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    Your name is Karkat Vantas.

    You are an Alternian.

    You are the equivalent of twenty-three Earthly revolutions around their weak sun.

    And you are an assassin for the artificial planet colony of Skaia. Your job, as handed down to you by the Great and Honorable Derse King XVII, is to befriend a famed human rights activist under the pseudonym of the Knight of Time. Learn his secrets, uncover the future movements of his renegade group, The Prospitians, and kill him. By means of many pulled strings, you are now his most trusted bodyguard, as the last was assassinated by the Great and Honorable Derse King XVII's own hand.

    Seeing as he's already been injured by a failed previous attempt to kill him, you fully expect for this to be a very, very easy job.

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    -- anti-batterwitchsupporter blocked everybody from chat your friendly neighborhood palhanchos! --

    -- anti-batterwitchsupporter created chat hey everybody, if you don’t kill each other it will prove vriska wrong! --

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    Humans are pets. Felonies, to be exact. Shop lifting is one thing, but assault and parking tickets are another. It's all in your record. Felonies are over flowing prisons, and even though prisons make money off of their sorry asses, they could be making quick cash. By selling them off, of course.

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    Davesprite (or Davepeta, later on) has had quite the peculiar life. He's been a human, sprite, and, finally, a spare-squared. Some points in his journey were rough, though now, taking a hasty look back, he finds they were necessary to gain something he'd never thought he'd feel again: peace.

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    Since her mother’s death, Rose has lived with her somewhat enigmatic if well-meaning godfather, who often told her that magic was fake.

    Rose’s godfather, as it turns out, is a fucking liar, and also not human.

    Join the Seer of Light as she travels through the world of magic, politics, and danger, learning the secrets of her mother’s past, accompanied by aforementioned guardian Eridan Ampora, who worries a lot and blows things up, and her best friend Dave, who is tagging along for either a. the Hell of it, b. to keep her from dying, c. to avoid going home, or d. any or all of the above. She will meet a whole bunch of other people, including some trolls that seem like generally nice people, some more trolls who are very much not, a windy boy, a spacey girl, a bad dog, and some eldritch beings from the realm of nightmares.

    Updates Mondays.

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    Seven years ago, a group of twelve trolls and four humans tried to overthrow Her Imperial Condescension. Several had died and there was no actual account of who died. You managed to survive, despite reports saying otherwise. It's been seven years and you are approached by a stranger that looks similar to someone you knew. Your life is thrown into chaos and you pick something up that you thought was going to simply die.

    You're not sure how you feel, but you feel like doom is going to be the outcome in the end.

    No Sburb AU. Human and trolls live on the same world(kinda). Condescension is in power.

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    The two of them love each other, that much is certain.

    But maybe...
    Maybe they have room for you as well?

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    Dave Strider has grown up hating the Zodiacs- gods that betrayed the human race in an act that left the world divided into two kingdoms. After that, they disappeared without a trace. A battle broke out between the kingdoms Derse and Prospit. Now 20 years old, Dave and his twin Rose must find a way to end the bloodshed that began before they were born. But when strangers show up at Derse, Dave finds his life turned upside down in a series of choices that could either save or destroy the world as he knows it.
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    Royalty, betrayal, sword fights, and dick jokes. Modern Shakespeare for the poetic soul.

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    Dave and Karkat and their misadventures in boarding school.

     

    **DISCONTINUED AS OF NOW, SEE MOST RECENT CHAPTER**

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    (AU in which almost everyone has a name written on either wrist - one of someone they'll hate, and the other of someone they'll love. There's no way to know which is which before meeting them.)

    According to Karkat Vantas, fate is a huge bitch, because how else would he have wound up with some of the two most common names on his wrists?

    According to John, fate is irrelevant, because hate is being in a friendly rivalry and love is being best friends with someone.

    According to Dave, fate is a wonderful case of irony, because everyone scrambling for their soulmates is a comedy of errors.

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    Calm and collected, that's Dave Strider. The docking station around him is chaotic and loud but he is like ice, cool and clear.
    None of that is true of course, but nobody is looking closely enough to notice the way his hands shake and his eyes dart around underneath the opaque plastic of his vintage sunglasses.

    Dave Strider sneaks on board an Alternian ship in an attempt to flee his shitty situation on Earth. This is the first of many questionable decisions.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and a hospital wasn’t the setting you had imagined when you thought of seeing your twin again.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and having Terezi drag you around her weird human legislacerator training probably wasn’t the worst way you could spend the rest of your sweeps.

    And then you meet him.

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    "Hope to me is about believing in stuff. If you believe in stuff, then everything feels like it's going to be okay."
    - Jake English

     

    After stepping through that pure white door...John did not expect to see a battle field littered with his dead friends. After four years fighting aginst Lord English, he was the only one left standing against the cherub.

    But...perhaps...fate is on his side.

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    “My friend Dave says his brother would let him come and visit this summer if its OK with you.” James’ amused smile fell and his eyes widened a little bit. Dave… His Dave… No.

     

    In which Dave makes a bad move and things happen because the writer is a really, REALLY, bad person.

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    When you were recovering you developed a lot of crushes. On teachers, on friends, even some on strangers. All centered around if they could make you feel worthy of something. All of them faded and looking back you can’t believe how eager you were for someone to care about you. But there was still a part of you that liked Bro. By the time you realized that you didn’t need him to feel good about yourself and that a relationship might actually work it was too late. He’s got to resent you now.

    Plus mutual feelings don’t mean it would work. You know you still like him because even with the absence he’s still the same person. But you. You’re entirely different now. You’re stronger, you have more of a backbone then you’d ever thought possible. But that means you aren’t the same starry eyed kid he’d fallen for. What if you got together and he realized you weren’t what he was looking for.

    It’s just too risky.

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    “What can the Force do?”
    “Everything?”
    “No,” Redglare said. “It can only do what you can do, Karkat. The Force isn’t some magic super power that you learn to possess. And I’ll tell you a secret.” She leaned closer. “There is no light or dark side,” she whispered. “There’s only people and the choices they make. But you already know that, Karkat.The Force is you. It’s me. It’s everything. Good. Evil. Rebel. Empire… the air, the land, the stars… even the confines of time and space are not excluded from the reaches of the Force… it does not discriminate.”
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    Three years after the destruction of the Imperial Death Star and the Rebellion has bearly made a dent in the vast Empire's rule. When the Empire discovers, yet again, the hiding place of the resistance, Princess Kanaya Maryam flees with her entourage of friends while her moirail, Karakt Vantas, follows a message to a Jedi that may not even be alive. Meanwhile, a secret elite group of Rebels investigates Imperial activities deep in the Core Worlds.
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    Second of the Original Trilogy! This is my HS/SW crossover series. Heirs of Hope is posted, and the prequels have been posted. This will update every Sunday. Enjoy! Thank you!

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    John Egbert is a young man living in the nomadic House Breath. Under the orders of the House leader, he must travel across the land in search of an ally willing to stand with Breath in the mounting war. As he journeys, he discovers that the world is not so innocent as he once believed it to be.

    No set schedule.

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