3 Works found in John Egbert/Jade Harley/Karkat Vantas

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  1. Prospit Sandwiches With Alternian Fillings by

    Homestuck  

    15 May 2012

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    EB: WHEN I SAID OKAY FINE JADE LET'S TRY TO **DISCREETLY** PUT OUT FEELERS I DIDN'T MEAN GO RIGHT UP TO HIM AND ASK HIM POINT BLANK IF HE'D LIKE TO STAR IN HIS OWN KINKTASTIC ALIEN PORNO!!!!!!!!
    GG: >:/ oh yes because "btw do you have a gf" totally means "hey do you wanna be the yummy filling in a twin sandwich" in normal people land. dont be a buttface, john!! >:(

     

    Sequel to Adventures in Collaborative Storytelling.

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  2. Adventures in Collaborative Storytelling by

    Homestuck  

    17 Apr 2012

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    -- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 23:45 --

     

    GG: hey john, i thought you were going to bed early!
    EB: nd she kissed him full on the mouth with lots of to
    EB: GAH
    GG: :O ???
    EB: damn it jade, you and your ninja windows! pretend you didn't see anything okay.

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  3. Scenes from a Strange and Happy Home by

    Homestuck  

    4 Jan 2012

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    A few small glimpses into the polyamorous home life of three kids who grew up and fell in love.

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