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    The Little Shop That Wasn't There Yesterday - "You know the place. It was a vacant lot when you went by this time yesterday. It'll probably be a vacant lot again this time tomorrow but right now, there's a shop there that looks like it came out of Charles Dickens — or maybe H.P. Lovecraft. If you go inside, you'll find a quirky old shopkeeper who has any number of potentially magical — and potentially inconvenient — artifacts available for sale. Cheap. Today only. Just for you.
    Just don't expect a liberal returns policy."

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    Alternate title: Six Times John Tried To Put It In Rose's Vagina (And One Time He Succeeded)

    EB: rose, i need help.
    EB: everyone is hot.
    TT: Oh, John.
    EB: what???
    TT: Welcome to your sex drive.
    TT: You're a few years late, but it's not a race.

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    Backstory for To by Too.

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    • Part 6 of 2x2
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    John falls in love with his new stepsister.

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    im gonna start puttin the short drabbles i write on request on here uwu

    pairings and tags will b added as the drabbles r

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    Remember when professional violinist Rose Lalonde played her first concert with her new accompanist/duet partner?

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    Remember when John asked Rose out with a trick?

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    Post-Sburb. All the other kids have decided to revoke their God Tier, and memories of ever playing Sburb, all except John that is.

    Apparently I decided to write another chapter.

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    John Egbert is a doctor of psychology, and although he is new to this field, he has great potential. The South Boston Unilateral Rehabilitation Bureau recognizes this and offers him a job. Their hopes are to see if he's got what it takes to treat several unique patients: a group of teens who believe that they are not from this world and that they are playing a game that defies the laws of reality.

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    As the seasons cycle through, John Egbert faces increasingly bad luck of losing the people he's dating to space.

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    Based off that one tumblr post - http://pyralspi.tumblr.com/post/94111306502/so-there-was-this-otp-prompt

    Just a cute proposal fic.

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    The shower being too cold is the least of John Egbert's worries on his 19th birthday, when a blue alien appears out of nowhere with a strange request.

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    Kanaya doesn't care for Rose's new boyfriend and is a little bit hurt that she's not the center of Rose's affections. Regardless, she goes to study in the library and is accompanied by Roxy, who manages to keep things interesting.

    At least, that's how things start.

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    when the release of a new game and console is rumoured, 4 friends marathon as many mmorpg games as they can to ready themselves for the new game. little did they know it was to be a virtual reality game, little did anyone know of how dangerous it was.

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    The beta trolls and kids are invited to a party, but it takes a sinister turn as they are trapped inside and the only one with the key has been killed!

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    "I crashed before the birth of christ
    Pterodactyls swarming
    You died in 1989
    Gotta get back to that morning in May
    Keep you in bed
    Never Escape
    Holding you close

    Listen to you breathe in the evening glow
    Of fading light and cooling space"

    Your name is Dave Strider and boy has love screwed you over.

    ( Based on "Broken Bride" by Ludo)

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    Prompt: "So the kingdoms of Prospit and Derse are rival kingdoms to the end. Derse hates Prospit more than Prospit hates Derse, but that's not the point. The point is, while the Kings and Queens would like nothing more than to see their rivals dead, their children are having secret affairs with each other."

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    A collection of shorter fics from my blog, collated here to avoid cluttering up my works page.

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    10/10
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    She is the opposite of me in nearly every single way I could find.

    And I'm definitely and hopelessly attracted to her.

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    An anecdote to Rose isn't an anecdote at all as she rambles on about the love of her life.

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    (An "everyone is a troll living on Alternia" au.)

    There is two perigees left until the imperial fleets arrive back on Alternia to recruit the next generation of the intergalactic empire's soldiers. Two descendants carry the late Imperial Condescension's blood in their veins. The two brother trolls the Grand Highblood's prophesies spoke of eons ago find themselves welcomed into the church as the twin Messiahs. Two mutants watched over by the secret cult of the Signless are recruited into a war that has been waiting generations to be rekindled. And the last limeblood to exist, young but hopeful Jaydan Harley, muddles through her increasingly confusing web of quadratic entanglements in an effort to create some sort of lasting peace between them all.

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