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    John is your everything, and you are his.

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    In the year 2065, Project Alternate was introduced. The goal was to mix the genes of humans and several animal species in the hopes of creating an advanced human.

    Nearly 100 years later, 2154, they succeeded.

    It only took 76 years for the humans to be overwhelmed, for even though there were few trolls, they used far more of their brain than humans, and were far stronger.

    Now in the year 2870 humans are slaves and pets, the trolls are led by the first of their kind, Her Imperious Condescension, and things don't seem to be changing.

    Some humans have escaped control and live in hiding.

    Some trolls must also remain hidden out of fear of getting culled for speaking up for equality.

    Some humans, and trolls too, find themselves wondering how they got in this mess.

    A hurricane is brewing, and they're caught in the eye.

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    The university that John Egbert attends has recently decided that if he wants dorm accommodation for the next four years, he has to share with a troll. He gets Karkat Vantas, who is decidedly annoyed with the new policy, really weird about romance, and apparently in love with him.

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    Eridan always thought he was a mistake. So did the other trolls. Nothing ever turned out right for him. Nothing at all. But when he gets a matesprit, he changes his mind. But of course being the troll he is, things go terribly wrong. ((Erisol fanfic)) Warning: self harm, suicide attempts, swearing, adult shit later maybe(?)

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    John Egbert is a normal kid who goes to a normal school. All of his friends tell him they and their respective partners are destined for each other but he isn't convinced that fated love exists.
    Then to his school comes a certain new kid who just might change his mind -- or tries, at least.

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    John comes to visit Karkat all the way from Seattle
    Karkat lives in a small town in South Carolina, away from most of his online friends. Mostly this is just because I needed the fluff.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and for fuck's sake, you do not hate John Egbert at all.

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    Altern(i)ately titled: In Which Karkat Is In Heat, John Is In Denial, And They Are Both Idiots. Contains Three Sexually Explicit Scenes, Two Of Which Contain Nudity; Six Troll Headcannons, Three Of Which Are Rather Uncommon; Four Authorial Tangents, Chapters Named After Food, And One Character So Frustratingly Deep In Denial You Could Pull Out Your Hair.

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    An alternate universe where trolls actually made it to our universe. Humans grew up on troll romance, trolls learned all things human. Male humans can reproduce with each other, through help, as can human females. Trolls mate as a human would, having abandoned filial pails. Feferi is the Condesce. Aradia is godtier, not a robot. Everyone who played Sgrub/Sburb is godtier. Sburb never destroyed Earth when the kids played. Alpha kids live in the same timeline as beta kids.

    Basically anything not canon I'm playing around with because I wanted to experiment a little. For the purpose of the AU, neither Dave nor Dirk are Bro, and neither Rose nor Roxy are Mom. Jake and Jade are both raised by Bec. Chapter names are associated with an aspect or class I feel fits the chapter (or a significant aspect of the chapter) best.

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    in which i try to write a one-shot for each au in a very long list (or, johnkat garbage as far as the eye can see)

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    Karkat and John meet in detention.
    Start a two-person band.
    Do the fluffy cuddle thing.
    It doesn't help that both of them are gay guys trying to be heterosexual around each other.

    Mutual pining and severe lack of angst aside, this fic is going to ruin me.

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    In which Karkat Vantas and John Egbert had once been best friends, until the day that Karkat had completely disappeared.

    Now he's back, and John doesn't know what to do.

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    John delves into the not-so-crazy world of BDSM after he learns of his partner's fantasies.

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    Karkat Vantas is the stage manager of a popular vaudeville theater indebted to The Mob. John Egbert is a runaway with nimble fingers and an excess of grist.

    Easy answers don't make easy solutions.

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    Alternate universe. In this world, there was no Sgrub session, and a few events from the human space age have happened earlier, but these are only minorly related to the plot. After a failed Alternian invasion of Earth, humans managed to turn the tide and end up winning the war, and enslaved the entirety of the Alternian people.

    John decides to purchase a troll without being fully aware of the reality of the situation, instead believing much of "common knowledge" instead, and realizes the reality of what humanity has really done and tries his best to cope with a language and cultural barrier and create an environment for his new troll to live in.

    Rating and warnings are for later chapters, and are a bit conservative, but I prefer to rate my fics higher if I'm on the fence about a rating or warning.

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    eridan didn't know what to do after sollux ruined his life
    he lost his friends and girlfriend
    his father's approval
    his hope
    and his heart
    now entering college eridan is determined in creating a fresh start and enabling no one to enter his now broken heart. But the one thing he has never planned or will is letting go of swimming. So when a certain boy of shades blue and red joins his swim team . oh, hells gate is going to be opened, eridan assures you. Speaking of heat you sure can go for a swim in the sea. wait, is that a tail?!

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    This is the story of an addict, an artist, an amnesiac, a brother and a writer. This is the story of a young man and four other people who got tangled up in his life. This isn't a happy story, but it isn't a sad one either. You could call it bittersweet, but that still wouldn't be quite right. This is the story of a band.

    This is the story of an addict, an artist, an amnesiac, a brother, a writer and the great big mess they made.

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    There are unforeseen repercussions to being a mutant. John is not prepared to let Karkat go through them alone.

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    John lives alone happily with his two ghosts- a cat and a little girl who asks about watching movies. Karkat thinks he's full of shit- until he becomes one of the ghosts.

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    Karkat moves; that means a new school, a new schedule, and a new realm of bullies to educate. He's used to it though. When your dad is a mobster, you tend to relocate quite a bit. It also helps if you're trained decently in at least six different forms of self defense.
    Oh, and it doesn't hurt that the quiet guy offering his seat to Kar is pretty cute, too.
    Or that a lot of Karkat's old friends also happen to go to his new school and/or happen to live in the same area.
    Although, it is a little unnerving, to say the least, when his dad gets a job, as janitor no less, to "flirt" with the school nurse...
    Ugh. Fuck life.

     

    so i feel like i should probably go ahead and tell you that this will not update in any feasible form of regularity

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