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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    In the aftermath of Sburb and Sgrub, Children and trolls alike are forced to come to terms with their new lives in a world that is unaware of their sacrifice.

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    Not surprisingly, the supply of fit, sound of mind, willing siblings to pilot Jaegers is short. This is where academies designed to train new pilot candidates come in. Jade Harley, one of only 28 people to actually graduate from Pilot School in her year and be considered to pilot a Jaeger, has to learn people skills fast if she's going to be compatible enough with someone to actually pass above the other candidates and pilot a Jaeger. This isn't easy when most of her peers look down upon someone like her, who had to rely on good grades and dead parents (instead of money) to get into the academies in the first place. She tries her very best to be someone the other girls can like and maybe make a friend, but ends up getting an unexpected lesson on what companionship really means -- hopefully before the final exam!

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    The Little Shop That Wasn't There Yesterday - "You know the place. It was a vacant lot when you went by this time yesterday. It'll probably be a vacant lot again this time tomorrow but right now, there's a shop there that looks like it came out of Charles Dickens — or maybe H.P. Lovecraft. If you go inside, you'll find a quirky old shopkeeper who has any number of potentially magical — and potentially inconvenient — artifacts available for sale. Cheap. Today only. Just for you.
    Just don't expect a liberal returns policy."

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    John falls in love with his new stepsister.

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    im gonna start puttin the short drabbles i write on request on here uwu

    pairings and tags will b added as the drabbles r

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    Remember when professional violinist Rose Lalonde played her first concert with her new accompanist/duet partner?

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    Remember when John asked Rose out with a trick?

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    (Formerly known as "The Problems of Grimdark")
    John Egbert meets a girl, she is what completes his group of friends. Soon though, things start to get out of hand for the gang and maybe a little messy. Depends on how well the U.S Government can handle it.

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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Mapple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tirant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    The U.S. thought at first it was something that spread like H1N1, but something more severe brought in from another country--that it was something that could be fixed...They were so, so wrong. It became widely spread around the planet and you had to move out of Houston since the Corrupted wandered into town. That was thirty days ago.

    Thirty days and death is still new to you.

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    Life is a battle for survival as nature claims its world back.
    Crap summary but this takes place in the same world as The Last of Us. It follows the lives of the Homestuck cast as they fight the hordes of Cordyceps infected and make and break bonds between each other. I promise some fight scenes, bloody and gross, and some real romance-in-the-apocalypse heart breaks.

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    The shower being too cold is the least of John Egbert's worries on his 19th birthday, when a blue alien appears out of nowhere with a strange request.

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    John is a sophomore from Washington who has just recently moved to Houston, Texas and on his first day there, he gets beat up by a group of people and he notices a blonde stranger who was standing aside. Before he knows it, he's thinking about him and can't really stop.
    Dave is the mysterious cool kid at school, so cool that rumors surround him about his personal life. John, just by associating with him, gets sucked into his problems and Dave needs to find a way to help John. And from the day that he saw him, he's been formulating a crush on the blue-eyed boy that he can't deny.

    Jake and Dirk have been broken up for a few months now and despite either of their refusals, they both regret how it went down. They try time and time again to heal their relationship, but in reality it's just going downhill for the both of them. When things seem like they're going to be resolved, a problem arises.

    (I still haven't figured out if I want a happy ending for this)

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    Kanaya doesn't care for Rose's new boyfriend and is a little bit hurt that she's not the center of Rose's affections. Regardless, she goes to study in the library and is accompanied by Roxy, who manages to keep things interesting.

    At least, that's how things start.

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    Life is a game. Now John, Rose, Dave, Jade, and all the others will fight for their survival to see if they're worthy of playing.

    Battlestuck is a fanfiction that takes the cast of Homestuck (all humanstuck) and transplants them into the setting of the series Battle Royale. The premise: a high school class is trapped on an island, each assigned weapons and supplies. The only way to leave the island is to kill your fellow classmate until you are the last one standing.

    Graphic violence and character death to follow, along with a mild amount of sexuality (no nudity, however.) You've been warned.

    For more battlestuck, give our tumblr a look at battlestuck.tumblr.com.

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    when the release of a new game and console is rumoured, 4 friends marathon as many mmorpg games as they can to ready themselves for the new game. little did they know it was to be a virtual reality game, little did anyone know of how dangerous it was.

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    3/?
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    The beta trolls and kids are invited to a party, but it takes a sinister turn as they are trapped inside and the only one with the key has been killed!

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