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    Your name, for the first time in so, so long, is John Egbert.
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    “Yeah, what’s your-- what’s your name?” You inquire.
    “Highchurch. Merle Highchurch.”
    Uh, what?
    “Your name’s Highchurch Merle?” It suddenly hits you that he had reversed his name in an attempt to be suave. “Oh, you were doing-- okay.”
    (You can practically hear D̶̝̲͈̜̆ͥ̐͂ͣa̮͔͈̫̲ͪ̓̾̄̇̀͒ͅv͔̣̬͈͚͍̬ͯ̈́̍̂ͣ̍̇e̺̤̖̥͋̓̂͌’s laugh followed by a “really dude?” and K̡̥̹̐̊͛̔̿̄͗a͇͉̰͚̝ͪͤ̑r̹̭̼̹̟ͩ̋́̾͐̓͟k̜͚͎̭̫̗̗ͤ̒ͫͫ̒̚a̶͍̪̔͑̉ͭ́t̡ͣ̂̆ calling you an idiot.)

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    John is having nightmares for months on end, paranoid that the monster that terrorizes his sleeping self is stalking his waking self. What he eventually runs into is a little shocking, to say the least.

    ABANDONED

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and there's nothing good about John and Rose changing schools.

    Without your twin sister and best friend, you've been left socially crippled at school, and barely coping at home. You're nearly certain that your mental health has been slowly spiraling downhill. You have no clue how you'll last the two years to high school graduation. In all this, there's just one single ray of light.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and there's nothing good about John and Rose changing schools. Except for meeting Karkat Vantas.

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    AN AU HUMANSTUCK NOVEL
    BOOK ONE OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES

    Karkat is going to play a game presented by the school that is supposed to run like a scavenger hunt. With his team, he and other people in the school will compete to the final three. Each team must set out and find a specific set of items.
    After a new person takes over the game, the rules start to change and questions are raised. The prize is unknown, but it might be better left alone.
    There hasn't been a reason to the game that he knows of yet, but the man behind it has dark plans. Figuring out the game may mean figuring out the man's identity... and who can pass over an option like that?
     

     

    I always wondered what it would be like if Homestuck was set on Earth and in a typical high school (yes, totally interrupting the main point, I know), and as someone who LOVES to write, here is the story!
    Also, Terezi will not be blind in this story, but she will need her glasses or she can be considered blind.

    Disclaimer: I do not own the AMAZING characters, or any media that goes along with this story. Thanks!

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    Dave gets a crush on Dirk. AR is not happy about this, but then he gets curious. This could be either a good thing or a bad thing.

    Fan fic of Mortior's Endangered and this fancomic by br0bdingnagian on tumblr.

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    A note and shades stood on a nightstand, and a window left open.

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    Post-game Trollstuck

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    John Egbert had the most stupendous luck in the world. Everything bad has happened to this kid. Stuck down the toilet, failed his tests and accidentally stabbing somebody with a fork, the list goes on.

    Everyone tended to avoid him, with the exception of his two friends, Dave Strider and Jade Harley.

    But one girl in particular sees past his massive flaw.

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    When you first hear the sharp knocking of knuckles against wood you believe, momentarily, that your mind has finally begun to slip.

    No human has dared enter your woods in – if memory serves – at least a century, let alone found their way as far as your door.

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    You're standing absentmindenly in your room, all memories wash away, and you become excited of playing the game again

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    Vows & Fluffffffffffff ♡

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    Roxy Lalonde isn't just a Low Aspect and therefore Earthstuck; as a Void Aspect, she's one of the Corrupted castes. She's been riding on her bestie's coattails for a long time now, safe in his metaphorical shadow even as she lives uncomfortably in the literal shadow of the floating city of Skaia, where the Noble Aspects reign, unseen and distant. But she has plans. Mother-effin' aspirations, you dig? And those plans just happen to include regicide. She's skybound, with a trusty rifle, a heavy grudge, and half of an idea of how she'll pull it all off.

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    How exciting this is going to be! Jade Harley has the two best friends in the world, she's in band with them and nothing can go wrong here in Derse, right? Um, Derse High School of course.

    But she meets Dave Strider and suddenly she's falling for this dorky outcast in goofy glasses and a breathtakingly romantic side.

    Will Jade ever learn that high school is meant to be hell?

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    Yes, you hate him with a goddamn passion, but you can't deny it; he looks fuckable. And under kismesistude, that's what makes for a good soul mate in rivalry. Hell, this pursuit for ruining his reputation is a very black thing to do.

    But the way you're going about it is definitely worth as a plot for one of your troll romcoms, because you're bringing him down using a flushed strategy.

    What the fuck has your life come to?

    Or basically Karkat gets coerced into dating Strider in the hopes that he can break his heart and teach him a lesson because everyone's tired of his player lifestyle around the campus.

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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    "holy shit so my friend and i were thinking of mildly entertaining headcanons today
    and i brought up one thats like. dave can play nearly every instrument BUT the triangle, like,
    "Dave! How the hell can you not even follow the beat??"
    "shut tf up i know what im doing"
    and i was about to say "it's just clanging metal on metal" and then i r ea l i zed"

    AKA my friend said this and I was Inspired.

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    Jesteś w końcu Dziedzicem Zguby; Los nie sprzyja może tobie samemu, ale kieruje bieg wydarzeń tak, byś ostatecznie wychodził z nich z życiem.
    - Czyli: a co by było, gdyby Psiioniic jakimś cudem przeżył Vast Glub? AU po grze. Psiioniico-centryczne.

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    At age 12, Karkat and his older brother, Kankri, are finally moving back into their old family home. It is at a nearby dock that Karkat meets a Merman named John, who is more than eager to make friends with the lonely boy. Unfortunately for him, Karkat's more than a little reluctant to make friends with a mythical creature.

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    When Dave moves to Washington, he expects to spend the summer alone in his room until school starts. But when he stumbles on the sandlot, he discovers a baseball team needing one more player. He quickly gets dragged into the mix, but there's just one problem: he knows absolute dicksquat about the game.

    Luckily, John, the high school's best baseball player, swoops in to help.

    (this is basically a sandlot/baseball au. happy summer!)

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    Jerry is a normal guy, and is happy with his Wi-Fi. But he has a weird dream, and the Ouma, the new Demon King, shows up and ruins EVERYTHING. More weird shit starts happening, and now that Ouma can open rifts in space-time, it's gonna be one cluster-fuck of an adventure. Join Jerry as he makes friends, finds love, and goes on a quest to restore peace to the world.

    The Author regrets everything.

    Updates whenever I feel like it.

    (Crackfic)

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