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    How exciting this is going to be! Jade Harley has the two best friends in the world, she's in band with them and nothing can go wrong here in Derse, right? Um, Derse High School of course.

    But she meets Dave Strider and suddenly she's falling for this dorky outcast in goofy glasses and a breathtakingly romantic side.

    Will Jade ever learn that high school is meant to be hormone hell?

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    Being a land-dweller stuck at sea is no easy feat. Especially not when the captain is crazy and the ancestor of your high blood friend. Your name is Sollux Captor and you're still unsure as how you got yourself stuck in this position as first mate in the first place...

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    John Egbert is the last Dragonborn and may or may not be in over his head. Karkat saves him once and winds up along for the ride. Together they fight crime- er - wander Skyrim in search of adventure.

    Exactly what it says on the tin. An updated and semi-novelized version of the askskyrimjohnkat blog on tumblr.

    I may add more tags as they become relevant. Full list of pairings in the opening notes in order to not clog up searches (will be edited as they appear).

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    Meme prompt.

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

    Warbound Widow also now has a TV tropes page!

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    UNSG Moreau had not been a science fiction fan before getting involved in politics. He is even less of one now that real live aliens have contacted Earth.

    Otherwise known as a bunch of non-game humans suddenly have to deal with Trolls.

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    Your name is John Egbert and today is one of the worst days of your life.
    “I am so, so proud of you, Son”. Every single time he left the house or did anything really, he would repeat that one sentence. It’s weird how one mundane sentence would be the last you ever heard from him. After the call, you didn’t know what to do. In that one instant, all you could do was blame yourself, even though you knew it could never be your fault.

     

    (If we don't update for a little while, don't worry we're not dead we're just lazy af and hugeee procrastinators ;P)

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    Dirk Strider is ecstatic at the chance to go to Japan with a few of his classmates. While there, he sightsees, buys anime merchandise, and gets to eat some real ramen, but the biggest takeaway he gets from his trip is his new, dorky boyfriend John.

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    he’s one of dave’s friends, so you expect him to be a shitty guy. most of dave’s friends don’t fall in with the group and dave doesn’t care enough about them to stick around most of the time, so they usually peel off in due time. but john is different. he is strange.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, you're eighteen years old, and you work at a weird novelty shop known as Mage's Emporium. Your friend and coworker, John, has some sort of weird fascination with hooking you up with his friend, Dave, and you are not having any of this shit. None of it. You will not touch this shit with a fifty-mile pole, and that is most definitely the end of the story.

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a tattoo artist and a bored novelty store cashier, as instigated by a guy with $200 riding on said relationship.

    EDIT (10 JANUARY 2017): I want this fic to be as accurate and respectful as possible! If you're Deaf or HoH and see any problems, please let me know! My goal is to help diversify fanfic, not offend people.

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    "You think you’re going to be sick. Your two childhood best friends are going out with each other.

    Your two childhood crushes are dating each other."

     

    It was hard when your first love left you with a broken heart you never knew you could have. It was hard when your second love pushed you away out of fear.

    It was harder when you realized that after all those years, they both still loved you and were still willing to give you a chance.

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    Something had arrived in the mail in a discrete cardboard box, and John wasn't sure why.

    That didn't stop him from sticking his finger in it.

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    You cannot remember, but you miss; God, do you miss.

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    "The dead will turn to the one who fears them." Dave wasn't the same after summer vacation, and he never would be. "The wolf will grow in the one who despises them." Ever since she lost her parents to the werewolves, Jade vowed to kill them all. "The evil will speak with the one who defies them." Rose dedicated her life to rid the world of evil, no matter what. "And the storms will rage through the one who calls them." All his life John has wished he was normal, that he didn't have his 'gift'.

    It should have been simple for them: fight monsters and do what they believed was right. But it's never that simple, and these four friends are about to have their lives turned upside-down.

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    Dave is seriously getting annoyed now. He can't find his cape anywhere. And it's driving him crazy. After a bit, he goes to see if Karkat can help him search. However, when he enters Karkat's room, he is surprised by what he sees.

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    In which the child-gods of a new universe discover that the universe construction depends a lot on the type of frogs you choose. Contains the Justice League of America, at least one rare pair in the diamonds quadrant, a noticeable lack of reincarnated dead friends, one troll-in-a-box, several epic fuckups, a conspiracy, gray morality, and a lot of people talking about their feelings.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and there's nothing good about John and Rose changing schools.

    Without your twin sister and best friend, you've been left socially crippled at school, and barely coping at home. You're nearly certain that your mental health has been slowly spiraling downhill. You have no clue how you'll last the two years to high school graduation. In all this, there's just one single ray of light.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and there's nothing good about John and Rose changing schools. Except for meeting Karkat Vantas.

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    John Egbert's 20th birthday draws closer and closer. Rose Lalonde and Jade Harley have always kept one secret from him, though :

    His best friend Dave Strider has a huge crush on him.

    One devastating event seemed to happen right after the next. They become superstitious and decide John must have the best birthday ever....after exactly 20 hours are left until his special day ends.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Alternatively titled in which John struggles as a trans freshman in high school who may or may not be totally gay for his best friend, who is, coincidentally, also a trans freshman in high school.

    (Note: this is NOT abandoned and it WILL be updated asap,, i am really sorry guys filler chapters are hard and i have a very specific plan for when they get together,, i might change that though and just make it two months sooner in the story timeline than i planned for the sake of getting it flowing again)

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    We'll take the Homestuck characters and PUSH THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE

    This is gonna be a story focusing on all four beta kids and their adventures in Hogwarts, featuring entire chapters decicated to each character.

    First chapter is John, second Jade, blah blah blah I'm sure you can figure it out. It's not as bad as it sounds, I promise.

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