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    You are JANE CROCKER, and almost four years ago, the dozen of you in the room all played a game and won. Today is the day you play another game, of high stripping stakes and nudity and a good helping of titillation all round.

    You've been looking forward to this for a while now. If all goes to plan, the sexual shenanigans that take place today will be remembered for centuries to come.

    Language:
    English
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    42,804
    Chapters:
    38/?
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    99
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    8
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    Where Karkat discovers the MAGIC of COOKING and uses FOOD to solve ALL issues and make life better.

    Also, pairings.

    ALL THE PAIRINGS.

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    32,615
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    7/?
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    92
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    107
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    22
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    1265
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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

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    English
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    447,320
    Chapters:
    35/?
    Comments:
    1918
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    1892
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    253
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    28985
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    GC: FOR FUCKS S4K3 JOHN, HOW H4RD 1S 1T TO WR1T3 4 S1MPL3 R3SPONS3? 1T’S NOT L1K3 W3’R3 L4CK1NG 4NY T1M3 H3RE. 1T T4K3S T3N S3CONDS TOPS TO WR1T3 4 M3SS4G3 B4CK, 3V3N 1F 1T’S 4 “SORRY, JOHN 3GB3RT C4N’T T4K3 YOUR C4LL 4T TH3 MOM3NT, PL34S3 L34V3 4 M3SS4G3 4FT3R TH3 B33P”.

    Terezi messages John at 3 am.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    11
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    2
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    119
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    The game is over. The reward has been claimed. The players can live forever in their new universe. But what about those who aren't god tiers?

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    1,620
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    6/?
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    13
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    68
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    5
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    572
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    Comprises the free will segment ==> Be John in chapter 34 of MC Escher

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    1/1
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    14
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    107
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    1
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    1012
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    Comprises free will section ==> Be Vriska in chapter 34 of MC Esher

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    English
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    5,071
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    18
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    135
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    1
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    915
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    Living in Eridan's body with him is enlightening in a lot of ways, Sollux learns- but the more he learns, the less he understands.
    For years, the Crockers had practically given up hope for Jake's recovery. Aradia, however, has unwittingly brought them some. It's frail, but they're willing to take their chances.
    Lalonde is getting upset. That, and suspicious. Frustrated by the lack of communication from Crocker, they decide to take things into their own hands.

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    3/3
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    "John works on his stand-up routine, Rose finally writes a book – they all try their best to put the past behind them.
    Except for Terezi.
    Terezi waits for Vriska to come home."

    Or, how to lose someone you love, and then how to get them back again.

    Language:
    English
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    11,198
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    159
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    The game was won ten years ago and John Egbert still isn't happy.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    22
    Kudos:
    103
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    806
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    We sat on the edge of worlds for a while.

    That is an undeniable fact, one on which our whole existence has been built around, one that engulfed ourselves in playing with the concepts of existence like a child might play with deconstructing an old computer or radio. Except with those concept we played ourselves, our homes and our sanity.
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    Rose decides to open a post-game Journal, in which she reflects upon the nature of what they lived and what they are tasked to do, all the while compiling reports of their lives in the early aftermath of a universe creation.

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    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    60
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    109
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1934
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    The Game is won, and the Kids who fought for their victory can now claim their prize: a shot at a normal life. Not that anything about it is normal, but the still get to experience it. The Alphas, Betas, and trolls now live in the recreated world. They are treated like celebrities, but they have found peace in the three years after. This story is told from Jade Harley's perspective as she goes about her new life, but a enemy from the past will come back to wreak havoc on the world she and her friends had worked so hard to create.

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    English
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    3,898
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    12
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    1
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    How is all of this shit is supposed to go?
    Do we play up our powers or keeping them down low?
    Do we strut around saying we made your universe?
    We died just to have the chance so don’t make this worse
    On us for all the things we’ve done for this shot at life
    After years of fearing, drifting, conscious of time passing by
    We’ve all got our issues that we have overcome or
    Still are overcoming because it’s not just once and then it’s over

    Current Progress:
    Act 1 - Chapters 1 - ? (Shooting for 20 - 25 but we'll see)

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    English
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    58,657
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    116
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    274
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    41
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    3804
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    Each chapter will be a one-shot story inspired by a single or group of drawings by the tumblr artist Planet of Junk/Mindwipe. Each story will have it's own setting, it's own pairings, and level of kinkiness. I'll warn you, there's some pretty dark & weird stuff have been drawn by this guy, and I'm just as dark and weird.

    Leave comments saying which pieces you want me to write for next and I might take you up on it. Tags will be updated with each chapter, and each chapter will have proper warnings for the particular one-shot at the top.

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    English
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    16,131
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Collections:
    1
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    17
    Kudos:
    65
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    7133
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    John thinks that everything in his life is going perfect right now. Till... well, he makes a big mistake and creates a little Karkat who also happens to look like Dave... Oh wait.

    UPDATE Name changed from "Here... have a son"
    2ND UPDATE The author of this fic hasn't beta'd this since 2015

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    English
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    76,142
    Chapters:
    24/25
    Comments:
    156
    Kudos:
    277
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    30
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    5768
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    Winning the game was only phase one. Apparently there was a phase two and maybe even a phase three. This was not what they had in mind when they won. A new universe only seems to bring with it new problems and being gods isn't what they thought it would be. Hopefully they can pull together and figure this out before something else decides to kill them permanently.

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    4,109
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    8
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    50
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    8
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    441
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    Your name is Terezi Pyrope, and you’ve given up on finding Vriska.

    Terezi tells John all about her past with Vriska, and John has some things to say about it.

    Language:
    English
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    859
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    295
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    « Tout avait l'air normal au premier abord : les humains d'un côté, les trolls de l'autre. C'est toujours comme ça lorsque les personnes sont incapables d'accepter les différences des autres. Mais il suffit d'un petit accident, un minuscule, pour rapprocher des personnes qui, jusqu'ici, semblaient n'avoir rien en commun. Après tout, ne sommes-nous pas tous différents ? Alors pourquoi refuser obstinément de vivre ensemble ? »

    ~Extrait n°1, Journal de Rose~

    Language:
    Français
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    108,594
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    13
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    18
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    5
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    432
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    It all starts with a dream, where Rose Lalonde warns Steven about her plan to enter his universe and live there, which Steven's pretty much up for. What he really wasn't expecting was that he would be dealing with gods, trolls, cherubs, sprite, leprechauns, carapaces, salamanders, lizards, crocodiles, iguanas, an undead army, and the Gem's animosity towards the trolls. Everything will work out in the end, right? And they kinda have to, because the Sburb kids have no where else to go so they're here to stay.

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    English
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    56,913
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    164
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    466
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    54
    Hits:
    6668
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    So you win a game, and you think you're good and all set for life, and then what's dead comes back rearing its ugly head. Literally. As zombies.

    God, you really hate your birthdays.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,210
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    137
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1262

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