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    The bars on your cage rattle when he gets forcibly thrown in the cage beside the blind girl, his body slamming against the concrete with a yelp. He looks up at the man in white with fury in his amber eyes. “This is wrong. This is inhumane.”

    The man in white crouches in front of Karkat, his bright green eyes even with the troll’s as he spits, “Then it’s a good thing you’re not human.” A syringe you didn’t see before gets plunged into Karkat’s thigh, his eyes widening before lethargically sliding shut, his limp form dropping to the floor of the cage.

    edit: title change

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    A strange poem that popped into my head.

    Trigger warning: strange words, no specific ship, blood bashing, character bashing, romance, freeform.

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    After the death of Aradia Megido, the lives of all her friends are changed drastically.

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    I like to write improv. A lot. Some of it happens to be about homestuck. SO here are my works.

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    Room mates John and Dave go through dating troubles, promptly break up with other people, then eat ice cream together and critique shitty movies on the couch at home with the occasional smooching. Kind of fluffy JohnDave (Moirails)

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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

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    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    Your name is Dave Strider. In your school, you don’t have a lot of friends because you simply think that you are too cool for all of them, and everyone agrees with that. One day, the nerdy new kid in the school called John Egbert accidentally bumps into you. What will you do?

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    Dave strider lives in a world where, when people find their soulmate, their world lights up around them. Colour begins to appear in a world that was once dull, everything becomes brighter, more vibrant, everything around you changes from how you once knew it.

    But none of this matters to him, it's not like he can see anything anyway.

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    "Have a great summer. Maybe you could visit me up here in Washington sometime :B"

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    Continue of 'Stuck' . This is a less doomed timeline where the character didn't die

    You are Dave Strider and you has to sacrifice yourself so that your brother can be free from the demon binding. Because of this, you has to spend your life living with a demon named John. you truly don't want to see where this is going as you can only image darkness up ahead

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    The worst movie marathon in the world

    Day 3- watching a movie

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    *HIATUS* John Egbert just managed to survive high school. Barely. Now he's off to college with his best friend and boyfriend Dave Strider and things couldn't be better. Except of course that he's plagued by vicious nightmares and the sight of people he doesn't know makes him panic. College!stuck AU. Triggers noted at the beginning of each chapter.

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    You thought schools had standards, but you guess you can't really complain if your Biology textbook accidentally played as the board for a game of matchmaker. Besides, the dork wasn't that bad.

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    You ever get a random hard-on in class that won't stay down? Yeah, you fucking have. So has Dave.

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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you have CLINICAL DEPRESSION.

    People say that depression isn't that bad but, boy are they wrong. You've had first hand experiences of depression and you want off this depression ship. So, one day you just decide to kill yourself.

    Except, that's not the end of it. Next you learn that there's an afterworld?!

    Maybe you should check your prescription again.

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    He’s talking, once you’ve sorted through the usual facetious insults and weird slang, like he’s got something important to tell you.

    Something urgent.

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    Dave Strider discovers the consequences of having an extra set of teeth and a fuck ton of bloodlust.
    Jade Harley blacks out every month and wakes up with blood on her hands.
    Rose Lalonde swears to wipe out every human-threatening monster in existence.
    And John Egbert is a normal teenage boy caught up in the middle.
    Update 10/28/14: Work has been discontinued. Sorry. ):

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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You honestly didn’t mean to come out of a McDonald’s bathroom with a broken nose and had given out your personal number, but hey you gotta live a little.

     

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    Inspired by Repetition by Plajus

    John Egbert was in love with Vriska Serket for many, many years. They had been together for six years total and ended up having a child. John thought everything was going to be great, he was going to be a dad! He had even planned on marrying Vriska. Sadly, after the baby was born he awoke to find Vriska gone. he waited for days, weeks, months, years even. She never came back. He was heart broken. He decided all he needed in his life was his daughter, Lily Egbert. What happens when he finds out his daughter teacher is his old best bro, Dave Strider?

    (Sucky description sucks. I'll add more tags as the story progresses on)

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