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    "You think you’re going to be sick. Your two childhood best friends are going out with each other.

    Your two childhood crushes are dating each other."

     

    It was hard when your first love left you with a broken heart you never knew you could have. It was hard when your second love pushed you away out of fear.

    It was harder when you realized that after all those years, they both still loved you and were still willing to give you a chance.

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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    He found his one, his soulmate who brought colour and joy to his world and everything was perfect. But everything doesn't stay perfect.

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    “What will happen to the Void?” “What’ll heppen to the Void?”
    “don’t worry about it Frisk.” “Dont Fret About It Roxy.”

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    3/?
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    Défi des 100 thèmes sur le couple John/Karkat.

    Thème 1: Introduction.
    Quand John pose des questions, et que Karkat y répond...

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    John Egbert is the last Dragonborn and may or may not be in over his head. Karkat saves him once and winds up along for the ride. Together they fight crime- er - wander Skyrim in search of adventure.

    Exactly what it says on the tin. An updated and semi-novelized version of the askskyrimjohnkat blog on tumblr.

    I may add more tags as they become relevant. Full list of pairings in the opening notes in order to not clog up searches (will be edited as they appear).

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    12/?
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    6
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    50
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    10
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    Karkat is a breeder troll, a fate to those who were previously seen as freaks and culled. Now, being born with bright red blood makes him destined to give birth to grubs in place of the extinct Mother Grub. He resents and rebels against his fate, but society is slow to change. Especially in times of desperation.
    Includes panels. The panels that contain gore are censored with a link to the uncensored version.

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    Chapters:
    28/?
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    735
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    607
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    86
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    In an alternate universe, Homestuck characters are the people of a struggling earthen colony. I am trying my best to present a very descriptive experience.

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    2/?
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    3
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    9
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    2
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    Alternate universe. In this world, there was no Sgrub session, and a few events from the human space age have happened earlier, but these are only minorly related to the plot. After a failed Alternian invasion of Earth, humans managed to turn the tide and end up winning the war, and enslaved the entirety of the Alternian people.

    John decides to purchase a troll without being fully aware of the reality of the situation, instead believing much of "common knowledge" instead, and realizes the reality of what humanity has really done and tries his best to cope with a language and cultural barrier and create an environment for his new troll to live in.

    Rating and warnings are for later chapters, and are a bit conservative, but I prefer to rate my fics higher if I'm on the fence about a rating or warning.

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    9/?
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    The three of you were in Dave's pickup truck, on your way to Jade’s birthday party she was throwing for her dog, Bec.

    Dave had been turned in the driver's seat, looking past John at you, wiggling his pale as hell eyebrows over his shades, mid-innuendo when suddenly-

    You don't remember.

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    2/?
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    The Kingdom of Alternia sends one of its most promising (if reluctant) to serve Skaia's heir apparent. Karkat Vantas has met John before. He hasn't met his competition.

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    3/?
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    Karkat is writing a novel, John wants to read it, Dave just wants to connect with his best friends again. Maybe together they'll make a good story.

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    4/?
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    When a certain circumstance forces two aliens to flee their planet to the foreign planet Earth, an apartment owned by two stoic brothers becomes a shelter to the hidden refugees. Will they maintain their disguise and sanity while dealing with both their problems and that if the Strider family? Pairings may include CrabApple, PepsiCola, Communism, and timaeusTriggered.

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    4/?
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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    Will add pairings as I go on.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    398
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    207
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    Two thousand years after the Sufferer freed humanity from enslavement by trollkind, the 8 Guardians are a mix of scientists, teachers, assassins, terrorists, and extremely successful anti psionics officers. After volunteering for a program to genetically engineer humans with psionic proficiency, each has joint ownership of the Kids with the human military.

    The Kids have high profile military careers laid out for them. Unfortunately, no one ever asked clone designation JE0 if he wanted a military career. When his dues come knocking, he can’t kill and he can’t die. Manipulated on all sides into cooperating with terrorists and trolls, he may well tear a hole in Order at the cost of his own mind.

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    High school can be tough for everyone. This is especially true when you're hiding a secret that can never be told.

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    There once lived 4 neighboring kingdoms. The Heart, Diamond, Club, and Spade Kingdoms lived together in peace until the Spade Kingdom suddenly declared war on every kingdom. The king desires to obtain the Sacred Jewels of each kingdom for his queen. The three kingdoms sought the help of the Troll's Kingdom. Along the way, relationships develop, powers are discovered, and bonds are created. Will the Spade Kingdom get what they want or will the Trolls and humans stop them? Read to find out.

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    10/?
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    Que faire quand votre petite-amie slash loup-garou se met à agir bizarrement après avoir été mordue par une créature étrange ? Dave Strider n'a malheureusement pas la réponse, mais il va devoir la trouver. Et vite.

    - MAINTENANT AVEC ILLUSTRATION ! -

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    1/?
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    I started writing this the day after the Homestuck credits were updated.

    A "John is sad and Gamzee is still with his abuser and that is unacceptable" fic.

    Update schedule under heavy revision

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    English
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    16/?
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    Alternatively titled in which John struggles as a trans freshman in high school who may or may not be totally gay for his best friend, who is, coincidentally, also a trans freshman in high school.

    (Note: this is NOT abandoned and it WILL be updated asap,, i am really sorry guys filler chapters are hard and i have a very specific plan for when they get together,, i might change that though and just make it two months sooner in the story timeline than i planned for the sake of getting it flowing again)

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    English
    Words:
    10,410
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    11
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    79
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    770

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