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    Basically short/long one-shot fan fics I decided to hoard here.
    Mostly because I love John too much for my own good and decided to crack ship him for fun.
    Possible smut.
    Mostly fluffs I think.
    Possible sadstuck.

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    English
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    17,486
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    35
    Kudos:
    52
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    2939
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    Неизвестно, кто сказал, что людям будет просто разобраться с тролльей романтикой, но он был лживым лгуном, который соврал. Спустя года после окончания SBURB Джон и Роуз обнаруживают, что им тяжело смириться с тем фактом, что их девушки регулярно устраивают секс из ненависти друг к другу, выгоняя людей на время Чёрной Романтики. Джон и Роуз пытаются найти способ сжиться с этим, пока Джейд не даёт совет, который может значительно облегчить положение для них обоих... Иногда для того, чтобы отношения работали, нужно немного нарушить правила.

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    Русский
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    4,071
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    The summoning spell was supposed to pull some dark servant from the depths of the Void to be her new familiar. Unfortunately, when you do it wrong, it's easy to get something completely different - even a sky spirit.

    A weirdly-human-looking, kind of obnoxious sky spirit at that. But as a novice witch, Rose has to take all the help she can get...

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    English
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    31,583
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    82
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    769
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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    Will add pairings as I go on.

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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,020
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    276
    Kudos:
    163
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
    2407
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    « Tout avait l'air normal au premier abord : les humains d'un côté, les trolls de l'autre. C'est toujours comme ça lorsque les personnes sont incapables d'accepter les différences des autres. Mais il suffit d'un petit accident, un minuscule, pour rapprocher des personnes qui, jusqu'ici, semblaient n'avoir rien en commun. Après tout, ne sommes-nous pas tous différents ? Alors pourquoi refuser obstinément de vivre ensemble ? »

    ~Extrait n°1, Journal de Rose~

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    Français
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    83,803
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    191
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    “There’s not a she,” he told her, “It’s… It’s a he.”

    Rose blinked at Dave. Puzzle pieces were falling into place. She restrained herself from looking over at John. Holy shit. No wonder they did it together. They weren’t coincidentally leaving both of them for no reason, they were-

    “I’m leaving you for John.”

    There was a full moment of quiet at the table before Jade exclaimed, at the near top of her lungs, “Are you fucking kidding me?”

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    English
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    2,653
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    13
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    223
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    Your name is John Egbert. And you may be in love with a Seer.

    This would normally be fine, except that you don't quite know how to tell her.

    And that's probably the least of your concerns.

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    English
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    8,579
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    557
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    John and Rose sneak away to an upstairs bedroom in the middle of a party for some quality time.

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    English
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    2,292
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    575
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    The story focuses on Rose, who has single-handedly ruined her own life under the influences of alcohol, self-deprecation and loss. It’s after her only source of support leaves her that she grits her teeth and accepts that something ought to change. This isn't a story of being rescued, of knights in shining armor, of undeterred determination– rather, it's a story of recovery, of bittersweet amendments, and of the clumsy, beautiful thing called love.

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    English
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    2,843
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    alternatively: babies (assholes) growing up.

    dave falls in love with john but dates a million different people instead of him. john falls in love with dave but pretends that he doesn't. until he stops pretending.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
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    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    277
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    Gamzee tries the same stupid idea as Coach Stopframe. Just like Orel, John is really innocent.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/3
    Comments:
    7
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    5
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    Los reinos de Prospit y Derse habían sido bendecidos con dos pares de mellizos. Un varón y una dama para cada reino.
    A pesar de que esto abría la posibilidad de dos matrimonios concertados que cerrarían finalmente las brechas entre ambos reinos, los dirigentes no estaban interesados, pues habían persistirían los diversos prejuicios contra el reino vecino.
    Que si los Dersitanos hacían magia negra y se ponían en contacto con entidades del vacío, que si los Prospitanos eran unos paletos más bastos que un arao…
    Algunos tenían un poquito de verdad, para ser justos.

    O la historia de cuatro herederos que se ven envueltos en un lío por motivos del corazón
    (And if you're interested in an English version, hit me up with a comment!)

    Language:
    Español
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    6,161
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    61
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    In this story we finally see what happened the night John proposed to Rose years ago. Or it isn't?

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    English
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    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    21
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    365
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    It's hard being a teenage werewolf in high school, it's hard and only your banshee best friend understands.
    (Teen Wolf/Homestuck AU)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,401
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    26
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    338
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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    English
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    56,193
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    109
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    2402
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    In which John Egbert, along with his moirail Rose Lalonde, and his close pals Dave Strider and Jade Harley live a peaceful life on Alternia after the end of the game that tormented them for years, Sgrub.

    Well, minus the peaceful part, of course. What, with all of the humans roaming around, with their hives that they refer to as "houses," John being flushed for both a human and a troll at the same time, Jade getting her matesprit Rose into all kinds of hijinks, Karkat and Dave carrying through a kismesisissitude that is certain to become dangerous after some time without an auspistice to stop it from that, three humans being red for John all at once, and all of the humans and trolls basically being an absolute group of terrors when they're mixed together.

    Otherwise, it's quite peaceful.

    Language:
    English
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    3,759
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    374
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    Rose and John have been dating for five years now, John has been acting suspicious and Rose thinks he's hiding something from her, but she can't really say anything she's hiding a huge secret herself.
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    I literally made this up when I was bored in class one day, please feel free to share your thoughts or opinions on how I could improve. 8)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,339
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    92
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    Mom Lalonde is crying somewhere because Rose is incapable of having a normal prom night.

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    English
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    1,985
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    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    270
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    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,039
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    303
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    In the years following The End every member of the party has found a way to move on, except John. Instead he lives a life of mediocrity, the memory of godhood and freedom sitting in the back of his head taunting him with what he will never be again. And then a deceptively simple job lands him in the employ of a powerful man with few scruples and less mercy. But hey, at least John found his adventure. Right?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    681
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    123

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