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    High school can be tough for everyone. This is especially true when you're hiding a secret that can never be told.

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    Your name is Dave Strider and holy hell what the fuck have you gotten yourself into?

    Mermaids, Shitty romances, and college should never exist in the same life. But fuck, You're a Strider and the laws of life don't apply to you.

    Right?

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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    12/?
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    HSWC Bonus Round 1 fill:

    "Bro♥John

    Remember when Bro and John starred in a cheesy delivery-guy porn movie full of terrible dialogue?"

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    I've always wanted to be a doctor. Always wanted to help people. So when I met Nepeta and Karkat Vantas, I knew I would have to help them, mainly him, out in any way possible. Even if that meant helping him grieve over his wife's inevitable death. Rated M for later chapters.

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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

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    That's when I realized you were the only one
    It's never too late to show it
    Grow old together
    Have feelings we had before
    back when we were so innocent

    Based off the song "I Fell in Love with my Best Friend" by Jason Chen. Each chapter in this fic is another moment throughout their lives that eventually lead to our two favourite homo boys falling in love.

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    3/?
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    2
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    “Dream a little bigger, darling, even Dirk can do better that that,” Dave says, and John gives him a miffed look over his AK-47 when your brother pulls out an RPG.

    You can't help but grin to yourself when he pulls the trigger.

    (Or, in which the author takes the movie Inception and combines it with Homestuck characters.)

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    3/?
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    1
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    Karkat Vantas is bad at math, a track star, and a vengeful elder god. Out of those three things, he's only aware of two.

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    1/?
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    “Pssst! Dave! Guess who’s not wearing any panties?”

    Next to you, John snorts half a glass of water up his nose. Karkat, sitting next to Jade, goes very, very still. Like sudden movements might just trigger a scene straight out of Basic Instinct (man, he just wishes). You pat John helpfully on the back as he hacks up water and drool and snot like a champ. It’s absolutely hilarious until you realize that holy shit your girlfriend is not wearing any panties. Holy shit. Your boner goes whoa whoa wait a darnskippin’ minute, home skillet, let us just think about that for a second.

    You do. Think about it, that is. You think about it very seriously. Give it all your due consideration.

    Holy shit.

     

    Your girlfriend is not wearing any panties.

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    Tony Stark is not Willie Wonka, even if he has the last of the Oompa Loompas (Trolls) in his basement.

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    10/?
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    The twin kingdoms of Derse and Prospit have hated each other for centuries. But now, a new, deadly force waits in the shadows.
    In Other Words, We Work To Stop A Tyriant. Pun Intended.

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    5/?
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    Life is a battle for survival as nature claims its world back.
    Crap summary but this takes place in the same world as The Last of Us. It follows the lives of the Homestuck cast as they fight the hordes of Cordyceps infected and make and break bonds between each other. I promise some fight scenes, bloody and gross, and some real romance-in-the-apocalypse heart breaks.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
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    Thinking she won't understand what he's saying and just wanting to get it off his chest, Kankri confides in Damara that he actually does want to start dating someone. Luckily, or regrettably, for him she completely understands and decides to help him find his one true love...or anyone willing to take him.

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    Fighting guys with guns was hard enough, but fighting an invisible gas that causes people to enter a deliriously happy homocidal state of being is even harder. For once, John's going to discover what it's like to have the air as an enemy.

    ((Basically a bunch of scenes from a never-going-to-happen sidestory of Real Men Wear Tights. I don't think I have it in me to write a full-blown fic out of this.))

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    A slice of life about Karkat Vantas who's heading into his Junior year of Highschool and maybe gains a crush on his best friend Dave.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    (OH MY GOD I'M SO PICKY ABOUT THIS SUMMARY)
    This fic is an entirely angsty gay college au cliche, but don't worry there's some shitty humour along with hot ships.
    Johndave /pepsicola /whatever you wanna call it is the main ship.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    22
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    Remember when John took Vriska on one of his Earth Dates? For HSWC Bonus Round 1. A response to a prompt by Dreamwidth user rockindandelion.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    1
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    1
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    After Dave Strider lost his Bro in a car accident, he became mute, refusing to talk to anyone, not even himself. He moves in with his cousin Dirk and now goes to Sburb High, where he is bullied for his white hair and silence. He tries to cope but eventually turns to darker methods. After he gets physically assaulted in the hall by the usual group of asshats, he's found by a certain Vantas who, being the actual nice guy that he usually pretends not to be, takes pity on him and fixes him up in a nearby bathroom. So what happens when their relationship starts to deepen and Dave starts to feel things he doesn't believe he deserves to feel? What about when Karkat, who's usually so vulgar and venomous, finally learns that love isn't a one-sided thing for him?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    41
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    2155
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    Karkat is used to being a miner, working underground with other trolls for their human owners. He has all but given up hope of finding his friends; the ones he played the game with in his other life. All this is about to change, as Karkat is sold to a rich human named Dave.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,200
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    48
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    487

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