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    -He never loved you.-

    John Egbert has moved on from his fling with his best friend Dave Strider when they were fifteen. Only he's falling back in love again, after all these years.

    -Your name is John Egbert and you're feeling a bit melancholy.-

    On the other hand, Karkat is living a poor but satisfying life as a research student and that's the real reason people should read this thing.

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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you have no idea WHERE you are, WHY you are there, and WHO you are.

    What you do know is that:

    1. You woke up in a dumpster. Hooray.
    2. You have amnesia. (of-course-why-would-you-expect-yourself-to-NOT-have-amnesia-oh-my-god-the-universe-hates-you)
    3. These creatures that LOOK like trolls but AREN'T trolls are attacking you, and you have no clue why.

    When you break into four kids' apartment to escape imminent death, the last thing you expect is for them to help you.

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    Dave is cool. Too cool to not have any friends that live within a hundred miles of him. Heck nawww, he has loadsss of friends. Okay, well, maybe not. At least until he runs into a certain short grumpy kid.

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    Novelization of the greatest webcomic ever made. Join four ordinary teens as they play Sburb, meet aliens, make mistakes and get messy. Oh, and try to save the world.

    Please be sure to read the chapter notes for individual warnings.

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    When a species of aliens called Trolls invade Earth, it looks like the end for humanity. They're incredibly powerful, difficult to kill, and have already taken out any force even close to strong enough to stop them. But when John Egbert's home is invaded and he's left working with a badly injured troll the two quickly realize they must both fight together against the inevitable to survive, or join the ever growing death count of the Alternian invasion.

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    John Egbert decided to write a letter to his Dad. Here it is.

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    "Ten years ago, at my mom's funeral, I met a boy. A boy who told me his parents died in a car wreck. He said his name was Dave."

    "So?"

    "Dave....Was that you?"

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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you really could use a few friends. This is a golden chance you have here, Vantas. Take it. Do it.

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    Bro and John pass like ships in the night. And then Bro turns around and goes full ramming speed.

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    Nothing ventured, nothing gained.
    It's not really as if we need that gain though, is it? You're happy. I'm happy. Things are comfortable. And if I want to hold your hand and you might not be considerably against that idea; that's not really the sort of prize you put everything on the line for. I'm right, aren't I? It's called Risk Management.

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    Life after the game is an exercise in grammar: Grow into, grow apart, grow up.

    Dave watches months go by in slips of paper and tries to find definition on his own. John is patient enough to wait, but not enough to stay rooted at his side.

    John/Dave || Post-SBURB

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    Karkat has moved, met new friends, and can't tell if he's thankful or not. But he can tell he's kind of thankful for some friends, but not thankful for those who he thought were friends,
    and no, it's not Thanksgiving.

    ((wow ok i suck at summaries but it's humanstuck schoolstuck stuff. ))

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    The first odd thing to happen was the weird green lights, and the girl they nearly ran over looking at them.
    Now Sam and Dean got a bigger mess, as these kids keep coming, and the odd things that happen around them, and it just keeps happening.

    ~
    At first, Jade thought it was to good to be true, but the next thing she's thinking is, maybe they did get a stroke of luck, maybe they're out of the game.
    But, it seems they're never this lucky. Now she has to track down her friends, all while putting her trust in two men she just met, and avoiding these...demons?

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    John and Dave have been dating for a bit now. It's their one month anniversary and John has wanted to go to the aquarium. So Dave decides to put his irony aside, and surprise his boyfriend by taking him to his dream place.
    But it goes down hill when John surprises him with something too... Bad news.

    #TW Cursing #TW saddy sads #TW REAlly terrible sarcasm like wow.

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    John the only child of a rich business man and due to how influential his father is everyone wants to get in good with his old man.
    He feels he can't trust anyone cause all anyone seems to want is to use him to get what they want.
    Then one day he ends up wandering into a starbucks where he meets a new guy in town who has no clue who he or his father is and damn does it feel good to meet someone who isn't such a kiss ass.

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    A group of 16 friends had a hell of a time when they where in HighSchool. Many memorable moments happened. I made a collection of them all for you. I hope it brings them back together.

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    Dave loses it and tries to get people out of the game. But things don't go as planned when his best friend is thrown into the mix.

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    17 year old John Egbert, a small town boy from just outside of London, lives a peaceful suburban life with his dad. At least, he used to. In the year 1939, Hitler invades Poland, beginning world war II and John is unexpectedly drafted into the military where he meets many interesting friends. One of which, is a boy by the name of Dave Strider.

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    Everyone needs somewhere to go after their session goes wrong.

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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Sequel to Oh, Baby, which is, in turn, a sequel to I'd Only Choose You. Trolls capable of natural reproduction here.

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