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Dave/Tavros ficlet, inspired by a writing prompt, DISCONTINUED INDEFINITELY
Dave thinks it would be pretty ironic if he gave Tavros a couple piercings. Tavros is more than willing to comply.
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In which Dad and Gamzee are still in love, Karkat, John and Sollux are in a clusterfuck of a quadrant arrangement, and reality is slowly caving in around them and the rest of the group. Also, sloppy makeouts.
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- Part 4 of The Dad Who Lived
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Fourways are Complicate OTL by DestielWincest, LightInTheAttic
Homestuck, MS Paint Adventures
18 Jun 2013
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"So how do we do this exactly?" John flushed, fidgeting in his place on his boyfriends lap. "I mean, do we say what we like or just figure it out?" Sollux shrugged. "Yeah, that'th pretty much what we were thinking." He grinned at how cute John looked. John flushed even redder, fisting a hand in Dave's godtier hoodie. "Oh. Well, I like biting." He said after a moment, mumbling it. Karkat raised an eyebrow, surprised. John was pretty much the spokesperson for vanilla. Dave smirked. "He likes being the one who does the biting." He corrected. "And he likes it when I beg." "Shut up." John hid his face against Dave's chest. "Really?" Karkat said, disbelieving that John was the one to top in that relationship. Dave snickered. "He's a dominant little shit once the pants are off." He pet John's hair absentmindedly.
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An audio recording of JumpingJackFlash's Menthol Cherry Red Streaming, MP3 & M4B [00:41:10]
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CG: THE INEVITABLE HAS OCCURRED.
CG: SOME MICROORGANISM ENDEMIC TO THIS FECULENTLY OVERCROWDED PLANET HAS MUTATED SUFFICIENTLY TO COLONIZE MY DEFENSELESS BLOODSTREAM.
CG: MIMICKING PRECISELY THE SCENARIO FROM THE HUMAN LITERARY CLASSIC ‘WAR OF THE WORLDS’
CG: EXCEPT THAT INSTEAD OF SAVING THE HUMANS FROM DESTRUCTION AT THE GRUESOME APPENDAGES OF MINDLESS GENOCIDAL MONSTERS, THIS HEROIC MICROBE HAS SAVED YOUR PATHETIC ASS FROM MY COMPAF;DS’
CG: COMPARATIVELY MILD WRATH AT YOUR COMPLETE FUCKING INABILITY TO EVER DO DISHES EVER.
CG: SO BASICALLY NOTHING LIKE THE BOOK AT ALL EXCEPT THAT I’M DISEASED. -
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John and Karkat are travelling a long distance by train. Karkat doesn't pay John enough attention, and John decides to change this fact.
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My Love For You Was Bulletproof But You're The One Who Shot Me by sylphofapathy
Homestuck
17 Jun 2013
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Karkat breaks up with John and he ends up turning to self harm because kk just becomes a huge asshole and tells john he's horrible and worthless. In this story, vriska is john's best friend at first, but kind of just forgets about him when she starts dating terezi, karkat's cousin. Not only that, but karkat and sollux also start dating shortly after him and john break up. This, in john's case, doesn't help. Rose and Jade try helping him with his self harm problem but it doesn't seem to work. John ends up attempting suicide and Dave admits that he's in love with him.
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On a rebooted Earth, trolls are servants to humans, contracting out their services in exchange for money and the comforts of life.
John doesn't remember the game, but Karkat does.
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John lives out his life in the clouds of Alternia collecting the souls of the dead and helping them move on as all angels do. As his targets decrease in age, so does his willingness to do his job. Is his new assignment, 15 year old Karkat Vantas, the last straw?
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Dirk likes to frequent a Jazz Club where Karkat works, where Jake just so happens to be performing and John hppens to be scouting for talent and playing piano. Dirk is lonely, Karkat's emotional, Jake's cute, John is stupidly persistent, and there's also some good music in between.
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The game has ended and the players are struggling with the new universe and how everything works.
The injuries of the game have healed and all who died in game have returned, including the pre-scratch trolls along with both Dads, Dave's bro and Rose's Mum.
The story is better than my summary I swear.
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Dave Strider is perfectly happy with being the designer of promotional materials and manager to his friend and now-considerably-famous magician, John Egbert. He's perfectly content with his small social bubble, and has no plans to expand or downsize it.
When his cousin decides that he's too introverted, however, she takes it upon herself to find him a new companion. After a bit of thought, she's paired you with someone by the name of Karkat Vantas.
Not surprisingly, Karkat's not too keen on this idea; needless to say, you aren't, either. Still, each of you have made promises to a certain party to at least attempt to get along...
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(AU) Trolls have began to integrate into human society after migrating to earth but have only been on earth for about 6-7 months. Biologists have been tasked with learning about their new troll counter parts.
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"Life is short, and sometimes it's shorter." / Everyone told John Egbert that high school would be the best years of his life. In some ways, the memories from those four years are the ones that he holds close to his heart. In other ways, he wants to forget it all.
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"I think that God in creating Man somewhat overestimated his ability." - Oscar Wilde
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Year 2078, United States of America. The U.S. was the leading country in space exploration and research. Hundreds of planets, inside and outside the solar system had been discovered, explored, and even a few had been colonized. The bursting population of Earth demanded outward expansion, and people were encouraged to embrace space travel from a young age.
It had, over the past 15 or so years, become somewhat common in the United States for young people to go off-planet in the summer between their sophomore and junior years of high school. Space Exploration And Research Educational Deployment, or SEARED, was a government run program, facilitating travel, accommodation, and safety for the young astronauts.
The 8 kids from homestuck attend high school together, not all of them friends, some complete strangers to one another. They eventually end up coming together to travel to Alternia through the SEARED program.
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Karkat, a Free Runner with unwanted ties to one of the biggest gangs in Can Town. John, the son of an ex us marine who wants to live free like the wind. Both have goals that they will need each other to achieve.
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Imaginez un lycée où les trolls et les humains cohabitent en harmonie. Enfin, presque. Imaginez un exposé d'Histoire qui va aider à les rapprocher dans la bonne humeur. Enfin, presque. Imaginez John et Karkat, balancés au milieu de tout ça. Tout ne peut que bien se passer ! Enfin... Presque !
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Karkat finally makes some decisions and we learn about his dysfunctional family. Lots of surprises ensue in this continuation of I Lied Get Over It.
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- Part 2 of Karkat: Engage in Matespritships
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Karkat just wants something to go his way. John just wants to hide his secrets, while trying to make his father proud, which seems to be very nearly impossible as of late. Gamzee just wants to keep the breaking pieces of his friend together.
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- Part 1 of Chocolates and Blue Peppermints
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John just wants to survive highschool.
The problem with that?
There are actually three.The jock, Dave Strider, who he has been sworn to secrecy about being able to beat up.
The clueless recluse, Jake English, who John just tries to humor with a friendship at first.
The troll, Karkat Vantas, who really doesn't know when to just shut his mouth.[In a Highschool-based AU]