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    Dave fucks much, much more people - to the point where he can't even keep count of them anymore.

    There's something bizarrely empowering and self-indulgent about fucking a complete stranger, about being that absurdly close with someone who's name isn't of any importance to you.

    Chaotic, mismatched faces become progressively more blurred, and amidst the fucking madness, Dave he realizes that they’re all fucking replacements.

    (Coping Nymphomaniac Dave Strider/All)

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    John Egbert is a freshman at a rather nice little university in the eastern United States. His roommate is a musician, a member of the school's a cappella group, and rather disturbingly good-looking.

    Shenanigans happen.

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    8/?
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    Dave finally tells the story of how he got arrested.

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    John Egbert is just an average kid who constantly moves around due to his father being an important figure in the Army. It's when he moves to Japan and comes face to face with the notorious F5 that his world becomes a roller coaster.

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    14
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    An AU where after the game, instead of placing the kids together in their appropriate timeline, the game screws up and ends up mixing all the kids in different timelines. At first, the game attempts to reorder the mess, but with simply too many alternate timelines, it decides to forgo its original plan and simply wipe the kids for existence.

    Not to mention John's a damsel in distress :3

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    "The dock is deserted. At this time of night it's not hard to see why. The boats float, tethered by a rope to anchor themselves against the ceaseless tide. Sometimes you wish there was something like that for yourself. The city behind you has quieted to a dull hum. As you slip into the water your gills flare, and you feel like an incredible weight has been lifted from your shoulders. But sometimes you drift too far into the ocean. And there is no rope to pull you back." Your name is Eridan Ampora, and you are so incredibly alone. Sure you live in the same building as the trolls you used to call friends and the humans, but no one wants to associate with you. You can't blame them. You were a pretty big douchebag during and before the Game. They're slowly coming around after realizing that you've changed quite a bit but it's tentative, like they're afraid you'll snap and try to commit mass genocide. Kanaya probably will never talk to you again, even after she was able to create another Mother Grub with a recipe from Jane. You're not sure if you can do anything to change their minds. But you can try.

    In which there is somehow an apartment building that can fit all 32 of them on two floors because I said so.

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    8/?
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    6
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    “Dude, you kissed me.”

    “I did not kiss you.”

    “You totally kissed me, how does that not qualify as kissing?”

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    1/1
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    10
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    Acting is a tough business, even tougher when you fall in love with your costar.

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    this is day 21: shower sex. im starting july 21st, but ill continue to august 20th hopefully. this'll be davejohn and brojohn and maybe possibly brodave john.

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    John forgets to log out of Pesterchum, and ends up getting a drunken confession from his best friend and room mate Dave.
    At first he brushes it off as Dave being drunk, but when he opens his eye's a little, he notices things he never did before.

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    5/?
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    In which everyone is hurting, relationships don't get any easier, towns aren't built in a night, and trolls take a page from human romance.

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    11/?
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    Dave Strider looks like someone out of a slasher movie, but that doesn't stop you from staring.
    ...
    In which John Egbert, a disabled college student, finds a friend (and something more) in his newest neighbor.

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    1/?
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    So Dirk and Dave have a thing, but they have to hide it from the rest of the school. Then Roxy comes along and screws stuff up, and Dirk thinks it's all his fault and lots of things happen yeah I don't know how to explain it without spoilers. Just read it if you're really curious enough. Sorry for making Roxy seem like a total bitch I know that's not in her character, just needed a girl who liked Dirk and putting OCs in fanfictions really just isn't my thing anymore, and Roxy already likes Dirk in the first place so here you go. ((Previously titled "Narcissist Game Too Strong" because I failed to think of anything better when I first published it.))

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    5/?
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    1
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    Monsters, demons, dragons, sorceress, aliens and other dark and mythical creatures are taken down and dominated by the people of light and goodness. Dirk, a vampire hunter, goes off to see a match between two of the greatest and strongest creatures, along with his younger brother, Dave. But what happens when you see the demon, Lord English, true form? What happens when your younger bro has fallen head over heels for the great rulers husband, The Heir of Air? The Striders will find the true story behind the blinding light of so called goodness and discover that monsters have feelings.

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    6/?
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    4
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    15
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    4
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    1013
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    Eridan Ampora can't take his own spiralling self-doubt coupled with the rejection of the girl that he loves, and his instability causes him to try something drastic.

    When he meets Karkat and Jade, he doesn't even get their names, but he sure as hell recognises them when they're rushed in through his new job at the hospital.

    Karkat blames himself of course. He always does, whenever anything happens to Jade it's always his fault and he can't stand the comfort of his friends. He can't sleep and he can't move, and when he breaks down crying at Jade's bedside in the early hours of the morning, he finds comfort in a silent water-bearer.
    The cool drink calms him down.

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    You laid on the bed and looked around. Blood. Blood everywhere. Splattered on the wall and floor and bed. If only this one had listened. Jake had told this stupid slave one thing. Of coarse it was a stubborn little shit which meant torture it. Well even after torture it still was a stubborn little shit which made Jake mad which meant you got to kill him. Since he was your pick. You, John Egbert, and Jake English were slave trainers. Well you guys got the slave to behave before selling it. Unless your selling to someone who wants a reason to abuse there slaves.

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    1/?
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    It's hard, being eighteen years old and protecting your kid brother from the apocalypse.

    It's hard and nobody understands what's going on anyway.

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    2/?
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    2
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    Dave finds a mysterious merman on the beach in Montery California who is injured and unconscious

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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer and Time)

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    English
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    Life's pretty easy underneath the waves. You have your family, your friends, the reef, and everything you could ever want.
    Well, except one thing you never really expected to need: love.

    Even more unexpected? It's with a human. Named John.

    Sigh.

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    English
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    9,116
    Chapters:
    2/5
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    9
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    30
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    3
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    350

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