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    Défi des 100 thèmes sur le couple John/Karkat.

    Thème 1: Introduction.
    Quand John pose des questions, et que Karkat y répond...

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and these nights you eke out a quiet living on Antoren-3, helping around the Caltira Inn or scavenging out in the rust plains. It’s a simple life, and the only excitement you get for the most part is from the stories of other scavengers, a handful of bar fights, and the occasional salvageable wreck.

    Fresh wrecks, you’ve only seen a handful of times, and when John spots the telltale streak of light from a distant crash in the middle of a rust storm, you’re eager to get first dibs on whatever it might contain, the elements be damned.

    You don’t expect a survivor.

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    John is always there for you, and yet he doesn't seem to understand that you'll do the same things for him.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas.

    You are an Alternian.

    You are the equivalent of twenty-three Earthly revolutions around their weak sun.

    And you are an assassin for the artificial planet colony of Skaia. Your job, as handed down to you by the Great and Honorable Derse King XVII, is to befriend a famed human rights activist under the pseudonym of the Knight of Time. Learn his secrets, uncover the future movements of his renegade group, The Prospitians, and kill him. By means of many pulled strings, you are now his most trusted bodyguard, as the last was assassinated by the Great and Honorable Derse King XVII's own hand.

    Seeing as he's already been injured by a failed previous attempt to kill him, you fully expect for this to be a very, very easy job.

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    A collection of prompt fills I'm.... fulfilling.

    Will most likely just be johnkat.

    Tags will continue to update when I add more!

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    4/?
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    A continuation on Cuts and Kisses, exploring their daily lives and their quadrants.

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    4/?
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    Dave drops by his boyfriend's house to surprise him and take him out on a date, but his unexpected visit was at a bad time for John, and who he was already spending the time with..

    (Aka I'm awful, take my bad mood writing)

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    This may or may not become a story, but for now it's a one-shot about Cronus being a vampire with an incubus roommate Kankri who hasn't fed in a month.
    Shenanigans ensue.
    All of the shenanigans.

    POTENTIALLY TO BE REWRITTEN, BUT DEFINITELY NOT TO BE CONTINUED AS IS

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    Steampunk AU, sequel to Lamplit.

    After a bitter and bloody end to John's first real romance - with Karkat, a hated outcast - the situation has rapidly worsened in the subterranean city of Darkhaven. As the dark closes in from all sides, and Lord English's iron rule becomes ever more violent and sadistic, John and his friends recruit new faces from the shadows to set the cogs turning in a scheme that might save them all.

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    John Egbert is the last Dragonborn and may or may not be in over his head. Karkat saves him once and winds up along for the ride. Together they fight crime- er - wander Skyrim in search of adventure.

    Exactly what it says on the tin. An updated and semi-novelized version of the askskyrimjohnkat blog on tumblr.

    The rating will go up later, and I may add more tags as they become relevant. Full list of pairings in the opening notes in order to not clog up searches (will be edited as they appear)

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    7/?
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    "You think you’re going to be sick. Your two childhood best friends are going out with each other.

    Your two childhood crushes are dating each other."

     

    It was hard when your first love left you with a broken heart you never knew you could have. It was hard when your second love pushed you away out of fear.

    It was harder when you realized that after all those years, they both still loved you and were still willing to give you a chance.

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    5/?
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    I started writing this the day after the Homestuck credits were updated.

    A "John is sad and Gamzee is still with his abuser and that is unacceptable" fic.

    Updates (most) Thursdays

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    John finds himself thrown in a cell, set to burn for his natural gifts and without any contact the the one he shares the biggest connection with. Of course, they must've taken and killed him as well; why else would he get no answer? If he's going to burn, at least John is content in them burning together. Won't they?

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    “What will happen to the Void?” “What’ll heppen to the Void?”
    “don’t worry about it Frisk.” “Dont Fret About It Roxy.”

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    When you and Karkat were just starting out, you accidentally made him lay eggs. You may have freaked out a little, but the two of you got rid of them and everything was fine.

    But give it eight years (or five thousand and eight years, depending on how you count) and things change. Because now there are mothergrubs, and now Karkat's had that adult molt. And with it being an option, Karkat's enamored with the idea of properly contributing to a brood.

    Alternate Title: Karkat has Eggs, Dave has Feelings, and John just Wants Everyone to be Happy

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    The Kingdom of Alternia sends one of its most promising (if reluctant) to serve Skaia's heir apparent. Karkat Vantas has met John before. He hasn't met his competition.

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    1/?
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    EB: so... i hear you're back with gamzee? seriously???
    CG: OH, *YOU* WANT TO HAVE THIS CONVERSATION. YOU, WHO ARE OBVIOUSLY A CONNOISSEUR IN ALL MATTERS PERTAINING TO TROLLHOOD AND MOIRALLEGIANCE. WHO AM I TO DISAPPOINT!
    CG: SO, I HEAR YOU'RE WITH *VRISKA*? SERIOUSLY???
    EB: ...
    EB: on second thought, let's talk about movies.
    CG: YEAH, WE MIGHT ACCIDENTALLY FALL ON EACH OTHER ALL CLAWS OUT OTHERWISE, AND THEN IT'LL BE HELL HAVING TO MAKE OUT.
    CG: MAKE UP.
    CG: I MEANT MAKE UP. FUCK. TYPO. HAHA.

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    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] has joined memo CALLING ALL JACKASSES --

    CG: THANK LITTLE JEGUS AND ALL HIS WIGGLER-EATING ELVES. WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING STATUS.
    CA: oh great and wwhich human evven is that again
    TT: Oh, please. We both know perfectly how well you remember me, Mr. Ampora.
    TT: My status is, if you will permit the bad joke, wet and horny.
    CG: MY GANDERBULBS JUST IMPLODED FROM GROSS BY PROXY. WHAT THE CROTCHBLISTERING *FUCK*, LALONDE?
    TT: As in, I have just emerged from what is either a recuperacoon or a fairly good mock-up, and there are protrusions attached to my skull that I am inclined to believe would be candy-corn-colored.
    CG: ... OH. YEAH, VERY AMUSING. I AM VERY AMUSED. HERE IS A PICTOGRAPHIC REPRESENTATION OF MY MIRTH. |:B

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    Two thousand years after the Sufferer freed humanity from enslavement by trollkind, the 8 Guardians are a mix of scientists, teachers, assassins, terrorists, and extremely successful anti psionics officers. After volunteering for a program to genetically engineer humans with psionic proficiency, each has joint ownership of the Kids with the human military.

    The Kids have high profile military careers laid out for them. Unfortunately, no one ever asked clone designation JE0 if he wanted a military career. When his dues come knocking, he can’t kill and he can’t die. Manipulated on all sides into cooperating with terrorists and trolls, he may well tear a hole in Order at the cost of his own mind.

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    1/?
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    You can assume your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are suffering from memory loss after falling down the stairs. What is this rapid heart beat? Who's causing it? The Scripts we're published, finally. I had them done, but thought I already did.

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    71/?
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    40
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    2
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