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    CG: IT'S LIKE A SHRÖDINGER'S MEOWBEAST OF POTENTIAL ROMANTIC DISASTER UP IN THIS BITCH

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    John’s not good at relationships or emotions or anything. He’s just a guy. Just a guy with a lot of people who mean a lot to him, and he’d hate to have to categorize those relationships into neat little boxes like trolls or have to pick only one that matters the most under the human system. (I swear to God there's going to be sex but also a lot of dorky boys doing cute gay dating and kissing things because this dynamic is fascinating and I want all four of them to be happy.)

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    NOW WITH 8TRAX PLAYLIST: http://8tracks.com/agent_florida/to-by-too

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    Turning sixteen was supposed to be simple for John. He would dream of his soulmate (probably Vriska) and then he would be happy with her. He didn't count on dreaming of a boy who was who-knows-where. He didn't count on the political shift the country would be going through. He definitely didn't count on worrying whether or not his dad would come home alive. And when your soulmate is hurting himself but you have no way to reach him?

    God damn it! Since when was turning sixteen so complicated?!

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    So, these are just drabbles based on homestuck sexcannons, sometimes sad canons, prompts presented by myself or submitted to me by others on my blog, and misc. artwork. There is no storyline and nothing is related to anything else. I also don't really proofread these (I mostly do them at night as a way to relax), but there shouldn't be a huge amount of typos or anything. The titles of each chapter will let you know which couple is featured in that drabble and the chapter summary will contain tags for what that drabble contains.

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    Little drabbles based on fluffcanon and otp prompts. I don't really discriminate with ships so everything will probably end up here eventually.

    Please note, these are done late at night and are not proofread. The typos shouldn't be too bad, but there will probably be at least a few in each chapter.

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    A lot can happen in the doorway of a room.

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    Your name is John Egbert, and while people would say you were essentially a god, you don’t think there’s anything good about you.
    Besides, what kind of god can’t speak?

    Your name is Dave Strider, and what you do is much more delicate than what people dream up in fantasy.
    Besides, no matter how powerful you get, it won't bring him back.

    Your name is Rose Lalonde, and Light is always darker than it seems, and Void always lighter.
    Besides, you're the master of contradictions.

    Your name is Jade Harley, and you aren't sure what you do is technically legal, but you don't care.
    Besides, since when have you cared about legality?

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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you want to be dead.

    Your name is John Egbert, and you know you have an eating disorder.

    Your name is Dirk Strider, and you're severely bipolar.

    Your name is Jake English, and you're told you live in a fantasy world that isn't reality.

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    When Dirk Strider meets his Sugar Daddy, Jake English, for the first time, he is swept off his feet. But what happens when he realizes Jake is just as awkward as him? What happens when Dirk's younger brother Dave is hell-bent on finding something wrong with Jake? What happens when Dirk's boss Roxy and Jake's ex-wife Jane start dating each other? Shenanigans, of course. Shenanigans are what always happens in these fics.

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    Whoever thought of sending some guys and all that glorious yet fucking deadly shit after us and our friends must be sick

     

    Like sick as hell

    Like sick with a capital 'S' and shit

    Like whoa bro, you have a high fever of like whatever makes a fever high

    Like whoa slow down dude those raps an' that beat is like so sick-

     

    Okay maybe not the last one...

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT, you live with you're sister JANE and your dad. Your best friend, JADE HARLEY and her cousin JAKE ENGLISH, live right next door. When Jade starts to talk about her internet friend and his bro moving in with the Lalondes across the street, you're interested to find about about this "cool kid".

     

    This is my first fanfic! Some chapters may feel rushed but I hope to fix that in the future!

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    "Welcome to the land of the dead. You will never grow old, never need to sleep, and never die."
    John leapt at Jake, hands wrapping around the older man's neck and pinning him to the wall behind him, lifting Jake off of the floor completely.

    Ripped from his home and everything he knows, John Egbert traverses the country against his will with an immortal creature. His only chances of escape, of rescue, lie in the sarcastic lines of red text being sent to him over Pesterchum.

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    A continuation on Cuts and Kisses, exploring their daily lives and their quadrants.

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    Every afternoon without fail, Jade Harley will sit at her computer in her room and wait for her three best friends to log on.
    Today is no exception.

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    In a land where trolls live, born with different bloodcolours and status a whole new turn will be taken. Only Highbloods of royal status are allowed to pick a partner and have the legal right to reproduce. Lowbloods are workers, Midbloods are helpers or objects and Highbloods rules the land. Three different castles with three different types of rulers share the land in three. The Peixes, The Amporas and The Makaras are the three royals and rulers. They pick what they want and get whatever they want. But soon the old traditions will be broken and a new system will be created. But how will the path look like? Filled with love, hate, blood and pain? Only one way to find out!

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    Your name is John Egbert and you are the victim of kidnapping and human trafficking. You were sold to a man who goes by 'Mr. Strider' and while he has shown himself to be kind to you when you are obedient, you are terrified to find out what he could do if you disobey him.

    (Accepting prompts. Updates Thursdays.)

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    There's this boy at school.
    He's never present for a full week.
    Sometimes he will be gone for a week.
    If only you knew why.

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    You wrote those songs for him, of course they were amazing. He was amazing.

    John.

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    On your sixteenth birthday, you presented as an alpha, a beta, or an omega. It was usually nothing to stress over, but the Strider family operated in odd, competitive ways. Both Dave's older brothers were alphas, and naturally, they expected Dave to present as alpha as well. Dave's sixteenth is coming up, and he's stressing big time. His best friend John thinks it doesn't matter, as long as he doesn't use the controversial and usually unhealthy suppressors. Will everything turn out fine in the end? Or will family expectations and hormones tear these two apart?? (my first time writing a/b/o, be gentle with me)

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    The world has changed from how it used to be, it once was illegal to experiment on other humans and use them as test subjects, but after crime escalated and a new president was elected that was quickly changed over the years. Children would be bought from orphanages by the transmutation facilities, taken from the streets or even sold by they're own parents. The DNA of the animals was mixed with the humans over years causing changes in the human body, tails, ears, wings appendages of the animal side that inhabited the human. After Dave went through the dark times of being in the facility and being separated from his brothers he finds a home with the Egberts. Dave has a new side of him opened as he grows closer to the short dorky boy known as John, in more ways then one.

     

    ((My first fanfic but I hope you like it ^.^ I'll be posting others if I get good responses to this one <3))

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    Dream, as in, something vaguely uncomfortable and surreal that happens to you when you sleep.

    Your basic badly-written fluff format. The Beta kids vacation in a weird town. Jade and Rose meddle. Dave and John fall desperately in love and have hot makeouts.

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