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    Брат застает тебя за разведением раствора для полоскания. Застывает в дверном проеме ванны и смотрит на разложившиеся живописной картиной твоих страданий лепестки цветов.

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    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria, Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a home that's just out of reach

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    It's the spring of 2009, and Karkat Vantas, senior student at Skaia High, has never fit in. But one day they meet the almighty (and bitchy) clique of girls, The Alternians, and perform a favor for them, requesting only one thing back - popularity. Will things truly be beautiful, or will Karkat end up as a dead troll walking?

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    1/?
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    Karkat could still hear the alarms ringing in his ears, and being a fugitive wasn't anything like that John Cusack movie John saw. From government-funded genetic experiments, to good old fashioned revolution, it seems like none of these kids are going to be able to get a break.

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    5/?
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    There are eight new humans in town. Something about them is unsettling.

    Or, the kids experience life on Earth C undercover, oblivious to the effect their godliness might have on the world around them. Short musings, looking in from the anonymous outside.

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    Dating a multi-billionaire director is hard. Being pregnant with a multi-billionaire director’s kid is harder. Missing your multi-billionaire director while being pregnant with his kid is probably not the situation you wished to be in, but here you are.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and no one told you life was gonna be this gay.

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    8/?
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    The one thought that crossed your mind and that has stuck with you forever was that she was an angel.

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    1/?
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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    15/?
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    John has just gotten out of a bad breakup, and needs a place to live. You, as one of his closest friends, are entirely up to the challenge. However, things can get awkward when the friend you are housing, is also your college crush. Yikesss....

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    You're pretty sure your three friends just think the trolls were part of the game, NPCs made as a construct to make your game more interesting and more immersive, but at the beginning you got to choose the race of your team, and no other walkthroughs of Human teams mention having a team of voice-acted troll NPCs fighting with them.

    You think they hacked in.

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    14/?
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    A school where people who have powers are welcome and are taught how to use them things go astray. Will anyone with a mind be able to do anything? Probably not.

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    3/?
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    HA7R:VEM is the rewriting of Homestuck's Act 7, giving the opportunity to develop the characters more satisfyingly through extra dialogue, and to expand upon the ending of the story for the sake of clarity (in a not totally canon-compliant way). Join me, our story's new narrator, as we watch the kids we've grown to love and the villains we've grown to love to hate (or just downright despise) duke it out once and for all on the stage of a collapsing Paradox Space. With more dialogue, fan theories, and meta -analysis than you can shake a stick at as the script, flashy super powers as our lighting, linked HS Bandcamp tracks as the score, and my voice as the sound, allow me to tell you about how our favourite protagonists of our favourite story defend all of reality, find themselves, answer the Ultimate Riddle, and FINALLY claim the Ultimate Reward we have watched them fight for for seven years.

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    This fic was written a few months ago, as a means for me to practice writing character's personalities. It centers around Karkat being missing, and people trying to find him. It was written when I was relatively new to the fandom, and has been edited accordingly. For example, I removed a "K4RKL3S" and some "uHH"s, removed the 0s and added some exclamation marks to Aradia's quirk, that sort of stuff.

    Hope you enjoy this oneshot!

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    Basically SDR2 but with Homestuck characters.
    Under the premise of chibigaia's Danganstuck AU (basically meant to be a sequel)
    http://ask-the-english-adventurer.tumblr.com/tagged/danganstuck/chrono

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    1/?
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    Aveces arriesgarlo todo por un mejor futuro puede valer la pena, solo hace falta estar dispuesto a enfrentar cualquier cosa que se presente en tu camino de la mejor manera.

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    Español
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    1/?
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    this however, wouldn't really be considered nothing.

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    In an alternate universe, Homestuck characters are the people of a struggling earthen colony. I am trying my best to present a very descriptive experience.

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    4/?
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    John couldn’t feel anything. As far as he could remember, he was never able to remember anything. He could only feel nothing. Around other people, he could act, and he could pretend that he felt the emotions he portrayed. He knew he was broken, and that he was different from everyone else. But he didn’t care. He couldn’t. And then he met Dave. Dave was absolutely perfect. Dave taught John a new emotion- love. It was a craving, a desire, that gripped him and tugged on every essence of his being. But there were people trying to take Dave away from him. They taught John a new emotion- rage. These people didn’t DESERVE Dave. He wanted them gone. He wanted to hurt them. He wanted to break them. He wanted to kill them. They couldn’t have Dave. Dave was his. Dave was going to love him. He didn’t have a choice.

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    4/?
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    Ever wondered what happens when you summon Bloody Mary?
    What if when you summon Bloody Mary you discover she's actually super hot?
    Join Rose Lalonde as she begins her lesbian phase in college by accidentally summoning Kanaya Maryam, aka Bloody Maryam, at her good friend John's birthday party.

    idk if you haven't clicked this story by now you're not a real fan

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    A collection of short fics from geistygeist.tumblr.com, volume 2!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    15
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    2
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