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    Post-sburb. All the kids, trolls and cherubs have been turned human and planted on Earth. The memories of SBURB are buried deep in their subconscious, and though Dirk and Roxy may remember, it seems no one else does.
    Its five years after the game and things are slowly returning to normal, until Dirk stands up for a new-artist he finds to actually be an old enemy. Will things be different, now that memories are missing? What happens when the old memories are sparked?

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    In which John admits that he is completely head-over-heels in love with Karkat.

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    What do you do if you meet a troll? Hide.
    I mean, it's not like you're going to outrun them. They're about twenty-five feet tall.
    John is really starting to regret this whole beanstalk shtick. The grumpy guy who lives over his house is nothing like he expected! He's actually super adorable.
    ...Unfortunately, he still kind of wants to eat John.

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    It all starts with a simple post-coital question: “So, Karkat, you still have that crush on John?”
    As if a relationship between /two/ guys wasn't messy enough. Especially when one's trans, one's a troll, and the last still isn't sure what his sexuality is.

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    He's come to this place to die. He knows there's no hope of surviving, and he's already lost too much to turn back. The only goal he has left is to take some of these bastards down before he goes. He promised Crabdad that much.
    His name is Karkat Vantas, and these are the threshecutioner trials.
    His name is Karkat Vantas, and this is the reason he fights.
    If only it were simpler.

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    Karkat was a nobody. One more kid with zero potential doomed to live and shrivel up in the slums he was born in.
    Dave was a version of that same kid, minus the horns.
    John was a somebody. But his friends thought there was a lot more to him than that.

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    Karkat is an unhappy cashier, and John has a craving for marshmallows. What could possibly go wrong?

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    This was not supposed to happen.

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    In which one reborn New-Earth troll is a high maintenance moirail, boyfriendating is hard for members of any species, and the human boy doesn’t want anyone getting down to the bottom of this mystery...

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    Karkat Vantas has a question that spurs many others.

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    A simple college AU one-shot, where Karkat people-watches at a party thrown by Eridan while everyone else has a good time. Very general, with some ships involved but they're not the focus. Takes place on a unified Alternia/Earth where trolls and humans co-exist. I might expand on this, if more ideas strike me.

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    You can’t always rewind, but you can sometimes slow it down a little. Time is a circle, and Dave counts down the hours left until the end, and perhaps, what begins after that.

    No-Aranea-in-the-medium split from canon.

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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    In a world where the person you are meant to be with is dictated by if you can feel their pain, John Egbert thought he knew who his soulmate would be. He was wrong.

    Karkat Vantas didn't think he would have a soulmate at all. He was also wrong.

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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You're blind and possibly have fallen for a dork with broken glasses.

    Your name is John Egbert

    You're not a homosexual but you've just fallen for a blind guy with odd shades.

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: Act 3 will begin shortly.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    Blood::He Who Speaks

     

     

    Karkat Vantas, hot-headed mutantblood prince of Alternia, has an idea.

    And you know what that means: Shit is going to be fucked up.

    Tensions are high between the trolls of Alternia and the enslaved human colonies of Earth. Centuries before, the legendary Thief of Life Meenah Piexes upended the Emperor Kankri Vantas with a plan to expand the legacy of Alternia to the furthest reaches of space. And although the probability of its occurence is near astronomical, they find a civilization of weak, pink-skinned creatures who worship the same gods and have the same titles.

    Of course, the planet was immediately taken over, the inhabitants taken as servants for a greater cause.

    Karkat Vantas saw this and was displeased.

    Also featuring: a bitchy thief that gets her heart stolen, a proud seer who gets her soul broken, a mage of two minds, gay dorky knights, and a dragon--welcome to He Who Bleeds!

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    We reach the landing and he sets the lamp down and reaches for the key.

    "You really want to know, Dirk?"

    "Yeah" you answer because whatever it is, it's driving him crazy.

    "Fantastic" he answers, smiling. He then adds a little harshly "You're the only person in the world who I think really deserves to know, you've had more of an influence on my life than you think" picking up the lamp he steps through the doorway "Shut the door behind you"

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    Homestuck-Dorian Grey crossover, second person, multiple points of view.

    Updating every weekend.

    (I don't know if you guys are going to like me by the end of this, I'm sorry, really sorry.)

    My tumblr is notawalnut and I track the tag apoje.

    Enjoy! :D

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    So shota-John is a nono round these parts.
    Hes gonna piss around, play round, piss Bro off.
    TW: Possible underage? ?? Idk.
    Maybe a daddy kink owo
    Roughness, biting, sexual situations, fucking smut.

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    In which Karkat works at Hollywood Video and falls in love too easily. Bad movies are watched. Jelly donuts are eaten. Roommates do damage control.

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