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    Well fuck it's this shit again YAY
    I tried.. again
    I hope it's as good
    blah blah blah it's about a band camp yes there is buttsex in the first chapter
    they all have plash rumps BTW
    it's not cracktastic jus' saying

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    "Helmets?"

    Dave Strider was many things; Talented? Yes. Ironic beyond all compare? No shit. Sexier than Brad Pitt in Fight Club? Obviously. Maker of some of the finest damn music this side of Venus? Hell to the fucking yes.

    A wannabe robot with a gold helmet?

    Not a chance in hell.

     

    (Written by: Hammer, Co-Written by: Time)

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    Your name is Dave Strider and you don't want to live, but you don't want to die.
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    Your name is now John Egbert and you're really not sure about your sexuality. At all.

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    5
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    "Glasses off, please."

    That was the fourth time you've heard that today. But the first time you actually heard him speak.

    You hadn't paid much attention to the weird kid in your classes that wore shades all the time until he was jabbing a folded up note against the back of your neck.

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    5/?
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    John Egbert goes to visit Rose Lalonde at her college in Texas. He doesn't expect to meet anyone, or at least no one like Dave Strider. But, then again, John didn't know that people like Dave Strider exist.

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    “Hey, Dave. It's John. I know we haven't spoken in a while. My fault, really. I reacted badly. Um. Anyways, I'm calling because I thought you'd like to know. I'm sick. Very sick. The doctors say it's treatable, that I have a good chance of survival. But I don't think so. I'm so tired of everything. And Dave? I'm sorry. For everything. Bye.”

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    Your name is JOHN EGBERT and you NEVER though he'd be your SOULMATE.

    (Based off of the movie TiMER. Watch here ==> http://www.solarmovie.so/link/play/870262/ )

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    Yeah, everyone has their “laundry girl”, but Dave has his Soda Boy.

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    it is a very short sadstuck suicide scene.
    here if you want some quick feels.

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    John and Dave tie the knot, Rose officiates, and Jade's dog sheds on Dave's nice suit. Pure sap, but I know that's what y'all are into.

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    Your name is John Egbert. Today is your seventeenth birthday. You aren't quite sure what your dad has planned today, since you don't really remember much from your last sixteen birthdays. Actually, you don't remember much from the last sixteen years, either. You suppose it's just bad memory.

    ~Multiple POVs~

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    Dave Strider had just got out of college for psychology, and when he got out, he started talking to an old friend. He never had thought that he would eventually fall in love with him, breaking both of their hearts and skin.

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    The worlds ended and it seemed like Dave and company might be able to restart theres.
    But nothing ever works out the way you want when there are flesh-hungry assholes roaming the streets for a bite.
    And some people snap under pressure and death.

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    The bolt clatters against the metal of your workstation as you picture John kissing Jake for the fifth time in 20 minutes.

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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    "Oh my god, feed me /now/, you uncomfortably rectangular shitbowl, or so help me, I'll take that empty food bowl and shove it so far up your ass that you'll be able to taste the metal!"

    You glance down from the porch swing at the cat, raising an eyebrow. Did it just. Did it just talk?

    "Mrrrrrrow."

    Huh. Whatever, it's probably just the heat getting to your head.

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    Dynamic duo Karkat Vantas and John Egbert run an unpopular gaming channel on YouTube, and it seems like their dreams of quitting their sucky jobs and become full time YouTube stars might never become a reality. That is, until they get to go to a YouTube convention in LA where they meet some unlikely friends- all people with a huge amount of subscribers and some time to spare. Bonds are formed, romance ensues... and videos are made.

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    5/?
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    11
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    Monsters, demons, dragons, sorceress, aliens and other dark and mythical creatures are taken down and dominated by the people of light and goodness. Dirk, a vampire hunter, goes off to see a match between two of the greatest and strongest creatures, along with his younger brother, Dave. But what happens when you see the demon, Lord English, true form? What happens when your younger bro has fallen head over heels for the great rulers husband, The Heir of Air? The Striders will find the true story behind the blinding light of so called goodness and discover that monsters have feelings.

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    “You know, speaking of my dick, it’s kind of cold. Mind if I warm it up in your hot ass?”

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    Once upon a time, there was a Dave living on the top story of a huge building, and one day, a cat showed up. The cat kept showing up for years and became this Dave's best friend regardless of whether that makes sense. But one day the cat doesn't show up, and maybe that's because someone took it away. And the someone might be that new kid and Washingtonite hipster John Egbert.

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    1/?
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    8
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    70

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