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    John is a free spirited teen who isn't worried about anything besides having fun. Surfing is his life, but will a storm ruin him, or will it bring something more into his life?

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    Your name is John Egbert and the two guys next door are totally hot! Not that your a homosexual or anything but jesus they are sexy.
    Only thing is, you just moved in and don't even know their names yet, only that they are twins.

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    In a civilization where aliens have populated Earth in the extinction of their own planet, two beings live to stop the people from reaching their full potential. Her Imperious Condescension and Lord English, who have taken the entire planet under their thumb under the guise of Englis)( Incorporated.
    In a civilization where people are born with the potential to control Aspects and gain superhuman powers, four guardians had fought for a world they'd known, and for the future of their children's charges.
    In a civilization on the brink of dystopia, eight kids find their way around the rules set for them.

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    The author ends up proving why binging on Homestuck between homework and bed isn't always a good thing. A series of dreams where he ends up sharing a house with John and Vriska.

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    Gamzee always gave Tavros shitty gifts for his birthday, and he wish he could do better. Tavros always loved the gifts though. All of the years of shitty gifts paid off though on his 19th birthday, when Gamzee finally had enough money to take Tavros on a trip around the world.

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    John and Karkat are high school roommates during their first year at A.H Prep, and we all know there's a storm before a (really gay, sunshiny) rainbow.
    Feelings get complicated, and they get complicated fast.

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    Too fat, too skinny, too ugly... too motherfuckin' beautiful. Travis Martinez has been called all of these things, and all of them have shaped who he is as a person. He's not special, strong, or weak; he's nothing. But he's a very big something, a very big miracle, in the eyes of Gamzee Makara; a boy who would lose everything, especially his mind, in a heartbeat if he lost Travis.

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    Why does Earth have to be so damn cold? --John takes Vriska skating and she is not amused.

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    She’s never realized the pure fun a horror movie could have. --John, Vriska, and the time they watched a horror movie together.

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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.

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    All the characters in. Homestuck are at a school, and stuff happens, especially because the school is really strange to give me, and hopefully the you, the reader, amusement.

    Series
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    John Egbert just really, really wants a pet, dorm rules be damned.

    Happy Birthday to 13LuckyWishes!!!!!! Hope it's fantastic :3

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    You notice that you have a new neighbor that lives in the apartment across from yours, you wonder who this lovely lady is and if you can catch her name.

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    Dirk Strider is a grad student, a TA, and when his students actually show up, a tutor. When given Jake English as a new student to tutor, Dirk may be forced to admit that his approach is a bit flawed.

    Tags will be added as needed.

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    Nepeta has been dead for over 3 years, and a new family has moved in! Vantas huh? Well she's about to show them a living nightmare, one that'll make 'em regret ever coming here. Unless, one can change this cold mountain lion back to a mewling kitten...

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    EB: OMG JEGUS DAVE
    EB: i was talking about your shirt size!
    EB: SHIRT SIZE!
    EB: because i saw a shirt that reminded me of you
    EB: and i was gonna buy it!
    EB: but now i don’t know if i want to!
    --
    Dave consistently misunderstands John and things just steamroll into conversations of the weirdest caliber.

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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had.

    Little do you know, though, that you're literally entering an epic of space and time, of joy and sorrow, of hilarity and sobriety, and that it'll change your lives. Is it for the better? Is it for the worse? You will have to decide for yourselves.

    Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on various aspects of Homestuck (see clarification).

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    "Please tell me my auricular sponge clots are failing me here. Tell me I did not just hear you say that you are sending me to some shithole alien planet where I will be nook deep in squishy hairless monkeys.”

    Karkat always assumed that his life would be over as soon as the Empire caught wind of the cherry-colored sludge pumping through his vascular system. No muss, no fuss--just a good, clean culling fork to the chest. Little did he know that there was something far worse in store...

    Meanwhile on Alternia: the political tides are shifting and the disappearance of a certain mutant blood sets into motion a revolution which could entangle Alternia and Earth together forever--or destroy them both.

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