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    In which Rose is a human with an abusive mother and Kanaya is a mermaid that has been watching over her for years.

    --This updates almost weekly--

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    Karkat finds it hard to fit in at his new school. He's always in some kind of trouble, or he's just being a plain old asshole who doesn't know jack about the person he's ranting about.
    One day, in the front office, he meets a goofy looking kid with black rimmed glasses, brown fluffy hair, and a black eye. Over the next few weeks, they grow on each other, and eventually become the best of friends.
    But is that all they feel towards each other?

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    Jade is a witch in a very poor village and the mob is about to kill her at the stake when Dave, the captain, swoops in and saves her. Suspicious of Dave's intentions, Jade questions why he even saved her at all. The truth is that he actually needs her powers to aid in his and all the other pirates plan to over throw the military. Jade accepts his offer and meets many new friends along the way. Her cold heart starts to open up to these 'humans' and she starts to become fond of Dave.

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    Dave knows he's a Strider, Rose is off in college, Dirk's moved clear across the country, and Roxy is struggling to cope with all the changes.

    It's business as usual, then.

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    This idea just sorta mugged me about a week ago, held a metaphorical knife to my throat and ordered me to write. I'll add the other characters to this list as they appear, but for know I'm just leaving it as is. My motivation may die. If you're enjoying the story, feel free to comment and remind me it exists.

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    In which Vriska is the pet of one Doc Scratch, and struggles through confusion and a desire to make him proud, and no one notices.

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    ==> You are Dave Strider and you are going through hell and back. Fortunately you got yourself a helpful little goblin friend by the name of Karkat who actually wants you to get better.

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    Meme taken from here.

    2x2 compliant, but not necessarily 2x2 canon.

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    The twin kingdoms of Derse and Prospit have hated each other for centuries. But now, a new, deadly force waits in the shadows.
    In Other Words, We Work To Stop A Tyriant. Pun Intended.

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    We reach the landing and he sets the lamp down and reaches for the key.

    "You really want to know, Dirk?"

    "Yeah" you answer because whatever it is, it's driving him crazy.

    "Fantastic" he answers, smiling. He then adds a little harshly "You're the only person in the world who I think really deserves to know, you've had more of an influence on my life than you think" picking up the lamp he steps through the doorway "Shut the door behind you"

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    Homestuck-Dorian Grey crossover, second person, multiple points of view.

    Updating every weekend (at least).

    My tumblr is notawalnut and I track the tag apoje.

    Enjoy! :D

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    Eridan Ampora can't take his own spiralling self-doubt coupled with the rejection of the girl that he loves, and his instability causes him to try something drastic.

    When he meets Karkat and Jade, he doesn't even get their names, but he sure as hell recognises them when they're rushed in through his new job at the hospital.

    Karkat blames himself of course. He always does, whenever anything happens to Jade it's always his fault and he can't stand the comfort of his friends. He can't sleep and he can't move, and when he breaks down crying at Jade's bedside in the early hours of the morning, he finds comfort in a silent water-bearer.
    The cool drink calms him down.

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    Literally, It's a story where Terezi sleeps with everyone (not at the same time) and takes a piece of clothing from each of them

    Relationships added as chapters add on!

    Totally was going to change the title but its a perfect title

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    Your name is john lately your whole world has been turned upside down you have been kidnaped by your former best bro, you learned your father was not really your father, and you now know what it is like to be betrayed but now you have found something new or old but you don't care as long as you can take your vengeance on this forsaken world.

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    You’ve only ever had a single weak point.

    … In retrospect, you probably should have hidden it better.


    Sequel to and let this cold night’s wind be my witness - not necessary to read, but it makes things much easier to understand.

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    After the death of Aradia Megido, the lives of all her friends are changed drastically.

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    In which John goes to the Strider's place and has a movie date with Dirk

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    Kanaya goes to a local coffee shop near her dorm every week, and knows basically everyone else who goes as well. But then she sees a new person there. A girl- who's now there every day, no matter which day Kanaya comes. So, she gets curious, and finds herself going to that coffee shop more and more.

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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You're blind and possibly have fallen for a dork with broken glasses.

    Your name is John Egbert

    You're not a homosexual but you've just fallen for a blind guy with odd shades.

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