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    Dave just wants to make it through high school alive and John just wants nothing to do with him. Pranking wars, awkward Food's projects and the occasional bad pun is had and somewhere in between the two dorks end up falling in love.

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    10/?
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    11
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    169
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    31
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    john goes to Dave's to visit him but what they both don't know is that they both have a crush on each other. when john kisses Dave thinking he was still asleep everything changed. Dave thinking john was just pranking him when john was being true. the only thing to shut Dave up is with kisses.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    5
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    11
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    3
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    341
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    John moves from Washington to Texas, where he meets the mysterious and incredibly dorky Dave Strider.

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    5/?
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    5
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    40
    Bookmarks:
    10
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    598
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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer, Co-Written by: Time)

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    109
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    32
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    2308
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    You never thought you'd want to hurt him.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    89
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    John Egbert goes to visit Rose Lalonde at her college in Texas. He doesn't expect to meet anyone, or at least no one like Dave Strider. But, then again, John didn't know that people like Dave Strider exist.

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    15
    Kudos:
    49
    Bookmarks:
    16
    Hits:
    954
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    John gets kidnapped by Dave and his Bro, becoming the Strider family pet.

    ((Don't know what else to put. But if you want smut this is where you'll find it.))

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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    39
    Kudos:
    112
    Bookmarks:
    22
    Hits:
    2539
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    John tries to go home for winter break but a sudden blizzard cancels all of the flights and he gets (airport)stuck there. He then meets one of the other kids in his astronomy class (any guesses? of course not it's all in the tags you dumbass) and they become friends.

    Homestuck Mordern AU and implied College AU

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    609
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    90
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    “Your pastries,” He murmurs, setting down the plate of various sweets in front of the two of you as you give a slight nod in understanding, a hand moving to adjust your shades as you lift the cup to your lips again. “I hope you enjoy them!”

    He smiles. Not a polite ‘You’re Dave Strider so I should be nice to you if I want to keep my job’ sort of smile, but a genuine, almost ecstatic smile. His teeth poke slightly over his bottom lip as he did so, his eyes crinkling at the edges and, God, you could see the small indentations of dimples in his cheeks, every small freckle or beauty mark that dotted his features.

    The first thing that comes to your mind is ‘utmost perfection.'

    The second is ‘Holy shit that’s really fucking hot.'

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    1,873
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    50
    Bookmarks:
    9
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    496
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    your name is John Egbert. you are 15. you have a self harm problem. the worst part is the boy you are in love with just might find out.

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    5,635
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    40
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    799
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    You’re sixteen, maybe, you have a boyfriend, sometimes, when the whole curse thing isn’t an issue; you have a summer job in the loosest definitions of the words “summer” and “job” and you hang out with your friends when you get time off from fighting monsters. That’s sounds normal enough to you, right?

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    1/?
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    14
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    87
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    Dave Strider rushes over to John's house because he believes his friend is in danger, however, when he arrives, he soon finds that he is the one in danger here.

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    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    21
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    461
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    This April Fools day Dave comes up with a plan to come out with a personal gain, preferably a boyfriend.

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    3/4
    Comments:
    2
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    40
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    3
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    416
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    Once upon a time, there was a boy named John Egbert, on the cusp of his 18th birthday and heir to the Prospit crown.

    His three best friends are a seer, a knight, and a witch, and they are the three last people that his court advisers want him to trust.

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    3/?
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    7
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    79
    Bookmarks:
    18
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    920
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    A number of problems can develop in life when you live on an island where centaurs, pirates and dragons are the norm. Karkat Vantas will no longer stand for the plight of the lower classes; he, along with the leaders of three other realms, John Egbert, Dirk Strider and Feferi Pixies, come together to plunder all tyrants, pirates and general dickheads.

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    Chapters:
    1/12
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    19
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    2
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    169
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    John Egbert is just a regular boy who lives a perfectly regular (boring) life. He lives with a doting father and goes to a public high school. A nerd, a social outcast, mostly ignored by his peers, the majority of his friends are all online. Normal... just all normal... Until his 17th birthday. John comes into a strange and unique inheritance that throws his world and everything he knew about it into a loop, and all he can do is try to hold on and remain who he is. And the strange part is that no one else is surprised.

    Rating will be bumped up in later chapters.

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    101,559
    Chapters:
    14/?
    Comments:
    166
    Kudos:
    237
    Bookmarks:
    56
    Hits:
    5007
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    WARNINGS: This story is super messed-up. It features rape/noncon, mild macro, hard guro, death, hyper/extremely large genitalia, crushing, cumflation, growth, and probably more things I can't think of. If you have any sort of squeamishness, don't read this. Otherwise, this is a story about John and Dave and their good friendship with one another.

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    1/1
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    2
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    10
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    730
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    Monsters, demons, dragons, sorceress, aliens and other dark and mythical creatures are taken down and dominated by the people of light and goodness. Dirk, a vampire hunter, goes off to see a match between two of the greatest and strongest creatures, along with his younger brother, Dave. But what happens when you see the demon, Lord English, true form? What happens when your younger bro has fallen head over heels for the great rulers husband, The Heir of Air? The Striders will find the true story behind the blinding light of so called goodness and discover that monsters have feelings.

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    17,057
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    553
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    It's a special night for John and his family, and the best way to celebrate is a big dinner at their favorite Family Restaurant. Also, crayons are involved.

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    3,756
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    188
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    Everyone knows who Karkat Vantas is.

    Don't they?

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    19,953
    Chapters:
    6/?
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    89
    Bookmarks:
    19
    Hits:
    1738

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