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    Dave has to stay with Innocent Dad for a month because Bro is a asshole.

    Turns out Dad isn't all that innocent.

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    Alternatively Titled, In Which A Pissy Knight, An Odd Sylph, Her Irritating Brother, The Human Royal Families of Both Prospit and Derse, and Several Other People- A Mixture Of Troll And Human- Work To Stop A Tyriant. Pun Intended.

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    When John Egbert finds a forgotten photo album on the bus full of beautiful snapshots of a mysterious woman in red sunglasses, he embarks on a mission to find the owner of the photographs - and the brilliant photographer who took them - that will change the course of his life in ways he never could have imagined.
    Rating bumped to M for later chapters.

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    26/?
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    Your name is OLIVE DAY, and you are scared.

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    A post-game fic about a couple of OCs who end the world.

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    "Please... come back," you barely whisper and twitch your head towards the door like he could still hear you, "I don't have anyone. I don't ha-," the word stop as you choke on a sob. You hug yourself mindlessly. Your knees buckle.

    You've found the name for that poison, that burning, that stinging, throbbing, PAIN.
    It's loneliness.

    You collapse, sobbing and sobbing, all facades and pretenses are now out the window.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and you are so, so lonely.

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    Dave meets a homeless boy, and takes him in as his own. Insert love and mush.

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    “You know that’s what bedrooms are for, right?” The stern expression dissolves immediately and he turns on his heel. “But don’t think I won’t have a few choice words for you in the morning.”

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    Because every Latin@ with non-Spanish speaking friends does this. Or, at least, I do sometimes. Requested by orangelemonart.tumblr.com

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    1/1
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    3
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    Dave Strider is having a pretty nice school year until the new kid starts harassing him and his friends. Not the best way to make friends.

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    4/?
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    Dave, Bro, Roxy and Rose are at the beach when Dave finds something unexpected.

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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

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    2/?
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    The Game ends, two trolls and five of the kids are still alive, and the game hasn't rerest like they thought it would.
    But when the War ship John spent three years on appears and apparently has a plan, it turns out that everything isn't over just yet.

    Series
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    John just received his TiMER and he has about two months before he meets his soulmate. His best friend is a boy named Dave who has a blank TiMER and may or may not want a piece of the Egbert cake...too bad Bro kinda has dibbs

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    -And oh god this truck is small. So small. The walls are so close to you. Breathing gets harder as you panic, curling down on yourself.-

    in which john has panic attacks and dave is the literal best

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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.

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    58/?
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    Your name is Kanaya Maryam and you do not have the time to care for a pet human. Even if it is warm and fuzzy. And ridiculously endearing. And looking up at you with those pretty, pretty eyes. (A slight alternative to the usual brand of the usual Reverse Petstuck AU. Something a little more... fluffy.)

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    It's getting bad.

    The bodies keep showing up and then disappearing and he can never remember what he's done with them (or how they showed up in the first place) and he's waking up on the street barefoot and caked in dirt and blood.

    His grades are dropping like flies and he's already received his third warning about paying his rent.

    Also Dave sort of thinks he's a murderer, but then again, he's starting to think that too.

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    You are Dave Strider, amateur photographer and over all hipster, though you refuse that title. You are not a hipster in your opinion, you're just that cool kid as you have always been, but with better taste. It's arguable how much better it is, but at least you're more mature. You're seventeen after all, practically an adult.
    Your hobbies have changed a bit at least. No longer making SBAHJ, you keep your scribbles and sketches on paper where they look much better. Interest in turn tables and sick rhymes hasn't changed much though, you work on that when home as well as figure out how to make yourself a website. Tumblr will have to do for now. Out of the house you snap a picture of just about everything you see for practice and to fill your portfolio, how else will you make any money?

    Dave: Play with picture filters on your computer, you have nothing else to do anyway.

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    3/?
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    You and John have been roommates/boyfriends/lovers/whateverthefuck for a little over two years, and have been living with each other for half of that. Ascending the relationship ladder, you both have rented a cabin for a week, one with a 9 hour car drive just to get there. You hope it's worth it.

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    Your name is Dave Elizabeth Strider and you think you're in love. Maybe he will grow to love you, too.

    Your name is Dirk Ambrose Strider and you just want your brother to be happy. You will do whatever it takes.

    Your name is John Huxtable Egbert and you are very scared. And you think you may want to die.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    14
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    4
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