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    Basically short/long one-shot fan fics I decided to hoard here.
    Mostly because I love John too much for my own good and decided to crack ship him for fun.
    Possible smut.
    Mostly fluffs I think.
    Possible sadstuck.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    17,312
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    24
    Kudos:
    35
    Hits:
    1937
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    "A rom-com that even Dave Strider will like."

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a group of friends who all think they're straight as hell. And it would have been just dandy if they were, but they're not. They are so not straight. A beaver can drive a car in a line that's straighter than their sexual orientations. (Except for John, the obligatory heterosexual friend.)

    OR...

    "Shit, let's be an internet celebrity."

    OR...

    College is hard enough between the "finding new friends" and "figuring out what to do with your life" gigs, and falling in love with your roommate doesn't really help.

    An ongoing collection of stories with one overarching story.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    54,974
    Chapters:
    41/?
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    114
    Bookmarks:
    15
    Hits:
    2000
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    You can assume your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are suffering from memory loss after falling down the stairs. What is this rapid heart beat? Who's causing it? The Scripts we're published, finally. I had them done, but thought I already did.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,506
    Chapters:
    65/?
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    36
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    832
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    "You are a festering pile of shit John Egbert."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    970
    Chapters:
    1/5
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    32
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    Défi des 100 thèmes sur le couple John/Karkat.

    Thème 1: Introduction.
    Quand John pose des questions, et que Karkat y répond...

    Language:
    Français
    Words:
    68,047
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    312
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    When a foul crime is committed, Terezi devotes herself to finding and apprehending the perpetrator. And she will, as long as certain circumstances don't get in the way. She finds herself horns over heels for the victim of the attack, who's already dead and gone. Daydreaming only gets a troll so far, but gog she can't get his eyes out of her head.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    424
    Chapters:
    1/6
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    20
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    At the age of ten, John knew aliens existed.
    At the age of thirteen, John is kidnapped by said aliens.
    Now, at the age of sixteen, John wonders if he's in love with said aliens.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    12,657
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    70
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1664
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    John becomes a troll and Karkles is basically his full time nanny, not that Karkitty minds all that much (though he pretends he does). I just really love submissive troll John okay?

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,456
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    144
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    For 13 generations, the Crocker-Egbert family has been passing along a pendent, small and blue-grey in color, with an unknown symbol engraved in to it. John gets the pendent for his birthday and summons the demon living in it.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    6,477
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Kudos:
    21
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    313
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    Karkat Vantas is the stage manager of a popular vaudeville theater indebted to The Mob. John Egbert is a runaway with nimble fingers and an excess of grist.

    Easy answers don't make easy solutions.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,688
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    30
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    9
    Hits:
    712
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    Eridan likes Nepeta, Nepeta likes Karkat, Karkat likes John, and John just likes movies. Everyone's just a little hopeless, and trying their best to figure out that whole dating thing. Welcome to the lives of Humanstuck! Eridan, Karkat, and everyone else. It'll get a bit chaotic, but always be fun.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,705
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    5
    Hits:
    58
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    Dave Strider, a someone who doesn't have anything to do and doesn't give a shit about life except smoking, have tons of relationships, and being a broke douchebag.

    Karkat Vantas, a someone who does have something to do and give a slight shit about in life like drinking, working at a bar, and being grumpy every so often.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    22,243
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    23
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    430
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    Dave had always assumed that at the very least, he'd have the sanctuary of his own mind. Turned out, even the gates to that were shaky at best.
    [Your friendly neighborhood Meteorstuck, DaveKat-centric chapter-fic, with a bit of a twist. Pan-Quadrant romance and dream bubble adventures.]

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    44,885
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    185
    Kudos:
    294
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    3399
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    Karkat is a breeder troll, a fate to those who were previously seen as freaks and culled. Now, being born with bright red blood makes him destined to give birth to grubs in place of the extinct Mother Grub. He resents and rebels against his fate, but society is slow to change. Especially in times of desperation.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    130,722
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    385
    Kudos:
    426
    Bookmarks:
    74
    Hits:
    11983
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    RECRUITING JOHN/DAVE SHIPPERS FOR FICTION MAC

    Please read ._.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    821
    Chapters:
    2/2
    Comments:
    98
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    775
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    John and Karkat share a moment while cloud-gazing.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    701
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    91
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    “I really like it here,” John says.

    “Hah, yes, this is a good thing,” says Karkat. “Otherwise we must give an emergency request to Houston. John Egbert has become bored of space, please urgently take a shuttle out of your museum, dust it a little maybe, and send it here for his rescue.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    681
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    88
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    John Egbert, Rose Lalonde, Jade Harley, and a really fucking Cool Kid, kiss Karkat Vantas. And each other. And it's so much fluff.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,618
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Hits:
    134
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    “Hey Karkat, calm the hell down!” John calls. “We’ve only been kidnapped by pirates.”

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,816
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    12
    Hits:
    110
  20. Tags
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    All the drabbles I've written or been asked to write. Some smutty, some fluffy, some angsty. It's a melting pot.
    Multi-fandom: I'll add them to the tags as drabbles are posted.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    8,169
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Kudos:
    29
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    683

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