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    In just a few days John and Vriska are getting married, and there are many people attending. Rose is in the last few days of her pregnancy, Jane and Terezi are having so much fun, and Tavros and Rufioh are participating in this year's cosplay contest. What can go wrong? Well, there is mad clown, a gangsta lady that wants her ex girlfriend back, two moms that want to deliver their daughter to her future husband, and Caliborn wants to show his shitty art to Alan Moore.

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    I dunno some gay shit

    I might not be working on this anymore cuz life has been very stressful and the person I was writing this for I don't talk to anymore because of reasons, and I don't know how I'm gonna keep writing. If you guys want me to continue this I will, but upd8s will be sporadic and definitely not once a week like at the beginning(once or twice a month maybe).

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    John's been sitting alone in his house for a while now, thinking things through. Some time ago, Vriska made him an offer - one he thought he had to refuse - but now he's starting to regret saying no. Maybe he'll go for it after all?

    My shitpost-style foray into the world of fanfiction writing. I actually think it's pretty decent though. Tags could use some work.

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    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker and feeling (not really) red (hope to fucking Gog not) for a boy who has more buck teeth than brain cells.
    And things are only going farther downhill for him and his so-called 'friends'.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

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    Sburb City is just your average town with average people and businesses and events and whatever else. It seems pretty peaceful at first, but of course every city has its own side of criminals! Humanstuck troll cops AU with shenanigans, characters are around 20 years of age.

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    Terezi gets bullied every day by Vriska. One day, Karkat stands up for her... Will Karkat be able to save Terezi from her worst enemy, Herself? Warning for cutting and anorexia.

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    Неизвестно, кто сказал, что людям будет просто разобраться с тролльей романтикой, но он был лживым лгуном, который соврал. Спустя года после окончания SBURB Джон и Роуз обнаруживают, что им тяжело смириться с тем фактом, что их девушки регулярно устраивают секс из ненависти друг к другу, выгоняя людей на время Чёрной Романтики. Джон и Роуз пытаются найти способ сжиться с этим, пока Джейд не даёт совет, который может значительно облегчить положение для них обоих... Иногда для того, чтобы отношения работали, нужно немного нарушить правила.

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    Ты встречаешь мёртвую девушку с телом, похожим на огонь, которая втягивает тебя в свои очень, очень странные планы.

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    Alternatively Titled: In Which Dave Ruins Karkat's Life By Forgetting His Order At Dairy Queen

    Karkat Vantas just wanted a bit of ice cream, not whatever this cluster fuck could be called.

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    A couple years ago HIC of the troll enpire landed on earth with all of her people. But they started a war with the humans, until a rebelion between Bro strider , roxy lalonde, a man only known as dad . And jake english . They marched a warpath through the world but were mowed down outside of her palace. Then she employed the help of humans and trolls in her prisions and armies . And if you were a human or a troll that didnt agree you were shipped off to a prison .

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    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria, Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a home that's just out of reach

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    « Tout avait l'air normal au premier abord : les humains d'un côté, les trolls de l'autre. C'est toujours comme ça lorsque les personnes sont incapables d'accepter les différences des autres. Mais il suffit d'un petit accident, un minuscule, pour rapprocher des personnes qui, jusqu'ici, semblaient n'avoir rien en commun. Après tout, ne sommes-nous pas tous différents ? Alors pourquoi refuser obstinément de vivre ensemble ? »

    ~Extrait n°1, Journal de Rose~

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    It's been a month since Rose and Kanaya got married, and things have gone well. That is, until Rose and Kanaya find themselves in an unlikely scenario for people of...well, their sexual orientation. On top of that, Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Egbert are engaged, and the Vantases and Egberts have been proud parents for a while. What could go wrong? PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.

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    John and his crew are zombie hunters. It's a pretty fun job, so long as you have nothing to live for. While clearing out a deserted neighborhood, the group finds the one and only Dave Strider. Dave joins they crew, and shit goes down.

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    Turns out having demons in the Overworld during Halloween can be a bit of a disaster.

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    Eu não sou ninguém, fico sentado o dia inteiro na frente de um computador ouvindo rap, então como eu vim parar numa situação dessa?
    Eu conheci uma garota, Terezi, eu quase atropelei ela, quase. Chamei ela para sair e achei ia ficar com ela e não com o cara que é apaixonado por ela, a vida é engraçada.

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    Your name is John Egbert. And you may be in love with a Seer.

    This would normally be fine, except that you don't quite know how to tell her.

    And that's probably the least of your concerns.

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    Skaia High is full of a strange assortment of characters; the douchebag who plays guitar (badly) to pick up chicks, the 17-year old who still carries around Pokémon cards, but everyone finds him attractive regardless, the girl who became a certified lifeguard at 14, the disguised albino, the girl who’s best friend blinded her in 7th grade, and a myriad of other odd friends. They are slowly finding their way, paving their paths as they grow up. This is a compilation of their stories.
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    John leads a pretty normal life, and so does Jane. When they start dealing with relationships in high school, with both new friends and old ones, they both find themselves wound up in all kinds of teenage drama.

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    6/?
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    John and Vriska cuddle up on a cold, snowy day. Then, things get a little heated.

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    So like im sorry

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    3/?
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