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    It's a new year of high school, a chance for fresh starts and new friendship. Unless you're Eridan Ampora, in which case you've just unwittingly come out to your entire class as gay. Or if you're Sollux Captor, and you're trying to deal with whether to fall for who you SHOULD be with, or who you WANT to be with. Or if you're Karkat Vantas, in which case you're just angry.

    My friend Jade and I had roleplayed highschool humanstuck a couple of months ago, and it went well enough that I decided to turn it in to an amateur fic. I swear it'll be better than this shitty summary, enjoy!

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    Feferi Peixes is the Heiress of the Alternian Empire, which had grown to encompass almost three quarters of the galaxy. Her ancestor and ruler, The Condesce, had decided to halt the expansion in order to consolidate her rule. The scout ships, however, discovered Earth, and some apparently mutually benefitial agreements have been conducted, which allowed Feferi, alongside the few lucky trolls, to arrive on Earth. She was excited to start, at least temporarily, a new life in a place that was not as oppressive as her homeworld was, and perhaps find a solution to achieve the same freedom that she found on Earth on Alternia.

    Perhaps the solution won't be as peaceful as Feferi would hope for, interrupted by Condesce's cruel designs.

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    I dunno some gay shit

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    In which Karkat Vantas gets himself involved in a killing game in which the winner takes Lord English's place as the God Of Space and Time. He doesn't think he'll last a minute. Fortunately, he's got a psycho boyfriend on his side who will protect him at all costs.

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    A virtual reality video game gone horribly wrong. Timelines through universes connected by a terrible presence posed to send all to oblivion in a swirl of darkness. An anomaly tied to an innocent soul.

    The players of SGRUB have figured out that something strange is going on with their session. Beings called humans are connecting to them, from universes in the future. The timeline is doomed, but not crumbling into mass murder and psychotic chaos. It's possible that they do in fact have a second chance at not only succeeding at the game, but also in destroying the virus that's attacking everything. But even with bonds starting to crumble, they can be repaired and held tightly, made to be stronger than ever. And with the success of each bond, the conclusion of each time loop or quest and confrontation with a Denizen, the chances of defeating the darkness grow stronger than ever.

    Karkat Vantas swore when the game began to keep his friends safe. But even as he leads his friends to the light, what he doesn't realize is that the closer to light they come, the greater their shadows grow...

    Don't be afraid, for you are the one who will open the door.

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    When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
    The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
    What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
    When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
    "But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?"

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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're about to learn that there is nothing more incompetent than an assassin in love.

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    Your name is Jane Crocker and this is the last case.

    In which Dirk Strider is acting weird, John Egbert has manly mangrit, Calliope is Down For The Count, Roxy Lalonde is the best friend ever, Karkat Vantas needs his punch card stamped, Dave Strider has a beautiful baby, Doc Scratch returns, and Jane Crocker's most formidable foe may actually be herself.

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    "A rom-com that even Dave Strider will like."

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a group of friends who all think they're straight as hell. And it would have been just dandy if they were, but they're not. They are so not straight. A beaver can drive a car in a line that's straighter than their sexual orientations. (Except for John, the obligatory heterosexual friend.)

    OR...

    "Shit, let's be an internet celebrity."

    OR...

    College is hard enough between the "finding new friends" and "figuring out what to do with your life" gigs, and falling in love with your roommate doesn't really help.

    An ongoing collection of works with one overarching story.

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    "You learned a long time ago never to give Vriska Serket a loan. She’s not the kind of girl who repays her debts—at least, not in currency."

    --

    John, Terezi, Dave, and Karkat have been together happily for years. Vriska ends up homeless, and they have a spare room in their house where she can stay for now. Poly adjustments ensue.

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    "Ever since the Terrans and Alternians sought refuge on the twin planets of Derse and Prospit, there was a continual underlying power struggle between the two races. After years of bloody civil war, Derse found a tentative solution in dual rulership. A tetrarchy dividing the planet between the northern and southern hemispheres, with an Alternian governing the south and a Terran the north..."

    Twin planets divided by a thick belt of asteroids, traversed by intrepid individuals known as couriers, who were willing to risk life and limb to connect the two by delivering important missives. Twin planets ruled very differently, but each a compromise between the two races who call them their home.

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    Don't let the title fool you, there is no real debate here. Everyone knows John Egbert is actually, 100%, totally, indeniably adorable.

    (dont read this its dumb)

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    This story tells Jade's life as a teenager atheist in Maple Valley. She has to deal with bigots like Kankri, and douchebag atheists like Eridan. Also, in this story John is still an adorable token straight friend that doesn't know what is going on most of the time.

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    When your family is spread out across the country and includes all your friends, you have to make the most of the time you spend together.

    It's not just the Strider-Lalonde clan anymore. The family is extending in all kinds of ways, and friends are always welcome.

    Family events are definitely more fun that way.

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    “i heard that wisteria will blossom the more you beat it. that when you whisper love she cowers. that she shrivels in gentleness. collapses under kisses. is moved beneath the shock of cold. how sad a flower. i wonder her traumas. her aches. her reasons for reacting to tenderness with rage. sweet wisteria, who conditioned you to respond so lovingly to temper. i want to tend you, and the only way i know is warmly. (one of us must come undone.)”
    -Wisteria by Jamie Oliveira

    there's a girl who protects her bruises and sadness but not herself, a boy who really needs to stop sitting outside gas stations in the rain, and a home that's just out of reach

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    It's been a month since Rose and Kanaya got married, and things have gone well. That is, until Rose and Kanaya find themselves in an unlikely scenario for people of...well, their sexual orientation. On top of that, Ms. Lalonde and Mr. Egbert are engaged, and the Vantases and Egberts have been proud parents for a while. What could go wrong? PART 4 IN THE New Planet, New Life SERIES.

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    One sentence for forty different pairings.

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    Karkat met Kanaya in the girls bathroom years ago.

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    A bunch of one-shot ideas that came from AUs, headcanons, videos, songs, or comics. I do not own any of the content that sparked these ideas (except the drunk one, which I came up with on my own and which will be a two-chapter thing)

    All said and done, this is a collection of different ways that I think Davekat would happen in a high-school kind of AU world (also college). Just two dorks falling in love in all sorts of different fucked up times and places.

    Fasten your seatbelts ladies and gentlemen, because this will be a fucked up ride.

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    What the title implies.

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