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    So this is a crossover fic between Homestuck and the Mortal Instruments series and an indulgence fic for my two rare pairs. Sorry for the bad summary..

    Dave and Dirk are three years apart in age, Dave 16 and Dirk 19. They both see the creatures, the ones Dirk calls Demons. They also see the people dressed in black, battling these creatures in crowded streets where nobody seems to see them. But then one of the figures dressed in black, with his odd eyes and lisp, notices them. Dirk knows things that Dave doesn't. He knows what's going on, he knows what these creatures are and who the people in black are. But Dave will find out soon too when they're taken to the nearby institute and trained as Shadow Hunter. Dave learns of his parent, the downworlders, and demons. He finds himself yearning for Sollux and Dirk finds himself entranced by the young Vampire Kankri Vantas and meanwhile, Kankris brother is entranced with a certain warlock, John Egbert.

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    He looked beautiful in the moonlight. But John knew the truth. He know what he really was. But that didn't stop him from having a little taste. Alien Invasion AU.

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

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    This will be a collection of 'porn' prompts for the next 30-so days. The pairings will depend on what I feel like for the day. They may range from a few sentences to a few pages (on word). Please enjoy, thanks

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    John and Karkat have both lived simple, socially deprived lives and seclude themselves from other people most of the time. They are newly acquainted friends and are for the first time seeing each other in real life. Will they be friends for long? For better, or for worse?

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    Dave knows just what to do to entertain himself when things are a bit too quiet, and he's managed to rope Karkat, John, and Sollux into coming along. But just what has he actually gotten them involved in? Just a little breaking and entering, theft of personal effects from some of the most powerful women in the universe, as well as the usual brand of silliness and shenanigans we've come to expect from the former Team Adorabloodthirsty...so go ahead and skip over this; but i guess you'll miss... the panty raid... ;)

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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    "Wow," your laugh is more air than sound, disjoined. "Wow. Really?"

     

    "Yes," John's laughing, too. "Next week, Karkat. Next week."

     

    Next week. You get to see him next week. Next week you'll get to see that perfectly imperfect toothy smile of his. See him and touch him and- oh wow. John will be here next week. He'll be here with you. John made this happen. "Fuck you," you tell him, smiling.

     

    "Jerk," he answers, but it sounds soft and sweet.

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    Your name is KARKAT VANTAS and you have no idea WHERE you are, WHY you are there, and WHO you are.

    What you do know is that:

    1. You woke up in a dumpster. Hooray.
    2. You have amnesia. (of-course-why-would-you-expect-yourself-to-NOT-have-amnesia-oh-my-god-the-universe-hates-you)
    3. These creatures that LOOK like trolls but AREN'T trolls are attacking you, and you have no clue why.

    When you break into four kids' apartment to escape imminent death, the last thing you expect is for them to help you.

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    When a species of aliens called Trolls invade Earth, it looks like the end for humanity. They're incredibly powerful, difficult to kill, and have already taken out any force even close to strong enough to stop them. But when John Egbert's home is invaded and he's left working with a badly injured troll the two quickly realize they must both fight together against the inevitable to survive, or join the ever growing death count of the Alternian invasion.

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    So apparently the multiverse was supposed to implode or something yesterday, but it didn't. You have to try to tie up a few loose ends before the multiverse resumes its implosion.

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    The game has been beaten. Lord English has been slain. Many have died because of Sburb. But life goes on. A new universe has been created for all the players, everywhere. Even some who never played live there. But this isn't about them.

    John Egbert and Karkat Vantas live together there, as well. John goes to University. Karkat works as a mechanic.

    Only one question remains: What now?

    (I will add more tags/warnings/characters/relationships/ect. if/when they apply. Also, when I write John, he tends to come out as the male version of "Mary Sue".)

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    John and jade have powers. John meets the love of his life. Jade looses her innocence and Jack Noir is a dick... Big surprise there.

    And somewhere along the line a small nubby horned troll finally finds what he's looking for.

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    So this is based entirely off of this amazing roleplay I participated in a while back which I unfortunately did not get to finish. Even so, there were some great moments, and I wanted to share them, and so a fanfic was born!

    Basically, John is feeling really horny right now, and he decides to finally tell Karkat his feelings towards him. Really, really fluffy, sexy, and also pretty funny (I think).

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    You give up on trying to stop your feelings for him and just fall in love with him completely.
    ~Actual excerpt from the notes I keep~

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    Karkat is forced to go to the pool with his little sister Nepeta and nearly drowns. Luckily he is saved by a very handsome lifeguard.

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    This is a prime example as to why thirty something year old business men should not bring home twenty something punks. They might give you something to live for again and then what will you do?

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    "Your name is KARKAT VANTAS. You have absolutely no time for this self-introduction bullshit, because you are much too pissed."

    Karkat doesn't cope well when his father decides to remarry; uprooting his family to do so.

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    GEMINI: It's fine to scream at all the strange faces in the mirror. But they're just observing. They mean you little harm. (x)

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