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    You hated him.
    You hated him more than anything.
    The smug look on his face whenever he came up with one of his little quips,
    The way his thick Texan accent slipped out every once in a while.
    His stupid fucking anime shades and how his blonde hair was spiked back-
    It was like he was trying to ironically look like Goku.
    It made you sick.
    So sick that when the teacher said you two were to be partners on the latest project you wanted to vomit.

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    English
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    24/?
    Comments:
    49
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    80
    Bookmarks:
    7
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    1068
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    You are Dave Strider, a 21 year old college student. You are in the middle of your last semester for this year when you decide to meet up with a man by the name of James Brinner. You blacked out on your first date and now... Where the fuck are you?

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    4
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    27
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    Sexual slavery is legal, organized, and accepted in the United States. Young adults who have committed a crime may be sold into slavery. However, although rare, it is legal for a parent to sell their adult offspring into slavery. Innocent, optimistic John Egbert is sold into slavery. Will the poor boy make it in the care of a seemingly emotionless blonde?

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    English
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    18,245
    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    42
    Kudos:
    229
    Bookmarks:
    15
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    1904
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

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    34,342
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Comments:
    85
    Kudos:
    210
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    2165
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    A collection of one-shot challenge fics! The prompts are at the top of the story. Most are very silly.

    Chapter 1: Dirk is a melting screaming ice cream cone and Jake is the one eating him. (Crackfic!)
    Chapter 2: Jake is a Vacuum Cleaner (Crackfic!)
    Chapter 3: Dirk and Jake are Caterpillars (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 4: Dirk and Jake get married in Space (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 5: Jake is a cinnamon bun and Dirk wants to sin with him (Crackfic!)
    Chapter 6: 3 inch small Jake falls in love with giant Dirk (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 7: Incubus!Jake meets Demon-hunter!Dirk. (Drama!)
    Chapter 8: JohnDave falling in love (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 9: Dirk and Jake are water and forest nymphs (Drama!)

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    English
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    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    5
    Hits:
    549
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    Your name is John Egbert and you don't think you've ever been more down in your life.

    Because of your dads baking industry kicking off unbelievably well he decided to take you from the lovely suburbs of Washington to the bustling city of LA.

    Granted your dad being the loving caring father he is sent you to a pretty small private school, but that just meant more people knew eachother and for longer times and let's just say not everyone was in favor of the new kid showing up.

    Language:
    English
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    50,208
    Chapters:
    25/?
    Comments:
    43
    Kudos:
    96
    Bookmarks:
    13
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    1283
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    These were all requests on my tumblr that I've grown fond of. Mostly DirkJake, but other pairings as well!

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    English
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    19,352
    Chapters:
    38/?
    Comments:
    7
    Kudos:
    86
    Bookmarks:
    10
    Hits:
    919
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    John is a hairdresser, he had a regular customer that comes in every Tuesday at three. His name is Strider, he has incredibly soft blond hair and is very mysterious. Where did he even come from and why pick John?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    12
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    30
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    228
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    John Egbert and Dave Strider are two gems that are powerful beyond knowledge, but they both were craving affection, not the kind given by strangers but simply... love, but what would happen if the two were put on the same team? things would perhaps... collide?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    12
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    155
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    Dave is sad, gay and drunk. A perfect cocktail.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    16
    Hits:
    85
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    Reader: Be Dave ===>
    Where were you? Right. Hunter guy. Hunter guy had been stalking you for almost two weeks. It was a little freaky at first until you noticed the guy was a total noob at this. Usually you noticed him around The Veil, the club where you get all your jobs. Whenever he tried to fight, you just ollied out of there with your time-manipulation. But still he kept coming at you in the same predictable way that was clearly never going to work against someone like you. It was almost like he'd never actually gone after a hominid before.
    Hominid demon, that is. You're a demon. Why did you just clarify that in your head? Of course you know you're a demon.

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    33,086
    Chapters:
    13/?
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    44
    Kudos:
    189
    Bookmarks:
    25
    Hits:
    1883
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    On the streets of steaming hot Houston, the fading graffiti looks so much more catching than the photo's make it seem. In the flesh, with sweat pouring down your back, dancing is so much better than it's made out to be. At least, for Dave that is, who really would just like to dance forever. In the foggy rain, behind the school dumpsters, blood dripping on the sidewalk is way more horrifying than it sounds in the action novels. John just doesn't want to be the one to clean it up anymore. In a school so big, you'd think the two could go without so much as a glance in the other's direction, right up and through graduation. Only, fate doesn't seem to think so. And neither does John, who's lost in curiosity about the boy he'd never seen before popping up on the field of the first varsity football game. Or Dave, for that matter, who can't help but be mesmerized by the band's only and finest pianist.

    Series
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    English
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    1,205
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    5
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    39
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    John, Jade, Rose, and Dave can all agree love is dumb and complicated.

    But it just might be worth it.

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    English
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    3,378
    Chapters:
    4/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    575
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    (AN AU where Trolls and Humans both live on Earth, with the Trolls migrating from Alternia years ago.) John and Karkat have been childhood friends, and Dave met John online a few years back. Moving to Washington about a year ago, he and Karkat have gotten on decent terms. They all slowly but surely realize that they're all pointlessly in love, while trying to get through troubles at home and school. However, something on a far more larger scale is happening in their town, and it could end up drastically changing everything they've ever known.

    Language:
    English
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    37,656
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    53
    Kudos:
    85
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    1357
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    Basically everyone works at Disney and no one dies.

    Dave Strider is a twenty-something year old living in Orlando and working at Disney. The "Happiest Place on Earth" is pretty boring, until one John Egbert makes work a hell of a lot more exciting.

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    English
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    2,213
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    8
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    24
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    211
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    "They fell like angels, blazing in their beauty and rebellious hearts. Lighting the sky in shades of hope. But then the light died. It streaked it's way into nothingness. And the beauty died too."
    Where Dave Strider is the only one left, and the guilt is unending.

    Language:
    English
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    681
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    3
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    32
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    Based off the prompt, Muse A works at a tattoo shop, and Muse B works across the street in a flower shop.

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    English
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    656
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    2
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    7
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    62
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    John and Dave go stargazing in Nanna Egbert's backyard and keep getting distracted by each other.

    or

    In Which Dave And John Are Dumb Gay Babies And Can't Work Up The Nerve To Kiss The Other

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    16
    Hits:
    105
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    Two best bros unwittingly fall for each other, time after time.

    The first time, they meet across the expanse of the Internet as anonymous, faceless voices.
    The second time, they discover each other in the flesh.
    The last time, many years later, they reunite as nurse and patient.

    "I have found you before, and I will continue to search until I have found you once more."

    Language:
    English
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    2,636
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    14
    Bookmarks:
    1
    Hits:
    162
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    That asshole broke your computer. He broke your last physical memory of her. He's the reason you feel like you lost her all over again, and why your heart has to start healing all over again. You want nothing to do with him.

    In wich Karkat is an asshole and causes Sollux's mom's laptop to break, causing Sollux to go into a downward spiral. Neither want anything to do with the other, but of course both of them have the shittiest of luck.

    Second Person, main ship/focus is on Solkat.

    Off Hiatus- Hoping to Update Regularly on Sundays Again

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    English
    Words:
    9,876
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    8
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    324

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