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    "I'm sorry I lied to you."
    "Why'd you do it?"
    "I didn't know how to tell you. I didn't feel the need to, since it wasn't who I was, anyways."
    "Why did you run away, then?"
    "What the fuck are we playing? Twenty questions?"
    "Just answer the God damn questions, Dave."
    "I just... I just had to."
    "No, no you didn't."

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    12/?
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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    13/?
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    John, for the most part, has been very alone for the last 2 1/2 years. Once his father was gone, he ran.

    When he meets a strange man around his age one day, he accepts the offer he is given and goes off to meet his new best friend, his mysterious brother, the strange group of people that visits once every two months and maybe a little something else he never expected to find.

     

    WILL UPDATE WEEKLY!

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    John x Striders!
    Some will be drabbles and some will be full length. Enjoy!

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    3/30
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    When the meteor was set on it's long journey, Sollux stayed behind. Karkat is now an emotional mess because of this and never wants to wake up.

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    4/?
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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    5/?
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    1
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    Anonymous asked: Jade discovers that every time she orgasms one of her limbs vanishes (legs, then arms). She also discovers she has an amputee fetish and becomes incredibly horny.

    The combination of Jade losing a limb when she orgasms and her being turned on by not having said limb anymore is not conducive to Jade keeping her remaining limbs for very long.

    Featuring multiple endings (3 so far).

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    A collection of small sadstuck headcanons, or other headcanons I can't get out of my head.
    Roxy and her view on the world, Dirks heart breaking over and over again, Jake and just how scared he ist of losing what he found.

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    3/?
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    John Joestar goes to college, meets friends and almost gets murdered several times by people with magic ghosts. It's OK though, he gets a magic ghost to make up for it. [Jojo's Bizarre Adventure AU set in the modern day]

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    35/?
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    6
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    The Heir Of Breath's adventure truly starts after the credits where he must listen to the Heart and the Mind.

    A little something I've been thinking about since the credits and I've finally given up and started writing it.

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    16/?
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    John and Karkat deal with Karkat's pregnancy.

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    When Dave calls at three am, completely wasted, of course John goes to get him. Because he's an awesome friend like that. But in his early morning drunkness, Dave tries to tell him he wants to be more than that. Badly.

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    Four separate teenagers are ready to go on their Pokemon journeys, each hoping to meet the other and experiencing the thrill of adventure as they go along.

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    12/?
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    All my fills from the bonus rounds! These will be posted slowly. Also, they're from four years ago.

    Some of them might be expanded on, eventually.

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    18/?
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    This is an audio transcript of the second unaired episode of Cutthroat Kitchen in a dream bubble right before the events of endgame. The intentions of Jane may or may not be influenced by the Betty Crocker company. Viewer discretion of (mostly) bleeped swears is advised.

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    3/?
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    John somehow teleported all the remaining trolls and the Alpha and beta kids to the Harry Potter world.

     

    This will be in alternating POVs

    The characters may be a bit OOC, but that is only because I want to bring out the freaking adorabloodthirstiness of Karkat. Oh yeah I also made the Mayor kind of human, he looks and acts the same as when he was on the meteor, but to people of the Harry Potter universe he looks human.

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    4/?
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    24
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    The Light at the end of the tunnel; it's different then you expected.

    Limbo is a place where waking up lost with a bad case of amnesia is apparently commonplace. That doesn't make it any easier for you. There's a lot more going on than you know, although that isn't saying much because you don't know much of anything beyond blue text and big bright blue eyes. Your new friends are hiding things from you, and no matter how much of yourself you uncover in this place, you never seem to know what's actually happening.

    It's all a little confusing isn't it John?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    1
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    11
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    2
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    109
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    Dating a multi-billionaire director is hard. Being pregnant with a multi-billionaire director’s kid is harder. Missing your multi-billionaire director while being pregnant with his kid is probably not the situation you wished to be in, but here you are.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and no one told you life was gonna be this gay.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    18
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    50
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    5
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    New Gods are crowned in the city; their flowers have broken your rods;
    They are merciful, clothed with pity, the young compassionate Gods.
    But for me their new device is barren, the days are bare;
    Things long past over suffice, and men forgotten that were.
    Time and the Gods are at strife; ye dwell in the midst thereof.

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    Jade thinks they've won, and earned their happy ending - until Aradia starts haunting her. And Aradia is nothing if not persistent when it comes to a good haunt.

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    English
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    1/1
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    1
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    11
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    15
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    3
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    117

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