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    but you can skyrocket away from me
    and never come back if you find another galaxy
    far from here with more room to fly
    just leave me your stardust to remember you by.

    Your John died a long, long time ago.

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    The lovers walked two by two, doing things lovers do.

    They're in love, where are you?

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    Allow me to be crude; Dave Strider was born and raised in a whore house.

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    11/?
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    P-Please no. I can't do summaries. J-just, slaves are involved. Calliope wants to save them with John Egbert, the greatest wizard known to man. Amnesia and stuff...Please, just...No.

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    After escaping from samurai and being takin in by a ninja clan, Dave and Dirk are happy. Dave has found a best friend in John, an orphaned ninja, and Dirk is soon to find a companion in the newcomer, Jake. When dangerous missions threaten the safety of their friends, the kids must learn to cope with the tragedies of their pasts, the dangers of their presents, and the uncertainties of their futures- all while protecting the people they hold dear.

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    15/?
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    6
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    41
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    4
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    Only weeks before the 4th Holy Grail War, a worldwide pulse of unidentifiable energy seems to have warped the summoning ritual, leaving seven Masters to deal with teenage heroes and demigods from an entirely different layer of reality, not to mention the War itself. (Homestuck characters (around the age 16-17 time period) end up as Servants. Hilarity and tragedy ensues.)

     

    This is it. A maelstrom of insanity, unbearable frustration. You've already learned that there's nothing you can do to make your fate any less cruel. You are at your breaking point. No, beyond it; you're living in the world that exists after you've lost your mind. Only shreds of your identity remain, the broken, tattered bits of what was once a proud Magus.

     

    You've reached your second hour of loitering in a small, weird Japanese video rental store, waiting for Rider to finish picking out the worst movies you can even imagine. Using your money. Finally, you know what it is to face true despair. It's a half-ghost kid with buck teeth who's just grabbed another awful tape off the shelf with a look on his face like he's already in heaven.

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    5/?
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    Karkat returns to school after the holidays only to find out that during that time, Sollux got a little bored and hacked the rival school's system sending them bankrupt.
    Without any money to keep their school standing, the kids from said rival school have joined Karkat's and the highschool doubles in size.
    One of these new students, Dave Strider, decides that Karkat would make an interesting friend.
    Why? no-one knows.
    Shenanigans ensure.

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    12/?
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    11
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    A series with JohnTav, Davekat, and Erinep.
    Travos is a delinquent kid who is known for his 360 degree attitude change from middle school. John is a football player who happens to bail him out jail. Dave is John's best friend and is dating Kyle, who probably knows why Travos changed.
    (This is the main story line and a prologue really.)

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    7/?
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    11
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    1
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    Dave just moved from Texas to Washington. He's never even seen snow before. So, obviously, he was having a pretty crappy first day at his new school. That is, until he meets the most adorable boy he's ever laid eyes on. But.... his brother saw him first. This definetly isn't going to end well.. especilly if John finds out about the little.... bet... the boys made. But in this story of bound-to-be broken hearts, will real love form? There's more than meets the eye about John, and Dave is determined to find it all out. Will they fall in love? Can Dave bare the beautiful silence that would come if they did?

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    1/?
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    You hated him.
    You hated him more than anything.
    The smug look on his face whenever he came up with one of his little quips,
    The way his thick Texan accent slipped out every once in a while.
    His stupid fucking anime shades and how his blonde hair was spiked back-
    It was like he was trying to ironically look like Goku.
    It made you sick.
    So sick that when the teacher said you two were to be partners on the latest project you wanted to vomit.

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    20/?
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    This is the collection of the crackiest ships i could come up with. Hussie would be proud of me.

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    8/?
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    John finally comes out to his Dad about dating Dave, but things take a twist for the worst.

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    11/?
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    Lonewood is a small town is the middle of Kentucky. 21% of its population of 561 people are farmers. If you aren't a farmer, you live in a small town center, complete with a shoddy motel, a bar, a gas station, and a small market. It's a quaint town, with no crime, no violence, and no problems.

    Karkat Vantas is running from his past. His friends are dead, it's all his fault, and people are coming for him. He doesn't understand why they want him, or who they are, but they are after him. He needed somewhere to hide. Somewhere where there's no one who knows him, has heard of him, even seen his picture.

    Dave Strider is a bored, sad teenager. His brother is dead, it's none of his fault, but he thinks it is. He's having trouble dealing with it, in fact, you could say he's not dealing at all. He's looking for adventure, as much of that there is in Lonewood. Karkat Vantas seemed like a lot of trouble, almost more than he could handle.

    John Egbert is completely oblivious. He's living a perfect life, with a loving dad, and always enough money to get them by. In fact, its almost too perfect, but it's not like they do anything bad. But when John's eyes get opened, life becomes an eternal hangover.

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    4/?
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    3
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    31
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    3
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    John Egbert, recent migrant to the town of Silverchurch, finds himself employed as the mildly unwilling assistant to Terezi Pyrope, an eccentric private detective, who spends most of her time solving supernatural mysteries and just basically acting weird. Together, they must work to bring a serial murderer to justice, survive life in a nineteenth century alternate universe, and possibly find hate-love???

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    6/?
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    16
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    3
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas
    You are roughly sixteen human years old, and your blood is a mutant red.
    You are about to begin an adventure to find love, hate, and friendship in a totally messed up world.

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    1/?
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    They stand in the end of the world, like legends.

    There are those who think they are angels, there are those who think they are demonds. Most think they are saviours, some others like to think they came here to doom the world.

    The truth? They just want to go home.

     

     

    AU Where the Beta Kids see the apocalypse, yet can't do anything to prevent it. Because this isn't a game, this is a war they don't take part of. But they do suffer the consequences of it.

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    2/?
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    The flower—the flower, it's . . . it's delicacy and strength. There's an imperceptible fragility to the boldness of the color. It looks loud, out there and brave, it looks like passion and heat, but a cooler, more human kind of heat. It's striped with a paler version of itself that emanates an ethereal kind of refreshing springtime feeling. It is, to put it in a nutshell, fucking beautiful.

    In which you only see color once you meet your soulmate, and the first color you see is the same as your soulmate's eyes.

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    4/?
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    When Jake English turns 21, his friends grace him with an odd (and unsolicited) gift: Five nights with an expensive prostitute at a fancy downtown club, so he can finally have his "sexual debut".

    But the worker behind the Kitsune mask ends up being much, much more than Jake expected.

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    English
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    2/5
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    12
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    Bro has a job to get to; Dave and John keep him from leaving.

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    In which Karkat is transgender and gets kicked out of his house, then lives with Dave.

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    3/?
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    8
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    58
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    4
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