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    Who are these shining like one sundered star?
    [Like kindled lights in untempestuous heaven,
    Fair flower-like stars on the iron foam of fight]

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    Teenage superheroes deal with hormones, mental illness, and extremely secretive guardians in a world of Horrorterrors, giant mutant lusii, mob violence, nightmares of a past life, warring anti-heroes, and asshole carapacians. AU divergence from Chapter 8 of Real Men Wear Tights.

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    29/?
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    1561
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    A sudden change was hard.
    This change was painful.
    He moved away from an abusive home which he doesn't know if he should be grateful about and is living with a ton of fucked up kids who are just as messed up as him.

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    English
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    5,288
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    4
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    11
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    4
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    157
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    How exciting this is going to be! Jade Harley has the two best friends in the world, she's in band with them and nothing can go wrong here in Derse, right? Um, Derse High School of course.

    But she meets Dave Strider and suddenly she's falling for this dorky outcast in goofy glasses and a breathtakingly romantic side.

    Will Jade ever learn that high school is meant to be hormone hell?

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    English
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    18,771
    Chapters:
    29/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    375
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    The beta kids are standing trial for doing rebellious shit. This is the longest fic I have on here because I was paid five dollars to write it. I also had fun though.

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    English
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    725
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    1
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    5
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    John has always been fat. In every picture of him as a baby, a kid, and a teenager he always has these rolls of fat, these chubby arms, these large thighs that were always touching.
    It was never a problem. He learned to love his fat, even if at times it was uncomfortable.
    Until he met Dave.

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    1/1
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and three days ago it was your 13th birthday. It was also three days ago that you began your Epoch of Transmutation.
    Now, nothing will ever be the same as it was before.

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    English
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    1,580
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    7
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    1
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    49
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    Being a teenager is hard, everyone knows that. But being a teenager like you.. it's different. It's pretty hard making friends when you live in a dilapidated apartment, and have wings fucking sewn into your back.

    That is, until you met him.

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    English
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    16,296
    Chapters:
    4/25
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    101
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    1550
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    Gamzee just watched him as he mumbled sweet apologies, smiling softly and being really relieved to have him home.

     

    (AKA "Tavros, just go to fucking sleep.")

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    3,068
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    7
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    1
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    32
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    After SBURB has ended, everyone is living in the new world, Terezi, Karkat and Dave are about to face their biggest challenge, being parents.

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    1,646
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    1/?
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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    English
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    51,810
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    39
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    64
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    You’re face-to-chest with a boy your age in a sleeveless Longhorns t-shirt, dark wash jeans and douchey-looking sunglasses. His hair is spun-sugar white, his skin not much darker.

    “Yo,” he says, and you proceed to forget every word in the English language (plus the handful of high-school French you’ve retained) except for an eloquent “uh.”

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    Chapters:
    5/7
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    94
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    A collection of Nsfw reader drabbles and one shots, requests for characters/kinks are open!

    All characters are aged 18+ unless explicitly mentioned.

    Most recent chapter: Karkat x Trickster!Reader

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    English
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    2,180
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
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    41
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    In an alternate universe, Homestuck characters are the people of a struggling earthen colony. I am trying my best to present a very descriptive experience.

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    3/?
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    DISCONTINUED
    Titled and Edited by my good friend Feli.

    France, now called District 381, the year 3014. A new Dictator has sent all of the Homosexuals in 381 to works camps, and included in these camps is one John Egbert. He's been in this camp for 8 years, and he has a perfect discipline record, has never not filled his daily work quota. The guards has no reason to believe that he's breaking the number one rule, no relationships, with a newbie at that. The guards have no reason to believe that John would escape with his new (and first) boyfriend, by the name of Dave Strider.
    Boy were those guards wrong.
    But as John and Dave are running away, something goes wrong in their plan, and they're seperated. Dave yells for John to keep running, that he'll meet him in London at noon.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
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    John (aka Bunbert) has entered his first heat cycle and tries to get it away before his dads birthday.
    It doesn't work out well and he ends up just being a big tease instead.
    theres cake.
    much kinky.
    such sex.

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    English
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    If our universe was mostly sterile, what happened to the other players who entered their Mediums, outside of the kids the story focuses on? I like to think they'd like to help out. This is just a story that's been kickin around in my head, I figure it's about time to let it out.

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    1,095
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
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    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    We won the game but not everything has a happy ending: Karkat and jades pov

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    1/1
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    None of us have heard from John for three weeks now. At first we just thought maybe he lost his phone or something. Maybe he dropped it in the toilet and is too embarrassed to get a new one because then he'd have to explain what happened to the old one. Then Lalonde pointed out that he hasn't shown up to any of our meets up for a while. Even when he had his phone. But after three weeks of nothing, I think it's high time that I go check up on my best bro.

    Ever since I smashed my phone to pieces with that hammer, I can feel myself breaking a little bit. It started out as me being able to handle it, but after over seven years of bottling this all up, I think some of it is started to explode. Honestly, it's probably a good thing I smashed my phone. No one cares enough to check in on me anymore, that's obvious enough by now. Now, none of my friends have to interact with me and they can actually do something with their lives.

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    3,013
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    13
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    "The dead will turn to the one who fears them." Dave wasn't the same after summer vacation, and he never would be. "The wolf will grow in the one who despises them." Ever since she lost her parents to the werewolves, Jade vowed to kill them all. "The evil will speak with the one who defies them." Rose dedicated her life to rid the world of evil, no matter what. "And the storms will rage through the one who calls them." All his life John has wished he was normal, that he didn't have his 'gift'.

    It should have been simple for them: fight monsters and do what they believed was right. But it's never that simple, and these four friends are about to have their lives turned upside-down.

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    English
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    23,529
    Chapters:
    18/18
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    521
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    (a dollop of implied johnkat for the soul)

    After inhabiting Can Town, Karkat and John sort of went their separate ways, living in different apartments with different people.

    But when Karkat's roommate kicks him out and he finds himself homeless and alone--John just can't resist lending a hand to an old friendleader. And when he finds that Karkat has pneumonia--he offers to let him stay until he's back on his feet again.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,149
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
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    7
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    45

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