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    AU where John's power short circuits after zapping into the trolls Ancestor times meeting the Dolorosa and the grub Signless.

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    4/?
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    45
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    2
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    What happens when Dave Strider rescues Karkat from the Neo-Skaian Arena.

    (AKA: The motorcycle-riding asexual cyberpunk romance/comedy/drama.)
    [As of 28 April 2016] (Now feat. a dog named Casey)

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    16/?
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    3
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    Karkat likes a boy, that boy being Dave Strider but Dave probably doesn't like him. The dance is coming up and he ends up taking his sister, Kanaya. While Dave takes his cousin, Rose.

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    2/?
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    1
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    Plagued by nightmares, John Egbert must overcome ghastly visions of a horrid being who seems to torment him to no end. The nightmares seem to never end, until he meets Dave Strider. All seems to be going well for the two until he realizes something isn't quite right about Dave.. or the majority of his friends.

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    1/?
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    john, dave, rose, and jade fall into a hazy, warm love that's coated thickly with not-so platonic feelings for all of their best friends and a lot of self-questioning

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    6,237
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    5/?
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    24
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    20
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    3
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    215
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    Karkat Vantas is the stage manager of a popular vaudeville theater indebted to The Mob. John Egbert is a runaway with nimble fingers and an excess of grist.

    Easy answers don't make easy solutions.

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    English
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    20,152
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    19
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    61
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    7
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    Sappy romantic and high school senior, Karkat Vantas, does not appreciate his older brother's boyfriend trying to score with both siblings at once. When another unsuccessful attempt of Cronus' seduction leads him to flee his room, he accidentally comes face to face with a romcom aficionado's worst enemy: A hardcore romance skeptic.

    I don't have a lot of fully fledged out plans for this, so I can't say how long it's gonna be or what the updating schedule will be like. But I can promise you this, it will be a hilarious ride of one boy failing to avoid obvious romance tropes and another trying to protect his first kiss, prove romance isn't dead, and attempt to avoid falling in love with the least romantic person he's ever met.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    12/12
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    172
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    290
    Bookmarks:
    38
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    2521
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    Dave's saving up for his college tuition and works part-time at a coffee shop. It's boring and he wishes to end this job as quickly as possible. But as soon as that boy that smelled of cheap cologne came through the doors, he wishes it'll go back to boring.

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    1/1
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    Dave's saving up for his college tuition and works part-time at a coffee shop. It's boring and he wishes to end this job as quickly as possible. But as soon as that boy that smelled of cheap cologne came through the doors, he wishes it'll go back to boring.

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    1/1
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    Bro takes up reading trashy romance paperbacks as a hobby to harass Dave who just happens to be directing a movie based on a novel by one of Dirk’s favorite authors; John. Dave calls in Bro to help when production begins to fall apart due to personality conflicts.

    Language:
    English
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    20,544
    Chapters:
    3/6
    Comments:
    8
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    31
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    276
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    John is the new kid, with everything that comes with that title; awkwardness, shyness, and attempts to make friends. Except all of this is made even worse with the fact that he's deaf.

    Dave is your stereotypical resident coolkid. Except he's not. He's a huge nerd, but most people find him intimidating, what with his shades and the fact that he doesn't talk to anyone. Or rather, that he can't talk to anyone, being mute.

    The two get paired together and form a close bond quite quickly.

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    English
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    10/36
    Comments:
    22
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    57
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    3
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    480
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    Based on an RP in which Rose and Eridan are royalty of rival kingdoms, and Rose has taken Eridan as a prisoner of war. All manner of shenanigans ensue. WIP, expected to have many chapters.

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    4/?
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    This is a gift for my friend Vanessa, who's in love with a certain Makara. Kek.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    1
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    9
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    1
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    "Come here."

    "What?" John's expression is one of bewilderment. "Dave, are you suggesting I kiss you?"

    "Yeah. Why not?" Dave leans back onto his hands.

    "We're both guys! And I'm not a," he didn't get his sentence out before the blond cut him off.

    "You don't have to be gay to kiss guys and you never know 'til you try it. Christ, Egbert." He pauses for a moment to think. "I'll say 'no homo'."

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
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    2
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    No matter where you are, you come together in many different ways.

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    1/?
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    9
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    5
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    1
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    Just a collection of Homestuck drabbles I'm writing to get myself more comfortable with the characters. Many of them will probably be set in a post-Game 'verse, so AUs from that will be mentioned.

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    English
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    11,038
    Chapters:
    12/?
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    Dave Strider wants to prove he's fine. There's nothing wrong with him. So he goes to a group therapy recommended by his friend Rose, where he meets his new bug in a jar.

    Karkat Vantas is convinced by his friend Kanaya to seek out help, but the more sessions he goes to the shittier he feels. That is, until he meets someone different.

    Language:
    English
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    16,574
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    47
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    140
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    5
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    I'm Dave fucking Strider and I'll be damned if anything totally uncool happens to such a cool guy like me, ironically.
    _____________________________
    I'm Dave Strider and everything's been taken from me...

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    English
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    499
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    3
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    When John Egbert finds a forgotten photo album on the bus full of beautiful snapshots of a mysterious woman in red sunglasses, he embarks on a mission to find the owner of the photographs - and the brilliant photographer who took them - that will change the course of his life in ways he never could have imagined.
    -Complete-

    Language:
    English
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    86,284
    Chapters:
    37/37
    Comments:
    453
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    887
    Bookmarks:
    159
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    12632
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    Dirk's blindness has always made him more tolerant in a world of both humans and monsters. But when he encounters one of the most feared creatures in the world, he just might find that his tolerance goes farther than he thought...

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,631
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    145
    Bookmarks:
    24
    Hits:
    1344

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