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    The characters of Homestuck in the Star Trek universe! The story begins with a Federation starship hurtling through the Beta Quadrant at Warp 9, trying to escape a merciless enemy that refuses to identify itself. Before long, cadet-turned-captain John Egbert and his crew of humans, trolls, and Aradiabots become one team of a four-pronged effort to stop Lord English from destroying their universe — though it appears Lord English has somehow already succeeded.

    Join your favorite Homestuck characters, all promised to get fully fleshed out stories, in this huge interuniverse adventure! I mean it. I promise. They're all gonna get fully fleshed out stories. All of them. The story starts with only the Beta Kids and Trolls, and will eventually include all of the most beloved characters in everyone's favorite horse-sexualizing webcomic.

    You do not need to be a Star Trek fan to enjoy this fic. Ideally, you don't need to be a Homestuck fan, either, but I won't guarantee that's plausible.

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    Two years after the start of the Alternia-Earth war, Karkat Vantas and Feferi Peixes faked their deaths and fled for human space.
    Four years later, they are picked by a ship captained by Roxy Lalonde.
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    Dave is in a bit of a fix. He was killed on a mysterious planet by a winged dog guy. And yet, somehow, he survived, waking up on some sort of red slab with a gear on it. Unfortunately, his friends and ship were nowhere to be seen, and the only people nearby are a bunch of trolls.
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    Eridan Ampora has no idea wwho the fuck this human guy is. His shades make him look like a total douchebag, though.

    (Sequel to "Lost")

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    1/?
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    John notices just how wimpy and weak he seems in comparison to Jade, and decides to ask her for help. Jade provides it, but things don't turn out the way John expects...

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    Life post-Cherubs is a time of adjustment for everyone in the neighborhood, from the Strider trailer having a (temporary) new roommate, Dirk dealing with the separation from Jake, and the curious presence of the latest addition to the trailer park.

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    Dave Strider, upon first inspection, is not that noteworthy. He reeks of alpha pheromones, he's handsome, he's cocky--he is the stereotype. Most people don't give him a second glance--betas and omegas included, because he's also got the faintest hint of omega pheromones on him, too--unless it's to admire how lovely he looks, regardless.

    You never really have, either! He's just Dave--Dave who laughs so hard when your pranks fail that he's squirted apple juice out of his nose several times. Dave who acts like he doesn't give a fuck, but still trips all over himself to make sure his friends are happy. Dave who listens to really pompous, edgy music just so he has the knowledge to rip the songs apart when someone tries to defend them. Dave who collects dead things! Dave who makes you wish it weren't such a societal weirdness for two alphas to Bond--because if you're honest, you want Dave more than you could ever want anyone else, compatible hormones or no.

    He's awesome, weird--but a totally normal guy underneath all that fake, layered on coolkid facade.

    And apparently, he's not actually an alpha.

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    3/?
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    Even fragments of a story have their place.

    (A collection of relatively short drabbles and odds & ends that help keep me from getting too writer's-blocked.)

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    13/?
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    Your name is john lately your whole world has been turned upside down you have been kidnaped by your former best bro, you learned your father was not really your father, and you now know what it is like to be betrayed but now you have found something new or old but you don't care as long as you can take your vengeance on this forsaken world.

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    AU where everyone is a troll and Jade gets transferred to a threshecutioner fleet ship to work as a bioweapons specialist. Take a guess who also works on that ship.

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    AU Histórico- Básicamente un recogido de viñetas de la guerra de secesión americana, con puntos de vista desde los dos bandos del conflicto. CroKri, JohnVriska, Nitramcest, RoxyDirk, DaveJade, RoseMary… Largo etc. Hay un posible y destacado OoC en algunos personajes, que se adecuan a las formas históricas.

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    Dirk Strider, the famouse leader of the demon pack Strider-Lalondes was captured by Jake English, the leader of EHEC. And is being tortured for information. There's only one problem. The Strider-Lalondes got his younger brother John, and Dirks younger sibling Dave will do everything to get his beloved big bro back.

    Demonstuck belongs to my-friend-the-frog
    Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie

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    9/?
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    After the game, Earth reset. The kids, both beta and alpha, have returned to Earth and their god tier abilities have remained. Some of these abilities aren't as subtle as they would hope, however, and they start drawing attention.

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    Dave and John have been best bros for awhile now, and everyone but them can see how perfect the dorks are for each other. After consulting Rose on his failed love life, John decides to try and see how dating Dave will work out- he's not a total homosexual if the only guy he even wants to try to date is Dave right?
    Dave is of course secretly delighted at this chance, and is determined not to mess things up between them. Dave makes sure this particular first date is one that will never be forgotten, and if it takes makeup and a dress to insure that, then pass the lipstick.

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    This idea just sorta mugged me about a week ago, held a metaphorical knife to my throat and ordered me to write. I'll add the other characters to this list as they appear, but for know I'm just leaving it as is. My motivation may die. If you're enjoying the story, feel free to comment and remind me it exists.

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    6/?
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    It's not very hard to become unattached to reality. I mean, most people just go on with their calling and move on, it's how it goes in the realm between time and space. Dave was a 'loyal' citizen to the lords who reside there. And then he's charged with infidelity when he saves a boy from his death. The butterfly effect just wrecks the whole system. They can't allow rebels to live.

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    2/?
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    "So, Egbert, where are you taking me on this "world-renowned" first date of yours?"

    Day 1- Holding hands

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    Dave gets a new job in "entertainment" under one of the most promiscuous adult entertainment sites on the web. Upon entering the company he ends up falling into strange but familiar hands as he signs up to be Dirk Strider's new sub. Business is good, but what happens when Dave becomes on of the webs favorite boys and the golden boy of the company? (Pornstar AU)

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    Chapters:
    19/?
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    John and Dave had been together for several years and now they are in their third year of colege. They share an apartment and spend most of there time in the apartment and cuddling.

    (I will add more tags and relationships as this progresses but idk where I'm going with this so I'm not sure yet. I will also figure out a better title later. Just two dorks in love with each other.)

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    21
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    Everything sucks. Everything is ruined.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/5
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    5
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    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
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