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I like high school Au's okay!?!?! I'm not sorry. Eridan gets rejected by Feferi, and Sollux feebly tries to cheer him up. He hates Eridan, he loves Eridan. He doesn't know how to feel about the snobby swim-team fucker, he just, likes him. But doesn't, oh well, might as well give him a shot.
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John has a sweet ass.
Dave wants a piece.50 shades of grey parody.
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The troll's SGRUB session was successful and they 12 kids claimed their reward. The trolls rule over Earth, a place inhabited by both humans and trolls. Trolls are the greater species and look down on humans, who are used as slaves and workers. (im bad with summaries)
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John Egbert was moving up in the school ranks from being in the junior high section to the high school section of the boarding school he attended.
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The end of the world isn't so bad, you think.
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Karkat and Kankri are out shopping when they stumble upon a lost girl. Of course the most rational thing is to kidnap her, right?
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Splitoff timeline—the battleship catches up with the meteor on its trip to the next session. John, Jade, the sprites, and the consorts assimilate themselves into everyday life in the troll's former ectobiology laboratory. Faced with what could well be the end of the existence of two races, relationships form and dissolve, tension rises, and in the middle of all this John comes to the disconcerting realization that Karkat is actually kind of cute. Like a puppy dog, or a little kid. Not cute in that way, definitely not. No.
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Year 2078, United States of America. The U.S. was the leading country in space exploration and research. Hundreds of planets, inside and outside the solar system had been discovered, explored, and even a few had been colonized. The bursting population of Earth demanded outward expansion, and people were encouraged to embrace space travel from a young age.
It had, over the past 15 or so years, become somewhat common in the United States for young people to go off-planet in the summer between their sophomore and junior years of high school. Space Exploration And Research Educational Deployment, or SEARED, was a government run program, facilitating travel, accommodation, and safety for the young astronauts.
The 8 kids from homestuck attend high school together, not all of them friends, some complete strangers to one another. They eventually end up coming together to travel to Alternia through the SEARED program.
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Karkat is transferring from out of state and is John's new assigned roommate at college. They soon become friends, but learn a lot more about each other and their pasts over time. Lots o' fluff, but rating might change later if there is smut. :0
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Eridan Ampora was never the kindest, or the strongest, or even the smartest of trolls, but when he is dealt the one hand that will break him down, will he be able to make it through the game whole, or will everyone leave the highblood to the mercy of his mind?
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Karkat, a Free Runner with unwanted ties to one of the biggest gangs in Can Town. John, the son of an ex us marine who wants to live free like the wind. Both have goals that they will need each other to achieve.
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Karkat Vantas just wanted to get away from his completely insane foster family. What he didn't expect was to stumble upon a young acolyte for the Church of the Heiretics and to get caught up in an age old story of Gods and Goddesses that might actually be his own history.
A modern AU in which Karkat Vantas and John Egbert might actually be the reincarnated Heir of Breath and Skies and Knight of Blood and Relations, many eerily familiar faces pop up, and destined romance is much tougher than one would think.
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“Come on Karkat! You know you want to.” And then they both gave you that innocent batting of the eyelashes that a wriggler would give to its lusii to get out of trouble, to play innocent. Even though what they were asking you to do was far from innocent.
You groan and utter that one little word, “Fine.” And it begins. -
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John just wants to survive highschool.
The problem with that?
There are actually three.The jock, Dave Strider, who he has been sworn to secrecy about being able to beat up.
The clueless recluse, Jake English, who John just tries to humor with a friendship at first.
The troll, Karkat Vantas, who really doesn't know when to just shut his mouth.[In a Highschool-based AU]
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john Egbert is a regular kid going to school, when one day, the new student comes and saves his ass. Little does he know it, but the grumpy teenage boy has fallen for him.
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The game never happened. The universes collided so long ago nobody can remember what happened, and left trolls and humans in a bitter rivalry. Twelve troll kids and four human kids are growing up in a generation where that rivalry is starting to become less prevalent. But they've still got a long way to go.
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Dave Strider, newest Texas Ranger, finds himself stationed at the ass end of the state looking for his greatest hunt, the outlaw gang The Midnight Crew. Famed for robbing every bank from Hell to Houston, The Midnight Crew are the most notorious and most wanted in The United States.
But this small town turns Dave's worldview on its head where trolls can be Deputy Sheriffs, and a beautiful, feisty woman can make him fall in love.
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- Part 1 of Cowboystuck
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So, um. Terezi is kissing her. By the way.
"Wowza. Lesbos R Us, at long last. I knew that day would come. Anyone got a camera."
Terezi has a lot more teeth to get nibbly with than Karkat and her tongue is way longer and oh lord does she know how to use it. Jade wonders to herself, vaguely, why she never kissed her boyfriends' girlfriend before. That was a really silly oversight.
Mmm.
"Haha, shut up, Dave, you've been modeling for the Gay Dudes R You catalogue for like three years now."
"Like you can talk, Mister It's Not Gay If He Doesn't Have Balls To Touch."
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“You’re falling now. You’re swimming. This is not
harmless. You are not
breathing.”
-- Richard Siken’s CrushJohn was a lot like you- he was loud and awkward and a bit of an asshole. But he was different too- he was bright and smart and friendly. Falling in love with him was bittersweet. Seeing him smile was wonderful but more and more nowadays you saw him in pain. So the two of you made plans to escape Ft. Laramie.
Your name is Karkat Vantas, and, as of now, you are wanted by the police.
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You cant remember anything about what just happened. Last thing you remember is falling into that house symbol. Man do you have a head ache! Wait... Is your hand grey? Your name is john egbert and you have no idea what the just happened