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His blue glaring iridescent orbs ogled the absolute amazingness that was bbq sauce packet.
Watching as they flopped on the floor and towards john, he smiled and blushed. Bbq sauce packet said; “Hello john honey darling cheesy cheese sauce hottie thottie bbygurl.” John said; “Hi bbq sauce.”
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ava bitch u betr b payin mi th big bucks bc wtf- (/j i luv uuu)
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jphn egbrt confeses his love for ao3 wbesite as a human
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As an omega, Dave is his brother's property. Bro decides it's time Dave has a first proper playdate with one of his omega friends, John, and the two boys get bred good and hard.
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john might be gay. really gay. and he might be dead soon?
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"So your genius plan to make me less depressed, which, by the way, I am not!" John said, as Rose let out an almost derisive puff of air, something like an "Ugh", "Is to take me to a sex club and fuck a bunch of strangers?"
"Fuck? Goddess, no, that would be ludicrous. Hopefully you will not be having any sex, because that's against the club rules - except on special occasions." She responded, reciting the last half of her sentence like she was quoting a rulebook. "No, my dear, sweet Egbert. I'm taking you to a kink party."
"A what?"
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TG: hey rose
TT: Yes, Dave?
TG: so i was thinking
TG: what if we aka you me roxy dirk john jade jane jake raided area 51 like frTT: Then we would be shot full of holes.
TG: ok but ignoring the guns
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John gets off, the Earth breaks. Have fun, kiddos.
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A computer generated story about some kids that play a computer game.
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Davepeta sets John up on a blind date, and he winds up surprised at how much he likes who he meets
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A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-styled fanfic made as a Birthday Present for my boyfriend, the Monster Girl Examiner!
Started 08/24/16 and finished on 12/24/16.
26 Bad Endings.
5 Secret Bad Endings.
2 Normal Endings.
1 True Ending.Can you find them all? 8^y
The Session is at its end, John's about to let everyone through the Door to the New Universe, when something horrible happens. Rose, Karkat, Roxy, Dave and him are cast to a strange, perverse Land, and now they have to find a way to get to the new Universe, if it even exists anymore.
Dozens of alternate paths that may lead to a Bad End, a story full of all sorts of depravity and Monster Girls plowing a group of five silly through various scenarios! Each chapter with a sex scene has the Kinks tagged on the notes at the beginning, so if you don't enjoy a particular kink, you can go ahead and skip that chapter. There's something for everyone here!
**UPDATE**
Added a link to an HTML, CYOA-version of this fic a friend of mine did on the first chapter's summary, feel free to check it out and thank them for their work!
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The story of a simple dorito bag and it's journey through life
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important alert as to the future of this fic
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Basically John and Dave go out to play hide and seek in the woods. As John searched for Dave, he came across this strange, alien-like creature. Things go farther than expected.
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A work inspired by Clementine Von Radics' Ten Love Letters.
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The Alternian empire keeps a large number of captive aliens as so-called "relievators" for its citizens to use. These serve an important function by giving the masses a safety valve for pent-up stress and frustration in an otherwise merciless and demanding society. Relievator use is physically pleasant and helps improve both mood, self confidence and general wellbeing. Everyone agrees on this.
There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. After all, they're just aliens, not actual people.
... Karkat would have been a lot happier if he could have seen it like that, too.
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Two underage teens decide to drink, and John's bad decisions end up with a surprisingly good outcome.
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Karkat gets home from the night job. Has a couple of ideas. Not necessarily GOOD ideas, mind. Just ideas.
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Your name is Dave Strider and you are a fucking rock star.
Your throat feels raw and your tongue is numb and too thick in your mouth. You’re panting with exertion. Fuck yeah. Eloquent. You try again: fuck yeah.
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- Part 1 of The Island of Misfit Toys 'Verse
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John gets drunk and says some stuff that no one really wants to read.
Dave stays sober until he decided to get drunk, and then he fucks up.