20 Works found in John Egbert/Jade Harley
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Two siblings sharing a bath was a decidedly less innocent concept that it initially sounded.
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John comes down with a strange affliction that seems innocent enough at first, despite how odd it is. However, his sudden transformation begins stringing a series of disturbing happenings together as his friends come to realize just how dangerous he has become.
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John Egbert is a killer. He loves the scent of the candy red blood coming out of his victims bodies. He loves it when he hits them with his trusty sledgehammer and he gets covered in their blood. Nobody or anything can stop him from the killing spree John is about to go on.
Or maybe someone can stop him from his killing spree perhaps, Rose? Jade? or even the famous Dave Strider?
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-- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 23:45 --
GG: hey john, i thought you were going to bed early!
EB: nd she kissed him full on the mouth with lots of to
EB: GAH
GG: :O ???
EB: damn it jade, you and your ninja windows! pretend you didn't see anything okay. -
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"One, a robot may not injure a human being, or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm. Two, a robot must obey the orders given it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law. And three, a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Laws." - Iron Chef Bobby Flay
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Four kids who have known each other through the Internet since they were thirteen, for four years, finally meet for the first time in a sleepover that lasts three days and three nights. Emotions, hormones, and feelings all come to a head as they try to fit everything they can into those three nights. Each kid spends each night with a different person, and each night, their life is changed forever. This is the story. This is The Sleepover.
This is a ten-part Homestuck fanfiction, which was borne from the concept of pairing each of the four “beta kids” (John, Rose, Dave, Jade) with each other, which constitutes six pairings across three nights. Some of the chapters are explicitly sexual, some are not.
Technically, it takes place in an AU in which SBURB does not exist, and the characters have aged to around 17. References to Homestuck canon can be found throughout the work, if you look closely enough.
IMPORTANT: The chapter list has the names of which pairing a given chapter is devoted to in parentheses next to it. If you're here for a specific pairing, feel free to read that chapter on its own, but I encourage you to read the entire story.
Comments and criticism greatly appreciated. Thanks for reading.
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After many years, John finally gets the opportunity to visit Jade's mysterious island home. However, it may be that the girl herself holds more mysteries than the island.
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Nobody ever interrupts each other when they exchange secrets like this at night. They can be nothing but soft voices, floating out of the dark.
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“Did you ever think that, maybe, that I wanted to have you just as much?”
John, around the breathlessness building in his sternum, can’t say that he thinks about it a lot, and hopes with every fiber of his being that she does. That he’s not the only one alive and awake as a light bulb flickering in an empty room.
[Three Years AU Fic]
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John and Jade have got each other.
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Three years is a long time to spend with someone, and ectobiological siblings or no, John and Jade have always been more than friends. This is when they realize it, and then have makeouts.
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25 different kinky Homestuck drabbles, each focusing on one (or more) different pairing. Written for Kink Bingo's December minichallenge. Contains spoilers up to Act 6 Act 1.
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Three years and a lot of smooching.
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Written for this prompt on the kink meme. John is jealous and Jade cheers him up in ways only smut can provide. Warning: Spoilers for the end of Act 5.
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Depravity: n, perversion of the moral faculties; corruption, viciousness, abandoned wickedness. (OED)
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Captchalogue Prompt: This is probably prompted to death...But how about a "the kids are trolls and the trolls are kids" pesterlog prompt. Bonus: human!KK or troll!John perspective.
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Captchalogue Prompt: John/Jade reacting to the revelation that they're related with dismay instead of eagerly settling into a sibling relationship, please.
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Jade's trying to get ready for a fancy night, but right now she needs to deal with all those ships trying to pull into port.
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- Part 1 of Shipper's Lament
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Jade receives a message from her grandfather. The knights of the order do not believe her.
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- Part 4 of Castlebound
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A look into an alternate universe set in a medieval fantasy. Dave, a squire to his elder brother, is tasked with a simple errand.
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- Part 1 of Castlebound