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    but i crumble completely when you cry
    it seems like once again you've had to greet me with goodbye
    i'm always just about to go and spoil a surprise
    take my hands off of your eyes too soon

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    fuck, do you love him.

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    I don't even know prompt from friend v short

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    In which your name is DAVE STRIDER; human, lover, failure.

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    John has a little something to say to Dave after Rose reveals his biggest secret.

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    Sexual slavery is legal, organized, and accepted in the United States. Young adults who have committed a crime may be sold into slavery. However, although rare, it is legal for a parent to sell their adult offspring into slavery. Innocent, optimistic John Egbert is sold into slavery. Will the poor boy make it in the care of a seemingly emotionless blonde?

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    Dirk Strider has long lived with the legacy of his brother's crimes against the Empress of Derse. When she finally comes to him with an offer to repay the debt he has no choice but to accept, and so he finds himself in the golden palace of Prospit, seeking to kill a King.

    But there's a different game in play than the one he believed he was a part of, and his place in it is not what he expected. The Empress never intended to kill the King of the Sun, but to make a pawn of a Prince instead.

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    College is well known to make memories for life, both good and bad ones. But maybe... you'll end up with more bad ones.

    Four friends are finally beginning their first year at college together. Time and future is looking bright for them and this might just be the best years of their life. Yet future might not always keep happy surprises for you. Just around the next corner is a world filled with drugs, abuse, bulling and heartbreaking. While misunderstanding, manipulation and the urge to protect your friends, there have to be time for keeping up the studies as well.

    John thought that this was going to be a great time, seeing his friends again and maybe figure out plans for the future. He also doesn’t want to tell his father about the problems in this new world. After all... they're all young adults and this is the way life is... Right?

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    BREAKING NEWS: TEEN FLEES PSYCHOPATHS

    After four years imprisonment, John Egbert, 17, has escaped his serial killer kidnappers. Taken from his bed April 13, 2012, Egbert has been at the mercy of two brothers, Dirk and Dave Strider, now ages 34 and 17, in a deserted hotel on the outskirts of a small Texas town.

    As of now Egbert stands as the lone survivor of the mass murders. However, the young man’s mental health is put into question on how useful he will be to the prosecution as several sources suggest Stockholm Syndrome is at hand.

    See below for pictures of Egbert and Striders.

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    They are legends, creatures above demons and angels, creatures seemed immortal. The Heir, the Witch, the Page, the Maid. They've been hunted for centuries, only for the hunters to die each time, they're bodies found weeks later. Now it seems your family has the same death wish. Your name is Dave Strider and it's your job to kill them.

    You needed the legends, everything had gone horribly wrong and however much you hated it, you needed their help. They were the only ones who could defeat her before she defeated everyone else. Your name is Karkat Vantas and you are possibly the most idiotic angel to ever exist.

    You are a legend. People tell their children horror stories about you. You didn't like it, you just wanted to be with your family again. So when that annoying angel came to you begging you weren't amused, until you learned what was left of your family was in danger too. Your name is John Egbert, the Heir, and this was going to be a long one

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    Kanaya is less calm than she seems. Eridan's gone over his head. And Sollux might not hate someone as much as he seems to.

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    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." - Mark Twain

    When John's prom plans are compromised by Teen Romance, he finds himself at the centre of an elaborate plot to make sure that he gets what he wants- even if it means stepping on a few toes. It was supposed to be no strings attached, a big lead-up and a quick cut. These things are never that simple.

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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

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    The new session is hard and John has trouble adjusting to sudden changes.

    (On a hiatus till further notice cause i dont wanna write something no one cares about)

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    You won the game, you beat the final boss. You should be allowed to live out the rest of your life in peace, right? It's the least this universe could do for its creators.
    Psych.

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    "Hello there. I am John Egbert, sophomore, heir to the Crocker corporation."

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    Jake works at the zoo, which is great until a monkey outsmarts him and escapes. Luckily, he has his three boyfriends back at home to make him forget all about work.

    Gifted to Viczen, who gave me the prompt for Jake working at a zoo (and having to capture an escaped animal) almost two fucking years ago. Don't know if you are still into Homestuck but this is for you, friendo!

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    Dave and John finally go public (carefully) in their dresses, and begin to explore their relationship more. When John's father catches wind of it, however, he can't quite wrap his traditionalist mind around the concept of a boy wearing girls clothes and explodes. Can Bro Strider help him see the light? Or will John and Dave have to sneak around forever?

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    ❝dear friend, here we are again pretending
    to understand how you think your world is ending
    sending signals and red flags in waves
    it's hard to tell the difference between blood and water these days
    i'll pray that one day you see
    the only difference between life and dying
    is one is trying, that's all we're going to do
    so try to love me and i'll try to save you❞

     


     

    You only need to get to California. That's it. If you make it there, you're guaranteed safety.

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    Demons are on the brink of extinction, the last Alpha falling Marks end of their species.

    The war between demons
    and humans is fiercer then ever...

    But What happens when the son of a famous hunter unknowingly meets underworld's last hope...?

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    "you’re the drummer for my brothers band and i find you really hot" AU. Except instead of drummer, it's singer. John is the lead singer for Dave's twin brother's band, and Dave finds out he's really hot and basically he swoons.

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