1 - 20 of 21 Works in John Egbert/Other(s)

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    His blue glaring iridescent orbs ogled the absolute amazingness that was bbq sauce packet.

    Watching as they flopped on the floor and towards john, he smiled and blushed. Bbq sauce packet said; “Hello john honey darling cheesy cheese sauce hottie thottie bbygurl.” John said; “Hi bbq sauce.”

    ~

    ava bitch u betr b payin mi th big bucks bc wtf- (/j i luv uuu)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    209
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    24
  2. Tags
    Summary

    jphn egbrt confeses his love for ao3 wbesite as a human

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    413
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    32
  3. Tags
    Summary

    As an omega, Dave is his brother's property. Bro decides it's time Dave has a first proper playdate with one of his omega friends, John, and the two boys get bred good and hard.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,430
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    167
    Bookmarks:
    14
    Hits:
    6,283
  4. Tags
    Summary

    john might be gay. really gay. and he might be dead soon?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,268
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    148
  5. Tags
    Summary

    "So your genius plan to make me less depressed, which, by the way, I am not!" John said, as Rose let out an almost derisive puff of air, something like an "Ugh", "Is to take me to a sex club and fuck a bunch of strangers?"

    "Fuck? Goddess, no, that would be ludicrous. Hopefully you will not be having any sex, because that's against the club rules - except on special occasions." She responded, reciting the last half of her sentence like she was quoting a rulebook. "No, my dear, sweet Egbert. I'm taking you to a kink party."

    "A what?"

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,046
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    60
    Kudos:
    141
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    3,092
  6. Tags
    Summary

    TG: hey rose

    TT: Yes, Dave?

    TG: so i was thinking
    TG: what if we aka you me roxy dirk john jade jane jake raided area 51 like fr

    TT: Then we would be shot full of holes.

    TG: ok but ignoring the guns

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,493
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    167
    Kudos:
    388
    Bookmarks:
    58
    Hits:
    4,509
  7. Tags
    Summary

    John gets off, the Earth breaks. Have fun, kiddos.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    721
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    487
  8. Tags
    Summary

    A computer generated story about some kids that play a computer game.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    521
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    24
    Hits:
    254
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Davepeta sets John up on a blind date, and he winds up surprised at how much he likes who he meets

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,511
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    123
  10. Tags
    Summary

    A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-styled fanfic made as a Birthday Present for my boyfriend, the Monster Girl Examiner!

    Started 08/24/16 and finished on 12/24/16.

    26 Bad Endings.
    5 Secret Bad Endings.
    2 Normal Endings.
    1 True Ending.

    Can you find them all? 8^y


    The Session is at its end, John's about to let everyone through the Door to the New Universe, when something horrible happens. Rose, Karkat, Roxy, Dave and him are cast to a strange, perverse Land, and now they have to find a way to get to the new Universe, if it even exists anymore.

    Dozens of alternate paths that may lead to a Bad End, a story full of all sorts of depravity and Monster Girls plowing a group of five silly through various scenarios! Each chapter with a sex scene has the Kinks tagged on the notes at the beginning, so if you don't enjoy a particular kink, you can go ahead and skip that chapter. There's something for everyone here!

    **UPDATE**

    Added a link to an HTML, CYOA-version of this fic a friend of mine did on the first chapter's summary, feel free to check it out and thank them for their work!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    176,800
    Chapters:
    100/100
    Comments:
    209
    Kudos:
    839
    Bookmarks:
    144
    Hits:
    147,724
  11. Tags
    Summary

    The story of a simple dorito bag and it's journey through life

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,367
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    401
  12. Tags
    Summary

    important alert as to the future of this fic

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    59,806
    Chapters:
    27/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    400
  13. Tags
    Summary

    Basically John and Dave go out to play hide and seek in the woods. As John searched for Dave, he came across this strange, alien-like creature. Things go farther than expected.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,022
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    45
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    5,855
  14. Tags
    Summary

    A work inspired by Clementine Von Radics' Ten Love Letters.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,686
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    37
    Hits:
    324
  15. Tags
    Summary

    dave

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,124
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    25
    Kudos:
    47
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    488
  16. Tags
    Summary

    The Alternian empire keeps a large number of captive aliens as so-called "relievators" for its citizens to use. These serve an important function by giving the masses a safety valve for pent-up stress and frustration in an otherwise merciless and demanding society. Relievator use is physically pleasant and helps improve both mood, self confidence and general wellbeing. Everyone agrees on this.

    There's absolutely nothing wrong with it. After all, they're just aliens, not actual people.

    ... Karkat would have been a lot happier if he could have seen it like that, too.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,468
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    216
    Kudos:
    686
    Bookmarks:
    81
    Hits:
    16,710
  17. Tags
    Summary

    Two underage teens decide to drink, and John's bad decisions end up with a surprisingly good outcome.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    732
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    562
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Karkat gets home from the night job. Has a couple of ideas. Not necessarily GOOD ideas, mind. Just ideas.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,686
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    193
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    3,204
  19. Tags
    Summary

    Your name is Dave Strider and you are a fucking rock star.

    Your throat feels raw and your tongue is numb and too thick in your mouth. You’re panting with exertion. Fuck yeah. Eloquent. You try again: fuck yeah.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    9,523
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    61
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1,921
  20. Tags
    Summary

    John gets drunk and says some stuff that no one really wants to read.
    Dave stays sober until he decided to get drunk, and then he fucks up.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    677
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    28
    Hits:
    878

Filters

Filter results:
Submit

Include

?
Include Ratings
Include Warnings
Include Categories
Include Fandoms
Include Characters
Include Relationships
Include Additional Tags

Exclude

?
Exclude Ratings
Exclude Warnings
Exclude Categories
Exclude Fandoms
Exclude Characters
Exclude Relationships
Exclude Additional Tags

More Options

Crossovers
Completion Status
Word Count
Date Updated
Submit

Clear Filters

Pages Navigation