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    Living underground is hard enough as it is. But Karkat Vantas, aka the most unlucky person who has ever lived, has it worse. He’s living underground with John Egbert.
It’s not as bad as it sounds. Karkat steers away from his as much as he can, spending the majority of his time in training or in his quarters. He’s fine. It’s fine.

    But, all because of one fucked-up prank, Karkat’s bad luck is off the charts. He’s found himself breaking Rule Number One, and now he’s stuck outside in a post apocalyptic wasteland (there’s a reason they live underground, goddamn it) with only one person. John-goddamn-Egbert.

    Unwillingly, Karkat finds himself leading John to the only refuge there is. Along the way, they find out that things aren't always as they seem, and maybe, just maybe, they weren't the only survivors after all.

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    John is always there for you, and yet he doesn't seem to understand that you'll do the same things for him.

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    Dave had always assumed that at the very least, he'd have the sanctuary of his own mind. Turned out, even the gates to that were shaky at best.
    [Your friendly neighborhood Meteorstuck, DaveKat-centric chapter-fic, with a bit of a twist. Pan-Quadrant romance and dream bubble adventures.]

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    Défi des 100 thèmes sur le couple John/Karkat.

    Thème 1: Introduction.
    Quand John pose des questions, et que Karkat y répond...

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    the alpha kids, beta kids and trolls are all part of a group chat courtesy of dave.

    aka just pesterlogs

    please don't shoot me

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    When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
    The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
    What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
    When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
    "But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?"

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    At the age of ten, John knew aliens existed.
    At the age of thirteen, John is kidnapped by said aliens.
    Now, at the age of sixteen, John wonders if he's in love with said aliens.

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    "Dear Lord," he starts, "I know there are many children struggling in this day and age with temptation. Sometimes we feel pressured to commit sins, but please do not hold this against my son. John promises to do better in the future and learn from his mistakes, right?"

    John crosses his fingers underneath the table, and prays for the food to still be warm once his dad is done spewing bullshit. "I promise, God."

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    It was a vibrant, sunny morning when you had woken up and thought on a whim, ‘Throw everything you’ve got at me, universe. For once in my miserable lifetime, I’m absolutely positive that I can take it.’

    Three hours later, when you found yourself pinned between the asphalt and a car smack outside a burning city, in desperate need of painkillers, a weapon, and possibly an amputation, you screamed curses at the same entity for being so damn cruel.

    The universe, being the smug, tyrannical motherfucker it has been and always will be, seemed to shrug back and say, "Well sorry, Vantas."

     

    "You asked for it."

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    Karkat purchases a rabbit from the pet store, but John thinks he might need some reassurance.

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    "A rom-com that even Dave Strider will like."

    OR...

    A tale of romance between a group of friends who all think they're straight as hell. And it would have been just dandy if they were, but they're not. They are so not straight. A beaver can drive a car in a line that's straighter than their sexual orientations. (Except for John, the obligatory heterosexual friend.)

    OR...

    "Shit, let's be an internet celebrity."

    OR...

    College is hard enough between the "finding new friends" and "figuring out what to do with your life" gigs, and falling in love with your roommate doesn't really help.

    An ongoing collection of works with one overarching story.

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    You can assume your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are suffering from memory loss after falling down the stairs. What is this rapid heart beat? Who's causing it? The Scripts we're published, finally. I had them done, but thought I already did.

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    It's the year 2X38 and Karkat Vantas is a master demon hunter. He has finally caught up to rogue demon, Dave Strider. He plans to end this tonight. Dave has other plans. They live in a society that knows about the existence of Demons, dark magic and those who try to maintain order. When things start to get out of hand and a war threatens to break, they'll be both thrown into the middle of it all and Karkat will have no other choice but to take up a role he never wanted in the first place.

    (Updates Mondays.)

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    The Beta Kids and Karkat have landed themselves on Jade's island as victors of the game Sburb. They've won their lives and maybe even a second chance. Unfortunately, Karkat feels the blame for the deaths of so many of his friends. A plan is made to save Karkat from himself, and maybe even everyone else in the process.

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    "You learned a long time ago never to give Vriska Serket a loan. She’s not the kind of girl who repays her debts—at least, not in currency."

    --

    John, Terezi, Dave, and Karkat have been together happily for years. Vriska ends up homeless, and they have a spare room in their house where she can stay for now. Poly adjustments ensue.

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    "Ever since the Terrans and Alternians sought refuge on the twin planets of Derse and Prospit, there was a continual underlying power struggle between the two races. After years of bloody civil war, Derse found a tentative solution in dual rulership. A tetrarchy dividing the planet between the northern and southern hemispheres, with an Alternian governing the south and a Terran the north..."

    Twin planets divided by a thick belt of asteroids, traversed by intrepid individuals known as couriers, who were willing to risk life and limb to connect the two by delivering important missives. Twin planets ruled very differently, but each a compromise between the two races who call them their home.

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    Don't let the title fool you, there is no real debate here. Everyone knows John Egbert is actually, 100%, totally, indeniably adorable.

    (dont read this its dumb)

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    In an unincorporated place filled with violence and gambling, we delve into a world nearly an exact reflection of our own, with a few noticeable revisions. The ancestors are parents. The heroes work as "villains" in a place where good and evil have no meaning. And people die a lot. About the same as usual, actually. Enjoy!

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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    Will add pairings as I go on.

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    When a foul crime is committed, Terezi devotes herself to finding and apprehending the perpetrator. And she will, as long as certain circumstances don't get in the way. She finds herself horns over heels for the victim of the attack, who's already dead and gone. Daydreaming only gets a troll so far, but gog she can't get his eyes out of her head.

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