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    ❝far away, you don't need it
    day by day, but you don't mean it
    i don't want to hear you, anymore
    just give me noise❞

    when you were a kid, you would sit on your fingers until you couldn't feel them anymore, and when you would pull them out from underneath you they would be purple at the tips and you wouldn't be able to feel your hand for twenty minutes. you feel like your fingers did sometimes, numb and out of place. it's a weird feeling.

    8tracks.

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    Being a land-dweller stuck at sea is no easy feat. Especially not when the captain is crazy and the ancestor of your high blood friend. Your name is Sollux Captor and you're still unsure as how you got yourself stuck in this position as first mate in the first place...

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    Did you know the butterfly effect? It's that theory that says that one small change in the past can have drammatic effects in the future. Now Imagine what could happen if the meteors that carry John, Rose, Dave and Jade had landed in the wrong place at the wrong time and, because of this, the wrong guardian will grow them. What will happen? I am the Sentry of Paradox Space and I will tell you a story about how a "little" mistake had almost destroyed the whole Paradox Space. (Part 2: how the children grown in the wrong families)

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    John puts on his special outfit for Dave.

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    Jody takes a moment to think about all her friends and family.

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    Your name is John Egbert, and while you may be a master of what you do, you're not entirely sure how you do it.

     

     

    warning it's short

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    "Sorry I’m so late, babe, traffic was super crazy right now." he pipes up with a hasty voice, a sheepish smile on his tanned face. His blue eyes gaze through yours with an apologetic look.

    Wait, blue eyes? But Eridan doesn't have blue eyes.

    Your eyes widen even wider as you then realize, this guy isn't your designated date for the night at all.

    Not that you're complaining, at least someone still showed up. Somehow.

    [Or: In which Dave got stood up on a date, but then John came and saved the day]

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    A doomed timeline AU. Instead of trolling John, Karkat finds himself scrolling through Dave's entire timeline. He is horrified by what he finds, and ends up in a pseudo-friendship with somewhat reluctant Dave. The story spans the rest of this timeline- Dave and Karkat's budding internet romance, the beta kids becoming friends, the start of SBURB, and, eventually, all of them realizing that Dave and Karkat's diversion from the Alpha Timeline has doomed them all.

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    John Egbert seems like a perfectly normal teenager. He goes to school, watches shitty movies, has lots of friends, a loving father, and brings home good grades. However, there is one thing that makes John different than all his friends.

    He doesn't have a crush. And he's never had one, nor does he get them. In fact, he doesn't experience romantic or sexual attraction towards anyone. This leads John to feel isolated and confused in a world full of sex and romance, which is particularly prevalent in high school. It gets even worse when someone starts leaving love notes in his locker - and it's not just one of his friend's pranks this time, either.

    Characters belong to Andrew Hussie, I don't own any of them.

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    The lowlife scum of society, bottom rungs of the pecking order. The horrific amalgamtions of human and animal, these were commonly referred to as half breeds. Dave was one, a human bird hybrid, he knows he's a freak, but what he doesn't know is that his world will be turned upside down by a blue eyed boy named John Egbert

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    Je ne te connais pas. Je sais juste qu'un jour, je vais t'aimer. Je ne sais pas qui tu es, où tu habites, si tout va bien, ou même comment te trouver. Mais ce n'est pas grave. Je viens te chercher. [UA] [En cours]

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    The story of a simple dorito bag and it's journey through life

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    the goddamn barista keeps spelling my name wrong just to piss me off- au.
    full of rly bad comebacks and gay.

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    John and Vriska sent the invitations for their wedding.

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    The two of them love each other, that much is certain.

    But maybe...
    They have room for you as well?

     

    *** ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE ***
    Like I'm sorry I just really hate this a lot and it's disgusting eww
    If you liked it please talk to me on tumblr @aaronvsinternet because it would be nice to think someone liked it even if the idea is just ridiculous

    I'm sorry
    If enough people pester me I may do a couple extra chapters to close it but I don't want to to be honest I just hate this fic

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    The Midnight Crew and The Felt, two notorious organizations at each others throats.
    The Al-Earthia Police, here to make sure justice is serve.
    A possible third group involved planning in the shadows.
    Dreamers Project, a new experiment held by both groups.
    Now two young kids are sent into each organization for the project to figure out what's really going on.

     

    Gain their trust, do whatever it takes to get the job done, but don't take things too personally.

     


    The clock strikes Midnight, it's time to begin.
    After all, the most interesting things happen in the night.

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    What if I told you the Game wasn't over yet, that this was only part one? That you still are a character in my game that only passed one level? Well the truth is you are. You are still playing but from here on out it gets harder. So here are the rules and some tips:
    1. In each session there is one who remembers, you have to convince the others to remember
    2. Besides the characters you know of there was another session with four other kids, Delta and you have to find them
    3. Since you can't remember how the first level ended figure it out yourself.
    4. I suggest you find and convince everyone of those players to join because you will need all the help you can get.
    5. You all still have your powers, use them wisely and don't screw things up
    6. Try not to die
    7. Remember that I am still the one who is in control of this game
    The Countdown begins soon, you have 413 days to find everyone and prepare. Once that time limit is up, well the Game is going to start off with a Big Bang if you know what I mean. So I wish you good luck at trying to win. Because. It All. Starts. Now.

    Dave= Wake up

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    A miscellaneous group of reluctant heroes, antiheroes, and borderline villains all must work to survive a world of mob violence, mysterious organizations, horrorterror and demon-worshipping cults, long-lost secrets, hidden powers, alternate timelines, the end of the world, and all other sorts of weird crap-not necessarily in that order.

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    ; deer in the headlights ;
    "lιĸe a deer (or raввιт) ιn тнe нeadlιgнтѕ. υѕed тo reғer тo a ѕтaтe oғ ғear, panιc, or conғυѕιon ѕo eхтreмe тнaт ιт ιѕ ιмpoѕѕιвle тo acт or тнιnĸ norмally"

    Dave has just moved from Texas to Washington, he knew it was gonna be a bitch trying to make some friends there, you see, Dave's a mute, he hasn't tried to talk and honestly he doesn't want to. Dave wasn't expecting to meet some of the most strange yet weirdly interesting group of people, he was also not expecting to apparently fall for possibly the strangest of the few.

     

    ((I'm way too in love with Mute!Dave, I'm so sorry, I had to. I hope you like the story, I'm trying. Lmao, keyword is trying. Oh well.))

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    John Egbert is on his way to his Gra- She is not my grandmother.- Sigh....To the house of his aunt's mother. Man does he dislike her or what? Anyways, he meets a stupid- and I am not saying he is stupid because he has a learning disability, I'm saying he's stupid because he is rude and mean and unpleasant to be a round.- wolf who is by the way his stalker. After getting to her house and then leaving, he gets kidnapped by.........

    Disclaimer. Andrew Hussie everyone!

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