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    Since her mother’s death, Rose has lived with her somewhat enigmatic if well-meaning godfather, who often told her that magic was fake.

    Rose’s godfather, as it turns out, is a fucking liar, and also not human.

    Join the Seer of Light as she travels through the world of magic, politics, and danger, learning the secrets of her mother’s past, accompanied by aforementioned guardian Eridan Ampora, who worries a lot and blows things up, and her best friend Dave, who is tagging along for either a. the Hell of it, b. to keep her from dying, c. to avoid going home, or d. any or all of the above. She will meet a whole bunch of other people, including some trolls that seem like generally nice people, some more trolls who are very much not, a windy boy, a spacey girl, a bad dog, and some eldritch beings from the realm of nightmares.

    Updates Mondays.

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    AN AU HUMANSTUCK NOVEL
    BOOK ONE OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES

    A game has been presented to the school. Karkat knows this might be the chance he can show everyone how much of a leader he really can be. However, going on the run and trying to flee from a murderer is not what he and the other two teams had in mind.
    One life has gone, and another is sure to follow.
    The obvious answer would be to tell the cops, but if that happens,
    It is game over for everyone.
     

     

    Disclaimer: I do not own the AMAZING characters, or any media that goes along with this story. Terezi will not be blind in this story, but she will need her glasses to see.

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    Your name is JACK O'NEILL, RETIRED AIR FORCE COLONEL, and you're busy SIGHT SEEING THE STARS through your BALCONY TELESCOPE when you hear the familiar sound of a MOTOR ENGINE pulling up to your house.

    You've got a BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS.

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    Your name is XEFROS TRITOH, and you are FEELING PRETTY GOOD about today! Your MOIRAIL is counting on you! You can do this!

    YOU CAN DO THIS!!!

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    Basically just another psychostrider kinda fic to add to the list of many others, oops.

    The gist of things is that Dave and Bro are hit men. Dave is obsessed with a boy named John, so he takes (what he would like to call) mercy on him when his name appears on the list. Thus kidnapping John. The story spans over the time that John spends together with the two killers, doing his damnedst to survive.

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    The second you saw him, your heart nearly jumped out of your mouth.

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    Dirk's gotta get to Anaheim, but he can't make it on his own. He needs to enlist the help of Jake's cousin--some guy named John Egbert.

    (previously titled "Pure and Simple". "Two Days To Anaheim" was just a way cooler name.)

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    Dave's read those stupid soulmate happily-ever-after articles, and he finds them completely cliche. Wouldn't anyone? Their filled with guarantees and fake smiles. It's almost sickening. So there is one thing that everyone ought to know about Dave: he does not give two shits who turns out to be his stupid soulmate, even if she's hot and smart. Because there is one thing Dave knows for sure...that relationships don't last, and they are not, in any way, "perfect".

    So first quarter just ended so I'll be a little less stressed about my grades. I've missed writing WEOTKAK so I'm going to try and get back to writing every week, and hopefully every day (or every few days). Stick with me guys, I'm not dead yet.

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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    Rose doesn't know how to feel about high school. She doesn't know how to feel about her family's problems, and sometimes she seems to be the only one trying to be proactive about them. Roxy is in a new environment, and suddenly very unsure of herself, in a way she's never really been before. Maybe they can help each other out, if they can get over their perceptions of the other.

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    - A declaration of one’s hope that they’ll die before another person because of how difficult it would be to live without them.

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    “You bury me.” Probably the last words Dave Strider ever said.

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    “What can the Force do?”
    “Everything?”
    “No,” Redglare said. “It can only do what you can do, Karkat. The Force isn’t some magic super power that you learn to possess. And I’ll tell you a secret.” She leaned closer. “There is no light or dark side,” she whispered. “There’s only people and the choices they make. But you already know that, Karkat.The Force is you. It’s me. It’s everything. Good. Evil. Rebel. Empire… the air, the land, the stars… even the confines of time and space are not excluded from the reaches of the Force… it does not discriminate.”
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    Three years after the destruction of the Imperial Death Star and the Rebellion has bearly made a dent in the vast Empire's rule. When the Empire discovers, yet again, the hiding place of the resistance, Princess Kanaya Maryam flees with her entourage of friends while her moirail, Karakt Vantas, follows a message to a Jedi that may not even be alive. Meanwhile, a secret elite group of Rebels investigates Imperial activities deep in the Core Worlds.
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    Second of the Original Trilogy! This is my HS/SW crossover series. Heirs of Hope is posted, and the prequels have been posted. This will update every Sunday. Enjoy! Thank you!

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    At age 12, Karkat and his older brother, Kankri, are finally moving back into their old family home. It is at a nearby dock that Karkat meets a Merman named John, who is more than eager to make friends with the lonely boy. Unfortunately for him, Karkat's more than a little reluctant to make friends with a mythical creature.

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    Day 1 Prompt for Dirkjohn week, meetcute/au:
    John steps outside of the Blizzcon convention center to take a sip of his Mountain Dew Voltage when he encounters a dude.

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    The United States is a fucked up place for demons. Dave is sold as a slave to the Egbert family and he is certainly not happy about this. His only means is to escape this so called horrible place he is kept in but can he?

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    what do the homestuck characters talk about when there's no one to talk to?

    everything.

    they talk about everything.

    somebody please make them shut up.

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    Dave's a Ferrari 458 Italia who's fallen for his owner, John Egbert.
    Will Dave ever be able to tell John how he feels?

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    Early in the 21st Century, THE LALONDE CORPORATION advanced robot evolution into the NEXUS phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant. The NEXUS 6 Replicants were superior in strength and agility, and at least equal in intelligence, to the genetic engineers who created them. Replicants were used Off-World as slave labour, in the hazardous exploration and colonisation of other planets. After a bloody mutiny by a NEXUS 6 combat team in an Off-World colony, Replicants were declared illegal on Earth - under penalty of death. Special police squads - BLADE RUNNER UNITS - had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Replicant.

    This was not called execution. It was called retirement.

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    Dave's a cool guy, at least he tries to believe that. Maybe his internet persona is popular enough, but the real dude's a total internet addict with an obsession over keeping his internet persona afloat. Poor guy's hardly got any friends thanks to a tendency to push 'em away, but his main friend(if you can even call him that) is an AI that's seemingly more chill than him.

    More chill, and maybe just more than him as a person, too.

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    Kankri finds a box of old photos.

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    Our paths twine across Fates loom,
    our meeting so sweet will end in Doom.
    Your lonely heart I may ensnare,
    my lips to your wrist and my knife to your chest,
    the life within now bereft.
    Yet, save yourself you just might.
    You need but catch me before I take flight.

     

    A two bit Magician seeks to save his head while the Unseelie Prince wishes to trade another's freedom for his own.

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    The world that they created turned out to be the Marvel Universe.
    Some of them had Changed. Some of them had Revived.
    It's to be expected that things wouldn't follow the movies to the letter.
    But they came prepared, right? They were prepared to face whatever this new universe threw at them, right?
    Maybe they weren't as prepared as they thought.

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