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    Eres John Egbert y tu mejor amigo te ha invitado a cenar para presentarte a su nuevo amorío, mientras esperan te cuenta un poco de como se conocieron.

    Language:
    Español
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    500
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    2
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    22
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    You can assume your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are suffering from memory loss after falling down the stairs. What is this rapid heart beat? Who's causing it? The Scripts we're published, finally. I had them done, but thought I already did.

    Language:
    English
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    34,443
    Chapters:
    71/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    1027
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    You don't remember all of the details, on account of the nasty bump you took to your noggin upon impact that knocked you out for the last three hours, but you remember enough to know that you were in a super awesome space battle with an Alternian drone, trying to keep them from delivering some very important data about your home planet to their evil alien empress, and just as they opened a wormhole to escape, you desperately tried to stop them by propelling yourself forward with a gust of ion charged space wind and ended up getting sucked through the tear in space as well, like a spider getting flushed down a toilet. Now you are here...wherever here is.

    (John has to survive in this weird place full of glowing things and intelligent(?) salamanders until help can arrive. He's not the only one who crashed here, though, and the other one is NOT happy. Is this planet big enough for two?)

    Language:
    English
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    115,877
    Chapters:
    20/?
    Comments:
    177
    Kudos:
    365
    Bookmarks:
    53
    Hits:
    4291
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    This is a little story inspired by Weevilo707's Don't Forget the Sun and is basically a little adventure of when Karkat's friends go to get him after their rebellion.

    Language:
    English
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    3,136
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
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    157
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    Dave Strider is going to be the ballet dancer of the Skaian Dance Troupe, and anyone who says otherwise can eat shit. That's after he beats them to death with a pointe shoe. So, when newcomer Karkat Vantas gets a role that danseur noble Strider believes to be his, things are most definitely not going to be as sweet as a Sugar Plum Fairy.

    A tale of friendship, love, and how fucking hardcore ballet is.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,049
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    137
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    John and Jade have always gone big when it came to holidays, yet Davesprite has never seen the appeal. Can John change his mind with a little Christmas spirit, or will he be stuck with an orange feathery grinch?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,838
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    572
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    John learns that his best friend, Dave, is completely colorblind over the course of an online conversation. Years later, as he and his father visit Dave's home state for the holidays, John thinks he's found something that may help. This is a JohnDave pairing with fluffy holiday themes, and also contains (almost completely) Colorblind Dave. Have a happy holiday, Homestuck.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,732
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    200
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    In which Dirk Strider tries to send himself to Hell Murder Island via a homemade sendificator and it almost works. Almost.

    Language:
    English
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    3,291
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    89
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    Karkat Vantas always accepted the fact that he was not going to live past nine sweeps. It was just a certainty of his sad, miserable life. At least, that was until his friends found out and decided to hatch a plan to get him out of the Alternian empire. A plan that actually worked.

    Now, he was stranded on an alien planet, at the mercy of some strange creature that was either trying to help him or going about some freaky ritual of flirting with your food before you eat it.

    Also, aliens have sunglasses.

    He was better off dying on Alternia, wasn't he?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    196,219
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    601
    Kudos:
    2098
    Bookmarks:
    356
    Hits:
    29226
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    Coffee Shop Au wherein Jake likes Dirk, and watches him from across the room.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,309
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    192
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    2017
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    After making a bet with Strider, Karkat makes it his mission to figure out what quadrant they're in. They do find out, eventually - in very fun ways.

    Explicit warnings will be on chapters with explicit content.

    Act 1: A Bet Made In Haste - Chapters 1-16
    Act 2: Terminal Trials and Errors - Chapters 18-???

    Series
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    English
    Words:
    53,377
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    255
    Kudos:
    551
    Bookmarks:
    62
    Hits:
    7389
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    an eclectic collection of homestuck fics I still like but don't plan on finishing
    1. Eridan gets lost
    2. Sollux's helmsman runs out of memory (body horror)
    3. Fef & Kanaya discuss the dangers of the deep
    4. A bunch of superheroes get their chatroom hacked
    etc.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,537
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    556
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    Dave is fucked uo but wants to give Karkat something good to remember before shit happens.

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    English
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    1,423
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    9
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    66
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    Demon Dirk and his Demon Hunter boyfriend Jake have hidden in the woods, hoping to be together after a human-demon war breaks loose, placing them on opposite sides. What will the two lovers do when their relationship is discovered by both families and threatens to kill them both?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,441
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    8
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    92
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    You're pretty sure your three friends just think the trolls were part of the game, NPCs made as a construct to make your game more interesting and more immersive, but at the beginning you got to choose the race of your team, and no other walkthroughs of Human teams mention having a team of voice-acted troll NPCs fighting with them.

    You think they hacked in.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,350
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    283
    Bookmarks:
    57
    Hits:
    2681
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    Rose decides that the best way to come to terms with her feelings for John is to do that while he's sitting two feet away, enjoying Nic Cage's airplane antics.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,235
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    172
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    with john's dad finally out of jail, john and jade are forced to take drastic measures

    Language:
    English
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    3,214
    Chapters:
    1/2
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    104
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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,070
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    112
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1511
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    With at least five small blankets and two comforters wrapped around her, Roxy looked like nothing more than a very fluffy pile on the couch that radiated misery.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    561
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    194
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    Dave pays a visit to John, trusting Dirk's gaydar to take a chance of asking his best friend out on a date. Strider rambling, time travel cheating, and general fuzzies ensue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,976
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    175

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