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    John Egbert. Male. Tendency to fall into a catatonic state if not occupied. Must keep his hands moving at all times, and is best if around patient "Karkat Vantas." Institutionalized 12/24/11 after declaring that he will be "God tier" and he'll kill himself a hundred times to reach it. Do not give him any writing utensils or sharp objects.

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    Six years after the SBURB incident, John asks Karkat out. It is with more pleasure than he admits that the alternian says yes. Almost five years later, John is acting suspicious with Dave and Karkat is very worried.

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    If there's one thing that scares John Egbert, it's an angry troll. Of course, that might be partly because he's incessantly bullied by a group of trolls in school, but luckily for him, he has an online friend perfectly angry to help. Now if only he could keep his friends from dating the aliens, things might be alright. Or would be, if it wasn't for Karkat Vantas.

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    A spying mission from Earth to Alternia goes wrong. Instead of simply piloting a troll body, John Egbert finds his consciousness fully embedded into a troll's. With no support whatsoever from the world he knows, he must stumble his way through troll life, find his team mates and find a way out.

    But nothing is ever easy, especially for a fish out of water. Things are bound to get in the way. Namely, quadrants.
    Quadrants, and one troll named Karkat Vantas.

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    There's no way that Karkat's first date with John is going to end well.

    So maybe that means it's a good thing that the universe seems to be conspiring to keep it from happening?

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    "No, you don't understand, he's gone. Someone took him. Please, you have to help me find him."

    After two years of suffering in captivity, John Egbert finds himself passed out on his best friend's front door. He's bloody, bettered, and utterly destroyed. However, with the help of his boyfriend, family, and friends, he'll slowly start to get better. All the while, they're trying to bring justice to John my finding, and killing his kidnapper.

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    Gods are nearly impossible to kill, and it's unheard of to kill twelve of them. Well some fucker managed to do it.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have just been told that you're a God. Under any other circumstance you'd think they were crazy, however the person who informed you is literally made out of wind.

    Your name is Kanaya Maryam and although you in no way are into tentacles, you believe you might make an exception for the Eldritch beauty that visits you in your dreams.

    Your name is Terezi Pyrope and while you may be blind you are almost certain the man before you is made of fire.

    Your name is Tavros Nitram and did that dog just talk to you?

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    "Ever since the Terrans and Alternians sought refuge on the twin planets of Derse and Prospit, there was a continual underlying power struggle between the two races. After years of bloody civil war, Derse found a tentative solution in dual rulership. A tetrarchy dividing the planet between the northern and southern hemispheres, with an Alternian governing the south and a Terran the north..."

    Twin planets divided by a thick belt of asteroids, traversed by intrepid individuals known as couriers, who were willing to risk life and limb to connect the two by delivering important missives. Twin planets ruled very differently, but each a compromise between the two races who call them their home.

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    A lot can happen in just a few short days. Or hours. Or seconds, even. Of course, as John and Karkat fondly recall, falling in love is one of them.

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    “Don't be silly, worse is the last thing that this can get.”
    Dave Strider, king of irony, just had to say that.

    When it comes to disasters, this could possibly be the one that destroys Karkat Vantas.
    Due to faulty wiring and the words of Dave Strider (whether or not they actually played a part, we will be blaming him), John and Karkat are trapped-together nonetheless- on an abandoned ship in the middle of their freshly created universe.
    And believe me, anything can get worse, if you say the right..er..wrong, words.

    Rated Mature for future scenes.

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    High school can be tough for everyone. This is especially true when you're hiding a secret that can never be told.

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    I've always wanted to be a doctor. Always wanted to help people. So when I met Nepeta and Karkat Vantas, I knew I would have to help them, mainly him, out in any way possible. Even if that meant helping him grieve over his wife's inevitable death. Rated M for later chapters.

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    Fighting guys with guns was hard enough, but fighting an invisible gas that causes people to enter a deliriously happy homocidal state of being is even harder. For once, John's going to discover what it's like to have the air as an enemy.

    ((Basically a bunch of scenes from a never-going-to-happen sidestory of Real Men Wear Tights. I don't think I have it in me to write a full-blown fic out of this.))

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    (OH MY GOD I'M SO PICKY ABOUT THIS SUMMARY)
    This fic is an entirely angsty gay college au cliche, but don't worry there's some shitty humour along with hot ships.
    Johndave /pepsicola /whatever you wanna call it is the main ship.

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    This is a fansong based off : The Memory | Mayday Parade

    Link to song : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8f3R0hdY1nc

    I will complete this song soon, I've been busy at the moment with upcoming projects and just wanted to upload it for now.
    There will be a >>FINISHED

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    "You have got to be fucking kidding me."
    "What? It was your idea!"
    "How the cockblistering fuck was auditioning to join the CHEER-LEADING SQUAD my idea?"
    "You're the one who said we had to lay low!"
    "And being the laughing stock of the entire school, THAT is your idea of lying low? Oh god, no wonder you suck so hard at stealth missions!"

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    "I've been having these weird thoughts lately, like, is any of this for real? Or not?" - Sora Kingdom Hearts
    Or: In which John is feeling a bit uncertain about the reality of everything that's been going on, and Karkat chews him out for it.

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    This may or may not become a story, but for now it's a one-shot about Cronus being a vampire with an incubus roommate Kankri who hasn't fed in a month.
    Shenanigans ensue.
    All of the shenanigans.

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    All my written fills for the seventh bonus round of the 2014 HSWC. Some of these go into potentially upsetting topics, but relevant warnings for each of the stories are listed in the notes at the beginning of each chapter.

    These fills were written as remixes of other people's fills for previous rounds of HSWC. Links to the original inspirations will be included in chapter notes.

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    Karkat has been wandering dream bubbles. He meets John, or, a John, he supposes either way. John lets in on the big whoop from his timeline; it surprises and interests Karkat to say the least.

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