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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.
    Now with links to the beginning of each act in the chapter 1 notes.

    Language:
    English
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    113,896
    Chapters:
    114/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2435
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    Once upon a time in the land of Skaia there was a witch named Rose Lalonde. She was the greatest witch ever. Of all time. But when darkness threatens to take over the world, she is put to the ultimate test and must embark on a quest of epic proportions to defeat the Four Evil Mages. Along the way she meets some cool people, blows some stuff up, and maybe finds love.

    Language:
    English
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    94,066
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    31
    Kudos:
    81
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1854
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    Dave Strider was most definitely not fine. In fact, he was pretty sure he had just woken up at the scene of his own murder.

    (Alternate Title: The Dead May Shed No Tears + Bonus Terezi Title: Corpses Don't Cry)

    Language:
    English
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    20,421
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    88
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    1102
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    Cold.
    Everything was cold. He was vaguely aware there was snow on the ground around him, white and very wet, but he could barely feel it. He knew it was cold because it didn't melt. He knew it was cold because passerby's breaths were coming out in cloudy white puffs.
    But his breath wasn't like theirs. His was shallow, without warmth. No steam, just air.

    Most people don't get second chances in life. Some don't even try for one. Right when he'd given up all hope of living, he found friendship. Opening his eyes to a blank canvas that was soon blooming with colors.
    A story on how one Tavros Nitram finds life, finds laughter, and--most of all--finds love.

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    English
    Words:
    56,729
    Chapters:
    9/30
    Comments:
    67
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1042
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    81,625
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    165
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    2405
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    trans tech guy trips and falls in love w/ the new kid, who happens to be aromantic. hilarity ensues, maybe

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    English
    Words:
    1,216
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    25
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    Life is full of hard and unexpected obstacles. These 18 friends are taking on the world together.

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    27,071
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    237
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    At Alternia high, there are three social circles.
    There’s the sports kids.
    Then you’ve got the nerds.
    And then there are the stoners. Acidheads, burnouts, loners, punks.
    In which Dave does acid, John is kind of a nerdy stoner and Jade's kind of annoying but John loves her for it anyway.

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    English
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    1,799
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Hits:
    16
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    In which Rose is a human with an abusive mother and Kanaya is a mermaid that has been watching over her for years.

    --Updating as often as i can--

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,727
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    51
    Kudos:
    126
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    1486
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    this ones for the sleepless nights, the keepsakes, and hoping for a better ending.

    Language:
    English
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    5,000
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    108
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    “They go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent”¦ Owing to past neglect, in the face of the plainest warnings, we have entered upon a period of danger. The era of procrastination, of half measures, of soothing and baffling expedience of delays, is coming to its close. In its place we are entering a period of consequences”¦. We cannot avoid this period, we are in it now”¦”
    - Winston Churchill, November 12, 1936

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,650
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    88
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    Rose is a ballerina. The best Skaia Dance School has to offer, in fact. To her, hip-hop and new, alternitave-style dancers are the lowest of low. They dance to modern music, mindless noise, and she can't stand how the school brings them in.

    Jade scores a dance scholarship to Skaia Dance School, suddenly taken from her life of dancing (and living) on the streets to a prestigious boarding school.
    Now, if only she could figure out why the pretty ballerina hates her guts.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,924
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    139
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    ==> You are Dave Strider and you are going through hell and back. Fortunately you got yourself a helpful little goblin friend by the name of Karkat who actually wants you to get better.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,694
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    159
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1512
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    It was the game that started it all. A simple retro game that looked innocent enough as it started out.

    Jade walked into the kitchen, yawning. It was early morning and she'd promised the others a picnic the night before and she was not about to disappoint. As she turned on the light's in the kitchen, she became aware of another presence behind her, every instinct told her to run, and she was afraid she might've jumped a little, but when she turned, it was John, standing there with a blank look on his face, smiling slightly. She nearly smiled in relief, but her smile dropped.

    Whatever had possessed John to carry around an axe?

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    English
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    8,092
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    19
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    221
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    127,035
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    210
    Kudos:
    160
    Bookmarks:
    28
    Hits:
    3715
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    Read it?
    The first few chapters is me playing around with POV's

    Language:
    English
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    7,368
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    204
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    Yeah you can't fight the tears that ain't comin',
    Or the moment of truth in your lies
    When everything feels like the movies
    Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive

    And I don't want the world to see me
    'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
    When everything's made to be broken
    I just want you to know who I am

     

    Time takes care of everything. Right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,522
    Chapters:
    7/32
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    20
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    180
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    The Trolls thought they were coming home, but Earth had a different answer. A hundred years later the solar system is divided by the War between Humanity and Trollkind. Brother of the human diplomat, Dave Strider struggles to fit into a world of hate. Karkat Vantas’ anger destroys everything in his path after his cousin’s failed rebellion. And Terezi Pyrope is caught between polar opposites.
    The War is a Homestuck AU which is a result of a lot of worldbuilding, which will be revealed as the story progresses.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,067
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    127
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    97,370
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    113
    Kudos:
    169
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    3992
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    Dave is a local rapper starting to make it big, Sollux is his DJ, and Karkat is a university student who's stressed out, sexually confused and experimenting in as many ways as possible.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    24,366
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    771

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