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    “Look, dude, I know it’s lame, but you’re just going to have to deal. I can’t miss another interview with this woman or she’ll have my dick to use as a purse strap. And who knows, maybe you’ll meet some ‘lil tyke that’s cool enough to hang with you, ‘kay? Just give it a shot,” your older brother says flatly from the driver’s seat. You just nod with a small pout.
    Of course he’d say that, he isn’t the one being forced into this. You don’t even want to be awake right now, it’s like…Well, you aren’t fully educated on how to tell the time, but you’re working on that. Point is, it’s still dark outside and that means it’s too early for Bro to be dragging you to some stupid daycare. You’ve never been there and you have no friends really unless you count Bro, but he’s being mean so he is not on the friends list as of right now.

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    Dave Strider's pretty content with his boring minimum-wage life working at the comically godawful SkaiaMall, but everything goes haywire when he falls hard for a cute prank shop cashier named John. Unfortunately, it's nigh-impossible to keep a secret crush on the down-low when everybody in the goddamn place runs their own personal rumor mill. And it's even more difficult to play it cool when you're swooning too hard to think straight.

    Goddammit, this is some straight-up romcom bullshit.

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    Relationships have been tagged. I will try to get to each relationship ((I SHIP IT ALLLLL))) but I don't know how many more chapters I will be getting up to....so yeah. To sum it up:

    In an au where there is no game but there are trolls and the whole troll stuff....yeah idk....Karkat had been discussing with the humans about taking a trip. Rose, being all therapist and shit, agreed and arranged for them to stay at a small beachside resort away from everything but with a bunch of shit to do. They left Karkat in charge of the whole organizing stuff. What else.....the whole gang is goin'......no ancestors....okay maybe just hints....

    #Triggers: Quadrants, hints of caliginous romance between Gamzee and Dave, hints of flushed romance, flushed romance, pale romance, beaches, swearing, crude jokes, crude jestures, maybe some undercover couple twister in later chapters

    This all depends on motivation....if people like it enough i might continue....please leave criticism and comments and if you want ideas (i will give credit for any idea used)).

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    When Bro dies in a car accident John and Dave decide to use what they believe to be a harmless game to contact Bro. But is it really so harmless? And do they really talk to Bro?

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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You're blind and possibly have fallen for a dork with broken glasses.

    Your name is John Egbert

    You're not a homosexual but you've just fallen for a blind guy with odd shades.

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    When a cure for cannibalism goes horribly wrong, the world is thrusted into something it was never prepared for: the Zombie Apocalypse. As the Beta kids, the Alpha kids, and the trolls try to come together in order to better their chances of survival, tensions will be high, secrets and feelings will be revealed, and lives will be lost, all in time for the end of the world. Will our heroes emerge victorious? Or will they suffer a fate worse than death?

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    The earth was supposed to end, but no one knew for sure.
    Yet people still bought tickets to board the space ship- the space ship in which you will survive the Armageddon, able to witness it from thousands of miles away in an elite 'housing' unit full of rich people- then there's you, Sollux, Aradia and Kanaya, middle class people, who's generous friends (in Kanaya's and Aradia's case: Matesprit) bought us tickets, who said 'they couldn't live without us yet wanted to live anyway, so we're buying you tickets to the space ship', which you took as a joke, yet here you are on 'the space ship', crunching a Styrofoam cup that used to hold coffee.

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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    ”You can't still be mad at me for that, that was years ago! Also I did try to reverse the spell.” You said with a pout on your face, arms crossed.

    ”Keyword: Try.” The black cat answered from the top of your shelf.

    Okay, so maybe your spell had backfired a little more than you cared to admit.

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    Jade Crocker is a young peasant, living with her brother and grandparents. She is friends with the daughter of the estate owner. Her name is Rose Lalonde. But being "friends" isn't in their interests. They both have romantic feelings for each other, but are too shy to tell the other. Amidst them fretting over their feelings, strange creatures appear. They manage to capture one, and take it into hiding at the Lalonde House. But, it is not long before the creatures steal someone else, as payback.

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    The day that Jake is sent across seas for his job in the army, Dirk becomes a single parent to his baby brother Dave. Now he's alone without his best friend, struggling to raise and support a baby on his own.

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    Dirk Strider, the famouse leader of the demon pack Strider-Lalondes was captured by Jake English, the leader of EHEC. And is being tortured for information. There's only one problem. The Strider-Lalondes got his younger brother John, and Dirks younger sibling Dave will do everything to get his beloved big bro back.

    Demonstuck belongs to my-friend-the-frog
    Homestuck belongs to Andrew Hussie

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    Eridan Ampora can't take his own spiralling self-doubt coupled with the rejection of the girl that he loves, and his instability causes him to try something drastic.

    When he meets Karkat and Jade, he doesn't even get their names, but he sure as hell recognises them when they're rushed in through his new job at the hospital.

    Karkat blames himself of course. He always does, whenever anything happens to Jade it's always his fault and he can't stand the comfort of his friends. He can't sleep and he can't move, and when he breaks down crying at Jade's bedside in the early hours of the morning, he finds comfort in a silent water-bearer.
    The cool drink calms him down.

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    When Jade dies, it was hard on Dave. When Bro dies, it was unbearable. A friend who doesn't love you back, and a strong urge to do sweet fuck all really adds to the pile.

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    Randomised songs from one of my playlists!

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    really the title summarizes this
    its just a fluffly one-shot based on a convo i had w my friends

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    (a 'trolls are dominant' society) Karkat has been locked away in the cathedral since he was a baby, hiding his mutant blood color with cloaks and isolation. When he sneaks out to go to a nearby festival, he meets a dancer made unique by his kindness and salamander, and everything changes (perhaps not for the better).

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    On their way to their new home, 13-year-old John Egbert, his father and elder sister stumble upon an abandoned theme park after taking a wrong turn. Intrigued, the trio explore the park-though unbeknown to them they have wandered into the realm of spirits who sleep by day and appear at night. After John's father and sister are turned into pigs by angry spirits, John must take the adventure of a lifetime; working for Miss Lalonde in her bathhouse with only his courage and new found friends to guide him and his family back to the human world.

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    (OH MY GOD I'M SO PICKY ABOUT THIS SUMMARY)
    This fic is an entirely angsty gay college au cliche, but don't worry there's some shitty humour along with hot ships.
    Johndave /pepsicola /whatever you wanna call it is the main ship.

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    On the last day of high school, Dave leaves his best friend to go to the art school of his dreams in New York. While he's completely disappeared from John's life, John marries and has a beautiful daughter, losing his wife during the birth. Six years later, Dave's back in town teaching an art class at the elementary school. One of his students has a very familiar last name though.

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