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Thanks to the machinations of Roxy Lalonde the group is once again embroiled in a game of strip poker...this time with a twist! Who will win? Who will lose? Find out, as another chapter in the saga begins.
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I asked for prompts on tumblr, and this is the madness that spawned from them. Not sure what I'll do when these tags reach critical mass. Thanks to tumblr user gazetteauteur, otherwise known as Mongoose, for totally enabling me all the time, and extra thanks to everyone else who's sent one in!
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The indescribable energies from the home dimension of unknowable beings of nonlinear existence.
An intrusion from the last reality that applies an impossibly subjective measurement to your life.
Methods for achieving godhood(ies) have come a long way since getting shot with a poisoned arrow and rising to Mount Olympus on the smoke of your funeral pyre.
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- Part 6 of The Troll War
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What do dead Heroes of Light dream of?
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Dave has lived a sheltered life. He doesn’t know the epic feel of swords cutting through air, through wood, smacking on skin and raising welts. He doesn’t understand the nasty feel of defeat or the joy of victory at three in the morning after nine hours of sparring only to land a single hit on a forearm. He doesn’t know the taste of weed on the first hit or how much different—better—it is on the second and the third but how it leaves an ashy feel in his mouth at the last of the bong to the point where it’s almost a requirement to drink some apple juice. He has never experienced the buzz he gets from the drug. Most of all, he doesn’t know what rape is. He doesn’t know the feeling of idiocy that accompanies this. He doesn’t know because, in the Phi Timeline, Dirk wasn’t there to teach him these things and beat his ass when he finds out about his liking weed (but not his addiction, no, Dave was never addicted, true and honestly to his heart).
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Your DNA is 51% animal. You are more animal than human, therefore you are not human. Because you are not human you are not entitled to the same rights and privileges as them, nor are they required to treat you like one.
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Your name is DAVE STRIDER.
You are a MONSTER.
You are in LOVE with your BEST FRIEND who recently DIED and turned into a different kind of MONSTER.
Your other BEST FRIEND who you think wants to be your GIRLFRIEND would surely KILL YOU if she found out what you were.
The city you live in is SYNONYMOUS with HELL.
What will you do?
(Dystopian society/ monster au. In which some characters are monsters and others are monster hunters... )
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"So, what's you're name?" he continued to calmly speak while he set himself a spot next to her on the balcony.
"Aradia Megido. Archeology Major. And you are?"
"Sollux Captor. Gaming and Graphics Major. Nice to meet you aa." -
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Your name is John Egbert, and you have had this one dream since you were a child...to re-enact the opening scene from Con Air, minus the fighting and getting arrested and stuff.
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Spring blooms late, with flowing fabrics, spring cleaning and, of course, the dreaded birds and the bees. Part III of a four part series, each part taking place during a specific season and generally incorporating a specific clothing item popular during the season. Spring is for tank tops. Pairings will be updated if they change/are added to.
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- Part 3 of SeasonsStuck
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Normally you love the color red. It is the best color in the world, the tastiest too. Even before you went blind you loved that color, and it's probably the only thing you really miss about your sight.
You normally love the color red.
Except right now you absolutely hate it.
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- Part 1 of Midnight Life
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High school is a rumor mill.
But sometimes, one little thing can change the course of life forever. Real or fake, it makes its mark and then it never goes away. Add that one thing to the steaming stockpile already out there and life is bound to get a whole lot harder for this group of teens.
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Dave Strider suffers from anorexia nervosa, but he thinks other wise. He thinks that he's just on another one of his diets which consists of not eating and filling himself up with water or rewards himself with eight ounces of apple juice. His brother and his best friend are no fools, and they both know that he's starving himself.
They try everything they can to help Dave get better, even if that means going away to a two month clinic.
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Dave Strider is just a 17 year old trying to live up his bro's rep. But along the way he starts to go on the bumpy road of emotions with his best friend John Egbert. He believes John had made the wrong choice of who to date. Though whom he believes Egbert should date is a secret to them all.
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- 3/?
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'We should get our date on, y'know? Go out, see a movie, hold hands, catch a killer. It'll be a motherfucking JOYRIDE!'
When Dave Strider and Aradia Megido are hospitalised for severe injuries following an incident in New York involving The Felt, John Egbert takes it upon himself to find the perpetrators and bring them to justice.
What he doesn't realise is the seeming accident goes deeper than just 'wrong place, wrong time'. A lot deeper.
There's a killer on the streets, and it will stop at nothing to kill them all.
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He sees past her bravado.
She can see into his heart.
She heals through listening.
He loves bearing the brunt of her anger.John/Vriska, Dave/Terezi, Rose/Kanaya, Jade/Karkat
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Because a royal purple cape on a royal purple ponce is almost offensively ironic. And because Dave hears the refrain of Dude Looks Like a Lady everytime Eridan walks by.
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Eventually to contain a number of short drabbles of various timeline natures. Archive warnings, pairings, characters will be added as the fic continues.
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What if Homestuck was set in the late 50’s, and the two Strider brothers had lost just about everything?
Dave is 16 years old and lost as hell without his parents, the only person he can turn to is his older bro, Dirk, who's never around anymore. Are there going to be repercussions to Dave’s future actions though? -
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He was looking for something to drown out the blue, keep away the memories for another night. In the end there is little to help with something that's already gone.
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