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    sometimes you cant hold yourself together, and sometimes you feel as if you'd be better off dead.
    this is one of those times.

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    Your name is John Egbert, the year is 1902, almost seventy years ago the Industrial Revolution began and almost fifty years ago the pandemic started nearly dooming the world you knew. The pandemic affected millions and caused those infected to become as cold and pale as a corpse and become cannibalistic. The doctor called those infected, zombies.

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    David Strider works for a magazine. He takes pictures of the world in all it's expanse and nuance, and when he's lucky, they make it on the glossy pages he labors over in InDesign day in and day out.

    But there's another stack of pictures, pictures of a friend who's died and died again, hidden under clothes and behind shoes and forgotten bits of childhood, dusting slowly with the years.

    You see, we all have skeletons in the closet. But every now and again, they find a way out.

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    And so begins the tale of a war that wrapped the earth in flames.

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    Human kids being nerds as usual.

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    You honestly want to know which ignoramus thought reanimating the dead was a good hobby to take up. If you could find them, you’d gratuitously shove your foot so far up their ass that they’d taste the mysterious substance you stepped in last month.

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    Having too much free time on his hands, Karkat decides to host a weekly movie night. And every week, he almost instantly regrets it.

    This week we slam and jam and slam in 'Space Jam'.

    For a list of the previous movies, hoover mouse here

     

    Alternative title: Mystery Homestuck Theatre 3000

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, and you have a cool idea that possibly might blow up in your face.

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    I really love AUs, ok.

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    Life's pretty easy underneath the waves. You have your family, your friends, the reef, and everything you could ever want.
    Well, except one thing you never really expected to need: love.

    Even more unexpected? It's with a human. Named John.

    Sigh.

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    Everything is swirling around you, flashing so quickly your head pounds. You have a distinct image of your own mangled body burning your retinas.

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    A series of Johnkat oneshots with fluff, Sadstuck, cute cuddling, and little plot.

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    Karkat didn't really know how he fell in love with a human, but it happened and he couldn't be happier. Now how to deal with all the actual relationship problems he thought would never apply to him?

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT, and your friendless existence is about to take a turn.

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    Karkat Vantas is an unemployed accountant who finds himself pulled into the world of baked goods by his friend Gamzee Makara who is in desperate need of help running his business, Miracle Pie House. We also get a look into the lives of the three amigos who run The Minotaur. Basically slice of life dealing with relationships, identities, and friendship. All the good stuff with a bit of shipping slipped in for extra good measure.

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    9/?
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    Even when you're fighting off inhuman beings, even when you have to fend for yourself, or even if you're one of them yourself, you are absolutely certain of one thing during an apocalypse: no one wants to be alone.

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    Omegaverse. Things happen. Johns the main dude. Dave is hella. Harley is boss. Rose owns. Dirk is awkward and hot.

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    An AU in which an older Rose adopts two little black haired children.

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    A second person point of view of a short summery of Davesprite's life. There is a mention of John's death, so you've been warned. I apologize for the shortness of it, but not the intended angst.

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    Let's see..John comes from a group of humans sent to explore a new planet, being captured by none other then Karkat. Karkat believes he's a female of his species and keeps the squishy creature as his own, seeing that he was to pathetic to sacrifice. This is Karkat's point of view. Keep an eye out for John's as these will be my first fanfics that mirror each other ! ( though you will get more insight from John's perspective.)

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    If you ever run into a problem, don't face it. Bury it six feet under. The only choice is whether or not to bury it while it's still alive and kicking or when it's cold and dead.

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