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    Dirk B. Walker is a well-known and well-loved bartender at The Pink Pony, a popular bar near the outskirts of town. He’s famous for witty one liners, being swift at his job, and having electric eyes that hardly reveal what he’s thinking. He’s cut off and distant, and rumoured to have few friends— but Dirk dislikes the idea of anybody getting close after all. That’s how people get hurt, and Dirk has the scars to prove it. Struggling with his own inner demons and the idea he’s incapable of being loved, and only lusted after, it all changes one night when a short, shaded blond man walks in, and challenges everything Dirk ever thought he knew.

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    Set far after Sburb/Sgrub have been beaten. The new universe has been made. The humans and trolls have found new planets to live on separately. The troll population has grown to its original numbers and even re-spawned the the extinct "lime-blood" caste. The old way of running the planet has been forgotten and trolls seem to be living more peacefully. Empresses have come and gone and now the direct descendants of the heroes who beat Sgrub all those sweeps ago have their own adventure to go through. Though it isn't set in a game. And there is no coming back once you're already dead. The new empress, Her Eternal Beauty has taken throne as well as the peace and tranquility that New Alternia once had. She reinstated long abolished laws, reenforced the division of blood castes and the discrimination that comes with them. The characters in this story are dealing with discrimination, prejudice, violence from the higher class, and abuse of power. Someone has to stand up and stop the evil highbloods and bring peace and love back to New Alternia. But sometimes one who claims to be a hero can be a much darker villain in disguise.

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    John notices Dave in the hall at school.
    Dave notices they have chemistry.

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    Karkat Vantas is weird. Being allergic to salt water is just one of his weird traits. Constantly moving is another.

    Despite his own weirdness, he's never really questioned any of it. That all changes when he meets a boy with blue eyes who asks him about a fight.

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    Dirk's blindness has always made him more tolerant in a world of both humans and monsters. But when he encounters one of the most feared creatures in the world, he just might find that his tolerance goes farther than he thought...

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    You know, the one? They kissed in the rain. With the letters.

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    No... No. No no no. No no no no no! No please, this can't be happening! Please don't let this be happening! God, no, anything but this!

    Your name is Dirk Strider and you've been enjoying a normal afternoon walking through the woods of this new world until... Until you stopped dead in your tracks at the sight of your brother lying in a pool of his own blood with his sword through his chest.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and falling in love sounds like a bad idea.

    From what you've heard, it never seems to end well. Everything from the sweet little gestures to the grand displays of affection, it's all just seemed so wrong to you. Sure, maybe for some people it works, but in the majority of cases, it's clearly doomed to failure from the start. It's just going to end in heartbreak, like travelling along an especially obnoxious winding road, and off of a particularly clichéd cliff at the end. There's a reason most people don't have just one partner in their whole lives; the concept of falling hopelessly in love just doesn't work.

    It couldn't happen to someone such as yourself, right? You pray to God that it couldn't.

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    John is jealous of the great relationship Karkat and Dave has, and he is determined to figure out just what is going on between them.

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    Do you ever have the urge to just... write down everything that happened in a situation, because it was just that over-the-top fucking amazing, or it brought you oodles of overflowing ecstatic joy, or it just hurt so much you wanted to scream and cry and tear your own heart out and stab a few times for good measure? If so, then you understand where I'm coming from with this. Before you proceed, I'll give you a word of warning:

    This story is probably neither of the first two options.

    (This will be a highschool fanfic revolving around Karkat Vantas, juggling school, romance, and otherworldly happenings...)

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    When Jake notices the company John has been keeping, he immediately becomes fearful for his cousin's safety.

    Demons are selfish. Demons are violent. Demons are quick to take advantage of humans, and he'll be damned if he let's his cousin fall prey to their whims. He's content to believe that they're all up to no good, but when Dirk shows up and throws a wrench in his plans, he might have to reevaluate his opinion on them. And maybe, just maybe, realize some other important things along the way.

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and you are absolutely OBSESSED with a new rock band, DEXTERITY BLISS. You know everything there is to know about them. KARKAT VANTAS, the DRUMMER. TEREZI PYROPE, the BASSIST. KURLOS MAKARA, the BACKUP GUITARIST. And... DAVE STRIDER, the LEAD GUITARIST/SINGER.

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    Hearts flutter when cool kid Dave moves to a new new place with his bro,his sister and (post scratch) Roxy when he meets this strange yet oddly attractive girl. Homestuck never happened except for some of the post scratch kids.

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    Dave and John are in a rut. All they ever do is have loving, vanilla sex, and Dave is sick of it. He decides to take matters into his own hands. By seducing John.

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    Okay pretty much Dave has the hots for John.
    John breaks up with his girlfriend. Dave is cuddling Karkat and John gets bummed about it. Cool? Cool.

    Now have fun reading this shit spill of a work!!

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    Join Princess Twilight Sparkle, Feliciano "Italy" Vargas and John Egbert as they review the worst and worst their fandoms have to offer!

    Episode 1: "Homestuck High"
    Episode 2: Cupcakes
    Episode 3: Harry Potter Turns to the Lord
    Episode 4: Romano x Depressed Reader
    Episode 5: Sonic Fights Robotnik
    Episode 6: MyAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!!

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    Dave Strider. Just that name and everyone swoons. Everyone, except for John. John doesnt know why. but he hates Dave with a burning passion. He tends to rant to him to his best friend, turntechGodhead. But what happens when TG and Dave Strider end up being the same person? Will John stay friends with Dave? Will a romance blossom?

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    *5/10/16 FINISHED!*
    Based on the asylumstuck AU, more information in the 'disclaimer' first chapter - warnings: ships (any and all - there will be no smut but its gonna get toasty), gore/blood, drug use, mental illnesses, cussing. Possible triggers such as rape, suicidal thoughts, self harm, drug use, and possibly more - please read disclaimer page for more info.

    The Cherub Institute is a large building home to various children with various mental health problems. The past is unknown and the future is quite uncertain. And yet, the third floor remains the biggest question of all.

    *Written by a mentally ill author who has been within these types of hospitals multiple times and done first person research/interviews on the different illnesses portrayed. Asylumstuck is mine to reclaim as a neurodivergent writer suffering from multiple illnesses portrayed in the fic. If you have a genuine concern about something that you know from personal experience was written wrong, please contact me PRIVATELY about it. You can find links to where you may do that in my bio. I highly recommend waiting til the end before critiquing anything about the plot. I promise it will all make sense when its finished!*

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    It's all over. The hellish game is finally over, and everyone has another chance. They can be better people, make better decisions, be happy.

    READER ==> Join them.

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    John Egbert, best friend of Dave Strider has made very few questionable choices in his life, but dating his best friends older brother, who happens to be twice his age, was probably one of those questionable choices . John is pretty sure that Dave hates him right now and he's not sure how to fix it. Breaking it off with Bro is out of the question because Bro makes John very happy. John just has to find a way for Dave to understand that him dating Bro shouldn't make anything awkward for them, but that's easier said than done.

    (To all who read this, don't worry there will be updates in a few weeks as soon as I'm done with college for the semester)

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