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    Dave and John have a little bet going on. A five parter that culminates in the loser buying the other dinner and tickets to a movie too. No homo, obviously. They're so not homo. That's a ridiculous idea, what are you talking about?

    (An AU where John used to date Rose, Dave and Rose are stepsiblings, and who wasn't up for a little pseudoincest once upon a time, especially with the bitch who broke your best friend's heart? Poor Jade just wanted a piece of Strider ass.)

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    17
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    Your name is JADE HARLEY and you just found an alien frozen in ice.

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    314
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    1/?
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    8
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    The continued adventures of Dave Strider and his blind charge/boyfriend/whatever they're calling it these days.

    "Slowly, everything was evening out. Things felt normal every time you fell asleep with Sollux and woke up together. He figured out how to make coffee without your help in the mornings, and learned where all the dishes were in the cabinets. He was starting to get used to going out on his own, even if it was just around the corner to get bagels."

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    8/?
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    23
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    108
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    22
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    1745
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    TG: hey rose i think johns pretty pissed about something
    TT: What makes you think that?
    TG: well for one thing he's refusing to speak with me
    TG: and also about half of his planet is engulfed in some big ass wind storm

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    1/1
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    20
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    363
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    In which the two authors, myself and tricksterstucker on tumblr, cause Dave Strider a lot of pain while dragging it out for much longer than it was supposed to be.
    We swear, it was just supposed to be porn.
    Never this.

    -update: on fucking hiatus until me and her straighten our shit the fuck out-

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    5/?
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    5
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    28
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    2
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    598
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    A date between Dave and Jade.

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    1/?
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    10
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    stereotypical "movies and cuddles" thing on request

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    1/1
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    2
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    one, two,
    not you too

    three, four,
    I've made a hole in your core

    five, six,
    I think I'm gonna be sick

    seven, eight,
    Heaven's locked the gate

    Nine, Ten,
    Don't ever sleep again

    Eleven, Twelve,
    I'm in hell

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    1,271
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    1/?
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    2
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    9
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    1
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    126
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    (Read last update for information!)

    Your name is DAVE STRIDER. At this moment, you are preparing to leave your home of EIGHTEEN years.
    Why are you leaving? Good question. Your BROTHER has been missing for 3 months, and now you are old enough to leave your den, to go find him.
    "He was probably gutted by demon slayers, Dave"

    *Updates Thursdays!*

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    10,047
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    7/?
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    857
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    While words can be sufficient, perhaps song lyrics are a better choice to illustrate someone's life. More specifically, someone's love life.

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    1/1
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    2
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    4
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    87
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    "Ok, you've caught me, I'm as much a victim of unpreparedness. Should I move forward with putting together a pithy blog post to the tune of 'We suck at beach trips'?"

    (Wherein two gods kick back and flirt inelegantly.)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    17
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    2
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    292
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    Set in an alt universe where they are older: school, John asks rose it on a date.

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    1/1
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    1
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    1
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    4
    Hits:
    150
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    Here is a collection of AU's that I thought of but never quite finished. I might add more to some, I might not. You can think of them all as different universes or the same one if you want.

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    3,134
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Kudos:
    4
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    144
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    Wherein I transplant Homestuck characters into the setting of Wind Waker. On Dave Strider's birthday, John's sister is kidnapped by a horrorterror, and the two join up with a band of pirates to get her back, setting sail for adventure across an endless ocean. Can they face down the terror of the Great Sea, the dark lordling Caliborn?

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    12/?
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    147
    Kudos:
    56
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    2513
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    Rose suspects that John is trying to throw her a surprise party, but the joke's on her.

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    1/1
    Kudos:
    20
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    2
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    285
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    Summer has come to a close in New Jack City and the question on everyone's mind is this: what has Rose been up to and why is she so hush-hush about it?

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    6/6
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    17
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    28
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    2
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    "John, please go take a shower. You're positively filthy." You mosey over to the sink, snatching up the dish soap the first chance you get.

    "Can't. You ripped it out of the wall, remember?" John rinses the soap from his arms.

    Well, you do suppose that would be a problem. Suddenly you wish you had not been so hasty while rearranging his house. But there was still hope. If you recall correctly, there was another bath on the first floor. Not a shower, but a bath; it'll have to do.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    18
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    381
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    When you had that nightmare, you never once thought that it would come true. But here you are now, orphaned and stuck at sea with your step-brother as two blond kids help you up onto their magical golden steamship.

    It’s scary how precognitive your dreams are starting to become.

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    11,046
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    415
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    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you have never been more alone.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    5
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    106
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    John adjusts to being normal again, Karkat just wants to do for Terezi what she's always done for him, and Rose wages a war with puns.

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    4,037
    Chapters:
    3/3
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    321

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