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    Alternate title was Karkat: get caught spying.
    The trolls are demons, (but no more evil), the humans are angels, (and no more virtuous).
    John and Jade have been aware of their demonic visitor for a while. Jade decides to do something about it. John isn't sure why in his sister's mind "do something" translates to "have sex with the demon".

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    Post-sburb. All the kids, trolls and cherubs have been turned human and planted on Earth. The memories of SBURB are buried deep in their subconscious, and though Dirk and Roxy may remember, it seems no one else does.
    Its five years after the game and things are slowly returning to normal, until Dirk stands up for a new-artist he finds to actually be an old enemy. Will things be different, now that memories are missing? What happens when the old memories are sparked?

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    In which John admits that he is completely head-over-heels in love with Karkat.

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    Your name is Dave Strider. In your school, you don’t have a lot of friends because you simply think that you are too cool for all of them, and everyone agrees with that. One day, the nerdy new kid in the school called John Egbert accidentally bumps into you. What will you do?

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    John never thought that his harmless pranks would bring him to Pallington Academy, a school for difficult children to be turned into pleasant ladies and gentleman. He especially never thought that there would be a huge secret to the school that he guessed his father didn't know about when he sent him there.

    (Warning: There will be a lot of smut, mostly malexmale and involving John Egbert)

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    This idea just sorta mugged me about a week ago, held a metaphorical knife to my throat and ordered me to write. I'll add the other characters to this list as they appear, but for know I'm just leaving it as is. My motivation may die. If you're enjoying the story, feel free to comment and remind me it exists.

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    I just thought of this and it's adorable.

    This is how Dave proposed to John. Love it or hate it.

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    After the death of Aradia Megido, the lives of all her friends are changed drastically. None moreso than that of her boyfriend, Sollux Captor.

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    You are Dave strider and you think you're in love with your insanely dorky and cute best friend

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    Jake English, the single father of Jade quickly learns that his daughters first year of school may teach him more than he first thought.
    Dirk Strider, older brother and sole guardian of Dave finds his simple little life of the two of them flipped upside down by a five year old who barks and bites and her attractive father.
    Roxy Lalonde, single mother of Rose decides her life could use a few improvements involving a cute baker girl.
    Jane Crocker, aunt and full-time babysitter of John finds herself falling for someone she least expects.

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    “Our crime against criminals lies in the fact that we treat them like rascals.”
    -Friedrich Nietzsche

    When you've hit rock bottom in life, where do you go? Do you revel in corruption... or do you change?

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    "The Condense found a planet. She attacked the planets. She did something with it's inhabitants. No real retaliation. So on and so forth. Blah blah blah blah blah."

    i was getting pretty tired of seeing "there was a war and the trolls got enslaved and now some troll (most often karkat,) is sad and angesty and hurt and so his master (most often dave) battles between continuing to abuse him or treating him with a reasonable amount of respect" because let's be honest here if there was a war the trolls would fucking dominate i mean they have space warships and a bamf empress and we've got bluffing and that weird greeny-yellow gatorade for god's sake

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    Jade Harley, matchmaker extraordinaire.

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    What do you do if you meet a troll? Hide.
    I mean, it's not like you're going to outrun them. They're about twenty-five feet tall.
    John is really starting to regret this whole beanstalk shtick. The grumpy guy who lives over his house is nothing like he expected! He's actually super adorable.
    ...Unfortunately, he still kind of wants to eat John.

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    universe where Dirk and Roxy live alone at the end of the world with no hope of ever meeting anyone else, and how dirk in this universe manages to mess-up allllllll of his relationships...all of them.

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    The life of a Homestuck character, within the bounds of Homestuck, is hard. The life of a Homestuck character, taken entirely outside of the context of Homestuck and placed in an universe where Homestuck exists, is somehow even harder. It doesn't help that, whenever you go anywhere, people are always insisting you are a roleplayer and/or a cosplayer, but yet, somehow things become even worse when a madman, one who calls himself Andrew Hussie, makes you read about the adventures you never had. Reimagining of Calliope and the Final Update, AU on cherub biology.

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    John has a chance meeting with a familiar face.

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    It all starts with a simple post-coital question: “So, Karkat, you still have that crush on John?”
    As if a relationship between /two/ guys wasn't messy enough. Especially when one's trans, one's a troll, and the last still isn't sure what his sexuality is.

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    In a world of mystery and darkness, some things are meant to be kept secret.

    Karkat Vantas is a new student at Skaian Fields Night School. He'd prefer to be anywhere else.

    The life of a student is hard, but things can get really tricky when your classmates are monsters, spell-casters, mutants, and psychics.

    It's even trickier when you are even weirder than any of them.

    Romance and magical conundrums are bound to ensue, but beware of the things in the dark.

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