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    A scream echoes in your ears, and your head snaps in the direction of the voice. Your eyes go wide and a single name echoes in your head, before you tear down the hall to find the source.

    John.

    ~*~

    AU where John and Jake are half-brothers and where Jake will do anything to protect his younger brother. There is no Sburb/Sgrub session, and human AU, so if/when there’s mention of the trolls, they’ll be human.

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    In which John sucks royally at organic chemistry, Dave's roommate gets some, banter is exchanged, and a crush is born.

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    Dave gets a tamagotchi.

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    5/?
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    This was certainly a fine predicament you'd gotten yourself in. You felt you could say that now, at the end of the most reckless day of your life. Every aspect seemed to have finally calmed down from the beating of your heart to the baby sleeping in Dave's arms.

    Oh yeah. Bro is a baby.

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    8/13
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    67
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    7
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    Sleigh bells ring/Are you listening?
    A case in which two boys grow up through the subtle nuances of disjointed family, question everything from infanthood to adolescence, and in which everyone finds their missing piece at long last.

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    'Are you mad at your parents? Don't want to spend Thanksgiving alone yet again? Well then I'm your guy. Yes, a dude for hire.

    Just send me an email and we can talk and do this on your terms. And what’s that you say, no price? How is such a choice deal like this up with out a price. Well, just a warm meal and the promise of a couple hours of fun is enough for me.

    And, if you really want to spice things up, I can do any of the following upon your request.

    Act drunk
    Ask about politics at the table
    Propose
    Break up
    Start a fist fight with your father on the lawn for all to see
    Check out other family members while you pretend to not to notice.
    Anything you come up with as long as it’s relatively PG'
    [AKA john hires dave to piss of his family on thanksgiving]

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    11/?
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    “Jackpot.” Dave almost purrs and you blink. He's kneeling in front of your closet.

    “Guess what, if you wanna hide your wanking material you should put it in a zip lock bag.” he chuckles and you jump up from the bed in time to see Dave effortlessly fishing a magazine out from under a bunch of rolled up socks in an open drawer. He holds it away from himself pinching a corner with two fingers.

    “Tadaa~!” you pale a little in horror, staring into his smug face, your wide open mouth and eyes reflected in his shades.

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    3/10
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    You’re kind of a scrooge and it’s up to me to show you the true meaning of holiday spirit hallmark movie style....or not.

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    I can feel it. I can feel the cold, metal clinging against the side of my pelt that's flattened to me. I can feel the chill, and the dampness where water has dripped into my cage and no one cared enough to clean it. But most of all, I feel the immense, stinging pain that's searing through my side, and feel the blood inch its way from the wound and pool beside me. I cant open my eyes, for my lids are to heavy and I fear they might only shut again. I can hardly breathe, and the air I do breathe is coming our in raspy, short, gasps. Is this what it feels like to die? I should be relieved but instead I feel an aching in my chest, but its not because I'm wounded there. No, its the feeling that if I die, I'm to die alone.

    But then I hear it.

    CLICK, CLICK, CLICK.

    And they're getting louder, and I can hear voices. Not just any voices, the same ones I've heard so many times before. The cracking, cold, voices of the ones who did this to me. And as I begin to fade into the welcoming darkness, I know this will happen again.

    My name is Nepeta Leijon, and I'm fighting for my life.

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    (please keep in mind that everything that happens here doest NOT happen in the original au and has nothing to do with it)

    I suck at summaries, just go read it, but i'll try bnkfsdhf
    Groups split up, Dave needs a doctor and he needs one quick, they meet with the other group and Jane and John are good at stitching up persons, shit happens, they are stealing cars, stupid adolescence shit during the zombie apocalypse, the trolls are humans obviously, i have many headcanons, lots of swearing,

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    1/?
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    Unruly hair that spun down to mid nape (hell, there’s probably a lot more, those curls looked tight and locked in), soft blue eyes, and tan skin peppered with freckles, and a smile that’ll send anyone’s heart soaring.

    That was 5 years ago, in high school.

    Now, you’re working part time at a Hospital, organizing files, nothing too interesting but it keeps a roof over your head. You don’t pay attention to the patients that roll in, it’s a bit cold but hey, you don’t know them personally, it’s nothing to mull over.

    But one night, when you overhear panicked paramedics, rolling in a figure that looks all too familiar.

    “We’ve got an ID on him, his name is John Egbert!”

    Your fears are confirmed.

    And your heart drops.

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    3/?
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    6
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    Continue of 'Stuck' . This is a less doomed timeline where the character wasn't killed but he fainted.

    You are Dave Strider and you has to sacrifice yourself so that your brother can be free from the demon binding. Because of this, you has to spend your life living with a demon named John. you truly don't want to see where this is going as you can only image darkness up ahead

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    9/?
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    4
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    Dave Strider, by all accounts, is pretty average. Or at least until he happens upon this weird ass coffee shop. Suddenly, he's not very normal at all, despite that one chicks attempts to keep him that way. Sometimes you just have to unfurl your wings and fly. Not that Dave has any... that he knows of.

     

    JohnDave AU: Supernatural Coffee Shop

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    3/?
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    The prompt was "sudden rainstorm" so I ran with it.

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    This is what happens when you get a new kitten.

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    “Do you need a place to stay?” You ask before you can lose your nerve, making sure your voice sounds calm and composed.

    “What?” Comes the eloquent reply, and you suck in another deep breath through your nose.

    “Because I’m standing in a bathroom stall at the gay club on Lafayette and 34th wearing five pounds of glitter and sequins, three pairs of false lashes, and shoes worth more money than I’ve spent on food in the last twelve days, all of which I need for my job, so I can’t pay my rent on Sunday, and someone left your number on the wall with the message ‘Needs a place to stay,’ above it, and I really need someone to split the rent with or I’m going to get evicted, and I’ve got no where to go it that happens,” Spills out of your mouth before you can stop it, and you want to slap yourself.

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    John and Dave go shopping for a pet, and the author's ficlets develop a linear plot.

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    John and Dave go christmas shopping for each other

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    I am so very sorry this is terri bl e

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    The Homestuck Characters have to say a few things to their fandom.

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    255
    Chapters:
    2/?
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    1
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    10
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    220

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