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What they really needed was a lesson in manners, and a lesson in valuing what they had.
This was a lesson she was eager to teach--after all, they had given it to her, why shouldn't she reciprocate the favor?
And so she would steal something from each and every one of the members of the Prospitian royal family, and perhaps she could show the world that the gold they clothed themselves with was nothing more than a sloppy coat of yellow paint over shit.
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Vriska had mentioned that she left an ex-matesprit behind when she came to Earth, but John didn't expect to meet him in one of his classes. He had no reason to be jealous...until Vriska gave him one.
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You hadn't really noticed it before - all these odd things that were happening around you - but they didn't make any sense. It was much easier to ignore them and try to live life around them.
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A Thief and a Knight from the glittering city of Prospit fall in love with the royal siblings. When Princess Jade decrees that she will marry the man who brings her the finest treasure, the two undergo a quest together to win their affections. Meanwhile, an agent of Derse infiltrates the golden city in order to spark a war between their two nations. As the situation back home grows more serious, our heroes will need to step their game up if they want to find the Ultimate Reward before their city is crushed beneath Jack's boot-heel.
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Your name is John, short for Johonn, Egbert, and you have the highest blood color in the lowblood army. And you get endless amounts of shit for it. Eeeeeeeendleeeeeeeess shit.
John is a troll and part of the Lowblood Revolution, but his rank of Cerulean blood isn't well accepted in the sea of Burgundy, Umber, Ochre and Olive. It doesn't help that his eyes changed early, either.
He's learned to accept the beatings and move on, he can't complain, no officer would do anything, and he can't fight back, he'd be accused of treason faster than they'd execute The Condesce. It's hard to fight a war when both sides want you dead.
But at least you have one friend, one anchor to sanity.- Words:
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I'm John Egbert, and I'm here to ask you a question.
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Advanced data retrieval has provided new information. Formatting irregularities found. Multiple-origin data files have been merged.
Accessing: Commander John Egbert/Temporal Agent Dave Strider/Captain Rose Lalonde.
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- Part 13 of The Troll War
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The game has been over for six years now.
Dave was alive. He was alive and breathing, as well as everyone he cared about. Except for maybe one troll, whose acts he could never forgive. -
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Karkat and Kankri are out shopping when they stumble upon a lost girl. Of course the most rational thing is to kidnap her, right?
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You can't stop it, you love it. The things you do at night... all the blood... and to read about it days after. You are doing something good and you know it. As long as nor your family or friends gets to know your secret you should be fine, right?
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Humanstuck summer romance AU! John Egbert, his father, and his cousin Jade, along with their friends the Striders, have returned to Lake Skaia for one last summer before the children leave for college. The families haven't visited the lake since the boat accident four years previous that took the life of John's mother. Now that they're back, they're determined to enjoy this final summer. Matters are complicated, however, when the kids come across their old summer friends and romances are sparked.
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John has been dealing with self harm and bullying for almost a year now. The only one that knows about this is Rose, but what happens when it gets out of hand and she has to tell Jade and Dave?
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HUMANSTUCK! John Egbert and Jade Harley move from a small town to a big city and to a bigger school.John is really nervous to go to a new school but Jade is just thrilled.Turns out,John had every reason to be nervous when he somehow made it on Vriska's hate list. But things take a turn when John starts to fall for Vriska who is "Top shit" of the school.
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Thanks to the machinations of Roxy Lalonde the group is once again embroiled in a game of strip poker...this time with a twist! Who will win? Who will lose? Find out, as another chapter in the saga begins.
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Whatever you ate is burning immensely as it comes up, and you nearly laugh at the stupidity of all of this. The stupidity of the thoughts about John and Vriska. The stupidity of the thoughts of Karkat and Terezi. The stupidity of how you’re feeling about subjects that don’t even matter. The stupidity that you’re up-chucking in a restaurant.
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Terezi Pyrope is a mid 20s detective in a rinky dink detective agency who has been cordially invited to a dinner party by an old friend, however the said to be wonderous night takes a disastrous turn when one of the party-goers is found murdered, it is up to Terezi and an old colleague to find out said murderer;
Before every last attendee is murdered before the morning
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(NOTE: THIS IS A WORK IN PROGRESS)
After the Sburb session, The Condesce comes to destroy Earth but is somehow defeated. Trolls are enslaved to humans and sold like candy. -
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Your name is Dave Strider and you are a fucking rock star.
Your throat feels raw and your tongue is numb and too thick in your mouth. You’re panting with exertion. Fuck yeah. Eloquent. You try again: fuck yeah.
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- Part 1 of The Island of Misfit Toys 'Verse
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