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    Friendship is absolutely repugnant to adult trolls. Despite this, twelve trolls remain in contact with one another well beyond their ninth sweep. Eridan owns his own spaceship, the Orphaner, along with his ashenmates and fellow gamblignants. Tavros joins the ranks of the neo cavalreapers, with his ghostly moirail to aid him in spying on suspicious figures in the government. Terezi and Sollux crack down on carapacean crime on the lovely golden planet of Prospit. Equius, Nepeta, Gamzee and Karkat are on route to a new, unconquered planet, populated heavily with an unfriendly alien race. And Feferi waits in the shadowy halls of Derse, biding her time until she can overtake the throne.

    The humans on Earth have just experienced their first brush with alien life-- a strange anthropomorphic salamander that gets affectionately nicknamed Casey. Xenotheorist Rose Lalonde and her fiance ectobiologist John Egbert look to the stars for more clues about life outside human's current knowledge, unaware that their second extraterrestrial encounter is just an imperial fleet away.

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    When the discovery of a stolen cache of nuclear warheads comes to light, no law organization in the world is prepared to retaliate. All the nations of the world teeter on the brink of war, and only one man can save the day.

    The only problem? They all want him dead.

    Betrayed by the woman he trusted. Blamed for a crime he didn't commit. Wanted by the organization he called home. Now dashing ex-spy Dave Strider and sexy outlaw Vriska Serket must survive in a world where to do the right thing might cost more then they ever imagined.

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         The sirens blasted noise into the quiet night, her older brother signaled her to run faster. Her legs picked up speed running next to him not looking back, that would slow them down. She jumped from building to building, racing against the clock. Raven black hair glistened while the wind blew it out of her face. She never liked to tie it up, it felt better down. 
         The sounds started to grow louder and louder it was going to consume her. He yelled to her "teleport!" and so she did. A green electric wave took them both away. As the police came to a sudden stop not knowing who the masked villains were or we're they went. Only the stars would know.

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    John wants to play a duet with Rose but she doesn't want to.

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    Tarantism - The urge to overcome melancholy by dancing.

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    Kurloz Makara was more than glad to be done with high school, and the douchebags associated with it. Unfortunately, he learns rather quickly that the world is basically one huge high school minus the nagging teachers and getting grounded for bad grades. On top of all that, one certain douchebag, the douchebag of all douchebags, as Mituna would say, is now his college roommate.

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    A collection of short-ish fics based on a 100 Themes challenge.

    Latest (5/9) -- Mother Nature:
    "Are you familiar with that inexplicable feeling that something is crawling on you?"

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    Welcome ladies and gentlemen, to the fabulous, amazing, mind-blowing Alternian Circus! Here, you will find telepaths, magicians, grand beasts and many other things - you won't believe your eyes! Nothing is impossible under this big top, whether it be the darkest secrets or the unbelievable itself! Will you be brave enough to follow us?

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    John Egbert, is Jonathan Elggen.
    He has had many previous life's and don't know why he has the ability to reincarnate with memories from previous life's.
    he just has.
    in this life he is a well known man with big success, and are interviewed.
    He tells his interviewer what have happened in his reincarnations, and that he remember one of his first life's.
    when he was a Human named

    John Egbert.
    playing a game called

    Sburb.

    the one life that changed all his others.

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    The number one rule of being the best man at a wedding is that you are supposed to be there for the groom.
    That, and don't sleep with his sister.
    That'll get you into all sorts of trouble you can't even possibly begin to imagine.

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    The world of cosmetics is a treacherous jungle, but it's much easier to navigate with a friend.

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    It is entirely possible that it is, in fact, just a box of chocolates.

    Then again, this is John Egbert.

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    Alternia Boarding School has secrets better left alone, but after poking around in the abandoned dorms, John and his friends learn the hard way that when you kick a hornet's nest you better be prepared for the sting.

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    Jade Harley is an assassin chasing down a well known CEO. Dave Strider is a police officer hunting down Jade. In the midst of all the confusion, the two fall in love but are forced to keep up their acts to avoid and further trouble.

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    Jane never predicted this. After receiving the letters, she planned to have a safe and productive time studying at the academy with John; to graduate and get a stable job, and maybe even have a family.

    She didn't plan to get involved with a dangerous rebel army. She didn't plan to fall in love with their rebel prince. And she definitely did not plan to lead an army to war against the most powerful force ruling the city.

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    Once upon a time, there was a boy named John Egbert, on the cusp of his 18th birthday and heir to the Prospit crown.

    His three best friends are a seer, a knight, and a witch, and they are the three last people that his court advisers want him to trust.

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    You’ve always known that the human species as a whole was odd, but then again odd is oftentimes good.

    Ever since the onset of puberty you harboured a fantasy, one which back on Earth might have made you an outcast, a deviant – but this isn’t Earth, this is Earth 2.0, New and Improved with 15% more electrolytes than its leading competitor. This is the world that you helped create, helped shape, helped form what is considered to be normal – and boy did you take that opportunity by the horns. Now your fantasy is exquisite reality, and while you sometimes miss the freedoms a normal life offered you, you ultimately know that you made the right decision.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and your mission in life is to be the best pet anyone could ask for.

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    John wakes up, freaks out, gets a pester message from a certain Haxor Girl and then everyone loses their shit in following chapters.

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    It's human nature to destroy perfection. That's why it's so hard to repair damage when you could cause so much more. A team of survivors are fight for survival in the largest civil war known to man. The real question is whether they'll survive it or not. (I'm so bad at summaries, you have no clue; Rated T for language, depictions of violence, and some sexual themes.)

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    You dreamed of Rose Lalonde again last night.

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