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    Dirk considers the past while pondering the uneasy future. Also: Jake wrestles a giant bat.

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    Rose typically took care to make sure the bathroom was available on days she itched for a bubble bath, but today she had simply had an urge. An urge that had led her to open the door to the bathroom, errant bottles of soap and lotion balancing precariously about in her crooked arm, to find one John Egbert.

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    Several first kisses.

    (some of them don't count, not really)

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    Wrapped around your ankles, over the waterfall.

     

    A short johnrose oneshot. Don't worry it's not sadstuck.

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    Some friends meet for their first year of college. May the drama ensue.

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    3/?
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    2
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    5
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    Rose and John's reunion is brief before life sets into motion again.

    Takes place after "being for the benefit of miss lalonde?"

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    What happens when shy, anxiety-ridden reader is forced preyed upon by one of the more popular guys at her school? Multiple panic attacks and conflicted feelings, that's what.

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    4/?
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    2
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    For his fifteenth birthday, the Prince John of Prospit receives a special gift: a troll servant, Karkat. But soon, the latter gets strange powers from a mystic book, which will turn him into a night dweller, ready to protect his master at any costs...even if he has to destroy the two kingdoms.

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    A short drabble about nightmares and how John helps Rose deal with them.

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    Breath is scarce, breath is precious, breath is life. His life. He breathes life into me when I can't.

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    “I want to go to space.”
    “Why?”
    She finally looks at you, her eyes are bright. “I want to hold the earth in my hands.”
    “You're crazy.” you respond.
    But you fall in love with the girl who's in love with the stars anyway.

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    Dave and John have a little bet going on. A five parter that culminates in the loser buying the other dinner and tickets to a movie too. No homo, obviously. They're so not homo. That's a ridiculous idea, what are you talking about?

    (An AU where John used to date Rose, Dave and Rose are stepsiblings, and who wasn't up for a little pseudoincest once upon a time, especially with the bitch who broke your best friend's heart? Poor Jade just wanted a piece of Strider ass.)

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    7/7
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    2
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    19
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    The continued adventures of Dave Strider and his blind charge/boyfriend/whatever they're calling it these days.

    "Slowly, everything was evening out. Things felt normal every time you fell asleep with Sollux and woke up together. He figured out how to make coffee without your help in the mornings, and learned where all the dishes were in the cabinets. He was starting to get used to going out on his own, even if it was just around the corner to get bagels."

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    8/?
    Comments:
    24
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    117
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    1949
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    TG: hey rose i think johns pretty pissed about something
    TT: What makes you think that?
    TG: well for one thing he's refusing to speak with me
    TG: and also about half of his planet is engulfed in some big ass wind storm

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    In which the two authors, myself and tricksterstucker on tumblr, cause Dave Strider a lot of pain while dragging it out for much longer than it was supposed to be.
    We swear, it was just supposed to be porn.
    Never this.

    -update: on fucking hiatus until me and her straighten our shit the fuck out-

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    5/?
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    A date between Dave and Jade.

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    stereotypical "movies and cuddles" thing on request

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    (Read last update for information!)

    Your name is DAVE STRIDER. At this moment, you are preparing to leave your home of EIGHTEEN years.
    Why are you leaving? Good question. Your BROTHER has been missing for 3 months, and now you are old enough to leave your den, to go find him.
    "He was probably gutted by demon slayers, Dave"

    *Updates Thursdays!*

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    7/?
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    While words can be sufficient, perhaps song lyrics are a better choice to illustrate someone's life. More specifically, someone's love life.

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    "Ok, you've caught me, I'm as much a victim of unpreparedness. Should I move forward with putting together a pithy blog post to the tune of 'We suck at beach trips'?"

    (Wherein two gods kick back and flirt inelegantly.)

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    Set in an alt universe where they are older: school, John asks rose it on a date.

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    1
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    4
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    4
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    228

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