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    During a hike deep in the snowy mountains, John and Karkat face a blizzard and must hole up together in a cave to keep from freezing to death. As the blizzard rages on outside, the campfire isn't the only thing heating up.

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    “Dave.”

    “Karkat.”

    “How did my life come to this?”

    “When you grew out of smol angry gnome and advanced right into strangely attractive emo orc, not to mention captain of the varsity team. Beauty is pain, man.”

     

    Alternatively: the one with Karkat and the kissing booth. Unsurprisingly, kissing ensues.

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    Défi des 100 thèmes sur le couple John/Karkat.

    Thème 1: Introduction.
    Quand John pose des questions, et que Karkat y répond...

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    You can assume your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are suffering from memory loss after falling down the stairs. What is this rapid heart beat? Who's causing it? The Scripts we're published, finally. I had them done, but thought I already did.

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    51/?
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    It was a vibrant, sunny morning when you had woken up and thought on a whim, ‘Throw everything you’ve got at me, universe. For once in my miserable lifetime, I’m absolutely positive that I can take it.’

    Three hours later, when you found yourself pinned between the asphalt and a car smack outside a burning city, in desperate need of painkillers, a weapon, and possibly an amputation, you found yourself screaming curses at the same entity for being so damn cruel.

    The universe, being the smug, tyrannical motherfucker it has been and always will be, seemed to shrug back and say, 'Well sorry, Vantas.'

     

    'You asked for it.'

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    3/?
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    John Egbert is the Heir of a large inheritance that many would desire. So a Lord kidnaps the Heir to try to claim it, but John's Matesprit and Moirail want him back.

    //Terrible summary, sorry.

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    6
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    Karkat is a breeder troll, a fate to those who were previously seen as freaks and culled. Now, being born with bright red blood makes him destined to give birth to grubs in place of the extinct Mother Grub. He resents and rebels against his fate, but society is slow to change. Especially in times of desperation.

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    11/?
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    Trolls sure are weird!
    They make all these funny piles everywhere and won't let anyone in them, they make really strange noises, and Karkat turned so red when all I did was ruffle his hair a little!

    {This is going to include a lot of quadrant shenanigans. All of the quadrants, in fact. Tags will be added as necessary.}

    {A prompt on the Homesmut kinkmeme asked for animalistic trolls hitting on John, and Karkat swooping in to save the day by way of claiming John as his own. Completely altruistically, of course!
    It may or may not have gotten out of hand.}

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    15/?
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    « Tout avait l'air normal au premier abord : les humains d'un côté, les trolls de l'autre. C'est toujours comme ça lorsque les personnes sont incapables d'accepter les différences des autres. Mais il suffit d'un petit accident, un minuscule, pour rapprocher des personnes qui, jusqu'ici, semblaient n'avoir rien en commun. Après tout, ne sommes-nous pas tous différents ? Alors pourquoi refuser obstinément de vivre ensemble ? »

    ~Extrait n°1, Journal de Rose~

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    This story is Inspired by the Endangered fanfic, it is a great story and i just wanted to make a story for it with John and Karkat.

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    RECRUITING JOHN/DAVE SHIPPERS FOR FICTION MAC

    Please read ._.

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    2/2
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    When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
    The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
    What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
    When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
    "But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?"

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    1/?
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    5
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    10
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    3
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    The revolution had started between the low bloods and the high bloods, many men and women have lost their lives in this battle for freedom including a well loved Lusus. Kankri Vantas and his brother are mutants to the state and have spent most of their life running away from those who seek to destroy them, with no friends and no family but their own they are forced to live in a life of solitude constantly changing from safe house to safe house. However the one fatal mistake that Kankri always makes is that he's alone. All that changes one night when he discovers a group of children of all different bloods and backgrounds, working together to survive in what seems like an apocalyptic world, and for the first time, Kankri feels like he's home.

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    They leave your guardian alive, weeping in the corner. You think about saying something - consolations? Expressions of gratitude for all they've done for you? - but don't, staring at your bare feet as you're led away. The snow is almost warm, pricking at your skin.

    (you know what will happen to you)

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    Read it to find out what happens .~

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    5/?
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    The past beats down John Egbert's front door one day, forcing him to venture alone into the life that took his mother and grandmother. Well, not completely alone. Dave tagged along as well. In a world where an underground resistance challenges the tyranny of the empire, John Egbert will disappear. The Heir of Breath will rise in his place as a decades-old organization gears up toward its final goal- to take out the empress herself.

    Rated for violence, suggestive situations, and Karkat Vantas.

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    9/?
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    Karkat has decided to write friendfiction of himself and several others in an anime-type setting.

    Dave is the unfortunate soul who has to read it.

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    As I fall to my death eight storys up from an abandoned warehouse miles from anyone who might hear my shouts of distress, that is, if I werent so damn badass that shouting for help was beneath me, I couldnt help but dwell on where I might have gone wrong in my shitty life. Or actually how far I've fallen.

    Get it!?

    Because I was pushed from a fucking window and I'm falling to my death.

    Its funny!

    No its not its fucking lame.

    Fuck, I always thought the stairs would get me.

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    8/?
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    4
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    One of the first Dirk/Kankri stories i wrote. I love this pair almost as much as i love my johnkat. this is set after sburb and the alpha trolls came back to life all came back to life.

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    3/?
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    John Egbert, Prospit Creek Community Church's most promising young student and man of the lord extraordinaire, did NOT mean for this to happen. All he wanted to do was work at his father's bakery, kiss Vriska Serket, and go to church 3 times a week. But as fate can be a stone cold bitch, that's not in the cards, and just weeks after realizing his dream, he finds himself falling head over heels for his angry, obscene customer, and to make matters worse, his girlfriend is pregnant. Everything is terrible and nothing is sacred.

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    English
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    10/10
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    43
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    113
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    11
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