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    In which it's Christmas, and Dave and John each try to prove their respective families do the dumbest, most embarrassing things during the holidays.

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    After a surprise encounter with two complete idiots, Karkat finds himself in a whole shit-load of fucked-up situations that are primarily caused by the one and only, Dave Strider.

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    “Do you need a place to stay?” You ask before you can lose your nerve, making sure your voice sounds calm and composed.

    “What?” Comes the eloquent reply, and you suck in another deep breath through your nose.

    “Because I’m standing in a bathroom stall at the gay club on Lafayette and 34th wearing five pounds of glitter and sequins, three pairs of false lashes, and shoes worth more money than I’ve spent on food in the last twelve days, all of which I need for my job, so I can’t pay my rent on Sunday, and someone left your number on the wall with the message ‘Needs a place to stay,’ above it, and I really need someone to split the rent with or I’m going to get evicted, and I’ve got no where to go it that happens,” Spills out of your mouth before you can stop it, and you want to slap yourself.

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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.
    Now with links to the beginning of each act in the chapter 1 notes.

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    Tonight is date night for Karkat Vantas and John Egbert. Tonight also marks four months since the beginning of their relationship. Four months isn't an eternity, but it's long enough that the pieces feel like they're fitting together.

    This doesn't prevent Karkat from spending too much time in his head, though. It's a bad habit of his, and tonight, with John so close and everything feeling alright, he can't keep himself from slipping beneath the surface and analyzing what he can.

    It's date night, four months into their relationship, and Karkat Vantas is starting to feel like everything could fall into place.

    Second Installment of Clinic AU

    Though, you could probably read it without having read the first. If you wanted.

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    "The truth is rarely pure and never simple." --Oscar Wilde


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    In which Dave deals with loss the best way he can, by pretending it doesn't exist.

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    A Homestuck AU (big shock) that takes place in the future (bigger shock)! Involves all the Kids and Beta Trolls. In short, they all work for a space company that discovers a new planet in which they will explore. The actual "story" starts several chapters in, but it's recommend to read each one to know the character's back-story and drive. I'm going update constantly (or try to, at least) every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Please message any suggestions or complaints, and I really hope you enjoy it! (Umm, the copyright thing kinda confused me, so overall heads up: I'm not Andrew Hussie, so I own nothing of Homestuck, though I will claim the plot-structure in this story as my own. I think that works?)

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    "SO, DIRK........ I WANT TO PLAY A GAME."

     

    When the final battle against Lord English is lost, Caliborn offers Dirk a chance to prolong everyone's existence. A task so daunting he has to team up with the Leijons to do it.

    He has to ship everyone.

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    Monsters, demons, dragons, sorceress, aliens and other dark and mythical creatures are taken down and dominated by the people of light and goodness. Dirk, a vampire hunter, goes off to see a match between two of the greatest and strongest creatures, along with his younger brother, Dave. But what happens when you see the demon, Lord English, true form? What happens when your younger bro has fallen head over heels for the great rulers husband, The Heir of Air? The Striders will find the true story behind the blinding light of so called goodness and discover that monsters have feelings.

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    Or: "Four Different Ways To Say 'I Love You'"

    In a world where people are born with their soulmate's name on their wrist, John Egbert has three. The trick to this is finding them.

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    Dave was bullied in school because of the fact he was a she. When Rose learned that her cousin started cutting, she asked Jade if she knew how to help fix the problem. Luckily, Jade came up with the idea of a blind date for Dave and John, since John was recently in a pit of depression because of his father's lung problem due to smoking. So the two shall meet. ((to make it simple, Dave's a girl in this au fanfiction, and John's a guy))

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    Unruly hair that spun down to mid nape (hell, there’s probably a lot more, those curls looked tight and locked in), soft blue eyes, and tan skin peppered with freckles, and a smile that’ll send anyone’s heart soaring.

    That was 5 years ago, in high school.

    Now, you’re working part time at a Hospital, organizing files, nothing too interesting but it keeps a roof over your head. You don’t pay attention to the patients that roll in, it’s a bit cold but hey, you don’t know them personally, it’s nothing to mull over.

    But one night, when you overhear panicked paramedics, rolling in a figure that looks all too familiar.

    “We’ve got an ID on him, his name is John Egbert!”

    Your fears are confirmed.

    And your heart drops.

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    John Egbert has never had the pleasure of meeting a troll before, but that all changes when Karkat Vantas starts going to school with him. He discovers the great mysteries that are trolls as his school gains more of them and he gains more great friends-- or more?

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    Admitting to the fact you had a crush was hard, admitting the fact that as a self-appointed cool kid, with the most ironic choice in eye wear and MLP styled attire had a crush on the dork who spoke like a bad eighties movie and had the worst taste in general, none of which was ironic, was even harder.

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    In a world where our beloved Homestuck characters are humans. They are locked in padded room for their mid day delusions. In a world where patents have sex with nurses in turn trade for privileges. A blond haired boy thinks he is a bird and a black haired girl think she is worlds best baker. A bombshell blond is haunted by imaginary children and a ginger think she is troll. And that's just the tip of the iceberg.

    (Im already half way done i just need to finish transferring the works from roleplay form and into story form. Sorry for any bad grammar im dyslexic)

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    Your name is John Egbert and your dorm roommate is an asshole.

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    This is for a friend of mine-- ask-thisadventurer.tumblr.com -- who was upset when I saw a post talking about a need of fanfics so I asked what ships and the ones were given and I apologize for any ooc ness of Hal or anyone really.

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    This is the worst punishment he’s given you, by far. You've never felt so helpless. Your voice is long gone after begging, pleading with him to let you out, please, let you out.
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    Dad is fascinated with Dave and kidnaps him, keeping him as his own personal slave. Obviously out of character.
    There will be alternate endings, and I'll add tags as I add/come up with content.

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    Calliope and Caliborn are pretty much your ordinary neighborhood aliens, mocked for not being human but otherwise living on just fine. However, this is about to change as four long-term friends enter the scene, followed by another man, seemingly a full-time Internet resident. Suffice to say, he has been holding a dark secret concerning them all. Notices about the story are inside.

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