1 - 20 of 746 Works in John Egbert/Vriska Serket

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    Karkat Vantas is running away from his life on Alternia. Like many lowbloods and even some highbloods, they have heard that Earth, a newly conquered planet, is a safe haven from The Imperial Condescendence and her ways. Through various hardships he is able to get to Earth, learning about it's culture and even it's problems. But soon enough a cool kid named Dave Strider came into his life and fucked up everything.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,116
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    253
  2. Tags
    Summary

    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria, Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a home that's just out of reach

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    121,569
    Chapters:
    22/23
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    797
  3. Tags
    Summary

    The one thought that crossed your mind and that has stuck with you forever was that she was an angel.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,011
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    40
  4. Tags
    Summary

    A collection of short fics from geistygeist.tumblr.com, volume 2!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,603
    Chapters:
    10/10
    Kudos:
    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    693
  5. Tags
    Summary

    This is a Humanstuck fanfiction, it is my own version, so please no hate, I also i have a bit of info, The Beta trolls and the alpha trolls are siblings with the respective ones. Like Vriska and Aranea, Feferi and Meenah, and so on. Though the Ancestors who are with them ((Mindfang and the Serkets, Condy and the Piexes)) have no relationship to them except maybe like an aunt or uncle.

    Another thing this has many different types of relationships, there is best friend relationships (Nepeta and Equius).
    There is rivalries (Like two girls fighting over one dude or the two really just hate eachother).
    There is dating and so forth common human relationships really.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,125
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    60
  6. Tags
    Summary

    No, seriously, I dont. We're living in a goddamn town not a city. Unless you wanna change it into Town Lights but that just sounds stupid. But I think I'm gonna roll with City Lights because it sounds cool.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    37,225
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    767
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Your name is John Egbert and today is one of the worst days of your life.
    “I am so, so proud of you, Son”. Every single time he left the house or did anything really, he would repeat that one sentence. It’s weird how one mundane sentence would be the last you ever heard from him. After the call, you didn’t know what to do. In that one instant, all you could do was blame yourself, even though you knew it could never be your fault.

     

    (If we don't update for a little while, don't worry we're not dead we're just lazy af and hugeee procrastinators ;P)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,057
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    46
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    575
  8. Tags
    Summary

    It's hard being a kid and no one understands. Except it's not just the kids having problems, and everyone understands.

    Dave's living off campus, Rose is back on her feet, Roxy's got too much on her plate, and Dirk has no idea what's coming. Friendships change, relationships grow, and The Mayor's friendship remains a universal constant.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,195
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    37
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    186
  9. Tags
    Summary

    (a dollop of implied johnkat for the soul)

    After inhabiting Can Town, Karkat and John sort of went their separate ways, living in different apartments with different people.

    But when Karkat's roommate kicks him out and he finds himself homeless and alone--John just can't resist lending a hand to an old friendleader. And when he finds that Karkat has pneumonia--he offers to let him stay until he's back on his feet again.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,438
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    258
  10. Tags
    Summary

    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,350
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    46
    Kudos:
    57
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    618
  11. Tags
    Summary

    You love him more than you can fathom but you doubt he loves you back.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,271
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    2
    Hits:
    36
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
    ---------------------
    Karkat Vantas has a lot of insecurities, and doesn't know how to handle them. With the complications of high school drama thrown into the mix, Karkat must figure out how to cope with his issues, or run the risk of driving his friends away.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    46,378
    Chapters:
    15/15
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    77
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    855
  13. Tags
    Summary

    The game was won. John and the others have now moved into their new universe. But someone seems to be missing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,527
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    114
  14. Tags
    Summary

    When faced with certain doom and only one path to victory, how will you all cope?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,857
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    126
  15. Tags
    Summary

    In which Dave moves to a small town and meets a lot of interesting people who get into a lot of interesting situations.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    11,437
    Chapters:
    9/9
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    64
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    898
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker between a bee and a goat, and feeling (not really) black (hope to fucking GOG not) for more than one of his supposed "best friends".
    And things are only going farther downhill.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    57,664
    Chapters:
    26/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    979
  17. Tags
    Summary

    It's been a few years since his breakup with Dave Strider. It's also been a few years since the death of Dave Strider.

    John Egbert is a single parent of a 6 year old child, who s been acting strange. He grows worried, and holds it off as her having a wide imagination. He continues to push aside the matter, until it just can't be ignored.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    550
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    121
  18. Tags
    Summary

    I dunno some gay shit

    Upd8s will be sporadic as fuck because what is life

    Shit kicks up around ch 15 hold your horses guys

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,220
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1318
  19. Tags
    Summary

    When you have a sleepover with a bunch of tenth graders, it's no surprise that shit happens.

     

    Or, the one where Dave doesn't really like where the direction of this party is going.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,251
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    143
  20. Tags
    Summary

    John and Nepeta grew up together, same town, same school. middle school brought changes that caused a dumb nerd to study and worry about a normally happy girl. high school brings up traumatic events that was said to be in the past. an unlikely friendship occurs and with it angst. why was he drawn to the basement? he had no idea what was in store.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,015
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    190

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation