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    The world's ending, and a couple of kids lord it over small town America.

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    10/?
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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're about to learn that there is nothing more incompetent than an assassin in love.

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    48/?
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    "Welcome to the Skaia Association for Mentally Unstable Youth. How may i help you?"

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    Terezi had never anticipated the move. She loved her house in the woods. However, when her mother made up her mind, there was absolutely no changing it. Now, she's starting a new year at a new (public) school and she is terrified of everything. How on Earth is this homeschooled, blind girl going to manage something new?

    (From Terezi's POV, unless started otherwise at the top of the chapter. )

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    Karkat is an unhappy cashier, and John has a craving for marshmallows. What could possibly go wrong?

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    3
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    Your name is reader, and you are about to read a Campstuck fanfiction. The author demands it.

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    5/?
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    15
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    2
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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Rated T for language and some suggestive material. Trolls are capable of natural reproduction in this universe.

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    36,229
    Chapters:
    21/?
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    7
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    In a world where the person you are meant to be with is dictated by if you can feel their pain, John Egbert thought he knew who his soulmate would be. He was wrong.

    Karkat Vantas didn't think he would have a soulmate at all. He was also wrong.

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    31,358
    Chapters:
    13/13
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    106
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    214
    Bookmarks:
    31
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    2214
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    Blood::He Who Speaks

     

     

    Karkat Vantas, hot-headed mutantblood prince of Alternia, has an idea.

    And you know what that means: Shit is going to be fucked up.

    Tensions are high between the trolls of Alternia and the enslaved human colonies of Earth. Centuries before, the legendary Thief of Life Meenah Piexes upended the Emperor Kankri Vantas with a plan to expand the legacy of Alternia to the furthest reaches of space. And although the probability of its occurence is near astronomical, they find a civilization of weak, pink-skinned creatures who worship the same gods and have the same titles.

    Of course, the planet was immediately taken over, the inhabitants taken as servants for a greater cause.

    Karkat Vantas saw this and was displeased.

    Also featuring: a bitchy thief that gets her heart stolen, a proud seer who gets her soul broken, a mage of two minds, gay dorky knights, and a dragon--welcome to He Who Bleeds!

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    5/?
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    3
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    Dave just wants to make it through high school alive and John just wants nothing to do with him. Pranking wars, awkward Food's projects and the occasional bad pun is had and somewhere in between the two dorks end up falling in love.

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    16/?
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    With so many versions of themselves, they were bound to run into each other eventually.

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    10/?
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    One sweep after the Alternian-Earth war began.
    It is the wriggling day of one Karkat Vantas. The day his blood must be tested by the empire. The day his secret comes out. The day he dies.

     

    carcinoGeneticist [CG]
    opened memo "I'M SO COMPLETELY AND UTTERLY FUCKED" on board FRUITY ASSHOLE RUMPUS FEST.
    CG:WELL.
    CG: THE THRESHECUTIONERS ARE LANDING OUTSIDE MY HOUSE.
    CG: AND I'M PRETTY FUCKING SURE THEY AREN'T JUST HERE TO ASK FOR FUCKING DIRECTIONS.
    CG: SO YEAH. SECRET'S OUT OF THE BAG. I'M A FUCKING BLOOD MUTANT.

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    6/6
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    11
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    47
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    6
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    Andrew H. Skaia High School.
    It's the beginning of the 2014 school year.
    The Betas are teachers.
    The Alphas are students.
    Weird shit goes down.
    And all the chaos is lead by the principle, Andrew Hussie.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    42
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    Deployment is what happens when you and five thousand of your closest friends pile into a floating city and do laps in the Persian Gulf for months on end. Includes foreign booze, jet planes, and the best friends you've ever had.

    Boot Camp didn't prepare you for this.

    (Tags will be updated as chapters are added)

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    12/?
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    Living and growing up on the streets is hard, especially when you're broke. Some make it out better than others, and some not so much. Especially not the Sufferer's. They have it the worse. When the Condescenders come in and make Hell a living thing for them, things get very intense and real, especially when the Condescenders' leader goes missing. Fingers get pointed at the wrong people and toes will be stepped on.

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    Your brothers always told you that life isn't a fairy tale. That's why Bro holds down two jobs while you and Dirk go to school. Somebody has to pay the bills after all. Life is never easy for a Strider, especially not for your older brothers, and you know they have a lot on their plates. This is the first excuse you make not to tell them when things start to get bad again.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    9/?
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    38
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    118
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    14
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    Your name is Vriska Serket and you're a freshman in college who plans on majoring in English and other foreign languages.
    Your name is John Egbert, and this year, you're going to be a language assistant in a French college.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    10
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    1
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    67
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    people don’t fall in love – not at sixteen when you can barely talk without your voice breaking, without the insecurity betraying your eyes, hidden beneath a pair of old sunglasses.

    but dave does.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    If you ever run into a problem, don't face it. Bury it six feet under. The only choice is whether or not to bury it while it's still alive and kicking or when it's cold and dead.

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    English
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    Chapters:
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    6
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    11
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