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    John follows his best friend Dave out in to the woods, looking for items for Dave's collection. After their flashlight dies, they get separated, and something finds John before Dave does.
    The Strider family knows how to help.

    {Demonstuck/paranormal au}
    {Rated for graphic depictions of attack and a corpse.}
    {Happy Halloween!}

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    Dave summons a demon and oh sh!t he's hot. This writer's personal twist on the popular demonstuck AU. Hope you enjoy! OuO (woa i'm bad at summaries)

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    “Holy fucking shit on a stick, is that a Beedrill? Where did you get a Beedrill? How did you get a Beedrill?” Karkat gaped at the flying pokemon, crouching down to get a better look at the wickedly sharp stingers it sported on both its arms and its abdomen. “Dave.” He stood back up and looked over at his boyfriend, scowling because Dave was bent over with laughter and wiping tears from his shadeless eyes. “Stop laughing at me fuck face.”

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    DaveKat Week Day 6: Crossover (Pokemon)

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    Do you want to read homestuck shipping oneshots? Have you not read the hundreds of other one shot suggest-a-ship style fanfictions? Then you're in luck, because this fanfiction is just right for you!

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    Your name is John Egbert. And you may be in love with a Seer.

    This would normally be fine, except that you don't quite know how to tell her.

    And that's probably the least of your concerns.

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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

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    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

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    Turning sixteen was supposed to be simple for John. He would dream of his soulmate (probably Vriska) and then he would be happy with her. He didn't count on dreaming of a boy who was who-knows-where. He didn't count on the political shift the country would be going through. He definitely didn't count on worrying whether or not his dad would come home alive. And when your soulmate is hurting himself but you have no way to reach him?

    God damn it! Since when was turning sixteen so complicated?!

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    We sat on the edge of worlds for a while.

    That is an undeniable fact, one on which our whole existence has been built around, one that engulfed ourselves in playing with the concepts of existence like a child might play with deconstructing an old computer or radio. Except with those concept we played ourselves, our homes and our sanity.
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    Rose decides to open a post-game Journal, in which she reflects upon the nature of what they lived and what they are tasked to do, all the while compiling reports of their lives in the early aftermath of a universe creation.

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    A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-styled fanfic made as a Birthday Present for someone very special. Currently a Work in Progress, I'm updating it as I write.

    The Session is at its end, John's about to let everyone through the Door to the New Universe, when something horrible happens. Rose, Karkat, Roxy, Dave and him are cast to a strange, perverse Land, and now they have to find a way to get to the new Universe, if it even exists anymore.

    There's a lot of kinks listed, and already a few scenes that can be quite extreme for most people's tastes. If there's something you don't enjoy, don't worry, Notes at the beginning of each chapter with a sex scene list what Kinks will go down, so if you don't like them, you can just skip to another one.

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    What if Homestuck, one of the most famous webcomic of all time, wasn't a webcomic? What if it was a comic book series, a 90's comic book series? This is a small fic that talks about an idea that I had in my mind for a long time and now I have decide to publish it. So now brace yourself, because you'll be transported back in the 90's in WHATPUMPKINCOMICS: THE REVIEW!

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    A lot can happen in the doorway of a room.

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    Dave Strider was a famous musician who made it big, and despite never having met him, John loathed him with all he could muster. But one day, when he's trolling around on a Dave Strider fansite, he incidentally meets Dave through a message board- without knowing it, leaving Dave to anonymity. What will happen as they form a friendship with each other via Pesterchum without John truly knowing who he's actually talking to? (HS AU)

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    Your name is John Egbert, and while people would say you were essentially a god, you don’t think there’s anything good about you.
    Besides, what kind of god can’t speak?

    Your name is Dave Strider, and what you do is much more delicate than what people dream up in fantasy.
    Besides, no matter how powerful you get, it won't bring him back.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and Light is always darker than it seems, and Void always lighter.
    Besides, you're the master of contradictions.

    Your name is Jade Harley, and you aren't sure what you do is technically legal, but you don't care.
    Besides, since when have you cared about legality?

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    Gamzee tries the same stupid idea as Coach Stopframe. Just like Orel, John is really innocent.

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    These are the backstories for the various characters appearing in HSW. A picture of the character is given at the beginnings of their backstory. Most backstories have a short window into the character's life in the past. All historical events(except the secret government stuff and the Crusades) are actual events that happened and included stuff as described. I have made a family tree, which will be partially shown in the last chapter. Some of it will be removed because spoilers.

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    “You never half-ass anything, you always throw yourself into it, and. You focus on people. And when you focus on me, god, Karkat, I feel like I could fly. You believe in things, okay, you believe in people, and knowing you believe in me? I never want to let you down.”

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    After the Eridan session, Karkat and John have a thorough debriefing.

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    Set after the game, in the new universe. All alt selves are combined with the main ones and everyone is happy and everyone's friends uwu

    Except for John and Tavros. They hate each other.

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    A boy who suffered.

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    It's the end of Sburb, and everyone is tired

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    19/?
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    1
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