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    This is a prime example as to why thirty something year old business men should not bring home twenty something punks. They might give you something to live for again and then what will you do?

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    12/?
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    Vriska and John lived a normal life until the Hunger games were made. Now Vriska and John have to kill 22 tributes. And maybe find romance in the process?

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    John Egbert did some things he wasn't proud of. He likes to think that it was because he was going through some messed up stuff, but really, he doesn't know why. It just kind of happened. Now he's being sent off to boarding school in another state, where the kids are just as screwed up as him and you have to keep up to stay alive. Once you've hit rock bottom, things can't possibly get any worse... right?

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    Dave just wants to make it through high school alive and John just wants nothing to do with him. Pranking wars, awkward Food's projects and the occasional bad pun is had and somewhere in between the two dorks end up falling in love.

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    10/?
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    “You're my friend too,” you agree, but the sad quirk to your smile must give you away. —A collection of John/Vriska flashfics.

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    2/?
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    Ever since John and Vriska had Casey, Karkat and Terezi have been dying to have one of their own. Now that they've finally gotten what they've wanted, will things turn out the way they planned? Sequel to Oh, Baby, which is, in turn, a sequel to I'd Only Choose You. Trolls capable of natural reproduction here.

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    Vriska and John, ages 19 and 20, are engaged and ready to take on the world together. Everything they've planned for their wedding is perfect...but then something happens when they least expect it. In which humans and trolls can successfully reproduce. (Vriska is equivalent to 19 years in this, which I guess counts as teenage pregnancy)

    Same AU as I'd Only Choose You (happens about a year after). Karezi as a major side pairing.

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    3
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    Vriska's messed up life has left her broken. She's despised by her mother, beaten by her father, and seperated from her sister and best friend Tess. She's learned to fight, to not let anyone hurt her ever, to not let anyone close. John sees something in her, a broken angel that he wants to save even if its impossible.

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    3/?
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    2
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    12
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    You’ve always known that the human species as a whole was odd, but then again odd is oftentimes good.

    Ever since the onset of puberty you harboured a fantasy, one which back on Earth might have made you an outcast, a deviant – but this isn’t Earth, this is Earth 2.0, New and Improved with 15% more electrolytes than its leading competitor. This is the world that you helped create, helped shape, helped form what is considered to be normal – and boy did you take that opportunity by the horns. Now your fantasy is exquisite reality, and while you sometimes miss the freedoms a normal life offered you, you ultimately know that you made the right decision.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and your mission in life is to be the best pet anyone could ask for.

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    Dave Strider is failing science. In a desperate effort to bring up his grades, he grabs some books at the library but finds a phone number in one of them. For clearly ironic purposes, he decides to text it.

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    “Yeah I know.” John bit his lip. “But, um . . . well you see . . .”

    Dave’s face fell for half a second. Shit, this couldn’t be going where he thought it was going. No.

    “Um, well, I can’t really tell Karkat, because, well . . . He’s sorta who I’m crushing on.”

    Shit.

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    4/?
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    After the game, the trolls and cherubs are randomly assigned to one of the four households back on Earth. With hard feelings everywhere, and a new planet where humans and trolls co-exist to explore, where do the villains fit in? Caliborn, who mourns his lost opportunity to become Lord English. Aranea Serket, who has to ask herself if she was actually trying to help, or just help herself. Damara Megido, who appears to hate everyone who tries to open up to her. Kurloz Makara, who is still willing to follow his false deities to the grave, dragging his quadrants down with him. And Gamzee Makara, who in all his capricious clown foolery, still remains a mystery, even to the ones who used to (and perhaps still do) love him.

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    9/?
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    The Country of Technology, Alberian. John needs to return home, so surely that's the best place to go, right? Things don't go as well as he'd first anticipated, and soon he finds himself in quite a sticky situation.

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    Spider girl, and wind-kissed boy, from start to end.

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    John creates a website documenting his experiences while living in Maple Valley, Washington, and some he experiences more currently.

    Each chapter is a new post.

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    1/?
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    Stuck-up pricks, lisping set guys, wordy siblings, annoying girlfriends... and to top it all off the most adorable, blue-eyed director ever.
    Too bad he's taken, your big bro's best friend, and a good five years older than you.
    Yup.
    You're Dirk Strider and your holiday just got a lot more complicated.

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    Vriska Serket has issues. A lot of issues. At the top of that list of issues is the fact that she has dreams about a long dead civilization and about herself, mostly killing or being killed. It's not long before her mostly-absent mother decides Vriska needs some help. Enter John Egbert, whom Vriska meets one afternoon at her much hated psychiatrist's office. She decides he's interesting enough to spend her time on, and he feels like he should trust her, even if he's not sure as to why. Vriska's intent on figuring out if all those memories are really fabricated or not, while John is intent on showing her that she doesn't need those memories anyway. Along the way they'll have to deal with meddlesome best friends, heartache, and all the drama of teenage life combined with the fact that there may or may not be a chance that the two of them were child gods in some lost but not completely forgotten life.
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    Post-Game AU, no one remembers the game, everything reset, trolls are human. Beforus trolls are siblings, lusii are parents. There's gonna be a lot of side pairings, but the main one is JohnVris. I'll tag pairings and characters as they appear. Enjoy!

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    AU but still trolls: Karkat is a knight for the kingdom of Light, and a specific preistess...er, seer princess, got herself into trouble. sometimes, when you cant get out, the least you can do is protect her.
    Now with the rage kingdom on the move, the kingdoms have become tense, and ties will be challenged. No one knows what or why the rage kingdom has suddenly become active. And no one knows of the war thats about to ignite... except the seers.
    Dedicated to covertcalligrapher from tumblr, because shes awesome. end of story.

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    4/?
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    12
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    23
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    Dave Strider has been asleep for the last year and ten months of his life. He's struggling to remember someone, someone who he may or may not be in love with. The only thing he has that's proof that this guy existed was just a name and the broken heart that he left behind.

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    6/?
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    "Ten years ago, at my mom's funeral, I met a boy. A boy who told me his parents died in a car wreck. He said his name was Dave."

    "So?"

    "Dave....Was that you?"

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    6,001
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    7/?
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    7
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