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    And so begins the tale of a war that wrapped the earth in flames.

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    In the aftermath of Sburb and Sgrub, Children and trolls alike are forced to come to terms with their new lives in a world that is unaware of their sacrifice.

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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    48/?
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    14/?
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    14
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    Terezi had never anticipated the move. She loved her house in the woods. However, when her mother made up her mind, there was absolutely no changing it. Now, she's starting a new year at a new (public) school and she is terrified of everything. How on Earth is this homeschooled, blind girl going to manage something new?

    (From Terezi's POV, unless started otherwise at the top of the chapter. )

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    john and rose and jade and dave fall in love slowly, like the way the sink faucet drips when some asshole doesn’t twist the knob all the way

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: Act 3 will begin shortly.

    Series
    • Part 1 of C&V
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    33/?
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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    10/?
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    2
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    Dave Strider was once a stoic, calm, merman with many friends. Now he's a stoic, frantic, human who gets panic attacks when he goes into the water.

    Jade harley can't help but love him. He doesn't love her.

    Rose Lalonde once had a beautiful tail, and now she is part octopus, but she doesn't blame John.

    Jake gets up early on the weekends to meet his boyfriend because thats the only time the tide will allow him to do so.

    John and Terezi meet up with a certain Karkat Vantas, betraying what their entire race.

    This is Merstuck.

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    Even when you're fighting off inhuman beings, even when you have to fend for yourself, or even if you're one of them yourself, you are absolutely certain of one thing during an apocalypse: no one wants to be alone.

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    The U.S. thought at first it was something that spread like H1N1, but something more severe brought in from another country--that it was something that could be fixed...They were so, so wrong. It became widely spread around the planet and you had to move out of Houston since the Corrupted wandered into town. That was thirty days ago.

    Thirty days and death is still new to you.

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    9/?
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    For various reasons John finds himself confronted with various Lalonde tits. All the tits.

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    Life is a game. Now John, Rose, Dave, Jade, and all the others will fight for their survival to see if they're worthy of playing.

    Battlestuck is a fanfiction that takes the cast of Homestuck (all humanstuck) and transplants them into the setting of the series Battle Royale. The premise: a high school class is trapped on an island, each assigned weapons and supplies. The only way to leave the island is to kill your fellow classmate until you are the last one standing.

    Graphic violence and character death to follow, along with a mild amount of sexuality (no nudity, however.) You've been warned.

    For more battlestuck, give our tumblr a look at battlestuck.tumblr.com.

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    John gets kidnapped by Dave and his Bro, becoming the Strider family pet.

    Plot. Smut. Fluff? Characters. Plot twists. ect.

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    18/?
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    Continuation of Little Talks

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    1/1
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    2
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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

    Or:

    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    4/?
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    10
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    6
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    John is a sophomore from Washington who has just recently moved to Houston, Texas and on his first day there, he gets beat up by a group of people and he notices a blonde stranger who was standing aside. Before he knows it, he's thinking about him and can't really stop.
    Dave is the mysterious cool kid at school, so cool that rumors surround him about his personal life. John, just by associating with him, gets sucked into his problems and Dave needs to find a way to help John. And from the day that he saw him, he's been formulating a crush on the blue-eyed boy that he can't deny.

    Jake and Dirk have been broken up for a few months now and despite either of their refusals, they both regret how it went down. They try time and time again to heal their relationship, but in reality it's just going downhill for the both of them. When things seem like they're going to be resolved, a problem arises.

    (I still haven't figured out if I want a happy ending for this)

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    13/?
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    (Formerly known as "The Problems of Grimdark")
    John Egbert meets a girl, she is what completes his group of friends. Soon though, things start to get out of hand for the gang and maybe a little messy. Depends on how well the U.S Government can handle it.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
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    4
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    35
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    3
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    Several months after saving humanity using the power of their Personas, Dave Strider and his friends John, Rose, and Jade are on their way to Japan to be officially inducted into the paranormal investigation unit known only as the Shadow Operatives. Along the way, however, they find themselves trapped in the realm of the Velvet Room and faced with a new challenge; take on each other and their former comrades in a fighting tournament taking place on the massive 'Velvet Tower', where the winner is granted a wish of their choosing!

    However, dark forces, as always, are behind the orchestrators of the tournament. It's up to Dave and the other Persona users to solve the mystery of the Velvet Tower and prevent the destruction of humanity once more.

    (Sequel to Shin Megami Tensei: Personastuck.)

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    English
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    5,662
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
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    19
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    6
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    432
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    (Team Gamzee♣Rose♣Terezi)
    Collection of bonus round fills.

    (Warning: Only triggers in the HSWC Content Tags list are mentioned - others may be accidentally left out.)

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    30/30
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    1
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    17
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