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    Spin-off/crossover for Homestuck/High School Musical

    All of the original creators have copyright on the characters and storyline, I tweaked up little parts of the storyline but the original goes to Disney.

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    A crossover of Wildbow's Worm and Homestuck, pitting characters against each other in a desperate battle for control.

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    1/?
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    Your dad is on a business trip, Rose is asleep, and Jade is the one who'd stuck gum in your hair in the first place. Your boyfriend Dave is all you have, so he better quit his bitching because you'd woken him up and come cut the gum out.

    Right now.

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    1/1
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    6
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    "I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing, and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time."

    - Bansky

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    Jake goes missing and da crew goes looking for him.
    In which John is a computer programmer, Jade is a mechanical engineer, Dave is a photographer, Roxy is a robotics programmer, Rose is a psychologist and a writer, and Jake is a missing archaeologist.
    (John/Dave, Rose/Kanaya, Jade/Roxy, and Jake/Happiness are endgame with some minor ships mentioned here and there)
    I may make this from multiple perspectives and turn it into a little collection, like a pick whose eyes you want to see this through thing. We'll see. For now it's just Egbert's view.

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    2/?
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    2
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    First fanfiction in months about fat john

    Dave and John are about to do the do when John gets hungry

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    1/1
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    1
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    Dave Strider, by all accounts, is pretty average. Or at least until he happens upon this weird ass coffee shop. Suddenly, he's not very normal at all, despite that one chicks attempts to keep him that way. Sometimes you just have to unfurl your wings and fly. Not that Dave has any... that he knows of.

     

    JohnDave AU: Supernatural Coffee Shop

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    English
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    9/?
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    55
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    44
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    8
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    716
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    *narrator voice* IN A WORLD where a little black timer on the underside of your wrist counts down the the exact moment you meet your soulmate things can be pretty stressful. Especially when you're only 20 years old. Especially when you're already pretty sure you're in love with your long-time best friend. Especially when you have less than two weeks until it reaches zero.

    Dave Strider is not ready, he was just fine pretending the countdown didn't exist and he was in control of his own destiny, until he accidentally saw it and it said two weeks.

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    1/?
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    4
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    23
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    5
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    Your name is John Egbert and you have a thing for this guy, Dave. That’s a bit of a problem because Dave is your boyfriend’s brother.

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    Chapters:
    10/10
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    In which a demon Dave and moderately unstable John make the most unlikely of friends.

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    1/?
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    18
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    4
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    "Welcome to the land of the dead. You will never grow old, never need to sleep, and never die."
    John leapt at Jake, hands wrapping around the older man's neck and pinning him to the wall behind him, lifting Jake off of the floor completely.

    Ripped from his home and everything he knows, John Egbert traverses the country against his will with an immortal creature. His only chances of escape, of rescue, lie in the sarcastic lines of red text being sent to him over Pesterchum.

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    4/?
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    9
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    52
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    14
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    John Egbert had a typical life; a sister, two cousins, and a family hand in demon hunting. But how will he continue after a hunt goes wrong and his entire world is ripped apart? And what about that blond wearing aviators hellbent on destroying everything John knows?

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    4/?
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    14
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    Your name is Dave Strider and there are very few things in this world that you don’t understand. Unfortunately for you, one of those things happens to be your very best friend-John Egbert. Like you, John is an enigma. Unlike you, who seems to baffle everyone you interact with save for John and your siblings, the only person who seems baffled by John is well…you.

    Otherwise known as, in which the title and summary both make this story sound way more serious that it actually is or ever was supposed to be.

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    1/1
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    Your name is Dave Strider. Your memory is failing to behave in a linear manner. Sometimes you wake up younger, sometimes you wake up older. Sometimes your memory skips and you do not understand where you were last.

    Your name is John Egbert. You love Dave Strider. His time travel is an unsolvable problem you will forever be pretending to solve in a hopeless attempt to be by his side.

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    9/?
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    48
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    170
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    38
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    now available in the worst writing ever

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    1,220
    Chapters:
    3/?
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    9
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    4
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    Your name is John Egbert, and you hate everyone.

    More importantly, you hate yourself -- your stupid teeth, the even stupider headgear that you're forced to wear everywhere, and the slur of every s that leaves your lips. It seems everyone hates you, actually; why haven't you offed yourself yet? Right, because you have two friends (Jade Harley and Rose Lalonde), a loving father, and an unrequited crush on eighth grader Dave Strider. That might be what you hate most about yourself, next to the teeth/headgear/slurred speech.

    Fuck your life.

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    English
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    9/?
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    181
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    130
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    13
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    You'd think, given that incubi and tricksters are both treated like shit by the rest of the magical world, that they would get along. That's not what happens.
    Wherein Dave Strider is a slut, John Egbert is an asshole, Dirk Strider is the villain of the story and demons are more human than originally thought.

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    English
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    10,032
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    2/?
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    3
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    20
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    2
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    Kink meme made me do it.

    (See individual chapters for summaries/warnings.)

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    3/?
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    9
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    2
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    John, Rose, Dave, and Jade are at a swanky party for New Years, but it seems they've run into a particularly tricky problem.

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    1/1
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    5
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    13
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    2
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    You never understood why mom was so upset with you, you never understood dad avoided you. The very least you did was try, but apparently it had not worked. This caused your bright blue sky, to boil and dry.

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    English
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    2,700
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    3
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    37
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    3
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    365

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