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    John thinks that everything in his life is going perfect right now. Till... well, he makes a big mistake and creates a little Karkat who also happens to look like Dave... Oh wait.

    UPDATE Name changed from "Here... have a son"

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    10/?
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    A series with JohnTav, Davekat, and Erinep.
    Travos is a delinquent kid who is known for his 360 degree attitude change from middle school. John is a football player who happens to bail him out jail. Dave is John's best friend and is dating Kyle, who probably knows why Travos changed.
    (This is the main story line and a prologue really.)

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    John Egbert and Dave Strider form a bond over spilled tea, a ruined Ghostbusters shirt, and a mutual distaste for their cheating girlfriends.

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    "I'm totally open for business," He says, rummaging through the bag of random shit you bought at Walmart. You would bet he's searching for apple juice, which you did, in fact, buy for him. "Got ladies lining up around the block."

    You pull out a container of extra-strength Tylenol. "You are so full of shit."

    "I will literally kiss you right on the mouth to prove I am so not full of shit."

    You wash down three pills with Dave's black coffee. There's a bitter taste in the back of your throat that you can't swallow. "What's stopping you?"

    He raises a slender eyebrow. "You."

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    5. to live; exist:
    Hardly a man breathes who has not known great sorrow.

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    You hate yourself, but that's hardly your biggest problem.

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    Your name is John Egbert, and you hate everyone.

    More importantly, you hate yourself -- your stupid teeth, the even stupider headgear that you're forced to wear everywhere, and the slur of every s that leaves your lips. It seems everyone hates you, actually; why haven't you offed yourself yet? Right, because you have two friends (Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde), a loving father, and an unrequited crush on eighth grader Dave Strider. That might be what you hate most about yourself, next to the teeth/headgear/slurred speech.

    Fuck your life.

    Currently being re-written under the name Breathe.

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    Living and growing up on the streets is hard, especially when you're broke. Some make it out better than others, and some not so much. Especially not the Sufferer's. They have it the worse. When the Condescenders come in and make Hell a living thing for them, things get very intense and real, especially when the Condescenders' leader goes missing. Fingers get pointed at the wrong people and toes will be stepped on.

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    They say that people can dream when they are in comas and have out of body experiences. Some people wake up thinking they are still in their dream, floating through the depths of their own imagination. John Egbert, at the young age of 16 went into a coma after being in a car accident that nearly took his life. His family, not wanting to lose him kept him on life support, praying that he would eventually wake up.

    NOTE: I do not own homestuck, nor any of the characters. However, the plot to this fanfiction is mine.

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    Karkat-
    Abused, depressed, self-depreciative, curse-happy, bullied, incredibly kind and sensitive, and miserable, as well as self-sacrificing. When his brother Kankri, the only nice one in his family is killed by being beaten to death, he's finally ready to jump. But when he tries... some asshole decides to 'save' him?!
    Dave-
    Rich, happy, egotistical asshole, stoic, a nice person and a terrible rapper. When he goes for a walk l8 one night, he's looking for some fresh air- not a front-row seat to some kid who's ungodly pale and reminds him vaguely of his teacher committing suicide. Being the model citizen he is (ha!) he decides to grab him around the waist as he's about to fall 50 feet to his doom, henceforth saving his life. But he's far from gr8ful, he's pissed! And how the fuck is a fourteen year old so light anyways???
    Please r & r!!

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    17/?
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    In the aftermath of a drunken phone call to her ex, Vriska Serket makes the decision to stop running. Facing your mistakes has to be better than failing to move on.

    A For Want of a Nail for kankrisredsweater's "His Camera Captures Moments in which John never goes to pick up Vriska.

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    Deployment is what happens when you and five thousand of your closest friends pile into a floating city and do laps in the Persian Gulf for months on end. Includes foreign booze, jet planes, and the best friends you've ever had.

    Boot Camp didn't prepare you for this.

    (Complete)

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    Dave always thought that his biggest problem in life would be his hidden, gay-ass love for his bestie, John.

    Boy was he goddamn wrong. Brace yourself, kid. Shit's about to get real.

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    i am the knight of time
    when i sleep i dream of a million different lives
    i dream of lives i could have lived
    of lives my friends could have lived
    of lives the trolls could have lived
    if it werent for the game

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    Four humans enter the troll city of Allernia and promptly find themselves in more trouble than they've ever dealt with before; namely, twelve trolls who were trying to cast a spell and would rather not have been interrupted, thank you very fucking much. Also featuring: mysterious tattoos, magic of all sorts, made-up languages, renegade demons, bullshit magical technology, bullshit technological magic, one massive supernatural fight scene, and minor relationship drama! This story has it all! All of that stuff, not literally everything. I'm not a miracle worker.

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    John and his crew are zombie hunters. It's a pretty fun job, so long as you have nothing to live for. While clearing out a deserted neighborhood, the group finds the one and only Dave Strider. Dave joins they crew, and shit goes down.

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    The finale of the Underworld series. You won't be able to read this without reading the other four fics (all of them).

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    John wakes up as a wiggler in the caves. Having no idea of who he really is other then his name he fights through growing up in troll society. When he finds a way to enter the original 12 trolls game the story truly begins. Why is he a Troll? Well you will have to read to find out.

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    4/4
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    24
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    2
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    Life is full of hard and unexpected obstacles. These 18 friends are taking on the world together.

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    Jade Harley is your average College student who wants a good future. All of her wishes fall as she meets this mysterious Dave Strider who is fighting off evil from a different dimension to protect her world. and apparently she has a part in this dilemma ever since she was born.

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    4/?
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    New family. New state. New beginnings. You are excited to start your new life with a new mom and siblings, even if some of their quirks are going to take some getting used to (swords, shitload of alcohol, and demonic overlords oh my) but it's always one thing that leaves you with a dry throat and a fluttering heartbeat.

    Dave Strider, known cool kid to most and biggest dork to you, has you thinking since you were 11, 'Oh shit you're really hot and I'm pretty sure I might like you and you're totally making my heart did weird flips and you're my step-brother. Great.'

    So... Yeah. Let's see how this goes.

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    Here we have another teen angst-filled sob story of a teenage boy with too much time on his hands and more suitors than hours in the day. You could read this out of curiosity or perhaps boredom, maybe even because you've run right out of angsty teenagers and their romantic escapades in your bookmark folder. Either way, I'm sure there'll be a witty one-liner or two to keep you interested.

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    5,897
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
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    25
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    2
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