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    No SBURB Coffee Shop AU in which Karkat Vantas simply attempts to get through his second year of college while working part-time in a small locally owned coffee shop, facing such trials as “why the fuck do those two assholes keep coming back,” “why do they keep ordering coffee they never drink anything you make,” and “HOW MANY TIMES CAN THEY KNOCK OVER THE SAME THREE TABLES OH MY GOD.”

    Includes one (1) easily irate demon, one (1) long suffering objecthead, one (1) often-clueless slime boy, one (1) natural disaster walking, one (1) moth girl, multiple fish people, one (1) werewolf, one (1) dragon, and several instances of things that should really get somebody banned from a coffee shop.

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    1/3
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    12
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    1
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    There are unforeseen repercussions to being a mutant. John is not prepared to let Karkat go through them alone.

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    3/?
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    42
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    80
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    16
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    671
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    About an hour before the final bell is supposed to ring the air vents groan out an odd gurgling, constipated noise. At the front the teacher pauses mid-sentence, mouth still open and left eye nervously twitching. Next to you Sollux checks his watch, gives a start and promptly snatches up his text book to hold it above his head like a impromptu roof. You follow suit —barely in time for the vents to barf out a truly outrageous amount of glitter. Heart shaped glitter, which spews into the room, billowing through the air and promptly covering everything in an eye watering layer of aggressively rufescent sparkles. Classy.

     

    Valentine's day is the perfect day for pranking. Really, it is!
    (Karkat is not amused. Lucky for John he looks cute in that dress)

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    2,125
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    229
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    You are John Egbert, and you, Dave, Rose, and Jade plan to buy as many troll slaves as you can afford for no particular reason besides justice and the overwhelming sensation of pity.

    You are Karkat Vantas, and you wonder why the ever loving fuck this pitiful human has saved your ass, and is playing MotherGrub to the rest of your species.

    You are the reader, and I hope you have a box of tissues ready in preparation for sobbing, and a quiet room alone in which you may sail your smutty ships.

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    English
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    10,411
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    365
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    Sburb is over, and the humans and trolls have won. Everyone who died during the game is resurrected. Now all that everyone is waiting for is some more adventure to ensue in their new lives.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    264
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    What do you do if you meet a troll? Hide.
    I mean, it's not like you're going to outrun them. They're about twenty-five feet tall.
    John is really starting to regret this whole beanstalk shtick. The grumpy guy who lives over his house is nothing like he expected! He's actually super adorable.
    ...Unfortunately, he still kind of wants to eat John.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    90
    Kudos:
    177
    Bookmarks:
    27
    Hits:
    3631
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    It’s times like these when you really start to struggle. When winter comes early and leaves you hungry and awake when you should be full and sleeping. So every day, when the sun is high enough to shed some warmth, you scour your territory to its farthest reaches in the hopes of finding something to fill your belly with. And for three days, you come back empty handed.

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    1/1
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    1
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    78
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    John goes to a festival, and tries to find a friend, while experiencing the funniest day of his life. Karkat goes to the festival to have fun, he goes every year, but this year, he feels something special will happen, and it does.

    Language:
    English
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    5,536
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    137
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    You meet him in a coffee shop, of all places.

    Actually, it'd be more accurate to say that he finds you in a coffee shop, his bright blue eyes wide with glee. He bounces up to you, like an overgrown puppy, and sticks a hand in your face because he's so much taller than you that that's where it goes.

    "Hi!" he squeaks, entirely too awake for this fucking hour of the morning. "I'm John!"

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    English
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    10,705
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    17
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    138
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    John moves from Washington to Texas.

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    3/?
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    3
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    24
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    276
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    As aliens are welcomed to Earth, the Condesce denounced, and history made, trolls and cherubs must be integrated into society. Years later, species segregation has ended, and Sburb High School has been founded.

    Or/

    Were you looking for yet another high school au with the ancestors as parents and the other two of the same blood colour as the high school kids without any explanation of where their other parent is or how this happened? Then this is for you! Chock full of random ships and an abnormal amount of caliginous flirting. Otherwise known as I tried to fit every AU I could think of into one fic and it kind of sort of worked.

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    English
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    1,380
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    4
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    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    58
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    Read it to find out what happens .~

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    English
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    17,280
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    23
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    83
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    1196
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    "You are the piece of me, I didn't know I'd need."

    A new era has fallen upon Albion with a new brand of Heroes. John is at the center with a troll whose come along to fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he was meant to be all along.

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    English
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    211,564
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    316
    Kudos:
    214
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    41
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    3732
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    Take me home it's scary to walk the night alone.

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    3/?
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    1
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    6
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    91
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    When your brother died it took everything you had to not fall apart, to wait until you were sure Terezi couldn't see before you cried your eyes out. She couldn't understand and you couldn't exactly tell here. Since then you've made sure you are always distracted, and when you're not you've got Karkat you're moirail to piece you together.

    But today's the day that he is meant to show up. When he does you break down its been too long for their to e as much grief as there is anger left, so you let it all out on him.

    Not an easy task when he'll win a bet to earn your friendship and you'll slowly start to give more than just friendship to him.

    So what will happen when the winners universe isn't what you will want but what you think you want at the moment?

    You're name is Dave Strider, your brother and lover Bro Strider died when you were 13, now your 16 and your falling for his clone Dirk Strider, one day you'll be 17 and you'll win and lose at the same time.

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    English
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    9,278
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
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    25
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    6
    Hits:
    333
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    John is upset.

    ((PLEASE DON'T READ THIS THIS IS JUST VENT FANFICTION))

    Language:
    English
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    83
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    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    12
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    387
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    John did what he had to do. He had to fix everything. The weight was on his shoulders and he had to fix things so they would live. The sacrifices he made would haunt him for the rest of his life but he would tell no one. He just didn't expect Karkat to figure it out all on his own.

    Language:
    English
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    2,000
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    12
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    29
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    193
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    John had stumbled into it on accident during one of his walks into the forest near his apartment in Connecticut. It had been a long and stressful day for him and he wanted to unwind. A relaxing walk through the forest at night usually helped. This night, however, held a little surprise for him.

    After all, it’s not everyday you see an angel and rescue it from death.

    Language:
    English
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    11,534
    Chapters:
    3/20
    Comments:
    16
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    296
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    A day in the life of John Egbert.

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    Language:
    English
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    3,670
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    11
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    290
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and for fuck's sake, you do not hate John Egbert at all.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,083
    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    838

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