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    theia mania;
    in the classical world, the phenomenon of "love at first sight" was understood within the context of a more general conception of passionate love, a kind of madness or, as the Greeks put it, theia mania ("madness from the gods").

    jade harley and rose lalonde and dave strider and john egbert all knew this would happen. they all fell in love.

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    12 people in an asylum. 7 dead staff members. This is their story.

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    John asks Rose to marry him, and Rose agrees on one condition: John has to wear the dress, while Rose wears the tux. Oh, and there's another secret condition that comes up during the honeymoon. A long, black, slimy, flexible secret.

    (Warning: Contains like five seconds of noncon.)

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    You love who they are, but you couldn't love them if you tried.

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    This story takes place in the mid 19th century. A time where there were the common folk, the wealthy, and the royalty. Here in Skaia, we follow the tragic Death of the Four, a tale where 4 deaths occurred, around the same time, in the exact place. It is the beginning of a tragic tale. And I'm just putting this as Teen and Up because there may be some descriptive deaths and dead body descriptions.

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    YOU ARE THE SIGNLESS, THE SUFFERER, KANKRI VANTAS, AND YOU ARE DEAD.
    ==>

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    you know somethings off when you realize that you enjoy putting lisa frank stickers all over your best friends face more than you enjoy making out in the back row of a movie theater with a girl who has blue hair (almost as blue as his eyes).

    (also if anyone has any suggestions for the title of this fic please hmu its so bad right now)

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Terezi had never anticipated the move. She loved her house in the woods. However, when her mother made up her mind, there was absolutely no changing it. Now, she's starting a new year at a new (public) school and she is terrified of everything. How on Earth is this homeschooled, blind girl going to manage something new?

    (From Terezi's POV, unless started otherwise at the top of the chapter. )

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    19/?
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    you think you loved a boy like him once.

    and you think he maybe, kinda, sorta, loved you too.

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    Kurloz Makara was more than glad to be done with high school, and the douchebags associated with it. Unfortunately, he learns rather quickly that the world is basically one huge high school minus the nagging teachers and getting grounded for bad grades. On top of all that, one certain douchebag, the douchebag of all douchebags, as Mituna would say, is now his college roommate.

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    You've been beaten up by Dave Strider more than once, kissed so hard your lips bled, lost your virginity to Dirk Strider, pretended to have lost your virginity to Rose Lalonde, dated your best friend Vriska Serket, attended too many Christmas parties and played a failed game of truth or dare.

    Thus is life.

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    In the aftermath of his father, the king's, death, Johnathan meets David, Rosalina, and Jadabelle. They came to help him successfully rule Lowas, and they all become great friends. As more developments and travels arise, the antics and cast just continue to become bigger. Let's watch, shall we?

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    43/?
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    Whoever said it was easy for humans to deal with troll romance was a lying liar who lies. Years after SBURB ends, John and Rose find it hard to adjust to the fact that their girlfriends routinely hatebang each other and sexile them while they get their Blackrom on. John and Rose struggle to work through it until Jade suggests something that might make things easier for both of them...sometimes you need to bend the rules a little to make a relationship work.

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    John Egbert accidentally picks up the wrong backpack when he goes to his next class, but is he ready to meet the owner of the backpack?
    Based on something that happened to me sophomore year.

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    Wherein I transplant Homestuck characters into the setting of Wind Waker. On Dave Strider's birthday, John's sister is kidnapped by a horrorterror, and the two join up with a band of pirates to get her back, setting sail for adventure across an endless ocean. Can they face down the terror of the Great Sea, the dark lordling Caliborn?

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    21/?
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    John Egbert is a doctor of psychology, and although he is new to this field, he has great potential. The South Boston Unilateral Rehabilitation Bureau recognizes this and offers him a job. Their hopes are to see if he's got what it takes to treat several unique patients: a group of teens who believe that they are not from this world and that they are playing a game that defies the laws of reality.

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    6/?
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    6
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    36
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    2
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    676
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    A 30 Day NSFW Challenge. Shipping Galore. No-one's going to agree with all the ships but just skip to the ones you like. Some of these will be short, some of these may be miniature novels. I'm throwing caution to the wind and just doing what I think works for the theme.

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    2/30
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    2
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    24
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    4
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    2162
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    John, Jade, Rose, and Dave can all agree love is dumb and complicated.

    But it just might be worth it.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    17
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    76
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    Basically just everyone trying to figure out life and romance, plus a fuckton of angst. Set during the post-retcon meteor, before John and Roxy arrive.

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    248
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    11
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    1
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    198

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