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    Karkat is so in love with Terezi, the popular blind girl. While all his friends pine after her friends, he's sure that one day, he'll talk to her. Yeah. Sure. Eventually. But will she ever look his way? Is she really the right person for him? Humanstuck.

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    You let John talk, and watch him from the corner of your eye instead. Your first appraisal was correct. That is not John’s jacket. It’s about four sizes too big for him. His jeans are ripped around the knees and overall a bit threadbare. He’s got what looks to be his own shirt on under the jacket, and his glasses don't have any lenses in them. His lip’s split right down the middle, and when he’s not talking its between his teeth. Apart from that he seems okay. Well that and a bruise on his throat that shifts when he talks and jumps when he swallows. Which is often.

    John is saying goodbye and you leans over to stop him quickly. “Stay at mine tonight. It’s closer.”

    John just nods and starts talking to his dad again. He nods a few times and then hangs up quickly. “Okay.”

    John goes missing abruptly and then Dave finds him two months later in the park.

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    John and Karkat deal with Karkat's pregnancy.

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    "Is he the one…? If we kiss, will it happen? This is so exciting!"

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    Your name is Tavros Nitram. You live in a world with no color. None at all. That is, of course, until you find and kiss your true love.

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    Literally, It's a story where Terezi sleeps with everyone (not at the same time) and takes a piece of clothing from each of them

    Relationships added as chapters add on!

    Totally was going to change the title but its a perfect title

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    They did it. They won! Everything had gone back to normal, the way it was supposed to. No pesterchum, no Sburb, no Alternia, no trolls. Now John wants everything back to the way it was. Back to the game, back to everything they had been through. He wants answers to the voices inside his head, he wants the reason why no one knows each other. He wants to know why he was in Scratch's Asylum for the Mentally Unstable. And nothing's going to stop him.

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    Dave Strider is the school slut, he has slept with half the guys in the school. He then meets the new transfer, Karkat Vantas, he falls in love though he doesn't know it...Karkat falls in love with Dave as well and they have their first date because of a bet. A couple of months later Karkat tells Dave his feelings, Dave doesn't say anything but beds Karkat like he wanted to ever since he met him about a year ago. Karkat has a life-time history of self-harm, depression and suicide attempts and thinks that Dave has just used him when one of Dave's *old* lays tells Karkat the truth about the young Strider. Karkat feels depressed and can't tell Strider why, in case what has been said is true. Dave still hadn't answered Karkat's question about 'do you love me as well?' when Karkat takes his life. A couple of hours later, Dave comes round his house, with a note and a simple rose. Planning to leave the note on the table for his boyfriend to read later, he comes across a note left to him on the kitchen table, he then finds Karkat's body and ends up in a mental institution, where all that runs in his mind is the memories of his and Karkat's life together and the regret about not telling the young Vantas sooner.

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    This is exactly how Homestuck happened. Andrew Hussie simply wrote the story entirely incorrectly. (-:

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    Just a few simple song parodies that I've done.

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    Welcome to Doc Scratch's Vocational High School, a school of fighting to show how powerful you are, and where you stand, death is at nearly every corner, you know how it goes, you live you die, except you must fight for the sake of the school, once you are in you live here, never, or hardly able to return home, you can contact your parents or guardians, but you cannot see them there are over three hundred thousand students here in this school specifically made for fighting, we only take the best of the best fighters.

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    Прошло чертовых двенадцать лет, и ты это понял после того, как утром посмотрел на себя в зеркало. Вернее, вчера вечером вы с отцом рассматривали старые фотки, на которых ты еще мелкий, и тебе где-то одиннадцать, или примерно так, и ты вдруг вспомнил, что у тебя были друзья. Крутые друзья по переписке.

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    ==> You are Dave Strider and you are going through hell and back. Fortunately you got yourself a helpful little goblin friend by the name of Karkat who actually wants you to get better.

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    Terezi had never anticipated the move. She loved her house in the woods. However, when her mother made up her mind, there was absolutely no changing it. Now, she's starting a new year at a new (public) school and she is terrified of everything. How on Earth is this homeschooled, blind girl going to manage something new?

    (From Terezi's POV, unless started otherwise at the top of the chapter. )

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    In which Rose is a human with an abusive mother and Kanaya is a mermaid that has been watching over her for years.

    --This updates almost weekly--

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    Karkat finds it hard to fit in at his new school. He's always in some kind of trouble, or he's just being a plain old asshole who doesn't know jack about the person he's ranting about.
    One day, in the front office, he meets a goofy looking kid with black rimmed glasses, brown fluffy hair, and a black eye. Over the next few weeks, they grow on each other, and eventually become the best of friends.
    But is that all they feel towards each other?

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    You are Dave strider and you think you're in love with your insanely dorky and cute best friend

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    Jade is a witch in a very poor village and the mob is about to kill her at the stake when Dave, the captain, swoops in and saves her. Suspicious of Dave's intentions, Jade questions why he even saved her at all. The truth is that he actually needs her powers to aid in his and all the other pirates plan to over throw the military. Jade accepts his offer and meets many new friends along the way. Her cold heart starts to open up to these 'humans' and she starts to become fond of Dave.

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    Dave knows he's a Strider, Rose is off in college, Dirk's moved clear across the country, and Roxy is struggling to cope with all the changes.

    It's business as usual, then.

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    This idea just sorta mugged me about a week ago, held a metaphorical knife to my throat and ordered me to write. I'll add the other characters to this list as they appear, but for know I'm just leaving it as is. My motivation may die. If you're enjoying the story, feel free to comment and remind me it exists.

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