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    You've always heard about camps for the god tiered, you just never though you'd be going to one.

     

    In a dumb world where there are trolls, humans and god tiered humans, you fit into the last one of those categories.

    ((Also Johndave is the main ship but Dirkjake will be there and big because I cannot ever write something with Johndave without featuring Dirkjake))

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    7/?
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    45
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    You haven't heard from John in three years and now, by some miracle, your Bro has found him on the streets of your hometown.

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    You've left him hanging for three years. Now you've found him and its great, but you don't want to tell him about your past. You don't know how he would react.

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    I have been called many names; Angel, freak, nephillim, demon, archangel, satan, and much more. I am none of those. I am a mutant. I was born with white as snow, soft as silk wings.

    My name is Johnathon Egbert, and this is only a small part of it all.

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    6/?
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    83
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    6
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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had.

    Little do you know, though, that you're literally entering an epic of space and time, of joy and sorrow, of hilarity and sobriety, and that it'll change your lives. Is it for the better? Is it for the worse? You will have to decide for yourselves.

    Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on various aspects of Homestuck (see clarification).

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    1
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    Will be a collection of drabbles that i thought were cute/interesting.
    There will be sadstuck and other stuff but no major things.
    These are merely for inspiration.

    These will have nothing to do with Sburb or the actual story line.

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    2/?
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    John and Karkat are high school roommates during their first year at A.H Prep, and we all know there's a storm before a (really gay, sunshiny) rainbow.
    Feelings get complicated, and they get complicated fast.

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    11/?
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    37
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    2
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    John's had enough of having nothing to do at home. Online shopping only satisfies him for so long. He decides to go visit his sugar daddy at work to entertain himself.

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    In the aftermath of the peaceful alliance between humans and trolls, one lonely starship struggles to provide tech support in a galaxy that just wants too much drama for its own good.

    One Sollux Captor, captain of said starship, gets caught up in a mystery that goes WAY beyond his job description.

    He also tries desperately not to find love in this galaxy, and of course runs face first into it.

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    9/?
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    59
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    12
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    689
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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.

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    Chapters:
    95/?
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    Which is how you ended up here, wearing a 90 dollar white gold labret under your lip, and fucking 700 dollar amber plugs. There are perfectly preserved insects trapped in the amber and dead things are kind of your shtick so, obviously, you needed them. James was only happy to oblige. The guy spoils you rotten. Not only with jewelry and clothes out the ass(not to mention the hefty allowances on top of that) but with absolutely mind-blowing sex as well.

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    "Can I count your freckles?" the brunette asked, his smile growing larger. Dave opened his eyes and snorted.

    "John that is literally impossible."

    I'm sososo bad at making a summary

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

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    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    37/?
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    A bit of Zombiestuck? Had this idea stuck in my head for a few days and decided to see where this goes! Hope you enjoy

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    4/?
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    A Homestuck AU, in which the game never happened; three trolls were conscripted, then became deserters. Now, all of them are on the run as they try to prepare to take down a twisted regime. While not forgetting they are in the best sweeps of their lives. Followup to "Reprise".

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    Chapters:
    50/?
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    I'm called the female version of Hussie for a reason.

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    It's hard, raising a kid on your own in a world where your skin doesn't fit quite right, where you have dreams of another place and time, where you swear you don't belong. It's hard, and nobody understands. Well. Almost nobody.

    Featuring Strilonde shenanigans in a post-game universe.

    This story is a sequel to/takes place concurrently with Neverwere. Can be read separately, or see Notes for an option to read both stories at once with the chapters interleaved in chronological order.

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    Chapters:
    29/30
    Comments:
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    10
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    The U.S. thought at first it was something that spread like H1N1, but something more severe brought in from another country--that it was something that could be fixed...They were so, so wrong. It became widely spread around the planet and you had to move out of Houston since the Corrupted wandered into town. That was thirty days ago.

    Thirty days and death is still new to you.

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    11/?
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    Rose Lalonde is blonde, overly obsessed with knitting, reads too much erotic wizard fanfiction, and has a huge crush on her best friend Kanaya. Who is an alien. Probably should of mentioned that beforehand. She's also a vampire. Sorry.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    15
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    38
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    3
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    In a world where trolls and humans live alongside each other, Dave Strider and John Egbert have two different approaches to inter-species relationships.

    OR

    The one where Karkat dates John, Gamzee hates Dave and the two human boys learn that troll genetic material is more calorific than its human counterpart.

    UPDATE: I added two new chapters, this fic actually contains kink material now.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    34
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    3
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    Why does everything bad happen to me? That's the question karkat asks himself when he comes home one night to find his roomates best friend sleeping in his bed. The worst part is the moron will be staying in his room until his apartment is repaired. Oh joy.
    Could this day get any better?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    11
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    49

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