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    What would have happened if John's game had not worked on John's computer, and simply crashed? This story explores that idea, and shows the extent parents will go to to do what's best for their children.

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    The game is won, and the world is new. The humans and the trolls are all reborn.

    Their memories take some time to trickle back. Some of the players were more fortunate than others in their rebirth. But as they begin to regain their powers from sburb, they learn that there are people out there that want to exploit them, and its only a matter of time before one of them trips up and gets caught.

    Of course, all of this would be ten times easier if they hadn't been born halfway across the world from each other.

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    The prompt was "sudden rainstorm" so I ran with it.

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    This is what happens when you get a new kitten.

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    “Do you need a place to stay?” You ask before you can lose your nerve, making sure your voice sounds calm and composed.

    “What?” Comes the eloquent reply, and you suck in another deep breath through your nose.

    “Because I’m standing in a bathroom stall at the gay club on Lafayette and 34th wearing five pounds of glitter and sequins, three pairs of false lashes, and shoes worth more money than I’ve spent on food in the last twelve days, all of which I need for my job, so I can’t pay my rent on Sunday, and someone left your number on the wall with the message ‘Needs a place to stay,’ above it, and I really need someone to split the rent with or I’m going to get evicted, and I’ve got no where to go it that happens,” Spills out of your mouth before you can stop it, and you want to slap yourself.

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    When the monsters came from the depths, Jade lost the only guardians she had ever known. Now she's a Ranger in training, sworn to prevent the same tragedy that befell her tiny family from happening to anyone else's, but she's years too late to save the Striders'.

    When the monsters came from the depths, they sank Dave's dreams to the bottom of the ocean with his brothers' Jager. Now he teaches what he can't do. He may be Jade's trainer, but he's the one who has the most to learn.

    When the monsters came from the depths, they made two people grow into adults when they should have been kids. Now they're broken, halved from their purpose, with nobody to pick up the pieces but themselves.

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    John and Dave go shopping for a pet, and the author's ficlets develop a linear plot.

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    John and Dave go christmas shopping for each other

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    I am so very sorry this is terri bl e

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    The Homestuck Characters have to say a few things to their fandom.

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    It was one day during the winter holidays, a tiny fire burning in the fireplace and John struggling to hang paper snowflakes from the ceiling (“What? Stop looking at me like that, Rose. I was bored.”) that Rose decided to drop The Bomb. Said Bomb went a little something like:

    “I believe that I have located Karkat and Kanaya.”

     

    Written for the 2014 Johnkat Secret Santa.

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    Unruly hair that spun down to mid nape (hell, there’s probably a lot more, those curls looked tight and locked in), soft blue eyes, and tan skin peppered with freckles, and a smile that’ll send anyone’s heart soaring.

    That was 5 years ago, in high school.

    Now, you’re working part time at a Hospital, organizing files, nothing too interesting but it keeps a roof over your head. You don’t pay attention to the patients that roll in, it’s a bit cold but hey, you don’t know them personally, it’s nothing to mull over.

    But one night, when you overhear panicked paramedics, rolling in a figure that looks all too familiar.

    “We’ve got an ID on him, his name is John Egbert!”

    Your fears are confirmed.

    And your heart drops.

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    Dave Strider lost his Bro after Strider Initiation, and now Scratch wants him and his older brother Dirk to complete a contract that'll bring Bro back and leave the two young Striders as demons. And now suddenly there's a love interest?

    Meanwhile a serial killer is on the hunt in their world, and she's painting the twin cities of Prospit and Derse with pure and undiluted blood.

    You bet your plush rump this is gonna be a wild ride.

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    A Riftstuck AU.

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    After the events of Sburb, sanity slowly started to return to everyone's lives, and one way that they tried to restore normality was by indulging in a calming game of Dota.

    Wait, what? "Normality"? "Calming"? "Dota"?

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    AU with hints at sburb; warnings for violence and probably sex eventually; johnxdave, dirkxjake (hinted at), johnxdirk, davexjake

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    After three years of friendship and another year in a matespriteship, John and Karkat get to spent their first Christmas together. Yet trolls never celebrate Christmas so it's very new to Karkat. And John is out to make this the best Christmas ever. For JohnKat Secret Santa.

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    It was bound to happen. When a government grows corrupt, they cannot visualize the consequences of their actions. Blinded by greed and pride, America's citizens are second-rate to a new totalitarian, war-driven structure, and as Karkat Vantas's plane goes down, all he can try to do is survive. Somehow. When he wakes, America has fallen, and the irradiated world is in chaos. As other countries pick and choose the parts of North America they want, the American survivors are left fighting for their lives. Enter the aftermath of World War Three.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you don't know how your life ended up like this, well you do, but you like to pretend that you don't.

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    It's John's first Christmas living with Dave.

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