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    John Egbert and Dave Strider form a bond over spilled tea, a ruined Ghostbusters shirt, and a mutual distaste for their cheating girlfriends.

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    "I'm totally open for business," He says, rummaging through the bag of random shit you bought at Walmart. You would bet he's searching for apple juice, which you did, in fact, buy for him. "Got ladies lining up around the block."

    You pull out a container of extra-strength Tylenol. "You are so full of shit."

    "I will literally kiss you right on the mouth to prove I am so not full of shit."

    You wash down three pills with Dave's black coffee. There's a bitter taste in the back of your throat that you can't swallow. "What's stopping you?"

    He raises a slender eyebrow. "You."

    [hiatus]

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    In an alternate universe you would have done things so much differently.

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    Your name is John Egbert, and you hate everyone.

    More importantly, you hate yourself -- your stupid teeth, the even stupider headgear that you're forced to wear everywhere, and the slur of every s that leaves your lips. It seems everyone hates you, actually; why haven't you offed yourself yet? Right, because you have two friends (Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde), a loving father, and an unrequited crush on eighth grader Dave Strider. That might be what you hate most about yourself, next to the teeth/headgear/slurred speech.

    Fuck your life.

    Currently being re-written under the name Breathe.

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    Living and growing up on the streets is hard, especially when you're broke. Some make it out better than others, and some not so much. Especially not the Sufferer's. They have it the worse. When the Condescenders come in and make Hell a living thing for them, things get very intense and real, especially when the Condescenders' leader goes missing. Fingers get pointed at the wrong people and toes will be stepped on.

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    In the aftermath of a drunken phone call to her ex, Vriska Serket makes the decision to stop running. Facing your mistakes has to be better than failing to move on.

    A For Want of a Nail for kankrisredsweater's "His Camera Captures Moments in which John never goes to pick up Vriska.

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    Deployment is what happens when you and five thousand of your closest friends pile into a floating city and do laps in the Persian Gulf for months on end. Includes foreign booze, jet planes, and the best friends you've ever had.

    Boot Camp didn't prepare you for this.

    (Complete)

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    i am the knight of time
    when i sleep i dream of a million different lives
    i dream of lives i could have lived
    of lives my friends could have lived
    of lives the trolls could have lived
    if it werent for the game

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    Four humans enter the troll city of Allernia and promptly find themselves in more trouble than they've ever dealt with before; namely, twelve trolls who were trying to cast a spell and would rather not have been interrupted, thank you very fucking much. Also featuring: mysterious tattoos, magic of all sorts, made-up languages, renegade demons, bullshit magical technology, bullshit technological magic, one massive supernatural fight scene, and minor relationship drama! This story has it all! All of that stuff, not literally everything. I'm not a miracle worker.

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    Life is full of hard and unexpected obstacles. These 18 friends are taking on the world together.

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    New family. New state. New beginnings. You are excited to start your new life with a new mom and siblings, even if some of their quirks are going to take some getting used to (swords, shitload of alcohol, and demonic overlords oh my) but it's always one thing that leaves you with a dry throat and a fluttering heartbeat.

    Dave Strider, known cool kid to most and biggest dork to you, has you thinking since you were 11, 'Oh shit you're really hot and I'm pretty sure I might like you and you're totally making my heart did weird flips and you're my step-brother. Great.'

    So... Yeah. Let's see how this goes.

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    Here we have another teen angst-filled sob story of a teenage boy with too much time on his hands and more suitors than hours in the day. You could read this out of curiosity or perhaps boredom, maybe even because you've run right out of angsty teenagers and their romantic escapades in your bookmark folder. Either way, I'm sure there'll be a witty one-liner or two to keep you interested.

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    The kids are raised and the nest is empty. Dave and Rose are both in college, Dirk still doesn't have a normal guy job, and Roxy's only getting better with age like the wine habit she's trying to kick.

    There's one less Lalonde in town though, as Dave starts his first semester under the Strider name.

    Just because they're all split up doesn't mean there's any less drama. Somehow, there's even more. Families have a way of doing that.

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    "Hello?"
    "Uh, yeah. John?"
    "...What?"
    "I'm sorry."

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    you don't know what's going to happen when you leave this place, and for once, you're ok with that.

    (summer camp au)

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    After strife comes to the Kingdom of Breath and havoc reaches the land John, Dave, Karkat, and Vriska will have to try and liberate the Kingdom of Breath from the influence of Her Imperious Condescension and discover a lot more about their world on the way.

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    John Egbert is a few weeks into his freshman year at the first interspecies college in the nation. As a xenology major, his studies focus on the ways of troll culture, and this leads him to an interest in his sexy troll TA.

    With the continued segregation and discrimination against the new species, relationships between humans and trolls are all but forbidden. Will our heroes succeed in bridging the gap between species? What kinds of trouble will they get into along the way?

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    Welcome to the lives of the starving artist
    to the shakers, movers, and everyone who is trying to make it.
    Follow them through the upcoming months and see if they can make due.

    (a RENT/Homestuck crossover fic)

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    You are beginning to realize that this really isn't ever going to work itself out.

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    Your name is Dave Strider and the love of your life is getting married tomorrow.

    When John Egbert proposes to Vriska Serket, Dave knows it's over. In all the years they have known each other, John has never once even showed a sign of acknowledging Dave's affection for him, let alone returning it. So Dave does the only thing he can do. He runs.

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    You meet a dead girl with a body like fire who throws you into her really, really weird plans.

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