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    Jonathan knows he will eventually need to lead Lowas, but he still doesn't know how.

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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    In a world full of demons, monsters, hunters, and humans, danger is around very corner. So when the hunter Jade Harley falls in love with a demon, she's sure she'll get her heart broken, or worse, ripped out.

    In a world full of horror, strife, and dejection, the demon Dave Strider is alone. So when he falls in love with that mysterious hunter from the pier, he's sure he'll get a bullet to the chest.

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    A collection of drabbles, one-shots, ficlets, and fluff that I write based on prompts given to me by people who are an easy "five out of five hats", hands down, no questions asked. Follow along as John and Rose grapple with early love, as Dave bickers with his drift partner whilst piloting a Jaeger, and as Jade concocts the perfect plan to save Christmas. Possibly more to come. If you have an idea for a prompt, message me on tumblr "mlp-mike" or drop a comment!

    Thanks for reading.
    - Mike

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    "Heeeeeyyyyy Rose," you grin sheepishly at her and she stands in place, her arms crossed as black blood drips off of her combat knife.

    "Why do you insist on getting yourself into these situations, John? I swear, you and Jade have a knack for almost dying and scaring the shit out of everyone. It must be genetic."

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    Terezi had never anticipated the move. She loved her house in the woods. However, when her mother made up her mind, there was absolutely no changing it. Now, she's starting a new year at a new (public) school and she is terrified of everything. How on Earth is this homeschooled, blind girl going to manage something new?

    (From Terezi's POV, unless started otherwise at the top of the chapter. )

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    Six students start a club where they write down the names of people they wish to kill, but never take any of it into action. However, one student writes down their own name and suddenly everyone is worried of losing them.

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    Here are all of my scripts created for Homesmut Voices, Smutstuck Voices, and Homefuck Voices. These were made to be voiced by actors on smut blogs and edited to include sound effects. As such, they include sound direction, actor emotion cues, and other (sometimes silly) notes in parenthesis. Enjoy!

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    THIS IS MY VENTING ON THE COMMUNITY BECAUSE MY SHIPS ARE SUBMARINES.
    I am taking requests if anyone feels my pain as well. I will not diss any crack ships but I only do fluff. No lemons.

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    A dream is a wish your heart makes
    when you're fast asleep.

     

    What do an extractor on the run, a concert pianist, and a girl with many names have in common?

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    john and rose and jade and dave fall in love slowly, like the way the sink faucet drips when some asshole doesn’t twist the knob all the way

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    It's been five years since the living dead rose from their graves and consumed Earth's population, and in those five long years Jade Harley has made a life for herself on her Island- albeit a very lonely one. When the first boat of survivors Jade's ever seen arrives on her doorstep, her quiet, solitary existence is shattered forever. As more survivors arrive, Jade must make a choice; Fight for her life, or flee into the unknown. Will Jade escape with her friends safely, or will she find herself alone in the ruins of a dead society?

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

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    In one night, everything changed. Fire fell from the sky like rain, and demons, vampires, and undead what-have-you rose from the depths of what one could call hell. The world was no longer ruled by humanity. You may have been turned into a demon on the night of the fall. You may have been bitten by a vampire or a zombie and changed into one of their kin. Or are you a survivor?

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    In an ordinary highschool, a multitude of homestuck characters have angsty teenage moments and everybody is connected, even if they don't know it.

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    Rose Lalonde is a sheltered, spoiled, somewhat damaged kid.

    She really needs to see the light.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you don't know how your life ended up like this, well you do, but you like to pretend that you don't....

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    Under the clouds and lunar gaze,

    Two kingdoms rule beneath the waves.

    With castles, kings and armies each,

    Neither dares go beyond the Reach.


    Fathomless depths and creatures wild,

    A vast expanse; a world defiled.

    All who go, no matter how swift,

    Are forever lost to the endless Rift.


    Heed the warning, all must know:

    Beyond the Reach lies endless woe.

    A message to all, and those beguiled:

    Beware the ones who lurk below.



    Inspired by the incredible artwork of Ikimaru and her fantastic interpretation of the Merstuck AU! Check out her amazing work here:

    ikimaru.tumblr.com

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    Calliope and Caliborn are pretty much your ordinary neighborhood aliens, mocked for not being human but otherwise living on just fine. However, this is about to change as four long-term friends enter the scene, followed by another man, seemingly a full-time Internet resident. Suffice to say, he has been holding a dark secret concerning them all. Notices about the story are inside.

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    John gets kidnapped by Dave and his Bro, becoming the Strider family pet.

    Plot. Smut. Fluff? Characters. Plot twists. ect.

    STORY HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED.

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