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    Yes, you hate him with a goddamn passion, but you can't deny it; he looks fuckable. And under kismesistude, that's what makes for a good soul mate in rivalry. Hell, this pursuit for ruining his reputation is a very black thing to do.

    But the way you're going about it is definitely worth as a plot for one of your troll romcoms, because you're bringing him down using a flushed strategy.

    What the fuck has your life come to?

    Or basically Karkat gets coerced into dating Strider in the hopes that he can break his heart and teach him a lesson because everyone's tired of his player lifestyle around the campus.

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    Vriska and John, a troll girl and a human boy, faced with the struggles of the strange ways their worlds and lives work. There's something just keeping them from being finally happy.

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    It's a weird AU concept, but explained inside! It was also very literally born from drawing Terezi with some draconic features and just kind of flew from there.

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    Life has thrown a shit storm of ill-fated events at a boy by the name of John Egbert, which has left his mind in shambles. His friends desperately try to repair their broken friend, but even the kindest of acts can cause the cruelest of conflicts to arise. Will John manage to survive the prison of a possessive partner, from drowning in the depths of his faltering depression and a potentially dangerous pet?

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    One lonely boy skylark who goes by the name of John Egbert gets a new pet (... but not really) in order to fill the void caused by the death of his dad (ºnº)

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    Karkat Vantas had one goal in mind: get through middle and junior high school without fucking everything up in sight.
    That notion fell flat the first day of class.
    He's now stuck with a juggalo asshole for a best friend, a coding nerd and a self-proclaimed cool kid as close friends, and a new friend in the form of a large-horned softie who still plays games for little girls.
    As if things couldn't get any worse, he finds himself starting a fight with a spider bitch, playing matchmaker between a bee and a goat, and feeling (not really) black (hope to fucking GOG not) for more than one of his supposed "best friends".
    And things are only going farther downhill.
    Whoever said these would be the best years of his life were either lying, high on Sopor, or were ribbing for a good culling.
    And yet, deep down, somewhere, he may start to enjoy it.

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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    (a dollop of implied johnkat for the soul)

    After inhabiting Can Town, Karkat and John sort of went their separate ways, living in different apartments with different people.

    But when Karkat's roommate kicks him out and he finds himself homeless and alone--John just can't resist lending a hand to an old friendleader. And when he finds that Karkat has pneumonia--he offers to let him stay until he's back on his feet again.

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    The one thought that crossed your mind and that has stuck with you forever was that she was an angel.

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    Your name is John Egbert. And you may be in love with a Seer.

    This would normally be fine, except that you don't quite know how to tell her.

    And that's probably the least of your concerns.

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    Dave is the new kid in town. He moved from Texas to Seattle, Washington to live with his best friend John to get away from his abusive guardian. He meets a boy who just won't shut up and he just can't stop thinking about.

    contains topics like mental illness, abuse, and recovery

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    This is a collection of drabbles, it's not much right now but it shall grow.
    Leave comments on what ships or kinks or aus you want.
    Whoo

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    Your name is Meulin Leijon. You're 19 years old and just moved to a town called Skaia Bay for college. You've met an odd assortment of people in this town but you weren't expecting them to be so similar to you. Too bad your crystal ball and bloody dreams don't show you everything.

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    It's been several years since Dave moved away from the small town he had been sent too.
    When Dave is invited back to see everyone from Alternia during spring break, how could he refuse?
    Except when he did accept the thought occurs.
    What if John is the only one who wants to see him?
    What relationships remained?
    How much does Karkat hate him?

    Continuation of Home Away From Home

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    “It’s hard to pin down an exact reason as to what could cause so many environmental shifts and technological failures. My best guess is a God-like being, capable of reality alteration. Malicious intent is incredibly possible, but given the spottiness and the debatable harmless nature of the phenomena it’s producing, I think that it would be more likely the being is either confused or lost on Earth and is trying to find it’s way back to wherever it originated from.”

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    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria, Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a home that's just out of reach

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    A collection of short fics from geistygeist.tumblr.com, volume 2!

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    This is a Humanstuck fanfiction, it is my own version, so please no hate, I also i have a bit of info, The Beta trolls and the alpha trolls are siblings with the respective ones. Like Vriska and Aranea, Feferi and Meenah, and so on. Though the Ancestors who are with them ((Mindfang and the Serkets, Condy and the Piexes)) have no relationship to them except maybe like an aunt or uncle.

    Another thing this has many different types of relationships, there is best friend relationships (Nepeta and Equius).
    There is rivalries (Like two girls fighting over one dude or the two really just hate eachother).
    There is dating and so forth common human relationships really.

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    No, seriously, I dont. We're living in a goddamn town not a city. Unless you wanna change it into Town Lights but that just sounds stupid. But I think I'm gonna roll with City Lights because it sounds cool.

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    Your name is John Egbert and today is one of the worst days of your life.
    “I am so, so proud of you, Son”. Every single time he left the house or did anything really, he would repeat that one sentence. It’s weird how one mundane sentence would be the last you ever heard from him. After the call, you didn’t know what to do. In that one instant, all you could do was blame yourself, even though you knew it could never be your fault.

     

    (If we don't update for a little while, don't worry we're not dead we're just lazy af and hugeee procrastinators ;P)

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    It's hard being a kid and no one understands. Except it's not just the kids having problems, and everyone understands.

    Dave's living off campus, Rose is back on her feet, Roxy's got too much on her plate, and Dirk has no idea what's coming. Friendships change, relationships grow, and The Mayor's friendship remains a universal constant.

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    You love him more than you can fathom but you doubt he loves you back.

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