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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you don't know how your life ended up like this, well you do, but you like to pretend that you don't....

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    John, Rose, Dave, and Jade are at a swanky party for New Years, but it seems they've run into a particularly tricky problem.

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    Your name is John Egbert, and you're blind.

    Your dad seems to think the car accident that caused that has left you permanently scarred and emotionally crippled -- so he flips tirelessly through the newspaper until he finally finds a support group of people in a similar situation. Here, you meet Terezi Pyrope, an eccentric female who's hooked on giggling. She also happens to attend your new school; dad thought he was robbing you of making friends by homeschooling you.

    Then you meet her friend, Dave Strider, some coolkid who can't even remember that you're blind (seeing as Rose told you he waved to you -- no one waves to a blind kid) and you might kind of have a crush on him. Just a little one. Nothing major. Until you realize it's actually pretty major, and you're royally screwed.

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    "Come on Rose. You electro shock my brother as soon as you meet him, but you don't believe in something as simple as precognition? I'm not much of a Seer, but even I can see where this is heading."

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    A bunch of nerds cuddling.

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    John Egbert. That's all you got to say before girls start dropping their panties. He is a total ladies man as most rumored. John Egbert, one of the most popular guys in Alternia U. Given the title "Cool Kid" he's pretty cool.

    Dave Strider, on the other hand, is quite the nerd. Opposite of John , but very attractive. He is also dating John sister while John is dating his sister which is very awkward. He eventually meets John which stirs up some mixed feelings? Well, for John at least.

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    A story about two soldiers, a Nazi, a gypsie girl, an Imperial officer, and everyone in between.

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    10/?
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Jonathan knows he will eventually need to lead Lowas, but he still doesn't know how.

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    In an ordinary highschool, a multitude of homestuck characters have angsty teenage moments and everybody is connected, even if they don't know it.

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    11/?
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    Read the title ^

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    Here are all of my scripts created for Homesmut Voices, Smutstuck Voices, and Homefuck Voices. These were made to be voiced by actors on smut blogs and edited to include sound effects. As such, they include sound direction, actor emotion cues, and other (sometimes silly) notes in parenthesis. Enjoy!

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    In a world full of demons, monsters, hunters, and humans, danger is around very corner. So when the hunter Jade Harley falls in love with a demon, she's sure she'll get her heart broken, or worse, ripped out.

    In a world full of horror, strife, and dejection, the demon Dave Strider is alone. So when he falls in love with that mysterious hunter from the pier, he's sure he'll get a bullet to the chest.

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    A collection of drabbles, one-shots, ficlets, and fluff that I write based on prompts given to me by people who are an easy "five out of five hats", hands down, no questions asked. Follow along as John and Rose grapple with early love, as Dave bickers with his drift partner whilst piloting a Jaeger, and as Jade concocts the perfect plan to save Christmas. Possibly more to come. If you have an idea for a prompt, message me on tumblr "mlp-mike" or drop a comment!

    Thanks for reading.
    - Mike

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    "Heeeeeyyyyy Rose," you grin sheepishly at her and she stands in place, her arms crossed as black blood drips off of her combat knife.

    "Why do you insist on getting yourself into these situations, John? I swear, you and Jade have a knack for almost dying and scaring the shit out of everyone. It must be genetic."

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    Terezi had never anticipated the move. She loved her house in the woods. However, when her mother made up her mind, there was absolutely no changing it. Now, she's starting a new year at a new (public) school and she is terrified of everything. How on Earth is this homeschooled, blind girl going to manage something new?

    (From Terezi's POV, unless started otherwise at the top of the chapter. )

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    Six students start a club where they write down the names of people they wish to kill, but never take any of it into action. However, one student writes down their own name and suddenly everyone is worried of losing them.

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    THIS IS MY VENTING ON THE COMMUNITY BECAUSE MY SHIPS ARE SUBMARINES.
    I am taking requests if anyone feels my pain as well. I will not diss any crack ships but I only do fluff. No lemons.

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    A dream is a wish your heart makes
    when you're fast asleep.

     

    What do an extractor on the run, a concert pianist, and a girl with many names have in common?

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    john and rose and jade and dave fall in love slowly, like the way the sink faucet drips when some asshole doesn’t twist the knob all the way

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