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    Which is how you ended up here, wearing a 90 dollar white gold labret under your lip, and fucking 700 dollar amber plugs. There are perfectly preserved insects trapped in the amber and dead things are kind of your shtick so, obviously, you needed them. James was only happy to oblige. The guy spoils you rotten. Not only with jewelry and clothes out the ass(not to mention the hefty allowances on top of that) but with absolutely mind-blowing sex as well.

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    K so John and Karkat meet, Karkat is head of the drama club, John's the new kid.

    I'm drowning in cliche.

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    A day in the life of John Egbert.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and for fuck's sake, you do not hate John Egbert at all.

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    14/?
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    One of these day's you'll learn to stop setting yourself up for failure.

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    They have two weeks. Two weeks to learn each other and memorize bodies they've seen countless times through webcams. Two weeks to touch, feel, enjoy, savor and love. Two weeks pass by much too quickly.

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    Dave makes Karkat so happy, after a long string of bad relationships. Will this one better?

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    1/?
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    in which i try to write a one-shot for each au in a very long list (or, johnkat garbage as far as the eye can see)

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    4/?
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    It's all led to this. One drunken night, one crazy meeting and then a year of grainy webcams and static phone calls. Everything has led to this very moment and it's better than either of them could have ever imagined.

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    John goes to a festival, and tries to find a friend, while experiencing the funniest day of his life. Karkat goes to the festival to have fun, he goes every year, but this year, he feels something special will happen, and it does.

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    Take me home it's scary to walk the night alone.

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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

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    Karkat moves; that means a new school, a new schedule, and a new realm of bullies to educate. He's used to it though. When your dad is a mobster, you tend to relocate quite a bit. It also helps if you're trained decently in at least six different forms of self defense.
    Oh, and it doesn't hurt that the quiet guy offering his seat to Kar is pretty cute, too.
    Or that a lot of Karkat's old friends also happen to go to his new school and/or happen to live in the same area.
    Although, it is a little unnerving, to say the least, when his dad gets a job, as janitor no less, to "flirt" with the school nurse...
    Ugh. Fuck life.

     

    so i feel like i should probably go ahead and tell you that this will not update in any feasible form of regularity

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    6/?
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    When gentrification threatens to put an independent record store out of business, a group of friends must ban together to save their jobs, their home, and their sanity.

    Loosely based on a 1995 film about a record store starring a certain actress that would make John Egbert proud. Also because I felt like it.

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    Eridan always thought he was a mistake. So did the other trolls. Nothing ever turned out right for him. Nothing at all. But when he gets a matesprit, he changes his mind. But of course being the troll he is, things go terribly wrong. ((Erisol fanfic)) Warning: self harm, suicide attempts, swearing, adult shit later maybe(?)

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    15/?
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    You are John Egbert, and you, Dave, Rose, and Jade plan to buy as many troll slaves as you can afford for no particular reason besides justice and the overwhelming sensation of pity.

    You are Karkat Vantas, and you wonder why the ever loving fuck this pitiful human has saved your ass, and is playing MotherGrub to the rest of your species.

    You are the reader, and I hope you have a box of tissues ready in preparation for sobbing, and a quiet room alone in which you may sail your smutty ships.

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    3/?
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    5
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    The outfit didn't feel right, it didn't feel right. Like he didn't deserve this. The silk lining and the gold engraving on his royal blue jackets and pants. It wasn't him. Yet it would have to be. He was the Heir. He was to inherit the King, his fathers, responsibilities, even though he had been doing them since his fathers passing two years ago. It was unfortunate, a horrible sickness fell over the Kingdom of Prospit and had reached the King. He fell into a deep sleep one day and never woke up. Ever since them he had inherited Prospits throne. In one day he no longer held the title 'Heir'. He was now King Johnathan Egbert, or King John. Today is Coronation Day, he would officially hold the position as King of Prospit.

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    "Today is one of those days where you just want to be dominated."

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    All he’d done was been told to close his eyes--he’d complied without questioning--and had let himself be led out by one of the workers to where the camera apparently was. He couldn’t hear his partner aside from a few footsteps, and couldn’t open his eyes to check who she looked like.

    Au in which John is invited to be in one of those 'kiss projects,' where strangers are invited and paired up with each other, and asked to kiss on camera for a social experiment. John isn't paired up with the pretty girl he expects.

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    Karkat realizes it was a mistake to go to any party that Dave Strider hosts. The reason? Well, let's just say that John got really delirious...

    And now Karkat is contacting Kanaya to rescue him from the chaos. Will Karkat ever be able to face John again after what happened? Will Kanaya be able to heal their relationship? Will there be a happy ending (yes)?

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    5/5
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