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John and Karkat chill on the other side of the house from where the newly-wedded Mss. Lalonde and Maryam are being ostentatiously NSFW in the privacy of their own room.
They decide to pay them back. On Kanaya's car. In the suits she made for them.
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- Part 7 of tie kink 'verse
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In which Karkat is on edge, John is confused, and everyone is all to eager to forget that they're going to die.
For Hero on Tumblr.
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In this AU trolls are hunted for their horns.
More about the world will be explained as the story progresses.
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The IT department at SBURB has the reputation of being home to the most damaged, socially inept individuals in the entire town. New co-worker John Egbert may be the department's worst nightmare, but he also may unwittingly be the only one capable of turning the tides in their broken lives. And do these awkward technology gurus have the skill to fix John?
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A night of innocent movie-watching quickly goes downhill as Karkat inspects John's "inferior human body," which leads to a discussion of nooksucking, and, inevitably, the actual act thereof.
Also: say hello to my tentabulge headcanon.
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It’s a matter of sorting through feelings and making choices, but John has plenty of time on this asteroid and everyone is here to help.
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That sends him into a fit of snorts and really geeky giggles. You are officially surrounded by geeks. “Jeguth, are you theriouth? You finally have realithed your Caliginouth feelingth for KK?”
“You know it, gonna’ have him moanin’ my name tonight.”
“Jeguth… tho damn pervy Thtrider…” He chuckles running a hand through his hair.
“Dude, I’m kidding, it’s still totally against the Strider code to bone your best bro’s girl.” You reply firmly and are proud to make him burst into another fit of his geeky giggles.
“I…” He gasps trying to catch his breath. “Jutht pictured you thcrewing him while in a drethh…” With that he’s gasping into his hand once more.
“What the fuck? Wait, woah, wait now, would I be wearing the dress or would it be him? Sollux, for fucks sake, seriously man, me or Karkles? We both know I would look like a goddess in a fucking dress so it must be Karkat you’re talking about. Dude, it’s not that funny… Bro, stop laughing, for fuck’s sake man… Oh, and that whole thing was completely butchered too. You slaughter words. No word is safe in your presence. Man, are you even listening?”
Welp, still went better than you thought it would.
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Johnkat fluffiness
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Recently, that three things have happened to you that you never really expected. One: You want someone besides Bro to come live with you in your shitty apartment. Two: You’ve been in a relationship with your boyfriend for over a year. Three: You still haven’t managed to get the pants off said boyfriend and you have tried everything you can think of. At this point you are considering going to John and asking him for pranking help because nothing. Else. Works.
You are Dave Strider and you are at the end of your rope.
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- Part 3 of EriDave same AU collection
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A writing challenge with a friend of mine, where I do my best to write at least a drabble for any pairing she suggests. The results go here. No characters are safe. No quadrant is sacred.
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Dave Strider lead a hard life. Humans were nearly killed out, strangled by the larger, hardier trolls. His only saving grace was the sun-starved white cast of his skin, like most other surviving humans. Unfortunately, white creatures were relegated to one job, and one job only. He wasn't at all surprised, being marched off with the lusi from the area around his home. He was surprised, however, by what laid waiting for him in the grub caves, and where that would lead him.
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Dave Strider was good at hiding his excitement at the up-coming convention. Sollux Captor had to pretend to be excited. Neither of them expected to find out there were other things to be interested in.
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A group of finicky, hormone driven kids' journey through their sophomore year of high school.
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“Hey, Egbert. Direct your oculars to me for a second. What am I?”
“Uh… really short?”
“What? No! I’m a TROLL. You know, humans hate and fear us, etc. Don’t you?”
John just looked blankly at him for a moment, before breaking out into a grin. “Nope! Like I said, I like you. You’re all shouty and funny and stuff.”AU based loosely on Shrek. In which Karkat is a grouchy troll who lives in a swamp and John is an annoying boy with windy magic who befriends him. And together they go on a PRINCESS QUEST.
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Cross-posted from this kink meme prompt:
So, in an AU where the kids and trolls have newly settled together in uneasy co-habitation, the kids start to think about reproducing (I imagine they’d be about 19-20 at this point) – Rose and John having kids (though I don’t want them to be together romantically), and Dave and Jade having kids, I want to see how the trolls react to pregnant humans, basically I would like to see Kanaya being completely fascinated and a bit protective of her pregnant matesprit, and to be realistic, a bit grossed out too.
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Karkat has a crush on the cute boy at the bagel shop.
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The game has ended and everyone participating has been returned to a stable earth—the trolls included. Unfortunately for them, they have to find a way to hide themselves from the humans, and so Sollux, Equius, Kanaya and Bro worked together to create holographic bracelets for the trolls to wear to create the appearance of humans. Now after four years, the trolls and kids are in their final year of high school, at an expensive boarding school with Mom Lalonde as the C.E.O., and some decisions have to be made.
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'We should get our date on, y'know? Go out, see a movie, hold hands, catch a killer. It'll be a motherfucking JOYRIDE!'
When Dave Strider and Aradia Megido are hospitalised for severe injuries following an incident in New York involving The Felt, John Egbert takes it upon himself to find the perpetrators and bring them to justice.
What he doesn't realise is the seeming accident goes deeper than just 'wrong place, wrong time'. A lot deeper.
There's a killer on the streets, and it will stop at nothing to kill them all.
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In which Karkat gets paired with his least favorite hipster for a History project.
((Tumblr told me to write JohnKat and it turned into an entire AU. I blame hipsters.))