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    Dave and John have been sharing an apartment for a while. They've been best friends since dave moved to Washington. (he still hates the cold) And they both needed a roomie. John gets drunk he goes in the room Dave restricts him from.

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    You shouldn't have suggested he come to your house to escape the flooding. You should've told him there were plenty of places he could've taken refuge at, plenty of people who would've taken him in temporarily. Instead, you invited him to your house, like the nice (but stupid) person you are, and he's different in person.

    He smokes. He's tall. He's, excuse your french, fucking hot. His hair is blonder than it was in the one crappy selfie you'd seen. He has a twang in his voice. He has freckles, a momentous amount. He does wear sunglasses all of the time. His skin is pale. And yes, he definitely wants to court you.

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    "Excuse me, my shower is broken and the goddamn matinance is not picking up. I need to go to school and is it OK if I use yours?"

    You are JOHN EGBERT and your neighbor is asking if he can use your shower. Why.

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    Told from multiple points of view, this journey through both intimate relationships and the revelation of the Game's post-effect on the Beta kids, Alpha kids, and their Guardians.

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    One day Dave knows he's going to fall in love with the prettiest girl ever, and then the black and white world will change into colour, and he'll know what the rainbow looks like and why people stare when they see his eyes (even though Bro tells them not to).

    Because that's what happens, right? That's normal. People fall in love, they find their rainbow, and then everything is perfect! There's no way that won't happen for him!

    ...Right?

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    So Dirk and Dave have a thing, but they have to hide it from the rest of the school. Then Roxy comes along and screws stuff up, and Dirk thinks it's all his fault and lots of things happen yeah I don't know how to explain it without spoilers. Just read it if you're really curious enough. Sorry for making Roxy seem like a total bitch I know that's not in her character, just needed a girl who liked Dirk and putting OCs in fanfictions really just isn't my thing anymore, and Roxy already likes Dirk in the first place so here you go. ((Previously titled "Narcissist Game Too Strong" because I failed to think of anything better when I first published it.))

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    Being a teenager is hard, everyone knows that. But being a teenager like you.. it's different. It's pretty hard making friends when you live in a dilapidated apartment, and have wings fucking sewn into your back.

    That is, until you met him.

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    Dave asks Dad for permission to marry John, and Dad gives Dave a fatherly speech about his son growing up.

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    John is a cannibal.

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    Today is John's 17th birthday and he spends his special day doing various of activities with no sole company. Like those cliché movie scenarios, he witnessed some strange events happening the whole day.

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    Your name is JOHN CROCKER and it sometimes you like to STARE at the STARS.

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    Your name is Dave Strider. Your memory is failing to behave in a linear manner. Sometimes you wake up younger, sometimes you wake up older. Sometimes your memory skips and you do not understand where you were last.

    Your name is John Egbert. You love Dave Strider. His time travel is an unsolvable problem you will forever be pretending to solve in a hopeless attempt to be by his side.

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    You'd think, given that incubi and tricksters are both treated like shit by the rest of the magical world, that they would get along. That's not what happens.
    Wherein Dave Strider is a slut, John Egbert is an asshole, Dirk Strider is the villain of the story and demons are more human than originally thought.

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    *narrator voice* IN A WORLD where a little black timer on the underside of your wrist counts down to the exact moment you meet your soulmate things can be pretty stressful. Especially when you're only 20 years old. Especially when you're already pretty sure you're in love with your long-time best friend. Especially when you have less than two weeks until it reaches zero.

    Dave Strider is not ready, he was just fine pretending the countdown didn't exist and he was in control of his own destiny, until he accidentally saw it and it said two weeks.

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and falling in love sounds like a bad idea.

    From what you've heard, it never seems to end well. Everything from the sweet little gestures to the grand displays of affection, it's all just seemed so wrong to you. Sure, maybe for some people it works, but in the majority of cases, it's clearly doomed to failure from the start. It's just going to end in heartbreak, like travelling along an especially obnoxious winding road, and off of a particularly clichéd cliff at the end. There's a reason most people don't have just one partner in their whole lives; the concept of falling hopelessly in love just doesn't work.

    It couldn't happen to someone such as yourself, right? You pray to God that it couldn't.

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    What starts out as a desperation game turns into something much more. More mature than my usual fics. No need to know anything about the Homestuck fandom, it's just a story of two guys getting really, really desperate.

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    Sollux needs a new distraction in life, but a human pet is not what he had in mind. How will this child change his life? How will he change this child's life? Read to find out.

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    no one can see color till they find their soulmate. The first color you see is the color of your soulmates eyes.

    Karkat is tired of waiting.

    Dave is clueless.

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    Prompt: Imagine your OTP dressed in dragon onesies.

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