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    Jake English is the current owner of Lil Ol Schoolhouse Daycare center. Unfortunately, the daycare is currently going bankrupt, and his own twin brother, Lord English, in a fit of jealousy is determined to close it down. What happens when a ghost from Jake's past, someone he once thought was his true love, comes around, and might just have the answer to saving Jake's beloved daycare center?

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    8/?
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    Literally just three dorks getting it on. There is not a smidgen of coolness here. Edit: This was meant for the comedy prompt on the HWDS! I forgot to add that.

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    You never claimed to be a saint.

    or: in which everyone is awful, at least a little bit, except for jane. because Character Flaws™

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    Cronus Ampora’s life was perfect. Perfect grades, wealthy but with a single dad to keep him humble, attractive, athletic. Not to mention the most drop dead gorgeous boyfriend ever. Sure, they kept it a secret for now, but as soon as they graduate, he and Kankri will come out as a couple. Or, at least, that is what would have happened, had Kankri not gotten so sick. Now, Cronnus keeps up the semblance of perfection, while only his closest friends think they know what he might be going through, losing who they assume was his best friend.
    A year has passed since then, and Cronus has cut off contact from the Vantas Family entirely. But when a fellow classmate comes up to him with the news that Kankri’s little brother, Karkat, is now getting very sick too, will Cronus be able to face his past and, possibly, heal his heart? Or will he only be hurt again?

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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

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    The one thought that crossed your mind and that has stuck with you forever was that she was an angel.

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    It is not often that Dave Strider, sunglass-wearing stoic teenager and definitive psychopath, shows any hint of positive emotion.
    And it's all because of that infuriating teen with his perfect looks and charm. It drove Dave crazy.

    He just wanted John by his side.

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    5
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    Basically just another psychostrider kinda fic to add to the list of many others, oops.

    The gist of things is that Dave and Bro are hit men. Dave is obsessed with a boy named John, so he takes (what he would like to call) mercy on him when his name appears on the list. Thus kidnapping John. The story spans over the time that John spends together with the two killers, doing his damnedst to survive.

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    5/?
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    You, John Egbert, have a ghost in your apartment. You're positive there is one, and that he's a smart ass.

    You're also positive you'd do almost anything to be able to keep talking to the blonde that dances at the edge of your vision, even if it meant pushing the boundaries of what you previously were so certain you understood.

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    11/?
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    it all started with a joke, about how much money pornstars make and what each other's porn star names would be. All until Roxy and Jane reminded him how much his textbooks would cost, then it started sounding like an option. Dirk Strider could not believe he was signing up for an live streaming service for cam girls. un fucking real.

    or: the college/camboy au that literally no one asked for

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    John follows his best friend Dave out in to the woods, looking for items for Dave's collection. After their flashlight dies, they get separated, and something finds John before Dave does.
    The Strider family knows how to help.

    {Demonstuck/Witchstuck/paranormal au}
    {Rated for graphic depictions of attack and a corpse.}
    {Happy Halloween!}

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    10/?
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    I started writing this the day after the Homestuck credits were updated.

    A "John is sad and Gamzee is still with his abuser and that is unacceptable" fic.

    Update schedule under heavy revision

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    20/?
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    For as long as you can remember, there have always been flowers.

    You are a rare case, a doctor tells you when you are six. You have flowers built into your system, flower buds embedded deep in your lungs. It’s not an abnormal thing, he says, not in parts; the flowers that bloom through your skin are one disease - the pains inflicted upon your soulmate showing through your own flesh - and the petals that peal through your lungs in rough coughs are another - every petal a show of your unrequited love. But it is abnormal when both occur at once.

    Abnormal, he says, and worrying.

    They might kill you.

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    One-shots of things I wanted to put in my fic Scratchbent, but they either didn't make it in because they weren't relevant to the plotline or the fic would have been too long. More tags and characters will be added as soon as more one-shots are added.

    Series
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    12/?
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    EB: do you know what that means?
    TG: enlighten me
    EB: it means i have to pee really, really, badly.
    EB: how does that make you feel?
    TG: depressed

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    Jake has always been fascinated by his cousin. Such pale skin, deep blue eyes, so small. So fragile. All humans were fragile. So weak. Jake could so easily break their bones, rip their flesh off with his teeth, make screams spill from their lips. But Jake didn't want that for his dear little cousin. No. He wanted him to be strong like him. John was his; he would do anything to keep him by his side for eternity. He would make him a demon so they could walk to the ends of the earth together.

    What Jake didn't know was that there was one who would not so easily let him take John.

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    5/?
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    Your name is John Egbert and you are half of the superhero duo that protects Paris. Your alter-ego's name is Breeze, and your Miraculous grants you power over Wind and Chaos. You also have a crush on your best friend, Dave Strider.
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    Your name is Dave Strider and you are half of the superhero duo that protects Paris. Your alter-ego's name is Turntable, and your Miraculous grants you power over Time and Order. You also have a crush on your partner, Breeze.

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    12
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    28
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    It's the spring of 2009, and Karkat Vantas, senior student at Skaia High, has never fit in. But one day they meet the almighty (and bitchy) clique of girls, The Alternians, and perform a favor for them, requesting only one thing back - popularity. Will things truly be beautiful, or will Karkat end up as a dead troll walking?

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    3/?
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    John x Striders!
    Some will be drabbles and some will be full length. Enjoy!

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    John was on a mission to find the god of time and the god of emotions. It would probably be convenient if the person from the tatto parlor next door knew anything about them.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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