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    The Alternian Empire is used to dealing with aliens in its galactic campaign of conquest. At the height of its power and majesty, aided by the blessed eleven, this imperial engine encounters a lone spacecraft of unusual construction and disturbing occupants. For the first time in generations the trolls will meet their match. They simply haven't realized it yet.

    Not that any of this helps the humans onboard. They're still pretty screwed.

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    In which Karkat works at Hollywood Video and falls in love too easily. Bad movies are watched. Jelly donuts are eaten. Roommates do damage control.

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    "My back was burning and the moment I breathed in water my lungs were as well. I had no energy to fight the water to get back to the surface. I wanted to scream along with my lungs as I breathed in more of the sea water. As parts of my body went cold I saw a flash of blue"

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    Karkat, opening for him, glared until he spied his not really injured but definitely pitiful state. And rolled his eyes. "I knew you wanted to learn troll customs, but getting here like any other troll through ' hardships untold' or whatever, is ridiculous." Or, in Karkat-ese, you idiot, you're not bleeding to death and I can't tell if you're injured, but you look fine to me. "Get your fat sack seat inside."

     

    ((Lord love a duck, I'm so dreadfully sorry!))

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    Dave meets a homeless boy, and takes him in as his own. Insert love and mush.

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    It's not like he hadn't ever experienced it. John had been in all forms of relationships just trying to figure himself out. What does he like, what doesn't he. The only problem is that he felt nothing. So many different people, so many different personalities, but nothing ever happened.

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    Karkat takes a job as a counselor at a summer camp and has to multitask between watching the kids and dealing with one of the most infuriating co-workers you've ever had, John Egbert.

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    Dave just wants to make it through high school alive and John just wants nothing to do with him. Pranking wars, awkward Food's projects and the occasional bad pun is had and somewhere in between the two dorks end up falling in love.

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    Karkat's 'bundle of joy' sparks a whole slew of emotional conflict among his group of friends, making some of them confront their own problems. Now having to deal with even more emotional baggage and going through the miracles of life Karkat feels like he stepped right into a Soap Opera, or what like to call SoapOperastuck.

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    Maybe John should have just stayed at home and passed out candy to the little kids. But hey, haunted houses can't be that bad, right?

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    Day 01- Holding hands

    Dave loves John's hands.

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    These are very short and smutty things I've written while bored. I'm not too good at smut and it's my first time posting smut.

    1)JohnDave; Top!John
    2)Destiel; Morning Blowjobs
    3)Sterek; Rimming
    4)Sabriel; Riding/Topping from the bottom
    5)DirkJake; Vibrators
    6)Wincest-Dean/Sam: Butt Plugs

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    Just what it says on the box.

    2x2 compliant, not necessarily 2x2 canon.

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    Dirk Strider is living in the Aftermath of losing the only man he ever loved, will Dirk be able to pull himself together and move on, Maybe find happiness in his life again, or will Dirk let the pain he felt in his past define the rest of his life?

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    HSWC 2014, BR1. "Remember when the trio were stuck on the ship together and got surprisingly close in every manner?"

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    It's April 13th, 2013 and John Egbert's 15th birthday. And for this very special birthday, his dad is allowing him to adopt a troll! John is both excited and overwhelmed with this and almost can't choose, until he discovers something about a certain little red blooded troll that he simply can't ignore.

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    Sburb City is just your average town with average people and businesses and events and whatever else. It seems pretty peaceful at first, but of course every city has its own side of criminals! Humanstuck troll cops AU, characters are around 20 years of age.

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    With so many versions of themselves, they were bound to run into each other eventually.

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    Karkat asks John out on a human date. fluffy overload. ( i tried)

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    1
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