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“Come on Karkat! You know you want to.” And then they both gave you that innocent batting of the eyelashes that a wriggler would give to its lusii to get out of trouble, to play innocent. Even though what they were asking you to do was far from innocent.
You groan and utter that one little word, “Fine.” And it begins. -
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Jade reflects on her relationship with John and Karkat
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Karkat isn't expecting to have a babe for each arm.
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"You smell like cotton candy," the little troll girl tells you. She's tucked under Dirk's father-brother-ancestor-whatever's arm, grinning wide with a mouthful of shark teeth. "Yeah, well, you smell like poo," you retort, because you may be sober now, but you're still you.
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John visits Jade, Karkat and their daughter. He finds that he's still loves and wants them just as much as ever.
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- Part 5 of Imagine
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Request #2
Characters/Pairing: Karkat/Jade/John
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Jade and John decide to court Karkat properly.
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- Part 1 of By the Shore
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-- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 23:45 --
GG: hey john, i thought you were going to bed early!
EB: nd she kissed him full on the mouth with lots of to
EB: GAH
GG: :O ???
EB: damn it jade, you and your ninja windows! pretend you didn't see anything okay. -
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Dave smells like apples.
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- Part 2 of By the Shore
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Jade brings Karkat his reading glasses.
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- Part 3 of By the Shore
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John loves flying almost as much as he loves his two mates.
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- Part 4 of By the Shore
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Karkat finds John first.
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Magnetic Wodka has more side-effects than you'd expect. Fortunately, John and Jade are enterprising and adventurous souls willing to help Karkat explore them.
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Karkat is a disgruntled and poorly-rated horse jockey. John and Jade are his misguidedly enthusiastic number one fans... and they also want to touch the butt.
This is their tale.
(HSO 2012 Round 1 Entry for Team Jade♥John♥Karkat)
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CG: HEY
CG: OH DON'T WORRY I'LL WAIT FOR YOU TO RESPOND.
CG: SEE THIS IS A FUN LITTLE GAME I LIKE TO PLAY WITH MYSELF WHEN I'M FEELING PARTICULARLY SELF-LOATHING.
CG: I SIT HERE AND WAIT FOR A RESPONSE I KNOW IS NEVER COMING.
CG: I DON'T KNOW ABOUT YOU BUT I THINK THAT'S DOWNRIGHT FUCKING POETIC.
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EB: WHEN I SAID OKAY FINE JADE LET'S TRY TO **DISCREETLY** PUT OUT FEELERS I DIDN'T MEAN GO RIGHT UP TO HIM AND ASK HIM POINT BLANK IF HE'D LIKE TO STAR IN HIS OWN KINKTASTIC ALIEN PORNO!!!!!!!!
GG: >:/ oh yes because "btw do you have a gf" totally means "hey do you wanna be the yummy filling in a twin sandwich" in normal people land. dont be a buttface, john!! >:(Sequel to Adventures in Collaborative Storytelling.
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Captain Jade Harley was ready for an adventurous life of Space Exploration, but now she's stuck on a long voyage in the company of her distressingly attractive first mate Egbert, and the insufferable alien buttface they picked up along the way.
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Written for HSO br5. The prompt was "Jade/Karkat/John: Jade's island."
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- 601
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- Hits:
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A collection of the fills I did for the first bonus round of the HSO.
Includes: Dave kissing himself, Karkat being a hard-boiled detective, Jade glowing, Dave being a knight, Rose and John hate-snogging, Karkat hiding in a science lab, and Sollux coming back from a war.
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Earthian Dating, Alternian-Style: Episode Three, The Matesprit/Kismesis Double-Double-Reacharound by Asuka Kureru (Askerian)
Homestuck
17 Jun 2012
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By Brett Howell
Who amongst the general public hasn't at the very least heard of John Egbert, rising humorist and riveting showman (and, slightly less known, accomplished, classically-trained concert pianist?) If you're not into astronomy or nuclear physics you might be excused for not knowing of his cousin, vivacious and horrendously brilliant Jade Harley. (If you are, you have no excuse; in those circles she is revolutionizing there is no escaping her sharp insight.)
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In short, they're gorgeous, smart, well-connected, independently wealthy, and well on their way to becoming nothing short of illustrious.
They also happen to be dating the same man.