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    The music pumps through the air, loud and fast as if it's hammering away at your chest, trying to replace the beating of your heart with its own. Sipping your drink you look up to the DJ booth, more specifically, the DJ who is currently working that turntable like you wish he'd work you.

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    Advanced alien technology and kids with god powers seem suspiciously like magic. In the most anti magic kingdom? Not the best, but hey everyone's trying to make it work.

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    A collection of one-shots, drabbles, and minifics centering around the pairing DirkJake.

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    Due to a car accident John Egbert goes mute, along with losing his sister Jane. One year later they morn for her on the anniversary of the accident, as he receives abuse for not being able to talk.

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    Nobody cares about Dave Strider. If anyone cared, they would do something.

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    Dave Strider didn't ask for this. All he really needed was someone to help pay rent.

    He thinks it's cliché, but his new roommate is bringing color to his life and he doesn't know what to do about it.

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    John is able to learn a lot about basic troll biology through many encounters, accidents, and humorous yet awkward exchanges, along with the help of his human and troll friends.

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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

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    John Egbert is a few weeks into his freshman year at the first interspecies college in the nation. As a xenology major, his studies focus on the ways of troll culture, and this leads him to an interest in his sexy troll TA.

    With the continued segregation and discrimination against the new species, relationships between humans and trolls are all but forbidden. Will our heroes succeed in bridging the gap between species? What kinds of trouble will they get into along the way?

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    roses are red
    violets are blue
    i cant write summaries
    plz send help

    (i promise that I do not actually suck at writing, i just cannot write a summary to save my life..)

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    Based off a tumblr prompt by austerearia-

    'Either human stuck or regular, but gam relapsing (either to drugs, sopor, violent actions w/e) and Jane's reactions?'

    This prompt kinda snowballed and I ended up adding 'Jane manages to pale-woo Gamzee with food and now will fuck you up if you hurt Gamzee also Jane is getting unintentionally affected by Gamzee's Rage powers when she looses it' whoops. Also everyone is on the Meteor Because Reasons

    (The unhealthy/abusive relationship tags refer to Vriska's and Terezi's Diamond)

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    A series with JohnTav, Davekat, and Erinep.
    Travis is a delinquent kid who is known for his 360 degree attitude change from middle school. John is a football player who happens to bail him out jail. Dave is John's best friend and is dating Kyle, who probably knows why Travis changed.

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    Dave Strider is Mute, and he has been for a long time. He learnt to deal though and he has a helpful group of friends. But things go down hill when someone gets tired of being ignored.

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    (2 hours after) John was trying to make dinner, but dave had to spoil John's mood. And now everyone is on the hunt for some Johns ass.

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    Your name is John Egbert. If you could, you would go back in time and tell Casey that she doesn't need to see her friend, because she sees him every single day at school. You are now stuck in this Mommy and Me group, even though you are NOT a mommy. You have noticed that there is another father here, and your mind notices too -- because it is now screaming, "oh shit, he's hot!" and you want to facepalm.

    Your name is Dave Strider. If you could, you would punch your twin sister in the face, because you are a single MALE and you don't want to be part of a fucking Mommy and Me group. Not even for the irony of it. You have taken note that you are not the only dumbfuck dad here, and holy shit, why is the other father so damn attractive? Shut up, you don't have a schoolgirl crush on a single father in a Mommy And Me group.

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    Today is John's 17th birthday and he spends his special day doing various of activities with no sole company. Like those cliché movie scenarios, he witnessed some strange events happening the whole day.

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    You told him. You told him so many times you can't possibly fathom reaching the number by counting on both your fingers and toes.

    If he did so much as raise a finger against him, you would be sure to make the rest of his life a living hell. That is, if he was still alive by the time you were done with him.

    Yet here you are helplessly pounding on his run down front door through the sounds of yells, cries, and smashing glass just on the other side, unable to intervene or do anything useful.

    He didn't fucking listen.

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    John is a cannibal.

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    Dave is sad and he doesn't realize that bleeding out is terrifying.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    Chapters:
    26/?
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