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    Dream-sharing. A highly illegal little industry in which agents delve into people's dreams and unearth their deepest secrets and memories. And the Strider-Lalondes are the best in the business.

    Until Dirk Strider gets his fool ass trapped within the confines of his own subconscious, with his Auto-Responder playing malicious prison warden. To save him, it's going to take a team of the world's most talented dreamers to save him.

    Backed by the token rich friend, lead by the surliest extractor ever bribed out of retirement, haunted by the shade of the l8est and gr8est agent in the biz, and on the run through a dangerous tiered dream in a hostile mind, it's going to take a miracle to pull this one off.

    Oh Orpheus, sing to me all night...

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    Karkat is sick of John choosing terrible movies for the two of them to watch together.

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    A series of JohnDave one-shots from A to Z varying in rating.

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    Life is boring on the meteor. You, Karkat Vantas, just wish you could get off already. It's almost been three human years and you're still wallowing in the sadness of the past. Not enough for the others to worry, but still.
    You decide to go get lost (quite literally) since it's the only interesting thing to do. Then shit goes down.

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    6/?
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    No... No. No no no. No no no no no! No please, this can't be happening! Please don't let this be happening! God, no, anything but this!

    Your name is Dirk Strider and you've been enjoying a normal afternoon walking through the woods of this new world until... Until you stopped dead in your tracks at the sight of your brother lying in a pool of his own blood with his sword through his chest.

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    They both thought their times at Hogwarts would be relatively normal: make friends, learn magic, and later on, graduate and get jobs in the wizarding world. But Karkat Vantas and Dave Strider never expected to be part of something bigger.

    In their first year alone, what sort of challenges will these two face to not only bring them closer together, but bring them one step closer to saving the wizarding world- even the muggle world- as we know it? And what do their eyes have to do with it?

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    1/?
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    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." - Mark Twain

    When John's prom plans are compromised by Teen Romance, he finds himself at the centre of an elaborate plot to make sure that he gets what he wants- even if it means stepping on a few toes. It was supposed to be no strings attached, a big lead-up and a quick cut. These things are never that simple.

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    10/?
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    Somewhere in a world of darkness, a young boy stands in his room, ready to Awaken to the Truth: Magick is real.

    And yes, Magick with a k.

    Truth Until Paradox.

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    21/?
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    5
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    They are not people--they are animals, they are experiments. Their only purpose is to prove their worth or be eliminated. They are the future of mankind.

    And they're going to fight back.

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    It started in the Fall, the trees had begun fading into fiery, vibrant oranges and yellows. It smells like rain and cigarette smoke. The sun kisses the horizon at an earlier hour now, the sky melts into orange, gold, and red hues. The air is soft and light, and it kisses your face with a cool, beautiful familiarity.

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    An AU in which the world is black and white until you meet your soulmate.

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    1/?
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    AU where everyone is a troll and Jade gets transferred to a threshecutioner fleet ship to work as a bioweapons specialist. Take a guess who also works on that ship.

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    19/?
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    Try as he might, Dave could never remember anything from the first four years of his life. He could remember the fifth, sixth, and parts of the seventh with more clarity than he could remember last week, but the first four years were all but lost to the unending stream of time.

    A dead Queen. A missing King. The forces of Prospit and Derse are at war on two fronts--with each other, and with the deadly, enigmatic forces of the Furthest Ring from the north. Naturally, a whole bunch of teenagers are responsible for fixing everything.

    [[Steampunk-esque, pseudo-modern kingdom AU. Essentially Modern Fantasy, with tropes of medieval fantasy. Centred mainly on the eight kids, specifically the Strilondes. Trolls gradually added to tags as they appear.]]

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    8/?
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    It's April 13th, 2013 and John Egbert's 15th birthday. And for this very special birthday, his dad is allowing him to adopt a troll! John is both excited and overwhelmed with this and almost can't choose, until he discovers something about a certain little red blooded troll that he simply can't ignore.

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    27/?
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    This dream you have almost every night is really getting on your nerves.

     

    IM SORRY YOU GUYS, I CLICKED POST INSTEAD OF EDIT BECAUSE IM SUCH A DUMB

    PLEASE WAIT JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE UNTIL THE OFFICIAL RELEASE

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    1/?
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    When Dave moves to Washington, he expects to spend the summer alone in his room until school starts. But when he stumbles on the sandlot, he discovers a baseball team needing just one more player. He gets dragged into the mix, but there's just one problem: he knows absolute dicksquat about the game.

    Luckily, John, the high school's best baseball player, swoops in to help.

    (this is basically a sandlot/baseball au. happy summer!)

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    2/?
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    Sburb City is just your average town with average people and businesses and events and whatever else. It seems pretty peaceful at first, but of course every city has its own side of criminals! Humanstuck troll cops AU with shenanigans, characters are around 20 years of age.

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    23/?
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    John is particularly upset because of trans boy things, and Karkat, concerned, tries to comfort him by making him brownies and tea and watching shitty movies with him and cuddling and kissing him until his shitty dysphoria-causing, bleeding, throbbing genitalia aren't even on his mind anymore.

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    An AU idea from Alex (egossweetheart on tumblr). In a world where there is so sburb or sgrub, the Alpha Earth and Beta Alternia timelines converge. Karkat is an escaped war prisoner, leader of a failed lowblood rebellion. Dave is a single father fighting capitalism and the colonization of Earth, who unfortunately remembers the alternate timeline with the games due to God Tier Shenanigans. Together, they fight a war neither asked for, and reopen wounds they didn't know existed.

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    1/?
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    Sakura Jaypop is a troll w a luv 4 anime and her bff like anime 2. she has a big crush on karkat but she dont know of he like her back. also she has to save the world b4 its destroeoed. will karkat ever luv sakura!???2??2???? will her and her friends save da world????? read this fic to find out!1!1!!!1!111

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    8/?
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    Your name is Dirk Strider; you’re seventeen years old and are the only heir to the throne.
    Long story short you are the Prince of the Hearts kingdom.
    You had a twin brother but you would rather not dwell on that thought right now, since the memories of him are laced with anger, guilt and sorrow.

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    19,691
    Chapters:
    11/?
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    33
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    97
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    10
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