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Thanks to the machinations of Roxy Lalonde the group is once again embroiled in a game of strip poker...this time with a twist! Who will win? Who will lose? Find out, as another chapter in the saga begins.
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The IT department at SBURB has the reputation of being home to the most damaged, socially inept individuals in the entire town. New co-worker John Egbert may be the department's worst nightmare, but he also may unwittingly be the only one capable of turning the tides in their broken lives. And do these awkward technology gurus have the skill to fix John?
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Multiple shippings, a smattering of witty remarks and smut.
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"Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you're the loneliest fuck on this side of the universe." In which everybody's human, but their dreams are freaky.
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An AU created by Puck (fastpuck.tumblr.com) in mulitple chatlogs with his wonderful friend Shera (specialshera,tumblr.com).
John is the coolkid and Dave is the loser.
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And then he was kissing her. There was nothing romantic in the gesture, there was only desperation. He kissed her over and over and over.
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The date was 13th April, 1928.
John Egbert is the orphaned son of the late lawyer Jonathan Egbert, and was turning eighteen on that fateful day. What he thought to be an ordinary visit to a circus turned out to be the beginning of an adventure that he had never imagined before. One that involves a risky liberation of another person.
Will his live up to his family name and defend the weak till the very end? Or will he fall as his father did two years ago?
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Your name is Dave Strider, age fifteen. Although you are completely indifferent towards anime, you are pretty knowledgeable of its workings, as required of a TUMBLR FAMOUS blogger and connoisseur of all things IRONIC. Still, you had never anticipated that you would be attending an anime convention in a MAGICAL GIRL COSTUME lovingly crafted by your own hands. Yet here you are and looking PRETTY DAMN GOOD.
A short and silly story about Dave accompanying John to a con, narrated through Pesterchum and chat logs.
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If You Lie Down With Dogs by runbravelybackward (victorienne)
MS Paint Adventures, Homestuck
30 May 2012
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Cross-posted from this kink meme prompt:
Dave being forced into becoming a pet by someone's sadistic hand and becoming somewhat of a pet (possibly also an unwilling sex slave?). And then having John rescue him and deal with his friend's new (personality) broken mind, lack of language and being extremely jumpy and scared.
Dave clinging to John as a lifeline and seeing him as a master rather than a friend/lover (Your choice on which route they go). nightmares and crawling into John's bed at night.
(The noncon warning is for references to past noncon. No noncon will be depicted.)
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Some play the Game. Others are played by it. And across paradox-space, limitless iterations of countless people attempt to achieve their Destinies. Some do.
Some do not.
You have been Chosen. Will you play, or be played?
The Game goes ever on, either way.
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A collection of milestones shared between teenagers.
(An archive of all ficlets from the Boyfriendleaders Tumblr!)
(All chapters can be read stand-alone without any prior knowledge of the blog. Characters are now 18 years old, in a peaceful post-sburb universe.)
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The sequel to Devour. You should probably read that first. Now it's Dave's turn to enter the fold and gain freaky new Demon powers.
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- Part 2 of Darkstuck
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Sollux Captor hears voices that tell him to steal things, Karkat Vantas has unbelieveable anger issues, Eridan Ampora has perscription level abandonment issues, Dave Strider won't eat, ect. They're all piled together in Alternia High's one-and-only 'hey stop making our school look bad' counseling group. Mayhem and madness ensue, shit is flipped, and there are some truly amazing bro cuddles involved.
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Once there was a prompt on the kinkmeme for a single father Dave fic and someone started filling it and then someone else filled it and they were both really good, but I liked the concept going in the uncompleted one and kind of wanted to go for something similar, but I wanted single father John instead because blah. Anyway yes that's what it is, other characters may enter.
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The kinkmeme prompt intrigued me- what if Kanaya gave uberderp John Egbert some well needed fashion advice? And as they say, the clothes maketh the man.
Yes there is banging also, duhh.
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Okay, so maybe you aren't the alpha timeline after all.
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- Words:
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In which Karkat is on edge, John is confused, and everyone is all to eager to forget that they're going to die.
For Hero on Tumblr.
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A complete rewrite of the entire Homestuck webcomic, albeit in a fantasy setting. And by complete I really mean COMPLETE. EVERYTHING. The Scratch, God Tiers, Guardians, Sburb mechanics - all here, but in a very different form. Call me ambitious, but I WILL SEE THIS THROUGH TO THE END.
In the eponymous city, four children wait for the annual ritual: the Trial of Twelve. However, the city is threatened by unseen forces that may destroy their world - once and for all. Things are much more complicated than they seem and the protagonists are thrust into prophecies that they may not be willing to comply with. At last, the legends of old come to life, and with them surprises that nobody will have ever expected. There are circles within circles, and everything may just be more complex than they can handle... Not your average HS Fanfic. Also hosted on Fanfiction.net under the same title.
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John and Karkat chill on the other side of the house from where the newly-wedded Mss. Lalonde and Maryam are being ostentatiously NSFW in the privacy of their own room.
They decide to pay them back. On Kanaya's car. In the suits she made for them.
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- Part 7 of tie kink 'verse