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    "Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity." - Mark Twain

    When John's prom plans are compromised by Teen Romance, he finds himself at the centre of an elaborate plot to make sure that he gets what he wants- even if it means stepping on a few toes. It was supposed to be no strings attached, a big lead-up and a quick cut. These things are never that simple.

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    Wrestling in the ectobiology lab should be an obviously bad idea, but John and Dave tend to overlook those types of bad ideas. Bad ideas make for bad mistakes, and sometimes bad mistakes give you big responsibilities. Like a baby, for instance.

    Alternately Titled: John and Dave Fuck up and Make a Baby Together

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    The new session is hard and John has trouble adjusting to sudden changes.

    (On a hiatus till further notice cause i dont wanna write something no one cares about)

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    You won the game, you beat the final boss. You should be allowed to live out the rest of your life in peace, right? It's the least this universe could do for its creators.
    Psych.

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    6/?
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    "Hello there. I am John Egbert, sophomore, heir to the Crocker corporation."

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    8/?
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    Terranos City: made up of five districts, filled with notorious hitmen, and often deeply divided amongst individuals and gangs alike. Dave Strider is just beginning to make his way out from under the shadow of his older brother, who also happens to be one of the best hitmen in the Veilchen Borough, if not all of Terranos. But when a fight between the Striders and a mysterious duo from the Gold Fortune District goes awry, Dave finds himself infatuated with the world beyond his apartment... and with the boy in blue who saved his life.

    (Hitmanstuck AU by blackoutballad)

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    6/?
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    6
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    Jake works at the zoo, which is great until a monkey outsmarts him and escapes. Luckily, he has his three boyfriends back at home to make him forget all about work.

    Gifted to Viczen, who gave me the prompt for Jake working at a zoo (and having to capture an escaped animal) almost two fucking years ago. Don't know if you are still into Homestuck but this is for you, friendo!

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    1/1
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    3
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    24
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    When the people you care about are in trouble would you do anything to help them? Even if it means damning yourself?

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    15
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    28
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    4
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    John saves a small orange sprite from freezing out in the woods.

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    1/?
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    Dave and John finally go public (carefully) in their dresses, and begin to explore their relationship more. When John's father catches wind of it, however, he can't quite wrap his traditionalist mind around the concept of a boy wearing girls clothes and explodes. Can Bro Strider help him see the light? Or will John and Dave have to sneak around forever?

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    Chapters:
    5/5
    Comments:
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    ❝dear friend, here we are again pretending
    to understand how you think your world is ending
    sending signals and red flags in waves
    it's hard to tell the difference between blood and water these days
    i'll pray that one day you see
    the only difference between life and dying
    is one is trying, that's all we're going to do
    so try to love me and i'll try to save you❞

     


     

    You only need to get to California. That's it. If you make it there, you're guaranteed safety.

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    Demons are on the brink of extinction, the last Alpha falling Marks end of their species.

    The war between demons
    and humans is fiercer then ever...

    But What happens when the son of a famous hunter unknowingly meets underworld's last hope...?

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    3/?
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    6
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    "you’re the drummer for my brothers band and i find you really hot" AU. Except instead of drummer, it's singer. John is the lead singer for Dave's twin brother's band, and Dave finds out he's really hot and basically he swoons.

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    John and Dave finally get a break off from work to spend some time together.

    Of course there's something else that has to butt it's head into it.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    you have a mental disorder and you hate that no one gets it. you're angry because you can't control your emotions and you're on six and a half pills a day but no one gets that because they're too wrapped up in their own business.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    When Dave moves to Washington, he expects to spend the summer alone in his room until school starts. But when he stumbles on the sandlot, he discovers a baseball team needing just one more player. He gets dragged into the mix, but there's just one problem: he knows absolute dicksquat about the game.

    Luckily, John, the high school's best baseball player, swoops in to help.

    (this is basically a sandlot/baseball au. happy summer!)

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    Chapters:
    4/?
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    49
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    In which our protagonist can't catch a wink of sleep and decides to make a rookie mistake that we've all made at one point.

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    3/?
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    When John bought a car, no one was surprised. I mean, do I even have to tell you why? What kind of nineteen year old catholic boy doesn't want a shiny new ride to impress the ladies? Not this kind, for sure.
    The teen had been saving up for a while to spend all his money on a beat up Volkswagen, save a little put to the side for gas money. His father wondered why John would take any interest in some old van, but never questioned the boy. He was growing into a fine young man and could most definitely start to make his own decisions .
    What no one expected -not even John- was for the new driver to pack a small back of clothes and a sleeping bag into the back of his van, announcing to friends and family that he was going off on an adventure.
    When anyone would ask John, "Why?" he would simply reply with "Why not?" followed by a reassuring grin.
    "But you'll miss Mass. What about school? College? Don't you have a girlfriend? What about a job?!" Each question was always silenced by the same answer. "Why not? These are all things I can leave behind, can't I?"

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    2,029
    Chapters:
    7/?
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    27
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    56
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    7
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    859
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    Little drabbles based on fluffcanon and otp prompts. I don't really discriminate with ships so everything will probably end up here eventually.

    Please note, these are done late at night and are not proofread. The typos shouldn't be too bad, but there will probably be at least a few in each chapter.

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    Chapters:
    13/?
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    So, these are just drabbles based on homestuck sexcannons, sometimes sad canons, prompts presented by myself or submitted to me by others on my blog, and misc. artwork. There is no storyline and nothing is related to anything else. I also don't really proofread these (I mostly do them at night as a way to relax), but there shouldn't be a huge amount of typos or anything. The titles of each chapter will let you know which couple is featured in that drabble and the chapter summary will contain tags for what that drabble contains.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    29,436
    Chapters:
    52/?
    Comments:
    66
    Kudos:
    289
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    9870

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