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    The Beta kids are split up by the earths impending doom

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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

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    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    This is both a crossover fic and a retelling (with some modifications) of my current, Homestuck-themed playthrough of PMD Sky.

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    Life is a game. Now John, Rose, Dave, Jade, and all the others will fight for their survival to see if they're worthy of playing.

    Battlestuck is a fanfiction that takes the cast of Homestuck (all humanstuck) and transplants them into the setting of the series Battle Royale. The premise: a high school class is trapped on an island, each assigned weapons and supplies. The only way to leave the island is to kill your fellow classmate until you are the last one standing.

    Graphic violence and character death to follow, along with a mild amount of sexuality (no nudity, however.) You've been warned.

    For more battlestuck, give our tumblr a look at battlestuck.tumblr.com.

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    Dave falls for an amateur prank. They need auspisticizing.

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    Wherein the beta kids have an agreement to form a sedoretu once they're old enough, as told in a series of standalone pesterlogs. Part 1 - Dave, Rose, Jade, and John meet in a chat room on Jade's thirteenth birthday to talk about nothing in particular. Part 2 - The kids attempt to explain moiety to the trolls mid-game, which goes about as smoothly as you'd expect. Part 3 - Interludes.

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    In the beginning, there were three worlds, there was Skaia, the land above the clouds where heroes were laid to rest, there was Alternia, the land below the earth's very core where demons roamed the dry hard grey earth, then there was the land in between, split between dark and light, Derse and Prospit stood on either side of the land, and in the middle-Can Town.

    In the beginning, there were four children exterminating a demon, something goes terribly awry, and death ensues. Wait, wait, did I say death? Did I put death as a tag? Did I also put Major Character Death as a tag? Yes, it seems I did.

    Prepare yourselves, your author is going to be as evil as fuck. >: ]

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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    Two years after the start of the Alternia-Earth war, Karkat Vantas and Feferi Peixes faked their deaths and fled for human space.
    Four years later, they are picked by a ship captained by Roxy Lalonde.
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    Dave is in a bit of a fix. He was killed on a mysterious planet by a winged dog guy. And yet, somehow, he survived, waking up on some sort of red slab with a gear on it. Unfortunately, his friends and ship were nowhere to be seen, and the only people nearby are a bunch of trolls.
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    Eridan Ampora has no idea wwho the fuck this human guy is. His shades make him look like a total douchebag, though.

    (Sequel to "Lost")

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    A strife with Bec Noir leaves John severely injured, and a weary Rose is left to comfort him in his final moments.

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    The U.S. thought at first it was something that spread like H1N1, but something more severe brought in from another country--that it was something that could be fixed...They were so, so wrong. It became widely spread around the planet and you had to move out of Houston since the Corrupted wandered into town. That was thirty days ago.

    Thirty days and death is still new to you.

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    When the monsters came from the depths, Jade lost the only guardians she had ever known. Now she's a Ranger in training, sworn to prevent the same tragedy that befell her tiny family from happening to anyone else's, but she's years too late to save the Striders'.

    When the monsters came from the depths, they sank Dave's dreams to the bottom of the ocean with his brothers' Jager. Now he teaches what he can't do. He may be Jade's trainer, but he's the one who has the most to learn.

    When the monsters came from the depths, they made two people grow into adults when they should have been kids. Now they're broken, halved from their purpose, with nobody to pick up the pieces but themselves.

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    Rose has died. How? What made this happen? John is heart broken. He finds Roses diary and things get revealed. Your brother is a liar. The baker girl doesn't speak. The farmers granddaughter is missing. Another sinner in jail. Are all of these things connect?

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    You smile for a while and then you realize. The realization smacks you hard in the face, as if it was a boss linch, and you were still that scrawny kid who could barely lift a hammer.

    It was a simple fact.

     

    You are an immortal god that is eternally young, but Rose, and the others, revoked this trait to become mortal. She is only a mortal human who ages.

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    In a beautiful world of Alternia, there was a young man. An outcast for his abilities. He's been labeled as a Keeper.
    In the disgusting world of Alternia, there lived a young girl. A wanted mutant. She's been wanting to break free of her cage.

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    It's hard being a teenage werewolf in high school, it's hard and only your banshee best friend understands.
    (Teen Wolf/Homestuck AU)

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    John returns to home to realize the unthinkable has happened, Karkat returns to work, Dave gives Karkat an ultimatum about the future, and Terezi initiates about investigation. Just another weekend in the park really.

    Takes place immediately after "the egbert horror".

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    Sometimes, actions do speak louder than words. Even (especially?) when you're Rose Lalonde.

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    A fanadventure ft. dead people. (And the people who see them. You might catch a few of those, too.)

    Updates Tuesdays and Saturdays on Placebound!

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