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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Calliope and Caliborn are pretty much your ordinary neighborhood aliens, mocked for not being human but otherwise living on just fine. However, this is about to change as four long-term friends enter the scene, followed by another man, seemingly a full-time Internet resident. Suffice to say, he has been holding a dark secret concerning them all. Notices about the story are inside.

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    Under the clouds and lunar gaze,

    Two kingdoms rule beneath the waves.

    With castles, kings and armies each,

    Neither dares go beyond the Reach.


    Fathomless depths and creatures wild,

    A vast expanse; a world defiled.

    All who go, no matter how swift,

    Are forever lost to the endless Rift.


    Heed the warning, all must know:

    Beyond the Reach lies endless woe.

    A message to all, and those beguiled:

    Beware the ones who lurk below.



    Inspired by the incredible artwork of Ikimaru and her fantastic interpretation of the Merstuck AU! Check out her amazing work here:

    http://ikimaru.tumblr.com/

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    Wherein I transplant Homestuck characters into the setting of Wind Waker. On Dave Strider's birthday, John's sister is kidnapped by a horrorterror, and the two join up with a band of pirates to get her back, setting sail for adventure across an endless ocean. Can they face down the terror of the Great Sea, the dark lordling Caliborn?

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    A story about two soldiers, a Nazi, a gypsie girl, an Imperial officer, and everyone in between.

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    Rose Lalonde is a closeted, naive, slightly sheltered seventeen year old who just wants to be relatively normal. This plan of action doesn't work out at all after an ill-planned suicide attempt and a few awkward conversations with Jade Harley.

    heh

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    High School isn't what everyone expected. To add to it it's a human/paranormal/troll high school. Yeah. With magic, quadrants and drama around every turn no one expects what happens next.

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    While taking a walk in the woods, Dave came across a person who seemed to be more animal than man. He found that Gamzee had grown up in these dense woods, alone, with nothing but the wilderness around him. As a result, he knows no english, no normal customs such as eating with a fork, bathing, ect. Dave thinks he can train him. Whether Gamzee wants to or not. The problem is, his roomates.

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    Rose is angry and sad and confused and searching for Jack in her fit of grimdarkness.

    John calms her down a little.

    A slightly altered interpretation of part of rose's grimdark scene in the comic.

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    Life is a battle for survival as nature claims its world back.
    Crap summary but this takes place in the same world as The Last of Us. It follows the lives of the Homestuck cast as they fight the hordes of Cordyceps infected and make and break bonds between each other. I promise some fight scenes, bloody and gross, and some real romance-in-the-apocalypse heart breaks.

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    15/?
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    john and rose and jade and dave fall in love slowly, like the way the sink faucet drips when some asshole doesn’t twist the knob all the way

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    13/?
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    A collection of drabbles, one-shots, ficlets, and fluff that I write based on prompts given to me by people who are an easy "five out of five hats", hands down, no questions asked. Follow along as John and Rose grapple with early love, as Dave bickers with his drift partner whilst piloting a Jaeger, and as Jade concocts the perfect plan to save Christmas. Possibly more to come. If you have an idea for a prompt, message me on tumblr "mlp-mike" or drop a comment!

    Thanks for reading.
    - Mike

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    "But your scars are healing wrong." AU. Rose has never had any luck with guys or dating, but when she's finally found a guy that she thinks will treat her right, and something goes absolutely wrong? She must deal with the consequences, and her life, with the help of her friends, all while reeling to find someone who will treat her the way she deserves.

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    In one night, everything changed. Fire fell from the sky like rain, and demons, vampires, and undead what-have-you rose from the depths of what one could call hell. The world was no longer ruled by humanity. You may have been turned into a demon on the night of the fall. You may have been bitten by a vampire or a zombie and changed into one of their kin. Or are you a survivor?

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    Even when you're fighting off inhuman beings, even when you have to fend for yourself, or even if you're one of them yourself, you are absolutely certain of one thing during an apocalypse: no one wants to be alone.

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    Jonathan knows he will eventually need to lead Lowas, but he still doesn't know how.

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    Once upon a time in the land of Skaia there was a witch named Rose Lalonde. She was the greatest witch ever. Of all time. But when darkness threatens to take over the world, she is put to the ultimate test and must embark on a quest of epic proportions to defeat the Four Evil Mages. Along the way she meets some cool people, blows some stuff up, and maybe finds love.

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    What would have happened if the kids' games had not worked on their computer, and every disk crashed? This story explores that idea, and shows the extent parents will go to to do what's best for their children, especially when it's not what's best for their children.

    (This story is old and busted, I am going to delete it after two weeks and work exclusively on getting the plot in order.)

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    22,650
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    10
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    22
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    2
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