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    At age 12, Karkat and his older brother, Kankri, are finally moving back into their old family home. It is at a nearby dock that Karkat meets a Merman named John, who is more than eager to make friends with the lonely boy. Unfortunately for him, Karkat's more than a little reluctant to make friends with a mythical creature.

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    John Egbert is the last Dragonborn and may or may not be in over his head. Karkat saves him once and winds up along for the ride. Together they fight crime- er - wander Skyrim in search of adventure. Come join the party for a romantic epic fantasy adventure full of fun and silliness. With a little bit of seriousness and occasional smut, but mostly fun and silliness.

    Exactly what it says on the tin. An updated and semi-novelized version of the askskyrimjohnkat blog on tumblr.

    I may add more tags as they become relevant. Full list of pairings in the opening notes in order to not clog up searches (will be edited as they appear).

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    Some kids live in a small town and dream of making it big and making out.
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    Ever so loosely inspired by the song Waltz For Richard by First Aid Kit. This will be the first fic I ever actually finish lmao

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    Défi des 100 thèmes sur le couple John/Karkat.

    Thème 1: Introduction.
    Quand John pose des questions, et que Karkat y répond...

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    CG: YOU’RE IN A CLASS WITH JIMMY JOHN?
    TG: no hes jimmy johns john
    CG: WAIT, HE ISN’T ACTUALLY JIMMY JOHN *FROM* JIMMY JOHN’S?
    TG: just john from jimmy johns
    CG: I SURE AM GLAD WE GOT THAT CLEARED UP.

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    The Game has yet to be completed, every time you lose or get a game over the whole thing starts over again. John, Jake, and Kanaya have to relive the game over and over again as the rest of the players are blissfully unaware it just keeps happening. Jake finally decides to speak up and suggests not playing the game in the first place and finally, it has worked. They aren't playing the game. How coincidental that Scratch thought it'd make everyone stronger to be put on the same planet.

    Everyone's together and maybe this time they'll get a normal life.

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    It's a whole new world and it comes with it's own challenges and responsibilities. Turns repopulation is nessesary to survive as a species. A.KA. watch as trolls try to learn akwardly learn about parenting and John is the village slut.

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    1
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    Rose accidentally gets pregnant...WITH JOHNS CHILD???!!! Then a few years later John meets Karkat and they fall in love. There's memes, really gay Karkat, and beautiful Johnkat.

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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    Will add pairings as I go on.

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    17/?
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    Newternia's streets are merciless, especially if you happen to be a hard-boiled human Detective on your first case with a crazy Legislacerator.

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    This is weird. This is weirder than weird. This is one of the weirdest things you’ve ever experienced in your entire life, and one time you saw meteors fall from the sky and destroy the little suburban neighborhood you’d grown up in.

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    Now, before we start anything big, let me explain something. In today’s society, it has been known for strong willed people to hallucinate a being that constantly voices their darkest feelings. These hallucinations are called Tricksters.

    Not everyone has a trickster, and if you have one it’s not a good thing. At. All. A trickster will try to sucker you into their emotions and thoughts, but don’t start giving in to their thoughts or they will take control for a small period of time. A trickster is said to be a big horrible monster with beguiling ways that can make even the strongest person break eventually.

    Since that’s out of the way, you’re John Egbert, and you have a trickster. Remember how I just stated that tricksters are big horrible monsters? Well, not really. At least your trickster didn’t look it…

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    "You think you’re going to be sick. Your two childhood best friends are going out with each other.

    Your two childhood crushes are dating each other."

     

    It was hard when your first love left you with a broken heart you never knew you could have. It was hard when your second love pushed you away out of fear.

    It was harder when you realized that after all those years, they both still loved you and were still willing to give you a chance.

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    You can assume your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are suffering from memory loss after falling down the stairs. What is this rapid heart beat? Who's causing it? The Scripts we're published, finally. I had them done, but thought I already did.

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    73/?
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    Karkat is a breeder troll, a fate to those who were previously seen as freaks and culled. Now, being born with bright red blood makes him destined to give birth to grubs in place of the extinct Mother Grub. He resents and rebels against his fate. He finds an old decrepit castle which he makes his home and eventually turns it into an orphanage. But trolls were never one to take differences lightly and are determined to put Karkat in his place. They won't take change lightly, especially in times of desperation.
    Includes panels. The panels that contain gore are censored with a link to the uncensored version. Also a few NSFW panels that are not censored.

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    31/?
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    Life has thrown a shit storm of ill-fated events at a boy by the name of John Egbert, which has left his mind in shambles. His friends desperately try to repair their broken friend, but even the kindest of acts can cause the cruelest of conflicts to arise. Will John manage to survive the prison of a possessive partner, from drowning in the depths of his faltering depression and a potentially dangerous pet?

    -------or-----------

     

    One lonely boy skylark who goes by the name of John Egbert gets a new pet (... but not really) in order to fill the void caused by the death of his dad (ºnº)

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    9/?
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    30
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    The kingdom is in ruins, its champion murdered by the only one he couldn't harm...
    Fire has engulfed everything, and a Seer is forced to watch her brother fight an empty battle...

    The streets run red with the blood a of lover's betrayal, and a General is consumed by regret...

    His blood is blue, and everything stops for just a second. The Knight has failed his Heir.

    All Is lost.

    Or Is It...?

    What would you give to have a second chance...?

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    How exciting this is going to be! Jade Harley has the two best friends in the world, she's in band with them and nothing can go wrong here in Derse, right? Um, Derse High School of course.

    But she meets Dave Strider and suddenly she's falling for this dorky outcast in goofy glasses and a breathtakingly romantic side.

    Will Jade ever learn that high school is MEANT to be hell?

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    I started writing this the day after the Homestuck credits were updated.

    A "John is sad and Gamzee is still with his abuser and that is unacceptable" fic.

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    English
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    203,643
    Chapters:
    23/?
    Comments:
    585
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    353
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    45
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    3735

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