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    almost everybody's dead, almost, but when Dave Strider, suddenly loses everything besides his icey-eyed sister Rose Lalonde and finds himself wishing every titan dead, nothing bad can happen right? Wrong, tell that to Corporal Vantas, and his accustomed titan-loving Scout John Egbert. Oh just wait.

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    John never thought that his harmless pranks would bring him to Pallington Academy, a school for difficult children to be turned into pleasant ladies and gentleman. He especially never thought that there would be a huge secret to the school that he guessed his father didn't know about when he sent him there.

    (Warning: There will be a lot of smut, mostly malexmale and involving John Egbert)

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    It's hard, being eighteen years old and protecting your kid brother from the apocalypse.

    It's hard and nobody understands what's going on anyway.

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    You knew this was going to happen someday. It was only natural -- you all broke the game. When everyone was so caught up in it, trying to win and save everyone, it was easy to forget that it was really just a game. An intricate, extremely well-designed and complex game, but still a game none the less.

    Human hubris was a dangerous thing. Especially when you slide the fate of the world on a couple of teenagers' shoulders.

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    Dave and John used to be best friends. And then Dave left without a word. They went their separate ways, never hearing from one another, each assuming or hoping (or both) that the other simply "forgot". But they never did. A past, a reunion, a plan, a battle, an escape.

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    These are very short and smutty things I've written while bored. I'm not too good at smut and it's my first time posting smut.

    1)JohnDave; Top!John
    2)Destiel; Morning Blowjobs
    3)Sterek; Rimming
    4)Sabriel; Riding/Topping from the bottom

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    You've always heard about camps for the god tiered and etc, you just never though you'd be going to one.

     

    In a dumb world where there are trolls, humans and god tiered humans, you fit into the last one of those categories.

    ((Also Johndave is the main ship but Dirkjake will be featured because I cannot ever write something with Johndave without featuring Dirkjake //sob))

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    Dave hates John to the gut, that is until he thinks John is hiding something under the douchey act and gives him a chance. Dirk and Jake are together now, so he and John should also get their relationship straight out, too, end it or in it?

    Personally, I don't think there are enough douchery in other Douchestuck fic so a wrote one

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    Dave is in love with John.
    Bro finds out.
    Bro pays some guy to kidnap John and forces John to be both Dave and his personal sex slave.
    AKA Bro takes a harmless crush WAY too far.

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    -He never loved you.-

    John Egbert has moved on from his fling with his best friend Dave Strider when they were fifteen. Only he's falling back in love again, after all these years.

    -Your name is John Egbert and you're feeling a bit melancholy.-

    On the other hand, Karkat is living a poor but satisfying life as a research student and that's the real reason people should read this thing.

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    When Sollux and Terezi announce they're going to get married, Karkat stumbles around trying to find a date. With Feferi and Aradia breathing down his neck, he asks his long time friend and co-worker Eridan. Eridan is tall, good looking and capable of intelligent conversation, Karkat thinks it's a great decision, little does he know that he's already in way too deep.

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    John's been having trouble sleeping, in part due to the nightmares that plague him. All the same, his favorite comfort is laying with Dave as he sleeps. But rather than letting himself doze along with his boyfriend, he ends up going to the kitchen for some aj. Dave joins him in an attempt to coax him back to bed, but ends up making a really distracting little discovery.

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    Your name is Dave Strider.

    You're blind and possibly have fallen for a dork with broken glasses.

    Your name is John Egbert

    You're not a homosexual but you've just fallen for a blind guy with odd shades.

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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    Jesus how did this happen?

    Seriously, how?
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    Dave and Dirk fall into a situation and do not know how to handle it.
    This situation is called love and it's seriously wrecking them.
    Hard core.
    How are 'psychopaths' supposed to deal with this?
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    In this world Trolls and Human share a world. There ain't no 'humanstuck' because I really don't like humanstuck.
    Like... At all.

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    Dave and John have been friends for awhile. Now something's after John and Dave swears to protect him but John's threat is closer to him then he thinks.

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    Dave is an 'Agent from hell', sent to send monsters that has escaped from down under, back. He, and his brother Dirk, are moved to Skaia academy, where Dave meets John Egbert, a very peculiar boy. Dirk, on the other hand, meets Jake, who lost his parents in an accident involving a monster from hell, and since then has he and his little sister Jade hunted the same monsters as the Striders do. After a while they understand that there are Angels present on the school, and they are not just anybody.

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    Dave always thought that his biggest problem in life would be his hidden, gay-ass love for his bestie, John.

    Boy was he goddamn wrong. Brace yourself, kid. Shit's about to get real.

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    “Hey, it’s a reasonable question, Egderp. For all you know, I can be that really cranky, old dude in a wheelchair. Or, maybe I can have a cane and hit you 24/7 with it. How’s that sound?” He raised his slice of pepperoni pizza to his lips, awaiting your answer before he took a bite.

    The only thing you replied with was a simple question to counter his.

    (When I’m old and crazy, will you still call me ‘baby’?)

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    Okay, I know the relationships they say in the tags. But this is mainly just John and Dave. There may or may not be little side bits with the other relationships.

    Basically, they're dorky kids growing up into just as dorky adults.

    I won't give spoilers, just know I don't like unhappy endings.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
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