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    vantas,
    did you seriously tell john on me?
    prick.
    -ds

    (A story told in letters from rivals, friends, and lovers)

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    Défi des 100 thèmes sur le couple John/Karkat.

    Thème 1: Introduction.
    Quand John pose des questions, et que Karkat y répond...

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    There once lived 4 neighboring kingdoms. The Heart, Diamond, Club, and Spade Kingdoms lived together in peace until the Spade Kingdom suddenly declared war on every kingdom. The king desires to obtain the Sacred Jewels of each kingdom for his queen. The three kingdoms sought the help of the Troll's Kingdom. Along the way, relationships develop, powers are discovered, and bonds are created. Will the Spade Kingdom get what they want or will the Trolls and humans stop them? Read to find out.

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    A long war has raged between Prospit and Derse for centuries. With the High Rulers off to battle in the field, the Low Rulers have been left behind to run their kingdoms and wage their own wars. It's a war without reason - that any of the Low Rulers can remember, at least - and one that doesn't seem to have an end.

    The High Prince is mad. The Low Knight wants to escape. The High Seer wants an end. The Low Heir is the key.

    In the end, it's a mess of romance and a division of the ages that leads to a potential end to the war, and a possible happily ever after.

    ...Unless the High Prince has anything to do with it.

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    In Which A Young Hero Leads A Six Person Team With Intention To Stop A Former Friend Of Hers With Ambitions To Take Control Of The World; Each Main Character Gets Their Own Separate Character Growth Arc; Two Heroes Have A Sexually Ambiguous Relationship With The Villain; A Minor Is Lured Into Evil; A Secondary Character Gets Into Numerous Dangerous Situations; There Are 524 Explosions; 7 Inventions Used As Weapons; 3 Kisses; Multiple Polyamorous Relationships; 4 Characters With Physical Disabilities; Two Plot Important Jackets; Zero Clowns

    Originally started as a joke, but gets serious fast. Please consider reading up to chapter 4 if you're not sure about it. Comprised mostly of gay angst and bad decisions.

    Not a single word of this was written in 2016.

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    I tried to do a 365 day challenge but found I had no time, what with school and everything. This is being renovated to just be a fluffy and Angst one shot story collection. It will have stories from multiple fandoms. Requests are welcome!

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    A PMMM-style magical kid world with the post-scratch trolls & beta kids.
    I might write this sometime ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, you're eighteen years old, and you work at a weird novelty shop known as Mage's Emporium. Your friend and coworker, John, has some sort of weird fascination with hooking you up with his friend, Dave, and you are not having any of this shit. None of it. You will not touch this shit with a fifty-mile pole, and that is most definitely the end of the story.

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a tattoo artist and a bored novelty store cashier, as instigated by a guy with $200 riding on said relationship.

    EDIT (10 JANUARY 2017): I want this fic to be as accurate and respectful as possible! If you're Deaf or HoH and see any problems, please let me know! My goal is to help diversify fanfic, not offend people.

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    Literally just Homestuck characters' faces edited onto Chuck Tingle cover art.

    I regret nothing.

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    Incubus John talks a lot and Dave plays twenty questions

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    we d0n't kn0w what's g0ing 0n. a few days ag0, they t00k us t0 this strange place. n0w they want us t0 fight each 0ther. t0 kill each 0ther! we're friends. we can't d0 that. s0 we're g0ing t0 sh0w them: they have n0 p0wer 0ver us.

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    Being a land-dweller stuck at sea is no easy feat. Especially not when the captain is crazy and the ancestor of your high blood friend. Your name is Sollux Captor and you're still unsure as how you got yourself stuck in this position as first mate in the first place...

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    Rose hears of John's new girlfriend and wasn't informed, despite their prior conversations. She confronts him and is disappointed.

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    Welcome to Skaia High's wonderful theater program!
    It may not be the most popular or well funded program at Skaia, but we work hard and create amazing plays and special effects.
    When it comes to joining the theater program, we highly encourage you to try your hand at the Skaia Actors Guild! There you will learn to improv lines and entire scenes as well as memorize and develop ones you've already read. It's a fun environment filled with humor and entertainment. Props are provided, and costumes are made suited for the actors or actresses in mind.
    If acting isn't quite your style, feel free to join the Stage Crew. There you will tamper with lights and sound. You can take pride in sending the whole project in motion!
    Join today!

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    How exciting this is going to be! Jade Harley has the two best friends in the world, she's in band with them and nothing can go wrong here in Derse, right? Um, Derse High School of course.

    But she meets Dave Strider and suddenly she's falling for this dorky outcast in goofy glasses and a breathtakingly romantic side.

    Will Jade ever learn that high school is meant to be hormone hell?

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    John Egbert is the last Dragonborn and may or may not be in over his head. Karkat saves him once and winds up along for the ride. Together they fight crime- er - wander Skyrim in search of adventure.

    Exactly what it says on the tin. An updated and semi-novelized version of the askskyrimjohnkat blog on tumblr.

    I may add more tags as they become relevant. Full list of pairings in the opening notes in order to not clog up searches (will be edited as they appear).

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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page!

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    UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

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    Your name is John Egbert and today is one of the worst days of your life.
    “I am so, so proud of you, Son”. Every single time he left the house or did anything really, he would repeat that one sentence. It’s weird how one mundane sentence would be the last you ever heard from him. After the call, you didn’t know what to do. In that one instant, all you could do was blame yourself, even though you knew it could never be your fault.

     

    (If we don't update for a little while, don't worry we're not dead we're just lazy af and hugeee procrastinators ;P)

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    Dirk Strider is ecstatic at the chance to go to Japan with a few of his classmates. While there, he sightsees, buys anime merchandise, and gets to eat some real ramen, but the biggest takeaway he gets from his trip is his new, dorky boyfriend John.

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