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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and for fuck's sake, you do not hate John Egbert at all.

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    9/?
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    18
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    1
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    Altern(i)ately titled: In Which Karkat Is In Heat, John Is In Denial, And They Are Both Idiots. Contains Three Sexually Explicit Scenes, Two Of Which Contain Nudity; Six Troll Headcannons, Three Of Which Are Rather Uncommon; Four Authorial Tangents, Chapters Named After Food, And One Character So Frustratingly Deep In Denial You Could Pull Out Your Hair.

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    5/6
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    16
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    63
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    8
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    An alternate universe where trolls actually made it to our universe. Humans grew up on troll romance, trolls learned all things human. Male humans can reproduce with each other, through help, as can human females. Trolls mate as a human would, having abandoned filial pails. Feferi is the Condesce. Aradia is godtier, not a robot. Everyone who played Sgrub/Sburb is godtier. Sburb never destroyed Earth when the kids played. Alpha kids live in the same timeline as beta kids.

    Basically anything not canon I'm playing around with because I wanted to experiment a little. For the purpose of the AU, neither Dave nor Dirk are Bro, and neither Rose nor Roxy are Mom. Jake and Jade are both raised by Bec. Chapter names are associated with an aspect or class I feel fits the chapter (or a significant aspect of the chapter) best.

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    8/?
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    3
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    50
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    3
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    in which i try to write a one-shot for each au in a very long list (or, johnkat garbage as far as the eye can see)

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    3/?
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    1
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    Karkat and John meet in detention.
    Start a two-person band.
    Do the fluffy cuddle thing.
    It doesn't help that both of them are gay guys trying to be heterosexual around each other.

    Mutual pining and severe lack of angst aside, this fic is going to ruin me.

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    1,084
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    11
    Hits:
    88
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    In which Karkat Vantas and John Egbert had once been best friends, until the day that Karkat had completely disappeared.

    Now he's back, and John doesn't know what to do.

    Language:
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    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    120
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    1771
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    John delves into the not-so-crazy world of BDSM after he learns of his partner's fantasies.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    5
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    44
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    425
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    John Egbert is a normal kid who goes to a normal school. All of his friends tell him they and their respective partners are destined for each other but he isn't convinced that fated love exists.
    Then to his school comes a certain new kid who just might change his mind -- or tries, at least.

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    Chapters:
    4/7
    Comments:
    40
    Kudos:
    38
    Bookmarks:
    8
    Hits:
    441
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    Karkat Vantas is the stage manager of a popular vaudeville theater indebted to The Mob. John Egbert is a runaway with nimble fingers and an excess of grist.

    Easy answers don't make easy solutions.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    89
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    Alternate universe. In this world, there was no Sgrub session, and a few events from the human space age have happened earlier, but these are only minorly related to the plot. After a failed Alternian invasion of Earth, humans managed to turn the tide and end up winning the war, and enslaved the entirety of the Alternian people.

    John decides to purchase a troll without being fully aware of the reality of the situation, instead believing much of "common knowledge" instead, and realizes the reality of what humanity has really done and tries his best to cope with a language and cultural barrier and create an environment for his new troll to live in.

    Rating and warnings are for later chapters, and are a bit conservative, but I prefer to rate my fics higher if I'm on the fence about a rating or warning.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
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    16
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    3
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    116
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    eridan didn't know what to do after sollux ruined his life
    he lost his friends and girlfriend
    his father's approval
    his hope
    and his heart
    now entering college eridan is determined in creating a fresh start and enabling no one to enter his now broken heart. But the one thing he has never planned or will is letting go of swimming. So when a certain boy of shades blue and red joins his swim team . oh, hells gate is going to be opened, eridan assures you. Speaking of heat you sure can go for a swim in the sea. wait, is that a tail?!

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    5
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    19
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    338
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    This is the story of an addict, an artist, an amnesiac, a brother and a writer. This is the story of a young man and four other people who got tangled up in his life. This isn't a happy story, but it isn't a sad one either. You could call it bittersweet, but that still wouldn't be quite right. This is the story of a band.

    This is the story of an addict, an artist, an amnesiac, a brother, a writer and the great big mess they made.

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    Chapters:
    24/?
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    33
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    There are unforeseen repercussions to being a mutant. John is not prepared to let Karkat go through them alone.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    13
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    29
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    6
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    202
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    John lives alone happily with his two ghosts- a cat and a little girl who asks about watching movies. Karkat thinks he's full of shit- until he becomes one of the ghosts.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    7
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    14
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    2
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    Karkat moves; that means a new school, a new schedule, and a new realm of bullies to educate. He's used to it though. When your dad is a mobster, you tend to relocate quite a bit. It also helps if you're trained decently in at least six different forms of self defense.
    Oh, and it doesn't hurt that the quiet guy offering his seat to Kar is pretty cute, too.
    Or that a lot of Karkat's old friends also happen to go to his new school and/or happen to live in the same area.
    Although, it is a little unnerving, to say the least, when his dad gets a job, as janitor no less, to "flirt" with the school nurse...
    Ugh. Fuck life.

     

    so i feel like i should probably go ahead and tell you that this will not update in any feasible form of regularity

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    77
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    57
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    423
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    Dave makes a memo in which the purpose is to discuss some recent events.

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    10
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    A bunch of Homestuck drabbles. Will add pairings as I write them. Rating may change. I hope you read and enjoy!

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    6
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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

    Series
    • Part 1 of C&V
    Language:
    English
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    181,543
    Chapters:
    44/46
    Comments:
    490
    Kudos:
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    Bookmarks:
    88
    Hits:
    13435
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    Basically, John's foster father is a douche. Karkat Vantas, being a generous (albeit grouchy) best friend, lets John stay. Things get complicated from that point on as a woman (claiming to be John's biological mother) shows up. She offers John a choice; Stay, or go with her to her glamorous new life in Hollywood, where he'd never want for anything.

    I JUST REALIZED THIS IS SO MUCH LIKE ANOTHER FIC I READ AND I RECOMMEND THAT YOU READ IT INSTEAD

    It's called Drama Queen by Bananaramses and I feel really bad cuz it's kind of like I'm copying their work

    shiiiiittttt

    So yeah
    Sorry if it seems like I'm copying them I think I'm going to not copy them so much

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    English
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    3,204
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    14
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    7
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    59
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    In which a boy tries to prove his love to his matesprite, while said matesprite has no idea what is going on.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,590
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    596

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