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    « Tout avait l'air normal au premier abord : les humains d'un côté, les trolls de l'autre. C'est toujours comme ça lorsque les personnes sont incapables d'accepter les différences des autres. Mais il suffit d'un petit accident, un minuscule, pour rapprocher des personnes qui, jusqu'ici, semblaient n'avoir rien en commun. Après tout, ne sommes-nous pas tous différents ? Alors pourquoi refuser obstinément de vivre ensemble ? »

    ~Extrait n°1, Journal de Rose~

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    21/?
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    5
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    In January, 1999, four kids break down in the middle of Buttfuck, Nowhere, U.S.A. during a major snowstorm. With no car, no cash, and no sign of a break in the storm, they get help from a group of four psychopathic hicks who lure them in by offering to fix their car up.

    The problem? They only kidnap three of the kids.

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    2/?
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    8
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    23
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    4
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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    There is now a connected blog for this series called "The new Alternia Series" on tumblr with illustrations by CyanideOreos, updates and fun extras!

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    18/?
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    39
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    Though Rose, Dave, and John have been working together and living together on the same ship as professionals for quite some time, there's no denying just how deep their relationship has grown. They know each other as intimately as can be, trust each other completely, and are comfortable extending that trust in and outside of the bedroom. The only thing that can get confusing sometimes is which person Dave should listen to for the best reward when both of his lovers feel like giving their playful orders.

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    1/1
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    2
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    11
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    "I want her to be happy, not to stress over a dumb decision.”

    “When have you known her to stress about making a choice?”

    He looked back at his sister, his shades glinting in the light from the porch.

    “This is true.”

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    Rose Lalonde is born with half a soul.

    Her twin, Dave Strider, is as well.

    It affects nearly everything about their lives from the beginning to the end.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    13
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    65
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    11
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    553
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    A place for me to post my smutty Homestuck stories that aren't quite full-length fics. Mostly vanilla or lightly kinky, probably not anything heavy here.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    1
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    18
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    1
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    You mutter just under your breath, calling yourself every name in the book, and a few that aren't in the book. You get the point. Past you was an idiot. Present you isn't any better.

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    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and your mom is currently passed out drunk on the couch. Some days you think you should win an award for best actress.

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    27,121
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    27/27
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    136
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    24
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    Eight gods have been forgotten by mortals. In the twenty first century, they struggle to remain undetected while also taking twelve new gods under their wings. Unfortunately, these new gods are teenagers with family, hopes, and dreams. And big tempers.

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    5/?
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    4
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    Your name is John Egbert. And you may be in love with a Seer.

    This would normally be fine, except that you don't quite know how to tell her.

    And that's probably the least of your concerns.

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    9/?
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    1
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    The summoning spell was supposed to pull some dark servant from the depths of the Void to be her new familiar. Unfortunately, when you do it wrong, it's easy to get something completely different - even a sky spirit.

    A weirdly-human-looking, kind of obnoxious sky spirit at that. But as a novice witch, Rose has to take all the help she can get...

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    A short fluff !

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    1/1
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    John was sweet and innocent- it was no surprise they loved him. Jade and Rose have no problems sharing, because that's what friends do, but Dave was always overly possessive of him, and that may well ruin everything...

    In which Dave and his Trickster self find they have something in common, Jade and Rose want to keep John safe, and John just wants to be with the ones he loves most.

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    1/?
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    14
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    3
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    317
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    Rose's neighbor is annoying and loud. And quite adorable. Maybe a lot.

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    1/1
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    6
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    Rose visits John on his birthday. They bake a cake and talk about feelings and stuff.

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    1/?
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    1
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    Anonymous asked: Rose growing a cat tail and ears, and then becoming johns pet

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    1/1
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    1
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    7
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    570
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    It's hard being a teenage werewolf in high school, it's hard and only your banshee best friend understands.
    (Teen Wolf/Homestuck AU)

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    3/?
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    5
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    37
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    2
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    459
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    The land of the trolls, the Empire of Alternia, is ruled by the sacred hemospectrum. Once, they were under the thrall of a wicked empress who was guarded by a monster that lurked in the deep sea. This changed with the dawning of the Age of the Signless Sufferer, whose visions of paradise, truth, and mercy led to her downfall and reversed the hemospectrum, so that the pious scarlet blooded trolls could rule over the land and all the blood colors under it.

    Centuries later, Kankri Vantas rules Alternia, and desires a mate who bears the same blood color as he. This leads him to choose a human duke as his consort. But Duke David Strider, called Dave, gives his heart to a porter of the lowest blood, a quick witted troll named Eridan Ampora.

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    5,661
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    John Egbert is not Rose Lalonde's girlfriend, nor is he Joanmarie Egbert—he is her boyfriend, John Egbert, and she loves every inch of him, from head to toe.

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    1,218
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    2
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    13
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    3
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    297

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