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    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and your mom is currently passed out drunk on the couch. Some days you think you should win an award for best actress.

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    GC: DAVES STUCK 1N SOM3 C1TY 4ND COMPL3T3LY LOST BUT OTH3RW1S3 DO3SNT APP34R TO B3 1N 4NY 1MM3D14T3 D4NG3R
    TA: well actually
    TG: that might not be completely accurate to say
    GC: >:?
    TA: i just checked the date
    TA: the imperial fleets start drafting all eligible adult trolls tomorrow

    In which sburb is erased from existence, the humans are trolls, and it's time for everyone to ascend to adulthood.

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    The kids all need a little break, so they all decide to visit John's house.

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    Several months after saving humanity using the power of their Personas, Dave Strider and his friends John, Rose, and Jade are on their way to Japan to be officially inducted into the paranormal investigation unit known only as the Shadow Operatives. Along the way, however, they find themselves trapped in the realm of the Velvet Room and faced with a new challenge; take on each other and their former comrades in a fighting tournament taking place on the massive 'Velvet Tower', where the winner is granted a wish of their choosing!

    However, dark forces, as always, are behind the orchestrators of the tournament. It's up to Dave and the other Persona users to solve the mystery of the Velvet Tower and prevent the destruction of humanity once more.

    (Sequel to Shin Megami Tensei: Personastuck.)

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    A strange poem that popped into my head.

    Trigger warning: strange words, no specific ship, blood bashing, character bashing, romance, freeform.

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    In the aftermath of Sburb and Sgrub, Children and trolls alike are forced to come to terms with their new lives in a world that is unaware of their sacrifice.

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    Dave Strider was once a stoic, calm, merman with many friends. Now he's a stoic, frantic, human who gets panic attacks when he goes into the water.

    Jade harley can't help but love him. He doesn't love her.

    Rose Lalonde once had a beautiful tail, and now she is part octopus, but she doesn't blame John.

    Jake gets up early on the weekends to meet his boyfriend because thats the only time the tide will allow him to do so.

    John and Terezi meet up with a certain Karkat Vantas, betraying their entire race.

    Equius takes care of a little catfish girl named Nepeta who wants know all about the human world.

    This is Merstuck.

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    For various reasons John finds himself confronted with various Lalonde tits. All the tits.

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    Continuation of Little Talks

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    John is a sophomore from Washington who has just recently moved to Houston, Texas and on his first day there, he gets beat up by a group of people and he notices a blonde stranger who was standing aside. Before he knows it, he's thinking about him and can't really stop.
    Dave is the mysterious cool kid at school, so cool that rumors surround him about his personal life. John, just by associating with him, gets sucked into his problems and Dave needs to find a way to help John. And from the day that he saw him, he's been formulating a crush on the blue-eyed boy that he can't deny.

    Jake and Dirk have been broken up for a few months now and despite either of their refusals, they both regret how it went down. They try time and time again to heal their relationship, but in reality it's just going downhill for the both of them. When things seem like they're going to be resolved, a problem arises.

    (I still haven't figured out if I want a happy ending for this)

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    (Team Gamzee♣Rose♣Terezi)
    Collection of bonus round fills.

    (Warning: Only triggers in the HSWC Content Tags list are mentioned - others may be accidentally left out.)

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    Life is a battle for survival as nature claims its world back.
    Crap summary but this takes place in the same world as The Last of Us. It follows the lives of the Homestuck cast as they fight the hordes of Cordyceps infected and make and break bonds between each other. I promise some fight scenes, bloody and gross, and some real romance-in-the-apocalypse heart breaks.

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    The Little Shop That Wasn't There Yesterday - "You know the place. It was a vacant lot when you went by this time yesterday. It'll probably be a vacant lot again this time tomorrow but right now, there's a shop there that looks like it came out of Charles Dickens — or maybe H.P. Lovecraft. If you go inside, you'll find a quirky old shopkeeper who has any number of potentially magical — and potentially inconvenient — artifacts available for sale. Cheap. Today only. Just for you.
    Just don't expect a liberal returns policy."

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    Alternate title: Six Times John Tried To Put It In Rose's Vagina (And One Time He Succeeded)

    EB: rose, i need help.
    EB: everyone is hot.
    TT: Oh, John.
    EB: what???
    TT: Welcome to your sex drive.
    TT: You're a few years late, but it's not a race.

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    Backstory for To by Too.

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    • Part 6 of 2x2
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    John falls in love with his new stepsister.

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    im gonna start puttin the short drabbles i write on request on here uwu

    pairings and tags will b added as the drabbles r

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    Remember when professional violinist Rose Lalonde played her first concert with her new accompanist/duet partner?

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    Remember when John asked Rose out with a trick?

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    Post-Sburb. All the other kids have decided to revoke their God Tier, and memories of ever playing Sburb, all except John that is.

    Apparently I decided to write another chapter.

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    John Egbert is a doctor of psychology, and although he is new to this field, he has great potential. The South Boston Unilateral Rehabilitation Bureau recognizes this and offers him a job. Their hopes are to see if he's got what it takes to treat several unique patients: a group of teens who believe that they are not from this world and that they are playing a game that defies the laws of reality.

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    4/?
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    3
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    17
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    1
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