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    This series follows two gods plus three sprites who are all stuck on a magic flying War Ship for three years.
    There are so many shenanigans it will blow your mind.
    Keep in mind there will be some shipping involved in later chapters.

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    7/?
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    A collection of all the drabbles I write and post on tumblr in response to memes or whenever I am taking requests.

    Featuring multiple fandoms, multiple pairings, weirdass crossovers and general pandemonium.

    Each chapter is an individual drabble with the pairing, rating and possible warnings listed as needed.

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    10/?
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    In this doomed timeline, everything goes directly to hell.
    Dirk, Jane, Roxy, and Jake never entered the game, and when the big battle against The Condesce and Lord English came, they lost.
    Everyone lost.
    John, Dave, Rose, and Jade are 'enlisted' by the Condesce and the trolls...
    Well... John tries not to think about what happened to them.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    8
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    Vignettes set within the Young Folks verse, written in response to request memes on tumblr.
    Chapter title will feature pairing and rating.

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    English
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    9,323
    Chapters:
    9/?
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    12
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    103
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    8
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    Eridan Ampora can't take his own spiralling self-doubt coupled with the rejection of the girl that he loves, and his instability causes him to try something drastic.

    When he meets Karkat and Jade, he doesn't even get their names, but he sure as hell recognises them when they're rushed in through his new job at the hospital.

    Karkat blames himself of course. He always does, whenever anything happens to Jade it's always his fault and he can't stand the comfort of his friends. He can't sleep and he can't move, and when he breaks down crying at Jade's bedside in the early hours of the morning, he finds comfort in a silent water-bearer.
    The cool drink calms him down.

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    4/?
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    1
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    The worst part isn't that he's fifteen years younger than you, or that he's a sex-repulsed asexual, or even that he's your little bro's best friend. No, the worst part is, despite this list of reasons why he's a completely unsuitable and incompatible romantic partner for you, you're still planning to pursue John Egbert like a complete dumbass. At least he's legal.

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    10/?
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    31
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    1985
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    You laid on the bed and looked around. Blood. Blood everywhere. Splattered on the wall and floor and bed. If only this one had listened. Jake had told this stupid slave one thing. Of coarse it was a stubborn little shit which meant torture it. Well even after torture it still was a stubborn little shit which made Jake mad which meant you got to kill him. Since he was your pick. You, John Egbert, and Jake English were slave trainers. Well you guys got the slave to behave before selling it. Unless your selling to someone who wants a reason to abuse there slaves.

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    1/?
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    Dave finds a mysterious merman on the beach in Montery California who is injured and unconscious

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    3/?
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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

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    37/39
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    Revenge dating turns into real feelings. Real feelings fucking suck.

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    2/?
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    Life's pretty easy underneath the waves. You have your family, your friends, the reef, and everything you could ever want.
    Well, except one thing you never really expected to need: love.

    Even more unexpected? It's with a human. Named John.

    Sigh.

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    2/5
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    31
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    3
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    When Dirk Strider meets his Sugar Daddy, Jake English, for the first time, he is swept off his feet. But what happens when he realizes Jake is just as awkward as him? What happens when Dirk's younger brother Dave is hell-bent on finding something wrong with Jake? What happens when Dirk's boss Roxy and Jake's ex-wife Jane start dating each other? Shenanigans, of course. Shenanigans are what always happens in these fics.

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    5/?
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    1
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    7
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    John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Dave Strider and Jade Harley are enrolled into the prestigious Hope's Peak Private Academy but before they know it they become some of the newest victims of Monobear's cruelty.
    Who will survive? Who will be punished? And who is the mastermind behind it all?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    2
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    21
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    6
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    Some of the homestucks play a game of strip truth or dare. Readers can help choose dates and truths to be played!

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    6
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you are fed up with your bro evading his sexuality. It's obvious to everyone but him, so you have come up with the BEST PLAN EVER to get him to admit it to himself. The only trick is to take it slow. Can't scare him away, now can you?

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    12
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    2
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    1/1
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    It's 12:04 in the morning, and John just wants to play the piano in the hotel lobby. Dave just wants to punch him in the face.

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    1/?
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    Your name is John Egbert and the only thing you know about this guy is that he's Karkat's big brother's best friend... And he's trying to get a date with you.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    3
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    Don't do things because others want you to. Resist them and fight.

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    English
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    22,682
    Chapters:
    4/5
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    6
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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

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    English
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    2,192
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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