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    Ugh. Your head hurts.
    You're lying on the floor of your block with no idea how or why or when you got here.
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    This isn't just a slight appearance change, it looks like a complete species change. How did this happen to you, and how do you fix it?

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    2/?
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    3
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    10
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    Dave and Rose are an unstoppable pair of detectives. Rose is an expert puzzle-solver, especially when the puzzles are people, and Dave's neurotype helps him be an exceptional interrogator. But when they hit a run of dead-end cases, is Rose just losing her grip when she insists there's a superhuman killer on the loose? Weekly updates (roughly). Tags subject to change.

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    15/?
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    26
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    2
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    In which the Alternian Empire invades Earth in a spectacular exchange of violence, language, and culture. Told from the perspective of one human male and an adolescent Troll Mutant escaping his fate on his home planet. Includes insurmountable language barriers, injury and death at the hands of the savage trolls, comrade over fear for the humans' new overlords, and overwhelming odds that the human's leg will not make it in their desperate escape to a remote Earthian island.

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    2/?
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    4
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    9
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    1
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    Your name is Skye Scarlet and you started a game of Sburb with your friends, but ended up being ripped out of there and transfered to the Alpha/Beta kids/trolls' games. That Divergence completely ruins their games, but you find a way to save them before it's too late. The exit you found might not exactly be what you were expecting tho...

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    1/?
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    3
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    Dirk wakes up from a nightmares and John uses Breath powers to get him to calm down again. Just. Fluff. Have some fluff.

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    1/1
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    1
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    You can deal with this. You can handle whatever else this universe had to throw at you. All you had to do now was show people that your being special and famous and, damn, some kind of savior, didn’t mean you didn’t have normal wizard problems.

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    English
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    3/?
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    13
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    59
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    12
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    582
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    In which John Egbert attempts to put the power he gained through shenanigans to good(?) use. Namely, removing the source of most of Dave's trauma.

    Nobody said retconning a person out of existence was easy. Or the right thing to do, morally.

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    567
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    7
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    51
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    A High School AU where John is a quarterback for the football team, and Tavros is...Tavros.

    I had to.

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    Chapters:
    20/?
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    8
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    13
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    "You know what I'm looking forwards to the most, Carter?" He asks.

    "No, what?" You ask back.

    "Not having lived the same damn year three times over," he smiles, a rare, genuine one. "Sure, I've lived it in different places, and gone to different places... but I don't know what's coming next after today and I'm EXCITED."

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    English
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    95,861
    Chapters:
    22/?
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    304
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    31
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    3
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    786
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    Karkat has a mini panic attack and John introduces Karkat to snow. Johnkat and Dave also built a snowman.

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    1/1
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    4
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    1/1
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    5
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    Alternia has come to a peace treaty with Earth. But along with that treaty came about the birth of a sick business that involved the worst of the worst Alternian criminals to be sold as 'sentient sex toys' to Earth's most rich and famous. The condescension's sick way of getting rid of 'pests' while earning 'profit'.

    And as a troll with the blood of the lowest of all blood castes, where your very existence is a crime of the highest treason, there is no other fate you know.

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    "How can I not fall in love with the first person who's ever treated me with so much love and care? Tell me Kanaya, how can I leave a person like that?"

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    8/?
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    Bookmarks:
    15
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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    28/?
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    “Sir, look.. Can’t you just help a chap out?”

    Tap, tap, tap, light push, and a small wiggle of his boot with a large hand.

    To clarify things he wasn’t trying to be a douche by not answering him and to give him credit he had said something when he first came in asking where the back lounge and offices were to which the answer was a quick:
    “Follow the doors that say ‘Offices’ I’m busy.”

    That answer had seemed to work when the voice had left... for about three minutes.

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    TL:DR: Dirk is hired in to make sure the stage equipment is set up for a concert for a few bands playing that night, one of whom are the Wild Pumpkins, a band where Jake's the Guitarist.

    Jam Fic.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    8
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    51
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    7
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    590
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    Dave Strider is the cool one, with shape-shifting abilities and a smart attitude.
    John Egbert is the funny one, with an arsenal of pranks and a people friendly attitude that slides suspicions off him. Together, they are unstoppable and a teacher's worst nightmare.

    A story of love and friendship as two boys grow up together, live their life together and die together.

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    English
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    37,390
    Chapters:
    21/?
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    15
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    58
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    9
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    753
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    "John works on his stand-up routine, Rose finally writes a book – they all try their best to put the past behind them.
    Except for Terezi.
    Terezi waits for Vriska to come home."

    Or, grief is hard, especially if you're the only one grieving.

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    English
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    11,198
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    1/1
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    11
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    Scenes from So It Goes from other character's POVs or just random stuff. Written from prompts on Tumblr and updated when I've got the hankering for it.

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    English
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    42,764
    Chapters:
    116/116
    Comments:
    771
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    1151
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    77
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    14958
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    They started this game to die. The continue playing to live.
    (Or something like this)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/17
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    1
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    The coffee shop was tucked away in a troll neighborhood, but the new subway line brought more humans than expected. Nepeta didn't mind the little mammals, and definitely didn't mind the boost in business, but when one of them makes her see spades... Well, no one said hatemance was easy.

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    English
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    19,522
    Chapters:
    6/?
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    4
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    36
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    4
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    243
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    Kankri can't date unless his brother, Karkat, dates first, so Kankri's wooer (Cronus) pays the school's cool kid to go out with Karkat. Things can't go wrong, right?
    A story about a very unique way to fall in love and get yourself a boyfriend.

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    English
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    6,764
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    456

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