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    Eight gods have been forgotten by mortals. In the twenty first century, they struggle to remain undetected while also taking twelve new gods under their wings. Unfortunately, these new gods are teenagers with family, hopes, and dreams. And big tempers.

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    Your name is John Egbert. And you may be in love with a Seer.

    This would normally be fine, except that you don't quite know how to tell her.

    And that's probably the least of your concerns.

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    The summoning spell was supposed to pull some dark servant from the depths of the Void to be her new familiar. Unfortunately, when you do it wrong, it's easy to get something completely different - even a sky spirit.

    A weirdly-human-looking, kind of obnoxious sky spirit at that. But as a novice witch, Rose has to take all the help she can get...

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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    Will add pairings as I go on.

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    A short fluff !

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    John was sweet and innocent- it was no surprise they loved him. Jade and Rose have no problems sharing, because that's what friends do, but Dave was always overly possessive of him, and that may well ruin everything...

    In which Dave and his Trickster self find they have something in common, Jade and Rose want to keep John safe, and John just wants to be with the ones he loves most.

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    1/?
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    Rose's neighbor is annoying and loud. And quite adorable. Maybe a lot.

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    1/1
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    Rose visits John on his birthday. They bake a cake and talk about feelings and stuff.

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    1/?
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    8
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    1
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    Anonymous asked: Rose growing a cat tail and ears, and then becoming johns pet

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    1/1
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    7
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    It's hard being a teenage werewolf in high school, it's hard and only your banshee best friend understands.
    (Teen Wolf/Homestuck AU)

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    3/?
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    The land of the trolls, the Empire of Alternia, is ruled by the sacred hemospectrum. Once, they were under the thrall of a wicked empress who was guarded by a monster that lurked in the deep sea. This changed with the dawning of the Age of the Signless Sufferer, whose visions of paradise, truth, and mercy led to her downfall and reversed the hemospectrum, so that the pious scarlet blooded trolls could rule over the land and all the blood colors under it.

    Centuries later, Kankri Vantas rules Alternia, and desires a mate who bears the same blood color as he. This leads him to choose a human duke as his consort. But Duke David Strider, called Dave, gives his heart to a porter of the lowest blood, a quick witted troll named Eridan Ampora.

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    3/?
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    John Egbert is not Rose Lalonde's girlfriend, nor is he Joanmarie Egbert—he is her boyfriend, John Egbert, and she loves every inch of him, from head to toe.

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    Several months after saving humanity using the power of their Personas, Dave Strider and his friends John, Rose, and Jade are on their way to Japan to be officially inducted into the paranormal investigation unit known only as the Shadow Operatives. Along the way, however, they find themselves trapped in the realm of the Velvet Room and faced with a new challenge; take on each other and their former comrades in a fighting tournament taking place on the massive 'Velvet Tower', where the winner is granted a wish of their choosing!

    However, dark forces, as always, are behind the orchestrators of the tournament. It's up to Dave and the other Persona users to solve the mystery of the Velvet Tower and prevent the destruction of humanity once more.

    (Sequel to Shin Megami Tensei: Personastuck.)

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    13/?
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    The story of several soldiers, who defeated the Ballas, the Vagos, and of a long-standing feud.

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    7/?
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    Understanding the nature of one's urges for the first time is complicated. But it's less complicated when everyone has their soulmate's fingerprints tattooed on their arm.

    Some people search their whole lives for the owners of these faint impressions. But not you. No, you are Rose Lalonde, and you trust that you are destined to meet this person. As everything in this hell game is destined.

    Okay, maybe you search a little.

    Rose: Go dark.

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    « Tout avait l'air normal au premier abord : les humains d'un côté, les trolls de l'autre. C'est toujours comme ça lorsque les personnes sont incapables d'accepter les différences des autres. Mais il suffit d'un petit accident, un minuscule, pour rapprocher des personnes qui, jusqu'ici, semblaient n'avoir rien en commun. Après tout, ne sommes-nous pas tous différents ? Alors pourquoi refuser obstinément de vivre ensemble ? »

    ~Extrait n°1, Journal de Rose~

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    Now, you knew his singing was quite hilarious, but watching him dance was a whole new level to humour. He was moving his slim body to the beat of the music, and, oh, what a sight to behold! You wanted to throw a bouquet of roses at your performer and clap for a wonderful performance, but you don’t. Instead, you laugh. Loudly.

    Before you could catch yourself, the music quickly shuts off (along with his singing), and here you are, laughing at a complete stranger.

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    They say three times is the charm and you guess they may be right.
    You fall in love three times.

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    Self indulgent Beta OT4 oneshot featuring depressed!John

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    John Egbert had been living a normal life, or so he thought. When his best friend kidnaps him and turns him into his family pet, John realizes his entire life may have been a lie as he struggles to handle the emotional toll of being a toy and trying to keep his last shreds of humanity.

    (Smut, plot, smut, smut, plot twists and more smut.)

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    48,347
    Chapters:
    20/?
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    Rose decides that the best way to come to terms with her feelings for John is to do that while he's sitting two feet away, enjoying Nic Cage's airplane antics.

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    1/1
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    3
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    18
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    2
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    286

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