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    The only good thing about Karkat Vantas' life is John Egbert. The only bad thing about Eridan Ampora's life is Sollux Captor.
    At least that's what everyone thinks.

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    It was one day during the winter holidays, a tiny fire burning in the fireplace and John struggling to hang paper snowflakes from the ceiling (“What? Stop looking at me like that, Rose. I was bored.”) that Rose decided to drop The Bomb. Said Bomb went a little something like:

    “I believe that I have located Karkat and Kanaya.”

     

    Written for the 2014 Johnkat Secret Santa.

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    John Egbert is lonely after the death of his father.
    He hates how silent his house is without Dad, ironically hates the lack of Betty Crocker baking in the oven. This is what led him to decide to buy a fish. Nothing complicated, just your everyday run-of-the-mill fish.
    This is how he did not get his beloved fish, but an abused and angry troll instead. Damn Jade to Hell.

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    After three years of friendship and another year in a matespriteship, John and Karkat get to spent their first Christmas together. Yet trolls never celebrate Christmas so it's very new to Karkat. And John is out to make this the best Christmas ever. For JohnKat Secret Santa.

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    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you don't know how your life ended up like this, well you do, but you like to pretend that you don't.

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    Tonight is date night for Karkat Vantas and John Egbert. Tonight also marks four months since the beginning of their relationship. Four months isn't an eternity, but it's long enough that the pieces feel like they're fitting together.

    This doesn't prevent Karkat from spending too much time in his head, though. It's a bad habit of his, and tonight, with John so close and everything feeling alright, he can't keep himself from slipping beneath the surface and analyzing what he can.

    It's date night, four months into their relationship, and Karkat Vantas is starting to feel like everything could fall into place.

    Second Installment of Clinic AU

    Though, you could probably read it without having read the first. If you wanted.

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    John Egbert has never had the pleasure of meeting a troll before, but that all changes when Karkat Vantas starts going to school with him. He discovers the great mysteries that are trolls as his school gains more of them and he gains more great friends-- or more?

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    Every day, John Egbert walks through the doors of the local downtown cinema, and proceeds to order one ticket for the eight thirty show, and one large popcorn. Karkat knows this for fact, because every day since he started working concessions three months ago, he'd been able to witness the phenomenon.

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    “Don't be silly, worse is the last thing that this can get.”
    Dave Strider, king of irony, just had to say that.

    When it comes to disasters, this could possibly be the one that destroys Karkat Vantas.
    Due to faulty wiring and the words of Dave Strider (whether or not they actually played a part, we will be blaming him), John and Karkat are trapped-together nonetheless- on an abandoned ship in the middle of their freshly created universe.
    And believe me, anything can get worse, if you say the right..er..wrong, words.

    Rated Mature for future scenes.

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    Slavestuck/Royalstuck AU
    In an alternate universe, the population on earth has reformed and come under two separate kings. Half of the planet has been claimed and controlled by man, the other half by troll. Both have agreed upon peace and have yet to break that pact.
    John Egbert is a human who was kidnapped in his weakest moment and sold into slavery. He spends only a month in the auction before he is bought by the most powerful human being on the planet. King David has acquired slaves before, but never one like this. Never one that has fought back. Will John break under the young king's rule, or will he continue to challenge whatever is in his path. And what happens when the truce of peace is broken and a war breaks forth? Everyone has choices to make, no matter how big or small. And sometimes, the wrong choice to a small problem can make a big difference.

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    -- ghostyTrickster [GT] began trolling ectoBiologist [EB] --

    GT: hi!
    GT: umm this may sound weird, but it turns out i sorta created your universe!
    GT: it's a long story, but the point is we're in danger from something that came from your session and i may need your help!
    EB: JESUS FUCK, EGBERT, DID YOU SERIOUSLY CONTACT ME AT THE END OF MY TIMELINE TO TELL ME *THAT*?

    --

    The beta kids are trolls and the trolls are human. Some things stay the same. Other game-related disasters vary.

    Act 1: Four trolls play Sgrub, a morallegiance is made, and a murderous glitch sabotages the endgame.
    Act 2: Interspecies romance shenanigans occur over instant messaging despite the ever-present mortal danger lurking in both game sessions.
    Act 3: When the universe has been fucked from the start, a change in strategy may be in order.

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    • Part 1 of C&V
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    15 year old Karkat Vantas never got along with his older brother, Kankri. Or his parents. Or anyone, really. But when his brother falls into a coma, why does someone familiar start pestering him? And what are these strange memories that keep popping into his head?

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    Karkat Vantas has been a nurse for a year. There are always interesting cases, fun stories to toss around during breaks or slow days. But the most noticeable patient to Karkat is John Egbert.

    It isn't (just) because of his breath-taking blue eyes. It isn't (just) because he always smiles when he sees that Karkat is on duty. And it certainly is not because Karkat thinks that he might be more into John than he necessarily should be? (Kanaya says he is on the road to falling in love. Karkat tries - and fails - to deny this.)

    Honestly, the reason that John Egbert really stands out to Karkat is (and this is really the truth, all cover-ups aside) because he just keeps getting injured. All the time. He's already been in the clinic twice in the past three weeks.

    Oh, wait, no. Here he is again. With another perfectly avoidable injury.

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    John moves from Washington to Texas.

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    Terezi Pyrope just got a job at the DA's office, which is everything that a young lawyer could ever want. When her first case is against the infamous Matt Murdock, Terezi realizes that something is seriously up with the one other blind lawyer in New York City. In her quest to figure out the truth, Terezi finds herself facing down the supervillains, regular villains, and quite a few strange friends.

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    The game has ended and everything is back to normal...sort of. Nobody remembers anything besides a certain John Egbert who made the deal for it to be like that. He though he could handle it. He thought he could act normal and be happy again...

    He thought wrong.

    Cracking and breaking into emotional pieces of glass on the floor, he's falling apart and recent events and nightmares plaguing his mind isn't helping. As a last resort, he turns to his friend, Karkat Vantas, in a sense of need or desperation.

    But will Karkat be able to recollect all the broken pieces of his once derpy John or will he break until he is nothing but a emotionless husk?

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    Set in a world where John is the princely prince of Prospit and Karkat is some troll who lives in the forest. 100% pure, authentic Johnkat.

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    In which a boy tries to prove his love to his matesprite, while said matesprite has no idea what is going on.

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    In which RoSH and Toastyquinn engage in friendly prompt-off and write a bunch of short stories, one-shots, and drabbles revolving around the numerous ships that they both enjoy. Contains a ludicrous amount of GamKar because RoSH.

    Other tags will be written in the notes for each chapter (sometimes).

    We both hope you will enjoy our random and often rambling adventure of a story! Feel free to give prompts to either Toasty, RoSH, or BOTH!

    E N J O Y !

    38)

    RoSH & Toastyquinn

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    Your name is Sollux Captor and you are blind folded right the fuck now.

    Your name is Eridan Ampora and wowza hottie with a body.

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    1/?
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