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    my brain: hey, lets start a davekat story but filled with most of the characters interacting and the davekat build is slow.

    Yes, This is a shitty humanstuck high school au where most characters are still alive and they talk to each other.

    SHIT HAPPENS IN THE COMPUTER LAB

    There will be abuse,angst, and life lessons taught.

    Dont worry, there will be a happy ending!!

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    Manual reproduction used to be the primary way of troll breeding. Though over the years, more and more wrigglers were born with dysfunctional genetic chambers. Chambers that were only able to retain the slurry for a moderate amount of time before seeing it's uselessness and ejecting it from the body. The empress and her advisors saw this as a very big impending threat, and soon developed the pail and mothergrub system. They were determined to keep their species alive and plentiful. Soon enough the sightings of a natural breeder were beyond rare, and those left were seen as treasures, beautiful and nearly god-like. They were only seen with jadebloods, cared for and protected by them. And when the last few had died out, the tales of natural breeders were only heard of in the history books of jade-blooded school feedings.

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    stuff to keep my fic, "is it a bird? is it a plane? no. it's four kids who wanted nothing to do with this." alive! (otherwise known as is it a bird?)

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    The alphas were the dominant breed, and were able to form a bond with either a beta or an omega, if they ever found one. Alpha and alphas bonds were rare, even more so than an alpha bonding with an omega. 
The betas were the people who were tagged as ‘normal’. They could only form a bond with an alpha, and never with an omega. They made up a little bit over half the population.
    The omegas were somewhat rare, only making up about 10% of the population. They were considered low-class, and older people discriminated against them.
    No one wanted to be an omega, as they were the ones pushed around and dominated. Most people wanted to be presented as a beta, as many couldn’t handle the stress of an alpha, who would have to maintain their territory. Most omegas were unhappy with their title.

    John Egbert was an exception.

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    Your name is John Egbert and you don't know how much longer you can maintain this facade. Your peers ridicule you, your dad hates you and you can barley hold onto the small thread of sanity you have left. What will happen when a mysterious new student named Dave forces his way into John's life?

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    god fucking damn it

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    After making a bet with Strider, Karkat makes it his mission to figure out what quadrant they're in. They do find out, eventually - in very fun ways.

    Explicit warnings will be on chapters with explicit content.

    Act 1: A Bet Made In Haste - Chapters 1-16
    Act 2: Terminal Trials and Errors - Chapters 18-???

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    Dave had three friends.
    Those three friend happen to have absconded the fuck out during the summer.
    Which logically leads to the logical conclusion that Dave should probably hold on to the shouty bi guy everybody knows and like and who happen to hate him, because reasons. (meddling teachers reasons)
    Well, not like people like him on average, but whatever.

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    Dirk isn't always the best influence on Dave. Shenanigans ensue.

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    A girl finds herself in the Land Of Wind And Shade, the land ruled by the young hero, "John Egbert."
    The two visit a nearby inn for the night to rest before going to find clues on how to return home. But the night doesn't go exactly to plan.
    ♚[© 2016 | Emily Jones]♛

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    For the last two years, Dave and Rose have been living together, and it has been working out quite well. That is, until Dave killed her cat and she brought it back to life using the powers of a demon. And then she has a terrible idea and the rest of her friends have to deal with the consequences.

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    "I'm going to enlist," He says, and you're almost numb, actually hearing the words.

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    It's the zombie apocalypse and Dirk is alone. Everyone else is dead. The narrator seems to be bored and has nothing else to do.

    But the phone rings.

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    Welcome.

    My OC is Kacy Harlot, but don't ask questions because it's like half developed and specifically only used for this fic.

    Aight. Ummm, JohnDave, and some strange witch.

     

    STEAMPUNKSTUCK. <33

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    Rose goes to her local coffee shop and meets someone new.

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    The summoning spell was supposed to pull some dark servant from the depths of the Void to be her new familiar. Unfortunately, when you do it wrong, it's easy to get something completely different - even a sky spirit.

    A weirdly-human-looking, kind of obnoxious sky spirit at that. But as a novice witch, Rose has to take all the help she can get...

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    Demons are supposed to feel nothing but how they are assigned to their jobs. Dave Strider is supposed to forget his human emotions besides anger and lust. Until one assignment leaves him feeling something else, towards John Egbert. Down his way he finds out more than what the human had seemed, and what he had never known about himself before.

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    Dave Strider has been in love with his best friend John Egbert for as long as he can remember, and when he realizes he'll never love him back, his teenage heart hits rock bottom.
    He changes habits and friends, and starts healing in his own terms.
    But when he finally thinks he's safe from the cruel claws of love, life's spins nudge him towards someone new.

    A story about learning to love right. Not a love triangle.

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    Défi des 100 thèmes sur le couple John/Karkat.

    Thème 1: Introduction.
    Quand John pose des questions, et que Karkat y répond...

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    Dave Strider is spending four weeks at a summer camp that he know is gonna suck. On the first day he meets John Egbert and maybe the summer will suck a little less. Now he just have to keep the fact that he's trans a secret.
    [Moved from fanfiction.net to this site]

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