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    John is having nightmares for months on end, paranoid that the monster that terrorizes his sleeping self is stalking his waking self. What he eventually runs into is a little shocking, to say the least.

    ABANDONED

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    How exciting this is going to be! Jade Harley has the two best friends in the world, she's in band with them and nothing can go wrong here in Derse, right? Um, Derse High School of course.

    But she meets Dave Strider and suddenly she's falling for this dorky outcast in goofy glasses and a breathtakingly romantic side.

    Will Jade ever learn that high school is meant to be hell?

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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    Karkat is a breeder troll, a fate to those who were previously seen as freaks and culled. Now, being born with bright red blood makes him destined to give birth to grubs in place of the extinct Mother Grub. He resents and rebels against his fate, but society is slow to change. Especially in times of desperation.
    Includes panels. The panels that contain gore are censored with a link to the uncensored version.

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    Life has thrown a shit storm of ill-fated events at a boy by the name of John Egbert, which has left his mind in shambles. His friends desperately try to repair their broken friend, but even the kindest of acts can cause the cruelest of conflicts to arise. Will John manage to survive the prison of a possessive partner, from drowning in the depths of his faltering depression and a potentially dangerous pet?

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    One lonely boy skylark who goes by the name of John Egbert gets a new pet (... but not really) in order to fill the void caused by the death of his dad (ºnº)

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    John Egbert is the last Dragonborn and may or may not be in over his head. Karkat saves him once and winds up along for the ride. Together they fight crime- er - wander Skyrim in search of adventure. Come join the party for a romantic epic fantasy adventure full of fun and silliness. With a little bit of seriousness and occasional smut, but mostly fun and silliness.

    Exactly what it says on the tin. An updated and semi-novelized version of the askskyrimjohnkat blog on tumblr.

    I may add more tags as they become relevant. Full list of pairings in the opening notes in order to not clog up searches (will be edited as they appear).

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    Défi des 100 thèmes sur le couple John/Karkat.

    Thème 1: Introduction.
    Quand John pose des questions, et que Karkat y répond...

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    When John turned 16, he didn't hit puberty. Puberty hit him. Like a fucking truck.

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    Karkat Vantas hasn't had the worst life, but it sucks pretty thoroughly to be an anemic fuck-up. Thankfully, John's there to help him through it all, even when Karkat acts like a jerk. To top it all off, Karkat starts to wonder what he really wants out of life and whether he has enough life left to obtain it.

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    (a dollop of implied johnkat for the soul)

    After inhabiting Can Town, Karkat and John sort of went their separate ways, living in different apartments with different people.

    But when Karkat's roommate kicks him out and he finds himself homeless and alone--John just can't resist lending a hand to an old friendleader. And when he finds that Karkat has pneumonia--he offers to let him stay until he's back on his feet again.

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    4/?
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    Literally just three dorks getting it on. There is not a smidgen of coolness here. Edit: This was meant for the comedy prompt on the HWDS! I forgot to add that.

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    They had finally beat the game. After years of waiting and fighting, the surviving players had won their prize of a new universe, a whole new Earth. And when they opened the door, it was truly beautiful.

    The dead players had been resurrected in the new universe. Everyone was healed and happy.

    Roxy used her Void powers to create the quest beds of those who could not achieve their God Tier. Once everyone had finished, the Earth was put under protection of the new "Gods and Goddesses of Earth".

    Years pass. this kids and trolls are all around 28 years old. Bonds were formed and broken, and it seemed that the closest bond to have forged over the years was between John and Karkat.

    Now, after finishing the game, John had a lot of time to think about things. He knew how close he was to Karkat. However, odd feelings had arose for the mutant-blooded troll.

    John had always denied that he was homosexual. But...maybe it was only because he didn't want to be a disappointment? Or maybe because he didn't want to have his heart broken?

    Love, rivalry, friendship, matespritship, kismesisitude, and moirailliance will all be mixed together into one big pile of feels.

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    I started writing this the day after the Homestuck credits were updated.

    A "John is sad and Gamzee is still with his abuser and that is unacceptable" fic.

    Update schedule under heavy revision

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    20/?
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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    Will add pairings as I go on.

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    Que faire quand votre petite-amie slash loup-garou se met à agir bizarrement après avoir été mordue par une créature étrange ? Dave Strider n'a malheureusement pas la réponse, mais il va devoir la trouver. Et vite.

    - ILLUSTRÉE -

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    When you were 11, Bro slipped up during a strife and stabbed you in the heart. He didn't mean to, but that's what he gets for making you guys strife while it's pouring rain. Thankfully, he was working on some weird robotic body that he used to keep you alive.

    You're now 15 and you’re moving to Washington for two reasons: 1) to hang out with all your friends who you'll finally get to meet and 2) cause Texas heat messes with your now robotic body’s circuits

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    In an alternate universe, Homestuck characters are the people of a struggling earthen colony. I am trying my best to present a very descriptive experience.

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    The beta kids and Karkat go to the beach.

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    The past beats down John Egbert's front door one day, forcing him to venture alone into the life that took his mother and grandmother. Well, not completely alone. Dave tagged along as well. In a world where an underground resistance challenges the tyranny of the empire, John Egbert will disappear. The Heir of Breath will rise in his place as a decades-old organization gears up toward its final goal- to take out the empress herself.

    Rated for violence, suggestive situations, and Karkat Vantas.

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    14/15
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    19
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