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    Sollux Captor has been missing for 4 years.

    Just when Eridan Ampora forgets about his grubhood rival, the ghosts come back to haunt him when he finds the mustardblood unconsious and left for dead on the side of the road.

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    Whoever thought of of sending some guys and all that glorious yet fucking deadly shit after us and our friends must sick

     

    Like sick as hell

    Like sick with a capital 'S' and shit

    Like whoa bro, you have a high fever of like whatever makes a fever high

    Like whoa slow down dude those raps an' that beat is like so sick-

     

    Okay maybe not the last one...

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    It's hard, raising a kid on your own in a world where your skin doesn't fit quite right, where you have dreams of another place and time, where you swear you don't belong. It's hard, and nobody understands. Well. Almost nobody.

    Featuring Strilonde shenanigans in a post-game universe.

    This story is a sequel to/takes place concurrently with Neverwere. Can be read separately, or see Notes for an option to read both stories at once with the chapters interleaved in chronological order.

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    In the aftermath of Sburb and Sgrub, Children and trolls alike are forced to come to terms with their new lives in a world that is unaware of their sacrifice.

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    John decided to be spontaneous and surprise his boyfriend when he comes home from school one day. Dave is thoroughly pleased.

    Your run of the mill John/Dave fic, pwp since I love writing these two dorks together. Enjoy! :>

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    There's many relationships that occur in my AU and I'm going to try and hit most ships in this, but prepare your feels :3 I hope you guys have fun with this!

    This particular version of "Luxury" which is the name of the AU, will mainly focus on Sollux and Karkat. I might make other versions that focus elsewhere, but, for now, this is it.

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    Three years is too long to spend with Jade, consorts, carapacians and a bunch of sprites. Okay more like, three years is too long to spend time in person with a certain feathery asshole version of your best bro. You wished there was a warning label that had screamed "Warning: Major Life Changing Situations Ahead".

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    Dave is home alone as Bro has left for a few days. Enjoying his freedom to get in some much needed "relief", Dave pays little attention to John's observation that his Dad and Dave's Bro always seem to go on business trips at the same time. But maybe it's not such a coincidence after all...

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    This is a Humanstuck AU. Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and this is your first day of 9th grade and it is also the first day your annoying 16 year old brother Kankri is in the same school as you.

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    “Get out of my house.” The hulking shadow in front of John snarled, white teeth shining in the barely there light of the living room.

    The boys’ brow furrowed lightly as he shook his head, stepping back and closer to the safety (?) of his bedroom. When he reached back, relief flooded through him as his pale hand met the rough plaster. As his own mother continued yelling at him in a way that was going to make him both deaf, and blind, but he continued to slowly move back.

    At the peak of their one sided argument, she reached forward and pulled John by the collar of his shirt, and away from his anchored spot on the wall. He yelled out in shock, attempting to move away but she only tightened her grip.

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    For various reasons John finds himself confronted with various Lalonde tits. All the tits.

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    A young human finds himself in a caught out in the ocean in a terrible storm. A brooding seatroll witnesses a sinking ship and goes to investigate. The rest, as they say, is history.

    [A general fic that mostly centers around EridanJohn. I promised people another rarepair moirallegiance. I fucking deliver on my promises. Also, my moirail might be particularly attached to this fic. So I had to continue it.]

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    Life is a game. Now John, Rose, Dave, Jade, and all the others will fight for their survival to see if they're worthy of playing.

    Battlestuck is a fanfiction that takes the cast of Homestuck (all humanstuck) and transplants them into the setting of the series Battle Royale. The premise: a high school class is trapped on an island, each assigned weapons and supplies. The only way to leave the island is to kill your fellow classmate until you are the last one standing.

    Graphic violence and character death to follow, along with a mild amount of sexuality (no nudity, however.) You've been warned.

    For more battlestuck, give our tumblr a look at battlestuck.tumblr.com.

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    Your name is John Egbert and as heir to the throne you have to marry into another royal family to keep the peace; the problem is, you really don't want to.

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Sgrub - complete
    Act 2: Sburb - in-progress

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    John plays on Jade's account while she's away, and meets a tall dark stranger. Who is dressed in all red with goofy shades.

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    Amazing summer discount! Get twelve trolls for the price of ONE!!*

      *Includes two (2) psionics, one (1) animal communer, one (1) mind controller, one (1) chuckle-voodo clown cultist, one (1) ex-heiress to the throne, five (5) non-psychics with varying abilities, and one (1) mutant troll with nothing and everything to lose. Customer satisfaction not guaranteed.

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    Various drabbles and requests. Mostly unbeta'd. Rating may go up.

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