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    John and Dave have tied the knot, and have now finally adopted a child. Well, not a child child, per se, but a little grub named Sollux. How will they handle the hardships of being parents? (PS: Don't mind the title, it's only weird temporarily, and for irony's sake.)

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    Chapters:
    7/?
    Comments:
    9
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    34
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    6
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    630
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    Dave and John were in love. They were a great couple, always seen smiling. Out of the blue, John breaks it off, and Dave takes to writing out his feelings instead.

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    1/?
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    Gods are nearly impossible to kill, and it's unheard of to kill twelve of them. Well some fucker managed to do it.

    Your name is Karkat Vantas and you have just been told that you're a God. Under any other circumstance you'd think they were crazy, however the person who informed you is literally made out of wind.

    Your name is Kanaya Maryam and although you in no way are into tentacles, you believe you might make an exception for the Eldritch beauty that visits you in your dreams.

    Your name is Terezi Pyrope and while you may be blind you are almost certain the man before you is made of fire.

    Your name is Tavros Nitram and did that dog just talk to you?

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    2/?
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    Loving him is tough.

    Especially when he is so close, yet so far.

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    1/1
    Comments:
    1
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    1
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    17
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    You kiss him. 

    It’s different when you mean it, when you twist your body against his with the full intention of following through and keeping him afterwards, when the arousal pounding into you in time with your pulse is definitely something you want. You bite the curve of his lips, lick into his mouth in wet and filthy motions. The entire kiss is slightly desperate and mostly vicious, a thing born of a conversational stand-still, and for a while, it seems like Dave might even respond, his mouth moving with you almost out of habit.

    You don't know when this all went wrong.

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    Chapters:
    5/10
    Comments:
    73
    Kudos:
    174
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    70
    Hits:
    5045
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    Everyone think John and Dave's family is perfect. Nothing is as it seems though. Warning: this has implied abuse of every kind as well as suicide.

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    1/1
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    4
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    Ugh. Fucking Starbucks. You are DAVE STRIDER and you currently work at the local Starbucks to help you pay for college and to, well, live. While you and your bro have a fuckton of cash, he wants you to have some responsibility, and told you to get a job anyway. It fucking sucks working here and you know why? Bratty teenage girls get pissed off at the slightest thing and then just sashay themselves out of the establishment. Oh no, the chocolate drizzle was too thick, or there wasn't enough whipped cream- FUCKING GET OVER IT. You don't know why they strive to ruin your life every single day. However, there's this one guy who comes in every day that's not so bad. Plus he's sort of cute you've got to admit.

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    13,490
    Chapters:
    10/?
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    60
    Bookmarks:
    13
    Hits:
    909
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    Your name is Dave Strider and holy hell what the fuck have you gotten yourself into?

    Mermaids, Shitty romances, and college should never exist in the same life. But fuck, You're a Strider and the laws of life don't apply to you.

    Right?

    Series
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    Chapters:
    10/10
    Comments:
    27
    Kudos:
    90
    Bookmarks:
    12
    Hits:
    1348
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    Join the infamous Strider Brothers as they set sail on the ocean blue, battling against Jake English, a notorious Royal Navy officer known for executing pirates. However, when Dirk makes the wrong decision, he ends up a sex slave for Commodore English. As war wages on the seven seas, Dirk becomes increasingly closer to Jake, helping him with Naval affairs and a birthday party for the King. Jake eventually enlists in Dirk's captaining skills and they embark on a journey that ends in pain and hatred. Friends, family, and lovers are injured and hurt, killed in battle or hung at the neck. The King is dead and has no "living' heirs. Who will take the throne after the King is hung for implied treason? Certainly not Dirk Strider, even if he is the King's son.

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    English
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    27,952
    Chapters:
    12/?
    Comments:
    29
    Kudos:
    102
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    2915
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    "Why do my dates go so wroooong!" John moaned, flopping onto the end of Dave's bed. Dave's eyebrows had sky-rocketed, lost in his hairline forever. "It'd be nice if I could have one date, you know?"

    Dave knew. And Dave said nothing.

    -- tentacleTherapist [TT] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] at 7:45am --

    TT: Would I be correct in saying John's 'friend'ship isn't exactly what you want?
    TG: no
    TG: maybe
    TG: shut up rose

    ~

    John finds it hard to date. Dave finds love confessions hard. But when John's birthday rolls around, and Dave is having trouble finding a present - he comes up with a great idea that maybe doesn't benefit him at all. In the slightest. John will be happy, and Dave will be miserable, but as long as he likes his present, why does it matter?

    Typical college kids doing typical college things. Dating, cute boys being adorable and a lot of heartache in between. The one that actually doesn't have DaveJohn in the way you're hoping.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    3
    Kudos:
    39
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    454
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    That's when I realized you were the only one
    It's never too late to show it
    Grow old together
    Have feelings we had before
    back when we were so innocent

    Based off the song "I Fell in Love with my Best Friend" by Jason Chen. Each chapter in this fic is another moment throughout their lives that eventually lead to our two favourite homo boys falling in love.

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    English
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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    16
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    233
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    Jake English isn't one for subtlety- never really has been. Luckily for him, falling into someone's life is the epitome of straightforwardness, and Dirk Strider doesn't seem to be going anywhere.

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    English
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    77,589
    Chapters:
    17/?
    Comments:
    251
    Kudos:
    382
    Bookmarks:
    54
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    6731
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    (OH MY GOD I'M SO PICKY ABOUT THIS SUMMARY)
    This fic is an entirely angsty gay college au cliche, but don't worry there's some shitty humour along with hot ships.
    Johndave /pepsicola /whatever you wanna call it is the main ship.

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    English
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    40,091
    Chapters:
    24/?
    Comments:
    50
    Kudos:
    118
    Bookmarks:
    22
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    2549
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    Your name is Dave Strider, and you work at the flower shop on the corner of 6th and Merriview. The work is lame but the pay is decent and you have friends here.
    Now, if only that one dweeb-ass manchild with the prettiest eyes you've ever seen would back the fuck up for two seconds so you can sweep the damn floor.

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    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    7
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    45
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    513
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    After his bro died, Dave Strider basically went to shit. After being caught with drugs, he's sent to prison where he meets an old friend or two, along with a half-sister. With guards literally up his ass and some annoying people, he decides one thing for sure: Do his time and get out. But not without some fun.

    Or:

    Dave's a little shit who gets sent to prison for drugs and hits on people a lot, specifically John.

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    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    5
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    19
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    4
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    299
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    On their way to their new home, 13-year-old John Egbert, his father and elder sister stumble upon an abandoned theme park after taking a wrong turn. Intrigued, the trio explore the park-though unbeknown to them they have wandered into the realm of spirits who sleep by day and appear at night. After John's father and sister are turned into pigs by angry spirits, John must take the adventure of a lifetime; working for Miss Lalonde in her bathhouse with only his courage and new found friends to guide him and his family back to the human world.

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    English
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    4,346
    Chapters:
    2/?
    Comments:
    1
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    8
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    106
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    Dave's depressed and becomes an alcoholic. John comes down to try to help Bro help Dave.

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    English
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    9,356
    Chapters:
    11/11
    Comments:
    21
    Kudos:
    44
    Bookmarks:
    3
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    703
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    I wanted to try my hand at poetry, and gave it a shot with Dave and John meeting, meeting, remeeting in their youth and never actually knowing each other until much later on. So this is what that is.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    7
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    59
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    (a 'trolls are dominant' society) Karkat has been locked away in the cathedral since he was a baby, hiding his mutant blood color with cloaks and isolation. When he sneaks out to go to a nearby festival, he meets a dancer made unique by his kindness and salamander, and everything changes (perhaps not for the better).

    Language:
    English
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    18,481
    Chapters:
    7/13
    Comments:
    19
    Kudos:
    51
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    594
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    Chaotic, mismatched faces become progressively more blurred, and amidst all the fucking madness, Dave realizes that they’re all fucking replacements.

    ...

    (Dave Strider/All)

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    English
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    1,642
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    42
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    820

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