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    Karkat just want's a break.
    And John just want's a day to go normally.

     

    Join me in the story of how the two of the most different people meet in somewhere the other shouldn't be anywhere near, and eventually lose their minds together in their lack of blood induced insanities.

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    1/?
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    This will be a collection of 'porn' prompts for the next 30-so days. The pairings will depend on what I feel like for the day. They may range from a few sentences to a few pages (on word). Please enjoy, thanks

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    16/30
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    6
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    40
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    3/?
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    1
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    399
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    GEMINI: It's fine to scream at all the strange faces in the mirror. But they're just observing. They mean you little harm. (x)

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    7/8
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    24
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    25
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    2
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    It’s been this way as long as John can remember; as long as his dad can remember. Jade’s grandfather remembered though. He used to tell stories as they fell asleep under the stars. He’s gone now- lost to the world. Much like the rest of their race will be soon enough.

    They’ve taken over and soon the human race will be entirely eradicated.

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    11/?
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    23
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    86
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    9
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    1685
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    A day of terror led to the end of the world as John Egbert knew it.

    A miscalculation separated him from everyone he'd ever known.

    A reaction to the harshest words he'd ever heard ended in his own enslavement.

    A note pulled him into a society he should have never been a part of.

    It was only natural that he'd learned how to go with the flow. At least now that the expected had become the unexpected.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    8
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    54
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    8
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    822
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    Everyone fought, the battle is over and some have died. In the aftermath Karkat feels a bit lost.

    Series
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    1/2
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    4
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    1
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    73
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    Dirk Strider is a prostitute. Jake English is in mourning of his mother. Some things that should never be used to bond bring two men closer than they'd ever expected.

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    18/?
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    89
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    236
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    34
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    4325
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    Karkat gets home from the night job. Has a couple of ideas. Not necessarily GOOD ideas, mind. Just ideas.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    303
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    John wakes up one day before school to find that he's beginning to change. With the help of his friends, he must find a way to change back before it's too late and he's stuck like that forever.

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    Chapters:
    51/?
    Comments:
    5
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    36
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    2
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    1749
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    Everyone knows who Karkat Vantas is.

    Don't they?

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    21
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    89
    Bookmarks:
    19
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    “How are you feeling?”

    “Like I got hit by a sexy car,” you respond. Is that your voice? Sounds like you have laryngitis, yikes. “Beep beep meow.”

    “You’re ridiculous,” he says.

    “Well, your jeans are pinching at my ass,” you manage. “Take them off and bake me pancakes.”

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    13
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    71
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    9
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    889
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    John and jade have powers. John meets the love of his life. Jade looses her innocence and Jack Noir is a dick... Big surprise there.

    And somewhere along the line a small nubby horned troll finally finds what he's looking for.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    8
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    11
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    2
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    277
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    “Yeah I know.” John bit his lip. “But, um . . . well you see . . .”

    Dave’s face fell for half a second. Shit, this couldn’t be going where he thought it was going. No.

    “Um, well, I can’t really tell Karkat, because, well . . . He’s sorta who I’m crushing on.”

    Shit.

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    4/?
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    24
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    84
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    9
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    1327
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    When a species of aliens called Trolls invade Earth, it looks like the end for humanity. They're incredibly powerful, difficult to kill, and have already taken out any force even close to strong enough to stop them. But when John Egbert's home is invaded and he's left working with a badly injured troll the two quickly realize they must both fight together against the inevitable to survive, or join the ever growing death count of the Alternian invasion.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    50
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    67
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    15
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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you have no idea WHERE you are, WHY you are there, and WHO you are.

    What you do know is that:

    1. You woke up in a dumpster.
    2. You have amnesia. (of-course-why-would-you-expect-yourself-to-NOT-have-amnesia-oh-my-god-the-universe-hates-you)
    3. These creatures that look like trolls, except without the gray skin and horns, are attacking you.

    When you break into four kids' apartment to escape imminent death, the last thing you expect is for them to help you.

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    10,730
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    11
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    637
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    John Egbert was a complete and utter idiot, but something about those buckteeth just pulled you in.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    3
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    1
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    112
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    The game has been beaten. Lord English has been slain. Many have died because of Sburb. But life goes on. A new universe has been created for all the players, everywhere. Even some who never played live there. But this isn't about them.

    John Egbert and Karkat Vantas live together there, as well. John goes to University. Karkat works as a mechanic.

    Only one question remains: What now?

    (I will add more tags/warnings/characters/relationships/ect. if/when they apply. Also, when I write John, he tends to come out as the male version of "Mary Sue".)

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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    16
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    9
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    blame my moirial for becoming a huge communist and urging me to bring this worthless pile of crap into existence. I don't even want to read it.

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    “Come here,” you tell him, beckoning. Drop smoothly down through all four legs.

    Tired glare. “Yes, lie down. Take a nap, good idea. Like sitting ducks here anyway, why the fuck not? Let's just make it easy as hell for them. I know, I’ll paint a fucking target around my ass and stick my tail up. Shoot here for easy butchering.”

    You snort out a laugh. “No, you dumbass. I’ll carry you.”

     

    Blink.

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    1/1
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    2
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    27
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    7
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    312

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