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    Summary

    How is all of this shit is supposed to go?
    Do we play up our powers or keeping them down low?
    Do we strut around saying we made your universe?
    We died just to have the chance so don’t make this worse
    On us for all the things we’ve done for this shot at life
    After years of fearing, drifting, conscious of time passing by
    We’ve all got our issues that we have overcome or
    Still are overcoming because it’s not just once and then it’s over

    Current Progress:
    Act 1 - Chapters 1 - ? (Shooting for 20 - 25 but we'll see)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    53,206
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    212
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    2368
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    John thinks that everything in his life is going perfect right now. Till... well, he makes a big mistake and creates a little Karkat who also happens to look like Dave... Oh wait.

    UPDATE Name changed from "Here... have a son"
    2ND UPDATE The author of this fic hasn't beta'd this since 2015

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    76,142
    Chapters:
    24/25
    Comments:
    150
    Kudos:
    268
    Bookmarks:
    29
    Hits:
    5505
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    Each chapter will be a one-shot story inspired by a single or group of drawings by the tumblr artist Planet of Junk/Mindwipe. Each story will have it's own setting, it's own pairings, and level of kinkiness. I'll warn you, there's some pretty dark & weird stuff have been drawn by this guy, and I'm just as dark and weird.

    Leave comments saying which pieces you want me to write for next and I might take you up on it. Tags will be updated with each chapter, and each chapter will have proper warnings for the particular one-shot at the top.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    15,358
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    3468
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    Winning the game was only phase one. Apparently there was a phase two and maybe even a phase three. This was not what they had in mind when they won. A new universe only seems to bring with it new problems and being gods isn't what they thought it would be. Hopefully they can pull together and figure this out before something else decides to kill them permanently.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    4,109
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    41
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    366
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    Your name is Terezi Pyrope, and you’ve given up on finding Vriska.

    Terezi tells John all about her past with Vriska, and John has some things to say about it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    859
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    22
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    181
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    Dirk has a plan, when he's 18 he's going to take Dave and get him the fuck out of their terrible lives and start over. Until then being the barrier between Dave and Bro is his only job, his soulmate is just going to have to wait goddamnit. Dave has a plan, it involves getting internet famous and not going gay, easy right? Karkat also has a plan, to repeatedly track down his dumb as rocks soulmate and get him to actually talk to him for fuck's sake.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    361,276
    Chapters:
    30/?
    Comments:
    1580
    Kudos:
    1424
    Bookmarks:
    192
    Hits:
    19919
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    « Tout avait l'air normal au premier abord : les humains d'un côté, les trolls de l'autre. C'est toujours comme ça lorsque les personnes sont incapables d'accepter les différences des autres. Mais il suffit d'un petit accident, un minuscule, pour rapprocher des personnes qui, jusqu'ici, semblaient n'avoir rien en commun. Après tout, ne sommes-nous pas tous différents ? Alors pourquoi refuser obstinément de vivre ensemble ? »

    ~Extrait n°1, Journal de Rose~

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    108,594
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    397
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    It all starts with a dream, where Rose Lalonde warns Steven about her plan to enter his universe and live there, which Steven's pretty much up for. What he really wasn't expecting was that he would be dealing with gods, trolls, cherubs, sprite, leprechauns, carapaces, salamanders, lizards, crocodiles, iguanas, an undead army, and the Gem's animosity towards the trolls. Everything will work out in the end, right? And they kinda have to, because the Sburb kids have no where else to go so they're here to stay.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    56,913
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    161
    Kudos:
    448
    Bookmarks:
    50
    Hits:
    6214
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    So you win a game, and you think you're good and all set for life, and then what's dead comes back rearing its ugly head. Literally. As zombies.

    God, you really hate your birthdays.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    27,210
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    137
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1188
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    This dream you have almost every night is really getting on your nerves. Way too good to be true.

    In other words, Karkat is about to get what he's always wanted but in the most stupidly, needlessly complex way that the universe thought possible.

     

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    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,407
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    53
    Hits:
    800
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    Everything is completely and utterly different;

    but no one ever said that was a bad thing.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,939
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    265
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    Your friends are not the same people they used to be.

    [post-sburb. earth c.]

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,069
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    258
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    Roxy is delighted that she gets to have two matesprits at once, even with the complications that come with those matesprits being each others' kismeses. But they've made it work all around, each helping the others along in their own ways. And each helping the others get off - even with an exciting day at the waterpark planned, there's always time to work in a little satisfying sex (or maybe a lot).

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,662
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    13
    Hits:
    551
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    Terezi will not stop sweeping eraser bits onto John's desk

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    246
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    18
    Hits:
    180
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    Terezi decides to visit John out of boredom, after some time of doin' nothing she finds a box of candies in the shape of lipsticks of different flavours and then she decides to have some fun, with both the lipsticks and John.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,003
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    352
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    House Crocker comes out of nowhere with a request for the grief- and guilt-stricken Sollux Captor, his brother Mituna Captor, and Damara and Aradia Megido. They are in no way prepared for what they find beyond the furthest reaches of civilization, with deadly consequences.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    28,697
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    140
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    John, Dave, Rose, Kanaya, and Karkat are finished with the stress of school and decide to go on a road trip to a resort! Shenanigans pursue.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,461
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Hits:
    171
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    John uses a mysterious gender swapping gun to turn Terezi into a boy. What happens when Karkat falls even deeper in love than he already is with Terezi? Read and find out! (Sorry I suck at descriptions)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,043
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Hits:
    159
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    When faced with certain doom and only one path to victory, how will you all cope?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,857
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    305
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    Karkat Vantas is his village’s sacrifice to the royal family of the Humans, raised to be abstinent until the day he is given over to be part of a royal harem. On the day of his eighth wriggling day, the Humans arrive to take him.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    19,112
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    64
    Kudos:
    286
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2418

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