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    Day 03- Playing a Game

    Like fuck are you gonna lose to him, even if you are dating him.

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    1/1
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    1
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    People say when you meet your soulmate, it's immediately clear: you are filled with a sense of joy and love and rightness that you have never felt before. Most people don't have to put up with as much bullshit as Dave Strider. [Based off of this post: http://kenezbian.tumblr.com/post/83532261235]

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    English
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    66,188
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    11/12
    Comments:
    54
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    191
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    37
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    Dave Strider, upon first inspection, is not that noteworthy. He reeks of alpha pheromones, he's handsome, he's cocky--he is the stereotype. Most people don't give him a second glance--betas and omegas included, because he's also got the faintest hint of omega pheromones on him, too--unless it's to admire how lovely he looks, regardless.

    You never really have, either! He's just Dave--Dave who laughs so hard when your pranks fail that he's squirted apple juice out of his nose several times. Dave who acts like he doesn't give a fuck, but still trips all over himself to make sure his friends are happy. Dave who listens to really pompous, edgy music just so he has the knowledge to rip the songs apart when someone tries to defend them. Dave who collects dead things! Dave who makes you wish it weren't such a societal weirdness for two alphas to Bond--because if you're honest, you want Dave more than you could ever want anyone else, compatible hormones or no.

    He's awesome, weird--but a totally normal guy underneath all that fake, layered on coolkid facade.

    And apparently, he's not actually an alpha.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    19
    Kudos:
    42
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    3
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    409
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    John is a mildly successful piano player who finds himself on the very wrong side of the internet. Subsequently he ends up purchasing a living person as a result and knows he's in way over his head.

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    Chapters:
    6/?
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    92
    Kudos:
    194
    Bookmarks:
    31
    Hits:
    5635
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    A collection of Homestuck ficlets from prompts on tumblr, written upon the occasion of reaching various follower milestones, plus some extra driblets that don't really fit anywhere else. Tags and ratings will be updated as necessary; chapter names show pairings and titles.

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    10/?
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    8
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    64
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    12
    Hits:
    946
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    “Jackpot.” Dave almost purrs and you blink. He's kneeling in front of your closet.

    “Guess what, if you wanna hide your wanking material you should put it in a zip lock bag.” he chuckles and you jump up from the bed in time to see Dave effortlessly fishing a magazine out from under a bunch of rolled up socks in an open drawer. He holds it away from himself pinching a corner with two fingers.

    “Tadaa~!” you pale a little in horror, staring into his smug face, your wide open mouth and eyes reflected in his shades.

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    17,447
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    2/6
    Comments:
    47
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    82
    Bookmarks:
    17
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    731
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    It was 8:25 PM, and John was sitting on the couch scrolling through the channels on the television. Tonight, he decided to invite Dave, Rose and Jade over for a nice movie marathon.

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    393
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    4
    Hits:
    109
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    Day 02- Cuddling

    You're not sure why he's so nervous.

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    519
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    1/1
    Comments:
    3
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    15
    Bookmarks:
    2
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    174
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    You haven't heard from John in three years and now, by some miracle, your Bro has found him on the streets of your hometown.

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    You've left him hanging for three years. Now you've found him and its great, but you don't want to tell him about your past. You don't know how he would react.

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    English
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    4/?
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    17
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    51
    Bookmarks:
    6
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    481
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    "My back was burning and the moment I breathed in water my lungs were as well. I had no energy to fight the water to get back to the surface. I wanted to scream along with my lungs as I breathed in more of the sea water. As parts of my body went cold I saw a flash of blue"

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    1,551
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    3
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    10
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    Dave meets a homeless boy, and takes him in as his own. Insert love and mush.

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    2/?
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    4
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    37
    Bookmarks:
    5
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    305
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    It's not like he hadn't ever experienced it. John had been in all forms of relationships just trying to figure himself out. What does he like, what doesn't he. The only problem is that he felt nothing. So many different people, so many different personalities, but nothing ever happened.

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    Dave just wants to make it through high school alive and John just wants nothing to do with him. Pranking wars, awkward Food's projects and the occasional bad pun is had and somewhere in between the two dorks end up falling in love.

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    English
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    80,375
    Chapters:
    16/?
    Comments:
    77
    Kudos:
    390
    Bookmarks:
    74
    Hits:
    5492
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    Day 01- Holding hands

    Dave loves John's hands.

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    English
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    1/1
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    9
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    138
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    293
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    1/1
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    1
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    112
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    These are very short and smutty things I've written while bored. I'm not too good at smut and it's my first time posting smut.

    1)JohnDave; Top!John
    2)Destiel; Morning Blowjobs
    3)Sterek; Rimming
    4)Sabriel; Riding/Topping from the bottom
    5)DirkJake; Vibrators
    6)Wincest-Dean/Sam: Butt Plugs

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    English
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    2,075
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    6
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    45
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    2420
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    Everyone in Dave's life is dead. They all died the same year as his ability to give a fuck.
    Everything in John's life is alive, except himself. He died the same day as his and Dave's ongoing cycle of deceit.

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    English
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    12,021
    Chapters:
    8/?
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    7
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    19
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    255
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    It's April 13th, 2013 and John Egbert's 15th birthday. And for this very special birthday, his dad is allowing him to adopt a troll! John is both excited and overwhelmed with this and almost can't choose, until he discovers something about a certain little red blooded troll that he simply can't ignore.

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    English
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    23,658
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    95
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    14
    Hits:
    1919
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    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're about to learn that there is nothing more incompetent than an assassin in love.

    Language:
    English
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    3,722
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    11
    Kudos:
    30
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    326
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    Reversal demonstuck. Not a fanfiction for the light of heart.

    John is a demon who looks sixteen, but is really near to a thousand years of age. While Dave is a hunter who is 20-25 years old, so if you do count it as underage then do it, I don't mind.

    Updates every week-two weeks, unless I am super busy in which I apologize dearly. Enjoy! :* <3

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    13,149
    Chapters:
    13/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    53
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    1354

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