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    Kurloz Makara was more than glad to be done with high school, and the douchebags associated with it. Unfortunately, he learns rather quickly that the world is basically one huge high school minus the nagging teachers and getting grounded for bad grades. On top of all that, one certain douchebag, the douchebag of all douchebags, as Mituna would say, is now his college roommate.

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    13/?
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    12
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    13
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    You've been beaten up by Dave Strider more than once, kissed so hard your lips bled, lost your virginity to Dirk Strider, pretended to have lost your virginity to Rose Lalonde, dated your best friend Vriska Serket, attended too many Christmas parties and played a failed game of truth or dare.

    Thus is life.

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    1/1
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    12
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    54
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    7
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    516
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    In the aftermath of his father, the king's, death, Johnathan meets David, Rosalina, and Jadabelle. They came to help him successfully rule Lowas, and they all become great friends. As more developments and travels arise, the antics and cast just continue to become bigger. Let's watch, shall we?

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    43/?
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    15
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    54
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    1
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    978
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    Whoever said it was easy for humans to deal with troll romance was a lying liar who lies. Years after SBURB ends, John and Rose find it hard to adjust to the fact that their girlfriends routinely hatebang each other and sexile them while they get their Blackrom on. John and Rose struggle to work through it until Jade suggests something that might make things easier for both of them...sometimes you need to bend the rules a little to make a relationship work.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    47
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    157
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    20
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    3828
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you're reluctant to admit that you're afraid of wanting something you can't have.

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    1/?
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    7
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    John Egbert accidentally picks up the wrong backpack when he goes to his next class, but is he ready to meet the owner of the backpack?
    Based on something that happened to me sophomore year.

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    10
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    Wherein I transplant Homestuck characters into the setting of Wind Waker. On Dave Strider's birthday, John's sister is kidnapped by a horrorterror, and the two join up with a band of pirates to get her back, setting sail for adventure across an endless ocean. Can they face down the terror of the Great Sea, the dark lordling Caliborn?

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    21/?
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    315
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    129
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    32
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    John Egbert is a doctor of psychology, and although he is new to this field, he has great potential. The South Boston Unilateral Rehabilitation Bureau recognizes this and offers him a job. Their hopes are to see if he's got what it takes to treat several unique patients: a group of teens who believe that they are not from this world and that they are playing a game that defies the laws of reality.

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    6/?
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    6
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    34
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    2
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    A 30 Day NSFW Challenge. Shipping Galore. No-one's going to agree with all the ships but just skip to the ones you like. Some of these will be short, some of these may be miniature novels. I'm throwing caution to the wind and just doing what I think works for the theme.

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    Chapters:
    2/30
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    2
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    24
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    4
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    1895
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    John, Jade, Rose, and Dave can all agree love is dumb and complicated.

    But it just might be worth it.

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    5/?
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    16
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    7
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    1154
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    Basically just everyone trying to figure out life and romance, plus a fuckton of angst. Set during the post-retcon meteor, before John and Roxy arrive.

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    1/?
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    11
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    1
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you don't know how your life ended up like this, well you do, but you like to pretend that you don't....

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    6/?
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    8
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    47
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    7
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    804
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    Just some dumb, cuddly drabbles about the Beta ot4

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    2/?
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    Legit just AU ideas I came up with but too lazy to put into action.
    These are only reserved for me.

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    2/?
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    Life is a battle for survival as nature claims its world back.
    Crap summary but this takes place in the same world as The Last of Us. It follows the lives of the Homestuck cast as they fight the hordes of Cordyceps infected and make and break bonds between each other. I promise some fight scenes, bloody and gross, and some real romance-in-the-apocalypse heart breaks.
    UPDATED!!! WOOOO!!!

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    17/?
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    15
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    Despite Jade believing otherwise, John, Dave and Rose are determined to find her.

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    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    14
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    8
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    201
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    i am the knight of time
    when i sleep i dream of a million different lives
    i dream of lives i could have lived
    of lives my friends could have lived
    of lives the trolls could have lived
    if it werent for the game

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    1/1
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    9
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    79
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    Dave has a very loud conversation on the phone in a very public place, to the amusement and mild horror of other shoppers.

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    1/1
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    27
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    Drenched in pale sunlight and ringing melodies he's beautiful. He is also at times, contemptible, but you always manage to adore him even still.

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    1/1
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    1
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    199
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    Four chapters of smut or almost smut
    One chapter of drabble

    Why? Because I can and I love these ships. ;3

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    English
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    2,072
    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    619

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