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    Dave Strider has managed to survive his first college year exclusively on shitty beer and chips, but he finally gives in and visits the local McDonalds for a savory, heart disease on a bun, which, to destitute Dave, is one of the best meals on the face of this Earth. And on a chance encounter, he meets a certain buck-toothed goober, who is willing to cook for Dave anytime he wants, and soon it's not just his cooking that makes John his favorite person.

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    **I'm unsure whether this story will be continued but might as well try this first** I really suck at summaries.

    I wouldn't say that it's VERY violent, but there are spurts of violence from John.

    A tale about a boy named John Egbert, who is psychotic and has strong feelings towards an ironic boy named Dave Strider. John will do all he can to keep Dave for himself.
    Dave finds himself in a situation where he is trapped in an old house with this boy, yet he loves John even after all he does to to him.
    PepsiCola Psycho!John EgbertXDave Strider

    This is my story on fanfiction.net and on deviantart.
    I just decided to put the story on here for others to read if they wish

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    I miss, I miss the way you sigh yourself to sleep.

     

    It was supposed to be a drunken one-night stand. You were never supposed to see him again. You don't do relationships, and you certainly don't fall in love, especially not with straight boys who have girlfriends and minimal interest in you, anyways. And yet, you can't stop thinking about his stupid blue eyes and too-loud laugh and the way his lips felt on yours. You can't stop wanting it again, and you don't know how to say no to him.

    Your name is Dave Strider and you are completely, utterly screwed.

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    Dave Strider believes himself to be in love with John, a childhood imaginary friend who never went away and became more and more real as years passed. He can no longer tell that John doesn't exist and still persists that he is real, despite what others around him say.

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    Places, places, get in your places
    Throw on your dress and put on your doll faces.
    Everyone thinks that we're perfect
    Please don't let them look through the curtains.

    Picture, picture, smile for the picture
    Pose with your brother, won't you be a good sister?
    Everyone thinks that we're perfect
    Please don't let them look through the curtains.

    D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E
    I see things that nobody else sees.
    (D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E
    I see things that nobody else sees)

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    An AU where after the game, instead of placing the kids together in their appropriate timeline, the game screws up and ends up mixing all the kids in different timelines. At first, the game attempts to reorder the mess, but with simply too many alternate timelines, it decides to forgo its original plan and simply wipe the kids from existence.

    Not to mention John's a damsel in distress with Daves fighting over him:3

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    It's hard, being eighteen years old and protecting your kid brother from the apocalypse.

    It's hard and nobody understands what's going on anyway.

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    Your name is John Egbert and you have a thing for this guy, Dave. That’s a bit of a problem because Dave is your boyfriend’s brother.

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    There is a color for every type of cancer, a little ribbon to show support, a symbol of survival or fight. Except lung cancer, because everyone figures the people who get that had it coming, what with smoking. Except sometimes you get lung cancer randomly, without doing anything like inhaling nicotine or pesticides or any of that shit. And sometimes its not caught until the last moment, when the tumors are developed and the cancer cells are spread throughout the body. And sometimes really shitty things happen in the most unfair ways to the best people for no acceptable reason.
    And out of all those people that are good and perfect and get the kind of cancer where they’re always blamed for it, one of them had to be your friend.
    And out of your three best friends, it had to be the one you were in love with.

    With a time limit etched into the cells of John’s body, Dave is left to decide whether to be there as John’s best friend or try to spend the remaining time he has with John as his boyfriend.
    Where John looses his breath, Jade tried to push the empty space away and Rose plunges back to darkness, while Dave looses time more and more everyday.

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    John and Dave miss their families

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    Dave Strider's pretty content with his boring minimum-wage life working at the comically godawful SkaiaMall, but everything goes haywire when he falls hard for a cute prank shop cashier named John. Unfortunately, it's nigh-impossible to keep a secret crush on the down-low when everybody in the goddamn place runs their own personal rumor mill. And it's even more difficult to play it cool when you're swooning too hard to think straight.

    Goddammit, this is some straight-up romcom bullshit.

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    Just a few simple song parodies that I've done.

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    Dave fucks much, much more people - to the point where he can't even keep count of them anymore.

    Chaotic, mismatched faces become progressively more blurred, and amidst the fucking madness, Dave realizes that they’re all fucking replacements.

    (Nymphomaniac Dave Strider/All)

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    Well, this is demonstuck,

    reversal-demonstuck. :)

    Based off an RP I had with Demonhunter!Alpha Bro (Or just older Dave. ((23)) ) And Demon!John Crocker (Younger John.((16)) )

    John has had the hots for the famous hunter and screenplay writer, and has been following him around, and this is when he had caught Dave. :D

     

    BTW: Sorry if I go from writing first person to third! I've noticed I have been so just watch out for it! :>

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    John Egbert is a freshman at a rather nice little university in the eastern United States. His roommate is a musician, a member of the school's a cappella group, and rather disturbingly good-looking.

    Shenanigans happen.

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    This was certainly a fine predicament you'd gotten yourself in. You felt you could say that now, at the end of the most reckless day of your life. Every aspect seemed to have finally calmed down from the beating of your heart to the baby sleeping in Dave's arms.

    Oh yeah. Bro is a baby.

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    Dave finally tells the story of how he got arrested.

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    John Egbert is just an average kid who constantly moves around due to his father being an important figure in the Army. It's when he moves to Japan and comes face to face with the notorious F5 that his world becomes a roller coaster.

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    Highschool? AU

    Dave's messed up. The one person he thought he understood is gone and he knows he could have stopped it! He didn't know John like John knew him. And it was his fault. Now, he's being forced into the situation once more, but fate has changed things. He's no longer "Dave Strider" He's some feathery idiot who doesn't have legs? Being given this new perspective certainly opens Dave's eyes. But he still doesn't know if he can save John this time around.

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    "The dock is deserted. At this time of night it's not hard to see why. The boats float, tethered by a rope to anchor themselves against the ceaseless tide. Sometimes you wish there was something like that for yourself. The city behind you has quieted to a dull hum. As you slip into the water your gills flare, and you feel like an incredible weight has been lifted from your shoulders. But sometimes you drift too far into the ocean. And there is no rope to pull you back." Your name is Eridan Ampora, and you are so incredibly alone. Sure you live in the same building as the trolls you used to call friends and the humans, but no one wants to associate with you. You can't blame them. You were a pretty big douchebag during and before the Game. They're slowly coming around after realizing that you've changed quite a bit but it's tentative, like they're afraid you'll snap and try to commit mass genocide. Kanaya probably will never talk to you again, even after she was able to create another Mother Grub with a recipe from Jane. You're not sure if you can do anything to change their minds. But you can try.

    In which there is somehow an apartment building that can fit all 32 of them on two floors because I said so.

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