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    One day, the whole world is going to acknowledge you as that one guy who finally made contact with aliens, but if you had known that getting drunk was going to lead up to abduction, potential anal probing, and becoming the worst cult sacrifice this side of the galaxy, you probably would have just stayed at home.

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    Or:
    Dave notices John's behavior and tries to see what is the problem

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    They are nobodies, you realize.

    But they always remind you of somebodies.

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    AU where John's power short circuits after zapping into the trolls Ancestor times meeting the Dolorosa and the grub Signless.

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    2/?
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    A series of one-shots, attempting to write a story for every kink on the kink bingo dreamwidth.

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    Your name is Vriska Serket, and you are a Mutation.

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    For the past year or so, Karkat has been quiet and hasn't interacted with anyone if not necessary; he's too afraid of hurting someone with his harsh words again. Will John Egbert's nerve-wrecking persistence manage to make him snap at him? And will he hate Karkat for it? /AU, no romance for now, just friendship. My first fanfic. Tell me what you think.

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    11/?
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    Trolls do not interfere with humans. Humans return the favor. But a strange enemy rises that even the powerful troll armies cannot deal with. Four humans are called upon in this time of need, humans that know more than they should, lived more than they should have, and can do far more than any human should ever be able to do.

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    You meet a dead girl with a body like fire who throws you into her really, really weird plans.

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    7/7
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    John's thoughts aren't safe from Dave. Not anymore, at least

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    this is a choose your own adventure story check first chapter notes for details on how it works

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    12/?
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    37
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    There are four parts to this fic

    Jake and Dirk
    Jane and Roxy
    John and Rose
    Jade and Dave

    The series starts getting better from here, I promise XD

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    Rose is invited to her teacher's mansion, but she doesn't know that he has dark secrets... or does she know? This is going to be a weird psychological thriller.

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    Snow White was a fair maiden that rule the kingdom with her beloved son. The heavenly kingdom was full of happiness until bad blood interrupted their joyous ways. With Snow White's son, Karkat deemed as a killer it fractures the once whole kingdom. He is a trophy, a story, a gleam of hope to some.

    John a son of a soldier was a happy child. His father a royal guard in the palace was present during the attack on Snow, watched the young prince from afar, until his death. John must leave his home in fear of a debt that followed this family an the treachery that caused it. After 3 years of solitude in the wood he meets a boy.

    Skin as pale as sunlight, hair as white as snow, eyes like pools of blood in the sun.

    Skin as soft as silk, hair as black as night, eyes like pools of water in the moonlight.

    What? Who? Why? How?
    It's a fairytale

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    Where a simple lie can elude a nation to precarious matters, and thousands of years of peace scourged by war. The two races of the Seraphim and Daeva existence lie at stake, as with their feud contradicting human livelihood. Can harmony be resolved, even as blood quakes the earth?

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, recently you just moved to Washington to your cousin's house with your two older brothers.And you didn't realize your life would change the moment you move here.

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    John works at a restaurant that sells chicken, and he serves a guy he finds incredibly to his liking. There's even a chemistry there, if he didn't imagine it.

    He's too much of a dimwit to do anything about it though, and ends up regretting not making a move on him.

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    3/?
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    Dirk is a god and what's this?? 55k of him coming to terms with living forever while all his other friends have died.
    the rest of it is my excuse for as many au's for DaveDirk as possible rolled into one fic

    If you don't want to slosh through my 55k of written shit, you can start from chapter 14 and it'll be an almost normal fic of movie director Dave and douchebag man Dirk.

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    17/?
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    49
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    10
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    The halls of the Gods are empty, echoing with unheard prayers.

    The forces of corruption and decay are growing in power. Soon they shall sweep across the world like an unholy plague.

    From the deep caverns beneath the majestic Dragonshard Mountains, across the mighty Greenweald Forest, to the fair city of Porthaven on the storm-wracked coast, there are fourteen people with the mark of a divine ruler on their skin. They do not know it, but they and only they can save the world from apocalypse and ruin.

    So naturally, they're going to spend as long as possible arsing about slaying monsters and looting ancient temples. 'Cos, you know, adventurers.
    ___
    Readers can make one suggestion per new chapter posted, and one Hero Point vote per round of voting (rounds are four chapters long).

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    A drabble about John rubbing Dave's stuffed belly.

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    11
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    1
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