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    John Egbert is a boy who works at a coffee shop part time while he is in high School. He has to deal with a lot of stuff to survive and now on top of that he has to deal with a possible crush problem on a not so new troll.

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    Karkat seems to be hung up on a boy he met working at a flower shop. Human/Flower Shop AU. Rated E for sexual content to come.

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    So many players dead. Lord English killed most of them.
    He pissed off the wrong group of teenagers.

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    Terezi Pyrope just got a job at the DA's office, which is everything that a young lawyer could ever want. When her first case is against the infamous Matt Murdock, Terezi realizes that something is seriously up with the one other blind lawyer in New York City. In her quest to figure out the truth, Terezi finds herself facing down the supervillains, regular villains, and quite a few strange friends.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have to deal with a lot of shit. But this just takes the cake, I mean how many of you have had to hide your best friend from the cops? Yeah, I thought so. Shit heads.
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    Your name is Tavros Nitram and being a paraplegic sucks donkey ass. But it get's a little bit better when you next door neighbour helps you through it. Oh and you think you're sporting a crush on the guy.
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    Your name is Gamzee Makara and TH/e) vO(!CEs) (W)on%'T) SH(uT U/p.

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    Als0 Kn0wn As: A Ridicul0us H0m3s=uck Fanfic=i0n I D3cid3d W0uld B3 My Firs= 0n3 0n A03
    Pr3==y much, b3caus3 fanfic=i0n, all pl0= g03s =0 h3ll & l3av3s a bundl3 0f c0nfusi0n and drama in i='s wak3
    Wan= a b3==3r summary?????????????
    W3ll, sur3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    L0L N0P3!!!!!!!!!!!!! X3

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

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    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    John Egbert has just moved to a new neighborhood. On his first day at his new school he meets Karkat Vantas, a very angry, albeit short, teenage boy his age. After a few months of being friends, John is lead to believe that Karkat has a reason for always being upset. How will this oblivious boy help his best friend open up to him? Will something else blossom out of this relationship? Will Dani ever get better at writing summaries?

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    John and Dave are American students trying to survive their year abroad in Scotland. For all his enthusiasm, there's only so much cold, wet misery that John can stand, and he's about ready to give up when he meets Karkat Vantas- tall, ginger, and unapologetically Glaswegian. He thinks he might just learn to love this place after all.

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    (or, Karkat and John: Do the Do Despite Incompatible Doohickies)

    “Was it really that bad?”

    “It’s fucking enormous. You could kill somebody with a gene depository shaft that size. How you even manage to keep it inside your lower body protection garments is beyond me. It’s—Quit looking so fucking pleased with yourself, what is wrong with you!”

    Egbert blatantly continues looking pleased as fuck, the infuriating assbarnacle. You’re baffled as to why he seems to be taking your insults as compliments.

    “And it looks like a burrowing furbeast in a high-collared douche sweater,” you snipe.

    “Kind of, yeah!” Egbert agrees cheerfully. “But all dicks look weird. Mine is less weasel-y than Jake’s, at least.”

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    Dave travels to the large city of Alternia to test his luck in honing his sword skills, but then he meets a young snatch thief who turns his world upside down.

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    Vignettes set within the Young Folks verse, written in response to request memes on tumblr.
    Chapter title will feature pairing and rating.

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    9/?
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    The game is over, English is dead, but things are far from over.

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    Karkat watching John and longing for him and always woundering if they'll ever meet. Will they ever meet?
    Based off an image. See end at notes for the pic.

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    Some people try to forget their past by pushing it further and further away. For Gamzee Makara, a high school student at California School of the Arts, his past was the last thing he wanted to remember. But there was only oe flaw in his plan; drugs don't last forever, and when they are gone, you need to have something else to take it all away. What he didn't expect was a stuttering, shy, scholarship student to be the one thing that could fix him forever.

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    It's Sophmore year at Maple Valley High. Karkat Vantas is the new kid. In his film making class he finds out theres an amateur film festival at the end of the year that all the students will be participating in. Karkat gets paired up with none other than John Egbert.

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    I'm doing a 100 theme challenge with homestuck, variation one. The quality of these will vary.

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    "Wow," your laugh is more air than sound, disjoined. "Wow. Really?"

     

     

    "Yes," John's laughing, too. "Next week, Karkat. Next week."

     

    Next week. You get to see him next week. Next week you'll get to see that perfectly imperfect toothy smile of his. See him and touch him and- oh wow. John will be here next week. He'll be here with you. John made this happen. "Fuck you," you tell him, smiling.

     

    "Jerk," he answers, but it sounds soft and sweet.

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    "Cause I don't wanna fight no more. Even when the waves get rough. I don't wanna see the day we say we've had enough. And I don't wanna fight this war. Bullets coming off our lips. But we stick to our guns and we love like battleships."
    A new era has fallen upon Albion and its new brand of Heroes. John is at the center of it all with a troll whose come along to finally fill the emptiness in his heart, even if he doesn't quite realize it at first. He falls through the strange quadrants of trolls before landing ass backwards right where he wanted to be all along.

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    Let's see..John comes from a group of humans sent to explore a new planet, being captured by none other then Karkat. Karkat believes he's a female of his species and keeps the squishy creature as his own, seeing that he was to pathetic to sacrifice. This is Karkat's point of view. Keep an eye out for John's as these will be my first fanfics that mirror each other ! ( though you will get more insight from John's perspective.)

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