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    John hates his little sister Jane and his new step-mom. He's supposed to watch his sister for the night, but instead in a fit of rage he sends her to the Goblin King with an ill-planned wish. My take on Labyrinthstuck based on an rp with my pal Tess (Warning: flashback initially for the first few chapters but then John is of age once the arc in the Underground is done)

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    Eridan always thought he was a mistake. So did the other trolls. Nothing ever turned out right for him. Nothing at all. But when he gets a matesprit, he changes his mind. But of course being the troll he is, things go terribly wrong. ((Erisol fanfic)) Warning: self harm, suicide attempts, swearing, adult shit later maybe(?)

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    Can't take the kid from the fight
    Take the fight from the kid

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    The important thing to recognize here is that you did not ever intend to drug your friend--or trap yourself in a vortex of emotional trauma.

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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

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    This settles it. The universe has it out for Karkat Vantas. Locating the root of the cosmos’ wrath against him is going to be nigh impossible, when the following ***super important*** facts are taken into scrutinizing consideration: He doesn’t know jack-shit besides the fact that a) he’s Karkat Vantas and b) God himself has a personal vendetta against his sorry amnesic ass. Jack-shit includes (but is not limited to): why he keeps getting attacked by things that LOOK like trolls but ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT TROLLS--unless horn removal is the hot new trend for piss-pan Alternians; and why the voices of unknown acquaintances’ past keep regurgitating audible word vomit inside his think pan.

    And to top off the neverending shitstorm express that will become his new life, he wakes up in a dumpster. To assume he’d wake up in any better a place is asinine on levels equivalent to scratching one’s bulge with a running chainsaw.

    When he breaks into four kids’ apartment to escape imminent death, the last thing he’s expecting is help.

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    Your name is John Egbert, and you hate everyone.

    More importantly, you hate yourself -- your stupid teeth, the even stupider headgear that you're forced to wear everywhere, and the slur of every s that leaves your lips. It seems everyone hates you, actually; why haven't you offed yourself yet? Right, because you have two friends (Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde), a loving father, and an unrequited crush on eighth grader Dave Strider. That might be what you hate most about yourself, next to the teeth/headgear/slurred speech.

    Fuck your life.

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    the title says it all.

    this is a part of a larger fic I am writing but this part works wonderfully as a one shot

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    A machine on the meteor sends John through time and space to live as a troll on Alternia, only sweeps before it was destroyed.

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    John's mad at Karkat, who's probably more in love with troll John Travolta at the moment than John.

     

    welp, I'm slowly uploading my three-year old fics, and I'm pretty sure this is crack. Not exactly sure what was going through my mind back then... I vaguely remember this as being angst originally, but it's far from that now. I might re-write it, but for know, have some dumb shit I wrote at 2 AM three years ago :^)

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    (AN AU where Trolls and Humans both live on Earth, with the Trolls migrating from Alternia years ago.) John and Karkat have been childhood friends, and Dave met John online a few years back. Moving to Washington about a year ago, he and Karkat have gotten on decent terms. They all slowly but surely realize that they're all pointlessly in love, while trying to get through troubles at home and school.

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    And so it was the day that Karkat Vantas was set to die.

    At exactly 11:45 this night Karkat Vantas will simply stop breathing.

    His death will be peaceful, and covered in baloney.

     

    And it will only be the beginning.

    Because this tiny, old, baloney-covered man has a very long journey to take.

    And a very special man to find.

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    John and Karkat separately ask Rose and Kanaya about what they should do in terms of their relationship.

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    Karkat Vantas is the stage manager of a popular vaudeville theater indebted to The Mob. John Egbert is a runaway with nimble fingers and an excess of grist.

    Easy answers don't make easy solutions.

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    Your name is David Lee Strider. You’re 21 years old and a little more than half way through your first semester as a Junior at Skaia University in the beautiful city of Houston, Texas.

    You’re also completely fucked.

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    The past beats down John Egbert's front door one day, forcing him to venture alone into the life that took his mother and grandmother. Well, not completely alone. Dave tagged along as well. In a world where an underground resistance challenges the tyranny of the empire, John Egbert will disappear. The Heir of Breath will rise in his place as a decades-old organization gears up toward its final goal- to take out the empress herself.

    Rated for violence, suggestive situations, and Karkat Vantas.

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    He groans. It comes out in bitchin' non-sentences and something that sounds like sex or maybe a spell.
    (If he say’s your name you’ll be fall to your knees: let me suck your dick till your face grows into pansies you tiny ass of a friend-idiot-something-best)

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    Take me home it's scary to walk the night alone.

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    John is able to learn a lot about basic troll biology through many encounters, accidents, and humorous yet awkward exchanges, along with the help of his human and troll friends.

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    2/?
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    John never expected an earthquake to hit his town. He didn't expect the tsunami that followed. And he definitely didn't expect the merman the waves left behind.

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