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    A spying mission from Earth to Alternia goes wrong. Instead of simply piloting a troll body, John Egbert finds his consciousness fully embedded into a troll's. With no support whatsoever from the world he knows, he must stumble his way through troll life, find his team mates and find a way out.

    But nothing is ever easy, especially for a fish out of water. Things are bound to get in the way. Namely, quadrants.
    Quadrants, and one troll named Karkat Vantas.

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    “Don't be silly, worse is the last thing that this can get.”
    Dave Strider, king of irony, just had to say that.

    When it comes to disasters, this could possibly be the one that destroys Karkat Vantas.
    Due to faulty wiring and the words of Dave Strider (whether or not they actually played a part, we will be blaming him), John and Karkat are trapped-together nonetheless- on an abandoned ship in the middle of their freshly created universe.
    And believe me, anything can get worse, if you say the right..er..wrong, words.

    Rated Mature for future scenes.

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    7/?
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    "Cause I don't wanna fight no more. Even when the waves get rough. I don't wanna see the day we say we've had enough. And I don't wanna fight this war. Bullets coming off our lips. But we stick to our guns and we love like battleships."
    A new era has fallen upon Albion and its new brand of Heroes. John is at the center of it all with a troll whose come along to finally fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he wanted to be all along.

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    13/?
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    A strange poem that popped into my head.

    Trigger warning: strange words, no specific ship, blood bashing, character bashing, romance, freeform.

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    1/1
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    4
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    "Have a great summer. Maybe you could visit me up here in Washington sometime :B"

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    11/?
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    Il l’embrasserait donc. Il espérait agir assez vite pour le surprendre. Il n’aimait pas quand ils criaient. Quand ils avaient peur, essayaient de s’enfuir ou de lutter. Il trouvait toujours ça un peu vexant. Il n’allait tout de même pas les manger ! (Presque pas.) Non, lui, il le prendrait par surprise, lui ferait perdre toute envie de résister. Il prendrait bien son temps après ça. Il ferait durer le plaisir le plus possible, jusqu’à ne plus pouvoir se retenir. Alors seulement, il plongerait ses crocs dans sa chair, il boirait son sang et ce serait PAR-FAIT.

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    Français
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    6/?
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    It is an awesome thing, to be loved by a god.

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    The only good thing about Karkat Vantas' life is John Egbert. The only bad thing about Sollux Captor's life is Eridan Ampora.
    At least that's what everyone thinks.

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    3/?
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    AU Histórico- Básicamente un recogido de viñetas de la guerra de secesión americana, con puntos de vista desde los dos bandos del conflicto. CroKri, JohnVriska, Nitramcest, RoxyDirk, DaveJade, RoseMary… Largo etc. Hay un posible y destacado OoC en algunos personajes, que se adecuan a las formas históricas.

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    2/?
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    4
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    Karkat was there for the birth of the universe, and he was there for the death of his.

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    In a world where trolls and humans live alongside each other, Dave Strider and John Egbert have two different approaches to inter-species relationships.

    OR

    The one where Karkat dates John, Gamzee hates Dave and the two human boys learn that troll genetic material is more calorific than its human counterpart.

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    4/?
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    CG:OH ***HELL*** NO YOU DON'T

    CG: THIS IS SOME SERIOUS SHIT AND I WANT TO KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

    CG: SOMEONE MADE A SPECTACULARLY HARE-BRAINED MISTAKE AND I WANT TO KNOW WHO IT WAS AND WHAT THEY DID.

    GC: WHY 4R3 YOU B31NG SO NOS3Y? 1TS NON3 OF YOUR BUS1N3SS!

    CG: DON'T YOU PULL THAT SHIT ON ME.
     
    CG: I HAVE GONE THROUGH TOO MUCH TO LET YOU SIT HERE AND SPOIL IN YOUR OWN SOURED MOOD.

    CG: AS OF RIGHT NOW I AM PLAYING TEMPORARY MOIRAIL SO SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND TELL YOUR FAKE DIAMOND WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON IN YOUR ADDLED PAN.

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    John and Diana, his and Karkat's daughter, go to visit him, encountering all of his love along the way. But can they handle it?

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    1/1
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    On a rebooted Earth, trolls are servants to humans, contracting out their services in exchange for money and the comforts of life.

    John doesn't remember the game, but Karkat does.

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    16/?
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    John and Karkat deal with Karkat's pregnancy.

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    35/?
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    Karkat finds it hard to fit in at his new school. He's always in some kind of trouble, or he's just being a plain old asshole who doesn't know jack about the person he's ranting about.
    One day, in the front office, he meets a goofy looking kid with black rimmed glasses, brown fluffy hair, and a black eye. Over the next few weeks, they grow on each other, and eventually become the best of friends.
    But is that all they feel towards each other?

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    2/?
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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    We reach the landing and he sets the lamp down and reaches for the key.

    "You really want to know, Dirk?"

    "Yeah" you answer because whatever it is, it's driving him crazy.

    "Fantastic" he answers, smiling. He then adds a little harshly "You're the only person in the world who I think really deserves to know, you've had more of an influence on my life than you think" picking up the lamp he steps through the doorway "Shut the door behind you"

    *

    Homestuck-Dorian Grey crossover, second person, multiple points of view.

    Updating every weekend (at least).

    My tumblr is notawalnut and I track the tag apoje.

    Enjoy! :D

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    7/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You're blind and possibly have fallen for a dork with broken glasses.

    Your name is John Egbert

    You're not a homosexual but you've just fallen for a blind guy with odd shades.

    Language:
    English
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    Chapters:
    11/?
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    29
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    106
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    15 year old Karkat Vantas never got along with his older brother, Kankri. Or his parents. Or anyone, really. But when his brother falls into a coma, why does someone familiar start pestering him? And what are these strange memories that keep popping into his head?

    Language:
    English
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    3,351
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    1
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    22
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    1
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    357

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