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    Dave just wants to make it through high school alive and John just wants nothing to do with him. Pranking wars, awkward Food's projects and the occasional bad pun is had and somewhere in between the two dorks end up falling in love.

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    14/?
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    In the aftermath of Sburb and Sgrub, Children and trolls alike are forced to come to terms with their new lives in a world that is unaware of their sacrifice.

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    14/?
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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

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    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

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    • Part 1 of 2x2
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    English
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    90,020
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    20/?
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    Several months after saving humanity using the power of their Personas, Dave Strider and his friends John, Rose, and Jade are on their way to Japan to be officially inducted into the paranormal investigation unit known only as the Shadow Operatives. Along the way, however, they find themselves trapped in the realm of the Velvet Room and faced with a new challenge; take on each other and their former comrades in a fighting tournament taking place on the massive 'Velvet Tower', where the winner is granted a wish of their choosing!

    However, dark forces, as always, are behind the orchestrators of the tournament. It's up to Dave and the other Persona users to solve the mystery of the Velvet Tower and prevent the destruction of humanity once more.

    (Sequel to Shin Megami Tensei: Personastuck.)

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    2/?
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    4
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    9
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    4
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    61
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    Being a spy isn't nearly as fun as the movies make it seem

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    1/?
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    1
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    i don't have one yet...I'm honesty not sure what I'm doing. I just know I'm hitting off the pairings I selected and I said-Hey, romance, I know the PURFECT one for that.

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    2/?
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    1
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    Right now, you’re not 100% sure you know where you are. You’re sitting on an empty town sidewalk, and it’s raining so hard you might as well be sitting in a shower. Seriously, you could bust out some soap and just take a show. A cold shower, but a shower all the same.
    {}{---}{}

    John needed a breather from the new universe he and all of his friends live in. His flashy blue disappearing powers still work and he uses them to get away, landing right in a doomed timeline.
    With Dirk Strider and adult Dave Strider.

    He wonders vaguely what the fuck he's gotten himself into.

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    Chapters:
    23/?
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    37
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    2
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    Dave brings home a Friend and Bro has his doubts about the mysterious kid.

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    22/?
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    28
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    125
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    Your name is Jake English. Your eyes are closed. When did you shut them? You can not remember. Why are you kneeling on the ground? Why are your hands covering your face? What the hell is going on?
    Your name is Jake English, and something is terribly wrong with you.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    HSWC Bonus Round 2 fill.

    "Dave/John

    Pena Ajena (Spanish): Shame experienced on behalf of another person, even though that person may not experience shame. Otherwise known as secondhand embarrassment."

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    1/1
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    Jane Crocker is a geeky girl. Jake English is popular.
    But she needs these questions answered:
    Why is Jade Harley so mean to her?
    Why is Dirk so quiet around her now?
    Why is her dad so overprotective now?
    Why is she fighting o frequently with Roxy?
    Why is Jake paying so much attenton to her?
    Jane'll have to figure this out, that's for sure!

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    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    2
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    8
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    306
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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you just save the ENTIRE UNIVERSE along with your friends.
    The only problem is that no one even knows because it pretty much NEVER HAPPENED.

    In which the kids finish the game and find that the timeline has restart to the day the game began and no one besides them has any idea what happened.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    2
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    1
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    Dave and John have been best bros for awhile now, and everyone but them can see how perfect the dorks are for each other. After consulting Rose on his failed love life, John decides to try and see how dating Dave will work out- he's not a total homosexual if the only guy he even wants to try to date is Dave right?
    Dave is of course secretly delighted at this chance, and is determined not to mess things up between them. Dave makes sure this particular first date is one that will never be forgotten, and if it takes makeup and a dress to secure a second date, then pass the lipstick.

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    1/?
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    2
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    5
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    1
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    What if the beta kids had another friend? Someone who wasn't a player like them? Someone who knew what was going to happen? Someone who knew they couldn't be a part of it.

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    1/1
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    Dave hates John to the gut, that is until he thinks John is hiding something under the douchey act and gives him a chance. Dirk and Jake are together now, so he and John should also get their relationship straight out, too, end it or in it?

    Personally, I don't think there are enough douchery in other Douchestuck fic so a wrote one

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    8
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    1
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    A crossover fic between Homestuck and Warhammer 40 000. When an armed conflict erupts between humanity, trolls and Chaos on the planet of Alternia, Commissar Rose Lalonde and her troops are quick to respond. What seems to just be a standard conflict turns out to be the start of something bigger.

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    2/?
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    1
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    Bro Strider sat at his couch. Naked. With a smuppet up his ass. Moaning like the lustiest gay pornstar in the universe. Bro Strider was streaming for his website.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you work at the flower shop on the corner of 6th and Merriview. The work is lame but the pay is decent and you have friends here.
    Now, if only that one dweeb-ass manchild with the prettiest eyes you've ever seen would back the fuck up for two seconds so you can sweep the damn floor.

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    English
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    5,243
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    8
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    52
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    609
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    (Team Gamzee♣Rose♣Terezi)
    Collection of bonus round fills.

    (Warning: Only triggers in the HSWC Content Tags list are mentioned - others may be accidentally left out.)

    Language:
    English
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    13,293
    Chapters:
    26/30
    Collections:
    1
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    8
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    84
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    You have never hated a place as much as you hate LOHAC.

    Four months. Four months you suffer through the suffocating, liquid heat. Four months of the tick, four months of tock, four months of game mechanics and details and intricacies and timelines; four months of enemies and Rose. Both of you isolated in your own little bubbles of misery. Both of you stuck. Both of you trapped.

    Language:
    English
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    2,600
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    10
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    44

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