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    “Don't be silly, worse is the last thing that this can get.”
    Dave Strider, king of irony, just had to say that.

    When it comes to disasters, this could possibly be the one that destroys Karkat Vantas.
    Due to faulty wiring and the words of Dave Strider (whether or not they actually played a part, we will be blaming him), John and Karkat are trapped-together nonetheless- on an abandoned ship in the middle of their freshly created universe.
    And believe me, anything can get worse, if you say the right..er..wrong, words.

    Rated Mature for future scenes.

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    "Cause I don't wanna fight no more. Even when the waves get rough. I don't wanna see the day we say we've had enough. And I don't wanna fight this war. Bullets coming off our lips. But we stick to our guns and we love like battleships."
    A new era has fallen upon Albion and its new brand of Heroes. John is at the center of it all with a troll whose come along to finally fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he wanted to be all along.

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    EB: i have no idea how he’s going to react, ok?
    EB: what if he reacts badly, what if he says i can’t see you?
    EB: i don’t want to lose you.
    CG: YEAH?
    EB: yeah.
    CG: THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T FUCKING LIE TO ME.

    --

    No matter how much you love someone, relationships aren't always easy.

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    College life is normal. John has a lot of cool friends and things to do. One night Karkat and John meet....

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    Frozenstuck-
    Starring:
    SOLLUX as ELSA
    JOHN as ANNA
    KARKAT as CHRISTOPH
    GAMZEE as SVEN
    TAVROS as OLAF
    VRISKA as HANS
    KANKRI as THE DUKE OF WESELTON
    THOSE SALAMANDER PEOPLE as THE TROLLS
    EVERYBODY ELSE as ASSORTED CHARACTERS

    In other words, Homestuck becomes one with Frozen, and every relationship is jacked up as high as the sky.

    This will likely be updated slowly and in short chapterchunks, so sorry!

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    "Ever since the Terrans and Alternians sought refuge on the twin planets of Derse and Prospit, there was a continual underlying power struggle between the two races. After years of bloody civil war, Derse found a tentative solution in dual rulership. A tetrarchy dividing the planet between the northern and southern hemispheres, with an Alternian governing the south and a Terran the north..."

    Twin planets divided by a thick belt of asteroids, traversed by intrepid individuals known as couriers, who were willing to risk life and limb to connect the two by delivering important missives. Twin planets ruled very differently, but each a compromise between the two races who call them their home.

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    5
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    The 42nd Annual Hunger Games. It's an unusual pick this year with lots of young kids, trained killers, and some disabled teenagers. Vriska Serket is in it to win it; Karkat Vantas is in it to survive. Children will fight for their lives, dreams will be shattered, and bonds created and broken.

    But only one Tribute comes out alive.

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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

    --

    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

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    • Part 1 of 2x2
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    So John is being an idiot with his shenanigans again and scares a bunch of people. Nearly everyone pees themselves... except Karkat.

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    Where a Lonely John Egbert is bullied two years straight and continuing onward to a third year. He thinks it won't stop until a certain human with odd red eyes stops the physical hurt. When Karkat gets to know John better he starts to feel something towards him.

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    John Egbert is a boy who works at a coffee shop part time while he is in high School. He has to deal with a lot of stuff to survive and now on top of that he has to deal with a possible crush problem on a not so new troll.

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    In the new era of the Alternian Empire, the ninth solar sweep of the Good Queen's reign, Karkat Vantas acquires a human slave.

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    7/?
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    The Beta Kids and Karkat have landed themselves on Jade's island as victors of the game Sburb. They've won their lives and maybe even a second chance. Unfortunately, Karkat feels the blame for the deaths of so many of his friends. A plan is made to save Karkat from himself, and maybe even everyone else in the process.

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    Karkat seems to be hung up on a boy he met working at a flower shop. Human/Flower Shop AU. Rated E for sexual content to come.

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    10/?
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    So many players dead. Lord English killed most of them.
    He pissed off the wrong group of teenagers.

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    Terezi Pyrope just got a job at the DA's office, which is everything that a young lawyer could ever want. When her first case is against the infamous Matt Murdock, Terezi realizes that something is seriously up with the one other blind lawyer in New York City. In her quest to figure out the truth, Terezi finds herself facing down the supervillains, regular villains, and quite a few strange friends.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have to deal with a lot of shit. But this just takes the cake, I mean how many of you have had to hide your best friend from the cops? Yeah, I thought so. Shit heads.
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    Your name is Tavros Nitram and being a paraplegic sucks donkey ass. But it get's a little bit better when you next door neighbour helps you through it. Oh and you think you're sporting a crush on the guy.
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    Your name is Gamzee Makara and TH/e) vO(!CEs) (W)on%'T) SH(uT U/p.

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    Als0 Kn0wn As: A Ridicul0us H0m3s=uck Fanfic=i0n I D3cid3d W0uld B3 My Firs= 0n3 0n A03
    Pr3==y much, b3caus3 fanfic=i0n, all pl0= g03s =0 h3ll & l3av3s a bundl3 0f c0nfusi0n and drama in i='s wak3
    Wan= a b3==3r summary?????????????
    W3ll, sur3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    L0L N0P3!!!!!!!!!!!!! X3

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    John Egbert has just moved to a new neighborhood. On his first day at his new school he meets Karkat Vantas, a very angry, albeit short, teenage boy his age. After a few months of being friends, John is lead to believe that Karkat has a reason for always being upset. How will this oblivious boy help his best friend open up to him? Will something else blossom out of this relationship? Will Dani ever get better at writing summaries?

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    19,450
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    54
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    102
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    6
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    1200

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