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    Rose hosts the 10,000th anniversary of the kids' and trolls' victory.

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    When you step through the doorway into the new universe, you remember everything. Every doomed timeline, every offshoot universe, every memory from every you-that-was-but-wasn’t-you.

    It’s fucking the Strilondes up something fierce.

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    John and the gang in a superhero AU, in which they are a super heroes living in the Big Apple! They will gain mysterious powers, meet other heroes (and villains), and possible save New York City, or maybe even the world! However, they have a long way to go. Everyone is happy and mostly not dead.

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    It all starts with a dream, where Rose Lalonde warns Steven about her plan to enter his universe and live there, which Steven's pretty much up for. What he really wasn't expecting was that he would be dealing with gods, trolls, cherubs, sprite, leprechauns, carapaces, salamanders, lizards, crocodiles, iguanas, an undead army, and the Gem's animosity towards the trolls. Everything will work out in the end, right? And they kinda have to, because the Sburb kids have no where else to go so they're here to stay.

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    In January, 1999, four kids break down in the middle of Buttfuck, Nowhere, U.S.A. during a major snowstorm. With no car, no cash, and no sign of a break in the storm, they get help from a group of four psychopathic hicks who lure them in by offering to fix their car up.

    The problem? They only kidnap three of the kids.

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    A month after winning, Jake English is having dreams. He's having dreams of his island, but it's different in ways he can't seem to place, and he's different in ways he can't seem to place. He's himself, but he's not himself, and he doesn't understand how both of those things can be true at the same time.

    And all he wants is just to talk to Dirk Strider.

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    Your name is Beck Strider. You got a sister, a mom, a dad, some good-ass friends and a promising future.

    Some tentacled nightmares make a deal with a certain green man, and shit proceeds to hit the fan.

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    Just an idea I had for a drabble *le shrug*

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    I am so sorry, but I hope you enjoy this angsty POS

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    Dave Strider and Eridan Ampora make unexpected friends. But, for two people notorious for ruining their friendships, can they even make it work?

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    So you win a game, and you think you're good and all set for life, and then what's dead comes back rearing its ugly head. Literally. As zombies.

    God, you really hate your birthdays.

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    Each chapter will be a one-shot story inspired by a single or group of drawings by the tumblr artist Planet of Junk/Mindwipe. Each story will have it's own setting, it's own pairings, and level of kinkiness. I'll warn you, there's some pretty dark & weird stuff have been drawn by this guy, and I'm just as dark and weird.

    Leave comments saying which pieces you want me to write for next and I might take you up on it. Tags will be updated with each chapter, and each chapter will have proper warnings for the particular one-shot at the top.

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    This is just a build off my last series of drabbles. Little fics (mostly smut, but some gore) based on any number of prompt sources.

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    87/?
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    in which the world is black and white until you find your soulmate.

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    A series of connected scenes about the Homestuck crew on Tellius.

    Dave is a cute baby crow.

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    Dave’s first thought was that Roxy had kind of lucked out. John didn’t immediately seem like a giant asshole and, if anything, John looked better than he did in the picture. But then again, there was something about the softness of his big blue eyes, the awkward timidness of that smile that would be impossible to maintain in a portrait. He was more than good looking. Big nose, buck teeth and all, he was absolutely beautiful.
    Dave’s second thought, as soon as he processed all that, was a short, simple ‘oh no.’

    Roxy, princess of Derse, is betrothed to the crown prince of Prospit to prevent war between the two nations. Her younger brother Dave comes with her to protect her honor and help ensure peace. The only problem? He falls in love with his new brother-in-law.

    Written for johndaveweek 2017 day 7: Prospit and Derse

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    Roxy is delighted that she gets to have two matesprits at once, even with the complications that come with those matesprits being each others' kismeses. But they've made it work all around, each helping the others along in their own ways. And each helping the others get off - even with an exciting day at the waterpark planned, there's always time to work in a little satisfying sex (or maybe a lot).

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    Life has thrown a shit storm of ill-fated events at a boy by the name of John Egbert, which has left his mind in shambles. His friends desperately try to repair their broken friend, but even the kindest of acts can cause the cruelest of conflicts to arise. Will John manage to survive the prison of a possessive partner, from drowning in the depths of his faltering depression and a potentially dangerous pet?

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    One lonely boy skylark who goes by the name of John Egbert gets a new pet (... but not really) in order to fill the void caused by the death of his dad (ºnº)

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    While Jake is going about his usual afternoon with his seeing-eye-dog, Chloe, playing fetch at the park with her, a stranger comes to him and asks for directions to the nearby store. The two of them get along fabulously and decide to continue to hang out when they discover they only live across the park from one another. Of course, not for long.

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    It's the last day of school dedicated to clubs. At least that's tomorrow.

    You have two boxes full of Lego's, you have just finished making onion caramel apples. The Oreo's are ready and you have the cans of silly string. Now all you need is the bowl of skittles, Reese's, and M&Ms.

    Let's do this.

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