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    You meet a dead girl with a body like fire who throws you into her really, really weird plans.

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    ==> Be DAVE STRIDER

    Every things a bitch. Terezi isn't responding to your messages, actors are walking out and this blue eyed dork is distracting you. Most of all, your movie for your film course in college isn't progressing as well as you want it too. But hopefully with the help of a certain idiot, this might spiral into something else.

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    She loves the stars in her eyes, the roses on her cheeks, and the flow to her movement as she strums that violin like she’s holding a life in her hands, not the wood of an instrument.

     

    In which Jade Harley is a stargazing pro and might have accidentally knocked her telescope so it’s looking right into Rose Lalonde’s room and other shit happens.

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    Dave Strider, human, Earth-born, probably not royalty in any way whatsoever. Until he gets attacked at a sperm bank and almost gets kidnapped. He is then rescued by a mysterious canine-masked warrior and told he is an intergalactically wanted man. Skeptical of the whole thing, he joins the warrior on a field trip to, you guessed it, outer space, in order to find out who he is and literally what the hell is going on here.
    Art by PeregrineWilliams
    (Updates weeklyish)

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    Several people stumble through professing their love for their partner.

    Inspired by the poem 8 Ways To Say I Love You and a similar fanfic.

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    John's search for a Great Perhaps leads him to the ever-screwed up and ever-sexy Vriska Serket, a girl with a love of booze and more ghosts in her past than John will ever know.

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    Your name is John Egbert and all you'd really wanted was for Casey to be happy.

    You thought, "hey, taking her to this Mommy And Me thing once won't be so bad" until you met Dave Strider. You thought this group would only be a one time thing, but from the first moment he speaks to you, you become absolutely infatuated. You'd never admit that aloud, though. And you certainly wouldn't give in and tell Casey when she teases you about having a crush on Amser's daddy.

    Your name is Dave Strider, and you think you might be in love with the only other single father at the stupid Mommy And Me group. Rose picks fun about it. Amser picks fun about it, too. You can't win. So you'll pretend you don't like him, or love, or whatever, and you'll try to stare at him when he's not looking.

    Well, when he's not looking and when Rose is not looking. And Amser. And Kanaya. And you're also sure his daughter, Casey, is on to you.

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    Dave Strider's awful private school transfer.

     

    This is a remake of Mister Egbert, since that fic was heading in the wrong direction and was terribly fucking written.

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    After strife comes to the Kingdom of Breath and havoc reaches the land John, Dave, Karkat, and Vriska will have to try and liberate the Kingdom of Breath from the influence of Her Imperious Condescension and discover a lot more about their world on the way.

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    And all at once there was calm. It was like the shocking realisation of inertia, a moment of sudden, abrupt peace and tranquility, staring into his eyes with a mixture of disbelief and. And love. You still loved this boy- this...this stupid, beautiful, selfish boy, trapped in a grown man's body. And all at once it was over, the storm dropped replaced by something all the more heated and charged, and he took the opportunity to say something unexpected. Not abruptly, not like an order. He just said it. Like it was expected and intended for you to do so.

    "Kiss me," He said.

    You did.

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    Inertia, noun.

    The tendency to do nothing or to remain unchanged.

    Time apart doesn't always make something go away.

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    8tracks playlist:
    http://8tracks.com/bakeroni/inertia-a-johndave-fanfic-mix

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    Movie Star!Stuck, where Vriska, John, Rose, and Kanaya are famous actors in good old Hollywood. Surely they're happy with themselves and their place in the world? Of course not! Join our four as they take an unplanned break from their "glamorous" lives, traveling the country in hope of learning a little bit more about themselves, and each other.

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    Here we have another teen angst-filled sob story of a teenage boy with too much time on his hands and more suitors than hours in the day. You could read this out of curiosity or perhaps boredom, maybe even because you've run right out of angsty teenagers and their romantic escapades in your bookmark folder. Either way, I'm sure there'll be a witty one-liner or two to keep you interested.

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    When John Egbert finds a forgotten photo album on the bus full of beautiful snapshots of a mysterious woman in red sunglasses, he embarks on a mission to find the owner of the photographs - and the brilliant photographer who took them - that will change the course of his life in ways he never could have imagined.
    Rating bumped to M for later chapters.

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    Random humanstuck adventures of the beta and alpha gang. Might have vague smut.

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    20+ Characters from Homestuck having conversations over pesterchum.

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    Now with an actual playlist: Clicky click

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    It's been a month since Rose and Kanaya got married, and things have gone well. That is, until Rose and Kanaya find themselves in an unlikely scenario for people of...well, their sexual orientation. On top of that, Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Egbert are engaged, and the Vantases and Egberts have been proud parents for a while. What could go wrong? PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.

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    Your name is Dave Strider and the love of your life is getting married tomorrow.

    When John Egbert proposes to Vriska Serket, Dave knows it's over. In all the years they have known each other, John has never once even showed a sign of acknowledging Dave's affection for him, let alone returning it. So Dave does the only thing he can do. He runs.

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    John thinks that everything in his life is going perfect right now. Till... well, he makes a big mistake and creates a little Karkat who also happens to look like Dave... Oh wait.

    UPDATE Name changed from "Here... have a son"

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    6/?
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