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    Dave and John become friends but neither knows what the other wants and what they can really give to each other while rose and kanaya have fun. Things are complicated always.

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    For the last two years, Dave and Rose have been living together, and it has been working out quite well. That is, until Dave killed her cat and she brought it back to life using the powers of a demon. And then she has a terrible idea and the rest of her friends have to deal with the consequences.

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    A world of laughter and silliness awaits you as you try your hand at the stand-up gig and try to sort out your feelings for the Jim Henson wannabe.

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    This is my own take on pet stuck, it may not be completely canonical with the actual au but oh well.

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    Telepathy can have it's ups and downs. You could accidently read your brother's mind to find out he's planning on selling you to some creepy agency or you could read your teacher's mind to get all the answers for the pop quiz. Overall, it's alright then it wasn't. Dave doesn’t know the exact moment when everything went to shit, but he could say it had to do with one Karkat Vantas.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you're the new student at a new school in a new state because your father was murdered. You say you're a normal teenager, turned fourteen in the summer, but you would be lying through your teeth. You *used* to be a normal teenager, but then you met Dave Strider and everything changed.

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    Dave Strider has been in love with his best friend John Egbert for as long as he can remember, and when he realizes he'll never love him back, his teenage heart hits rock bottom.
    He changes habits and friends, and starts healing in his own terms.
    But when he finally thinks he's safe from the cruel claws of love, life's spins nudge him towards someone new.

    A story about learning to love right. Not a love triangle.

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    Yes, you hate him with a goddamn passion, but you can't deny it; he looks fuckable. And under kismesistude, that's what makes for a good soul mate in rivalry. Hell, this pursuit for ruining his reputation is a very black thing to do.

    But the way you're going about it is definitely worth as a plot for one of your troll romcoms, because you're bringing him down using a flushed strategy.

    What the fuck has your life come to?

    Or basically Karkat gets coerced into dating Strider in the hopes that he can break his heart and teach him a lesson because everyone's tired of his player lifestyle around the campus.

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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    The kingdom is in ruins, its champion murdered by the only one he couldn't harm...
    Fire has engulfed everything, and a Seer is forced to watch her brother fight an empty battle...

    The streets run red with the blood a of lover's betrayal, and a General is consumed by regret...

    His blood is blue, and everything stops for just a second. The Knight has failed his Heir.

    All Is lost.

    Or Is It...?

    What would you give to have a second chance...?

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    “I really do believe a blaster and a higher understanding of mathematics will offer more safety than an unproved theory,” Jade said. “The Force. Midi-chlorians. I haven’t studied it much but the theory has some merit behind it, particularly concerning the Jedi Order, but I wouldn’t risk my life on the hope that when the time came, a mysterious Force would save me. Now granted, I am a scientist and I am not willing to say that the Force doesn’t exist at all. There’s too much evidence to support it. I’d just want to understand it before I trust it, that’s all.”
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    Years after Her Imperious Condescension secured control of the galaxy, the Rebellion fights for its freedom. Karkat Vantas wants no part in this fight, and wouldn't have even considered joining it had a couple of droids not fallen into his hands seemingly by chance. Along with John Egbert, a fucker who somehow believes he is Karkat's 'friend' and Psiioniic, an old Clone War general, Karkat gets swept into a fight he did not ask for, but now cannot refuse.
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    Onto the original trilogy for the Paradox Space Wars series! This is my HS/SW crossover series. The prequels have been posted. Updates every Sunday. Enjoy!

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    Défi des 100 thèmes sur le couple John/Karkat.

    Thème 1: Introduction.
    Quand John pose des questions, et que Karkat y répond...

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    When you first hear the sharp knocking of knuckles against wood you believe, momentarily, that your mind has finally begun to slip.

    No human has dared enter your woods in – if memory serves – at least a century, let alone found their way as far as your door.

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    A ruined matespritship. A budding moirallegiance. A new planet full of dead trolls. What could go wrong?

    As it turns out, everything.

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    Eridan Ampora is a 17-year-old, that runs a book review blog, with a certain romance novel enthusiast. Eridan's at home life may not be ideal, it never was, but after one bitterly written review of a book, that enraged a basement dwelling hacker, it was changed. Said hacker did some questionable things, due to the review, his sleepless choice, however, changed his life as well.

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    In a universe where just about everyone sees in black and white until first contact with their Soul Mate, Dirk Strider doesn't really understand when he walks into someone and they ask him if he sees the colours. Striders have always seen in colour. Of course, that doesn't mean he can ignore how hot the male feels when they touch.

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    AN AU HUMANSTUCK NOVEL
    BOOK ONE OF THE DREAM CATCHER SERIES

    A game has been presented to the school. Karkat knows this might be the chance he can show everyone how much of a leader he really can be. However, going on the run and trying to flee from a murderer is not what he and the other two teams had in mind.
    One life has gone, and another is sure to follow.
    The obvious answer would be to tell the cops, but if that happens,
    It is game over for everyone.
     

     

    Disclaimer: I do not own the AMAZING characters, or any media that goes along with this story. Terezi will not be blind in this story, but she will need her glasses to see.

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    While Jake is going about his usual afternoon with his seeing-eye-dog, Chloe, playing fetch at the park with her, a stranger comes to him and asks for directions to the nearby store. The two of them get along fabulously and decide to continue to hang out when they discover they only live across the park from one another. Of course, not for long.

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    You've got a pile of dirty laundry in the corner of your room you haven't touched in what must be months, a fridge that's completely bare save for a bottle of spoiled milk and a couple of rotten vegetables, a collection of katanas hung up on your wall which are the only things in your apartment not collecting dust, and a slew of friendships crumbling around you.

    Or, Dirk Strider's impending deconstruction chronicled in four parts.

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    Dave Strider is spending four weeks at a summer camp that he know is gonna suck. On the first day he meets John Egbert and maybe the summer will suck a little less. Now he just have to keep the fact that he's trans a secret.
    [Moved from fanfiction.net to this site]

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and there's nothing good about John and Rose changing schools.

    Without your twin sister and best friend, you've been left socially crippled at school, and barely coping at home. You're nearly certain that your mental health has been slowly spiraling downhill. You have no clue how you'll last the year to high school graduation. In all this, there's just one single ray of light.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and there's nothing good about John and Rose changing schools. Except for meeting Karkat Vantas.

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    24/?
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