21 - 40 of 3663 Works in John Egbert/Dave Strider

Pages Navigation

Listing Works

  1. Tags
    Summary

    John Egbert and Dave Strider form a bond over spilled tea, a ruined Ghostbusters shirt, and a mutual distaste for their cheating girlfriends.

    -

    "I'm totally open for business," He says, rummaging through the bag of random shit you bought at Walmart. You would bet he's searching for apple juice, which you did, in fact, buy for him. "Got ladies lining up around the block."

    You pull out a container of extra-strength Tylenol. "You are so full of shit."

    "I will literally kiss you right on the mouth to prove I am so not full of shit."

    You wash down three pills with Dave's black coffee. There's a bitter taste in the back of your throat that you can't swallow. "What's stopping you?"

    He raises a slender eyebrow. "You."

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,169
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    27
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    145
  2. Tags
    Summary

    5. to live; exist:
    Hardly a man breathes who has not known great sorrow.

    -

    You hate yourself, but that's hardly your biggest problem.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,176
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    31
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    192
  3. Tags
    Summary

    Reader: Be Dave ===>
    Where were you? Right. Hunter guy. Hunter guy had been stalking you for almost two weeks. It was a little freaky at first until you noticed the guy was a total noob at this. Usually you noticed him around The Veil, the club where you get all your jobs. Whenever he tried to fight, you just ollied out of there with your time-manipulation. But still he kept coming at you in the same predictable way that was clearly never going to work against someone like you. It was almost like he'd never actually gone after a hominid before.
    Hominid demon, that is. You're a demon. Why did you just clarify that in your head? Of course you know you're a demon.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    25,107
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    153
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1403
  4. Tags
    Summary

    When John answers the cries for help in a forest, he finds a strange bird left beaten and bleeding, all alone. That bird turns out to be a boy like him- like, literally, turns out to be, John only has his back on him for one second, and suddenly there's a winged, bleeding boy on his couch calling himself Dave.
    He has no home and no memories he will admit to that might explain why he was left the way he was, or where his glossy red wings have come from. So of course, the Egberts take him in.
    It's all going to work out. Ok, so John didn't count on falling in love. And Dave didn't count on becoming the target of multiple stalkings and harassment that smack of government conspiracies. And neither one of them could have predicted the forces that have been set in motion simply by Dave being there.
    But it's all going to work out.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    42,214
    Chapters:
    11/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    97
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    990
  5. Tags
    Summary

    Basically short/long one-shot fan fics I decided to hoard here.
    Mostly because I love John too much for my own good and decided to crack ship him for fun.
    Possible smut.
    Mostly fluffs I think.
    Possible sadstuck.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,115
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    3
    Hits:
    62
  6. Tags
    Summary

    Your name is John Egbert, and you hate everyone.

    More importantly, you hate yourself -- your stupid teeth, the even stupider headgear that you're forced to wear everywhere, and the slur of every s that leaves your lips. It seems everyone hates you, actually; why haven't you offed yourself yet? Right, because you have two friends (Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde), a loving father, and an unrequited crush on eighth grader Dave Strider. That might be what you hate most about yourself, next to the teeth/headgear/slurred speech.

    Fuck your life.

    Currently being re-written under the name Breathe.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    20,218
    Chapters:
    12/12
    Comments:
    246
    Kudos:
    207
    Bookmarks:
    21
    Hits:
    2758
  7. Tags
    Summary

    Dave Strider is a webcam stripper. He gets quite a good amount of cash for this little job, and he's got a devoted fanbase online. Of course, no one at his school knows about this, but things do seem to have a way of getting out. Especially where his best friend John is concerned. Lmao this is dumb

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    10,633
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    97
    Kudos:
    258
    Bookmarks:
    33
    Hits:
    3252
  8. Tags
    Summary

    (AN AU where Trolls and Humans both live on Earth, with the Trolls migrating from Alternia years ago.) John and Karkat have been childhood friends, and Dave met John online a few years back. Moving to Washington about a year ago, he and Karkat have gotten on decent terms. They all slowly but surely realize that they're all pointlessly in love, while trying to get through troubles at home and school.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    33,400
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    71
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    1160
  9. Tags
    Summary

    Continuación de "¿Por qué yo no?". Au, humanstuck. Han pasado algunos años desde que John desapareció de sus vidas, ahora Dave debe seguir adelante con su vida. Pero, ¿qué pasara cuando entre la tristeza encuentre un rayo de esperanza?

    Series
    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    3,198
    Chapters:
    3/25
    Hits:
    9
  10. Tags
    Summary

    You think about how happy he looked when he saw you. How his eyes lit up when you passed him the desert you bought him. You think about how your clouds disappeared and for the first time in a while, you actually saw the sun. For once, you were actually happy.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    18,909
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    12
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    641
  11. Tags
    Summary

    Sequel to Plea2e Don't Leavve
    Act 2

    After Sollux wakes from his coma, he tries to get his life back to normal and tries his best to recover his memory.

    Eridan does his best to help Sollux remember him on the night the both fell, but he might lose all hope..

     

    Homestuck©AndrewHussie

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,858
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    132
  12. Tags
    Summary

    Coffee Shop Au wherein Jake likes Dirk, and watches him from across the room.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,118
    Chapters:
    7/2147483647
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    95
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    841
  13. Tags
    Summary

    a collection of drabbles in which dave meets winter.

    I: You thought you'd like ice skating, because you like water. You like the feeling of cold liquid against your face, hands and toes and your body in the mornings, and you like the droplets of water falling down on your shoulders from your wet hair. You thought that if you'd combine two things you love— water and John— you'd get something amazing, but. No. You were so, so wrong. ("But, Dave, there's no difference. It's water. It's just... frozen.")

    II: You step outside, shoeless and the ends of your sweatpants are soaking in snow. It's the first time you wake up and smell fresh, cold air. It's the first time you're greeted by almost colorless sky, and it's the first time you feel snowflakes vanish in the palms of your hands.

    III: You stand, curled up under a blanket, on the sofa. You're watching a Christmas-themed soap opera that John put on, not even trying to find an excuse for it. But you don't need one.

    IV: You hold his hand, fingers entwined. Walking through the crowds of people it looks like you're holding hands just to make sure you're not getting lost; but in fact, you both know the real reason— you need to feel each other.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,653
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Kudos:
    9
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    58
  14. Tags
    Summary

    The beta kids are on their way from central Texas to somewhere in Ohio to celebrate Dirk's birthday. On the way there, John finds a news article about a road-tripping robot. Adventure ensues.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    3,028
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    15
    Hits:
    98
  15. Tags
    Summary

    Basically some prompt stuff people send me to write about. Mostly katnep. And mostly unfinished.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    5,564
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Hits:
    271
  16. Tags
    Summary

    Un joven lloraba desconsoladamente con la cabeza escondida en sus almohadas. ¿Su nombre? John Egbert. ¿Razón de su llanto? Tan simple y doloroso, la agonía del amor no correspondido. ((Fail summary)) Es un AU, no Sburb y con menciones de Humanstuck

    Series
    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    1,185
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    1
    Hits:
    13
  17. Tags
    Summary

    AU. No sburb. DaveJohn (pepsicola) Dave pensó que seria un simple trabajo como ayudante de Santa, pero nunca espero encontrarse con esos hermosos ojos entre la fila de mocosos. Advertencia: vocabulario vulgar de Karkat.

    Language:
    Español
    Words:
    2,441
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    16
  18. Tags
    Summary

    Indescribable. That's what life is. Especially for Jake English, big brother, caretaker, and demon hunter. He and his family have been hunting undesirable creatures since the beginning. There's not much else to do when you're an immortal angel sent from Prospit to watch over the humans.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,918
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    2
    Kudos:
    17
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    214
  19. Tags
    Summary

    -Demonstuck AU-

    They were always aware of their existence. The Strilondes had the duty to annihilate the demons all, no mater what. He always kept the secret hidden, only to protect him of course. But sometimes no matter how hard you try to hide a secret, a menace will always find out.

    And that menace was John Egbert.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    14,845
    Chapters:
    8/?
    Comments:
    20
    Kudos:
    79
    Bookmarks:
    7
    Hits:
    707
  20. Tags
    Summary

    Dave is so fully in love with John and John Doesn't know if he feels the same but he and Dave work through it.

    Kind of.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,554
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Kudos:
    18
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    292

Filters

Filter results:

Pages Navigation