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    Dave and his family have been demons for almost a century. He, unlike his family, has turned away and shunned the life of cannibalistic hunt and gruesome murder. He would preferably like to live as normal as possible, even if that meant wearing sunglasses to hide his demonic features, and try to make the most out of his near immortal time on Earth.
    However, one night when he and his family had been hiding out in Oregon on terms with the Vantas' bloodline, a Demon hunter planned his family's murder.

    John Was orphaned at a very young age when a demon slipped into his home at the dead of night. Ever since then, he and his Uncle and Cousin have lived in the forested mansion deep in the heart of Oregon, traveling to different jobs around the country when called upon, and trained to kill monsters that threatened his family, or the lives of others.
    he had received word on a group of people who had been hiding out in a nearby town- where murders have been taking place.
    While set on killing what he had been taught were 'monsters,' he was trapped by a red eyed demon by the name of Dave Strider.

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    Did you know the butterfly effect? It's that theory that says that one small change in the past can have drammatic effects in the future. Now Imagine what could happen if the meteors that carry John, Rose, Dave and Jade had landed in the wrong place at the wrong time and, because of this, the wrong guardian will grow them. What will happen? I am the Sentry of Paradox Space and I will tell you a story about how a "little" mistake had almost destroyed the whole Paradox Space. (Part 1: how the Guardians found the children)

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    Anonymous said to naasssttttyyyyy: Hope this is on anon, sometimes its hard to tell on my phone. I wanted to ask if maybe you could write some nsfw JohnDave where Dave has a daddy kink and he accidentally slips up infront of John maybe talking in his sleep or whatever you fancy. Thank

    soft lmao. theyre like 17 ig

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    Anonymous said to naasssttttyyyyy: im a simple man who just wants human gamzee to bang john

    The title is a joke for 'kiss kiss fall in love" but I wasn't good at titles anyways.

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    It's 6 a.m. on a Tuesday morning- Dave and John have to tear themselves away from their precious dreamland to wake up and face the world. Together they consume breakfast and enjoy some light-hearted conversation before heading out the door for the school day.

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    A series of connected scenes about the Homestuck crew on Tellius.

    Dave is a cute baby crow.

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    You can assume your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are suffering from memory loss after falling down the stairs. What is this rapid heart beat? Who's causing it? The Scripts we're published, finally. I had them done, but thought I already did.

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    You could have said no.

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    Summary: John loses his daughter Casey in the crowd. He hopes he will find her in a nearby toy store.

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    My collection of fics for this year's JohnDave week.

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    Dr. Harley has been missing in action for three months. When his wife and student-slash-sorta-daughter hunt him down, they find a devil dog and a little girl who is alarmingly smart but not very articulate.

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    "You learned a long time ago never to give Vriska Serket a loan. She’s not the kind of girl who repays her debts—at least, not in currency."

    --

    John, Terezi, Dave, and Karkat have been together happily for years. Vriska ends up homeless, and they have a spare room in their house where she can stay for now. Poly adjustments ensue.

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    Things were a little bit hard to manage for Davesprite, being the result of an illegal cloning and splicing experiment gone horribly wrong. He'd been given to Dave to deal with, but things had worked somehow. He had the best boyfriend in the world, after all, and he just wanted to enjoy some intimacy with his boyfriend.

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    "Welcome to the land of the dead. You will never grow old, never need to sleep, and never die."
    John leapt at Jake, hands wrapping around the older man's neck and pinning him to the wall behind him, lifting Jake off of the floor completely.

    Ripped from his home and everything he knows, John Egbert traverses the country against his will with an immortal creature. His only chances of escape, of rescue, lie in the sarcastic lines of red text being sent to him over Pesterchum.

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    Hey look, an unrealistically happy post-Sburb AU! My specialty. Loosely based off of tumblr user shacklefunk's JohnDavesprite stuff that was probably posted a really long time ago, but I still think about it like all the time because it's so good.

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    Dave gets shoved in a locker at one of the worst times. If you know what I mean. Wink wonk.

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    You wake up with one third of your relationship off holing his stupid hipster ass up somewhere to write, but that's alright. Spending your day with Davesprite was probably the best use of time you could imagine.

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    John was a normal kid, until a spaceship crashed in his backyard.

    Karkat used to be a galactic soldier, until they saw his blood.

    Karkat crashes in John's backyard, and they become dysfunctional roommates

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    John is always there for you, and yet he doesn't seem to understand that you'll do the same things for him.

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    After Rose's death from breast cancer, it seemed as if Dave's world wasn't even real anymore. That is until he walked in the new flower shop across the road.

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