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    Your name is Dave Strider, and your walking the thin line of sanity here.
    After disobeying the condesces orders, and instead protecting the one you were suposed to take for execution, John Egbert, you've been sent to a doomed timeline.
    A void game session.
    Your own personal hell.

     

    In which Dave is trying to get back to John, dead Daves are everywhere, and Jake keeps ruining the ship.

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    2/?
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    oh god, you love him
    why wont he love you too?

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    1/1
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    Dave always thought that his biggest problem in life would be his hidden, gay-ass love for his bestie, John.

    Boy was he goddamn wrong. Brace yourself, kid. Shit's about to get real.

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    24/?
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    Her hair is a mess of tangles and curls and her eyes are a blazing green fire, and even though she's frowning and there's a bottle of whiskey balanced against her palm you know this is who you're looking for. You walk quietly to her and nab the open seat by her side, then you quietly ask if her name is Jade English.

    She responds, "who wants to know?"

    and you say, "Dave Strider, otherwise known as me."

    She downs some whiskey and confirms that she is indeed Jade English, and you want to approach this slowly but you can't, so with a tongue like lightning you spit, "is your brother John Crocker?" and you know by the cold glare she gives you that he is. "Because I want to know about, his, um. Why are his wrists always fractured?"

    She snorts into her whiskey and responds that his bones are made of paper, they're frail and flimsy and if he so much as moves wrong they make a sickening crunch and you know he's broken something again. She tells you that he calls her crying sometimes, repeats to her how badly it hurts and how badly he wants to die, and she says:

    "if he lets you in, don't hurt him, because i'm a sharpshooter and i'll hurt you."

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    1/?
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    John Egbert and Dave Strider are two gems that are powerful beyond knowledge, but they both were craving affection, not the kind given by strangers but simply... love, but what would happen if the two were put on the same team? things would perhaps... collide?

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    4/?
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    8
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    13
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    2
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    176
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    John faces a hallucination and wakes Dave up by his scream. Cuddling insues

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    1/1
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    Based on a prompt on otpprompts Tumblr

    "Imagine your otp getting caught stealing coins from a fountain in the mall"

    FOR MY GOOD FRIEND JACKIE~

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    1/1
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    7
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    1
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    (AN AU where Trolls and Humans both live on Earth, with the Trolls migrating from Alternia years ago.) John and Karkat have been childhood friends, and Dave met John online a few years back. Moving to Washington about a year ago, he and Karkat have gotten on decent terms. They all slowly but surely realize that they're all pointlessly in love, while trying to get through troubles at home and school. However, something on a far more larger scale is happening in their town, and it could end up drastically changing everything they've ever known.

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    19/?
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    14
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    "His head remains stiffly angled towards the screen, and you bet he thinks he’s real subtle, thinks you don’t catch the way his eyes flicker up surreptitiously to slide over your body in a textbook once-over as you shift positions. You keep your smirk in your mind and off your face, electing instead to stare out the window looking cool and pensive, taking a moment to thank the universe for this lovely surprise gift of a new target to mess with. But then again, the universe has totally been ramming its omnipotent cosmic dick up your dry ass all day, so it kind of owes you."

    Dave’s a hot kid on the subway and John learns the important role that subtlety plays in the delicate art of creeping on strangers. Less sleazy than the name implies; debatably.

     

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    1/1
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    24
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    4
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    You never understood why mom was so upset with you, you never understood dad avoided you. The very least you did was try, but apparently it had not worked. This caused your bright blue sky, to boil and dry.

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    11/?
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    6
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    Your name is Karkat Vantas, and you are a mutant, a freak of nature with red blood, which is frowned upon. You have been safe for many sweeps, but now your eyes have betrayed your eye color and you have beem practically exiled onto an alien planet. It's a suicidal mission that only your superiors know about, and not one of your friends do.

    You are captured and taken into captivity, where you are tortured for information and studied like a caged animal because your species is alien to these...To these humans. These awful humans with their needles and weapons of torture, trying to hear you scream and decipher a language out of it, to see how you react to blood of animals.

    Eventually one of your friends hears of your capture and gathers a rescue team, but you have fallen for one of the humans there.

    Now your friends don't trust you either. You have affiliated yourself with the humans who have tortured you, and they don't know if you are a friend or an enemy. Everything is so mixed up and screwed that you feel like vomiting your own blood.

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    20/?
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    25
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    When John answers the cries for help in a forest, he finds a strange bird left beaten and bleeding, all alone. That bird turns out to be a boy like him- like, literally, turns out to be, John only has his back on him for one second, and suddenly there's a winged, bleeding boy on his couch calling himself Dave.
    He has no home and no memories he will admit to that might explain why he was left the way he was, or where his glossy red wings have come from. So of course, the Egberts take him in.
    It's all going to work out. Ok, so John didn't count on falling in love. And Dave didn't count on becoming the target of multiple stalkings and harassment that smack of government conspiracies. And neither one of them could have predicted the forces that have been set in motion simply by Dave being there.
    But it's all going to work out.

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    16/?
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    128
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    14
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    Your name is John Egbert, you're fresh out of college and you've got a crappy work-at-home job you couldn't care less about. There's nothing exciting about your life in this new city, you live right on the outskirts where nothing exciting happens and all your friends are somewhere else. You can't really see anything exciting happening in your life, and you aren't sure you care too much.
    That's what you thought anyway until you meet a blonde-haired boy on a street-corner at around two in the morning.

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    1/?
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    You hated him.
    You hated him more than anything.
    The smug look on his face whenever he came up with one of his little quips,
    The way his thick Texan accent slipped out every once in a while.
    His stupid fucking anime shades and how his blonde hair was spiked back-
    It was like he was trying to ironically look like Goku.
    It made you sick.
    So sick that when the teacher said you two were to be partners on the latest project you wanted to vomit.

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    19,340
    Chapters:
    24/?
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    49
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    82
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    8
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    1138
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    You are Dave Strider, a 21 year old college student. You are in the middle of your last semester for this year when you decide to meet up with a man by the name of James Brinner. You blacked out on your first date and now... Where the fuck are you?

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    1/?
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    Sexual slavery is legal, organized, and accepted in the United States. Young adults who have committed a crime may be sold into slavery. However, although rare, it is legal for a parent to sell their adult offspring into slavery. Innocent, optimistic John Egbert is sold into slavery. Will the poor boy make it in the care of a seemingly emotionless blonde?

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    7/?
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    50
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    245
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    17
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    2012
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    A collection of one-shot challenge fics! The prompts are at the top of the story. Most are very silly.

    Chapter 1: Dirk is a melting screaming ice cream cone and Jake is the one eating him. (Crackfic!)
    Chapter 2: Jake is a Vacuum Cleaner (Crackfic!)
    Chapter 3: Dirk and Jake are Caterpillars (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 4: Dirk and Jake get married in Space (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 5: Jake is a cinnamon bun and Dirk wants to sin with him (Crackfic!)
    Chapter 6: 3 inch small Jake falls in love with giant Dirk (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 7: Incubus!Jake meets Demon-hunter!Dirk. (Drama!)
    Chapter 8: JohnDave falling in love (Fluffy!)
    Chapter 9: Dirk and Jake are water and forest nymphs (Drama!)

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    Chapters:
    10/?
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    Your name is John Egbert and you don't think you've ever been more down in your life.

    Because of your dads baking industry kicking off unbelievably well he decided to take you from the lovely suburbs of Washington to the bustling city of LA.

    Granted your dad being the loving caring father he is sent you to a pretty small private school, but that just meant more people knew eachother and for longer times and let's just say not everyone was in favor of the new kid showing up.

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    English
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    50,208
    Chapters:
    25/?
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    97
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    14
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    These were all requests on my tumblr that I've grown fond of. Mostly DirkJake, but other pairings as well!

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    38/?
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    7
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    88
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    10
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    John is a hairdresser, he had a regular customer that comes in every Tuesday at three. His name is Strider, he has incredibly soft blond hair and is very mysterious. Where did he even come from and why pick John?

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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    12
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    30
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    242

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