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    Part 1 of a musicalstuck series.
    Dirk is cast as the Doctor, but only because Jake agreed to be Brad-and Jane is Janet. (More characters to be added later)

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    2/?
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    Today is John's 16th birthday and he spends his special day with no sole company. Like those cliché movie scenarios, he witnessed some strange events happening the whole day.

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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.
    Now with links to the beginning of each act in the chapter 1 notes.

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    Chapters:
    129/?
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    10
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    68
    Bookmarks:
    34
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    Your name is John Egbert, and today was a pretty normal day until your dad told you to get in the car and run.

    Now, you're on a wild cross-country road trip, fleeing someone who wants you and all your friends dead, or worse.

    You're starting to be able to do some pretty weird stuff.

    And on top of everything, you think you probably missed your History exam.

    ((Government Conspiracy AU))

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    10,709
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    12
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    19
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    6
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    141
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    Dad goes to Silent Hill to finish off some of his late mothers finances and goes missing. John goes in search of his father, Dave in tow, when a crash leaves them separated and confused. John wants nothing more then to find his father, and Dave wants nothing more than to see the Egbert's reunited. What the boys don't know is that Silent Hill will drag their deepest memories, and more repressed feelings of guilt, into the light in the most horrifying of ways.

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    81,051
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    29
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    2112
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    From all outward appearances, Dave Strider had it all.

    Born into wealth and famed as an alternative music artist, he seemed to live in a world of opulence and luxury. Everywhere he went, he was the center of attention—people fought to talk to him. He lived amidst a flurry of what most people thought was carefree fame.

    To those close to him, though, he was a dissatisfied artist who’d long since lost the passion he once had for his art.

    To his half-sister and promotional manager, he was a guaranteed daily migraine.

    To freelance artist and music fan Karkat Vantas, he was both a nightmare and an ethereal dream.

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    4,143
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    1,141,509
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
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    886
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    187
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    46501
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    Dave knows he's a Strider, Rose is off in college, Dirk's moved clear across the country, and Roxy is struggling to cope with all the changes.

    It's business as usual, then.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,148
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    1996
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    John tries to cross something off his bucket list.
    Lube not mentioned, but implied. Dry Won't Fly.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    2
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    18
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    Dave ==> Panic.

    The evacuation announcement has been sent out and you now find yourself on the streets with a sword in one hand and a gun in the other. Screams are bombarding all around you along with the whooshing sounds of gunshots and dropping bombs.

    What do you do now?

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    343
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    A generic AU, with a cliche pairing. I'm horrid at summaries.

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    Chapters:
    8/?
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    1
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    11
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    2
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    These were all requests on my tumblr that I've grown fond of. Mostly DirkJake, but other pairings as well!

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    2
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    34
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    330
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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    English
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    105,726
    Chapters:
    37/?
    Comments:
    72
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    258
    Bookmarks:
    36
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    When a dark wind sweeps Rose Lalonde away, it falls to the unlikeliest of sources to surpass the limits of human kind to get her back: her sister.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
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    11
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    1
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    207
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    Prevented from interacting with humans by Kurloz, Dave drags his brother along and gets into an interesting family feud and fucks shit up and ends up getting his ass captured cause we all know what happens when a mermaid (alien whatever the fuck) is captured. Relationships are developed and shit goes down.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    2
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    26
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    1
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    Tavros is feeling under the weather/shitty.

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    6/9
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    3
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    Imagine Muse B of your OTP having just broken up with somebody, and while they’re walking and trying to clear their mind, they hear somebody say, “Hey, I found your dog” or “Hey, you dropped this” or something similar like that. It’s Muse A, and Muse B falls madly in love. For the next few weeks or so, they try thinking up ways to get Muse A’s attention. They finally think up the perfect plan to win their heart, and they show up at Muse A’s doorstep… only to find them with their boyfriend/girlfriend, Muse C.

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    English
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    1/?
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    3
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    Caterina, a descendant of Jade Harley, has landed in the troll's meteor due to an ectobiology mishap. It takes a while for her to fit in, but soon enough, she becomes "one of the trolls" in a way, and tries to work beyond the different cultures of trolls and humans. This story starts pre-scratch and will gently follow the canon plotline with eventual divergence.

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    English
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    4,745
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
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    3
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    1
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    Dave tells John he likes him as a joke. Yeah. Completely unironic.

    "Didn't expect him to kiss me though."

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    English
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    559
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    17
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    142
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    Sci-fi AU, kinda crack-ish!

    Dave Strider had wanted to be a Tricker (Not to be confused with Trickster dammit!) from the age of six. Now, aged fifteen, he is recruited into a crazy world of hoverboards, sword fights and a hot-as-all-hell Tricker guy who flies like he was born with a 'board under his feet...

    Makes no sense until you read it, so what are you waiting for?

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    English
    Words:
    1,059
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    44

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