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Thanks to the machinations of Roxy Lalonde the group is once again embroiled in a game of strip poker...this time with a twist! Who will win? Who will lose? Find out, as another chapter in the saga begins.
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The sequel to Devour. You should probably read that first. Now it's Dave's turn to enter the fold and gain freaky new Demon powers.
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- Part 2 of Darkstuck
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When the discovery of a stolen cache of nuclear warheads comes to light, no law organization in the world is prepared to retaliate. All the nations of the world teeter on the brink of war, and only one man can save the day.
The only problem? They all want him dead.
Betrayed by the woman he trusted. Blamed for a crime he didn't commit. Wanted by the organization he called home. Now dashing ex-spy Dave Strider and sexy outlaw Vriska Serket must survive in a world where to do the right thing might cost more then they ever imagined.
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- Part 3 of BONDSTUCK
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Your name is Rose Lalonde, and you have three years' worth of birthday presents to give to a certain friendleader.
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Nepeta gets a weird feeling from one of the trolls after the game is won and she needs to talk to someone about it. Someone she can trust, Kanaya the rainbowdrinker. But as she is being helped can she she help the shy jadeblood come out of her shell and find someone who deserves her. Not an Alternate Universe fic, but it is after the kids won the game.
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John is truly the best there is when it comes to pranks. This time, his victim is Rose Lalonde. Again. It's weird how her Seer of Light powers don't help her at all when it comes to getting pranked...
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'Just like the train I gotta catch,
Just like that song I can't finish
It's the mistake I won't regret.
You'll be my friend; I just haven't made you yet.'Fate has a funny way of digging up the past you thought you'd rather forget. The past and all the useless psychology facts that you are probably never going to use in your life.
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Atrophy.
Verb.
‘To waste away; wither or deteriorate.’
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When John Egbert passes out in a dark alleyway, he awakens with strange new powers. As he struggles to come to terms with them, he realizes that he is being hunted by a strange organization called the Felt. In the search for answers, who will live and who will die?
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- Part 1 of Darkstuck
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It’s funny that the language of the wind is the Eldritch tongue and that Rose is the only one on Earth who can understand you.
Ha Ha.
Hee Hee.
Hoo Hoo.What a fucking riot.
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Written for chocolate and cunnilingus day, and also for Liz who loves grimdorks and Regency AUs
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When you were young, you picked the color lavender for yourself. You enjoyed your dancing, your violin lessons. When you were young, girls and boys were never that different and you never noticed anything wrong.
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- Part 3 of Transstuck
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Four kids who have known each other through the Internet since they were thirteen, for four years, finally meet for the first time in a sleepover that lasts three days and three nights. Emotions, hormones, and feelings all come to a head as they try to fit everything they can into those three nights. Each kid spends each night with a different person, and each night, their life is changed forever. This is the story. This is The Sleepover.
This is a ten-part Homestuck fanfiction, which was borne from the concept of pairing each of the four “beta kids” (John, Rose, Dave, Jade) with each other, which constitutes six pairings across three nights. Some of the chapters are explicitly sexual, some are not.
Technically, it takes place in an AU in which SBURB does not exist, and the characters have aged to around 17. References to Homestuck canon can be found throughout the work, if you look closely enough.
IMPORTANT: The chapter list has the names of which pairing a given chapter is devoted to in parentheses next to it. If you're here for a specific pairing, feel free to read that chapter on its own, but I encourage you to read the entire story.
Comments and criticism greatly appreciated. Thanks for reading.
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Rose Lalonde has a wall up against her emotions. She never truly laughs or smiles. This will have to change.
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John teases far more than he should.
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I took Homestuck pairing requests on Tumblr. The results are of varying quality.
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Dave Strider is kicked out of his apartment at the tender age of 17 when he tells his bro that he's gay. He then proceeds to hop from one friend's house to the next until he finds the right fit for now.
More relationships to be announced as the story prgresses.
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The snow continues to fall, covering their footsteps and filling the tracks they’ve made by rolling down hills and indulging Jade’s incredibly silly (But stupidly cute, though he'd never dare say it) insistence that they make snow angels pretty much everywhere. Dave can’t remember the last time he laughed so hard.
For the first time in a long time, he’s pretty sure things are going to turn out okay.Learning to live the normal life they won together is harder than first expected. Post-Sburb angst and something-ever-afters.
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An Exploration Of The Many Things That It Would Be A Bad Idea To Mention Around The Happily-Married Striders by Signel_chan
Homestuck
25 Mar 2012
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Imagine a perfectly disfunctional couple: the husband, working hard to provide for his wife by working at probably the worst job in existence, but he still works there because he loves his woman; the wife, blind and pregnant, sitting at home trying to not find the alcohol she knows is hidden somewhere in the apartment that the money her husband makes barely can afford.
Yeah, this story is about them and the things that should not be mentioned around either of them.Series
- Part 2 of A Day In The Life Of...
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The God Tiered kids and trolls gather for a rambunctious night of strip poker. Cards will be played, clothing will be removed, dares will be performed and many a good time will be had by all.