely John Egbert is bullied two years straight and continuing onward to a third year. He thinks it won't stop until a certain human with odd red eyes stops the physical hurt. When Karkat gets to know John better he starts to feel something towards him.

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    6/?
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    You think it would be nice to live in a fairytale, sometimes. One where there's no drinking, and no guilt. Maybe, in this fairytale, you even have a job - or, better yet, a fucking reason to stop doing what you're doing to your life.

    Course, in a fairytale, there would be a convenient exit from this cycle of shit you call a life that you've got going, and you'd have a reason to live. Then you'd ride off into the fucking sunset and everything would be just fine an' dandy.

    That's not where you live, though, and much as you hate your life you've got neither will nor way to change.

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    "Dave! STOP IT!"

    John started to choke.

    "Da...ve...plea...se..."

     

    He kept screaming, hoping it was just a mirage.

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    Dave Strider is the new boy at school and John's taking a fancy, but what happens when Dave finds out about John's mental history and violent ways? There is love and there is fear. Especially when John decides to take Dave for his own! *psycho!John, JohnDave, purposefully ooc john. Sister story to I'm in Love with a Killer by PepsiColaGurl95*

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    After Dave Strider lost his Bro in a car accident, he became mute, refusing to talk to anyone, not even himself. He moves in with his cousin Dirk and now goes to Sburb High, where he is bullied for his white hair and silence. He tries to cope but eventually turns to darker methods. After he gets physically assaulted in the hall by the usual group of asshats, he's found by a certain Vantas who, being the actual nice guy that he usually pretends not to be, takes pity on him and fixes him up in a nearby bathroom. So what happens when their relationship starts to deepen and Dave starts to feel things he doesn't believe he deserves to feel? What about when Karkat, who's usually so vulgar and venomous, finally learns that love isn't a one-sided thing for him?

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    16/?
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    Your name is John Egbert and you have a thing for this guy, Dave. That’s a bit of a problem because Dave is your boyfriend’s brother.

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    7/?
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    Atenea, organización secreta creada en el primer tercio del siglo XX con financiación del gobierno, se dedica hoy en día a reclutar y formar a jóvenes con "talentos especiales" para que puedan ser de utilidad a la sociedad. El equipo B.E.T.A. está listo para adentrarse en la misión 1973, aunque los viajes en el tiempo nunca acaban como uno espera (Homestuck AU)

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    2/?
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    Dave Strider is having a pretty nice school year until the new kid starts harassing him and his friends. Not the best way to make friends.

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    3/?
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    6
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    14
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    2
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    198

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