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    I couldn't come up with a good title. Anyway, this starts with you moving from California to live with the Striders. You meet all your friends on pesterchum in person and eventually love your matesprit ;)

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    Jake's wonderland is shattered which shatters his mind in the process. His relationships and his entire life is on the line. Can he fix it? Or will he be destroyed forever?

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    Unfortunately, you don't fancy your brother's suggestion on how to break the news to John...
    There's no other way out of it, you're going to have to just tell him.

    *Now with gorgeous art by the wonderful Polyglotplatypus!*

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    Things happen, whether they be good or bad.

    Bad things can include to, Accidentally killing a friend, Thinking you accidentally killed a friend, Being hit by a bucket.

    Good things can include, Finding out that friend you just accidentally killed is alive, Being hit by a ping pong paddle, being hit by a bucket.

    All these and more within! A few other things include, John being Harry or Harry being John, WIZARDS and MAGIC *cough* I mean SCIENCE.

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    John wasn't expecting much from his first day at a new school. He certainly wasn't expecting a boy in a pair of dark aviators to become interested in him. Against the rantings of a crabby senior class president, he talks to this mysterious boy and gets pulled down a rabbit hole, Alice style. But will John make it through the looking glass, or will his (Jefferson) airplane crash before it can land safely?

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    Bro is a barista at Starbucks. John is the snobby rich kid that likes to make things difficult. Classic one-up manship.

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    In an alternate universe, Homestuck characters are the people of a struggling earthen colony. I am trying my best to present a very descriptive experience.

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    AKA: Beautification of fading love.

    There are so many stories about blind people and so many about OCD but none about how each of them combine to create an undead corpse walking.

    Let's put something into perspective.

    Sometimes someone's mind can be their own personal hell but hey. You should be happy things aren't worse.

    (You're only making it more difficult for yourself.)

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    Several months after saving humanity using the power of their Personas, Dave Strider and his friends John, Rose, and Jade are on their way to Japan to be officially inducted into the paranormal investigation unit known only as the Shadow Operatives. Along the way, however, they find themselves trapped in the realm of the Velvet Room and faced with a new challenge; take on each other and their former comrades in a fighting tournament taking place on the massive 'Velvet Tower', where the winner is granted a wish of their choosing!

    However, dark forces, as always, are behind the orchestrators of the tournament. It's up to Dave and the other Persona users to solve the mystery of the Velvet Tower and prevent the destruction of humanity once more.

    (Sequel to Shin Megami Tensei: Personastuck.)

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    The kingdom is in ruins, its champion murdered by the only one he couldn't harm...
    Fire has engulfed everything, and a Seer is forced to watch her brother fight an empty battle...

    The streets run red with the blood a of lover's betrayal, and a General is consumed by regret...

    His blood is blue, and everything stops for just a second. The Knight has failed his Heir.

    All Is lost.

    Or Is It...?

    What would you give to have a second chance...?

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    Lower than the lowest, higher than the highest. Scream of the Sufferer echoing through time, his Blood now Returned to redeem our crime. Signless Reborn, the Carrier of Blood. Grubloaf of Life, fill our starving souls. (...) Oh He Whose Blood Runs Purest, Descendant of Suffering! Rekindle the Righteous Rage, burn our shameful world. Oh Shadow's Serene, Pink Moon's Moirail, Night of the world! (...) Oh, Grace of Blood, Comforter of the Weeping!

    Be safe in the world the Empire knows not, while we pray that it is not found in the meantime.

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    AU where everyone is a troll and Jade gets transferred to a threshecutioner fleet ship to work as a bioweapons specialist. Take a guess who also works on that ship.

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    "Hello there. I am John Egbert, sophomore, heir to the Crocker corporation."

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are becoming a clingy little leech.

    The one you've decided to latch onto like the disgusting vermin you are? None other than John Egbert, your new flush-crush.

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    Dave gets some much awaited test results in the mail, and John learns his boyfriend has a bit of a kink.

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    John found the end of his adventure to be confusing and unsatisfying, so Roxy wants to cheer him up.

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    Dave’s been feeding on humans for centuries and has been hunted on and off for just as long; yet out of all of his pursuers this blue eyed hunter is the most fun he’s ever had. Yeah he really should kill him, but he’s not about to let him get away without having a little fun. Maybe the guy will finally put some excitement back into Dave’s humdrum life of the same old screwing and scaring of humans; or maybe he’ll be what gets Dave sent back to hell for punishments like he’s never experienced before.

    (This is a full re-write of the original Scarring series with lots of extra content and has been updated to fit with the rest of the Dealings with Demons series. If you read the original Scarring series then I implore you to read this one. Story updates on Wednesdays.)

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    Dave Strider is still in school. John Egbert is his twenty-something neighbour who likes to bake and thinks the kid next door could use a few good meals.

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    During the three years on the Ship moving across the Yellow Yard (post-John's flipout/Davesprite's departure), John and Jade are bored out of their minds, totally alone, and horny.

    So they bone.

    That's it, that's really pretty much all that happens.

    (I think the title was supposed to reference either the Oresteia or Oedipus or something.)

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