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    The Gang Star in a Fresh New Comedy: In-Game Minecraft Shenanigans!

    ((For HSWriter's Prompt!)

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    Equius attempts to give John the perfect anniversary, and everything goes wrong.

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    Alternate title: "In Which Equius Is Petty And John Just Makes It Worse"

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    Drabble requests from Tumblr. In which Feferi lives her worst fears, Eridan leaves Alternia and never looks back, Sollux gives up a stupid plan to comfort his best friend, John's prank misfires, Cronus and his father duke it out, the Signless has to make a choice, and Kurloz paints his favourite subject.

    NOW COMPLETE

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    Dad didn't have a terrible temper, he just liked things a certain way. Clean and proper. He gave words of praise and encouragement any time John did something, but when it was something he didn't approve of, they would have an almost passive aggressive undertone. Dad could be a master manipulator when he wanted, always needing to get his way, and John knew this. But he’d wanted to tell him, hoped that he would give another remark or maybe just beat him and never talk about it again, go on in disappointed silence until John left for college or moved out. But that’s not what he got, he hated being isolated.

    “I have done everything in my power to make you a successful young man and time and time again you seem to chose all of the wrong paths. I tried and tried and then you come to me with this,” there was no emotion in his voice, no hurt or pain, “I did all that I could and you never appreciated it.” All that you could, hitting and scolding for wanting to see a friend or not getting a perfect grade every time or simply being there. “I’m done. Look at this as an early birthday;” four months away, “you seem to know what you want to do with yourself and how you want to spend the rest of your life, so go.”

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    So this all came about because I wondered what would happen if everybody was in the mob. This is what would happen apparently. It's just a bunch of dabbles and short fics about the cast and what happens when you give a bunch of goobers weapons training and a lack of moral standards. Enjoy CrewStuck!

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    John wants to take Equius on the perfect date because Equius is the perfect boyfriend. Matesprit. (Xenolinguistics is hard.)

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    All you want to do is go to sleep and not hear him pant and moan, or wake up and not find him in naked in your apartment or at your college.

    Your name is John Egbert and you've got a problem. You overheard Equius Zahhak having sex and now you can't get him out of your head.

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    In which Equius gets curious about the humans.

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    Kinkmeme prompt! I know I have a bunch to be working on but I couldn't resist this one real quick.

    "Equius encounters John online, mistakes him for a fellow member of troll nobility, and strikes up a conversation with him. John, being the prankster that he is, decides it would be funny to play along.

    Things get awkward when they...actually kinda become friends. Oops. "

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    11
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    "When in Alternia, do as the trolls do." - Troll Biggie Smalls

    At no point do you ever want to say "Is that an octopus in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"

    Except when you do.

    (John and Equius's first time.)

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    Your name is EQUIUS ZAHHAK. You take night classes at United Terra-Alternia University, you pity your moirail more than life itself, and on weekends you are a barbarian prince named Grathnar Bonefist.

    You have also developed an unfortunate flushcrush on your team's newest player.

    (There is an ASK BLOG associated with this series, where you can give scenarios or prompts to the author and ask the characters and author questions, and it can be found here: http://askthenerdstucks.tumblr.com/)

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    Little gray aliens aren't people, no matter how well they fake it.

    They can be domesticated, though. Might as well keep them around, right?

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    "Hey, buddy," you say as you drop your keys on the table and kick your shoes off. "What's wrong?"

    Equius chews on his lip like he's nervous about answering you, which is just weird. He's really good about being obedient—it was one of the reasons you got him as your first pet.

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    podfic of Strength of Character by Laylah

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    1/1
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    2
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    5
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    "Hatred is something peculiar. You will always find it strongest and most violent where there is the lowest degree of culture." - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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    7
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    "Hey, buddy," you say as you drop your keys on the table and kick your shoes off. "What's wrong?"

    Equius chews on his lip like he's nervous about answering you, which is just weird. He's really good about being obedient—it was one of the reasons you got him as your first pet.

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    1/1
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    39
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    302
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    33
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    10565
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    John finds out through word of mouth that yes, Equius really does take orders from him, and he decides to try it out. It's a particular order that causes the sexies and fluff in later paragraphs.

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    10
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    There is one troll that John hasn't really gotten to know yet. Little does he know how well he will soon get to know Equius Zahhak - or how well Equius will bring him to know the darkest corners of himself.

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    5
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    2635
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    John orders Equius around. February 2011.

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    6
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