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    You hated him.
    You hated him more than anything.
    The smug look on his face whenever he came up with one of his little quips,
    The way his thick Texan accent slipped out every once in a while.
    His stupid fucking anime shades and how his blonde hair was spiked back-
    It was like he was trying to ironically look like Goku.
    It made you sick.
    So sick that when the teacher said you two were to be partners on the latest project you wanted to vomit.

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    26/?
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    118
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    11
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    When Dirk Strider meets his Sugar Daddy, Jake English, for the first time, he is swept off his feet. But what happens when he realizes Jake is just as awkward as him? What happens when Dirk's younger brother Dave is hell-bent on finding something wrong with Jake? What happens when Dirk's boss Roxy and Jake's ex-wife Jane start dating each other? Shenanigans, of course. Shenanigans are what always happens in these fics.

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    8/?
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    56
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    6
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    All julia asked was a question that made him think she was crazy "have you ever had sex with a troll?" Turns out, no..... and john kinda wants to change that, and so dose julia. Here in this fanfiction we will witnesses the joy of trying to seduce, and failing at things. All beacuse of a question....

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    720
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    5
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    279
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    You, John Egbert, have a ghost in your apartment. You're positive there is one, and that he's a smart ass.

    You're also positive you'd do almost anything to be able to keep talking to the blonde that dances at the edge of your vision, even if it meant pushing the boundaries of what you previously were so certain you understood.

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    10/?
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    68
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    344
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    50
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    In which John wakes up to a clean apartment on a chilly day in April, possibly forgetting something important.

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    1/1
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    14
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    1
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    "I'm going to enlist," He says, and you're almost numb, actually hearing the words.

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    9/?
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    18
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    38
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    6
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    601
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and three days ago it was your 13th birthday. It was also three days ago that you began your Epoch of Transmutation.
    Now, nothing will ever be the same as it was before.

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    Chapters:
    2/?
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    4
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    16
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    2
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    142
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    My name is Dave Strider, and I am in love with my best friend.

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    1/1
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    7
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    1
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    None of us have heard from John for three weeks now. At first we just thought maybe he lost his phone or something. Maybe he dropped it in the toilet and is too embarrassed to get a new one because then he'd have to explain what happened to the old one. Then Lalonde pointed out that he hasn't shown up to any of our meets up for a while. Even when he had his phone. But after three weeks of nothing, I think it's high time that I go check up on my best bro.

    Ever since I smashed my phone to pieces with that hammer, I can feel myself breaking a little bit. It started out as me being able to handle it, but after over seven years of bottling this all up, I think some of it is started to explode. Honestly, it's probably a good thing I smashed my phone. No one cares enough to check in on me anymore, that's obvious enough by now. Now, none of my friends have to interact with me and they can actually do something with their lives.

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    3/?
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    17
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    John has always been fat. In every picture of him as a baby, a kid, and a teenager he always has these rolls of fat, these chubby arms, these large thighs that were always touching.
    It was never a problem. He learned to love his fat, even if at times it was uncomfortable.
    Until he met Dave.

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    1/1
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    14
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    A simple 'good morning' can turn into 'we'll get through this together'.

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    Being a teenager is hard, everyone knows that. But being a teenager like you.. it's different. It's pretty hard making friends when you live in a dilapidated apartment, and have wings fucking sewn into your back.

    That is, until you met him.

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    Chapters:
    4/25
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    105
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    16
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    The job will be nearly impossible. Karkat Vantas - as skilled an assassin as he may be - has never been assigned such a high risk target. But the pay drives him to accept. He will kill the heir to the Dersite throne, and live like a king for the rest of his life. It should have been straightforward and emotionless. When he meets a peasant on the street and gets attached, however, he begins to question whether or not the risk is worth it when all he needs is Dave.

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    51,810
    Chapters:
    10/?
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    39
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    65
    Bookmarks:
    8
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    891
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    You’re face-to-chest with a boy your age in a sleeveless Longhorns t-shirt, dark wash jeans and douchey-looking sunglasses. His hair is spun-sugar white, his skin not much darker.

    “Yo,” he says, and you proceed to forget every word in the English language (plus the handful of high-school French you’ve retained) except for an eloquent “uh.”

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    5/7
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    104
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    11
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    DISCONTINUED
    Titled and Edited by my good friend Feli.

    France, now called District 381, the year 3014. A new Dictator has sent all of the Homosexuals in 381 to works camps, and included in these camps is one John Egbert. He's been in this camp for 8 years, and he has a perfect discipline record, has never not filled his daily work quota. The guards has no reason to believe that he's breaking the number one rule, no relationships, with a newbie at that. The guards have no reason to believe that John would escape with his new (and first) boyfriend, by the name of Dave Strider.
    Boy were those guards wrong.
    But as John and Dave are running away, something goes wrong in their plan, and they're seperated. Dave yells for John to keep running, that he'll meet him in London at noon.

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    2/?
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    Dave is having trouble dealing with the fact that he's polyamorous. Sleep deprivation does not help.

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    1/1
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    12
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    Coping with the news of his best friend's chronic illness wasn't exactly how John envisioned his summer to go.
    Neither was handling the fact it could be the very last one they share together.

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    14,373
    Chapters:
    4/?
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    15
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    280
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    Two kingdoms, both alike in dignity, in fair Skaia where we lay our scene, from ancient grudge break to new mutiny, where civil blood makes civil hands unclean because blood tends to stain. From forth the fatal loins of these foes, a bunch of confused shit heads ruin their own lives, whose misadventured and screwed up horse shit doth lead to love and hella sweet strife. The fearful passage of their dunkassery and the continuance of the High Blood’s rage, which, but being murdered or something, I don’t know, naught could remove, is now the traffic of your browser history- the which, if you with a slight obsession with this fandom will attend, what here shall miss, our heroes shall strive to not fuck up.

    A Medieval AU full of prophecy, magic, regicide, dark secrets, and of course the occasional new found love.

    Rating may change.

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    14,676
    Chapters:
    5/?
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    3
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    30
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    6
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    434
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    John was expecting company so it was really unexpected to see his best friend at his door step with bags of junk food and drinks and talking about that epic bro movie night they always talked about when they were twelve.

    or

    Dave goes over to John's house with snacks and drinks saying that it's for the epic bro movie night they talked about when they were kids but really he's there to make sure John is okay considering that he hasn't been leaving his house or talking to anyone really.

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    Dave Strider is spending four weeks at a summer camp that he know is gonna suck. On the first day he meets John Egbert and maybe the summer will suck a little less. Now he just have to keep the fact that he's trans a secret.
    [Moved from fanfiction.net to this site]

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    English
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    41,060
    Chapters:
    31/?
    Comments:
    14
    Kudos:
    136
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    1619

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