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    Now, you knew his singing was quite hilarious, but watching him dance was a whole new level to humour. He was moving his slim body to the beat of the music, and, oh, what a sight to behold! You wanted to throw a bouquet of roses at your performer and clap for a wonderful performance, but you don’t. Instead, you laugh. Loudly.

    Before you could catch yourself, the music quickly shuts off (along with his singing), and here you are, laughing at a complete stranger.

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    The summoning spell was supposed to pull some dark servant from the depths of the Void to be her new familiar. Unfortunately, when you do it wrong, it's easy to get something completely different - even a sky spirit.

    A weirdly-human-looking, kind of obnoxious sky spirit at that. But as a novice witch, Rose has to take all the help she can get...

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    They say three times is the charm and you guess they may be right.
    You fall in love three times.

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    Self indulgent Beta OT4 oneshot featuring depressed!John

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    John Egbert had been living a normal life, or so he thought. When his best friend kidnaps him and turns him into his family pet, John realizes his entire life may have been a lie as he struggles to handle the emotional toll of being a toy and trying to keep his last shreds of humanity.

    (Smut, plot, smut, smut, plot twists and more smut.)

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    Rose decides that the best way to come to terms with her feelings for John is to do that while he's sitting two feet away, enjoying Nic Cage's airplane antics.

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    The land of the trolls, the Empire of Alternia, is ruled by the sacred hemospectrum. Once, they were under the thrall of a wicked empress who was guarded by a monster that lurked in the deep sea. This changed with the dawning of the Age of the Signless Sufferer, whose visions of paradise, truth, and mercy led to her downfall and reversed the hemospectrum, so that the pious scarlet blooded trolls could rule over the land and all the blood colors under it.

    Centuries later, Kankri Vantas rules Alternia, and desires a mate who bears the same blood color as he. This leads him to choose a human duke as his consort. But Duke David Strider, called Dave, gives his heart to a porter of the lowest blood, a quick witted troll named Eridan Ampora.

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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    Will add pairings as I go on.

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    « Tout avait l'air normal au premier abord : les humains d'un côté, les trolls de l'autre. C'est toujours comme ça lorsque les personnes sont incapables d'accepter les différences des autres. Mais il suffit d'un petit accident, un minuscule, pour rapprocher des personnes qui, jusqu'ici, semblaient n'avoir rien en commun. Après tout, ne sommes-nous pas tous différents ? Alors pourquoi refuser obstinément de vivre ensemble ? »

    ~Extrait n°1, Journal de Rose~

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    Los reinos de Prospit y Derse habían sido bendecidos con dos pares de mellizos. Un varón y una dama para cada reino.
    A pesar de que esto abría la posibilidad de dos matrimonios concertados que cerrarían finalmente las brechas entre ambos reinos, los dirigentes no estaban interesados, pues habían persistirían los diversos prejuicios contra el reino vecino.
    Que si los Dersitanos hacían magia negra y se ponían en contacto con entidades del vacío, que si los Prospitanos eran unos paletos más bastos que un arao…
    Algunos tenían un poquito de verdad, para ser justos.

    O la historia de cuatro herederos que se ven envueltos en un lío por motivos del corazón
    (And if you're interested in an English version, hit me up with a comment!)

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    Your name is John Egbert. And you may be in love with a Seer.

    This would normally be fine, except that you don't quite know how to tell her.

    And that's probably the least of your concerns.

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    Basically short/long one-shot fan fics I decided to hoard here.
    Mostly because I love John too much for my own good and decided to crack ship him for fun.
    Possible smut.
    Mostly fluffs I think.
    Possible sadstuck.

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    13/?
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    Неизвестно, кто сказал, что людям будет просто разобраться с тролльей романтикой, но он был лживым лгуном, который соврал. Спустя года после окончания SBURB Джон и Роуз обнаруживают, что им тяжело смириться с тем фактом, что их девушки регулярно устраивают секс из ненависти друг к другу, выгоняя людей на время Чёрной Романтики. Джон и Роуз пытаются найти способ сжиться с этим, пока Джейд не даёт совет, который может значительно облегчить положение для них обоих... Иногда для того, чтобы отношения работали, нужно немного нарушить правила.

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    “There’s not a she,” he told her, “It’s… It’s a he.”

    Rose blinked at Dave. Puzzle pieces were falling into place. She restrained herself from looking over at John. Holy shit. No wonder they did it together. They weren’t coincidentally leaving both of them for no reason, they were-

    “I’m leaving you for John.”

    There was a full moment of quiet at the table before Jade exclaimed, at the near top of her lungs, “Are you fucking kidding me?”

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    John and Rose sneak away to an upstairs bedroom in the middle of a party for some quality time.

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    The story focuses on Rose, who has single-handedly ruined her own life under the influences of alcohol, self-deprecation and loss. It’s after her only source of support leaves her that she grits her teeth and accepts that something ought to change. This isn't a story of being rescued, of knights in shining armor, of undeterred determination– rather, it's a story of recovery, of bittersweet amendments, and of the clumsy, beautiful thing called love.

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    alternatively: babies (assholes) growing up.

    dave falls in love with john but dates a million different people instead of him. john falls in love with dave but pretends that he doesn't. until he stops pretending.

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    Gamzee tries the same stupid idea as Coach Stopframe. Just like Orel, John is really innocent.

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    In this story we finally see what happened the night John proposed to Rose years ago. Or it isn't?

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    It's hard being a teenage werewolf in high school, it's hard and only your banshee best friend understands.
    (Teen Wolf/Homestuck AU)

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    A boy by the name of John Egbert moves to a town called Maple Valley. There he befriends a group of kids his age. Unbeknownst to him, they are supernatural entities from the days of old. A tyrant Lord from the medieval ages is trying to destroy the whole of reality. Join our ragtag group in an adventure unlike any other.

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    Chapters:
    18/?
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    109
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    50
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    9
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    2494

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