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    A story about two soldiers, a Nazi, a gypsie girl, an Imperial officer, and everyone in between.

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    Once upon a time in the land of Skaia there was a witch named Rose Lalonde. She was the greatest witch ever. Of all time. But when darkness threatens to take over the world, she is put to the ultimate test and must embark on a quest of epic proportions to defeat the Four Evil Mages. Along the way she meets some cool people, blows some stuff up, and maybe finds love.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    Terezi had never anticipated the move. She loved her house in the woods. However, when her mother made up her mind, there was absolutely no changing it. Now, she's starting a new year at a new (public) school and she is terrified of everything. How on Earth is this homeschooled, blind girl going to manage something new?

    (From Terezi's POV, unless started otherwise at the top of the chapter. )

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    What would have happened if the kids' games had not worked on their computer, and every disk crashed? This story explores that idea, and shows the extent parents will go to to do what's best for their children, especially when it's not what's best for their children.

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    Even when you're fighting off inhuman beings, even when you have to fend for yourself, or even if you're one of them yourself, you are absolutely certain of one thing during an apocalypse: no one wants to be alone.

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    The Beta kids are split up by the earths impending doom

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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

    Or:

    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    This is both a crossover fic and a retelling (with some modifications) of my current, Homestuck-themed playthrough of PMD Sky.

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    john and rose and jade and dave fall in love slowly, like the way the sink faucet drips when some asshole doesn’t twist the knob all the way

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    11/?
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    Calliope and Caliborn are pretty much your ordinary neighborhood aliens, mocked for not being human but otherwise living on just fine. However, this is about to change as four long-term friends enter the scene, followed by another man, seemingly a full-time Internet resident. Suffice to say, he has been holding a dark secret concerning them all. Notices about the story are inside.

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    Life is a game. Now John, Rose, Dave, Jade, and all the others will fight for their survival to see if they're worthy of playing.

    Battlestuck is a fanfiction that takes the cast of Homestuck (all humanstuck) and transplants them into the setting of the series Battle Royale. The premise: a high school class is trapped on an island, each assigned weapons and supplies. The only way to leave the island is to kill your fellow classmate until you are the last one standing.

    Graphic violence and character death to follow, along with a mild amount of sexuality (no nudity, however.) You've been warned.

    For more battlestuck, give our tumblr a look at battlestuck.tumblr.com.

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    Dave falls for an amateur prank. They need auspisticizing.

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    Wherein the beta kids have an agreement to form a sedoretu once they're old enough, as told in a series of standalone pesterlogs. Part 1 - Dave, Rose, Jade, and John meet in a chat room on Jade's thirteenth birthday to talk about nothing in particular. Part 2 - The kids attempt to explain moiety to the trolls mid-game, which goes about as smoothly as you'd expect. Part 3 - Interludes.

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    In the beginning, there were three worlds, there was Skaia, the land above the clouds where heroes were laid to rest, there was Alternia, the land below the earth's very core where demons roamed the dry hard grey earth, then there was the land in between, split between dark and light, Derse and Prospit stood on either side of the land, and in the middle-Can Town.

    In the beginning, there were four children exterminating a demon, something goes terribly awry, and death ensues. Wait, wait, did I say death? Did I put death as a tag? Did I also put Major Character Death as a tag? Yes, it seems I did.

    Prepare yourselves, your author is going to be as evil as fuck. >: ]

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    3/?
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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    12/?
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    2
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    Two years after the start of the Alternia-Earth war, Karkat Vantas and Feferi Peixes faked their deaths and fled for human space.
    Four years later, they are picked by a ship captained by Roxy Lalonde.
    ***
    Dave is in a bit of a fix. He was killed on a mysterious planet by a winged dog guy. And yet, somehow, he survived, waking up on some sort of red slab with a gear on it. Unfortunately, his friends and ship were nowhere to be seen, and the only people nearby are a bunch of trolls.
    ***
    Eridan Ampora has no idea wwho the fuck this human guy is. His shades make him look like a total douchebag, though.

    (Sequel to "Lost")

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    8
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    A strife with Bec Noir leaves John severely injured, and a weary Rose is left to comfort him in his final moments.

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    2/2
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    2
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    77

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