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    John is the illegal child of an Angel and a Human, often known as Nephilim. Due to being born was not John's fault, he had been allowed to live a fairly normal life, hidden under the cover of his apartment and lonely piano performances, though fearfully. He found his life to be okay, until one evening he comes across a beautiful young woman, who's persistence to get closer to the secretive boy, puts both of them in danger. Will John be able to convince his love that she's better off without him? Or will he give in and simply live a more fearful life, now for her sake more than his own?

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    John, Rose, Dave, and Jade are at a swanky party for New Years, but it seems they've run into a problem.

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    A bunch of nerds cuddling.

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    A story about two soldiers, a Nazi, a gypsie girl, an Imperial officer, and everyone in between. --- I'm afraid I've abandoned this story for the time being. If I were to return to it, it'd be a complete remake. I apologize to any loyal readers I had.

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    Here are all of my scripts created for Homesmut Voices, Smutstuck Voices, and Homefuck Voices. These were made to be voiced by actors on smut blogs and edited to include sound effects. As such, they include sound direction, actor emotion cues, and other (sometimes silly) notes in parenthesis. Enjoy!

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    Under the clouds and lunar gaze,

    Two kingdoms rule beneath the waves.

    With castles, kings and armies each,

    Neither dares go beyond the Reach.


    Fathomless depths and creatures wild,

    A vast expanse; a world defiled.

    All who go, no matter how swift,

    Are forever lost to the endless Rift.


    Heed the warning, all must know:

    Beyond the Reach lies endless woe.

    A message to all, and those beguiled:

    Beware the ones who lurk below.



    Inspired by the incredible artwork of Ikimaru and her fantastic interpretation of the Merstuck AU! Check out her amazing work here:

    http://ikimaru.tumblr.com/

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    In a world full of demons, monsters, hunters, and humans, danger is around very corner. So when the hunter Jade Harley falls in love with a demon, she's sure she'll get her heart broken, or worse, ripped out.

    In a world full of horror, strife, and dejection, the demon Dave Strider is alone. So when he falls in love with that mysterious hunter from the pier, he's sure he'll get a bullet to the chest.

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    A collection of drabbles, one-shots, ficlets, and fluff that I write based on prompts given to me by people who are an easy "five out of five hats", hands down, no questions asked. Follow along as John and Rose grapple with early love, as Dave bickers with his drift partner whilst piloting a Jaeger, and as Jade concocts the perfect plan to save Christmas. Possibly more to come. If you have an idea for a prompt, message me on tumblr "mlp-mike" or drop a comment!

    Thanks for reading.
    - Mike

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    "Heeeeeyyyyy Rose," you grin sheepishly at her and she stands in place, her arms crossed as black blood drips off of her combat knife.

    "Why do you insist on getting yourself into these situations, John? I swear, you and Jade have a knack for almost dying and scaring the shit out of everyone. It must be genetic."

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    Six students start a club where they write down the names of people they wish to kill, but never take any of it into action. However, one student writes down their own name and suddenly everyone is worried of losing them.

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    john and rose and jade and dave fall in love slowly, like the way the sink faucet drips when some asshole doesn’t twist the knob all the way

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary as killer glitches infect the game and "Davesprite" plays the role of unwilling villain.

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    Calliope and Caliborn are pretty much your ordinary neighborhood aliens, mocked for not being human but otherwise living on just fine. However, this is about to change as four long-term friends enter the scene, followed by another man, seemingly a full-time Internet resident. Suffice to say, he has been holding a dark secret concerning them all. Notices about the story are inside.

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    John and Rose have made it to the finals when tragedy strikes! Rose got sick and John is desperate for a partner to skate with him.

    Dave can't be THAT bad, right? He is Rose's brother and he always boasts about how he's a "fucking bad ass ninja that no one can stop" (his words, not John's).

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    She holds her down, acts like an anchor. It feels right, feels appropriate, because right now Jade feels like she's wading through water. A small part of her says drowning. The other says shut the fuck up.

    everybody loves rosie.

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    High School isn't what everyone expected. To add to it it's a human/paranormal/troll high school. Yeah. With magic, quadrants and drama around every turn no one expects what happens next.

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    While taking a walk in the woods, Dave came across a person who seemed to be more animal than man. He found that Gamzee had grown up in these dense woods, alone, with nothing but the wilderness around him. As a result, he knows no english, no normal customs such as eating with a fork, bathing, ect. Dave thinks he can train him. Whether Gamzee wants to or not. The problem is, his roomates.

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    Even when you're fighting off inhuman beings, even when you have to fend for yourself, or even if you're one of them yourself, you are absolutely certain of one thing during an apocalypse: no one wants to be alone.

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    Once upon a time in the land of Skaia there was a witch named Rose Lalonde. She was the greatest witch ever. Of all time. But when darkness threatens to take over the world, she is put to the ultimate test and must embark on a quest of epic proportions to defeat the Four Evil Mages. Along the way she meets some cool people, blows some stuff up, and maybe finds love.

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