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    Karkat Vantas is the stage manager of a popular vaudeville theater indebted to The Mob. John Egbert is a runaway with nimble fingers and an excess of grist.

    Easy answers don't make easy solutions.

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    English
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    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    234
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    "Standing behind you in line and i’ve been reading your text argument you’ve been having with you friend and one of the insults they used made me laugh really hard” AU

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    1
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    2
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    Imagine Muse B of your OTP having just broken up with somebody, and while they’re walking and trying to clear their mind, they hear somebody say, “Hey, I found your dog” or “Hey, you dropped this” or something similar like that. It’s Muse A, and Muse B falls madly in love. For the next few weeks or so, they try thinking up ways to get Muse A’s attention. They finally think up the perfect plan to win their heart, and they show up at Muse A’s doorstep… only to find them with their boyfriend/girlfriend, Muse C.

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    English
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    1,381
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    2/?
    Kudos:
    17
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    3
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    237
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    i was just playing around with the idea of soul mates, how your world is black and white until you meet your other half and that's when you see colour

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    1/1
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    5
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    44
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    John finds a merchild on the beach, and brings it home, unwittingly causing all sorts of trouble as the baby's family try to retrieve it/ fall in love with the cute boy in the red sweater from the human town.

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    English
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    8,126
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    22
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    882
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    Karkat is a breeder troll, a fate to those who were previously seen as freaks and culled. Now, being born with bright red blood makes him destined to give birth to grubs in place of the extinct Mother Grub. He resents and rebels against his fate, but society is slow to change. Especially in times of desperation.

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    English
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    34,465
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    83
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2960
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    Dave dares Karkat to kiss John during one of their bro game sessions. Dave meant it as a joke, but...

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    English
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    1,483
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
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    48
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    Basically my AUs are confusing af and I don't think it'd be a good idea to actually read them.

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    English
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    974
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    135
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    John and Karkat are famous thieves and have identified a mysterious artifact in a museum as the target of their latest heist.

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    English
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    1,282
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    3
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    76
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    Can't take the kid from the fight
    Take the fight from the kid

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    2,853
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    196
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you hate everyone. More importantly, you hate yourself -- your stupid imperfect teeth, the even stupider headgear you're forced to wear everywhere, and the slur of every s that leaves your lips. You hate everything about yourself. Especially that you think you might like, okay not might; that you DO like, Dave Strider.

    Fuck your life.

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    English
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    13,332
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    158
    Kudos:
    109
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1281
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    When your brother died it took everything you had to not fall apart, to wait until you were sure Terezi couldn't see before you cried your eyes out. She couldn't understand and you couldn't exactly tell here. Since then you've made sure you are always distracted, and when you're not you've got Karkat you're moirail to piece you together.

    But today's the day that he is meant to show up. When he does you break down its been too long for their to e as much grief as there is anger left, so you let it all out on him.

    Not an easy task when he'll win a bet to earn your friendship and you'll slowly start to give more than just friendship to him.

    So what will happen when the winners universe isn't what you will want but what you think you want at the moment?

    You're name is Dave Strider, your brother and lover Bro Strider died when you were 13, now your 16 and your falling for his clone Dirk Strider, one day you'll be 17 and you'll win and lose at the same time.

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    English
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    12,870
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    408
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    "You are the piece of me, I didn't know I'd need."

    A new era has fallen upon Albion with a new brand of Heroes. John is at the center with a troll whose come along to fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he was meant to be all along.

    Language:
    English
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    238,318
    Chapters:
    20/24
    Comments:
    387
    Kudos:
    253
    Bookmarks:
    47
    Hits:
    4413
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    No SBURB Coffee Shop AU in which Karkat Vantas simply attempts to get through his second year of college while working part-time in a small locally owned coffee shop, facing such trials as “why the fuck do those two assholes keep coming back,” “why do they keep ordering coffee they never drink anything you make,” and “HOW MANY TIMES CAN THEY KNOCK OVER THE SAME THREE TABLES OH MY GOD.”

    Includes one (1) easily irate demon, one (1) long suffering objecthead, one (1) often-clueless slime boy, one (1) natural disaster walking, one (1) moth girl, multiple fish people, one (1) werewolf, one (1) dragon, and several instances of things that should really get somebody banned from a coffee shop.

    Series
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    English
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    23,750
    Chapters:
    2/3
    Comments:
    10
    Kudos:
    55
    Bookmarks:
    6
    Hits:
    612
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    The past beats down John Egbert's front door one day, forcing him to venture alone into the life that took his mother and grandmother. Well, not completely alone. Dave tagged along as well. In a world where an underground resistance challenges the tyranny of the empire, John Egbert will disappear. The Heir of Breath will rise in his place as a decades-old organization gears up toward its final goal- to take out the empress herself.

    Rated for violence, suggestive situations, and Karkat Vantas.

    Language:
    English
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    4,109
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    164
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    Your name is CRUZ VANA and you can't handle this shit anymore. Luckily, you are not alone in attempting to avoid your past.

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    English
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    1,135
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    1/?
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    1
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    8
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    K so John and Karkat meet, Karkat is head of the drama club, John's the new kid.

    I'm drowning in cliche.

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    English
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    2,653
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    18
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    141
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    Every human has a counterpart. Most are Angels, who live their lives with only one mission: When their human dies, bring its soul to Heaven. After they complete their task, they are rewarded a life time on Earth as a human. But things are never that simple, and never that easy.

    When Dave dies, Dirk will have to find this out the hard way.

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    English
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    12,935
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    533
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    Alternatively titled: Author Has A Good Title, Karkat Is Sad, John Isn't Replying And Basically Everything Is Going To Shit.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    906
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    64
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    In which Dad and Gamzee are still in love, Karkat, John and Sollux are in a clusterfuck of a quadrant arrangement, and reality is slowly caving in around them and the rest of the group. Also, sloppy makeouts.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    39,090
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    73
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1434

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