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    Karkat-
    Abused, depressed, self-depreciative, curse-happy, bullied, incredibly kind and sensitive, and miserable, as well as self-sacrificing. When his brother Kankri, the only nice one in his family is killed by being beaten to death, he's finally ready to jump. But when he tries... some asshole decides to 'save' him?!
    Dave-
    Rich, happy, egotistical asshole, stoic, a nice person and a terrible rapper. When he goes for a walk l8 one night, he's looking for some fresh air- not a front-row seat to some kid who's ungodly pale and reminds him vaguely of his teacher committing suicide. Being the model citizen he is (ha!) he decides to grab him around the waist as he's about to fall 50 feet to his doom, henceforth saving his life. But he's far from gr8ful, he's pissed! And how the fuck is a fourteen year old so light anyways???

    While these two very different people never met, talked, or thought about each other, it only took once for all of that to change. Neither could get each other out of their heads, and when Karkat is dragged to (who would've thought??) Dave's birthday party, they realize there's more to each other than first anticipated.
    Please r & r!!

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    John Egbert is a few weeks into his freshman year at the first interspecies college in the nation. As a xenology major, his studies focus on the ways of troll culture, and this leads him to an interest in his sexy troll TA.

    With the continued segregation and discrimination against the new species, relationships between humans and trolls are all but forbidden. Will our heroes succeed in bridging the gap between species? What kinds of trouble will they get into along the way?

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    Your name is John Egbert. If you could, you would go back in time and tell Casey that she doesn't need to see her friend, because she sees him every single day at school. You are now stuck in this Mommy and Me group, even though you are NOT a mommy. You have noticed that there is another father here, and your mind notices too -- because it is now screaming, "oh shit, he's hot!" and you want to facepalm.

    Your name is Dave Strider. If you could, you would punch your twin sister in the face, because you are a single MALE and you don't want to be part of a fucking Mommy and Me group. Not even for the irony of it. You have taken note that you are not the only dumbfuck dad here, and holy shit, why is the other father so damn attractive? Shut up, you don't have a schoolgirl crush on a single father in a Mommy And Me group.

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    New family. New State. New beginnings. You are excited to start your new life with a new mom and siblings, even if some of their quirks are going to take some getting used to (swords, shitload of alcohol, and demonic overlords oh my) but it's always one thing that leaves you with a dry throat and a fluttering heartbeat.

    Dave Strider, known cool kid to most and biggest dork to you, has you thinking since you were 11, 'Oh shit you're really hot and I'm pretty sure I like boys and you're totally making my heart did weird flips and you're my step-brother. Great.'

    So... Yeah. Let's see how this goes.

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    John Egbert gets everything that he wants

    He gets good looks from his dad.

    Money from his family's corporation.

    Popularity, girls, and much more.

    He also gets to make a fuck toy out of you. but it doesn't matter, because at least he's happy.

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    The kids are raised and the nest is empty. Dave and Rose are both in college, Dirk still doesn't have a normal guy job, and Roxy's only getting better with age like the wine habit she's trying to kick.

    There's one less Lalonde in town though, as Dave starts his first semester under the Strider name.

    Just because they're all split up doesn't mean there's any less drama. Somehow, there's even more. Families have a way of doing that.

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    John thinks that everything in his life is going perfect right now. Till... well, he makes a big mistake and creates a little Karkat who also happens to look like Dave... Oh wait.

    UPDATE Name changed from "Here... have a son"

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    A pretty fun rp I had over msparp. I was the John. Yep.

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    Terezi had never anticipated the move. She loved her house in the woods. However, when her mother made up her mind, there was absolutely no changing it. Now, she's starting a new year at a new (public) school and she is terrified of everything. How on Earth is this homeschooled, blind girl going to manage something new?

    (From Terezi's POV, unless started otherwise at the top of the chapter. )

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    Your name is John Egbert, and you hate everyone.

    More importantly, you hate yourself -- your stupid teeth, the even stupider headgear that you're forced to wear everywhere, and the slur of every s that leaves your lips. It seems everyone hates you, actually; why haven't you offed yourself yet? Right, because you have two friends (Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde), a loving father, and an unrequited crush on eighth grader Dave Strider. That might be what you hate most about yourself, next to the teeth/headgear/slurred speech.

    Fuck your life.

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    Some people see college as a way to re-invent themselves. Others see it as a new chapter of their lives just waiting to be filled with adventure. Either way, everyone agrees that college is a time for new starts.
    For John Egbert, it's a chance to plan for the future and enjoy life alongside friends both new and old.
    For Vriska Serket, it might just be a way to finally forget. But old secrets have a way of coming back to haunt you, no matter how hard you fight to keep them buried.

    Web Building and Other Tricks of the Heart is a story of first tries, second chances, and learning that even when the world feels like it's come crashing down around you, it can always be re-built.

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    Welcome to the lives of the starving artist
    to the shakers, movers, and everyone who is trying to make it.
    Follow them through the upcoming months and see if they can make due.

    (a RENT/Homestuck crossover fic)

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    You are beginning to realize that this really isn't ever going to work itself out.

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    And all at once there was calm. It was like the shocking realisation of inertia, a moment of sudden, abrupt peace and tranquility, staring into his eyes with a mixture of disbelief and. And love. You still loved this boy- this...this stupid, beautiful, selfish boy, trapped in a grown man's body. And all at once it was over, the storm dropped replaced by something all the more heated and charged, and he took the opportunity to say something unexpected. Not abruptly, not like an order. He just said it. Like it was expected and intended for you to do so.

    "Kiss me," He said.

    You did.

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    Inertia, noun.

    The tendency to do nothing or to remain unchanged.

    Time apart doesn't always make something go away.

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    8tracks playlist:
    http://8tracks.com/bakeroni/inertia-a-johndave-fanfic-mix

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    Your name is Dave Strider and the love of your life is getting married tomorrow.

    When John Egbert proposes to Vriska Serket, Dave knows it's over. In all the years they have known each other, John has never once even showed a sign of acknowledging Dave's affection for him, let alone returning it. So Dave does the only thing he can do. He runs.

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    When John Egbert finds a forgotten photo album on the bus full of beautiful snapshots of a mysterious woman in red sunglasses, he embarks on a mission to find the owner of the photographs - and the brilliant photographer who took them - that will change the course of his life in ways he never could have imagined.
    Rating bumped to M for later chapters.

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    You meet a dead girl with a body like fire who throws you into her really, really weird plans.

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    Rose is invited to her teacher's mansion, but she doesn't know that he has dark secrets... or does she know? This is going to be a weird psychological thriller.

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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER, recently you just moved to Washington to your cousin's house with your two older brothers.And you didn't realize your life would change the moment you move here.

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    In one night, everything changed. Fire fell from the sky like rain, and demons, vampires, and undead what-have-you rose from the depths of what one could call hell. The world was no longer ruled by humanity. You may have been turned into a demon on the night of the fall. You may have been bitten by a vampire or a zombie and changed into one of their kin. Or are you a survivor?

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    3/?
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