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    "Your bro wants to say hi."

    That was the only time you had ever seen Bro cry.

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    10/?
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    Little drabbles based on fluffcanon and otp prompts. I don't really discriminate with ships so everything will probably end up here eventually.

    Please note, these are done late at night and are not proofread. The typos shouldn't be too bad, but there will probably be at least a few in each chapter.

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    45/?
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    AU. Dave works in the film industry. John's a stand up comedian. This is no beginners gay. This is adventures in gay.

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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

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    4/?
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    11
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    TT: While purposely misgendering yourself is entertaining, I’m unsure of why you’re nullifying your own emotions.
    TT: In layman’s terms, Strider:
    TT: What’s up with you?
    TG: why? so you can make fun of my bullshit??
    TG: no thank you
    TT: David, I repudiated the harbingers that you were enshrouded in once. I refuse to let that occur again. Now get your obdurate ass explaining, Strider.
    TG: lalonde
    TG: stop obfuscating your fucking messages this is like reading a fucking dictionary
    TT: Don’t change the subject.
     

    In this, Dave could be categorized under some dangerous medical terms. He slips enough for John to noticed. Dave is then pushed into getting help, and he struggles back and forth with it.

    John, his "hashtag bestie," also struggles with shit. His coping skills aren't quite adequate, either, but he managed to keep it between himself and his walls (except for the occasional slip with his parents or his therapist). Of course, he gets better with time, and support and honesty. So does Dave.

    And, after a lot of time, talking, healing, friendship, and care, things look like they'll be okay.

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    5/?
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    It was almost midnight. Just 10 more minutes until New Years Day. How about a new years kiss?

    A drabble that I wrote on NYE. Sorry if I screwed anything up, this is the first fic I've written in a while (And I wrote it on my phone, welp).

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    1/1
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    Rose Lalonde was warned not to tamper with the Necronomicon. However, her mind is set, and the chain of events that she will kick-start will prove to change the world as a whole.

    Dave Strider is her half-brother, wondering what on Earth could have happened to his sister. The mess he's dragged into because of her actions will force him down a path of loss and dark indulgences. He will not fall alone, however, as the rest of his family and friends are made to suffer the consequences as well.

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    John follows his best friend Dave out in to the woods, looking for items for Dave's collection. After their flashlight dies, they get separated, and something finds John before Dave does.
    The Strider family knows how to help.

    {Demonstuck/Witchstuck/paranormal au}
    {Rated for graphic depictions of attack and a corpse.}
    {Happy Halloween!}

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    6/?
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    6
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    Dirk gets John to promise he will wear lingerie, and even if he only got John to promise because he was sexually torturing him, a promise IS a promise. John had put it off for as long as he could, but now it was Lingerie Day. However, some lacy red undergarments reveal that John may just have a kink.... a lace kink, to be exact.

    (the title is dumb but I like alliteration)

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    Sexual slavery is legal, organized, and accepted in the United States. Young adults who have committed a crime may be sold into slavery. However, although rare, it is legal for a parent to sell their adult offspring into slavery. Innocent, optimistic John Egbert is sold into slavery. Will the poor boy make it in the care of a seemingly emotionless blonde?

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    15/?
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    John Egbert had been living a normal life, or so he thought. When his best friend kidnaps him and turns him into his family pet, John realizes his entire life may have been a lie as he struggles to handle the emotional toll of being a toy and trying to keep his last shreds of humanity.

    (Smut, plot, smut, smut, plot twists and more smut.)

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    20/?
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    "Look, it's not my fault you're the hero with the shitty one liners."
    "Well it's not my fault you're the villain that has no taste!"

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    He was the nerdy kid, he was the cool kid. They meet, let's see what happens.
     
    Lame description I know.

     

    Not a songfic

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    I don’t know why but I have this headcanon that John saves all his conversations of his computer, especially with dave, to reference back to or just for laughs, like I feel like John went searching through his archive to confirm Dave fav movie before buying the shades or looks at a talk he had to laugh a little. Idfk *shrug*

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    The paper balls were thrown every day and John kept them. Every day Dave wondered what the hell was written on them?
    Every day Dave had on huge, ostentatious headphones, every day John wondered what he was listening to?
    AU, two kawaii boys in high school, enjoy my idiocy
    (Also to be found on Fanfiction, updated more quickly there)

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    Sooo this is my first fic here, and feedback would be greatly appreciated!

    This is just a bunch of super fluffy JohnDave oneshots, as the title says. I'll update probably sporadically, and requests are welcome! The length with vary, first few will probably be drabbles.

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    Dave is a young party guy, usually going for one night stands and having a good time. He decides to use a dating website and meets up with username Egbert for dinner. John is a single dad and Dave finds himself falling head over heels in love with him.

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    2/?
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    18
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    Demons are supposed to feel nothing but how they are assigned to their jobs. Dave Strider is supposed to forget his human emotions besides anger and lust. Until one assignment leaves him feeling something else, towards John Egbert. Down his way he finds out more than what the human had seemed, and what he had never known about himself before.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
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    A series of oneshots for your favorite Homestuck ship, PepsiCola!
    Idk it might not be your favorite but wwhatevva.
    I take requests! (i actually need requests please send me requests)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    the betas are a mess, but to be fair, so are their kids.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    16
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    2
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