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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    39/?
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    While taking a walk in the woods, Dave came across a person who seemed to be more animal than man. He found that Gamzee had grown up in these dense woods, alone, with nothing but the wilderness around him. As a result, he knows no english, no normal customs such as eating with a fork, bathing, ect. Dave thinks he can train him. Whether Gamzee wants to or not. The problem is, his roomates.

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    8/?
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    28
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    80
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    8
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    1175
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    Almost immediately after entering the game of SBURB, John Egbert is whisked away by Vriska Serket on a dangerous mission to kill Jack Noir. What follows is a twisting tale of sloppy rescue missions, brain washed brothers, alien prom rituals, romantic confusion, alternate dimensions, and time travel shenanigans. Needless to say, John has a hard time keeping it all straight in his head.

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    66/?
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    91
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    132
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    18
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    You smile for a while and then you realize. The realization smacks you hard in the face, as if it was a boss linch, and you were still that scrawny kid who could barely lift a hammer.

    It was a simple fact.

     

    You are an immortal god that is eternally young, but Rose, and the others, revoked this trait to become mortal. She is only a mortal human who ages.

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    Chapters:
    4/4
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    5
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    4
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    1
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    199
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    When Karkat Vantas decides to flee the Alternian Empire, he finds his friends more than willing to escape with him. But their flight goes horribly wrong when they crash land on Earth. Now, with government agent Scratch and his agency the Felt on their tails, a group of twelve trolls must now flee their pursuers, find safe haven on a foreign planet, gather their friends together, and somehow find their way off of the planet, before it tears them apart for good.

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    74,956
    Chapters:
    21/?
    Comments:
    67
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    120
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    19
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    3050
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    It's hard being a teenage werewolf in high school, it's hard and only your banshee best friend understands.
    (Teen Wolf/Homestuck AU)

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    John returns to home to realize the unthinkable has happened, Karkat returns to work, Dave gives Karkat an ultimatum about the future, and Terezi initiates about investigation. Just another weekend in the park really.

    Takes place immediately after "the egbert horror".

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    12,526
    Chapters:
    4/4
    Comments:
    9
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    24
    Hits:
    240
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    Sometimes, actions do speak louder than words. Even (especially?) when you're Rose Lalonde.

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    1,188
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    3
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    55
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    When the monsters came from the depths, Jade lost the only guardians she had ever known. Now she's a Ranger in training, sworn to prevent the same tragedy that befell her tiny family from happening to anyone else's, but she's years too late to save the Striders'.

    When the monsters came from the depths, they sank Dave's dreams to the bottom of the ocean with his brothers' Jager. Now he teaches what he can't do. He may be Jade's trainer, but he's the one who has the most to learn.

    When the monsters came from the depths, they made two people grow into adults when they should have been kids. Now they're broken, halved from their purpose, with nobody to pick up the pieces but themselves.

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    20/?
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    12
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    1111
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    Terezi had never anticipated the move. She loved her house in the woods. However, when her mother made up her mind, there was absolutely no changing it. Now, she's starting a new year at a new (public) school and she is terrified of everything. How on Earth is this homeschooled, blind girl going to manage something new?

    (From Terezi's POV, unless started otherwise at the top of the chapter. )

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    10/?
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    18
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    Life is a game. Now John, Rose, Dave, Jade, and all the others will fight for their survival to see if they're worthy of playing.

    Battlestuck is a fanfiction that takes the cast of Homestuck (all humanstuck) and transplants them into the setting of the series Battle Royale. The premise: a high school class is trapped on an island, each assigned weapons and supplies. The only way to leave the island is to kill your fellow classmate until you are the last one standing.

    Graphic violence and character death to follow, along with a mild amount of sexuality (no nudity, however.) You've been warned.

    For more battlestuck, give our tumblr a look at battlestuck.tumblr.com.

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    122,449
    Chapters:
    35/36
    Comments:
    111
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    474
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    103
    Hits:
    15745
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    Once upon a time in the land of Skaia there was a witch named Rose Lalonde. She was the greatest witch ever. Of all time. But when darkness threatens to take over the world, she is put to the ultimate test and must embark on a quest of epic proportions to defeat the Four Evil Mages. Along the way she meets some cool people, blows some stuff up, and maybe finds love.

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    56,438
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    26
    Kudos:
    54
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    9
    Hits:
    1169
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    Calliope and Caliborn are pretty much your ordinary neighborhood aliens, mocked for not being human but otherwise living on just fine. However, this is about to change as four long-term friends enter the scene, followed by another man, seemingly a full-time Internet resident. Suffice to say, he has been holding a dark secret concerning them all. Notices about the story are inside.

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    English
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    79,145
    Chapters:
    73/91
    Comments:
    12
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    25
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    1
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    636
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    Grab your M1, boy, you're heading to war.

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    6/?
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    7
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    15
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    1
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    What would have happened if John's game had not worked on John's computer, and simply crashed? This story explores that idea, and shows the extent parents will go to to do what's best for their children.

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    5/?
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    2
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    13
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    1
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    238
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    In an ordinary highschool, a multitude of homestuck characters have angsty teenage moments and everybody is connected, even if they don't know it.

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    12,061
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    8/?
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    5
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    29
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    3
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    479
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    Terezi is one of the game survivors after her session was won and her friends were saved. She is also one of the many still having nightmares. Maybe some care and a romcom can help her through a particularly bad night?

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    1/1
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    14
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    120
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    559
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    76
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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

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    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    English
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    6,706
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    23
    Kudos:
    54
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    8
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    924
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    A fanadventure ft. dead people. (And the people who see them. You might catch a few of those, too.)

    Updates Tuesdays and Saturdays on Placebound!

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,622
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    4
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    71

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