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    Dave comes home and finds Bro doing some weird satanic ritual. They decide to make this shit happen, but the outcome of it, however, is nothing either of them would have expected!

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    A one-shot (kinda crack) inspired by a friend of mine who came up with this glorious idea :P

    Enjoy!

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    The train arrives without warning.

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    Dirk Strider was always used to having his life planned out for him, and he was perfectly comfortable with it. He'd make it through his last year of high school, get a football scholarship, and move as far away from his older brother as he could. Just as he was coming to terms with the fact that he would be living out a pre-written life, he comes across Jake English. He was an adventurous brunette with eyes like emeralds and a smile like the sun, who would certainly not be living a pre-written life.
    Throughout the course of one school year, Dirk's world is flipped completely upside down, and he finds all of his morals being completely rewritten. He can't decide which is scarier, the fact that Jake is doing this to him, or the fact that he might want him to.

    ***RATED MATURE FOR EVENTUAL SMUT, LANGUAGE, VIOLENCE, DRUG/ALCOHOL USE***

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    I’m pretty much fucked.

    That’s my expert opinion.

    Fucked.

    Six days into what should have been the greatest two months of my life, and it’s turned into a nightmare.

    Just for the record, I didn’t die on Sol 6. The rest of the crew thinks I did, and not without reason. I mean, the last thing they saw was me being blown off in the wind, impaled on the fucking transmission antenna, shortly before my depressurization alarm went off and my bio-signs dropped to zero. Maybe they’ll have a national day of mourning for me, and my Wikipedia page will say “Karkat Vantas is the only human to have died on Mars.” Oh, except it won’t say that because Nepeta is here too. She’s alive.

    If the oxygenator breaks down, we'll suffocate. If the water reclaimer breaks, we'll die of thirst. If the Hab breaches, we'll just kind of implode. If none of those things happen, we’ll eventually run out of food and starve to death.

    So yeah. We’re fucked.

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    John is the new kid, with everything that comes with that title; awkwardness, shyness, and attempts to make friends. Except all of this is made even worse with the fact that he's deaf.

    Dave is your stereotypical resident coolkid. Except he's not. He's a huge nerd, but most people find him intimidating, what with his shades and the fact that he doesn't talk to anyone. Or rather, that he can't talk to anyone, being mute.

    The two get paired together and form a close bond quite quickly.

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    I dunno some gay shit

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    For 13 generations, the Crocker-Egbert family has been passing along a pendent, small and blue-grey in color, with an unknown symbol engraved in to it. John gets the pendent for his birthday and summons the demon living in it.

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    This is a gift for my friend Vanessa, who's in love with a certain Makara. Kek.

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    Dave doesn't hesitate to follow his brother into some shady, government agency to become an underground secret agent. Neither does John.

    All four of them would make a pretty good team if they weren't all stupid, sarcastic assholes, and if the two boys could pull their heads out of their asses long enough to realize how much their mutual crush is actually requited.

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    Falls from grace are never elegant...

     

    According to Jake English, demons don't exist.

    According to demons, Jake English was never supposed to exist.

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    This world is impure.
    It is ruled by cruel dictators who think only of themselves and their own wants, other than the needs of others.
    Our Earth will be plunged into chaos if we, if I, don't do something.
    There is only one hope for humanity-
    You must find the ones that played The Game.
    You will find them, and use them to unlock a portal into a new universe, a better universe.
    But first, you must make everything like it was in the game.

    You must make them...Gods...

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    "A rom-com that even Dave Strider will like."

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a group of friends who all think they're straight as hell. And it would have been just dandy if they were, but they're not. They are so not straight. A beaver can drive a car in a line that's straighter than their sexual orientations. (Except for John, the obligatory heterosexual friend.)

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    "Shit, let's be an internet celebrity."

    OR...

    College is hard enough between the "finding new friends" and "figuring out what to do with your life" gigs, and falling in love with your roommate doesn't really help.

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    "What do you do if your asshole history partner just gave you a fucking cranky BJ in a janitor's closet and you kinda really want him to do it again?" you ask bluntly.

    Dave's expression remains stoic for a moment. Then it splits into a wide grin. "Dude."

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    Dave gets some much awaited test results in the mail, and John learns his boyfriend has a bit of a kink.

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    They managed to win the game somehow. He's not really sure of the details, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. He's stuck in an unfamiliar body with a thirteen year old little brother who's terrified of him.

    Somehow, he is sure this is his fault.

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    You invite Jade over, and Jane invites Dirk. Jade arrives at four with a sleeping bag in hand and a backpack in another, packed to the brim with snacks and games. Dirk arrives at six with just a hand bag filled with stuff he needs.

    You really didn't imagine the night would end up like this.

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    John Egbert moves to a town where Dave Strider's name is a warning and Dave likes the stars.

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    rose has been hallucinating since she was six, john has been medicated since he was eight, jade's movements are always strange and jerky, and dave couldn't cry at a funeral if you paid him. they're all fucked up in the worst ways, but they're trying their hardest.

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    After sburb and sgrub Dave and Karkat had become better friends then they were on the meteor. They both decided on sharing an apartment together and soon they start to grow feelings for each other. Dirk and Jake have been together for almost a year now. Kanaya is moving in with Rose. John and Vriska Start to date as well as Roxy and Jane.

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    In which a young man born into a family of federal criminals does his best to disappoint neither his older brother nor his housemate who may or may not later turn out to be the love of his life, but along the way gets tangled up in endless strings, probably nearly dies once or twice, and must navigate the clusterfuck of his life to arrive at his destination where he hopes to finally be at peace with his heart, his mind, his loyalties, his family, and the law.

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