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    When your insane clusterfuck of a polyamorous household starts to run low on sweet, sweet cash, you take it upon yourself to fix the problem. It’s prom night, the stage is your seventeen-year-old mistress, and you're about to learn the ups and downs of life as an amateur male stripper; both on, and off, the pole.

    Time to go dancing.

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    4/4
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    30
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    167
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    Karkat is obsessed with Terezi, He wants her in all of his quadrants. But what happens when the Meteors start hitting and sburb never existed? This is an Alternate universe, only something's are changed which will be explained in the story. Such as Nepeta and Equius being a Red Rom. Terezi starts to worry since her Lusus is not hatching although it had told her when the Meteors started striking the world below them then it would hatch. Karkat is trying to take care of Terezi, Trolls are dying left and right, non-stop. Karkat becomes the leader of a small group of trolls, including fantrolls, that will be introduced in links to their character charts or chapters dedicated to introducing them.

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    1/30
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    It's a whole new world and it comes with it's own challenges and responsibilities. Turns repopulation is nessesary to survive as a species. A.KA. watch as trolls try to learn akwardly learn about parenting and John is the village slut.

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    5/?
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    45
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    22
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    1
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    421
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    I didn't expect him to find out like this, hell I never thought he'd find out at all. I especially didn't expect him to during a live stream. I'm frozen staring at him while he stares at me, finally he takes a step forward and says something.
    “Egbert what the fuck?”

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    English
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    1,325
    Chapters:
    1/1
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    10
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    1
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    Dave wakes up to his Bro blowing up his phone. John gets an eye full.

    Illustrations included, more tags as updated.

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    Chapters:
    5/5
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    1
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    1846
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    “You boys should be more excited,” she smiles her big bucktoothed smile, “I’m sure you'll have a wonderful time.”
     
    “What makes you so sure?” John shoots her a look that he's not quite sure she noticed.

    Jolene laughs, “well, you really never know what will happen or who you'll meet at Camp Blacklake!”

    --

    eight children gather at a place in the woods known as camp blacklake to spend their summer vacation.

    what happens changes their lives forever.

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    13,641
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    394
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    What a generic au. The life of the one and only Dave Strider in which he falls in love with, surprise surprise, John Egbert. My angsty rambles flooded with melodramatic reactions and far too much sarcasm

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    English
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    205,705
    Chapters:
    37/37
    Comments:
    192
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    422
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    64
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    a tumblr ask meme for otps, who would propose first?
    i think we all know who would propose first between john and dave.

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    1/1
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    2
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    4
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    81
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    “If four kids get gunned down in the middle of Nowheresville, Texas and nobody’s around to hear it, what sound do they make?”

    In the sticky summer of 2009, the Crockers and the Harleys ship out for a family-fun-enforced road trip that's meant to take them on down to Texas for touristy enjoyment. Of course, after a tragically cliche car failure, they're taken in by a couple of "weirdass rednecks," who don't quite intend to let them finish the trip.

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    Chapters:
    15/?
    Comments:
    96
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    257
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    26
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    4482
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    a book of all the one-shots i never finished and never will finish

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    Chapters:
    3/3
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    1
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    it all started with a joke, about how much money pornstars make and what each other's porn star names would be. All until Roxy and Jane reminded him how much his textbooks would cost, then it started sounding like an option. Dirk Strider could not believe he was signing up for an live streaming service for cam girls. un fucking real.

    or: the college/camboy au that literally no one asked for

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    7/?
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    15
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    70
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    903
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    It started during the game. At first, you tried to ignore it, to act like it wasn't there. You tried to replace him with someone else. Your name is Dave Strider, and you are dying from loving someone who could never love you back.

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    1/1
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    18
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    2
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    CG: YOU’RE IN A CLASS WITH JIMMY JOHN?
    TG: no hes jimmy johns john
    CG: WAIT, HE ISN’T ACTUALLY JIMMY JOHN *FROM* JIMMY JOHN’S?
    TG: just john from jimmy johns
    CG: I SURE AM GLAD WE GOT THAT CLEARED UP.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    7
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    26
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    5
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    176
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    When Dirk rolls out a list of kinks he's into and would be down to trying out, he isn't sure how his two boyfriends will take it. Suddenly faced with the two eager to please dorks doing their homework and being fully prepared to please, though? Now he's not sure how HE'LL handle it.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
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    42
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    4
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    575
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    You can't decide what hurts the most—Dave not loving you, your father being with you but not-quite, everyone else being so happy go-lucky, or the fact that you are so, undoubtedly, alone.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    16
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    22
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    3
    Hits:
    185
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    The Game has yet to be completed, every time you lose or get a game over the whole thing starts over again. John, Jake, and Kanaya have to relive the game over and over again as the rest of the players are blissfully unaware it just keeps happening. Jake finally decides to speak up and suggests not playing the game in the first place and finally, it has worked. They aren't playing the game. How coincidental that Scratch thought it'd make everyone stronger to be put on the same planet.

    Everyone's together and maybe this time they'll get a normal life.

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    1/?
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    10
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    2
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    The two of them love each other, that much is certain.

    But maybe...
    Maybe they have room for you as well?

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    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    38
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    47
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    950
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    Your name is John Egbert and you are hopelessly in love with your best friend since forever, Dave Strider.

    Who happens to be in a relationship.

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    English
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    1,466
    Chapters:
    1/?
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    10
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    Most of the lights in the courtroom dimmed apart from two spotlights - one illuminating the legislacerator, and one illuminating him.

    "Daveed Straed," said the teal blood above him, her voice booming through the room. She had a microphone on her; they'd clearly made a spectacle out of this. "You are accused of the crimes of bearing mutated blood and of obscuring your blood status. How do you plead?"

    Why bother giving him a choice? Dave shrugged his shoulders and cocked his head to the side. "Not guilty?"

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Collections:
    1
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    3
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    29
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    1
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    161
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    Everything is completely and utterly different;

    but no one ever said that was a bad thing.

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    English
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    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    154

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