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    "Welcome to the land of the dead. You will never grow old, never need to sleep, and never die."
    John leapt at Jake, hands wrapping around the older man's neck and pinning him to the wall behind him, lifting Jake off of the floor completely.

    Ripped from his home and everything he knows, John Egbert traverses the country against his will with an immortal creature. His only chances of escape, of rescue, lie in the sarcastic lines of red text being sent to him over Pesterchum.

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    "Your name is Dave Strider, and you blame yourself for the death of your best friend – John Egbert." Dave and his feelings after John's death, and Rose being an understanding friend that helped kept Dave's shit together.

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    Dirk Strider and Jake English. The teen heart-throbs of their towns. And also probably the
    biggest players, known for giving a kiss one night and have moved on by the next morning; boy
    or girl, you were not safe. They never had a relationship longer than three days. And no-one ever
    seemed to learn, and fell right into their arms.

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    3/?
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    12
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    1
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    A note and shades stood on a nightstand, and a window left open.

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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    6
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    When Dave moves to Washington, he expects to spend the summer alone in his room until school starts. But when he stumbles on the sandlot, he discovers a baseball team needing one more player. He quickly gets dragged into the mix, but there's just one problem: he knows absolute dicksquat about the game.

    Luckily, John, the high school's best baseball player, swoops in to help.

    (this is basically a sandlot/baseball au. happy summer!)

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    13/?
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    35
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    "It could've been me..." Davesprite whispers to no one in particular as he watches the backs of John (his John) and another Dave from a doomed timeline walk away, hands lovingly entwined.

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    1/1
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    5
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    10
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    1
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    116
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    The two of them love each other, that much is certain.

    But maybe...
    Maybe they have room for you as well?

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    8/?
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    35
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    40
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    4
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    800
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    “If four kids get gunned down in the middle of Nowheresville, Texas and nobody’s around to hear it, what sound do they make?”

    In the sticky summer of 2009, the Crockers and the Harleys ship out for a family-fun-enforced road trip that's meant to take them on down to Texas for touristy enjoyment. Of course, after a tragically cliche car failure, they're taken in by a couple of "weirdass rednecks," who don't quite intend to let them finish the trip.

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    21
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    They are legends, creatures above demons and angels, creatures seemed immortal. The Heir, the Witch, the Page, the Maid. They've been hunted for centuries, only for the hunters to die each time, they're bodies found weeks later. Now it seems your family has the same death wish. Your name is Dave Strider and it's your job to kill them.

    You needed the legends, everything had gone horribly wrong and however much you hated it, you needed their help. They were the only ones who could defeat her before she defeated everyone else. Your name is Karkat Vantas and you are possibly the most idiotic angel to ever exist.

    You are a legend. People tell their children horror stories about you. You didn't like it, you just wanted to be with your family again. So when that annoying angel came to you begging you weren't amused, until you learned what was left of your family was in danger too. Your name is John Egbert, the Heir, and this was going to be a long one

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    John’s next words were incomprehensible to the vampire. They stung his ears and set his mouth, throat, and chest on fire. Dave hissed and scrambled back, right off the couch. He landed on the floor in a heap of flailing limbs. He rolled to his hands and knees and gagged himself. After throwing up the blood, the intensity of the flames inside him dropped. The pain was still enough to leave him curled up on his side, clutching his chest.

    Dave froze. Something hard and sharp pressed against his throat, burning his skin despite being the same temperature as him.

    “Give me one reason I shouldn’t kill you.”

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    A work in poorly planned histrionics based on a prompt I encountered.

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    5/?
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    John goes to the gym in his spare time, but it isn't for his health. At least, not unless Dave's attention was a source of vitamins.

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    "Yet, despite being soaked enough to look uncomfortably soggy, there was a look of peacefulness on Dave’s face as he watched the rain come down."

    A summer storm hits John and Dave, and John makes a decision to give Dave a moment he'll never forget.

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    1/1
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    177
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    Twin Paradox: A thought experiment involving two identical twins. One twin stays at home on Earth, the second journeys through space in an ultra-fast rocket. Upon returning home, the travelling twin finds that the twin left behind has considerably aged more.

    Dave’s life is markedly different from his twin sister’s, but it takes filling her shoes and meeting a second pair of twins to understand the differences that matter, those that don’t, and the true meaning of synchronism.

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    3/13
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    32
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    91
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    18
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    It’s natural selection, he told you one night while layering duct tape over your pipe bombs, those who are gonna run are gonna, and those who ain’t gonna run ain’t.

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    When John turned 16, he didn't hit puberty. Puberty hit him. Like a fucking truck.

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    524
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    No matter where you are, you come together in many different ways.

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    11/?
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    56
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    A mutant troll whose fate has been decided long before he even realized what he could do

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    Demons and humans have literally been at eachother’s throats for centuries. Ever since Her Imperial Condescension overtook the throne on Derse, hordes and hordes of bloodthirsty demons have been pouring into the human world. The Condesce wants humans to be extinct and demons to overrun the Earth, something about expanding her reign over more than one plane of existence. Any demon with enough sense to see the purpose of mankind in general have been secretly forming an alliance of sorts with what remains of the race. Meanwhile, the power-hungry and formidable demons who are on the side of the queen are starting their final assault against the human race. They don’t stand a chance against the Condesce and her personal band of higher class demons and they know it. Despite this, demons who side with humans hold onto a tale that was passed down from around the time of the previous king of Derse. There is a rogue prince, no one knows where he is or what he looks like but the legend says that you know it’s the prince right before he kills you. Cheery right? This is a relatively post-apocalyptic story of supernatural caliber; it isn’t exactly going to be sunshine and rainbows here.

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    3/?
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you want to be dead.

    Your name is John Egbert, and you know you have an eating disorder.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're severely bipolar.

    Your name is Jake English, and you're told you live in a fantasy world that isn't reality.

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    English
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    7,659
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    53
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    171
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    18
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    1658

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