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    (a dollop of implied johnkat for the soul)

    After inhabiting Can Town, Karkat and John sort of went their separate ways, living in different apartments with different people.

    But when Karkat's roommate kicks him out and he finds himself homeless and alone--John just can't resist lending a hand to an old friendleader. And when he finds that Karkat has pneumonia--he offers to let him stay until he's back on his feet again.

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    LALA READ FOR YOUR SELF

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    A joint scientific exploration between the Trolls and the humans. The alliance between the two races is tentative. Can our heroes weather exploring strange new planets, enemy attacks and hilarious cultural misunderstandings? fuck i hope so.

    There is now a connected blog for this series called "The new Alternia Series" on tumblr with illustrations by CyanideOreos, updates and fun extras!

    Also if you like the illustrations for this series consider commissioning the artist herself! you can find our lovely artist at CyanideOreos on tumblr!

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    The main fight is over and the world has been saved, but before our heroes get their happily ever after, there are still some unanswered questions. One last run out isn't a big deal, but there are sometimes things worth not knowing and work better off left unfinished. After all, Skyrim is a big place.
    (Direct sequel to Ask Skyrim Johnkat. Read that first or this will make no sense)

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    When John turned 16, he didn't hit puberty. Puberty hit him. Like a fucking truck.

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    There is a war going on.

    But not on Earth. In another realm entirely.

    A realm of magic that thirteen teens and two almost-adults are thrown into.

    Let's hope they survive.

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    When John's dad is taken by a horrible beast, John has to give himself up in return--but the Beast already seems to know who he is, and he doesn't like him.

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    The Kids have high profile military careers laid out for them. Unfortunately, no one ever asked clone designation JE0 if he wanted a military career. When his dues come knocking, he can’t kill and he can’t die. A way out is offered, if only he is willing to dance with trolls and consort with enemies of the State.

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    At age 12, Karkat and his older brother, Kankri, are finally moving back into their old family home. It is at a nearby dock that Karkat meets a Merman named John, who is more than eager to make friends with the lonely boy. Unfortunately for him, Karkat's more than a little reluctant to make friends with a mythical creature.

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    So basically me and my friends decided. You know what's funny? Homestuck High. You know what would be even funnier? Homestuck High run through google translate from english to japanese to korean back to english.

    You're welcome.

    ;)

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    Sequel to Just Visiting, which is a sequel to Playing it Down.

    Dave Strider is dead, and an entire community mourns the loss. Some people grow closer. A lot closer.

    I guess it's more of a JohnDaveKat thing...

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    3 Years in the making, we proudly introduce; Demonology; The Great Enigma!

    Jane Crocker & her little brother, John Crocker are excitedly awaiting the arrival of their cousins; Jade & Jake Harley. Yet their family holiday is ruined when a local carnival is attacked by an enraged archdeamon- Jack Noir. A demon who is notoriously known for turning human children into demons.
    Taken in by a community of Trolls lead by the infamous Signless & his two sons, Kankri & Karkat, Jane, John, Jake & Jade are welcomed none to kindly into their new lives as Demons. A species of Advanced Beasts that live secretly alongside humanity, along with Trolls, Cryptids, Vampires & Werewolves.
    They adjust to their new lives, making new friends & foes, accidentally becoming godparents to Werewolf Princes & surviving under the most ruthless, blood-thirsty Authority to ever shake the Earth.

    Act 1 is dedicated to world and character building; building up for when the plot kicks in Act 2 and 3. So in typical Homestuck fashion- These chapters will be boring and hard to get through; but believe me, you wont regret it. Not to mention that 2 & 3 wont make any sense without reading this Act!

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    Little bits and pieces of your lives together, all put together to try to capture your love
    A collection of short stories in the trans!Dave universe, but you probably won't have to read the rest of the collection to understand them. Various combinations of john/dave/karkat in short snippets. (Marked as complete, may continue to expand)

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    Karkat is a breeder troll, a fate to those who were previously seen as freaks and culled. Now, being born with bright red blood makes him destined to give birth to grubs in place of the extinct Mother Grub. He resents and rebels against his fate. He finds an old decrepit castle which he makes his home and eventually turns it into an orphanage. But trolls were never one to take differences lightly and are determined to put Karkat in his place. They won't take change lightly, especially in times of desperation.
    Includes panels. The panels that contain gore are censored with a link to the uncensored version. Also a few NSFW panels that are not censored.

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    35/?
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you may or may not be doing the stupidest thing in your small pathetic life by taking courtship advice from Dave fucking Strider.

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    "You think you’re going to be sick. Your two childhood best friends are going out with each other.

    Your two childhood crushes are dating each other."

     

    It was hard when your first love left you with a broken heart you never knew you could have. It was hard when your second love pushed you away out of fear.

    It was harder when you realized that after all those years, they both still loved you and were still willing to give you a chance.

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    12/?
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    He felt his body grow hotter and his cheeks grow redder as John’s warm tongue explored his mouth, even though it already was his second home.

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    Karkat has a mini panic attack and John introduces Karkat to snow. Johnkat and Dave also built a snowman.

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    Sequel to Playing it Down.

    John tries to get answers from Dave's brother, and somewhat succeeds.

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    In the end, death suits Karkat Vantas surprisingly well.

    Time passes.

    Someone moves in.

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    Your classic haunting, from a ghost's perspective. And this ghost is tired of everyone's shit. He's so, so tired.

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