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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    Will add pairings as I go on.

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    The summoning spell was supposed to pull some dark servant from the depths of the Void to be her new familiar. Unfortunately, when you do it wrong, it's easy to get something completely different - even a sky spirit.

    A weirdly-human-looking, kind of obnoxious sky spirit at that. But as a novice witch, Rose has to take all the help she can get...

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    Your name is John Egbert. And you may be in love with a Seer.

    This would normally be fine, except that you don't quite know how to tell her.

    And that's probably the least of your concerns.

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    Los reinos de Prospit y Derse habían sido bendecidos con dos pares de mellizos. Un varón y una dama para cada reino.
    A pesar de que esto abría la posibilidad de dos matrimonios concertados que cerrarían finalmente las brechas entre ambos reinos, los dirigentes no estaban interesados, pues habían persistirían los diversos prejuicios contra el reino vecino.
    Que si los Dersitanos hacían magia negra y se ponían en contacto con entidades del vacío, que si los Prospitanos eran unos paletos más bastos que un arao…
    Algunos tenían un poquito de verdad, para ser justos.

    O la historia de cuatro herederos que se ven envueltos en un lío por motivos del corazón
    (And if you're interested in an English version, hit me up with a comment!)

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    « Tout avait l'air normal au premier abord : les humains d'un côté, les trolls de l'autre. C'est toujours comme ça lorsque les personnes sont incapables d'accepter les différences des autres. Mais il suffit d'un petit accident, un minuscule, pour rapprocher des personnes qui, jusqu'ici, semblaient n'avoir rien en commun. Après tout, ne sommes-nous pas tous différents ? Alors pourquoi refuser obstinément de vivre ensemble ? »

    ~Extrait n°1, Journal de Rose~

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    In this story we finally see what happened the night John proposed to Rose years ago. Or it isn't?

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    4/4
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    It's hard being a teenage werewolf in high school, it's hard and only your banshee best friend understands.
    (Teen Wolf/Homestuck AU)

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    2/?
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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    18/?
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    3/34
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    In which John Egbert, along with his moirail Rose Lalonde, and his close pals Dave Strider and Jade Harley live a peaceful life on Alternia after the end of the game that tormented them for years, Sgrub.

    Well, minus the peaceful part, of course. What, with all of the humans roaming around, with their hives that they refer to as "houses," John being flushed for both a human and a troll at the same time, Jade getting her matesprit Rose into all kinds of hijinks, Karkat and Dave carrying through a kismesisissitude that is certain to become dangerous after some time without an auspistice to stop it from that, three humans being red for John all at once, and all of the humans and trolls basically being an absolute group of terrors when they're mixed together.

    Otherwise, it's quite peaceful.

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    1/?
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    Rose and John have been dating for five years now, John has been acting suspicious and Rose thinks he's hiding something from her, but she can't really say anything she's hiding a huge secret herself.
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    I literally made this up when I was bored in class one day, please feel free to share your thoughts or opinions on how I could improve. 8)

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    Mom Lalonde is crying somewhere because Rose is incapable of having a normal prom night.

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    In the years following The End every member of the party has found a way to move on, except John. Instead he lives a life of mediocrity, the memory of godhood and freedom sitting in the back of his head taunting him with what he will never be again. And then a deceptively simple job lands him in the employ of a powerful man with few scruples and less mercy. But hey, at least John found his adventure. Right?

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    1/?
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    5
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    1
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    One sentence for forty different pairings.

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    Basically short/long one-shot fan fics I decided to hoard here.
    Mostly because I love John too much for my own good and decided to crack ship him for fun.
    Possible smut.
    Mostly fluffs I think.
    Possible sadstuck.

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    12/?
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    john, dave, rose, and jade fall into a hazy, warm love that's coated thickly with not-so platonic feelings for all of their best friends and a lot of self-questioning

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    9/?
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    88
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    John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Jade Harley, and a really fucking Cool Kid, kiss Karkat Vantas. And each other. And it's so much fluff.

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     Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you wish you'd never set foot into that cafe

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    8/?
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    5
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    2
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    348
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    For the first time of his career, Karkat Vantas has to investigate on a murder with the help of the victim's husband, John Egbert.
    But who could have killed Rose Lalonde without any motive?

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    Language:
    English
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    6,487
    Chapters:
    8/8
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    376

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