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    It's been five years since the end of the game. Everything's going fucking splendid, minus the few hitches in the production of the second Sweet Bro & Hella Jeff movie. Everything feels normal.

    Then, a dead Dave signals what could easily be the end of the world.

     

    Or:

    Everything gets fucked really quickly and the kids, now in their mid twenties, have to play another game. Gross.

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    These were all requests on my tumblr that I've grown fond of. Mostly DirkJake, but other pairings as well!

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    John is a hairdresser, he had a regular customer that comes in every Tuesday at three. His name is Strider, he has incredibly soft blond hair and is very mysterious. Where did he even come from and why pick John?

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    John is a young boy, who like to spend his afternoons talking to Jade and Rose, reading some books, pulling pranks and playing video-games. But suddenly, his plastic paradise fades away. Days fly by in a hurry, as he tries to find a way to escape the hands of his kidnappers, who want to sell him for a good price.
    Scared and lonely, John is forced to live and deal with a mean blond man, but what he doesn't know is that he might have more feelings than hate for the sadistic older man.

    PS.: I'm sorry for the summary, I promise the story's better ^w^'

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    John Egbert and Dave Strider are two gems that are powerful beyond knowledge, but they both were craving affection, not the kind given by strangers but simply... love, but what would happen if the two were put on the same team? things would perhaps... collide?

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    Reader: Be Dave ===>
    Where were you? Right. Hunter guy. Hunter guy had been stalking you for almost two weeks. It was a little freaky at first until you noticed the guy was a total noob at this. Usually you noticed him around The Veil, the club where you get all your jobs. Whenever he tried to fight, you just ollied out of there with your time-manipulation. But still he kept coming at you in the same predictable way that was clearly never going to work against someone like you. It was almost like he'd never actually gone after a hominid before.
    Hominid demon, that is. You're a demon. Why did you just clarify that in your head? Of course you know you're a demon.

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    At age eighteen you stop aging until you find your soulmate so you age together and live the rest of your lives together. Eridan and Kanaya don't believe they have soulmates and believe they'll live an immortal life devoid of love. Together the duo have lived centuries together and are now inseparable best friends and roommates.

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    On the streets of steaming hot Houston, the fading graffiti looks so much more catching than the photo's make it seem. In the flesh, with sweat pouring down your back, dancing is so much better than it's made out to be. At least, for Dave that is, who really would just like to dance forever. In the foggy rain, behind the school dumpsters, blood dripping on the sidewalk is way more horrifying than it sounds in the action novels. John just doesn't want to be the one to clean it up anymore. In a school so big, you'd think the two could go without so much as a glance in the other's direction, right up and through graduation. Only, fate doesn't seem to think so. And neither does John, who's lost in curiosity about the boy he'd never seen before popping up on the field of the first varsity football game. Or Dave, for that matter, who can't help but be mesmerized by the band's only and finest pianist.

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    1/?
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    John, Jade, Rose, and Dave can all agree love is dumb and complicated.

    But it just might be worth it.

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    4/?
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    4
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

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    It's a modern town and a modern world - and yet Jade is only getting involved in it now. She meets Terezi, an odd young woman with an even odder name - and despite their best efforts to lead normal lives, events spiral out of their control to the point where just carrying a gun around at night isn't going to help. But even though they face enemies beyond their understanding, they face those enemies with the not-so-quiet reassurance that they aren't alone - and not entirely helpless, either...

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    10/?
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    Terezi and Aradia have been dating for five years, and have known each other for nearly twenty. They always have fun with each other, and Aradia can hardly say no to her. When Terezi suggests a paint war and Aradia agrees, she’s in for a surprise. (One-shot. Terezi/Aradia. Fluff. Femslash).

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    (AN AU where Trolls and Humans both live on Earth, with the Trolls migrating from Alternia years ago.) John and Karkat have been childhood friends, and Dave met John online a few years back. Moving to Washington about a year ago, he and Karkat have gotten on decent terms. They all slowly but surely realize that they're all pointlessly in love, while trying to get through troubles at home and school. However, something on a far more larger scale is happening in their town, and it could end up drastically changing everything they've ever known.

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    Basically everyone works at Disney and no one dies.

    Dave Strider is a twenty-something year old living in Orlando and working at Disney. The "Happiest Place on Earth" is pretty boring, until one John Egbert makes work a hell of a lot more exciting.

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    Los hermanos Vantas llevan una vida tranquila en un pueblo costero, donde los humanos conviven con las sirenas. Sin embargo, sus vidas darán un vuelco con la aparición de Cronus, un habitante del mar que, intentando cambiar su destino, traerá de vuelta recuerdos ya olvidados del pasado de los hermanos.

    (Publicado originalmente en fanfiction.net)

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    He hadn’t met anyone that hot since he took that workshop in fashion photography last Summer.

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    And so it was the day that Karkat Vantas was set to die.

    At exactly 11:45 this night Karkat Vantas will simply stop breathing.

    His death will be peaceful, and covered in baloney.

     

    And it will only be the beginning.

    Because this tiny, old, baloney-covered man has a very long journey to take.

    And a very special man to find.

    Character study of the life of Karkat Vantas. Deals with tragedy, love, grief and forgiveness as Karkat travels through the spirit world looking for John. To find John he has to cross over, and to do that he has to forgive the people that hurt him when he was alive.

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    18/?
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    OKay so Trigger Warning (Sort of? I guess?? Just in case) Mentions of divorce, so if you don't wanna read that, don't read this!

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    Dave Strider needs a job, one that can keep up with what he needs for income for his apartment, one that is ironic enough that won't be frowned upon by his Bro, and one that won't require him to wake up at ass-o-clock in the morning.

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    6/?
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    Meme prompt; http://homesmut.dreamwidth.org/39716.html?thread=45650212#cmt45650212

    "So the kids win Sburb and they are placed on a restored Earth (both Alphas and Betas) all injuries healed and even some nifty God Tier powers left over; however there is one thing very wrong- the trolls didn't come with them.

    Everyone is confused and upset, but no matter how hard they try they just cannot locate the trolls anywhere so they become resigned to never meeting them again. As such, they just carry on with their lives and try to put Sburb behind them.

    Then, a decade later the Alternian Empire attacks Earth."

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