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    Once upon a time, there was a boy named John Egbert, on the cusp of his 18th birthday and heir to the Prospit crown.

    His three best friends are a seer, a knight, and a witch, and they are the three last people that his court advisers want him to trust.

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    You’ve always known that the human species as a whole was odd, but then again odd is oftentimes good.

    Ever since the onset of puberty you harboured a fantasy, one which back on Earth might have made you an outcast, a deviant – but this isn’t Earth, this is Earth 2.0, New and Improved with 15% more electrolytes than its leading competitor. This is the world that you helped create, helped shape, helped form what is considered to be normal – and boy did you take that opportunity by the horns. Now your fantasy is exquisite reality, and while you sometimes miss the freedoms a normal life offered you, you ultimately know that you made the right decision.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and your mission in life is to be the best pet anyone could ask for.

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    This is here for reference, it is not a complete fic and will be subject to being completely re-written in the future.
    Trust me this is NOT my best work.

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    It's human nature to destroy perfection. That's why it's so hard to repair damage when you could cause so much more. A team of survivors are fight for survival in the largest civil war known to man. The real question is whether they'll survive it or not. (I'm so bad at summaries, you have no clue; Rated T for language, depictions of violence, and some sexual themes.)

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    You dreamed of Rose Lalonde again last night.

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    Your name is ROSE LALONDE, and you are currently rather concerned about your BEST FRIEND. He messaged you about an hour ago, making talk of a BOX he found in his LATE FATHER'S room. He had seemed excited about it at the time, but now he's not responding like he said he would. You know John has a tendency to be a jerk sometimes, but you feel like something's a little off this time around.

    In which John is so so sad, and so so lost.

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    “I can’t fuckin’ believe this,” he murmured. To everybody else it was too quiet to hear, but he was talking to her, so she heard it loud and clear.
    “Dave,” Jade said tenderly, though he wouldn’t hear it, “You’re being a huge goob.”

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    And that's when Rose Lalonde snaps. It sounds like a pathetic whine or sob, but it tears your heart out. It shocks you. You weren't expecting this from her at all. She seemed fine just a second ago! You've never ever seen this girl cry before. It makes you nervous. It makes your really nervous. You have no idea what to do.

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    The Knight of Time is sent on a quest to kill a witch that has been 'terrorising' the village but little did he know he would be biting of more than he can chew on this particular one.

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    Couldn't you have kept this all from happening?

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    John Egbert is an Imperial visiting his sister from the Imperial City. He gets into trouble with the Empire on the way, and finds out he is Dragonborn. He'll make some friends along the way in order to save Tamriel.

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    "Now throughout all of Hopmestuck, John's never been angry. Well at least not properly so. He's seen his Father die, he's seen Rose die at least once, and been told his whole session is doomed to fail.

    And when he gets to the green sun, Karkat and Terezi lie and say Bec killed Vriska.

    And I want him to go not frothing at the mouth hot anger crazy, i want him to go sadistic "I want to make him hurt" cold angry crazy. And It maybe requires the kids to calm him down with the power of friendship and cool down hugs?"

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    How much do you take your good memories for granted? What could you bear to lose in order to save the world?

    Dave Strider, a transfer student to the prestigious Sassacre Academy, thinks that things couldn't be any better. This changes when he is introduced to his other self, his Persona, and a strange world populated by mysterious and malicious beings known as shadows. All of this he must deal with while adjusting to life at a new school, making new friends, and maintaining his ever-vigilant cool guy image.

    Together with his sister Rose and his friends John, Jade, and the mysterious foreign exchange students, he must discover the truth behind the mystery of the shadow world, and defeat the ancient evil lurking within.

    (Story by Unionhack, with lots of ideas and brainstorming help from purpleHerald)

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    (Formerly known as "The Problems of Grimdark")
    John Egbert meets a girl, she is what completes his group of friends. Soon though, things start to get out of hand for the gang and maybe a little messy. Depends on how well the U.S Government can handle it.

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    Dave Strider, DJ at the local club and university attendee is dating Karkat Vantas, who lives with him and attends the same university. Dave meets a new guy, which leads Karkat to assume the worst, causing a rocky relationship to become even rockier.

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    John had recently told his girlfriend about his pee fetish. Fortunately he found that Rose was willing to indulge him, and after a bit of experimenting they're ready for some actual watersports. After a fun session in bed, they head to the bathtub for some wet sex...

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    Eventually, Rose realizes she must stop underestimating John's ability to surprise her. If only he wouldn't underestimate his ability to surprise himself.

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    Dirk considers the past while pondering the uneasy future. Also: Jake wrestles a giant bat.

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    Rose typically took care to make sure the bathroom was available on days she itched for a bubble bath, but today she had simply had an urge. An urge that had led her to open the door to the bathroom, errant bottles of soap and lotion balancing precariously about in her crooked arm, to find one John Egbert.

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    Several first kisses.

    (some of them don't count, not really)

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    25
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    4
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