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In a universe where humans worship 12 powerful demons that demand sacrifices to feed their power, John Egbert's soul is claimed by the Starfather of Cancer.
Tonight, Karkat finally comes to collect what he is owed.
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- Part 1 of Soulbound
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A play off of the film of the same name. Jade was just searching for something to do with the rest of her life. Rose was just looking for the plot for her new best seller. And Karkat was just hoping that someone would touch his penis and not feel deeply ashamed about it afterwards. A mysterious stranger with an even more confounding plan seeks to change all of that. But will it be for the better?
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John owns a small ice cream parlor and is planning on expanding. Karkat is a CEO of a large company. The two meet and Karkat graciously offers to invest but this seems too good to be true... there has to be a catch somewhere, right?
Also featuring Kankri as an annoying older brother, the Sufferer as the most clingy dad, and Dave as that guy.
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happy "johnkat day"?
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"You don't know what Heaven tastes like, but if you had to choose between all the things you've tasted, Jade's lips would be the closest." A typical clichè high school AU fic of spin the bottle entails fluffy feelings.
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Karkat is out and out never letting the odd stick of a preacher's son ride his horse ever again. Or accepting a ride from Strider ever again, either. Faster, Maplehoof!
Or, In Which There Is A Car Chase, Except With Horses, And Also Quite A Lot Of Making Out.
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John, the clumsy fuck, falls, hits his head, and when he regains consciousness, he can't exactly remember much but he does seem to have gained a new ability.
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The Misadventures of Jane, Roxy, Dirk and Jake As They Try To Get The Better of Their Older Siblings (and Karl!)
(Jane is around 14-15 here.)
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After the events of Young Tender Hearts Beat Fast, Dave and Gamzee just want to get back to normal. (Whatever "normal" means.)
Of course, that's pretty much asking the impossible when it comes to these two.
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- Part 4 of Nuclearstuck
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but i’ll be just fine, yeah i’m fine, sleep well. by sicklikewinter for catlockholmes
Homestuck
17 Sep 2012
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Sometimes you just want to sleep, not indulge John in his silly shenanigans.
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Karkat Vantas, once a rising dance star who lost his muse after a painful rejection, is a Ballet instructor at Skaia Dance Academy for trolls and humans. Once one of the most remarkable dancers is now helping others follow the dream he once had.
John Egbert, a former student at Skaia, is returning to see if he can still follow his dream of being a professional dancer. Having the skill necessary, he only needs to be pushed harder to reach his true potential.
The minute John steps into the studio, he is singled out by his instructor who he knows all too well.
For Tumblr user Nevernoahh.
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"I hate you," he once said, clear liquid welling in his eyes. Translucent red formed in your own as you pushed him away, yelled something you can no longer remember, stormed off and cried. You, of such high importance, cried because someone told you he hated you.
You are not strong, and neither is he.
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straightforwardly, without complexities or pride by chimesDissent, Tamagus for catlockholmes, palhomo
Homestuck
13 Sep 2012
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It might be the way he looks at you, or maybe it's the way you've learned to look at him. Whatever it is, you don't want to let it go.
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Karkat has always blamed himself for what he did to his cousin. He just never thought he'd have a chance to fix it. Now, trapped in her dream world, Karkat must find a way to convince her that it's not real before time runs out. In this fantastical land he runs into the interesting characters that roam the world. And in short I suck at summaries, just read and find out how it all goes down, will you?
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In which Karkat and Terezi are taking a dangerous prisoner to face Alternian justice but get waylaid by air pirates.
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In which the ectosiblings switch patron trolls before the start of the Sburb.
(Relationships tentative and subject to change as the series progresses. & is a spoiler censor for quadrant.)
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Karkat has hidden himself away in the new army for the New Mighty Empress, Feferi. Her rule has freed lowbloods from injustice, but now there's too many empty holes to fill. His mission: obtain slaves. His target: Planet Earth. What he doesn't know is that Earth has more surprises than he can really keep up with. John is one of them. His blue eyes are another.
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So you know how in that episode of 30 Rock in which Jack turns fifty and he goes on a desperate quest to reignite the kind of intense, unselfconscious happiness that drove him to throw up as a kid, and at the same time Tracy wants to go into space, so there are these two simultaneous ridiculous storylines that in their overlap reveal how Tracy, Kenneth, and Jack all see the world through very specific lenses.
I see you're getting excited. Don't get excited.
The point is that I am like those three, but instead of seeing everyone as myself, puppets, or attached to a yellow numerical value, I see everyone as asexual.