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    A Choose-Your-Own-Adventure-styled fanfic made as a Birthday Present for someone very special. Currently a Work in Progress, I'm updating it as I write.

    The Session is at its end, John's about to let everyone through the Door to the New Universe, when something horrible happens. Rose, Karkat, Roxy, Dave and him are cast to a strange, perverse Land, and now they have to find a way to get to the new Universe, if it even exists anymore.

    There's a lot of kinks listed, and already a few scenes that can be quite extreme for most people's tastes. If there's something you don't enjoy, don't worry, Notes at the beginning of each chapter with a sex scene list what Kinks will go down, so if you don't like them, you can just skip to another one.

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    54/?
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    35
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    97
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    11
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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    Will add pairings as I go on.

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    7/?
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    131
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    93
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    9
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    1512
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    Karkat Vantas was at club derse just to see his best bro, Dave Strider, djing, but ends up helping a hot young man cheer up after finding out that he was being cheated on.

     

    how awkward that he was the one to tell him that too

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    10
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    147
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    The past beats down John Egbert's front door one day, forcing him to venture alone into the life that took his mother and grandmother. Well, not completely alone. Dave tagged along as well. In a world where an underground resistance challenges the tyranny of the empire, John Egbert will disappear. The Heir of Breath will rise in his place as a decades-old organization gears up toward its final goal- to take out the empress herself.

    Rated for violence, suggestive situations, and Karkat Vantas.

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    Chapters:
    12/?
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    20
    Kudos:
    78
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    16
    Hits:
    1310
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    Défi des 100 thèmes sur le couple John/Karkat.

    Thème 1: Introduction.
    Quand John pose des questions, et que Karkat y répond...

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    Français
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    105,137
    Chapters:
    40/?
    Kudos:
    16
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    As I fall to my death eight storys up from an abandoned warehouse miles from anyone who might hear my shouts of distress, that is, if I werent so damn badass that shouting for help was beneath me, I couldnt help but dwell on where I might have gone wrong in my shitty life. Or actually how far I've fallen.

    Get it!?

    Because I was pushed from a fucking window and I'm falling to my death.

    Its funny!

    No its not its fucking lame.

    Fuck, I always thought the stairs would get me.

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    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    43
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    718
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    Fill for Kinkmeme. Prompt:

    'So this kink usually always involves an Ampora brooding/laying the eggs, so let's give Karkat a turn. Bonus points if the highblood is an ancestor and considerably older than Karkat.'

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    Chapters:
    7/7
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    26
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    123
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    20
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    « Il tortura l'humain sous les yeux du troll qui n'osait pas bouger. Pourquoi faisait-il ça ? Lui en voulait-il encore pour avoir repoussées ses avances ? Les larmes du troll commencèrent à tomber alors qu'il le suppliait d'arrêter, figé par l'horreur qui se déroulait sous ses yeux. La question "pourquoi" se répétait sans cesse dans sa tête comme un carillon mortel. Carillon qui n'allait pas tarder à se décrocher pour ne plus jamais sonner. Prenant son courage à deux mains, il s'avança et frappa le highblood en plein visage. »

    ~L'auteure (John, Rose et Eridan)~

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    1/?
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    You don't remember all of the details, on account of the nasty bump you took to your noggin upon impact that knocked you out for the last three hours, but you remember enough to know that you were in a super awesome space battle with an Alternian drone, trying to keep them from delivering some very important data about your home planet to their evil alien empress, and just as they opened a wormhole to escape, you desperately tried to stop them by propelling yourself forward with a gust of ion charged space wind and ended up getting sucked through the tear in space as well, like a spider getting flushed down a toilet. Now you are here...wherever here is.

    (John has to survive in this weird place full of glowing things and intelligent(?) salamanders until help can arrive. He's not the only one who crashed here, though, and the other one is NOT happy. Is this planet big enough for two?)

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    Chapters:
    17/?
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    137
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    299
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    3217
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    What do you do when you're stranded in the middle of nowhere and freezing to death?

    Why, call a sex line obviously!

    Du'h.

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    1/1
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    It's the year 2X38 and Karkat Vantas is a master demon hunter. He has finally caught up to rogue demon, Dave Strider. He plans to end this tonight. Dave has other plans. They live in a society that knows about the existence of Demons, dark magic and those who try to maintain order. When things start to get out of hand and a war threatens to break, they'll be both thrown into the middle of it all and Karkat will have no other choice but to take up a role he never wanted in the first place.

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    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    56
    Kudos:
    218
    Bookmarks:
    24
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    3102
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    Alternate universe. In this world, there was no Sgrub session, and a few events from the human space age have happened earlier, but these are only minorly related to the plot. After a failed Alternian invasion of Earth, humans managed to turn the tide and end up winning the war, and enslaved the entirety of the Alternian people.

    John decides to purchase a troll without being fully aware of the reality of the situation, instead believing much of "common knowledge" instead, and realizes the reality of what humanity has really done and tries his best to cope with a language and cultural barrier and create an environment for his new troll to live in.

    Rating and warnings are for later chapters, and are a bit conservative, but I prefer to rate my fics higher if I'm on the fence about a rating or warning.

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    English
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    25,832
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    41
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    187
    Bookmarks:
    23
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    1520
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    Kanaya has a recent infatuation with a porn star that goes by the name of tentacleTherapist. The name intrigued Kanaya at first but her beauty is what got Kanaya to stick with her. She's lately become obsessed with buying every porn magazine or DVD special with her face or name on it. Kanaya's close friend Karkat introduces his boyfriend John to her. He has a friend named Rose Lalonde that looks oddly familiar.

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    2/?
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    6
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    7
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    2
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    Karkat meets John on Route 3 when they’re thirteen years old. One day he’s gone, leaving Karkat to wonder for years what happened to that annoying little asshole who always won.

    Years later he runs into not only John, but also Dave at the Pokémon Center in Anistar. John and Dave are travelling to become Pokémon trainers -and ultimately try for Champion. They ask Karkat to join them.

    It’s a story about three teenagers (who are idiots) who travel with Pokémon (who are also idiots) and how they stumble from one harebrained scheme into the other.

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    49,235
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    204
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    499
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    137
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    5866
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    What better cliche than a college au with a theatre nerd and a douchebag jock?

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    16
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    6
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    105
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    A continuation on Cuts and Kisses, exploring their daily lives and their quadrants.

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    3,688
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    6
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    97
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    TT: There's no easy way to say this,
    TT: So I'll just say it.
    TT: John's depressed.

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    53,533
    Chapters:
    26/26
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    943
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    Human Karkat reflecting on his past relationship with John

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    Best fanfic ever 10/10.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    3
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    91
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    (n) a secret or illicit love affair or lover.

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    16
    Bookmarks:
    1
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