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    Karkat finds it hard to fit in at his new school. He's always in some kind of trouble, or he's just being a plain old asshole who doesn't know jack about the person he's ranting about.
    One day, in the front office, he meets a goofy looking kid with black rimmed glasses, brown fluffy hair, and a black eye. Over the next few weeks, they grow on each other, and eventually become the best of friends.
    But is that all they feel towards each other?

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    We reach the landing and he sets the lamp down and reaches for the key.

    "You really want to know, Dirk?"

    "Yeah" you answer because whatever it is, it's driving him crazy.

    "Fantastic" he answers, smiling. He then adds a little harshly "You're the only person in the world who I think really deserves to know, you've had more of an influence on my life than you think" picking up the lamp he steps through the doorway "Shut the door behind you"

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    Homestuck-Dorian Grey crossover, second person, multiple points of view.

    Updating every weekend (at least).

    My tumblr is notawalnut and I track the tag apoje.

    Enjoy! :D

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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You're blind and possibly have fallen for a dork with broken glasses.

    Your name is John Egbert

    You're not a homosexual but you've just fallen for a blind guy with odd shades.

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    11/?
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    15 year old Karkat Vantas never got along with his older brother, Kankri. Or his parents. Or anyone, really. But when his brother falls into a coma, why does someone familiar start pestering him? And what are these strange memories that keep popping into his head?

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    3/?
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    "Have a great summer. Maybe you could visit me up here in Washington sometime :B"

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    Awful fanfic in which John the naiad meets Karkat the satyr.

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    While scrolling through his old Tumblr, John remembers all the blogs he followed that posted all things sweets. Karkat, sprawled across the bed and watching from behind the blue-hooded nerd, realises he has a rather powerful fetish for... Human sweets.

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    Sorry guys but I might come back latter this year Cuse I already have like half of the 6 chapter On my phone But when I look back at this I don't like how I wrote it so I might jut rewrite it all together really

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    AU- Tiny!humans:

    Earth existed in the trolls universe already and it is one of the planet's HIC conquered. Instead of completely wiping humanity from existence she sent them to Alternia.
    Human's, incidentally, are 1/12th the size of trolls. They are always on the alert because everything on Alternia, including the trolls, eat humans.

    In this story I made John and Jake brothers with Jake being 3 years older than John.

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    It started with a text. One simple little text that really wasn't all that innocent and Karkat regretted the moment he sent it. But there was no turning back now. He didn't expect one little text to get him exactly what he'd always wanted.

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    Post-sburb. All the kids, trolls and cherubs have been turned human and planted on Earth. The memories of SBURB are buried deep in their subconscious, and though Dirk and Roxy may remember, it seems no one else does.
    Its five years after the game and things are slowly returning to normal, until Dirk stands up for a new-artist he finds to actually be an old enemy. Will things be different, now that memories are missing? What happens when the old memories are sparked?

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    In which John admits that he is completely head-over-heels in love with Karkat.

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    What do you do if you meet a troll? Hide.
    I mean, it's not like you're going to outrun them. They're about twenty-five feet tall.
    John is really starting to regret this whole beanstalk shtick. The grumpy guy who lives over his house is nothing like he expected! He's actually super adorable.
    ...Unfortunately, he still kind of wants to eat John.

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    10/?
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    It all starts with a simple post-coital question: “So, Karkat, you still have that crush on John?”
    As if a relationship between /two/ guys wasn't messy enough. Especially when one's trans, one's a troll, and the last still isn't sure what his sexuality is.

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    He's come to this place to die. He knows there's no hope of surviving, and he's already lost too much to turn back. The only goal he has left is to take some of these bastards down before he goes. He promised Crabdad that much.
    His name is Karkat Vantas, and these are the threshecutioner trials.
    His name is Karkat Vantas, and this is the reason he fights.
    If only it were simpler.

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    Karkat was a nobody. One more kid with zero potential doomed to live and shrivel up in the slums he was born in.
    Dave was a version of that same kid, minus the horns.
    John was a somebody. But his friends thought there was a lot more to him than that.

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    3/?
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    Karkat is an unhappy cashier, and John has a craving for marshmallows. What could possibly go wrong?

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    This was not supposed to happen.

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    In which one reborn New-Earth troll is a high maintenance moirail, boyfriendating is hard for members of any species, and the human boy doesn’t want anyone getting down to the bottom of this mystery...

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    5/?
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    49
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    4
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    533

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