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    Lyllani Arttana might be the last shapeshifter. Her session was doomed from the beginning. She doesn't know if any of the others who played are alive anymore. They split up to look through the realities for a place to call home long ago. The horrorterrors have been whispering in her ears for so long that she might actually go to them soon. But then she sees a meteor, and senses the life on it, and dares to hope.

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    Bro's trucker and he picks up a hitch hiker who isn't what he seems but Bro's not really expecting much. But he knows enough to get by.

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, but everyone who called you that is dead, now. You go by Bro, and you're a vampire. And a single dad to the coolest kid in the world.
    Dave's just brought his first friend home, finally trusting himself and you to be able to keep your vampireness a secret.
    You are really not good at this socialising thing.

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    The window is pushed up higher and clicks into place and doesn't fall when he lets it go. Now perching on the windowsill like a bird, he smiles as he pushed himself forward off the window, falling for a split second before the wind swirls around his body and lifts him up into the cold nights sky. John grin as he spins around and then darts up into the dark clouds. He feels the moisture slowly soaking him like a cold shower and it feels amazing. The wind was just right so it wasn't shoving his hair all over the place. It was peaceful. Looking down, it was a spectacular aerial view of the city. The city was lit up by lights from signs and buildings, it was just as beautiful was if he were sitting on his roof gazing at the stars. Johns grin doesn't break for one second, this was probably one of the best things that has ever happened to him.

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    Trigger warning: Abuse.

    What if Dave wasn't killed by his brother, instead being rescued by John?

    Spinoff of Playing it Down.

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    "You know what I'm looking forwards to the most, Carter?" He asks.

    "No, what?" You ask back.

    "Not having lived the same damn year three times over," he smiles, a rare, genuine one. "Sure, I've lived it in different places, and gone to different places... but I don't know what's coming next after today and I'm EXCITED."

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    43/?
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    (a dollop of implied johnkat for the soul)

    After inhabiting Can Town, Karkat and John sort of went their separate ways, living in different apartments with different people.

    But when Karkat's roommate kicks him out and he finds himself homeless and alone--John just can't resist lending a hand to an old friendleader. And when he finds that Karkat has pneumonia--he offers to let him stay until he's back on his feet again.

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    Four familiar yet different kids play a game.

    *Updates sporadically*

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    It’s been two years since Dirk was freed from the Cavern of Hearts. One year since Dirk left Jake with nothing but a note and set off alone. One week since Dirk rediscovered his abilities. One hour since he was beaten to an inch of his life and crawled into this alley. One minute since he realized he was going to die… at least, until a stranger appeared in front of him. But not any stranger--Dave. His brother who died thousands of years ago?

    How is this possible?

    Suddenly surrounded by his reincarnated siblings, Dirk realizes something is off. It’s almost as if they’re… cursed. As if something wants them miserable. As if something wants them dead.

    Now, with their powers returning, Dirk realizes time is running out. If he wants them, the world, to survive, he’s going to need all the help he can get. He’ll need hope.

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    Where Karkat discovers the MAGIC of COOKING and uses FOOD to solve ALL issues and make life better.

    Also, pairings.

    ALL THE PAIRINGS.

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    Rose Lalonde steps through the door to the new world, and lands in the middle of New York City, 2012. But it's not her New York - why would it be, her New York is gone - instead, she's landed in the MCU, just weeks before the Chituari Invasion.

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    One minute you get a mysterious message from a man who types all in white like a jackass, and then the next thing you know you're being whisked away to a mystical school for kids with superpowers. If you weren't Dave fucking Strider, this sort of thing might bother you.

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    Dave and Rose are an unstoppable pair of detectives. Rose is an expert puzzle-solver, especially when the puzzles are people, and Dave's neurotype helps him be an exceptional interrogator. But when they hit a run of dead-end cases, is Rose just losing her grip when she insists there's a superhuman killer on the loose? Updates every other week (roughly). Tags subject to change.

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    You are JANE CROCKER, and almost four years ago, the dozen of you in the room all played a game and won. Today is the day you play another game, of high stripping stakes and nudity and a good helping of titillation all round.

    You've been looking forward to this for a while now. If all goes to plan, the sexual shenanigans that take place today will be remembered for centuries to come.

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    Dave Strider is the cool one, with shape-shifting abilities and a smart attitude.
    John Egbert is the funny one, with an arsenal of pranks and a people friendly attitude that slides suspicions off him. Together, they are unstoppable and a teacher's worst nightmare.

    A story of love and friendship as two boys grow up together, live their life together and die together.

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    And Other Fun Free Time Activities, A Memoir by Dirk Strider

    The game's over; time to figure out what to do with his life. Get his shit together and start making smart, rational decisions? Hopefully. Maybe. If he really puts his mind to it.

    ...Who is he kidding, he's a fucking disaster.

    (Or, the one in which Dirk and John fall in love and nobody is straight, ever.)

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    John's visiting Dave's town in ACNL. Dave's town is messy and John swoops in to steal his shit.

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    John and Dave Strider had a beautiful life with beautiful children, until one day, one car accident takes it all away from them. John falls victim to a severe head trauma, that causes a major case of amnesia, one that makes him forget the loss of his father and more importantly, forgets all together that he has kids and a husband. The results leave all of them with more then a little bit of trauma.

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battlefield littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    31/?
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