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    In the aftermath of Sburb and Sgrub, Children and trolls alike are forced to come to terms with their new lives in a world that is unaware of their sacrifice.

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    The Little Shop That Wasn't There Yesterday - "You know the place. It was a vacant lot when you went by this time yesterday. It'll probably be a vacant lot again this time tomorrow but right now, there's a shop there that looks like it came out of Charles Dickens — or maybe H.P. Lovecraft. If you go inside, you'll find a quirky old shopkeeper who has any number of potentially magical — and potentially inconvenient — artifacts available for sale. Cheap. Today only. Just for you.
    Just don't expect a liberal returns policy."

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    Alternate title: Six Times John Tried To Put It In Rose's Vagina (And One Time He Succeeded)

    EB: rose, i need help.
    EB: everyone is hot.
    TT: Oh, John.
    EB: what???
    TT: Welcome to your sex drive.
    TT: You're a few years late, but it's not a race.

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    Backstory for To by Too.

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    • Part 6 of 2x2
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    John falls in love with his new stepsister.

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    im gonna start puttin the short drabbles i write on request on here uwu

    pairings and tags will b added as the drabbles r

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    27/?
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    Not surprisingly, the supply of fit, sound of mind, willing siblings to pilot Jaegers is short. This is where academies designed to train new pilot candidates come in. Jade Harley, one of only 28 people to actually graduate from Pilot School in her year and be considered to pilot a Jaeger, has to learn people skills fast if she's going to be compatible enough with someone to actually pass above the other candidates and pilot a Jaeger. This isn't easy when most of her peers look down upon someone like her, who had to rely on good grades and dead parents (instead of money) to get into the academies in the first place. She tries her very best to be someone the other girls can like and maybe make a friend, but ends up getting an unexpected lesson on what companionship really means -- hopefully before the final exam!

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    25
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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

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    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    Remember when professional violinist Rose Lalonde played her first concert with her new accompanist/duet partner?

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    Remember when John asked Rose out with a trick?

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    (Formerly known as "The Problems of Grimdark")
    John Egbert meets a girl, she is what completes his group of friends. Soon though, things start to get out of hand for the gang and maybe a little messy. Depends on how well the U.S Government can handle it.

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    6/?
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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Mapple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tirant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    17
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    2
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    Post-Sburb. All the other kids have decided to revoke their God Tier, and memories of ever playing Sburb, all except John that is.

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    John Egbert is a doctor of psychology, and although he is new to this field, he has great potential. The South Boston Unilateral Rehabilitation Bureau recognizes this and offers him a job. Their hopes are to see if he's got what it takes to treat several unique patients: a group of teens who believe that they are not from this world and that they are playing a game that defies the laws of reality.

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    4/?
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    As the seasons cycle through, John Egbert faces increasingly bad luck of losing the people he's dating to space.

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    Based off that one tumblr post - http://pyralspi.tumblr.com/post/94111306502/so-there-was-this-otp-prompt

    Just a cute proposal fic.

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    The U.S. thought at first it was something that spread like H1N1, but something more severe brought in from another country--that it was something that could be fixed...They were so, so wrong. It became widely spread around the planet and you had to move out of Houston since the Corrupted wandered into town. That was thirty days ago.

    Thirty days and death is still new to you.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Life is a battle for survival as nature claims its world back.
    Crap summary but this takes place in the same world as The Last of Us. It follows the lives of the Homestuck cast as they fight the hordes of Cordyceps infected and make and break bonds between each other. I promise some fight scenes, bloody and gross, and some real romance-in-the-apocalypse heart breaks.

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    The shower being too cold is the least of John Egbert's worries on his 19th birthday, when a blue alien appears out of nowhere with a strange request.

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    8/?
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