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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    You hate that he is so utterly human. He is so goofy and annoying and stupid and friendly that it almost makes you physically ill. But for all your hatred and ranting, he still gives you that ridiculous smile of his, the one that makes your blood pusher seem to stop functioning for a second.

    And you're really okay with that.

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    This settles it. The universe has it out for Karkat Vantas. Locating the root of the cosmos’ wrath against him is going to be nigh impossible, when the following ***super important*** facts are taken into scrutinizing consideration: He doesn’t know jack-shit besides the fact that a) he’s Karkat Vantas and b) God himself has a personal vendetta against his sorry amnesic ass. Jack-shit includes (but is not limited to): why he keeps getting attacked by things that LOOK like trolls but ARE ABSOLUTELY NOT TROLLS--unless horn removal is the hot new trend for piss-pan Alternians; and why the voices of unknown acquaintances’ past keep regurgitating audible word vomit inside his think pan.

    And to top off the neverending shitstorm express that will become his new life, he wakes up in a dumpster. To assume he’d wake up in any better a place is asinine on levels equivalent to scratching one’s bulge with a running chainsaw.

    When he breaks into four kids’ apartment to escape imminent death, the last thing he’s expecting is help.

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    8/?
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    31
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    John Egbert is a boy who works at a coffee shop part time while he is in high School. He has to deal with a lot of stuff to survive and now on top of that he has to deal with a possible crush problem on a not so new troll.

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    3/?
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    1
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    In which Dad and Gamzee are still in love, Karkat, John and Sollux are in a clusterfuck of a quadrant arrangement, and reality is slowly caving in around them and the rest of the group. Also, sloppy makeouts.

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    7/?
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    Karkat ends up pushing John too far when he comes between the human and his candy.

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    “Don't be silly, worse is the last thing that this can get.”
    Dave Strider, king of irony, just had to say that.

    When it comes to disasters, this could possibly be the one that destroys Karkat Vantas.
    Due to faulty wiring and the words of Dave Strider (whether or not they actually played a part, we will be blaming him), John and Karkat are trapped-together nonetheless- on an abandoned ship in the middle of their freshly created universe.
    And believe me, anything can get worse, if you say the right..er..wrong, words.

    Rated Mature for future scenes.

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    John Egbert has just moved to a new neighborhood. On his first day at his new school he meets Karkat Vantas, a very angry, albeit short, teenage boy his age. After a few months of being friends, John is lead to believe that Karkat has a reason for always being upset. How will this oblivious boy help his best friend open up to him? Will something else blossom out of this relationship? Will Dani ever get better at writing summaries?

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    11/?
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    6
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    "Cause I don't wanna fight no more. Even when the waves get rough. I don't wanna see the day we say we've had enough. And I don't wanna fight this war. Bullets coming off our lips. But we stick to our guns and we love like battleships."
    A new era has fallen upon Albion and its new brand of Heroes. John is at the center of it all with a troll whose come along to finally fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he wanted to be all along.

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    EB: i have no idea how he’s going to react, ok?
    EB: what if he reacts badly, what if he says i can’t see you?
    EB: i don’t want to lose you.
    CG: YEAH?
    EB: yeah.
    CG: THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN’T FUCKING LIE TO ME.

    --

    No matter how much you love someone, relationships aren't always easy.

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    College life is normal. John has a lot of cool friends and things to do. One night Karkat and John meet....

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    Frozenstuck-
    Starring:
    SOLLUX as ELSA
    JOHN as ANNA
    KARKAT as CHRISTOPH
    GAMZEE as SVEN
    TAVROS as OLAF
    VRISKA as HANS
    KANKRI as THE DUKE OF WESELTON
    THOSE SALAMANDER PEOPLE as THE TROLLS
    EVERYBODY ELSE as ASSORTED CHARACTERS

    In other words, Homestuck becomes one with Frozen, and every relationship is jacked up as high as the sky.

    This will likely be updated slowly and in short chapterchunks, so sorry!

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    1/?
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    "Ever since the Terrans and Alternians sought refuge on the twin planets of Derse and Prospit, there was a continual underlying power struggle between the two races. After years of bloody civil war, Derse found a tentative solution in dual rulership. A tetrarchy dividing the planet between the northern and southern hemispheres, with an Alternian governing the south and a Terran the north..."

    Twin planets divided by a thick belt of asteroids, traversed by intrepid individuals known as couriers, who were willing to risk life and limb to connect the two by delivering important missives. Twin planets ruled very differently, but each a compromise between the two races who call them their home.

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    The 42nd Annual Hunger Games. It's an unusual pick this year with lots of young kids, trained killers, and some disabled teenagers. Vriska Serket is in it to win it; Karkat Vantas is in it to survive. Children will fight for their lives, dreams will be shattered, and bonds created and broken.

    But only one Tribute comes out alive.

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    5/?
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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

    --

    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

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    • Part 1 of 2x2
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    19/?
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    So John is being an idiot with his shenanigans again and scares a bunch of people. Nearly everyone pees themselves... except Karkat.

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    Where a Lonely John Egbert is bullied two years straight and continuing onward to a third year. He thinks it won't stop until a certain human with odd red eyes stops the physical hurt. When Karkat gets to know John better he starts to feel something towards him.

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    In the new era of the Alternian Empire, the ninth solar sweep of the Good Queen's reign, Karkat Vantas acquires a human slave.

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    The Beta Kids and Karkat have landed themselves on Jade's island as victors of the game Sburb. They've won their lives and maybe even a second chance. Unfortunately, Karkat feels the blame for the deaths of so many of his friends. A plan is made to save Karkat from himself, and maybe even everyone else in the process.

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    5
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    54
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    12
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    Karkat seems to be hung up on a boy he met working at a flower shop. Human/Flower Shop AU. Rated E for sexual content to come.

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    41
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    4
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    877

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