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    In which John is a single father, looking for someone who can watch over his daughter while he teaches in the afternoons and evenings. Karkat is a broke college student whose classes reside in morning times. Dave watches from the sidelines.

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    Karkat and Egderp have sex for the first time. That's it. There's litterally nothing else to it.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and for fuck's sake, you do not hate John Egbert at all.

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    3/?
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    The only good thing about Karkat Vantas' life is John Egbert. The only bad thing about Eridan Ampora's life is Sollux Captor.
    At least that's what everyone thinks.

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    18/?
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    John gets to know Karkat over the course of a year on the meteor. But John will have to face Vriska, and only then will he realize karkat has feelings for him... Super fluffy!

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    Deployment is what happens when you and five thousand of your closest friends pile into a floating city and do laps in the Persian Gulf for months on end. Includes foreign booze, jet planes, and the best friends you've ever had.

    Boot Camp didn't prepare you for this.

    (Tags will be updated as chapters are added)

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    13/?
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    So many players dead. Lord English killed most of them.
    He pissed off the wrong group of teenagers.

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    Karkat is an unhappy cashier, and John has a craving for marshmallows. What could possibly go wrong?

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    A machine on the meteor sends John through time and space to live as a troll on Alternia, only sweeps before it was destroyed.

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    John and Karkat are too afraid to tell each other their feelings. This, however, doesn't stop their relationship from growing

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    3
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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

    Series
    • Part 1 of C&V
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    42/?
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    John remembers a pair of eyes that spark his curiosity for Vampires. What happens when the same pair of eyes are seen again when they start their new semester at school?

    **NSFW**

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    4/?
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    When Karkat agreed to have coffee with John, the last thing he expected was to fall in love. But with blue eyes and a bright smile, John snatched him up and there was no way in hell he was ever going to let Karkat go.

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    There exists a different timeline where John accepts Jade’s offer to jump through her and join Dave, Karkat, and the others on their three year journey on the meteor. Through some twist in the fabric of time, space and at least three other metaphorical abstractions, John and Karkat become boyfriend…matesprit… things and do boyfriend-matesprit stuff. Now suddenly Karkat isn’t feeling well? Both species will end up learning a few things that they may not have wanted to about Troll Biology.

    Also contains weird bullshit science, gratuitous switching of POV, weird game mechanics, teenagers totally having sex, prankster shenanigans, dumb kids being dumb, stupid portmanteau words where I try to be clever, and many other things that may or may not have to do with alien boy pregnancy. Tags specific to the chapter will be listed in beginning notes!

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    Chapters:
    30/?
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    58
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    It's been a few months. Karkat isn't completely perfect, but that's okay.

    ...You have new things to worry about (or explore).

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    John was having a rather lovely day.

    until he met HIM.

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    “Are you seriously doubting that Vantas has the hots for you?”
    “He doesn't” John states, he says it like it's the clearest thing to him, like it's a truth he's known to be real for so long it stopped being a thought and started being fact long ago.
    “Bro you could not possibly be more wrong in your life.” He really couldn't.

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    John and Karkat marathon a movie, then Karkat has to pee.John won't let Karkat leave. What will happen next?

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    The clouds have always prophesied red to Jade, and she's never know what it has meant.

    When Jade finds herself is at death's door after her Grandpa passes away, a mysterious boy named Dave Strider appears, showing her things she's never thought she'd see, giving her a new life, friends and a purpose.

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