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    In an ordinary highschool, a multitude of homestuck characters have angsty teenage moments and everybody is connected, even if they don't know it.

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    2,586
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    2/?
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    2
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    4
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    49
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    53,210
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    80
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1997
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    Not surprisingly, the supply of fit, sound of mind, willing siblings to pilot Jaegers is short. This is where academies designed to train new pilot candidates come in. Jade Harley, one of only 28 people to actually graduate from Pilot School in her year and be considered to pilot a Jaeger, has to learn people skills fast if she's going to be compatible enough with someone to actually pass above the other candidates and pilot a Jaeger. This isn't easy when most of her peers look down upon someone like her, who had to rely on good grades and dead parents (instead of money) to get into the academies in the first place. She tries her very best to be someone the other girls can like and maybe make a friend, but ends up getting an unexpected lesson on what companionship really means -- hopefully before the final exam!

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    23,090
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    14/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    33
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    9
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    The U.S. thought at first it was something that spread like H1N1, but something more severe brought in from another country--that it was something that could be fixed...They were so, so wrong. It became widely spread around the planet and you had to move out of Houston since the Corrupted wandered into town. That was thirty days ago.

    Thirty days and death is still new to you.

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    English
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    42,904
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    12
    Kudos:
    43
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    9
    Hits:
    675
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    A strange poem that popped into my head.

    Trigger warning: strange words, no specific ship, blood bashing, character bashing, romance, freeform.

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    296
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    42
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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

    Or:

    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    4,260
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    565
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    Even when you're fighting off inhuman beings, even when you have to fend for yourself, or even if you're one of them yourself, you are absolutely certain of one thing during an apocalypse: no one wants to be alone.

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    48,992
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    9/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    32
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    425
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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    270,990
    Chapters:
    50/?
    Comments:
    44
    Kudos:
    87
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    3159
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    Terezi had never anticipated the move. She loved her house in the woods. However, when her mother made up her mind, there was absolutely no changing it. Now, she's starting a new year at a new (public) school and she is terrified of everything. How on Earth is this homeschooled, blind girl going to manage something new?

    (From Terezi's POV, unless started otherwise at the top of the chapter. )

    Language:
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    7,453
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    263
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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

    Series
    • Part 1 of C&V
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    Chapters:
    34/?
    Comments:
    282
    Kudos:
    369
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    53
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    8498
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    And so begins the tale of a war that wrapped the earth in flames.

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    11,496
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    2
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    12
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    207
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    In the aftermath of Sburb and Sgrub, Children and trolls alike are forced to come to terms with their new lives in a world that is unaware of their sacrifice.

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    83,679
    Chapters:
    22/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1896
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    john and rose and jade and dave fall in love slowly, like the way the sink faucet drips when some asshole doesn’t twist the knob all the way

    Language:
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    27,252
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    100
    Bookmarks:
    17
    Hits:
    1386
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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

    Series
    Language:
    English
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    17,862
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    802
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    Dave Strider was once a stoic, calm, merman with many friends. Now he's a stoic, frantic, human who gets panic attacks when he goes into the water.

    Jade harley can't help but love him. He doesn't love her.

    Rose Lalonde once had a beautiful tail, and now she is part octopus, but she doesn't blame John.

    Jake gets up early on the weekends to meet his boyfriend because thats the only time the tide will allow him to do so.

    John and Terezi meet up with a certain Karkat Vantas, betraying what their entire race.

    This is Merstuck.

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    2,015
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    11
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    1
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    312
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    For various reasons John finds himself confronted with various Lalonde tits. All the tits.

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    2,438
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    470
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    Life is a game. Now John, Rose, Dave, Jade, and all the others will fight for their survival to see if they're worthy of playing.

    Battlestuck is a fanfiction that takes the cast of Homestuck (all humanstuck) and transplants them into the setting of the series Battle Royale. The premise: a high school class is trapped on an island, each assigned weapons and supplies. The only way to leave the island is to kill your fellow classmate until you are the last one standing.

    Graphic violence and character death to follow, along with a mild amount of sexuality (no nudity, however.) You've been warned.

    For more battlestuck, give our tumblr a look at battlestuck.tumblr.com.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    117,600
    Chapters:
    34/36
    Comments:
    106
    Kudos:
    448
    Bookmarks:
    103
    Hits:
    15015
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    John gets kidnapped by Dave and his Bro, becoming the Strider family pet.

    Plot. Smut. Fluff? Characters. Plot twists. ect.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    45,388
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    190
    Kudos:
    324
    Bookmarks:
    49
    Hits:
    9219
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    Continuation of Little Talks

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    648
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    7
    Hits:
    149
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    John is a sophomore from Washington who has just recently moved to Houston, Texas and on his first day there, he gets beat up by a group of people and he notices a blonde stranger who was standing aside. Before he knows it, he's thinking about him and can't really stop.
    Dave is the mysterious cool kid at school, so cool that rumors surround him about his personal life. John, just by associating with him, gets sucked into his problems and Dave needs to find a way to help John. And from the day that he saw him, he's been formulating a crush on the blue-eyed boy that he can't deny.

    Jake and Dirk have been broken up for a few months now and despite either of their refusals, they both regret how it went down. They try time and time again to heal their relationship, but in reality it's just going downhill for the both of them. When things seem like they're going to be resolved, a problem arises.

    (I still haven't figured out if I want a happy ending for this)

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    36,006
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    1247

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