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    All the characters in. Homestuck are at a school, and stuff happens, especially because the school is really strange to give me, and hopefully the you, the reader, amusement.

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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had.

    Little do you know, though, that you're literally entering an epic of space and time, of joy and sorrow, of hilarity and sobriety, and that it'll change your lives. Is it for the better? Is it for the worse? You will have to decide for yourselves.

    Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on various aspects of Homestuck (see clarification).

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    Continue of 'Stuck' . This is a less doomed timeline where the character wasn't killed but he fainted.

    You are Dave Strider and you has to sacrifice yourself so that your brother can be free from the demon binding. Because of this, you has to spend your life living with a demon named John. you truly don't want to see where this is going as you can only image darkness up ahead

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    Sollux x Shy!Molested!Reader Fanfiction. You move to a new school with no friends and no intentions of making some. Then he shows up and all plans go down the drain. Your mind Is wiped clean as you get a new perspective in life. When the time comes, you can't seem to let him go. You are his Honey, and he is your Bee

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    But this is not what he signed up for when he became friends with her.

    What he is talking about, is a fucking blind date.

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    3/?
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    Bargaining with the Beasts beyond the reaches of furthest space for the opportunity of a new life, this time without the albatross of Sburb hanging over their heads, does indeed grant Rose Lalonde and her friends freedom from the game—at the price of their humanity. The new universe forged by the Noble Circle is a vivid, indistinguishable replica of the Alternia thought destroyed by all involved. With an oppressive caste system and the grim reality of new lives as trolls, and all that implies, Rose and her fifteen comrades resolve to instigate revolution and overthrow the oppressive regime of Her Imperious Condescension. But they number only sixteen, having barely scraped the surface of adulthood, and they are not the gods they once thought they were, and the Empress is an ancient thing—almost more institution than living, breathing being—with the power of an uncountable horde of trolls under her grasp.

    Rose figures that makes them about even.

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    First there were four of them, bright-eyed, intelligent, fingers lithe enough to place stars in the night sky without cracking its glass.

    Now there is one of them left, Dirk Strider, and all that remains of his friends are their blueprints. He will make their dreams come alive. He will build what they were unable to.

    Starting with Roxy's designs, Dirk builds four robots. Each is intended to combat the Condesce, and her slowly strengthening army.

    Thousands of robots exist in the service of the Earth Freedom Corps, but Dirk's touch brings something to these robots that is not present in most. Sentience, a heart. Something broader.

    Dirk didn't want to feel for them.

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    Sure, Karkat's a bit, ok, a lot of a hopeless romantic. Still though, he shouldn't think anything of the jerk in the blue parka who's invading his space right now other than that he's a jerk. So he'll just make the guy leave and that'll be that...right?

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    Your name is John Egbert and the two guys next door are totally hot! Not that you're a homosexual or anything but jesus they are sexy.
    Only thing is, they just moved in and you don't even know their names yet, only that they are twins.

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    Dirk Strider doesn't know anything about being a dad. Or a brother. He grew up broke, scrounging for food. He was raised by a puppet in Houston. His only human role model was a record shop owner named Dave Strider. One day, Dirk finds that the record shop has disappeared and no one has any recollection of it and the only thing left at the site of the Record shop was a baby and a note that will change his life forever.

    This is a story about Bro raising Dave! It has nothing to do with the game until the very end. Beware of the depression surrounding Dave and please comment! :D

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    This is the worst punishment he’s given you, by far. You've never felt so helpless. Your voice is long gone after begging, pleading with him to let you out, please, let you out.
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    Dad is fascinated with Dave and kidnaps him, keeping him as his own personal slave. Obviously out of character.

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    1/?
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    The story of a 16 year old boy from District 5, the Time District.

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    It's April 13th, 2013 and John Egbert's 15th birthday. And for this very special birthday, his dad is allowing him to adopt a troll! John is both excited and overwhelmed with this and almost can't choose, until he discovers something about a certain little red blooded troll that he simply can't ignore.

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    Karkat and Kankri have to move to live with their God-Father and his two sons. Various shenanigans ensue, including sloppy make-outs, perfectly generic school projects, Dave being a conniving douche, and at some point, John is wet and doesn't have a shirt.

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    Dave, Bro, and Gamzee all run a New York City speakeasy in the 1930's, but when Gamzee gets in trouble with the mafia, they have to run away to the other side of the country, Washington. There, they meet Rose, the owner of a popular Burlesque club. She agrees to hire them, and then Dave meets a waiter there, his name John Egbert.

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    10
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    Oh my god I was looking through Christmas song lyrics for a good title for this and I saw this line from "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"

    I couldn't help myself

    Anyway enjoy this fic the tags pretty much speak for themselves

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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.

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