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    Calliope and Caliborn are pretty much your ordinary neighborhood aliens, mocked for not being human but otherwise living on just fine. However, this is about to change as four long-term friends enter the scene, followed by another man, seemingly a full-time Internet resident. Suffice to say, he has been holding a dark secret concerning them all. Notices about the story are inside.

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    John gets kidnapped by Dave and his Bro, becoming the Strider family pet.

    Plot. Smut. Fluff? Characters. Plot twists. ect.

    STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED.

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    21/?
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    John and Rose have made it to the finals when tragedy strikes! Rose got sick and John is desperate for a partner to skate with him.

    Dave can't be THAT bad, right? He is Rose's brother and he always boasts about how he's a "fucking bad ass ninja that no one can stop" (his words, not John's).

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    3
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    She holds her down, acts like an anchor. It feels right, feels appropriate, because right now Jade feels like she's wading through water. A small part of her says drowning. The other says shut the fuck up.

    everybody loves rosie.

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    1/1
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    High School isn't what everyone expected. To add to it it's a human/paranormal/troll high school. Yeah. With magic, quadrants and drama around every turn no one expects what happens next.

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    2/?
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    5
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    11
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    1
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    339
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    While taking a walk in the woods, Dave came across a person who seemed to be more animal than man. He found that Gamzee had grown up in these dense woods, alone, with nothing but the wilderness around him. As a result, he knows no english, no normal customs such as eating with a fork, bathing, ect. Dave thinks he can train him. Whether Gamzee wants to or not. The problem is, his roomates.

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    9/?
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    38
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    110
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    10
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    Rose is angry and sad and confused and searching for Jack in her fit of grimdarkness.

    John calms her down a little.

    A slightly altered interpretation of part of rose's grimdark scene in the comic.

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    1/1
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    "But your scars are healing wrong." AU. Rose has never had any luck with guys or dating, but when she's finally found a guy that she thinks will treat her right, and something goes absolutely wrong? She must deal with the consequences, and her life, with the help of her friends, all while reeling to find someone who will treat her the way she deserves.

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    2/?
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    2
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    Even when you're fighting off inhuman beings, even when you have to fend for yourself, or even if you're one of them yourself, you are absolutely certain of one thing during an apocalypse: no one wants to be alone.

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    Once upon a time in the land of Skaia there was a witch named Rose Lalonde. She was the greatest witch ever. Of all time. But when darkness threatens to take over the world, she is put to the ultimate test and must embark on a quest of epic proportions to defeat the Four Evil Mages. Along the way she meets some cool people, blows some stuff up, and maybe finds love.

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    25/25
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    "Sometimes it lasts in love, and sometimes it hurts instead."

    Dave is invited to dinner with his best bro/ex-boyfriend. Too bad John's already married and Dave's still in love with him.

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    The Beta kids are split up by the earths impending doom

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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

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    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    9/?
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    25
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    65
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    8
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    1242
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    This is both a crossover fic and a retelling (with some modifications) of my current, Homestuck-themed playthrough of PMD Sky.

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    14/?
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    3
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    9
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    Life is a game. Now John, Rose, Dave, Jade, and all the others will fight for their survival to see if they're worthy of playing.

    Battlestuck is a fanfiction that takes the cast of Homestuck (all humanstuck) and transplants them into the setting of the series Battle Royale. The premise: a high school class is trapped on an island, each assigned weapons and supplies. The only way to leave the island is to kill your fellow classmate until you are the last one standing.

    Graphic violence and character death to follow, along with a mild amount of sexuality (no nudity, however.) You've been warned.

    For more battlestuck, give our tumblr a look at battlestuck.tumblr.com.

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    36/36
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    164
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    556
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    Dave falls for an amateur prank. They need auspisticizing.

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    779
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    1/1
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    5
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    1
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    155
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    Wherein the beta kids have an agreement to form a sedoretu once they're old enough, as told in a series of standalone pesterlogs. Part 1 - Dave, Rose, Jade, and John meet in a chat room on Jade's thirteenth birthday to talk about nothing in particular. Part 2 - The kids attempt to explain moiety to the trolls mid-game, which goes about as smoothly as you'd expect. Part 3 - Interludes.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    47
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    262
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    52
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    3739
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    In the beginning, there were three worlds, there was Skaia, the land above the clouds where heroes were laid to rest, there was Alternia, the land below the earth's very core where demons roamed the dry hard grey earth, then there was the land in between, split between dark and light, Derse and Prospit stood on either side of the land, and in the middle-Can Town.

    In the beginning, there were four children exterminating a demon, something goes terribly awry, and death ensues. Wait, wait, did I say death? Did I put death as a tag? Did I also put Major Character Death as a tag? Yes, it seems I did.

    Prepare yourselves, your author is going to be as evil as fuck. >: ]

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    17,170
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
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    7
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    148

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