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    It began with some strange blonde girl in the woods beating Russia into the snow.

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    1/?
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    But this is not what he signed up for when he became friends with her.

    What he is talking about, is a fucking blind date.

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    Chapters:
    6/6
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    17
    Kudos:
    101
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    13
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    1310
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    In which John is a single father, looking for someone who can watch over his daughter while he teaches in the afternoons and evenings. Karkat is a broke college student whose classes reside in morning times. Dave watches from the sidelines.

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    2,961
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    1
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    10
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    2
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    30
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    Karkat and Egderp have sex for the first time. That's it. There's litterally nothing else to it.

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    3,167
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    60
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and for fuck's sake, you do not hate John Egbert at all.

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    English
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    2,121
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    3
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    1
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    97
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    What else would you expect after your whole world just got hit at 45 mph, rolled twice, then just hung there limp in a seatbelt after it spewed blood everywhere?

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    1,092
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    4
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    76
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    Every moment of time is condensed into one year, and every single fandom is condensed into one. Time is warped and space is bendable. Everything is lost. The author is going to hell.

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    2,994
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    1/5
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    8
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    4
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    87
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    “They go on in strange paradox, decided only to be undecided, resolved to be irresolute, adamant for drift, solid for fluidity, all-powerful to be impotent”¦ Owing to past neglect, in the face of the plainest warnings, we have entered upon a period of danger. The era of procrastination, of half measures, of soothing and baffling expedience of delays, is coming to its close. In its place we are entering a period of consequences”¦. We cannot avoid this period, we are in it now”¦”
    - Winston Churchill, November 12, 1936

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    27
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    19
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    3
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    139
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    "Yeah you can't fight the tears that ain't comin',
    Or the moment of truth in your lies
    When everything feels like the movies
    Yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive

     

    And I don't want the world to see me
    'Cause I don't think that they'd understand
    When everything's made to be broken
    I just want you to know who I am"
    —"Iris," Goo Goo Dolls
     
    Time takes care of everything. Right?

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    English
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    5,391
    Chapters:
    9/32
    Comments:
    32
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    208
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    Shakespearestuck is back, and this time we're taking on the ultimate tale of machinations and betrayal, Othello. Watch a jealous soldier utterly mess up her commanding officer's life and cause the deaths of multiple people, all because she didn't get the promotion she wanted! Starring Gamzee Makara as the tragically-flawed Othello, Roxy Lalonde as the ever-innocent Desdemona, and Vriska Serket as the conniving, scheming Iago.

    Also, Dave Strider is Bianca the courtesan.

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    English
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    14,840
    Chapters:
    12/?
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    15
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    189
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    Continue of 'Stuck' . This is a less doomed timeline where the character wasn't killed but he fainted.

    You are Dave Strider and you has to sacrifice yourself so that your brother can be free from the demon binding. Because of this, you has to spend your life living with a demon named John. you truly don't want to see where this is going as you can only image darkness up ahead

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    English
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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    1937
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    Cada gran culpa que sentías, cada sentimiento triste y retorcido se iba desvaneciendo, siendo reemplazado por la gratificación y el calor obtenido cada vez que lo tocabas, besabas, esa intimidad sin sentido entre los dos forjada por nada más que la necesidad de tenerse sin hacerlo realmente.

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    Español
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    4,309
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Comments:
    2
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    4
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    John just expects Dave to dote on him and to be served. Makes you sick that your brother would even let the brat walk all over him like that.

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    647
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    27
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    From the Kink Meme: "Have someone discover that Dave was abused horrifically by his Bro emotionally, physically, and possibly the sexually as well. Cue the hurt/comfort, 'how could I not have realized this before' and lots of angst."

    Almost everyone from the games kept in somewhat close contact with each other. John in particular cheerfully dedicated himself to spending time with his friends after his long, retcon induced absence. Especially his two best friends.

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    English
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    7,090
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    6
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    24
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    8
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    In the aftermath of the peaceful alliance between humans and trolls, one lonely starship struggles to provide tech support in a galaxy that just wants too much drama for its own good.

    One Sollux Captor, captain of said starship, gets caught up in a mystery that goes WAY beyond his job description.

    He also tries desperately not to find love in this galaxy, and of course runs face first into it.

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    English
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    31,884
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    83
    Bookmarks:
    16
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    1124
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    John gets to know Karkat over the course of a year on the meteor. But John will have to face Vriska, and only then will he realize karkat has feelings for him... Super fluffy!

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    English
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    15,686
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    198
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    (This is mostly a thought experiment with next to no plot. Sorry!)
    The Beta kids and Hivebent trolls defeated Lord English, but thanks to a game glitch, they have been stranded inside the game. In an effort to figure out a way to escape, they attempt to create a sprite that may know how to leave the game. Something goes wrong, and they wind up pulling a human from a doomed planet and a far-removed reality into the session with them instead. Except the human's body doesn't make the trip, and the only nearby template at the time was a troll.

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    English
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    21,346
    Chapters:
    11/?
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    9
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    14
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    1
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    236
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    Deployment is what happens when you and five thousand of your closest friends pile into a floating city and do laps in the Persian Gulf for months on end. Includes foreign booze, jet planes, and the best friends you've ever had.

    Boot Camp didn't prepare you for this.

    (Tags will be updated as chapters are added)

    Language:
    English
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    16,648
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    50
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    61
    Bookmarks:
    14
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    985
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    A story about two soldiers, a Nazi, a gypsie girl, an Imperial officer, and everyone in between.

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    34,962
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    8/?
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    11
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    18
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    417
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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.
    Now with links to the beginning of each act in the chapter 1 notes.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    113,896
    Chapters:
    114/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2453

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