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    The number one rule of being the best man at a wedding is that you are supposed to be there for the groom.
    That, and don't sleep with his sister.
    That'll get you into all sorts of trouble you can't even possibly begin to imagine.

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

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    Wherein I transplant Homestuck characters into the setting of Wind Waker. On Dave Strider's birthday, John's sister is kidnapped by a horrorterror, and the two join up with a band of pirates to get her back, setting sail for adventure across an endless ocean. Can they face down the terror of the Great Sea, the dark lordling Caliborn?

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    Jane never predicted this. After receiving the letters, she planned to have a safe and productive time studying at the academy with John; to graduate and get a stable job, and maybe even have a family.

    She didn't plan to get involved with a dangerous rebel army. She didn't plan to fall in love with their rebel prince. And she definitely did not plan to lead an army to war against the most powerful force ruling the city.

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    Love is a confusing thing, especially when you add trolls into the mix. Dave Strider is about to learn this the hard way.

    Note: This is getting updated slower thanks to my new fic and series, both also homestuck. Check them out. ;)

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    John gets kidnapped by Dave and his Bro, becoming the Strider family pet.

    ((Don't know what else to put. But if you want smut this is where you'll find it.))

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    Once upon a time, there was a boy named John Egbert, on the cusp of his 18th birthday and heir to the Prospit crown.

    His three best friends are a seer, a knight, and a witch, and they are the three last people that his court advisers want him to trust.

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    You’ve always known that the human species as a whole was odd, but then again odd is oftentimes good.

    Ever since the onset of puberty you harboured a fantasy, one which back on Earth might have made you an outcast, a deviant – but this isn’t Earth, this is Earth 2.0, New and Improved with 15% more electrolytes than its leading competitor. This is the world that you helped create, helped shape, helped form what is considered to be normal – and boy did you take that opportunity by the horns. Now your fantasy is exquisite reality, and while you sometimes miss the freedoms a normal life offered you, you ultimately know that you made the right decision.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and your mission in life is to be the best pet anyone could ask for.

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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Mapple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tirant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    John wakes up, freaks out, gets a pester message from a certain Haxor Girl and then everyone loses their shit in following chapters.

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    Jade Harley is an assassin chasing down a well known CEO. Dave Strider is a police officer hunting down Jade. In the midst of all the confusion, the two fall in love but are forced to keep up their acts to avoid and further trouble.

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    It's human nature to destroy perfection. That's why it's so hard to repair damage when you could cause so much more. A team of survivors are fight for survival in the largest civil war known to man. The real question is whether they'll survive it or not. (I'm so bad at summaries, you have no clue; Rated T for language, depictions of violence, and some sexual themes.)

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    You dreamed of Rose Lalonde again last night.

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    Alternia Boarding School has secrets better left alone, but after poking around in the abandoned dorms, John and his friends learn the hard way that when you kick a hornet's nest you better be prepared for the sting.

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    Your name is ROSE LALONDE, and you are currently rather concerned about your BEST FRIEND. He messaged you about an hour ago, making talk of a BOX he found in his LATE FATHER'S room. He had seemed excited about it at the time, but now he's not responding like he said he would. You know John has a tendency to be a jerk sometimes, but you feel like something's a little off this time around.

    In which John is so so sad, and so so lost.

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    “I can’t fuckin’ believe this,” he murmured. To everybody else it was too quiet to hear, but he was talking to her, so she heard it loud and clear.
    “Dave,” Jade said tenderly, though he wouldn’t hear it, “You’re being a huge goob.”

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    And that's when Rose Lalonde snaps. It sounds like a pathetic whine or sob, but it tears your heart out. It shocks you. You weren't expecting this from her at all. She seemed fine just a second ago! You've never ever seen this girl cry before. It makes you nervous. It makes your really nervous. You have no idea what to do.

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    Life is a battle for survival as nature claims its world back.
    Crap summary but this takes place in the same world as The Last of Us. It follows the lives of the Homestuck cast as they fight the hordes of Cordyceps infected and make and break bonds between each other. I promise some fight scenes, bloody and gross, and some real romance-in-the-apocalypse heart breaks.

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    Highschool AU where John is the new kid and is beat up, but he sees Dave and Dave sees him and they think about each other a lot. Eventually, there will be cute cuddles. :3 btw, Dave and John are both sophomores. Jake and Dirk have more parts later on

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    Kurloz Makara was more than glad to be done with high school, and the douchebags associated with it. Unfortunately, he learns rather quickly that the world is basically one huge high school minus the nagging teachers and getting grounded for bad grades. On top of all that, one certain douchebag, the douchebag of all douchebags, as Mituna would say, is now his college roommate.

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