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    “Why has your relationship status on facebook been changed to In A Relationship?”

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    Karkat hates himself. He's a good-for-nothing loser who spends most of his time alone in his room, watching bad movies and talking to himself. And he's not gay, he just happens to be a particularly flirty drunk. Not gay at all. Very Straight.

    A Humanstuck fanfiction about Karkat's struggles with obsessive thinking and self-deprecation. Lot's of DaveKat fluff.

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    Jerry is a normal guy, and is happy with his Wi-Fi. But he has a weird dream, and the Ouma, the new Demon King, shows up and ruins EVERYTHING. More weird shit starts happening, and now that Ouma can open rifts in space-time, it's gonna be one cluster-fuck of an adventure. Join Jerry as he makes friends, finds love, and goes on a quest to restore peace to the world.

    The Author regrets everything.

    (Will Update about every other day. Or when I feel like it.)

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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    Will add pairings as I go on.

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    It is not often that Dave Strider, sunglass-wearing stoic teenager and definitive psychopath, shows any hint of positive emotion.
    And it's all because of that infuriating teen with his perfect looks and charm. It drove Dave crazy.

    He just wanted John by his side.

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    “I really do believe a blaster and a higher understanding of mathematics will offer more safety than an unproved theory,” Jade said. “The Force. Midi-chlorians. I haven’t studied it much but the theory has some merit behind it, particularly concerning the Jedi Order, but I wouldn’t risk my life on the hope that when the time came, a mysterious Force would save me. Now granted, I am a scientist and I am not willing to say that the Force doesn’t exist at all. There’s too much evidence to support it. I’d just want to understand it before I trust it, that’s all.”
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    Years after Her Imperious Condescension secured control of the galaxy, the Rebellion fights for its freedom. Karkat Vantas wants no part in this fight, and wouldn't have even considered joining it had a couple of droids not fallen into his hands seemingly by chance. Along with John Egbert, a fucker who somehow believes he is Karkat's 'friend' and Psiioniic, an old Clone War general, Karkat gets swept into a fight he did not ask for, but now cannot refuse.
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    Onto the original trilogy for the Paradox Space Wars series! This is my HS/SW crossover series. The prequels have been posted. Updates every Sunday. Enjoy!

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    you were time - meant to make the world turn.
    he was breath - meant to keep the planet he lives on with air flowing through veins.
    centuries can wear out people as does walking on a thin line where things can't be taken back.

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    Your name is John Egbert and you are half of the superhero duo that protects Paris. Your alter-ego's name is Breeze, and your Miraculous grants you power over Wind and Chaos. You also have a crush on your best friend, Dave Strider.
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are half of the superhero duo that protects Paris. Your alter-ego's name is Turntable, and your Miraculous grants you power over Time and Order. You also have a crush on your partner, Breeze.

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    Dave Strider is spending four weeks at a summer camp that he know is gonna suck. On the first day he meets John Egbert and maybe the summer will suck a little less. Now he just have to keep the fact that he's trans a secret.
    [Moved from fanfiction.net to this site]

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    Dave Strider has been in love with his best friend John Egbert for as long as he can remember, and when he realizes he'll never love him back, his teenage heart hits rock bottom.
    He changes habits and friends, and starts healing in his own terms.
    But when he finally thinks he's safe from the cruel claws of love, life's spins nudge him towards someone new.

    A story about learning to love right. Not a love triangle.

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    John, Karkat, Dirk, Sollux, and Jake have decided it's been long enough. They want Dave as their little pet slut.

    And Dave is eventually okay with this.

    Or,

    In which everyone fucks Dave.

    (Only the first chapter contains non-con, I promise.)

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    Five gods rent a flat in Manhattan. That sounded like the start of a bad joke.

    In which Loki Silvertongue is not the only lost god who falls to a world that isn’t his own.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and there's nothing good about John and Rose changing schools.

    Without your twin sister and best friend, you've been left socially crippled at school, and barely coping at home. You're nearly certain that your mental health has been slowly spiraling downhill. You have no clue how you'll last the two years to high school graduation. In all this, there's just one single ray of light.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and there's nothing good about John and Rose changing schools. Except for meeting Karkat Vantas.

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    Derse and Prospit are two kingdoms engaged in a war that spans generations, with neither side showing signs of slowing the bloody stalemate any time soon. Yet, the tides of war may be set to change when the prince of Derse, second in line for the throne, is presented to the royal family of Prospit as a gift. Will the battle rage on with the chained prince reduced to a pawn? Or will an heir of Prospit seek to tip the board and start anew with the enemy at his side?

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    "Dirk Strider, back then, could walk on the waves like Orion could. He was your role model, a Prince, a warrior. Once you grew out of that mindset, you realized he was just another boy, like you. Now, he couldn’t walk on the waves. Now, you believe he would only drown."
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    An AU in which Jake English is a Hunter of Derse, an army of incredible warriors who dedicate their lives to the safety of the Kingdom. Dirk Strider is the Prince of Derse, who will soon fill his father's place as King, and will be married off to Eridan Ampora, the Prince of Prospit-Derse's rival kingdom.

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    Long story short, Lance's strong connection with Blue makes him more susceptible to space shenanigans. As the Castle passes through residual temporal energy from the Beta kids' Scratch, Lance is able to meet Dave, Rose and others on the planet Derse in his dreams.

    *UPDATES ON THURSDAYS*

    No major archive warnings yet, but who knows what the future may bring I'm a sucker for hurt lance :P

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    Aveces arriesgarlo todo por un mejor futuro puede valer la pena, solo hace falta estar dispuesto a enfrentar cualquier cosa que se presente en tu camino de la mejor manera.

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

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    Dave is the new kid in town. He moved from Texas to Seattle, Washington to live with his best friend John to get away from his abusive guardian. He meets a boy who just won't shut up and he just can't stop thinking about.

    contains topics like mental illness, abuse, and recovery

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    1/?
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    12
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    1
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    59

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