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    Dirk and Jane sneak off to mess around.
    "Don't be a hoe because you're sad and angry, seeking for revenge... Be a hoe for you."
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    This is a little messy since I wrote this in random spurts, so bear with it lol. I'll explain in the notes.

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    Dave can't almost believe it when they beat the game. Everyone was cheery and happy, chattering among themselves like they didn't have a care in the world. It just got better when they entered the new universe, too. They lived in peace, and nothing bad had happened for a full 3 months. No Lord English. No anything. They were finally done.

    Well, if you don't count the Beta Kids' guardians coming back to life.

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    1/?
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    John, Karkat, Dirk, Sollux, and Jake have decided it's been long enough. They're going to make Dave their little pet kitten, whether he likes it or not.

    Or,

    In which everyone fucks Dave.

    (Only the first chapter contains non-con, I promise.)

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    2/?
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    60
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    3
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    Dave is starting school in Washington after moving from Texas. He would be okay with this if it weren't for the fact that he will be alone for the first two weeks with no familiar people around him and non-functional vocal chords.

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    3/?
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    8
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    40
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    8
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    308
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    In which you are so in love with your best friend that it hurts.

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    1/?
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    Dave had always assumed that at the very least, he'd have the sanctuary of his own mind. Turned out, even the gates to that were shaky at best.
    [Your friendly neighborhood Meteorstuck, DaveKat-centric chapter-fic, with a bit of a twist. Pan-Quadrant romance and dream bubble adventures.]

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    18/?
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    "Your bro wants to say hi."

    That was the only time you had ever seen Bro cry.

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    7/?
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    10
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    Now that John is eighteen, his dad has finally relented and is allowing him to visit Dave, all the way in Texas. At first, everything is great, until John brings up the very real possibility that Dave doesn’t love John as “just a friend” anymore. After all, you don’t usually fuck your best friend.

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    1/1
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    2
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    Lame overused title I know.

     

    He was the nerdy kid, he was the cool kid. They meet, let's see what happens.

     

    Lame description I know.

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    29/?
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    Your name is John Egbert and you've decided to go on a diet. Since childhood, with all the cakes you've been fed, you're chubby and overweight. Puffed out cheeks, a flabby stomach, gigantic thighs, and fat fingers. Unattractive and fat, your crush on Dave is laughable, with a body like this. Compared to all this slim females wanting to be called Dave's significant other, he's nothing but dirt. So, he'll try and have a better chance of becoming so by losing weight. Fast as possible.

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    3/?
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    60
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    3
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    the alpha kids, beta kids and trolls are all part of a group chat courtesy of dave.

    aka just pesterlogs

    please don't shoot me

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    8
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    31
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    1
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    374
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    Your name is DAVE STRIDER and your SOULMATE is definitely JOHN EGBERT. You knew it from the moment you LAID EYES ON HIM.

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    1
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    'Dave was tired of taking things slow. He wanted to go faster, whether John wanted to or not.'

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    Dave Strider is being forced to go to Camp Skaia, a famous camp on the west coast where children travel the country to attend. Alongside his older brother Dirk, and his obnoxious assigned camp buddy John Egbert, Dave just hopes he’ll be able to make it out of these eight weeks alive.

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    When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
    The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
    What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
    When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
    "But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?"

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    6/?
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    7
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and John Egbert is almost too fucking adorable for words. His dorky-ass glasses magnify his already-large blue eyes, and his enormous buck teeth give him an innocent, childlike look. His black hair is always in bedhead form, but it suits him. He's small, and slim, and snorts when he laughs, and he's adorable. More often than not, you find yourself wanting to kiss the shit out of him.

    Not to mention that he's bringing you baked goods, for free. Shit doesn't get much cuter than that.

    ...Or maybe that's just your stomach talking; the details don't really matter to you all that much.

    [SLOW UPDATES]

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    The flower—the flower, it's . . . it's delicacy and strength. There's an imperceptible fragility to the boldness of the color. It looks loud, out there and brave, it looks like passion and heat, but a cooler, more human kind of heat. It's striped with a paler version of itself that emanates an ethereal kind of refreshing springtime feeling. It is, to put it in a nutshell, fucking beautiful.

    In which you only see color once you meet your soulmate, and the first color you see is the same as your soulmate's eyes.

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    Two best bros unwittingly fall for each other, time after time.

    The first time, they meet across the expanse of the Internet as anonymous, faceless voices.
    The second time, they discover each other in the flesh.
    The last time, many years later, they reunite as nurse and patient.

    "I have found you before, and I will continue to search until I have found you once more."

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    6/?
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    "Dear Lord," he starts, "I know there are many children struggling in this day and age with temptation. Sometimes we feel pressured to commit sins, but please do not hold this against my son. John promises to do better in the future and learn from his mistakes, right?"

    John crosses his fingers underneath the table, and prays for the food to still be warm once his dad is done spewing bullshit. "I promise, God."

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    After a satisfying wet dream, John finally gets what he's been hinting at for so long. Dave's ass is his.

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    1/1
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    6
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    45
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    4
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