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    The first episode of Fireflystuck, a combination of Homestuck and Firefly which draws heavily from both. In this episode: the crew unites, and an abomination is fled from.

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    ==> You are Dave Strider and you are going through hell and back. Fortunately you got yourself a helpful little goblin friend by the name of Karkat who actually wants you to get better.

    Edit 4/4/15: Now with some pictures~!

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    Humanity could have adapted to trolls moving to earth Humanity could have adapted to monsters coming out of the ground. Having to deal with both at once in going to be interesting.

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    Alternia has come to a peace treaty with Earth. But along with that treaty came about the birth of a sick business that involved the worst of the worst Alternian criminals to be sold as 'sentient sex toys' to Earth's most rich and famous. The condescension's sick way of getting rid of 'pests' while earning 'profit'.

    And as a troll with the blood of the lowest of all blood castes, where your very existence is a crime of the highest treason, there is no other fate you know.

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    "How can I not fall in love with the first person who's ever treated me with so much love and care? Tell me Kanaya, how can I leave a person like that?"

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    Ну и что? Джон, ты влюбился в этого гребаного идиота, мы поняли это еще в блядском марте, помнишь? Любовь не ждет. Она здесь и сейчас, и ты, блядь, должен идти в ее объятия, когда она зовет, потому что, если ты проебешь этот шанс, второго не будет.
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    История, разворачивающаяся на протяжении многих лет: о первом увлечении, влюбленности и взрослении, и обо всех радостях и печалях, которые они приносят.

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    AN AU HUMANSTUCK NOVEL
    BOOK ONE OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES

    A game has been presented to the school. Karkat knows this might be the chance he can show everyone how much of a leader he really can be. However, going on the run and trying to flee from a murderer is not what he and the other two teams had in mind.
    One life has gone, and another is sure to follow.
    The obvious answer would be to tell the cops, but if that happens,
    It is game over for everyone.
     

     

    Disclaimer: I do not own the AMAZING characters, or any media that goes along with this story. Terezi will not be blind in this story, but she will need her glasses to see.

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    Mertrolls and Marine Biology Interns (the beta kids) AU. What could go wrong?
    All the trolls are mertrolls (basically mermaids with horns and different blood colors) and the beta kids are 15-16 year old interns at the Marine Institute University of Florida (it doesn't exist) and they go to a private beach and they discover the mertrolls. The hemospectrum also applies the the mertrolls.
    (warning: i know nothing about marine biology nor internships, so just saying!)

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    Dave Strider has been in love with his best friend John Egbert for as long as he can remember, and when he realizes he'll never love him back, his teenage heart hits rock bottom.
    He changes habits and friends, and starts healing in his own terms.
    But when he finally thinks he's safe from the cruel claws of love, life's spins nudge him towards someone new.

    A story about learning to love right. Not a love triangle.

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    "He steeled himself, as mentally prepared to face whatever Dave had done and the inevitable clash that would follow as he could be when the door opened.

    By now, he thought to himself, he really shouldn’t be surprised by Dave’s romantic streak."

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    (“Hey, it’s Dave. Just letting you know I’ll be shooting in Washington soon—place in Des Moines, has the cast all buzzed. Or tired of movin’ around, I dunno. Anyway, uh, we’re gonna be up there for a few weeks, starting September 15th, and I was wondering if you…”)

    You can’t believe you’re doing this.

    Your chest felt tight up to the hour you were supposed to meet him. You fussed over your hair, your face, a persistent smudge on your glasses, despite feeling a slight numbness in your fingertips. You zoned out driving down Route 18 until you were somewhat startled back into reality, suddenly wondering why you were making the half hour trip to see your ex-boyfriend that you haven’t spoken to in twenty years.

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    John and Dave see each other for the first time in twenty years.

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    The best rendition of Bohemian Rhapsody in Paradox Space.

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    Since her mother’s death, Rose has lived with her somewhat enigmatic if well-meaning godfather, who often told her that magic was fake.

    Rose’s godfather, as it turns out, is a fucking liar, and also not human.

    Join the Seer of Light as she travels through the world of magic, politics, and danger, learning the secrets of her mother’s past, accompanied by aforementioned guardian Eridan Ampora, who worries a lot and blows things up, and her best friend Dave, who is tagging along for either a. the Hell of it, b. to keep her from dying, c. to avoid going home, or d. any or all of the above. She will meet a whole bunch of other people, including some trolls that seem like generally nice people, some more trolls who are very much not, a windy boy, a spacey girl, a bad dog, and some eldritch beings from the realm of nightmares.

    Updates Mondays.

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    Those who were chosen to be life-long companions to a dragon were known as a Rider. The duty of a Rider is to keep peace within the country of Alternia and balance between what is living and what is magical by serving as a bridge. Karkat Vantas isn't a balancing kind of person, and yet between the dreams, the dragons returning to his village after about 15 years, and his village literally falling off the face of the earth, he ended up bonded to a dragon. What else is could possibly go wrong?

    Inspired by In Name and In Deed by Royalrastafariannaynays.

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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    Calm and collected, that's Dave Strider. The docking station around him is chaotic and loud but he is like ice, cool and clear.
    None of that is true of course, but nobody is looking closely enough to notice the way his hands shake and his eyes dart around underneath the opaque plastic of his vintage sunglasses.

    Dave Strider sneaks on board an Alternian ship in an attempt to flee his shitty situation on Earth. This is the first of many questionable decisions.

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    In which a young man born into a family of federal criminals does his best to disappoint neither his older brother nor his housemate who may or may not later turn out to be the love of his life, but along the way gets tangled up in endless strings, probably nearly dies once or twice, and must navigate the clusterfuck of his life to arrive at his destination where he hopes to finally be at peace with his heart, his mind, his loyalties, his family, and the law.

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    In an AU where hundreds of years ago, Trolls fled to earth because of War, the next few generations have jobs. Whats worse is that Karkat gets fired from a QuikTrip for being a troll, Rose and Kanaya have an argument over whats the best way to write (first or third person), Tavros, Vriska, and Terezi are having a huge D&D session that lasts a week, Eridan and Feferi have an argument over pie and Jane is caught in the middle while baking an actual Pie, and Sollux is sick of being sent to the Barns and Nobel Starbux to get everyone coffee in the middle of the day. Watch the Shitstorm from a safe distance!

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    At age 12, Karkat and his older brother, Kankri, are finally moving back into their old family home. It is at a nearby dock that Karkat meets a Merman named John, who is more than eager to make friends with the lonely boy. Unfortunately for him, Karkat's more than a little reluctant to make friends with a mythical creature.

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    This is a play I created and it's full of drama and.....???? Anyways, I tried to make it as enjoyable as possible. Hope you like it. FanFiction Play.

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    • Part 10 of OTP
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    So you win a game, and you think you're good and all set for life, and then what's dead comes back rearing its ugly head. Literally. As zombies.

    God, you really hate your birthdays.

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