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    At age 12, Karkat and his older brother, Kankri, are finally moving back into their old family home. It is at a nearby dock that Karkat meets a Merman named John, who is more than eager to make friends with the lonely boy. Unfortunately for him, Karkat's more than a little reluctant to make friends with a mythical creature.

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    The revolution had started between the low bloods and the high bloods, many men and women have lost their lives in this battle for freedom including a well loved Lusus. Kankri Vantas and his brother are mutants to the state and have spent most of their life running away from those who seek to destroy them, with no friends and no family but their own they are forced to live in a life of solitude constantly changing from safe house to safe house. However the one fatal mistake that Kankri always makes is that he's alone. All that changes one night when he discovers a group of children of all different bloods and backgrounds, working together to survive in what seems like an apocalyptic world, and for the first time, Kankri feels like he's home.

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    Now, before we start anything big, let me explain something. In today’s society, it has been known for strong willed people to hallucinate a being that constantly voices their darkest feelings. These hallucinations are called Tricksters.

    Not everyone has a trickster, and if you have one it’s not a good thing. At. All. A trickster will try to sucker you into their emotions and thoughts, but don’t start giving in to their thoughts or they will take control for a small period of time. A trickster is said to be a big horrible monster with beguiling ways that can make even the strongest person break eventually.

    Since that’s out of the way, you’re John Egbert, and you have a trickster. Remember how I just stated that tricksters are big horrible monsters? Well, not really. At least your trickster didn’t look it…

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    John and Dave tries to convince Karkat to adopt.

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    Défi des 100 thèmes sur le couple John/Karkat.

    Thème 1: Introduction.
    Quand John pose des questions, et que Karkat y répond...

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    When you're 18 you stop aging until you find your soulmate, thats not true. When you're 18 your soulmate's name appears on your hand. Thats not real either. What your soulmate first says to you is imprinted on your arm. Is that true?

    Its hard to tell. Everyone has it differently, and sometimes they have it all.

    John Egbert has been alive for 923 years, 7 months, 2 weeks, 18 hours, and 49 minutes now.

    Sure you have cool rad cousins, a skeptical sister, a best bro, your strange cynical wise girl-friend, and this weird psycho chick you met at a college party and are now bffs with. Its cool, you likes yout life, to an extent. It get drab, boring, dull, REPETITIVE after nine centuries.

    You are this close to just going off to live in a retirement home and play chess with your nana and poppop. However the Lalonde sisters aren't very keen on your idea, and instead drag you onto their annual camping trip, with added company you certainly DO NOT know.

    Your name is John Egbert, and you worry you might end up having to deal these 2 sisters until their dying day.

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    I started writing this the day after the Homestuck credits were updated.

    A "John is sad and Gamzee is still with his abuser and that is unacceptable" fic.

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    When John turned 16, he didn't hit puberty. Puberty hit him. Like a fucking truck.

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    Dave and Karkat have a pretty sweet life really. They're perfect for each other, even though their personalities conflict. Not to mention the band they have going on with Terezi and Sollux. It's all going pretty great and now that Karkat is 18, a whole new world of possibilities have opened up for him. That is until he gets some new on his 18th birthday that isn't so great. The life he thought he was going to live, is now no longer and somehow he's ended up in a small apartment with this kid named John Egbert trying to build his band from the ground again.

    (Punkstuck and Band AU)

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    It's a whole new world and it comes with it's own challenges and responsibilities. Turns repopulation is nessesary to survive as a species. A.KA. watch as trolls try to learn akwardly learn about parenting and John is the village slut.

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    Karkat is a breeder troll, a fate to those who were previously seen as freaks and culled. Now, being born with bright red blood makes him destined to give birth to grubs in place of the extinct Mother Grub. He resents and rebels against his fate. He finds an old decrepit castle which he makes his home and eventually turns it into an orphanage. But trolls were never one to take differences lightly and are determined to put Karkat in his place. They won't take change lightly, especially in times of desperation.
    Includes panels. The panels that contain gore are censored with a link to the uncensored version. Also a few NSFW panels that are not censored.

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    John's just excited to finally live with his buddy. It's like a permanent sleepover! A one shot in the dark....literally.

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    John Egbert is the last Dragonborn and may or may not be in over his head. Karkat saves him once and winds up along for the ride. Together they fight crime- er - wander Skyrim in search of adventure. Come join the party for a romantic epic fantasy adventure full of fun and silliness. With a little bit of seriousness and occasional smut, but mostly fun and silliness.

    Exactly what it says on the tin. An updated and semi-novelized version of the askskyrimjohnkat blog on tumblr.

    I may add more tags as they become relevant. Full list of pairings in the opening notes in order to not clog up searches (will be edited as they appear).

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    Some kids live in a small town and dream of making it big and making out.
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    Ever so loosely inspired by the song Waltz For Richard by First Aid Kit. This will be the first fic I ever actually finish lmao

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    CG: YOU’RE IN A CLASS WITH JIMMY JOHN?
    TG: no hes jimmy johns john
    CG: WAIT, HE ISN’T ACTUALLY JIMMY JOHN *FROM* JIMMY JOHN’S?
    TG: just john from jimmy johns
    CG: I SURE AM GLAD WE GOT THAT CLEARED UP.

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    The Game has yet to be completed, every time you lose or get a game over the whole thing starts over again. John, Jake, and Kanaya have to relive the game over and over again as the rest of the players are blissfully unaware it just keeps happening. Jake finally decides to speak up and suggests not playing the game in the first place and finally, it has worked. They aren't playing the game. How coincidental that Scratch thought it'd make everyone stronger to be put on the same planet.

    Everyone's together and maybe this time they'll get a normal life.

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    Rose accidentally gets pregnant...WITH JOHNS CHILD???!!! Then a few years later John meets Karkat and they fall in love. There's memes, really gay Karkat, and beautiful Johnkat.

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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    Will add pairings as I go on.

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    Newternia's streets are merciless, especially if you happen to be a hard-boiled human Detective on your first case with a crazy Legislacerator.

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    This is weird. This is weirder than weird. This is one of the weirdest things you’ve ever experienced in your entire life, and one time you saw meteors fall from the sky and destroy the little suburban neighborhood you’d grown up in.

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