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    Eu não sou ninguém, fico sentado o dia inteiro na frente de um computador ouvindo rap, então como eu vim parar numa situação dessa?
    Eu conheci uma garota, Terezi, eu quase atropelei ela, quase. Chamei ela para sair e achei ia ficar com ela e não com o cara que é apaixonado por ela, a vida é engraçada.

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    Português brasileiro
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    -I recently realized that my original plan for this isn't going to work out, so I believe that I should note that this is an AU in which the game still occured, however no one died (or at least, stayed that way).-
    The game is over, English was beaten, the Humans and Trolls finally claimed their new universe, and Dave is still a cool kid. With a literal universe of possibilities before them the humans and Trolls decide to obtain the one thing none of them ever had the chance to: a college education.

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    5/?
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    John thinks that everything in his life is going perfect right now. Till... well, he makes a big mistake and creates a little Karkat who also happens to look like Dave... Oh wait.

    UPDATE Name changed from "Here... have a son"

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    20/23
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    27
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    In which John is ridiculously cheerful, Terezi is introduced to his sister, and nothing about the Egbert-Crocker family tree makes sense anymore unless John is adopted.

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    1/1
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    14
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    A tragic tale set in 1218 A.D. England involving all the beta kids and trolls in a fantastical alternate universe rather than what really happened during that time period in England. This is the prequel to the modern tale to come later, the story that started it all. This story is NOT for the faint-hearted.

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    6/23
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    17
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    1
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    “I miss you, John,” she whispered. And for once, she wasn’t lying.

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    1/1
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    21
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    John/Dave/Karkat shenanigans, feat. Sibling Drama & (long-awaited) Moirail Comforting

    First in a collection of oneshots following the same AU.

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    English
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    2/?
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    21
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    3
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    When a sea of the living dead separates you and your friends, you think things can't get much worse. Well, that is, until you get picked up by group of walker killing badasses. Your choices are to take your chances with a horde or a group of crazy strangers, and you pick the strangers. They take you away to a place they call The Veil and you meet a very colorful cast of characters who aren't sure what to make of you and vice versa. Will you ever see your friends again? Who are these people and what are they doing with all of this sciencey stuff?? What is the terrible secret their leader is hiding?
    Your name is John and you hope you made the right choice.

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    Dave's slowly adjusting to college life, Rose is a mess, Dirk's happier than ever, and Roxy's back to climbing the corporate ladder.

    Things are rapidly changing for everyone and in true Strider-Lalonde fashion, no one remembered to strap themselves in for the ride.

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    English
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    9/9
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    In the land of Hyrule, darkness is stirring. Only the hero of legend could possibly stop the impending doom of the land. The Great Deku Tree sends the only fairy left, who happens to be rather shouty, to retrieve the girl to save the day. At least, that's what he hopes will happen. In all honesty, the Deku Tree is sure that things are going to get pretty ridiculous pretty quickly.

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    2/?
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    John wakes up as a wiggler in the caves. Having no idea of who he really is other then his name he fights through growing up in troll society. When he finds a way to enter the original 12 trolls game the story truly begins. Why is he a Troll? Well you will have to read to find out.
    [Discontinued] [The story is being redone under a new name. Growing up troll.] http://archiveofourown.org/works/4740389/chapters/10834427

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are completely and royally pissed.
    Your name is Terezi Pyrope, and you are really fucking impatient.
    Your name is Feferi Peixes and you are really excited.
    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you are currently very frustrated.
    Your name is Eridan Ampora, and you are done with everyone’s shit.
    Your name is Aradia Megido and you are really, really embarrassed.
    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you are going to hell.
    Your name is John Egbert and you miss your sister. A fucking lot.

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    3/?
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    Sure, he'd never thought she was lucky. Neither did she, or him, or her none of them did. But to be fair, they'd never had a reason too, a couple of them should've thought they were actually quite unlucky, with an estranged brother who probably wasn't actually related to him, and her dog dying when she was young. He had a father who was remarrying with a gang leader, moving over to the town they lived in, a new school, and of course the cranky kid coming with. She had a mom with an alcohol problem. But then...maybe it would get better? At least they hoped so.

    He being John, she being Rose, him-his being Dave, and her being Jade, a series of Homestuck/ Demonstuck stories that are in the same universe and I promise will eventually connect.

    -discontinued cause I never actually had a plan for it, if I did I forgot, I'm sorry

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    2/?
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    Welcome to Wife Swap, where two couples will exchange their wives (or husbands or nonbinary spouses) for a week to show how different can be the lives of different marriages. This show is brought to you by MTT industries, CrockerCorp and Hyperion.

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    5/5
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    17
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    John, Vriska and Terezi get involved in something that is a taboo for both species.

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    1/1
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    6
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    John Egbert and Vriska Serket work across the street from each other. He with a tattoo parlor, her with a flower shop. What happens when a day gone bad, goes right?

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    Your name is Dave Strider; the year is 1999. Eleven horrifying years after your first trip to the Makara Bros. Dark Carnival, and your oversized Texan home hasn't been the same since. Your sleep is plagued by night-terrors, and after a particularly vivid hallucination where you end up on the screaming end of a post-cannibilistic blowjob, you tell Bro that it's time to ollie the fuck out.

    Your interest in the occult becomes ever-increasing after an acrobatic pirouette into a small Los Angeles apartment, where you find that there are already twelve pre-existing, long dead tenants living there. After a violent encounter with a less then benevolent face-painted demon, you decide that it's time to break out the big guns:

    Enter Seer Rose Lalonde and her paranormal investigation team, John Eggbert and Jade Harley. Unfortunately exorcisms never adhere to the best laid plans, and as a last resort you seek help in the hands of grouchy nub-horned demon and his eleven undead friends. With enough bell-bottom wearing spirits to qualify as a dance team, you might just stand a chance.

    That is, until you find out who's really been pulling the strings behind the curtain.

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    “You see that?” She pointed at the sky, above them and to their right. “That’s my constellation.” John chuckled and followed her finger, not seeing much out of the ordinary. “Nope, I don’t see a thing! I didn’t know you had a constellation, though.”

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    8/?
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    "On an island in the middle of a non-descript ocean, there is a rather large, white building up on top of a hill. At the foot of this hill, there is a cage, and inside this cage there is a Troll."

    Wherein Trolls are kept and trained at a reserve on Jade's island, and one happens to be particularly attached to his handler, much to the irritation of his mate.

    Ongoing and sporadic updates. Suggestions of pairings or situations welcome!
    ((Has an underlying plot, but mostly just a continuous collection of ficlets focussing on certain pairings. Details on quadrants of existing pairings in notes.))

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    17
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    EB: why are you suddenly the knight of my peen's honor?

    TG: i have always been the knight of your peens honor

    A.K.A. Boys talking about their dicks and generally being stupid together. (What's new?)
    A.A.K.A John sends the wrong picture (that is not his pet salamander, that's a different snake all together) and Dave fucks up.

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    1/?
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