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    He’s talking, once you’ve sorted through the usual facetious insults and weird slang, like he’s got something important to tell you.

    Something urgent.

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    Literally, It's a story where Terezi sleeps with everyone (not at the same time) and takes a piece of clothing from each of them

    Relationships added as chapters add on!

    Totally was going to change the title but its a perfect title

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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    John Egbert is a few weeks into his freshman year at the first interspecies college in the nation. As a xenology major, his studies focus on the ways of troll culture, and this leads him to an interest in his sexy troll TA.

    With the continued segregation and discrimination against the new species, relationships between humans and trolls are all but forbidden. Will our heroes succeed in bridging the gap between species? What kinds of trouble will they get into along the way?

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    What a generic au. The life of the one and only Dave Strider in which he falls in love with, surprise surprise, John Egbert. My angsty rambles flooded with melodramatic reactions and far too much sarcasm

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    31/?
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    John Egbert was away on business for four months when he met Dave Strider in Houston, Texas. He showered Dave with gifts, loyalty, and money, not intending to do him any harm. When he returned to Olympia, Washington, he also returned to his six year old daughter, Casey. Since being back in his hometown, John’s developed a form of separation anxiety because of the younger man and tries to come back into his life. Dave shut him out of his life completely, but begins having second thoughts when he suddenly receives a letter in the mail from his past lover… Who just so happens to be returning to Houston.

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    Dave's first movie is premiering in New York, Dave and Bro both bought rings, lots of fluff and presumably some smut at some point

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    Join Princess Twilight Sparkle, Feliciano "Italy" Vargas and John Egbert as they review the worst and worst their fandoms have to offer!

    Episode 1: "Homestuck High"

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    tbh I probably wont continue this one. It's about a mysterious person who writes about his journey through SBURB. (lol its john)

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had. Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on cherub biology.

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    Not surprisingly, the supply of fit, sound of mind, willing siblings to pilot Jaegers is short. This is where academies designed to train new pilot candidates come in. Jade Harley, one of only 28 people to actually graduate from Pilot School in her year and be considered to pilot a Jaeger, has to learn people skills fast if she's going to be compatible enough with someone to actually pass above the other candidates and pilot a Jaeger. This isn't easy when most of her peers look down upon someone like her, who had to rely on good grades and dead parents (instead of money) to get into the academies in the first place. She tries her very best to be someone the other girls can like and maybe make a friend, but ends up getting an unexpected lesson on what companionship really means -- hopefully before the final exam!

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    The U.S. thought at first it was something that spread like H1N1, but something more severe brought in from another country--that it was something that could be fixed...They were so, so wrong. It became widely spread around the planet and you had to move out of Houston since the Corrupted wandered into town. That was thirty days ago.

    Thirty days and death is still new to you.

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    You haven't heard from John in three years and now, by some miracle, your Bro has found him on the streets of your hometown.

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    You've left him hanging for three years. Now you've found him and its great, but you don't want to tell him about your past. You don't know how he would react.

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    "Cause I don't wanna fight no more. Even when the waves get rough. I don't wanna see the day we say we've had enough. And I don't wanna fight this war. Bullets coming off our lips. But we stick to our guns and we love like battleships."
    A new era has fallen upon Albion and its new brand of Heroes. John is at the center of it all with a troll whose come along to finally fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he wanted to be all along.

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    13/?
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    The bars on your cage rattle when he gets forcibly thrown in the cage beside the blind girl, his body slamming against the concrete with a yelp. He looks up at the man in white with fury in his amber eyes. “This is wrong. This is inhumane.”

    The man in white crouches in front of Karkat, his bright green eyes even with the troll’s as he spits, “Then it’s a good thing you’re not human.” A syringe you didn’t see before gets plunged into Karkat’s thigh, his eyes widening before lethargically sliding shut, his limp form dropping to the floor of the cage.

    edit: title change

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    A strange poem that popped into my head.

    Trigger warning: strange words, no specific ship, blood bashing, character bashing, romance, freeform.

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    1/1
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    After the death of Aradia Megido, the lives of all her friends are changed drastically.

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    18/?
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    5
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    Living and growing up on the streets is hard, especially when you're broke. Some make it out better than others, and some not so much. Especially not the Sufferer's. They have it the worse. When the Condescenders come in and make Hell a living thing for them, things get very intense and real, especially when the Condescenders' leader goes missing. Fingers get pointed at the wrong people and toes will be stepped on.

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    8/?
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    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    176
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    41
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    2672

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